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Posted by cleome on :
1. Administering well-deserved backhanded slaps to everyone listed in BP's Annual Report.
Posted by cleome on :
2. An understandable aversion to wearing orange plaid before Labor Day.
Posted by Kent on :
3. In mourning that his plans to climb Iceland's volcanoes this summer has hit a snag.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
4. He's searching for the arm he accidentally left in a NYC cab.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
5. 
Posted by Kent on :
6. He wuz robbed!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
7. It's too much of a hassle typing with your nose.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
8. Still living off the Riverdance royalties.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
9. All those Evil Minions.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
10. Busy designing his line of sleeve fall off shirts.
Posted by cleome on :
11. Got buffer and more toned over the Winter than anyone in the Dieter's thread, but is too modest to say so.
Posted by Kent on :
12. Feels discriminated against by the oppressive arms-attached culture of the dominant society.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
13. Busy being an inspirational speaker on the harvester accident survivor circuit.
Posted by cleome on :
14. Our new leader keeps forgetting to have the soft ice cream machine repaired.
Posted by Kent on :
15. Jilted by cleome.
Posted by cleome on :
16. Waiting in line to get his tux deposit back.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
17. Pathological jealousy of Arm-Stay-On Boy.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
18. Standing outside waiting for someone to open the door.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
19. Lost arm while out bass fishing on large lake and still looking for it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
20. Defamation lawsuit against Monty Python for Black Knight character.
Posted by Kent on :
21. Sent his arm out to the body shop for upgrades; hasn't come back yet.
and they're trying to charge him... (wait for it!)... an arm and a leg.
Posted by cleome on :
22. Sick of those "Armed To The Teeth" jokes. He and that Bismolian are just good friends, damnit!
Posted by cleome on :
23. Helping the kids build their own upside-down-rocketship clubhouse in the backyard.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
24. Giving the neighbors a hand bringing in the groceries.
Posted by Kent on :
25. Trying to clear his name after Dr. Richard Kimble accuses him of killing Mrs Kimble.
Posted by cleome on :
26. Filming that PSA where he reminds America's youth to never drink soda and eat Pop Rocks at the same time.
Posted by Kent on :
27. in seclusion until he catches up on all the eps of Lost, BSG, West Wing and the Wire that he had missed.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
The locks on the dungeon doors.
Posted by Kent on :
29. Being mistakenly trapped in a leper colony.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
30. Busy writing love poems to cleome using only his feet.
Posted by Kent on :
31. Pondering the essence of Hemmingway's A Farewell to Arms
Posted by cleome on :
32. Counting all those quarters he earned working as a "One-armed bandit" in the Reno airport over Memorial Day weekend.
Posted by Exnihil on :
33. Tired of the harassing PM's from that Dr. Richard Kimball fellow
Posted by Kent on :
34. lent more than a hand when his ne'er-do-well bro-in-law needed some help with his latest scheme.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
35. Too cheap to pay someone else to give him a pedicure.
Posted by Kent on :
36. was polishing Computo.
Posted by cleome on :
37. over at the big box store buying more villain polish.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
38. Broke other arm.
Posted by Kent on :
39. His LW account password was written or tattooed on an arm he lost in the woods.
Posted by Exnihil on :
40. He realized he was no longer an Arm Fall Off Boy... choke... he was an Arm Fall Off Man!
Posted by cleome on :
41. Picking up more "morale boosters" from the Nine Planets Ice Cream Shop.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
42. Those obnoxious "Lend me a hand?" jokes we like to tell.
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