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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 
And if she does, I volunteer to run as her deputy!

Please, Thora! Just think of all the flogging you could accomplish!
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Great gravy! A Lardy / Thora term could sexualize The LMB to a whole new level!
 

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Posted by MLLASH's back on :
 
What the hell is sexy about that whackjob Thora?
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 

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Originally posted by MLLASH's back:
What the hell is sexy about that whackjob Thora?

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Who ARE you and what have you done with the real MLLASH?!?!
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 
Three hours-plus, and no accepting of my nomination from Thora?!?

Obviously, if Thora chooses not to run, then it would HAVE to mean she has sworn off flogging, right?

Show us that you still want to flog like no one else can! Accept the nomination and give me a good floggin' for my impudence, to boot!
 

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Posted by Thora on :
 
Thora of Taltar is outraged at your impertinence, male dolt!
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 
I'm not hearin' "no", Thora! And "dolt" doesn't sound as despicable as "cretin" to mine ears!

Wouldn't givin' this derriere a good floggin' be worth the trouble of runnin' against those other cretins?
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
Thora runs for nothing ... she takes!
 

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Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
 
Thora cray-cray!
 

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Posted by Thora on :
 
Silence, Calm Yo Tits, lest you be the first female to suffer the wrath of my flogging arm!

The voluminous male fool known as Lard Lad has intrigued Thora of Taltar with his obvious disregard for his own life.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
<cue cheesy porn music>
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 

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Originally posted by Thora:
The voluminous male fool known as Lard Lad has intrigued Thora of Taltar with his obvious disregard for his own life.

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...so you'll do it?
 

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Posted by Thora on :
 
Past elections have brought me --Thora of Taltar-- nothing but sadness.
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 
"Sadness"? I thought you were incapable of such nonsense! Let's show those cretins your dominance!
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
This reminds of that time that Gerald Ford almost came out of political retirement to run as veep again!


 

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Posted by Dev - Em on :
 
Such groveling from Lardy...gonna take a lot to convince me to vote for this ticket.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
If they performed a sex act in public, it just might convince me this is the right leadership for the LMB!
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 
^ I wish....

Thora, my liege, time is running out to accept the nomination! Will you or won't you?
 

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Posted by Viridis Lament on :
 
I will vote for this ticket if I get to preform public sex acts with Lardy while being flogged by Thora
 

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Posted by Dev - Em on :
 
O_o
 

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Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
 
YO Lardlad, Thora got emotional issues and shizz but if she don't accept your rekwest, I stand ready to do THANGS-- UNSPEAKABLE THANGS-- to you!!
 

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Posted by Nam'Lor on :
 
Nam'Lor have hard time understanding what Calm Yo Tits say sometimes ... what is "THANGS" mean?

Maybe Calm Yo Tits had better check his universal translator settings?
 

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Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
 
Is you crazy?
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
If Lardy and Titsie ran together, it would be the Totally Tits Ticket!
 

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Posted by Future on :
 
Shouldn't it be the Totally Tits Titket? Or perhaps that's a snack cracker I'm thinking of.
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 

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Originally posted by Calm Yo Tits:
YO Lardlad, Thora got emotional issues and shizz but if she don't accept your rekwest, I stand ready to do THANGS-- UNSPEAKABLE THANGS-- to you!!

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Well, the Lardster never dismisses something offhand...
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Thora, my liege, time is running out to accept the nomination! Will you or won't you?

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