4. Learning to whistle.
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5. Not posting here.
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6. Missing his LMB friends
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7. Hibernating.
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8. Causing punch-posting between He Who LSHes and Legion Tracker
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9. the Hustle
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10. Wandering town-to-town, looking for the one-armed man in order to clear his name.
Posted by cleome on :
11. Trying to get his homemade collection of re-remixed Bananarama songs completed in time for Fanfic Lass' birthday.
(So far, he's up to nine different versions of "Cruel Summer" alone)
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12. His nails. Both finger and toe.
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13. Staying in bed and complaining.
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14. Posting up a storm at Alternate Reality Legion World.
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15. Being held captive indoors.
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16. Starting up his own patented sasquatch farm.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
17. Defending Rock Ridge from the schemes of Hedley LaMarr.
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18. Sit-ups.
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19. Laundry, and plenty of it.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
20. Editing chapter 714 of his autobiography, "If Today Is Sunday, There Must Be Inane Idiots Asking Me Why It's Not Monday"
Posted by Lad With Glasses on :
21. Taking another little piece of my heart. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
22. Trying to remember where he parked his invisible jet.
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23. Playing pattycake with Godzilla.
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24. Mining. Outdoors.
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25. Lost in Yonkers
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26. Astrally projecting himself into Megan Fox's panty drawer.
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27. macrame
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28. absinthe!
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29. lines Posted by Fat Cramer on :
30. playing the theremin
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31. Enjoying a pool party with 20 naked Playboy bunnies at Hef's place.
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32. filming a buddy comedy with Sherman Helmsley
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33. undercover in Marrakesh on a mission for the Bureau of Weights and Measures.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
34. Driving in his time-bubble, looking for the off ramp to 2011.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
35. Almost halfway through a performance of 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of bear on the wall.
(Don't bother counting; it's a google).
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
36. Reading this thread and waiting to confirm the correct guess.
Posted by future king on :
37. Making smores on the bbq.
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38. Gettin' jiggy wit' it.
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39. Practicing the characterization for his "Fart Girl" alt-id for when he returns.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
40. putting the finishing touches on his sitcom pilot, "Not With My Cat, You Don't," in which he and Bob Newhart are cranky neighbors.
Posted by future king on :
41. Flying back from his Egyptian vacation where he got quite a tan.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
42. finding the answers to life, the universe, and everything.
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43. Waking Sleeping Beauty
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44. Walking on the moon.
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45. Gold diggin'
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46. building an army of snowmen...
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47. Kits of ships in bottles.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
48. Gleaning priceless knowledge from the Yogi Bajhahaha that he'll share with us upon his return.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
49. Thinking really hard about his __________est poster title.
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50. was spirited away along with 143,999 others as part of the Rapture.
Posted by future king on :
51. Wining and dining with William and Kate as the 3 of them make all the final arrangements for the upcoming wedding.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
52. Working the bugs out of his weather controlling machine.
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53. drunk in Pittsburgh.
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54. Drying out in Tulsa.
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55. makin money and he's havin' fun with his radar gun, his radar gun.
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56. riding the Dumbo ride at Disney World
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57. eating jumbo shrimp while playing the baby grand and spouting explicit innuendo.
Posted by Power Boy on :
58. enjoying his time not answering inane questions.
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59. renovating the Legion World Badwill Ambassador Office
Posted by future king on :
60. He is basking in his own afterglow.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
61. Currently wrapping up filming on The Bachelor 3011.
Posted by future king on :
62. He is re-inventing the Swiss Chalet dipping sauce.
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63. Tiki/Fifties Exotica-style covers of Wings Greatest Hits, down by the Skidmore Fountain. Don't forget to drop in a dollar or two when Kent passes the hat!
Posted by future king on :
64. Breaking bread with the Real Wives of Beverly Hills.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
65. Recording for posterity every post ever made on Legion World in his best John Houseman voice.
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66. Teaching a pole dance aerobics class
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67. recovering from the bout of hiccups that ruined his sword-swallowing career.
Posted by future king on :
68. He is simply rearranging his sock drawer. It needs it from time to time, God knows.
Posted by MLLASH on :
69. Lapsed into a coma Projectra-style from missing Legion World so much.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
70. Trying to outwit Number Two, escape the Village and avoid those giant balloons the bald fellow sics on escapees.
Posted by future king on :
71. He's vacationing in the Bahamas with Rhianna.
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72. Walking Ace the Basset Hound.
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73. off on a zany road trip with STU.
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74. Learning how to make marshmallows from scratch.
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75. Training his cat, Outdoor Kitty, to use the toilet.
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76. He's having a snow day month!
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77.Spelunking with his spelunking coach.
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78. building his secret HQ in preparation of his master scheme to use giant lasers to blackmail the world into destroying all traces of Miracle Whip.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
79. Repainting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. The new theme is Bouncing Boy's wedding.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
80. stranded on a South Pacific island, with either a volleyball, a half-dozen amusing supporting cast members, or a pregnant alien he was at war with.
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81, Baking gingerbread man cookies.
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83. He's been contracted to open up a new chain of themed restaurants ... underwater dinner theatre to be exact. What, I'd go there.
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84. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong weekend in Vegas.
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85. Hobnobbing with the big wigs.
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86. Celebrating in Egypt.
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87. Hanging out with Harold and Kumar at a White Castle in New Jersey.
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88. recovering from rugby injuries.
Posted by cleome on :
89. Learning how to make this cake:
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90. outside of the time-space continuum in order to gain a little peace and quiet.
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91. Auditioning to be the host for yet another revival of Match Game. Posted by cleome on :
92. Herding more cats.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
94. Laughing at our silly post whore contest.
Posted by future king on :
95. Crying at all our silly assorted post whorings.
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96. the Batusi
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97. Tripping the night fandango.
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98. Eating fries
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99. Painting Easter eggs.
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... ignoring us.
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101. Stalking us from afar.
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102. striking fear into the hearts of wombats and flying lemurs.
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103. Lying on his side, is he trying to hide?
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104. He's achieved PERFECT ZEN! by contemplating a butterfly's wing!
Posted by future king on :
105. Watch old reruns of The Three Stooges, in 3D.
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106. Factoing non-degenerate tertiary polynomials.
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108. atoning for the sins of humanity.
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108 b)
Trying to revive the dodo bird.
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109. serving time in a Turkish prison.
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110. Is pursuing new evidence to find the real Herb, who was spirited away by the vegetarian mafia in the early days of Burger King's "I'm Not Herb" promotional campaign.
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111. roadie for Bob Dylan's Asian tour.
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112. Planning William and Kate's stag and doe.
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109. Playing with degenerate nominals.
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110. is leading a young Tim Hunter to the very end of time.
Posted by cleome on :
111. Getting the patent on what will be 2012's de rigueur lawn accessory:
Click Here For A SpoilerA cross between wind chimes and the wah-wah pedal. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
112. Making a list of 101 Theories on What Legion Worlders are Doing Right Now.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
113. Laughing diabolically at our inability to guess what he's REALLY been up to.
Posted by future king on :
114. Clinking champagne glasses with the winners of the LMB elections.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
115. is time traveling. He left November 12, and is heading for the December 21, 2012. As the trip is instantaneous for him, he hasn't even noticed all time he's missing - or even that he's missed.
Posted by cleome on :
116. Assisting the fine people over at 419 Eater.
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117. His taxes.
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118. contemplating making a turkey sandwich.
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119. Holding on to the night.
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120. Inventing an all-new kind of drinking straw.
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121. Writing a sestina about silence, using the key words "dark," "ragged," "never," "screaming," "fire," and "kiss".
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
122. Watching Legion Tracker try to figure out what the heck the definition of "sestina" really means.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
123. Planning his annual Easter Egg Extravaganza!
Posted by future king on :
124. Digging holes for the Easter Bunny!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
125. feasting on the Blood of the Ancients!
Posted by cleome on :
125(a). ...followed by all the leftover foil wrappings from the Cadbury Creme Eggs™.
Posted by future king on :
126. Wishing everyone a HAPPY EASTER / PASSOVER! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
127. Sleeping off a chocolate sugar high after he ate the rest of Ex's Cadbury eggs.
Posted by future king on :
128. Putting the finishing touches on his script for the movie remake of T.J. Hooker.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
129. stalking Chris Pine, in hopes of getting him to star in said movie.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: 129. stalking Chris Pine, in hopes of getting him to star in said movie.
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Attempting heroically to increase the "Like" count on Rebecca Black's video.
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131. Changing the black and colour ink cartridges in his printer.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
132. still waiting for the cable guy to show up (and no, not Larry).
Posted by Ram Boy on :
133. Transcribing all of Jane Austen's, Charles Dickens' and Edgar Allen Poe's works into Interlac.
Posted by future king on :
134. Waiting for the right moment, and wittiest post, before responding.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
135. building a better mousetrap.
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136. Recording his own version of "Friday".
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
137. on tour with his Ramones/Patsy Cline tribute band.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
138. Changing careers to become an Outdoor Milliner.
[ May 21, 2011, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Legion Tracker ]
Posted by cleome on :
139. Bidding on some vintage milliner's supplies that my Grandma Ruth left me.
Posted by future king on :
140. Rearranging the honeymoon plans for William and Kate, oh excuse me ... Catherine! *ugh*
Posted by cleome on :
141. Sneaking across the Washington State border in the dead of night to get me some more high-octane allergy meds.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
142. Being raptured.
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143. Staying indoors for a while.
Posted by cleome on :
144. Getting a chic new summertime cape and hood custom-fitted at the tailor's.
Posted by future king on :
145. Is visiting the sun to ask him why he ain't coming around as much as he's supposed to this year. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
146. Is in Houston where the sun seems to have relocated permanently.
Posted by future king on :
147. Still cleaning up after last night's MMVA's.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
148. Touring with the Legion World On Ice figure skaters, and astounding audiences with his double-skippy-hop-hop jump.
Posted by cleome45 on :
149. Selling fresh hot coffee and home-made cinnamon toast from his brand new food cart just three blocks from the downtown public library.
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150. Wearing a different colored Batman costume every night!
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151. Visiting the micronation of Sealand, so someday it will be recognized by the G8!
Posted by future king on :
152. Waiting in line for tickets to the next Justin Bieber concert.
Posted by cleome45 on :
153. Having the kitchen renovated.
[ June 22, 2011, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: cleome45 ]
Posted by Power Boy on :
154. It's been six months, he's chasing a cat around my front yard.
Posted by future king on :
155. Standing around wondering what happened to his snowman. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
156. Devising a new counting system where 101 reappears at random so the title of this thread doesn't have to change.
101. Putting his plan into effect.
158. Carrying on.
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159. Making whoopie with Whoopi (Goldberg).
Posted by Ram Boy on :
160. Baking pies for the upcoming Legion World World's Fair pie baking contest.
(His Crusty Dutch-Apple is considered a shoo-in)
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161. Manning his modern Koolaid stand. All that humidity today is sure to make a profit.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
162. Planning to surprise Legion Worlders at the San Diego Comicon.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
163. Attending South Sudan's "Welcome to Nationhood" party.
Posted by SharkLad on :
164. Luring bats into my attic
Posted by future king on :
165. Getting ready to open up his own casino on the Vegas main strip.
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166. The backstroke
Posted by future king on :
167. Seasonal cod fishing off the Atlantic.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
168. Scoring a new musical, The Man From Nantucket, with his song writing partner, Outdoor Major/Minor.
"I'm Just a Guy Who Could Take Out An Eye" is expected to be a real showstopper.
Posted by cleome45 on :
169. Making Flashpoint paper airplanes and sailing them off the roof.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
170. Buffing up for his upcoming starring role on Legion Lost.
Posted by dedman on :
171. Watching reruns of Bonanza
Posted by cleome45 on :
172. Getting ready to announce that he's running for Mayor of Stumptown next year.
Posted by future king on :
173. Receiving training for his new job ... stuffing pimentos into green olives.
Posted by cleome45 on :
174. Inventing the Wii version of the LMB.
Posted by future king on :
175. Making whoopi with a harem of island princesses.
Posted by future king on :
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