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1) posts with a blue background are more aesthetically pleasing.
2) Invisible Brainiac's raw sexual energy is simmering with every post.
3) there's some forum called Science Police headquarters in the darkest corner of the board
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5) Crickets sound louder on Easter.
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6) Regardless of all the martini talk, very few Legion Worlders actually have Olive Heads
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7) Sheep really do live in fear of Cobalt Kid.
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What if we split the difference between Nos. 4 & 6 and only let Lardy out in public if he was wearing a giant paper mache' olive over his head...
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oh, how to reply without taking another dig at Lardy? I do like to spread the jibes around...
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Of course if you split the difference between 4) & 7), you'll have Sheep come-ons...
Then you'll have to merge this thread with the one that's all bad pick-up lines.
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8. That she is actually an alt of Lard Lad.
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9. That she has a crush on Calm Yo Tits.
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So a love triangle between Lardy, CYT, and myself would be geometrically impossible, I guess...
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10. That Coluan geometry is kinkier than she'd ever imagined.
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Funny, CYT doesn't look Coluan...
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