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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Chicken.
 
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
What is the sound of one hand clapping?


Whoosh.
 
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
Jennie or Samantha?

Jeannie. Cute belly button.
 
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
Paper or plastic?

Paper. It grows back. You don't excavate enormous caverns in the earth that the oil supports. And, it burns good. FIRE!
 
Posted by future king on :
 
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, red?

[ March 13, 2011, 05:51 AM: Message edited by: future king ]
 
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
cop car, cop car, cop car, ferrari.
 
Posted by future king on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by rickshaw1:
cop car, cop car, cop car, ferrari.
Nope! (well yes but also...) A nun rolling down a flight of stairs.
Nyuk, nyuk!
 
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
[LOL]
 
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Why don't lawyers use Viagra?


It just makes them taller.
 
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
[ROTFLMAO]
 
Posted by Tom Tanner on :
 
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.


Q: "If you have ice cream I will give you some. If you have no ice cream I will take it away from you." What is it?
A: An ice cream koan.
 
Posted by future king on :
 
Q. Why did the little Greek boy leave home?
A. He didn't like the way he was being reared.

Q. Why did he come back?
A. He didn't want to leave his brothers behind.
 


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