1. Distract them with Cher-bots.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
2. Have Umber ask them for the 101 Golden Rules of Fashion
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
3. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
4. Frankie Goes to Hollywood brought into the future for space-concert
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
5. Rainbow stickers
Posted by MLLASH on :
6. Someone plays "Turn the beat Around".
Posted by MLLASH on :
7. - 11. Seize, restrain, strip, hose and search them!!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
12. Call in the League of Their Mothers to deal with them.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
13. Sing-Along Sound of Music!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
14. Free ice cream (also works on other revolters).
Posted by SharkLad on :
15. Liza ... with a z
Posted by MLLASH on :
16. Strip poker
Posted by Kent on :
17. Free Cosmic Boy 70s bustiers!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
18. Initiate a game of naked twister!
Posted by MLLASH on :
19. Subdue them with feathered boas!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
20. Tickle Party!
Posted by Kent on :
21. dance competition!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
22. Change Legion World's name to "Legion Sports&Boobs World" until things settle down.
Posted by MLLASH on :
23. Ram Boy becomes Rim Boy!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
24. Put Kent in charge of riot control dressed as Dame Judi Dench
Posted by Set on :
I was gonna suggest naked twister, but lil'rhino beat me to it!
Darn, that was my only idea, too!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ask them to write an essay on their favorite Legion female...
Posted by Power Boy on :
26. just bring up Glee.
[ June 02, 2010, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: Power Boy ]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
WOO!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
28. Wine and cheese reception.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
29.... that's hosted by AussieBum Posted by Mattropolis on :
30. Project Runway Marathon!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
31. Sale at Bloomies
Posted by Mattropolis on :
32. New Installments of "Doomed Gay Romance"!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
33. Bette Davis marathon on TCM!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
34. Madonna-Thon!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
35. Promises of a Montgomery Cliff / Rhino sex-tape finally seeing the light of day!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
36. Karaoke!!!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
37. Free orange plaid jock-straps!
Posted by MLLASH on :
38. Posted by Officer Taylor on :
39. Steisand tix!
Posted by MLLASH on :
40. Eric, Hoyt and Jason from TRUE BLOOD sex tapes!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
41. Mandatory Thong Day at LW!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
42. There's only one way to stop an insurrection... loyalty oaths and random strip searches.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
43. Put Cobie on the frontline and have him kiss all the Gay LMBers.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
44. Time bubble set to go to New York in 1956 for the Broadway premiere of My Fair Lady, with Julie Andrews as Eliza.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: 35. Promises of a Montgomery Clift / Rhino sex-tape finally seeing the light of day!
I loves me some Monty!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
45. DC produces the long awaiting "Biff Bronson" movie serial starring Tom Cruise! Love interest played by Clay Aiken in drag!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: 45. DC produces the long awaiting "Biff Bronson" movie serial starring Tom Cruise! Love interest played by Clay Aiken in drag!
YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH TO STRAIGHTY!!! (AND Clay Aiken!!) Posted by MLLASH on :
Whew... Sorry about that... but there's 2 things in this world I can't stand... Tom Cruise and Clay Aiken. Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Whew... Sorry about that... but there's 2 things in this world I can't stand... Tom Cruise and Clay Aiken.
Oh, and also that Cujo guy/girl or whatever it's name is, the big queen who gives the fashion yays and nays on Entertainment Tonight. I can't STAND that thing!!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Tom Cruise and Clay Aiken are the kinds of gay stars that appeal to housewives, not other gay guys!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And what is worse than Clay Aiken? Clay Aiken in drag.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Tom Cruise and Clay Aiken are the kinds of gay stars that appeal to housewives, not other gay guys!
EXACTLY-- just like that Cujo thing.
See, Eryk knows how a gay guy's mind works! Cobie, take notes!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Jillikers! I knew I shouldn't have trusted Dan Didio when he told me to broadcast that!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Tom Cruise and Clay Aiken are the kinds of gay stars that appeal to housewives, not other gay guys!
EXACTLY-- just like that Cujo thing.
See, Eryk knows how a gay guy's mind works! Cobie, take notes!!!
*choke*
I'll always be the token strait younger brother!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: *choke*
I'll always be the token strait younger brother!
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Tom Cruise and Clay Aiken are the kinds of gay stars that appeal to housewives, not other gay guys!
EXACTLY-- just like that Cujo thing.
See, Eryk knows how a gay guy's mind works! Cobie, take notes!!!
I also understand how housewives' minds work!
Posted by MLLASH on :
TAGGED IN THIS PHOTO:
Clay Aiken, MLLASH
Posted by MLLASH on :
Younger, straight brothers rock! That way you can hook up with all their closeted friends on the down-low. Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Tom Cruise and Clay Aiken are the kinds of gay stars that appeal to housewives, not other gay guys!
Tom Cruise is the kind of gay star who doesn't even appeal to himself.
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: TAGGED IN THIS PHOTO:
Clay Aiken, MLLASH
Lash, why didn't you haul out that bustier last week when we were all evil? Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino:
AAAAAAIIIIIeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh God, I've been mortally wounded....
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
46. Brunch
Posted by Power Boy on :
Thank you Quis, I was starting to feel as if we have found my Kryptonite.
47. Thursday night, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday afternoon: The gays are too busy and/or hungover on the weekends to revolt.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
48. Margaret Cho
Posted by MLLASH on :
49. My Life on the D-List (Kathy Griffin is GAY LOVE)
Posted by MLLASH on :
50. Bootleg pilot episode of JACK and KAREN uncovered!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
51. REAL Teabaggers
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
52. A gay wedding
Posted by Power Boy on :
53. i was going to say, 'legalize gay marriage, then everyone will drop the revolt and run to get married before it is taken away.'
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
54. A straight wedding that needs planning!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
54: Auditions to choose spouse....
Posted by MLLASH on :
55.
K, you guys have fun... BeeZee's here tp pick me up....
Posted by Ram Boy on :
56. Tell us that there's a circuit party in Montreal that weekend.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
57.
Two words: Hypno Nips! Posted by cleome on :
58. Open our own "LMB Build-A-Bear" shop.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Tom Cruise and Clay Aiken are the kinds of gay stars that appeal to housewives, not other gay guys!
Nah. Not quirky enough for this "housewife." Also too skinny. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
59. Fancy fruity drinks with little umbrellas.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
60. Legion World converted to all-foreign sports format. Gay LMBers choose exile over cricket.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I don't know. Cricket seems pretty gay to me.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: 58. Open our own "LMB Build-A-Bear" shop.
I wonder how well a Lardy Bear would sell? Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: 60. Legion World converted to all-foreign sports format. Gay LMBers choose exile over cricket.
Jeepers! Everyone knows foreign sports are gay!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
61. Moon Over My Hammy
Posted by MLLASH on :
62. repeat 61.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
63. Cover Lash in chocolate and chain him spread eagled on a slab in the center of Legion World Square.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
64. Buy cherries for the choco covered Lash
Posted by Ram Boy on :
65. Choco-Lash will need whipped cream as well.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
66. And Sprinkles!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
67. And strawberries.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
68. And raspberries.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
69. And peanut butter!
[ June 05, 2010, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: Mattropolis ]
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Hey! You got peanut butter on my Choco-Lash!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
No, you have Choco-Lash on my peanut butter!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
70. Recreating classic TV commercials with suggestive overtones.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Officer Taylor:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: 58. Open our own "LMB Build-A-Bear" shop.
I wonder how well a Lardy Bear would sell?
That depends. Does he like to shoot pool, wear flannel and drink a lot of draft beer?
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Hey! You got peanut butter on my Choco-Lash!
I don't think thats peanut butter...
Posted by MLLASH on :
71.
Seize them and F%^# them!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
72. A Legion World Gay Pride Parade featuring the Hot Hot Guys of Legion World dancing on a float to a really cool Rocket Man remix should keep everyone busy for a few hours.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
73. However, designing the float on which the Hot Hot Guys of Legion will dance to a remix of Rocket Man should keep them busy for MONTHS before the actual parade.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
74. Extensive interviews of the Hot Hot Guys of Legion World will also take months, if not years.
75. A consciousness raising retreat/womyns music Festival for the Lesbians of Legion World
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
76. I for one welcome our new gay overlords. It'll be like living in a condo in the design district. Being a straight man in building full of gay men and hot female design students isn't a bad thing.
Posted by Kent on :
77. good point, Tampy. My own hometown is much much better after our own local gay revolt.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
78. Bring in a group of fundamentalist preachers who aren't secretly gay.
(Are we trying to stop this potential revolt or encourage it?)
Posted by Kent on :
79. If any exist...
(does it matter?)
Posted by Ram Boy on :
80. Proclaim June "Straight Pride Month" and have a big dance legs-moving-funny-while-hips-don't-move-at-all party to celebrate.
Posted by cleome on :
81. Opera, and plenty of it!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
82. Organize a softball league
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
83. As my first act as administrator for our new gay overlords, I am planning to purge LW's civil service of unfashionable people.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: 83. As my first act as administrator for our new gay overlords, I am planning to purge LW's civil service of unfashionable people.
Straight guys rock!! There's no way I'm gonna revolt on them, unless they say these jeans make my ass look bad.
Posted by cleome on :
84. Blanketing the country with billboards that say, "Dude, your ass looks HUGE in that!"
Posted by MLLASH on :
Gay brethren, to arms!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Will these arms do?
Posted by Power Boy on :
thats certainly number 85.
what's this thread about again .....
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I'd say so, Rocky. His light casting abilities might come in handy, as well. (while he blinds the straight guys, we can rush them and give them make-overs)
Posted by Kent on :
87. Mass giveaway of trendy bellbottoms and peek-a-boo hoodies "rescued" from the site of my temp job!
Posted by MLLASH on :
88. Poke gentle yet annoying fun at our recent slight yet noticeable weight gain.
Posted by MLLASH on :
89. Add insult to injury by dedicating 'You are Everything and Everything is You' to "my heavyset gay friend... YOU know who you are!"
Posted by Ram Boy on :
90. Really stick in the knife by asking us if we've ever met Kirsty Alley at Jenny Craig.
Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: 53. i was going to say, 'legalize gay marriage, then everyone will drop the revolt and run to get married before it is taken away.'
Posted by Jerry on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: 72. A Legion World Gay Pride Parade featuring the Hot Hot Guys of Legion World dancing on a float to a really cool Rocket Man remix should keep everyone busy for a few hours.
Another fine thread with a timely resurrection. Having just read through it, it seems I might be the only guy here that likes Tom Cruise (except for the part between his ears).
I've somehow avoided pretty much all exposure to Clay Aiken, so only indifference there.
You have to appreciate how much they both contribute to Kathy Griffin's act though.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... I wonder why I was so concerned about a Gay LMBers revolt in the first place... Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
91. Tell them the comics companies will break up all the gay relationships by killing off one member of the couple.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
92. Throw a Survivor-style contest where the winner gets to stay on the island for a month with three celebrities of his/her choice
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
93. Distract them by providing links to Lashie and Mattropolis' Facebook exchanges.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
94) Yell, "Your ex-boyfriend tweeted that you're a bad kisser. And you give bad gifts!"
Posted by Power Boy on :
95) Make them kneel.
Posted by Power Boy on :
96) Lock them in here: Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
96) Unleash a flock of anti-gay preachers of all religions.
Posted by Power Boy on :
97) UNLEASH THE MAD MOD!!!!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Oops, we have two #96s!
So this should be 99:
99) Screenings of Brokeback Mountain and other relevant gay films, complete with free beer, popcorn, nachos and signed pictures with the lead actors
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
So close to the end!
100) Tell them that (insert name of their favorite male celeb) has turned gay and is looking to date!
Posted by Blaze on :
101) Leak a copy of this thread to the revolting gay LMBers
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Yay! Another thread finished!
and just for fun...
102) STEAL THEIR BOYFRIENDS AWAY!
Posted by cleome45 on :
103) Award ex-LMB leader Ram Boy with a diplomatic job as Ambassador To The Virgin Isles Planet.
(The resultant "welcome" festivities should provide distraction for, at a minimum, two or three weeks.)
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
104) drink a 12 pack of Bi-Beer and join the revolutuion
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... now that we've assembled this list of secret strategies to take down the gay members of the LMB, it strikes me that these could be extremely dangerous in the hands of one of the less gay friendly planets, like Straightsylvania or Heteropia. We must be diligent about insuring that they don't get into the wrong hands!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
We should develop counter-strategies for these, that involve lots of scantily-clad men and hot sweaty mansex!
Posted by lowercase mllash on :
quote:Originally posted by lowercase mllash: TAGGED IN THIS PHOTO:
Clay Aiken, MLLASH
This is the single best post I have ever made.
Posted by Power Boy on :
When are these *gays* revolting anyway.
Will it be a street party? Should I wear a costume?
Can't wait! Pre-party at Peebz'. We'll have cocktails and drunken watermelon!
[ September 23, 2012, 06:31 AM: Message edited by: Power Boy ]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I recommend wearing as little as possible.
I'll bring nachos!
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
I keep a case of bi-beer around just in case so I can blend in and join the revolution
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: We should develop counter-strategies for these, that involve lots of scantily-clad men and hot sweaty mansex!
So...basically just another day in the office...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Things people from planet Straightsylvania really like include giant plastic testicles attached to the underside of their spaceships! Posted by cleome46 on :
105. Give the "COCKS WIN! COCKS WIN!" thread a reboot.
Posted by Jerry on :
106. Announce that the Cocks are going into overtime.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: We should develop counter-strategies for these, that involve lots of scantily-clad men and hot sweaty mansex!
So...basically just another day in the office...
Alas, not mine! The Internet is too closely regulated.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: We should develop counter-strategies for these, that involve lots of scantily-clad men and hot sweaty mansex!
So...basically just another day in the office...
Alas, not mine! The Internet is too closely regulated.
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