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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
<glares around at posters here>

Go back to your master and tell him... LEGIONWORLD IS MY BATTLEFIELD!

<looks around...and boots future king over the side of the big pit....>


HAVE AT THEEEEEEE!



 

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Posted by Dev Em on :
 
Dev looks around..."and people thought I was the one that was gonna start something."
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
<pulls out comically oversized mallet and swings at Dev Em's belly>

*FFFRRRAAAAAAMMMMMMMM...pppphhhhooooootttt*

HAH! Thought you could get the jump on me, did you, Dev Em-olous? I say thee "NAY!"
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
[shrugs]

[whips up a big pan of homemade lemon pudding-cake and some fresh blueberry sauce]

[gets a big bowl of same and some hot Earl Grey tea and goes to relax in the easy chair for a while]
 

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Posted by Dev Em on :
 
Dev raises his eyebrow and looks at Ric..."you feelin alright Ric?"
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
"uuurppppppppppp" soooperbowl full...

have...at thee?

Bvoork!

(mildly shoves Dev Em-olous while headed to big open bottomless pit}


 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
>sneaks up behind He Who and electric razors strip of hair off back of head.<

Hah, HAVE AT THEE! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN TACO BELL!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Huh.

[picks up strip of pelt]

Are you sure that's real hair?

Oh, well. Time to put up another pot of pasta sauce. Let's see: meatballs this time, or spicy sausage...


 

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Posted by He Who LSHes on :
 

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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
>sneaks up behind He Who and electric razors strip of hair off back of head.<

Hah, HAVE AT THEE! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN TACO BELL!

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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
>waits until Future King has left his house, and then sneaks into his bathroom and replaces his shampoo with Nair.<

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... Oh my God, THAT'S why all my hair is falling off of the top of my head, and also my .........
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
>really wide grin with chubby cheeks and painted on abs while wearing a bad beard<

LEGIONWORLD! Tonight, we dine in Fat Cramer's Cafe! which... honestly, has pretty good food and a nice decor.
 

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Posted by He Who LSHes on :
 
Every time I see the title of this thread, I hear the Clash singing "This is Radio Clash."

This is rickshaw1, tearing up Legion World
This is rickshaw1, please save us, not the URL
This is rickshaw1, underneath a diabetic cloud
This is rickshaw1, cranky, pithy and proud!


 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
I just keep picturing him as one of those 300 dudes in a kicky l'il metallic skirt.


 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 

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Originally posted by He Who LSHes:
Every time I see the title of this thread, I hear the Clash singing "This is Radio Clash."

This is rickshaw1, tearing up Legion World
This is rickshaw1, please save us, not the URL
This is rickshaw1, underneath a diabetic cloud
This is rickshaw1, cranky, pithy and proud!

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
>Sneaks into Quis's place and replaces all his law books with Ms. Manner's Ettiquette books and copies of Dusty's Hot Rods and Hot Bods.<

LLLEEEEEEEGGGGGGGIIIIIIOOOOONNNNNNWORLD!
 

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Posted by Chief Lardy on :
 

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Originally posted by He Who LSHes:
Every time I see the title of this thread, I hear the Clash singing "This is Radio Clash."

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The title to this thread makes me expect to hear the theme song of "Jeopardy"! Is Rick secretly Alex Trebek? If so, should we sic Sean Connery on him?!?!
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
Really?
For me it sounds more like Rick doing his best Bill Shatner imitation, what with all those loooooooong pauses between words!
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
this..... Is..... SPARTA!. I even gave the dine in hell thing.


>sags in disappointment. No wonder no one was having fun fighting back. Wanders away disconsolately.<
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
Awww sorry Bill, I mean William, oops I meant Captain Kirk .......shoot SORRY, Rick!
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
"Nobody knows..... tha trouble I seen...."
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 

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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
>Slips hot black pepper into Legion Tracker's nasal spray when they aren't looking thereby destroying Legion Tracker's ability to track by scent. Then sprays essence of skunk onto LT's clothes. Hides and laughs when everyone around LT holds nose, points, and makes mocking remarks behind LT's back!<

Bwa ahaha hah ahahahahahaha ha?

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Watch out, everyone. On the very day Rick posted this, I caught a bad cold and lost my sense of smell. True. Nobody's mentioned the skunk scent, though.
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
Hmmmm..... that picture of Timber Wolf that Rick uses for his avatar even looks like a dirty stinkin' skunk to me!
You can almost see the stench rising from the picture.

 

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Posted by cleome on :
 

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Originally posted by Chief Lardy:

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Originally posted by He Who LSHes:
Every time I see the title of this thread, I hear the Clash singing "This is Radio Clash."

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The title to this thread makes me expect to hear the theme song of "Jeopardy"! Is Rick secretly Alex Trebek? If so, should we sic Sean Connery on him?!?!

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Originally posted by future king:
Hmmmm..... that picture of Timber Wolf that Rick uses for his avatar even looks like a dirty stinkin' skunk to me!
You can almost see the stench rising from the picture.

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Originally posted by rickshaw1:

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Originally posted by future king:
Hmmmm..... that picture of Timber Wolf that Rick uses for his avatar even looks like a dirty stinkin' skunk to me!
You can almost see the stench rising from the picture.

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Limburger cheese and saurkraut topped with garlic butter, thank you very much.

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Originally posted by Legion Tracker:

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Originally posted by rickshaw1:

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Originally posted by future king:
Hmmmm..... that picture of Timber Wolf that Rick uses for his avatar even looks like a dirty stinkin' skunk to me!
You can almost see the stench rising from the picture.

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Limburger cheese and saurkraut topped with garlic butter, thank you very much.

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Sounds yummy. (I still can't smell anything.)

Hey, I have a new super-power! I'm Stink-Tolerator Lad!

BRING IT ON, REEK-SHAW! YA STENCH CAN'T HURT ME!!!!

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I am in the company of SCTV wanabee's!!!
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 

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Originally posted by Legion Tracker:

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Originally posted by rickshaw1:

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Originally posted by future king:
Hmmmm..... that picture of Timber Wolf that Rick uses for his avatar even looks like a dirty stinkin' skunk to me!
You can almost see the stench rising from the picture.

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Limburger cheese and saurkraut topped with garlic butter, thank you very much.

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Sounds yummy. (I still can't smell anything.)

Hey, I have a new super-power! I'm Stink-Tolerator Lad!

BRING IT ON, REEK-SHAW! YA STENCH CAN'T HURT ME!!!!

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I got thirty nine different ways ta hurt ya, bo ee, with stank alone...

You really wanna challenge me...?

Go ahead, punk, make me spray!


 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
What, Reek-shaw, ya gonna give me a sample spritz from your 39-flavors perfume bar? You want my wrist or can I walk through the cloud?

Stink-Tolerator Lad ain't scareda you.

I bet your atomizer's empty.

[ February 18, 2011, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: Legion Tracker ]
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
>slips LT a mickey. Throws him in the back of large van with hightop. Inside is a decompression chamber, capable of fifty atomspheres of pressure. Waits six hours for LT to rouse<

Panel in door to cab opens, LT hears...

"Whut we have heyar is a failyuh to comunicate, Bo ee. Whut you's in now is a Barryometeric chambah. Whut I'll be releasin into thet chambah is the purified essense of fifteen year uld boy aftuh baseball practice, concentrated stunk of diarrhetic camel dung, and skunk oil puruahfied and concentrated pureed BBQ poop from a fifty three yeah uld male, from New Jusey, of Italian Origin after also injestin' garlic and landscapin manure. At ten atmosphere's thuh stank will invade ya nostrils and collapse yah breathin holes.

Et twenty, tha pressuah will force tha stank into ya pores. At forty, it'uhll cause yuh eyeballs to bulge inwuhd and thu stank will invade yah brain.

thets numbuh furteen.

Bwuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh."
 

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Posted by Chief Lardy on :
 

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Originally posted by Chief Lardy:
The title to this thread makes me expect to hear the theme song of "Jeopardy"! Is Rick secretly Alex Trebek? If so, should we sic Sean Connery on him?!?!

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Montage of "Sean Connery" Celebrity Jeopardy appearances on SNL.
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
(What Reek-shaw doesn't know is that for a year in college Stink-Tolerator Lad had a Sicilian jock roommate with four teenage brothers, lots of Middle Eastern buddies, and a pet rabbit . This decompression chamber feels just like that room. Ah, those were fragrant days.)

Stink-Tolerator Lad...takin' a nap....wishin' the Reeker would shut his yap.
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
* throws his hands up in the air *

...this ...really... MUST BE ...Legionworld!!!

(only a culture as civilized as Legionworld would tolerate unconditional stankiness)
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
<yawn>...hey, where'd Reek-shaw go? Big goober must have given up.

Time to get up and go explore LEGIONWORLD!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
[snip]

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Originally posted by Legion Tracker:


Stink-Tolerator Lad...takin' a nap....wishin' the Reeker would shut his yap.

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I haven't counted myself as a fan of musicals for about twenty-eight years now, but I would totally turn out to see this one.


 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 

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Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
<yawn>...hey, where'd Reek-shaw go? Big goober must have given up.

Time to get up and go explore LEGIONWORLD!

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Originally posted by rickshaw1:

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Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
<yawn>...hey, where'd Reek-shaw go? Big goober must have given up.

Time to get up and go explore LEGIONWORLD!

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I nevah give up, Sah, the south Always Rises Agin!

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Sah, a true Southenah *always* capitalizes "The South." Exactly where are you risin' from?
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
From tha non-jumpin' tha crick and shoutin' Yaa hoooo!".
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
Ummmm... can you guys write in sub titles after each of your posts? I'm having trouble understanding your accents.
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
Ewe, sah, muss' be ah dayam cahpet baggin' yankah!
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Stink-Tolerator Lad is gettin' a whiff of North. Is it Ontario or Poughkeepsie?
 

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Posted by The Flying Fool on :
 
'Ere though my journey to the Far North-By-West Bikelands took longer than planned, I have returned only to find a vile scoundrel intent on conquering Legionworld, to spread his malicious lies about Kermit the Frog and the joys of orange juice!

This cannot be...'tis there no one who would stand up to this base villain?! Must it be left to me, Fool though I am?

If so, then YES! Stand Tall and avow that HE...SHALL.....NOT......PASS!!!!!!!!

(Whips out Nerf gun and Nerf Battle Axe)

For Honor! For Pop-Tarts! For the World!
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
*turns around and says...

"Sorry... whut? I heard you saying something as I passed by but i wasn't paying attention. Heyyyy, caaaattttttcccccccchhhhhhhhh uuuuuupppppppppppp. Whew. Some folks stand still and yak while ya walk raht past'em.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Pop Tarts? Eh, I'm more a cinnamon toast fancier, personally.

But the Nerf Battle Axe sounds sorta' cool. I wonder how many colors they have available.


 

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Posted by The Flying Fool on :
 
Red, Blue, mayhaps green, but not yellow, no, never the color that runs....

Egads, doth this scoundrel possess such speed. Now I be better prepared. But first, I must consult the All-Mighty, All-Knowing, Ever-Wise, Knows the Answer to Every Jeopardy Question Mega-Machine Computer (otherwise known as TIM)

Surely TIM will know of any weakness this varlet has. (Although earlier, he did tell me the Answer was 42, sadly he neglected to tell me the Question, but I shan't hold that against him)
 

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Posted by Emily Sivana on :
 
You could ask my character Question Lad, he might know.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
So many questions, so little time...




 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
BBBBAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Well, at least we now know that rickshaw1 has the legs for a Spartan costume.


 

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