wow. you took it wayyy back.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I'm going to open a six-pack of whup-ass on this thread.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Picture it! Sicily! 1913!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Back in St. Olaf...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
God'll get you for that, Walter!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Let's all go to the lobby!
Available in ze lobby!
I have to go to ze lobby.
Posted by Kent on :
Elizabeth, this is the big one! .
Posted by Pov on :
Whachoo TALKin' bout, Legion World???
(...too soon... )
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I pity the fool who uses a Gary Coleman reference this soon!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Kent on :
Cute, Rhino. Cute.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Stifle yourself!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
In Soviet Russia, the Dated-Cultural References use you!
Posted by Kent on :
Kiss my grits!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'll be blasting you! (local dated cultural reference)
Posted by Kent on :
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena
Posted by cleome on :
STIFLE! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Na-nu Na-nu!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Wrong-o, Mary Lou!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
(For Fanfic Lass!)
Posted by MLLASH on :
I want to believe.
Posted by Kent on :
McFly!
Posted by cleome on :
Don't have a cow, Man!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Kent on :
I've got the fever for the flavor of a Pringles!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Make love not war!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The hot stays hot and the cool stays cool.
Posted by Kent on :
My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr. But you doesn't hasta call me Mr. Johnson!
Posted by cleome on :
It's always something!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Nothing can hold a can to Comet!
Posted by Kent on :
Hey Kool-Aid!
Oh, Yeah!!!!!
Posted by cleome on :
Vogue!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Hot diggity daffodil!
Posted by Kent on :
I want my MTV!
too much is never enough.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Welcome to Prime Time, b!tch!
Posted by Kent on :
I'll be back!
Posted by cleome on :
You're soaking in it!
Posted by Kent on :
Luke and Laura
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
KEVIN!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. An' a Happy New Year.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Ancient Chinese secret!
Posted by Kent on :
Book 'em, Dano!
Posted by Kent on :
Who loves ya, baby?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Calgon, take me away!
Posted by Kent on :
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
...
Do you like scary movies?
...
One, Two, Freddy's Coming For You...
...
And in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!
Posted by KryptonKid on :
And so it goes...
Posted by Kent on :
the Energy Crisis.
Posted by cleome on :
The flavor says "BUTTER!"
Posted by Kent on :
People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook.
Posted by Kent on :
the plus is pudding!
Posted by Kent on :
stop, drop and roll!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Grant us the power of revolution!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
"Read my lips... no new taxes!"
Posted by Kent on :
don't take the brown acid!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!
Posted by Kent on :
A little dab'll do ya!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Posted by Kent on :
Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
On a shelf
In some museum
Burma-Shave
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I said LUMP OFF MOM!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm on the top of the world, looking down on creation, and the only explanation I can find is the love that I've found ever since you've been around. Your love's put me on the top of the world.
Posted by cleome on :
Kiss my grits!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Kiss my grits!
done already!
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Say it ain't so, Joe!
Posted by Kent on :
To the moon, Alice!
Posted by cleome on :
Frankie say blah blahblah Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Remember the Maine!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Oh, my nose!
Posted by Kent on :
Jo mama!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Ooh! There's gonna be trouble!
Posted by Kent on :
the ABC After-School Special.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
23 skiddoo!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
This is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl.
Posted by Kent on :
H.R. Puffenstuff!
Posted by Kent on :
Mork calling Orson... Mork calling Orson...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
O zephyr winds that blow on high, lift me now, so I can fly!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Kent on :
sometimes you feel like a nut.
sometimes you don't.
Posted by cleome on :
rhino:
...Because it's certified and stated That everyone's related In the Patchwork Fa-Mi-Ly! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's a delicious dilemma!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: rhino:
...Because it's certified and stated That everyone's related In the Patchwork Fa-Mi-Ly!
Posted by cleome on :
You'll find quality in our corner!
Posted by Kent on :
Don't squeeze the Charmin!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The cow says "Moo!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Open up and say "Hi, Drox!"
Posted by MLLASH on :
Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in???
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everyone did?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in???
*GASP!*
Posted by cleome on :
'Cause there's not a better middle you can fiddle with!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
pH balanced for a woman...
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by lil'rhino on :
" Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me! "
Posted by cleome on :
Chow chow chow! Posted by MLLASH on :
When you use Wella Balsam shampoo You'll tell your friends and they'll tell their friends and they'll tell their friends too!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'm a baaaaad boy!
Sorry Charlie! Starkist don't want tuna with good taste! Starkist wants tuna that tastes good!
Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice!
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
What's up, doc?
Hey Mikey! He likes it!
[ May 30, 2010, 06:09 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Pov on :
NERDS! Posted by cleome on :
You've got that perfect Trac II face!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Pretty sneaky, sis!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I wish I never had him!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
See the USA in your Chevrolet.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Orange juice isn't just for breakfast any more.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
...
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
In my previous post I was mimicking Silent Bob.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
23 Skidoo
Posted by Power Boy on :
big mistake, big, HUGE
Posted by Kent on :
honey, this is great coffee!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I wish I could quit you!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I see dead people!
Posted by Kent on :
tonight, we're secretly replacing their usual coffee with Folger's Crystals.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Kiss my grits!
done already!
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission.
Oh, stow it, Dingy!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."
Posted by Power Boy on :
a dingo ate my baby!
Posted by cleome on :
the choice of a new generation!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I summon you!
Posted by Kent on :
put a tiger in your tank!
Posted by MLLASH on :
This thread is gettin' jiggy with it.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Stop... Hammertime!
Posted by Power Boy on :
thunder, thunder, thunder, thundercats .... HOOOO!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Spacey, Zan, real spacey!"
Posted by Kent on :
I pity the fool.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh Mistah Sheffield! Ahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Do ya feel lucky, punk? Do ya?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
We're Beatrice!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I tell you what.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
S'go! S'go!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Jeepers!!
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Do ya feel lucky, punk? Do ya?
I watched this recently. so awesome.
tadao!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Ch ch ch ch ch ch chhh
Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa
Posted by MLLASH on :
Who's on first?
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
That's what I'm asking you!
I'm not asking you I'm telling you Who is on first!
Posted by Kent on :
It's ten o'clock. do you know here your children are?
Posted by MLLASH on :
I'll never go hungry again!
Posted by Kent on :
Hefty Hefty Hefty!
wimpy wimpy wimpy! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
STEEEEEEELLLLLA!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
My name is Talky Tina and I'm going to kill you.
Posted by Kent on :
To-ga! To-ga!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Spoot.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's a Cookbook!! Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I MARRIED BIGFOOT!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Moon Prism Power! Make-UP!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Smells like teen spirit...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Reflex Gun!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Pocket sand!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Why ask why?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Relax! Don't do it!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Bite my shiny metal ass.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Stretch Armstrong
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Witchcraft got you into this mess. I see no reason why witchcraft can't get you out!
Posted by Kent on :
It's time to give Barney the time that he needs!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I liked it better when he made the poopy noises. But this is good too.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Doomed, doomed, doomed, doooooooooooomed.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yabba Dabba Doozie!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Open Channel D.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh my God! Angela's the killer and she was really a boy!
Posted by Kent on :
Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Who shot JR?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That's wondermous, I guar-ahn-tee!
Posted by MLLASH on :
This post is all that and a bag of chips.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Bigger than Jesus!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Notice how floppy and soggy old buddy Bert's arms are!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Y'all come back now, hear?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
You rang?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Goodnight, Chet
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Good night, David.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Good night, John Boy.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Good morning, Vietnam!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Eeeeeew! Like in that movie with that guy and that OTHER guy?!
Posted by MLLASH on :
This post is ridonkulous.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I am cool and that is it and everyone else is full of-
full of-
full of-
TAD! TRICIA!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
You won't be so smart-mouthed with your little probing SHOE investigation when Dr. Tran GUNS YA DOWN!
In the middle of your FU%^ING BEAUTY PAGEANT!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
corksoaker
Posted by MLLASH on :
Great Space!!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
And I just keep hitting little boys! What are the odds?
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
You expect ME to be seen in PUBLIC carrying a cute frog mug?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm so glad we had this time together....
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Softness in his eyes, iron in his thighs, virtue in his heart, fire in every part.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Mawwage.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
The Iron Curtain of Time.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist party?
Posted by MLLASH on :
And I would have gotten away with it, too-- if not for these MEDDLING KIDS!
Posted by Kent on :
Sorry about that, Chief.
Posted by MLLASH on :
This post has some junk in its trunk.
Posted by cleome on :
EAT ME! Posted by Kent on :
There is no cannibalism in the British Navy.
Posted by cleome on :
Time to make the donuts!
Posted by Kent on :
How do you spell relief?
Posted by cleome on :
Make America Sparkle City! Put litter in its place!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Suffering Sappho!
Walloping Webslingers!
Great Scott!
Posted by cleome on :
You get a big delight in every !
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
What would you doooooooo for a Klondike bar?
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Okay so obviously I didn't know how to spell the "do" part. Sue me.
...
So I told them, like, they were dead when I got there.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Why, you little...!!!
Posted by Kent on :
Now it was around this time the Duke boys were gettin' on back to Cooter's.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
You dipstick!
Posted by Kent on :
Let's do the time warp again!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by MLLASH on :
TIN ROOF... rusted!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Whip it! Whip it good!
Posted by Kent on :
This is one Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We're stealing it back.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
VJs!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Save the Cheerleader... Save the World!
Posted by Kent on :
Save Ferris
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Show me the money!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Not in the face! Not in the face!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
It's all for you Damien!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Not in the face! Not in the face!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Is that your final answer?
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!
Posted by MLLASH on :
you ARE the weakest link... GOODBYE.
Posted by MLLASH on :
JINX!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
quote:Originally posted by Officer Taylor: You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: you ARE the weakest link... GOODBYE.
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: JINX!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Piss off! I work for Mel Gibson!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'll take Paul Lynde to block.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I'll get you for this one day MIDLER!!!!!!!!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That's four dollars down and on to Arlene Francis.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
My name is Florida. Florida! That's the name of a state! WHY is my name FLORIDA??!!!!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Kent on :
I've just signed legislation that bans Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I'm Blanche Deveraux. That's French for... Blanche Deveraux.
Posted by Kent on :
You can't say that Dallas doesn't love you now, Mr. President!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by Sarcasm Kid: I'm Blanche Devereaux. That's French for... Blanche Devereaux.
Best Golden Girls joke ever:
Delivery guy-"Package for Miss Deverox!"
Dorothy-"No, that's DeveREAUX. It's only pronounced DeveROX in limericks!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I miss Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty.
Posted by Kent on :
I don't.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Will the real Kent Shakespeare please stand up?
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent: I don't.
*GASP!*
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I'm gonna try that again with like 10 percent more conviction. Or possibly A THOUSAND PERCENT!!!!!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Peter your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.
GASP!
Too soon?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I know you've been sworn and I've read your complaint.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Girls? Have you seen your father's spirit animal? He was just telling it about his childhood when it jumped up and scampered off.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just as the mother lion protects her cubs, you can protect your children with an insurance policy from Mutual of Omaha...
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Nuns?! Nuns think I'm a bad mother?!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Bang shoe on desk.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.
Posted by Kent on :
(guy in medicine cabinet): Hi, guy!
(guy who opened it): MONA!!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Mamma mia! That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh what a relief it is!
Posted by Kent on :
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Come on, you hot stuff man.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Gumbo gon' keep away da slut fairy!
Posted by cleome on :
Yowza YowzaYOWZA!! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Car 54, where are you?
Posted by cleome on :
Slide out the side door!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have gun, will travel.
Posted by cleome on :
"I'd rather fight than switch!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'm Gumby dammit!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's rich in levulose!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I dig it the most!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Twenty-three skidoo!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Sonny Bono get off my lanai.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Would you believe two...
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Bring me the head of CHARLIE BROWN!!!!
Posted by Kent on :
Kill Bond. NOW!
Posted by cleome on :
"Puts the lock-- ON FRESHNESS!"
Posted by Power Boy on :
let's bounce! Posted by Kent on :
My gawd, Magnum!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Beatlemania
Posted by cleome on :
"The cracklin's what's happenin'!"
Posted by Kent on :
They're heeeeeeere!
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
"Sweet Ass Sweet!"
Posted by cleome on :
Pop-A-Matic pops the dice Pop a six and you move twice! Posted by cleome on :
Disco Inferno! Posted by Kent on :
the King of All Media
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
For the honor of Greyskull!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dishwashing liquid?!??
You're soaking in it!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
We must move forwards, not backwards. Upwards, not downwards. And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom!
Posted by MLLASH on :
The artist formerly known as Prince.
Posted by cleome on :
Yo, Adrian!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Somebody done stole our secret window ta Ofrah Winfrey Land!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ah'll be back!
Posted by Set on :
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Posted by cleome on :
He didn't know the gum was loaded!
Posted by Kent on :
This is Jim Rockford. At the sound leave your name and message and I'll get back to you.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Good morning, angels.
Good morning, Charlie.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Ahoy-hoy.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Shady Pines, Rose!
This shouldn't work on me.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!
Posted by cleome on :
Float on, float on...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wil-buuuur!
Posted by cleome on :
Villa Alegre!
Posted by Kent on :
Viva Allegra!
(if anyone gets this reference, I'll be amazed)
Posted by cleome on :
(wasn't there a car called the Allegra?)
Anyway...
"You've got the body! We've got the jeans!" Posted by Kent on :
(not even close to my ref)
Butter! Butter! Parkay!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
What what WHAT?!
Posted by cleome on :
Fly smart!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Elementary, my dear Watson!
Posted by cleome on :
Why ask why?
If you believe in peanut butter, clap your hands!
[ June 08, 2010, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
There's an adventure in every bowl of Alpha-Bits!
Posted by cleome on :
Look for the Union label!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
The Prince of Tides was about neither a prince nor tides. Discuss.
Posted by cleome on :
"I feel your pain."
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Mecha Shiva! Mecha Shiva!
Posted by cleome on :
"Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't."
Posted by Set on :
"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And then there's Maude!
Posted by cleome on :
"Make my day!"
Posted by Kent on :
I see nothing, NOTHING!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
And then there's Maude. (It bore repeating )
[ June 09, 2010, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
I just threw up in my mouth a little
Posted by Kent on :
Here, you can always find a party. In my country, the Party always finds you.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!
Posted by Kent on :
When it positively has to be there overnight.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
We're bigger than Jesus.
Posted by cleome on :
Gnip Gnop!
Posted by cleome on :
Go, Spuds! Go!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
My Mother the Car.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Bella Abzug for President! Posted by cleome on :
War Is Not Healthy (For Children & Other Living Things)
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: War Is Not Healthy (For Children & Other Living Things)
*GASP!* I had that poster in the 70s!! Got it at Spencer Gifts in the local mall!!!
Posted by cleome on :
rhino, my Mom had a huge (and I do mean huge) version of that on a goldtone pendant on a black silk cord that she wore to parties all the time. I bet it's still in the bottom of her closet somewhere. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Good morning, Captain!
Posted by cleome on :
"I'm a readin' man And it's words I seek Ev'ry word I see, I just gotta' speak! I'm a first-class, genuine readin'-freak! Whoo!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Kent on :
a couple of WILD and CRAZY guys!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
The only thing worse than children is- nothing!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Blanche Deveraux is never the other woman! Oh, well, except that one time. But that was not my fault, she was declared dead! Those paramedics never give up.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
No siree Barbara!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Is he dead?! You're all seeing this IS HE DEAD?!
Posted by cleome on :
Cheese To The Rescue!
Butter Is Better!
If Sam hadn't been so demanding, his cottage cheese wouldn't have been so good!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here for Sesame Street News!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
They're coming to get you, Barbara...
Posted by cleome on :
Whip Inflation Now!!
Posted by Kent on :
Are you better off now than you were four years ago?
Posted by cleome on :
Better dead than Red!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Halt in ze name of ze Fuhrer's head!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Hell-o Smithers. You're quiet good at turning me on.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That's four down and six to go. Miss Kilgallen?
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh hello! It's me, the great di-rector Lance Sackless!
Posted by cleome on :
I want a new drug.
Posted by cleome on :
"Indescribably Delicious!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I Am Weasel!
Posted by cleome on :
"We're A Lot, When It's Hot!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I was told there would be punch and pie.
Posted by Kent on :
peachy keen!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Look at how fat you've made your mother!
Posted by Kent on :
good to the last drop.
Posted by cleome on :
Be a coffee achiever. Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh look, Xandir, it's your high school sweetheart Mary Lou Slutski.
Posted by Kent on :
Have a Pepsi day!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
The lesson here is that childhood dreams inevitably lead to horrible implosions!
Posted by cleome on :
It's meat-- made COMPLETE!
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
"Oh, MOTHER!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Suffering Sappho!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Yinkies!
Posted by cleome on :
Turn us on! We'll turn you on!
Posted by Kent on :
64K! all the memory you'll ever need.
Posted by cleome on :
It's guyyyyyyys niiiiiiight ouuuuuut!!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I want you to have my children.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's mountain grown, the richest, most aromatic kind of coffee.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Dirty boy! Dirty BOY!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Deal or no deal?
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
HOW many TIMES do I HAVE to TELL you?
NO!
WIRE!
HANGERS!
EVER! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
We make holes in teeth!
Posted by cleome on :
"Taste me, taste me..."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You've got Ring Around the Collar!
Posted by Kent on :
Sorry about that, Chief!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it!
Posted by cleome on :
Calgon, take me away!
Posted by cleome on :
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Posted by cleome on :
It's all the good things wrapped up in one!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar!
Posted by cleome on :
Everybody walk the dinosaur... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Posted by cleome on :
Time for Timer!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Now here's something we hope you'll really like!
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Have you checked the children?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Do you know where your children are?
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R....
Posted by cleome on :
Frito Bandito!
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
It's not easy being cheesy!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Bibbidi bobbidi boo!
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Yackle dackle!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony....
Posted by cleome on :
I ate all the Frusen Glädjé!! Posted by cleome on :
"When E.F. Hutton talks..."
Posted by Dev Em on :
"It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature..."
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Sketch Lad: Yackle dackle!
I'm pretty sure, if this is the reference I think it is, that's supposed to be "yapple dapple".
...
Oh no! Bette Midler!
Posted by Dev Em on :
"Here come the judge, here come the judge..."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hey you got peanut butter on my chocolate!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Oh my stars! Mother, you change him back! Mother! Mother!! Mom?"
Posted by cleome on :
Eat a peach.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
You hit her pretty hard there, Ricky.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist party?
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I'll just DIE if I don't get a kitty! It's my obsession.
Posted by cleome on :
sploosh
flibble
glunk!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
You want to talk about personal lows? I spent fifty years in a TEST TUBE so I could watch a 20-year old act like a 10-year old on a SOFA.
Posted by Kent on :
less is more.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Don't be so full of yourself with your dark hair and your proud ways!
Posted by cleome on :
I hate Qantas.
Posted by Exnihil on :
I don't know whether to be ecstatic or ludicrous.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Cram it, ape!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I ain't no Hollaback Girl.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I don't know what a hollaback girl is. All I know is I want her dead.
Posted by cleome on :
You can call me "Al."
Posted by cleome on :
"Even unfrosted, the taste comes alive!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh Mister Grant!
Posted by cleome on :
"The Choice is Channel Five!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Charles shut your lying, cheating, hateful mouth!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I have just met you and I love you!
Posted by cleome on :
Trust no one.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Half of Chinquapin Parish would give their eyeteeth to take a whack at Ouiser!
Posted by cleome on :
Her bottoms are the tops!
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Just say no.
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Just do it.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Patience Grasshopper!
When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I've had two years to grow my claws - Jungle Red!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
It's fate...
Posted by cleome on :
My dog is a plumber...
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I do not like the cone of shame.
Posted by Kent on :
the Pepsi Generation
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
The name's Man. Snowman.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Please don't squeeze the Charmin!
Posted by Pov on :
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Posted by cleome on :
"Without Wesson, You Might As Well Boil It!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
We were highjacked and stranded by meat-grading hooligans, you idiots.
Posted by cleome on :
Hello, Larry!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
A disgusting manhunt... what a great idea!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I like a good joke as well as the next fat person.
Posted by Kent on :
oh, Jane, you ignorant slut!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
You're gonna need a sword!
With skulls on it.
And SKULLS on the skulls!
And SPIKES on the skulls!
And on FIRE!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh my gawd you guys somebody put goats blood on the door jam!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
The bottom line is that COMMUNISM IS BAD FOR YOUR EYES.
... I mean television. I get those confused.
Posted by cleome on :
"It Hasta Be Shasta™!"
Posted by Kent on :
"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us"
Posted by cleome on :
"You'll get a brighter clean Out of your machine In cold water With Cold Power X-E!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Folks, you all know me. I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandfather. Now I may be blind, but I can see (INSERT WISE OLD BLACK MAN WISDOM HERE)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
What do you think I am, dumb or some'in?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Now we come to the special feature of tonight's program, the appearance of our mystery celebrity. The panel are all blindfolded. Mystery guest, sign in, please!"
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
"Whisper your secret to me, and we'll show the folks at home."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Password is ...
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Being a parent is not a right, it's a privilege.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
The coolest you'll look pooping in your pants.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh feel it firm! But not too firm! Just! Like! The Lord!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
It's important to look your very best when doing your very worst.
And by that I mean EEEEEVIL.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I ask you again...
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH A JUMPSUITS?!
Posted by cleome on :
Mug O'Lunch
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Tuna Twist makes tuna taste fresh as a garden!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Here comes da judge! Here comes da judge!
Posted by cleome on :
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y!
NIGHT!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y!
NIGHT!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Charlie says "Love my GOOD & PLENTY!" Charlie says "Really rings my bell!" Charlie says "Love my GOOD & PLENTY!" Don't know any other candy that I love so well!
Posted by cleome on :
"The Ultimate Bubble has the Ultimate Flavors!"
Posted by Kent on :
No soup for you!
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
yadda-yadda-yadda
Posted by cleome on :
It's just a pen!! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm the master of my domain!
Posted by Kent on :
You're soaking in it!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Apple bobbing.
Apple bobbing?
Apple bobbing!
Posted by cleome on :
Reading is FUNdamental!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Young ones! Parental units! We summon you!
Posted by cleome on :
New York is a Summerrrrrr Summer festival!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Just say no!
Posted by cleome on :
Hugs not drugs.
Posted by Kent on :
Send it to Zoom!
Posted by cleome on :
People pop up for Kellogg's Pop Tarts™!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Ooh! There's gonna be trou-bllllle!!!
Posted by Kent on :
hold the pickles, hold the lettuce special orders don't upset us
Posted by cleome on :
You You're the one We do it all for you...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You deserve a break today!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I...Am...PHOENIX!
Posted by Kent on :
scrump-dilly-icious!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh hello, ladies! It's me, Rear Admiral Floyd. Couldn't you tell?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Whip Inflation Now!
Posted by cleome on :
I'm the marvelous, magical Burger King! I can do most anything!
Posted by cleome on :
Granola's answer to candy!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
_____: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear...
Posted by Kent on :
there's nothing on TV! The president's on all three channels! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You think you know, but you have no idea.
Posted by Kent on :
(open the medicine cabinet)
Hi guy!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'm smarter than the average bear!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yogi! The ranger isn't gonna like it!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
To hell with the ranger.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Peace and love, in my heart, in my mind.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Happiness, think of it, all the time.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
You stole him with your advanced American slut technology! You're not nice!
Posted by cleome on :
You can make it with Play-Doh™!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
There's no use crying over misspelled silk.
Posted by cleome on :
"Campbell's in the kitchen Like money in the bank!"
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"All in color for a dime!"
Posted by cleome on :
"Brightens the colors! Whitens the whites!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
You won't get ashamed-to-show-it whites!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Stifle
Posted by cleome on :
"Why have a dud spud when you can have a greater potato? Give a rise to your fries Add some flash to your mash Some royal to your boil Pour on the Heinz™!"
Posted by dedman on :
Discover a world beyond your wildest dreams,
discover Atari
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
When it rains, it snores!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Chau Down!!!
Posted by cleome on :
"Celebrate the moments of your life."
Posted by cleome on :
"A Manwich™ is a meal!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Is it bigger than a bread box?"
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
"It's the Jello program with Jack Benny, Mary Livingston, Dennis Day and Phil Harris and his orchestra. I'm Don Wilson."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Will our next contestant enter and sign in please."
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Sex robot, sex robot. Sex robot, sex robot.
Posted by Kent on :
(Interlude:
Someday I'll get more than a handful of Sarky's references.
/Interlude)
Posted by cleome on :
Drink a drink a Tuscan™ today!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
You old son of a gun!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Witches who wash their wigs on windy winter Wednesdays are wacky!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Put a tiger in your tank.
Posted by Kent on :
Are you better off now than you were four years ago?
Posted by cleome on :
"Growin' up is tough enough! You know you gotta' get enough of the proper stuff!"
Posted by cleome on :
"I'm a loser, Baby. So why doncha' kill me?"
Posted by cleome on :
shake shake shake shake your noodle
shake shake shake shake your strudel
shake shake shake shake your spinach Posted by Kent on :
"The Nineties are going to make the Sixties look like the Fifties."
Posted by cleome on :
"Kalaka With A Friend!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
There is another world.
There is a better world.
Well... there must be.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
... sir, I'm just a little boy in drag selling cookies.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Nosferatu
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
This house is made of playdough. I got 400 hundred bees in the parlor!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Don't kiss the cat if it has fleas!
Posted by Kent on :
"Bring Back Lian Harper"
(sorry. couldn't resist )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!"
Posted by cleome on :
"And keep your eyyyyyyyyye on the sparrow!"
Posted by cleome on :
"Take the Nestea™ Plunge!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent: "Bring Back Lian Harper"
(sorry. couldn't resist )
Eh. More awareness. And if you can't laugh at yourself...
I was a chubby lady hidin' in the bushes.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Eveyrbody do the Bender!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Pepperidge Farm remembers!"
Posted by Kent on :
(forgive a NY-centric entry:)
"How'm I doin?"
Posted by cleome on :
(Kent: . I once saw Koch literally running away from a gaggle of reporters at a Chinese New Year celebration.)
"RC 100's got NOTHIN'!"
Posted by Kent on :
(ha! I can picture!)
"We have a really big shoew for you tonight!"
(and yes, I am slightly too young for first-hand recollections of E.S.)
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
It's a hard world for little things.
Posted by cleome on :
"Chewy juicy chewy MOUNDS™!!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wear my sunglasses at night
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
...but his feet are so big!
Posted by Kent on :
This is Chris in the Morning on K-Bear!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Aggggggness, it's me, Billy...
Posted by Kent on :
Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy. I've come home, I'm so cold.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I just want to say "good luck", we're all counting on you.
Posted by Kent on :
Smoking or non-smoking?
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Jive ass dudes don't get no brains anyhow.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Please, don't be so formal. Call me daddy.
Posted by Kent on :
It's time to start the music. It' time to light the lights.
Posted by cleome on :
"Builds strong bodies 12 ways!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
The Beast Must Die.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"You're like school at 3 a.m. No class!"
Posted by cleome on :
"Where Legends Dwell"
"There's No Stopping Us Now"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
If you don't start making more sense we're gonna put you in a home.
You already put me in a home!
Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!
I'll be good.
Posted by cleome on :
"Love That Squirt!"
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Whoop! There it is!
Whoop! There it is!
Whoop! There it is!
Whoop! There it is!
Posted by cleome on :
The Politics of Dancing Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I want my MTV!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, I am dee Frito Bandito. I like Frito's Corn Chips. I love them, I do. I want Frito's corn chips. I'll take them, from you.
Posted by Kent on :
No soup for you!
Posted by cleome on :
Who put Eight Great Tomatoes in that little bitty can? Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"Ooooohh, I'm tellin' Mama!"
Posted by cleome on :
"Gooooood cracker!"
Posted by Kent on :
"And WE helped!"
Posted by future king on :
"Mom always said don't play ball in the house".
Posted by Kent on :
"Our systems are Y2K ready"
Posted by SharkLad on :
"Oh, dem golden slippers"
Posted by Kent on :
"The New DC. There's no stopping us now!"
or as we said in the CBS biz: "The New DC. There's no shipping us now!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Miss Piddlin almost let her homicidal wrath get the best of her.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"John, may we have a conference?"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Well doggies!"
Posted by Kent on :
"The Uncola"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
"How could you tell Jackie you were abducted by space aliens?! There's not even a twelve-step program for that!!!"
Posted by Kent on :
"It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
"Steven Smith I am your mother! If you don't get out that cage then so help me I will push back into my clown hole and birth you again and name you 'My B!tch' now get out of that cage!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Wonder Twin powers: activate!
Posted by cleome on :
"Can't Stop The MUSIC!"
Posted by Kent on :
"Where's the beef?"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"My husband! Some hot shot! Here's his ancient Chinese secret: Calgon!"
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
"Okay honestly, who throws a freakin cupcake?"
Posted by Kent on :
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony I'd like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company
Posted by cleome on :
...We sure tried Hope you're satisfied Thanks for comin' by today! Posted by Power Boy 5 on :
'fierce'
according to an old 30 rock episode. maybe it's back in by now.
Posted by Kent on :
"What does a yellow light mean?"
"Slow down!"
"Whaat.... dooeess....aaa.... yeelllooww... liiiight... meeann?"
Posted by cleome on :
"Hey, Hey, Docta' J!!"
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
"Your gonna need a bigger boat"
Posted by future king on :
"Good night John Boy".
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"I'm so glad we had this time together Just to have a laugh or sing a song. Seems we just get started and before you know it Comes the time we have to say 'so long'. Good night, everybody!"
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
The life you save may be your own.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
"I was a chubby lady hidin' in de bushes!"
Posted by future king on :
"Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy... "
Posted by cleome on :
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
(Y'know, when I remember what utter [bleep] this philosophy and the book it's attached to both were, Twilight-mania doesn't seem so bad.)
Posted by dedman on :
"We make everything you need and you need everything we make. "
Posted by cleome on :
"And that's one to grow on."
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
" I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi"
Posted by cleome on :
"I'm not a GOOP. Are you?"
Posted by MLLASH on :
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.
Posted by cleome on :
Okay fine fer shur fer shur...
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Oh Mistah Sheffield!
Posted by cleome on :
God is watching all... from a distance.
Posted by cleome on :
Oh, NOOO!!
CALGONIIITE!!!! Posted by future king on :
"Those were the daaaaaays".
Posted by cleome on :
"You'll wonder where the YELLOW went..." Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Who's got the best darn burgers in the whole wide world?"
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
"it's morning in america."
Posted by future king on :
" If you change your mind, I'm the first in line, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me."
Posted by cleome on :
"Carry the big, fresh flavor Wherever you go, whatever you do..."
Posted by cleome on :
"To put a smile on your face, chew it For the clean, refreshing taste, chew it..."
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"the UnCola"
Posted by cleome on :
Won't you take me to...
Click Here For A SpoilerFUNKYTOWN?! Posted by future king on :
All I wanna do Pretty Lady, is see you smilin' too Pretty Lady, Just for once in my life, makin' love to you ... yeah.
Posted by cleome on :
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Get 'em at the L'Eggs Boutique!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Palm Olive Fresh!
Posted by cleome on :
"I feel like Chicken Tonight!"
Posted by cleome on :
"COME ON DOWNNN!! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"La-dies! Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"
Posted by cleome on :
"My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer Think of Rheingold, whenever you buy beer It's refreshing, not sweet It's the Extra-Dry treat Won't you try Extra-Dry Rheingold Beer?"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay..."
Posted by cleome on :
"Put your money where your mouth is! Buy CLOSE UP!"
Posted by Set on :
A peach
Looks good
With lots of fuzz
But man's no peach
And never wuz
Burma-Shave!
Posted by The Flying Fool on :
It's 102 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Bummer.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"It's the next best thing to your good cooking."
Posted by cleome on :
Disco
Disco
Disco DANCE MACHINE!! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Move over bacon! Now there's Sizzlean!"
Posted by cleome on :
"You've got the look I want to know better. You've got the look That's all together..." Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Make friends with cow! How now, Krazy Kow! Makes chocolate milk! Wow! How now, Krazy Kow!
Posted by cleome on :
Kellogg's Frosted RRRRRRRRRRICE!!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Wrong-O, Mary Lou!
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
I've fallen...AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!!
Posted by cleome on :
"So grab one! Down one! Getcher' self a round one!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The summer sizzles on NBC! Sizzles with Cecile on Another World!
Posted by cleome on :
"Stays mixed to stay DELICIOUS!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Oh, the lovely, nutty things you can do with Diamond Walnuts!
Posted by cleome on :
"It's new BUSY BARBIE, with FIVE of her own THINGS TO HOLD!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Chock Full O'Nuts is that heavenly coffee! Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy"
Posted by cleome on :
"Something is WRONG... On... Saturn 3!!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?"
Posted by cleome on :
"Ice cream parlor taste-- at supermarket prices!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"If Sam Breakstone hadn't been so demanding, his cottage cheese wouldn't be so good!"
Posted by cleome on :
"New Jersey & You-- Perfect Together!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"This is Florida. The rules are different here."
Posted by cleome on :
"When you need it bad, we've got it good!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Make it in Massachusetts!"
Posted by cleome on :
"No. GTE!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Pick your foods from the four food groups!"
Posted by cleome on :
"Light enough for you, Luscious enough for Sara Lee!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and a sensible dinner!"
Posted by cleome on :
"Making silly playthings With Do-Be Dough!"
Posted by cleome on :
"If it doesn't say Magic Marker!!-- It ISN'T!" Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!"
Posted by MLLASH's back on :
Spinner racks
Posted by cleome45 on :
It's time for...
The Wheel of Morality!!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
You can always count on a dame to slip you a Mickey Finn when you least expect it!
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Charles Schulz was once talking about how he and his father shared a passion for comic strips, and how his father's favorite was "Mickey Finn."
I can't see any reference to Mickey Finn without thinking of that anecdote.
Not funny, I know, but hopefully heartwarming. Posted by Power Boy on :
damn. this thread is still around?
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:
Unfortunately ... I can't understand what the hell those peddlers are saying !?!?!
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH's back: Spinner racks
I think people don't have good spinner rack etiquette anymore .. whenever I see comics on them they are so bent in half and weepy ... and greasy ... when I was a kid the comics on the spinner racks were minty fresh.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: Unfortunately ... I can't understand what the hell those peddlers are saying !?!?!
They're speaking in Hepcat. Posted by Power Boy on :
Speaking of ... an Alpha Flight #1 from 1983 only goes for $8.50.
Meanwhile 'Gambit's' first appearance goes for $40.00.
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"Bitch better finish cleanin' my house!" -Snoop Doggie Pie
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Don't tase me Bro!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hey, the Cubs made it to the Series!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hey, the Leafs made the Playoffs!
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Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
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NERDS!
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