... that I may have drive to Florida in a couple of weeks for some r & r in the sun
Posted by future king on :
... that a polar bear was knocking on my door this morning, looking for someplace warm.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...that even the Eskimo have run out of words to describe it.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... that witch's are complaining.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...that Polar Boy had to put on an extra pair of socks.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... that Snow Miser asked to turn up the heat.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
..that I'm warming up with some ice cubes.
Posted by Pov on :
GLOBAL WARMING, Y'ALL!!!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Nura's outtie is now an Innie!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
...that I only took one trip to the liquor store!!
Posted by cleome on :
...that nobody wants to do ____________ for a Klondike™ bar anymore!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...it's almost ridonkoulous!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...I now have a set of faux ovaries.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: ...I now have a set of faux ovaries.
fauxvaries
Posted by Pov on :
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...that Pov put on pants (well, briefly at least).
Posted by Pov on :
Until I got under the covers! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...that me timbers are shivering.
Posted by lancesrealm on :
...I saw a politician with his hand in his own pocket...
Posted by future king on :
... assorted species of North American bears got together and decided to wake up in July this year instead of March ... you know, just in case this bitter cold sticks around a lot longer than anyone expects!
Posted by lancesrealm on :
Kelvin decided his scale didn't go low enough...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...that I was looking forward to the temp reaching 0 degrees F today!
Posted by future king on :
... snowmen were out in full force at the local Wal-marts shopping for outerwear.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... I peed in my pants just to stay warm
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... the Klingons thought it was vengence day.
Posted by future king on :
... my wool longjohns have longjohns in them. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...wolves were wearing sheep's clothing, just to keep warm!
Posted by future king on :
... there was a layer of frost covering most of the greater Hell region this morning.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... that I may never get the feeling back in my dorsal fin
Posted by Dave Hackett on :
...that the radio literally just said "milder weather is on the way" when describing the temperature heading up to -5.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...a Thaarian stopped by to borrow a pair of my hunting socks!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...that polar bears are flying south for the winter.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...I put a spoon in my coffee cup and left the room to get the Sunday paper. By the time I got back, I'd invented the Latte-sicle.
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