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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
1) posts with a blue background are more aesthetically pleasing.

2) Invisible Brainiac's raw sexual energy is simmering with every post.

3) there's some forum called Science Police headquarters in the darkest corner of the board
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
4) Lardy's cheap come-ons aren't funny; they're actually quite frightening.
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
5) Crickets sound louder on Easter.
 

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Posted by Exnihil on :
 
6) Regardless of all the martini talk, very few Legion Worlders actually have Olive Heads
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
7) Sheep really do live in fear of Cobalt Kid.
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 


What if we split the difference between Nos. 4 & 6 and only let Lardy out in public if he was wearing a giant paper mache' olive over his head...
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
oh, how to reply without taking another dig at Lardy? I do like to spread the jibes around...
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Of course if you split the difference between 4) & 7), you'll have Sheep come-ons...

Then you'll have to merge this thread with the one that's all bad pick-up lines.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
 
8. That she is actually an alt of Lard Lad.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
9. That she has a crush on Calm Yo Tits.
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 


So a love triangle between Lardy, CYT, and myself would be geometrically impossible, I guess...


 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
10. That Coluan geometry is kinkier than she'd ever imagined.
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 


Funny, CYT doesn't look Coluan...
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
11. Durlans are EVERYWHERE!
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
12. We're not real. Or are we? Now she's confused....
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
13. That this message... no verb.
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
14. There's way too many guns being handed around and not nearly enough frappes.


 

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Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
15. Ann Hebistand's not the alt, I am.
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
16. Nam'Lor's really not that funny sober.
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
17. That 10 days is a long time.
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
18. ^ especially with the "shakes".
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
19. This really is The Most Important Ever Election Ever In Our Lifetimes Ever™.
 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
20. The Department of Redundancy Department was abolished on Legion World for being, well, redundant.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
 
21. That any word can be an inane word.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
22. There's a lingering scent of scotch, cigars and jet-pack fuel.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
23. Every time Superman arrives to save the day, Quislet, Esq., is nowhere to be seen.... hmm....
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
24. Stirring vodka-free tomato juice with a celery stick at brunch doesn't help, even if said vegetable was thoughtfully sent over by Anita and rhino.


 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
25. That being sober isn't all it's cut out to be.
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
26. The Sid is the true Killer of Threads


 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
27. The Sid isn't so innocent when it comes to The Nancy, either.
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 
28. Lard Lad's not really sexy at all.
 

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Posted by Probability Pete on :
 
hi
 

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Posted by Dev - Em on :
 
29. That Cobalt Kids statue is anatomically correct.
 

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Posted by Probability Pete on :
 
29. uhmm
 

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Posted by Probability Pete on :
 
not good at this at all.
 

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Posted by Probability Pete on :
 
30. clearer heads prevail.
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
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2) Invisible Brainiac's raw sexual energy is simmering with every post.

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