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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick?

Click Here For A SpoilerHe wanted a milk shake
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Uh, to bring all the boys to the yard?



[ETA- Now I'll never win that year's supply of canned squid!]
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Why did the cow cross the road?

Click Here For A SpoilerTo get to the udder side
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
These jokes could really sour a person on upping her post count.


 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Where do space-cows like to land?

Click Here For A SpoilerOn the MOOn!
 

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Posted by MLLASH classic on :
 

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Originally posted by cleome45:
These jokes could really sour a person on upping her post count.

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Funniest post today!!
 

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Posted by MLLASH classic on :
 
EDE's bovine-themed jokes are second funniest.
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Who's the favorite Legion villain among cows?

Click Here For A SpoilerTarik the Moote
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 

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Originally posted by MLLASH classic:

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Originally posted by cleome45:
These jokes could really sour a person on upping her post count.

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Funniest post today!!

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[bows]

Thank you! I'll be here all year! [smooch]
 

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Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
I'd have to be a real moon-calf to find these jokes amusing.

Oh, wait a minute. I AM a moon-calf!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


 

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Posted by He Who LSHes on :
 
Which Legion villain has udders that disintegrate anything they touch?

You guessed it . . . Moo-no.
 

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Posted by MLLASH classic on :
 
MOO-ve Over Darling
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
What do get when you cross a cow with a duck?

Click Here For A SpoilerMilk and quackers
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
What do you get when you cross The United States with a cow?

Click Here For A SpoilerTo the end of the tip much slower than if you had used an airplane, a car, or even a horse. Man, it'd take forever to cross the U.S. with a cow!
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Why couldn't the offspring of Element Lad and Bova fly?

Click Here For A SpoilerBecause she was an E-Moo.
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
What was every cow's must-have fashion accessory four decades back?

Click Here For A SpoilerA Mooooood Ring.
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Where do surfing bovines live?

Click Here For A SpoilerIn a cow-a-bungalow!
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Oh dear...y
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
 
When was beef the highest?

Click Here For A Spoiler When the cow jumped over the moon
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Where do surfing bovines live?

Click Here For A SpoilerIn a cow-a-bungalow!

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extra points for using the word cowabunga.
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
What is a cow called in the Arctic?

An Eskimoo
 

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