1. Gently introduce them to the flirting threads. Gently now, gently...
Posted by Future on :
2. Give them a taste of their own lurking medicine!
...
...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
3. Naked pictures of their favorite Legion Worlder!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
4. Naked catwalks by their favorite Legion Worlder!
Posted by Future on :
5. Persuade them to defect to a NEW favorite Legion Worlder!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
6. Let them play with their first alt ID!
Posted by MLLASH's back on :
7.
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Oh, my stars!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
8. Calm yo tits
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
9. Let them have a seat on Auntie Anita's lap.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
10. Give them a free welcome shave. Any and all body parts included.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
11. Spanish fly in their jungle juice!
Posted by cleome45 on :
12. Free T-Shirts!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
13. A trip to KFC with Calm Yo Tits!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
14. A chance to destroy a statue of Cobie.
[ April 01, 2012, 08:53 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
15. To welcome new members right quick we could take them to a superhero flick it would be cruel and might make them drool to subject them to a limerick.
Posted by Future on :
16. Start a 101+ thread for them! Hilarity ensues when half the jokes end up being truths. Awkward...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
17. Post their awkward high school graduation pics for all to see. Nothing says bonding like laughing at our awkward moments.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
18. Send them LSH-costume themed Singing Telegrams at their places of work!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
19. Name a drink after them.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
20. Give them Funyons!
Posted by Future on :
21. Send them a helping private message ... of who to avoid. Posted by cleome45 on :
22. Coupons good for a 20% discount on their first trip to SDCC!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
23. Elect them LW leader!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
24. OPEN BAR!!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
25. All genitalia to be covered in appropriate foodstuffs so as to provoke corny one liners, all biosafe and pesticide/steroid free of course. Watch the hilarity ensue with things such as salami, bacon, melons....
Posted by cleome45 on :
26. Kickbacks galore! (Always important to groom tomorrow's candidates-- TODAY!)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
27. Invite them to help you rig the elections.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
28. Glove Slap, baby.... Glove Slap!
Posted by cleome45 on :
29. rickshaw1 doing all their gardening and landscaping free for a year!
Posted by KryptonKid on :
30. LW secret decoder rings!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
31. Re-open SHAKES and have a party in their honour.
Posted by cleome45 on :
32. Choice of a custom drawing from VL, Sketch Lad, Ram Boy, Candle, Bill Alger, mechana, MLLASH... or any of the other LMB stalwarts. Autographed.
Posted by Blaze on :
33. A kiss from Calm Yo Tits
Posted by Set on :
34. A visit to the Chrono-Viewer, so that they can see how they betrayed Dr. Mayavale in a previous life.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
35. Getting hit on the head by the Planetary Chance Machine planet of their choice.
Posted by KryptonKid on :
36. Nominate them for Deputy Leader.
Posted by cleome45 on :
37. Get them a cameo on the next Lightle cover.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
38. Give them a free question on all the Trivia threads.
Posted by Power Boy on :
39. before Power Boy !
heh heh
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
40. Give them tissues to clean up with after kneeling before Power Boy.
[ May 01, 2012, 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by Blaze on :
41. Send the hot ones to IB and Blaze for a physical exam.
Posted by cleome45 on :
42. Their very own phone-sized Deep Thought, or Computo.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
43. Bizarro versions of themselves!
Posted by Blaze on :
44. Collect $50 membership fee.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
45. weekends on Brande's planetoid!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
46. Statues in their honor, with screens to protect them from bird poop.
Posted by Blaze on :
47. Gold coins featuring their faces
Posted by cleome45 on :
48. A microbrew named after them!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
49. Their very own dancing graemlin
Posted by Blaze on :
50. Slap them with a membership fee.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
51. And their very own Legion World credit card. 18% interest on all late payments.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
52. Empower them with poop vision!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
53. Introduce them to the joys of cleaning the Legion World lavatories!
Posted by Blaze on :
54. Come up with a special nickname for them.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
55. Have Calm Yo Tits calm their tits.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
56. Sign them up for massage classes, so they can constantly give tenured LMBers massages.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
57. Keep speaking to them in rhyme.
Posted by Blaze on :
58. 1 night of servitude to birthday boy, Night Crawler.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
59. Dress them up as Nightcrawler, in homage to our Creator.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
60. Haze them by slamming them into the ceiling with your monster penis!
Posted by Blaze on :
61. Have them lorded over by Lard Lad.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
62. Make them a sandwich of their choice.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
63. My **** in a Box!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
64. Legion Fall Rings that make them trip over everything.
Posted by Blaze on :
65. Have them clean IB's statue.
Posted by cleome45 on :
66. Their own theme song!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
67. A night out with Cobalt Kid. Maternity benefits included.
(male members get a jar of petroleum jelly)
Posted by Blaze on :
68. Be IB's assistant in the kitchen for a day while he cooks something special for Blaze.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
69. Eat the meal IB cooked for Blaze while IB and Blaze clean each other's spatulas.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
70. Have them wash the Super Moby Dick of Space!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
71. Start their very own list thread about "Why __________ Will Be A Time Trapper in Three Months!"
Posted by cleome46 on :
72. Free "Red Carpet" passes to this years combo Klordny-Oktoberfest!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
73. Get them lost in the Legion World Tesseract System!
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
74. Give them cookies from Xanathu.
Posted by cleome46 on :
75. Free box of cute space puppies or kittens.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
76. All-expense paid night out with an LMBer of their choice.
Posted by cleome46 on :
77. Referee a musical battle-to-the-death between myself and Fanfic Lass.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
78. A fountain of chocolate in their apartment.
Posted by cleome46 on :
79. A cattle prod in case they need to hit the mall on Black Friday.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
80. Free tickets to a One Direction concert.
Or Selena Gomez, or Miley Cyrus, or Justin Bieber.
Or one featuring all of the above.
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
81. A guest appearance in the Legion of Super-heroes comic!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
82. ... and a guarantee from the writer that he/she won't be used as cannon fodder.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
83. A 101 things thread all about them
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
84. Immediate promotion to Time Trapper
Posted by cleome46 on :
85. Their favorite pizza, custom-delivered to their door.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
86. Free Legion World walking rings
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
87. A poster with every LMBer, ally, villain and character EVER - including the dead, the retconned, and the never-created-still-stuck-in-someone's-lightbulb-moment.
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
![[Cheers]](graemlins/cheers.gif)
![[Cobalt Kid - LMBP]](graemlins/CobaltKid.gif)
![[Nightcrawler]](graemlins/Nightcrawler.gif)
![[Fat Cramer]](graemlins/FatCramer.gif)
![[Poverty Lad]](graemlins/PovertyLad.gif)
![[Eryk Davis Ester]](graemlins/ErykDavisEster.gif)
![[Thriftshop Debutante]](graemlins/ThriftshopDebutante.gif)
![[Crusader Princess Crujectra - Newcru]](graemlins/Newcru.gif)
![[Lash Lad - MLLASH]](graemlins/LashLad.gif)
![[Krypto]](graemlins/Krypto.gif)
![[Streaky]](graemlins/Streaky.gif)