Hey, one doesn't become so powerful without even MORE working out *dreamy sigh*
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Product endorsement deal
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As fame fades, low-paying publicity appearances become the norm
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Being parodied on the interwebz
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The far-flung future...
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What makes a star as magnificent as Power Boy shine so brightly and then burn out? There are plenty of reasons, all well-documented.
Facing mounting pressure from his manager and publicist, Peebs enters into an arranged marriage to fend off rumors about his sexuality:
The marriage lasts only a few scant days, and ridicule from the media drives Peebs into drug-fueled gay sexcapades:
...which, when the money begins to run out, leads him to a career in porn:
There are hundreds of other moments both mundane and sublime which will need to be touched upon to get the full story. Stay tuned.
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I'm especially curious about days as Prince of Disco
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We must fill in the gaps of Power Boy's history, starting with the video of himself dancing which he posted on YouTube. This led to over 10 million views and began the dance craze known as "peebing". Here is a capture from that video (which has since been removed from YouTube):
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Fame... as well as stunning good looks... eventually led to his foray into the world of male modeling:
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The real-life 'Power Pooch' would be his talking animated sidekick on the "Power Boy Awesome Hour" cartoon show:
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He cashed in by selling off the rights to his name and likeness for a childrens' book deal:
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oh except for this :
quote:Originally posted by lowercase mllash: Discovery of super-ness
HA! FOOLISH MORTAL BOY!!! you run so slow ! hahahaha
*cough* *ahem*
... back to governance.
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Power Boy renouncing United States citizenship long enough to join Sweden's olympic team caused some backlash, but all was forgiven when it was revealed he was on an undercover mission to bust up a dangerous Swedish criminal conspiracy.
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Smuggling?
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Those Swedes sure know how to workout!
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The comics equivalent of 'did commercial for Japan market'?
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From Power Boy's DETAILS MAGAZINE photoshoot; one can see the innocence still, before things went tits-up:
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Peebs comes in for a landing:
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At the height of his fame, Peebs (identified here by the arrow) required a squad of stand-ins.
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... bunch of crack heads IIRC.
The point of the stand ins was to make me look good, keep my appearance commitments, etc., while I was out doing 'other things like saving the world ... or hanging out with Nam'Lor.
but they turned out to be a bunch of Britney's.
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That's what he sez. I'll be publishing a post administration tell all with the real story of the subs. Until then trust your imagination.
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he said 'subs' .... tee hee.
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quote:Originally posted by lowercase mllash:
The marriage lasts only a few scant days, and ridicule from the media drives Peebs into drug-fueled gay sexcapades:
Think Blaze and I can make some money if we claim that Power Boy hit on both of us during his last sexcapade?
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The sexual escapades of Power Boy are well-known.
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Ah, but we can produce a video!
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... hastily-made, with poor editing and only a passing resemblance to the three of us, but it's still a video!
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but ... I've already won the election.
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Don't you wanna keep your popularity?
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A capture from Power Boy's how-to video on self-pleasure. Even though his star was on the wane, the video was a big seller among both the homosexual and the housewife fans who continued to follow his career even in its decline:
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MICHAEL L. LASH !!!
That was an educational video!
oh ... and also ... I found THIS in Lash's closet ...
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I certainly learned a lot from it
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Peebs had to deal with stalkers during the height of his fame...
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Peebs relaxes after an especially tiring workout
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Peebs sets off in search of Sharklad, to ask him about the awful Sharklad/Batman rumors...
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mommy, what happen a my i'magessss.
I didn't get to see the last one (or two).
.... kryptonian tantrum ...... barely contained .... tears .... pout .... bottom lip protruding .... throat closing up .... face getting red ....
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh working now .. ..... .
good thing I didn't punch "reality".
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is it my booty internet?
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Yay, you can see yourself now! And you look marvelous!
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There's an alternate universe (well, several actually) in which Power Boy has a form other than that which with you're all familiar.
One time the alt-Power Boy and I went hot-tubbing together.