...is that Josh Siegel used his vast fortune to purposely create Hurricane Sandy in hopes it would destroy the legendary vault of Legion comics that DC keeps at its Manhattan offices. His words were "if that two-timing Lash thinks he can play me, I'll destroy every copy of Adventure Comics #350 that ever existed!"
...But you didn't hear that from me...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...Josh Siegel is suing Momma Lash because Lash turned out so awesome that his very existence threatens Josh's lawsuit claiming ownership of awesomeness itself. He can't se Lash directly, of course; he knows he'd lose.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The question of Ownership of Awesomeness may at long last be resolved!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... Josh is planning on having hot hate sex with Lash. Failing that, he'll have hot revenge sex by seducing Boy Zombie.
Posted by MLLASH on :
GASP!!! I had no idea all those brandy-snifter-sipping one-percenters were gossiping about poor little-ol' me!
Of course, I am just a country boy and unused to the ways of big-city folk.
And Joshie better watch out for Momma Lash-- she'll clean his clock!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Lash, if you require some assistance in digging up a few, shall we say, juicy tidbits on the Yacht Club Members, drop by my office.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Given that Josh's broken heart has caused him to forego visits to the gym... Momma Lash won't have any trouble at all.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ibby! You weren't supposed to tell that secret!
As I hear it, Sharky's been using his gym membership card; now you've blown his cover!
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Ibby! *snip* now you've blown his cover!
Ohh Myyy!!! (I reaally gotta stop following George Takei on facebook Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Ibby! You weren't supposed to tell that secret!
As I hear it, Sharky's been using his gym membership card; now you've blown his cover!
Damn, I guess it's back to Curves...
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Posted by My Whee Fem on :
I wondered why there was a new aquarium in the ladies locker room...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*oops*
Oh boy.. something tells me I shouldn't be sharing the Security Office pool with Sharky any time soon...
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
iz it tha redneck yacht club? cuz then ah kin get onboard wif it...
Posted by My Whee Fem on :
I'm not sure what kind of yacht club it is.
And those are the first 14' flat bottomed aluminum 'yachts' I've ever seen.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
When ewe starts wit'ah dugout caneoooh.... them there's yaht's!
Posted by cleome46 on :
If LASH really is a "simple country boy," why do so many of my good-looking dude co-workers in the club kitchen keep talking about being invited up to see his etchings?
Since when do hicks collect fine art?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
You ain't seen fine until you've seen Lash's collection of black and white pictures of young men...
I think he even has one of me and Blaze!
Posted by cleome46 on :
[taps foot] Yes, yes. LASH's "collection." (Tsk.)
IB, I do not want that apron and chef's toque back unless you guys laundered 'em like you promised.
(Kids today, I swear...)
Now get in here and help me make those tea sandwiches like you promised! Pronto!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Awwww, but we barely wore our aprons!
Ooooh, what kind of sandwiches will we be making, cleome?
Posted by cleome46 on :
Pretty swank, huh? I just hope that somebody remembered to press all the linens.
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
I look forward to the lunch. I must tell my relatives more about this, they would be quite happy. They worry that Legion World is a bit behind.
Posted by cleome46 on :
My Dear, it would be a pleasure to see the whole Sivana family for High Tea.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Ham and eggs are salads now? By jingos, that's crazy talk! As a simple country boy, fine dining is a mystery to me. 'Rounds these parts, it's "you catch it, you eat it".
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've always trusted the help will take care of lunch. I only ask they wait until the gentlemen and ladies are served before indulging themselves.
< adjust monocle; checks pocket watch >
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ps - watercress sandwiches sound really awesome right now
Posted by cleome46 on :
(No lie, Cobie. I've tried them, and they are actually really good. My Mom is a retired caterer, and she did fix them for customers from time to time. Also finely minced sweet onion with unsalted butter on a tea sandwich-- is really good! Don't know how popular it is these days, but I remember eating the crusts after they were removed from the sandwiches...mmm-mmm!)
Oh, and I had the chef rustle up a few roast-beef-and-cheese sandwiches for LASH, too. Anything to keep the big spenders happy, I always say...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I don't suppose I could request for some tuna-and-olive oil open-faced sandwiches, could I?
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