...invest all my money in The Chief and deddy's new "production company."
Click Here For A SpoilerAfter raiding the couch AND fighting off the corner bums for those last three empty bottles, I raised $1.56 (U.S.). Posted by Exnihil on :
...call again later; it had gone phishing.
Posted by cleome on :
...deck you all with Boston Charlie.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...lose weight without diet or exercise.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...kill the video star.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...still wants me to try viagra...
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: ...and HERE
[sigh]
I always did love Hawkeye/Mockingbird...
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome:
quote:Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: ...and HERE
[sigh]
I always did love Hawkeye/Mockingbird...
You're always welcome to share your fond WCA memories in further detail at the Gym'll forum's The All Avengers Thread.
Posted by future king on :
... do my taxes today, DON"T DELAY!!!
Posted by cleome on :
...stop the Commie Chinese workers from moving into America's heartland and taking over!!11 Posted by future king on :
... pass this e-mail onto ten other unsuspecting people lest bad luck befall all of us! EEEEK!!!
Posted by cleome on :
...play more online games involving slot machines and my husband's credit card.
(I dunno'. I like the pretty fruit pictures and chime-y bell noises, but...)
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
make millions, working at home with no special skills involved.
Posted by dadman on :
meet sexy singles in my area tonight!
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome:
(I dunno'. I like the pretty fruit pictures and chime-y bell noises, but...)
BWA-HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by cleome on :
...get a degree in home brewing.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...get sexy, sculpted abs.
Posted by future king on :
... respond to this person whom I've never known or met before, and join her silly Facebook.
Posted by future king on :
... increase the size of my manhood by up to two inches!
* please.... if it got any bigger they'd have to reinvent mens' underwear! *
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... give over all thought control to political parties... and Oprah.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...believe everything I read there. (see fk's last post above.)
Posted by cleome on :
...save up to 50% off on live ammo and Potassium Iodide-- THIS WEEK ONLY!!11
[ September 14, 2011, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: cleome45 ]
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... sleep better with a number...?
Posted by cleome on :
...become a creepy-looking animated goth-vampire Bratz clone and roleplay with others of my kind for hours and hours of online fun!
Posted by cleome45 on :
...buy some up-to-the-minute improvement on some gadget that I never bought in the first place.
Posted by Jerry on :
...get a credit card under an alias.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...pore over a whole bunch of useless job listings posted by spoiled, self-important Managerial jaggoffs who wouldn't give me two seconds' attention if I showed up in their office reception area buck naked, painted metallic lime green, and juggling cannonballs while riding a unicycle.
[ June 17, 2011, 11:58 AM: Message edited by: cleome45 ]
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I just KNEW I recognized cleome from somewhere!
She was in that Cirque du Soleil show I saw back in 2000, CITRONICA BALLICA.
I was so impressed with her amazing juggling abilities and overall dexterity that I asked her to sign my program after the show. Sadly, she sneered something vaguely French and then unicycled out of the tent.
Posted by future king on :
... join a dating service to find my significant other.
Uhhhhh, can't someone who works for these agencies/services do a better job at researching their contacts??? Sheesh! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
hate on the new GL movie, but I ignored it and had a good time.
Posted by future king on :
... to join Fu _ .... oh wait, that's not Facebook ! He he he ... Posted by cleome45 on :
...download their special spyware in order to protect my computer from spyware.
Posted by future king on :
Buy my meds online.... Yeah, that'll happen! Posted by cleome45 on :
...start praying. Only 6-7 weeks of Unemployment left.
Posted by future king on :
... pay money to read my horescope. Why not just set fire to that money and watch it burn? That's more fun.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...buy some hot new stock! It's a sure thing!
(See also: fk's remark about lighting one's money on fire.)
Posted by future king on :
... buy an Apple iPad, when I can barely work my cell phone.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...donate to some elected bonehead I've never heard of, and frankly don't wish to know.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...panic.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... worry about acid rain
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... worry about acid rain
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: ... worry about acid rain
One more time! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... worry about acid rain
Posted by future king on :
... switch to AT&T, but that's south of the boarder only! You mean I have to move to another country just to switch phone companies too now??? Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... try a magical new diet to bring out my abs.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...forget all those Hoovervilles tent cities springing up around the country. There's no way we could be in another Great Depression. Hey, look over here! A divorcing celebrity in a really stupid outfit!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... streeeeeeeeeetch!
Posted by future king on :
Buy Pampers. Ummm... I'm insulted I think.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Vote for one party over the other. I told it to get thee behind me, lol.
Posted by cleome46 on :
...participate in an online poll about a bunch of celebrities, as if I cared.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... pay for items to enlarge my penis. Why should I? Blaze is very happy with it!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...find lonely, older married women lookin' fer love and hot monkey sex. I said no.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... chat with a bunch of beautiful women who have seen my profile and want to chat with me.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... earn tons of cash by clicking on ads all day long.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...eat nuts. No, don't eat nuts. Yes, you must eat nuts. No, they will kill you....
Posted by Blaze on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: ... pay for items to enlarge my penis. Why should I? Blaze is very happy with it!
Hell yeah!
... wait. Buffering! :/
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Is THAT what you call it now? You're so cute when you're buffering (tell me if it hurts, okay baby?)
... read the NEW list of the 7 most essential foods you should eat. Because the list last month is now obsolete.
.. also, here's the latest celebrity breakup. This information is essential to your everyday life!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Check out 2012's 5 hottest lesbian dating sites!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Show complete strangers my private parts via webcam.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...fill out a survey because my opinion "really matters". No, it wasn't just a way to get my email at all and swamp me with freakin' ads. Not at all.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...drop three dress sizes!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
EDE's, I'd drop nine, three, and fourteen. Those damn sizes are just plain sneaky and evil.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Purchase a Gamecocks super-hero cape.
Which supports my longheld theory that the internet is, in reality, rickshaw1!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
"friend" some random college girl in Turkey.
Which I suppose is better than the random High School girls it usually recommends.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...be a creepy fifty year old man pretending to be a 14 year old male hoping to meet a cute chick. I then shot internet.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
...be a creepy 14 year old male hoping to meet a MILF. Internet ducks and lives another day.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
![[ROTFLMAO]](graemlins/rotflmao.gif)
![[Quislet]](graemlins/Quislet.gif)
![[Bouncing Boy]](graemlins/BouncingBoy.gif)
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
![[I Dunno]](graemlins/urk.gif)
![[Confused]](confused.gif)
![[No]](graemlins/shake.gif)
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
(tell me if it hurts, okay baby?)