Flo, honey? That's not a chicken wing, that's Invisible Brainiac!! Put the lad down and back away slowly...
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Qurrrrrl you be trippin!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Ah, I was wondering where that dripping was coming from.
*wipes drool from sleeve*
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Oh my! Calm can drive us to KFC!!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Fuqq dat, they outta chickin!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
We gon go to Popeyes and shizz.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Chicken just don't taste good without KFC's gravy
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
That's simply wonderful! I love their popcorn shrimp!!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Child I got homemade gravy at the hizzy.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Will the gravy calm my tits?
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Calm's gravy has calmed many a tit, dearest!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
This gravy got spice!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
You supply the gravy, dear, and Auntie Anita will supply the hootch! *hic*
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Quurrrrl it sho is!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
It's Calm's doing, sweetness!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Child I is whut I iz.
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
... and what might that be, sweetness?
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Cray-cray.
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
For real-real, not for play-play!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
You complicated and shizz.
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Now, now. Auntie Anita's here for you, dear child. We need to hit the bars together and soon!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
how soon is now, sistah?
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Oh, joy!! You'll be a hit at the Neon Prune Cocktail Lounge, sweetness!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Qurrrrl that ain't in Memphiz! Meet me at Printer's Alley-- they straight therr but all the after-hours sistahs hang therr too 'cause they need some peppy powder!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Why, that sounds right up my alley, darling! Auntie Anita will gladly party with the gays, the straights, & the in-betweens when there's snortzilla involved!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Well now, I'm sure all the boys will be trying to get their hands on ya, Auntie. Why don't you let me come along so if anyone gives ya trouble, I'm gonna put em right in their place!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Heavens! What a night!
I woke up at the crack of noon, and all my fingers smell like Calm Yo Tits!?!
Posted by MLLASH's back on :
GASP!!! LULZ
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
*sigh* I wonder if I'll ever see her again.
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Quit frontin. You know we spouse to hit the KFC for real real.
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Damn, we spouse to be friends and shizz.
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :