[ May 30, 2010, 07:15 AM: Message edited by: MLLASH ]
Posted by Power Boy on :
it stinks in here.
Posted by MLLASH on :
It's the stink... of evil.
And cabbage farts.
Posted by Kent on :
does OM know you've stolen his job?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
That just makes him all the more evil!
Posted by MLLASH on :
OM? BAH!!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Is that orange plaid furniture?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Everyone knows orange plaid is the evilest of upholsteries!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Especially with the avocado green carpet.
Posted by Power Boy on :
I think i saw something move in the carpet. and i sat in something wet. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
All I'm saying is if it looks like Evil Lash will win against the rest of you, I'm not above joining up.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I already have my orange plaid suit ironed and ready to put on.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
So much for hosting the 1st Annual Legion World Girl Scout Jamboree this summer.
Say, Lash, I think you went just a little bit crazy with the bronzer. Then again, it does bring out the color of your evil eyes.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Me and my army of evil orangle-plaid clad henchpersons SPIT on your Girl Scout Jamboree!!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Don't spit so fast, Lash! You and your army of evil orange-plah-clah-hen-peh-wha? may be tough, but these Girl Scouts are from Femnaz!
How you like them cookies?
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Don't spit so fast, Lash! You and your army of evil orange-plah-clah-hen-peh-wha? may be tough, but these Girl Scouts are from Femnaz!
How you like them cookies?
I plan to distract them by firing prayer-rockets, then steal their space-cookies!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
*yawn*
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Stealing Girl Scout cookies is pretty darn evil.
You haven't quite passed Zsa Zsa Gabor on the Evil-Meter, but you're getting there.
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: *yawn*
yeah. he's such a poser. you'd think he took his lessons from Abin alts.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent: yeah. he's such a poser. you'd think he took his lessons from Abin alts.
You just know that after a decent cup of coffee he'll be all good again.
I, on the other hand, am and always will be Snark Champion of Legion World.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hmm. Hero who occasionally, but not often, wields incredible power gets bored and turns evil.
Wasn't this an I Love Lucy episode?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Hmm. Hero who occasionally, but not often, wields incredible power gets bored and turns evil.
Wasn't this an I Love Lucy episode?
That's the one where Fred Mertz finds the Ebony Blade, right?
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
Fred Mertz IS Bloodwraith!
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
Hang on a minute. I got it confused with the one where Ethel finds the Emerald Eye of Ekron.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Don't spit so fast, Lash! You and your army of evil orange-plah-clah-hen-peh-wha? may be tough, but these Girl Scouts are from Femnaz!
How you like them cookies?
I plan to distract them by firing prayer-rockets, then steal their space-cookies!
Watch out for the moon!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Don't spit so fast, Lash! You and your army of evil orange-plah-clah-hen-peh-wha? may be tough, but these Girl Scouts are from Femnaz!
How you like them cookies?
I plan to distract them by firing prayer-rockets, then steal their space-cookies!
Watch out for the moon!
True. You never know when Astronaut Jones will show up.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Now that I think of it, maybe it was I Married Joan. Or The Big Valley. Or Adam-12. Or Good Times. Those shows all blur together.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
Who can forget the very special Good Times episode where Janet Jackson plays a little girl posessed by an evil super-computer? That's where Paul Levitz got the idea for Danielle Foccart.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That really sheds some light on Janet's poor choices later in life, doesn't it?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
By which you mean Justin Timberlake?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Pretty much.
She should just have stayed posessed.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
And to think she had us believing for years that she was the "stable" Jackson. Posted by Dev Em on :
Lash is the Diet Coke of Evil.
(and if I would have just posted this without looking up at the screen, you would have thought I was an alt ID of Cobies...)
Posted by MLLASH on :
After seeing who won Idol this year, I'm feeling extra evil.
Posted by MLLASH on :
ps/
You can all suck it.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
MLLASH makes a living consulting to the North Korean Government.
Posted by Dev Em on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: MLLASH makes a living consulting to the North Korean Government.
...of space!!!!!!
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: MLLASH makes a living consulting to the North Korean Government.
even sadder... he's their fashion consultant.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Evil Lash frightens me, yet I find him fascinatingly attractive. Posted by MLLASH on :
Everyone likes the naughy boy... watch now as I charm you with the devlish twinkle in my eye, then steal your watch.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: ps/
You can all suck it.
For real????
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Everyone likes the naughy boy... watch now as I charm you with the devlish twinkle in my eye, then steal your watch.
as opposed to a Devil Dog Twinkie in your eye...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Okay, so I'm sorry I went evil... let's hug it out... *sinister snicker*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<prepares to pants first person to hug Lash so Lash can then push them backwards>
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Must...resist...lure...of...Evil...Lash...(Think of good things...Christmas cards...chocolate milkshakes...puppies...Julie Andrews)
Posted by MLLASH on :
C'mon Rocks... you can trust me....
Posted by MLLASH on :
I'm kinda like a puppy.... when you pet me, I wag my tail...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
(Think of good things...Julie Andrews...bouquets of flowers...Lash in a thong)
AAAAAAAAUUUGGGH!!!!
(Embraces the Evil Lash)
Posted by Ram Boy on :
You know, Lash, there are benefits to being good. Just ask Heavenly Hank -
Posted by Mattropolis on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: ps/
You can all suck it.
ok
Posted by MLLASH on :
Hey Rocky... bet you'd look HOT in THIS... *dangles orange plaid jockstrap from one finger*
Posted by MLLASH on :
Matt, I have one for you also...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
what am I going to do with orange plaid?
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: You know, Lash, there are benefits to being good. Just ask Heavenly Hank -
BAH! I find this image repulsi-- oh, I just can't lie THAT convincingly. C'mere, Ramses, and let's discuss stuff about this guy... *menacing chuckle*
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: what am I going to do with orange plaid?
Orange plaid is the mark of evil Mllash!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
oooohhh bossy, I like that
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yes!
(Takes the jockstrap)
I embrace the Plaid Side!
Posted by MLLASH on :
...Sweeeeeeet...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
now you have minions!
Posted by MLLASH on :
This being evil thing is kinda easy!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Speaking of easy... Posted by Mattropolis on :
Test it out! Do something evil to me!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I shall do this thing you request, being a benevolent evil mastermind... one moment please...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
May I be of assistance, Your Nefarious Lashness?
Posted by Umber on :
*squeak of arrival* Hi! Evil MLLASH said I should come here to show you just how evil he has become or something?? *confused coo*
Posted by Ram Boy on :
oh, fur the love of... This is getting out of hand. Rocky! You're no henchman! And what would your family say if they saw you minioning around in an orange plaid jock strap?
Matt, I totally see you as a henchman in an orange plaid jock. Carry on.
Posted by Umber on :
*giggle!!* He didn't tell me there were hot bois in joxtraps though!!!
Posted by Umber on :
Ram Boi, stop talking the cuties out of their jox unless you intend to put one on yourself!! *annoying titter*
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Yes sir, he made us wear them...
Posted by MLLASH on :
BEGGONE Umber... you annoy me.
Now, minions, unless you want me to bring her back, you will do everything I say! NYAHAHAHAHAHA -cough! cough!-- HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
<<bows down>
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Ram Boy does have a point, though. Generally, in the Pyngwyn Colonies, we don't wear any clothing at all. A jockstrap is unusually modest dress for me. But, still, my Plaid Lord commands!
(Bows)
Posted by MLLASH on :
Then REMOVE it!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
As you command.
Posted by MLLASH on :
EXXXXXXcellent....
but I must temporarily interrupt this evil regin of terror... I have some, er-- business to take care of... I will be back tomorrow.
Until then, evil it up!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Chi Chi LaRue just called, Lash. You're steppin' on her turf and she's NOT TOO THRILLED about it.
Minons, have you guys even been accepted into the Evil Henchman's Union yet? HUH?! There's PAPERWORK to filled out before you guys can go getting all Igor and stuff!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Why is my orange plaid jockstrap so itchy??
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Who drank all the fuckin orange juice?!
I don't know mom maybe it was the fuckin orange juice fairy!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Nah, it was just EVIL MLLASH!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: Why is my orange plaid jockstrap so itchy??
NYAhahahahahaha!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Rhino has taken the Plaid! This is much better than doing whatever it was I was doing before!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Chi Chi LaRue just called, Lash. You're steppin' on her turf and she's NOT TOO THRILLED about it.
Minons, have you guys even been accepted into the Evil Henchman's Union yet? HUH?! There's PAPERWORK to filled out before you guys can go getting all Igor and stuff!
Where do I get this paperwork?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have it right up here in my bedroom/office.
Posted by Kent on :
Hey! Doomed Gay Romance now features a predominantly straight cast! Now you've gone too far, Lash!
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: I'm bored, so I decided to go evil.
Jeez, it's been, like, 10 years since our last evil romp ... should I re-activate our Moon Base?
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Who in God's green smurf are you?!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Something tells me green smurfs and orange plaid are a deadly combination.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
with purple cardigans!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I'm feeling a little less evil today....
maybe I just need a hug...
*struggling to hide malicious grin*
Posted by Mattropolis on :
should I give in and hug you?
<What if this is an evil plan to bring my defenses down>
Oh Well!
HUG!
Posted by MLLASH on :
GOOSES MATT (hard!!)
Posted by Mattropolis on :
hmph
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Lash, could you please tell your minions to stop cavorting around in jock straps? They're getting funky butt prints on everything.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Hello, I'm right here! LOL
Posted by MLLASH on :
May I introduce my evil ward Hypno-Nips....
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Wha?! I think his belly button just told me to F#*k off!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm... entranced and ensorceled
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: *yawn*
*yawn*
now he's got me doing it!
Posted by MLLASH on :
My other ward, Hypno-Nips' cousin Tongue-Lash...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I have those shorts!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Im going to kidnap TongueLash for a few hours
Posted by MLLASH on :
And lest my evil straight and lesbian brethren think I have forsaken them...
Meet Flag Lass... hating her is UNAMERICAN...
Posted by Kent on :
okay, NOW you've got my attention.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
She has the Ultimate Boob Window
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent: okay, NOW you've got my attention.
mmmmmHmmmmm
Posted by MLLASH on :
And rounding out the squadron of evil underlings I am bringing to Legion World to conquer its teeming, horny masses... one for the freakie deakys out there... THUNDER GIRL!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Stand back, team! If those garters snap, we're all done for!
Plus! She can eat all our weight in Oreos!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I bet her tiara holds a stash of hidden M & M's
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Wait, where have I seen her walking a runway before? I remember! -
Posted by MLLASH on :
Why, Ramses... your comments about Thunder Girl project a certain.... evilality.
NYAhahahahaha!!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Thunder Girl-- Flag Lass-- go out and pacify the teeming hordes of Legion World!
Hypno-Nips, Tongue-Lash... you stay here in case I need something!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Jillikers! I can hardly tell who is evil and who is good now!
Meanwhile, I'm trying to control unadulterated natural sexiness from being used as a weapon by Lash to draw in even more converts!
But darnit if Hypno-Nips isn't getting fed grapes and getting fanned! I want in on this treatment.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I decided I didn't want to be evil, I'd rather by simply naughty.
And yes, I have already purchased the grapes and fans for Hypno.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Cobie, it isn't too late!! I will send Flag Lass's sexier best girlfriend to fan you.... I happen to have some brand-new orange plaid boxer-briefs... with YOUR name on them!
Posted by MLLASH on :
(and an orange plaid collar for Pickles, the evil pup!)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm interested, I admit. But are there sword-fighting, plaid-colored lingerie wearing girls who will yell "All Hail Cobalt Kid!" everytime I enter a room? Who will then also cuddle Pickles and try to figure out new flavors of ice cream that might please my fickle palette?
Because that would be a big plus.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Not even Cobalt Kid can resist the esoteric allure of.... BEAUTY QUEEN!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Notice how she is holding her head... I think it's to hide her Adam's Apple
Posted by MLLASH on :
And just in case Beauty Queen gets a bit... dull, Cobie, may I introduce... MISS MOUTH!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
There's nothing I can say about that one to disuade you
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I think she might just be the perfect fit Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: I decided I didn't want to be evil, I'd rather by simply naughty.
Curses!! Pony Boy was wanting to meet the fabulous evil Mattropolis....
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I think she might just be the perfect fit
Posted by Mattropolis on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: I decided I didn't want to be evil, I'd rather by simply naughty.
Curses!! Pony Boy was wanting to meet the fabulous evil Mattropolis....
You really are evil
Posted by Power Boy on :
WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE!!
dark times LegionWorld....evil has won. this makes the 5YL look like musical chairs.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: this makes the 5YL look like musical chairs.
And lo, a cover caption is born!!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Oh, the humanity!! How many nipple shots can one thread hold!!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Pony Boy looks like a really skinny Mongo. I'm betting on the horse this time.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: Oh, the humanity!! How many nipple shots can one thread hold!!!
Let's find out! I'm increasing my Sinister 7!!
Meet MACHO GRANDE...
Posted by lil'rhino on :
He's got MOCHA NIPPLES!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
And here's LUCY LIPS....
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: He's got MOCHA NIPPLES!!
They're SUCCulent!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Pony Boy looks like a really skinny Mongo. I'm betting on the horse this time.
Pony Boy and Wonder Horse have yet to meet defeat...
Posted by lil'rhino on :
eeeek! Orange jockstrap!! Posted by MLLASH on :
DEEEEEEEEEEEElicious!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Begging Your Evilness' pardon, Hypno-Nips and I will be indisposed for the next little bit. Posted by MLLASH on :
Absolutely, Rocky... first, let me just touch the "record" button.... THERE we go....
Hmmmmmmm....
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Pure EVIL!!!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
If evil is what gets you a body like that, sign me up for the dark side.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
No one is safefrom the temptations...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Forces of Good have started a recruiting drive. Our first new member, Farm Boy
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And he brought along his cousins.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
But I am confused. I see Farm Boy and I think evil thoughts. I'm not sure he's going to be very effective...
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: If evil is what gets you a body like that, sign me up for the dark side.
plastic surgery!!! haha. and possibly being born a male!!
Posted by Power Boy on :
those cousins scare me.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm, I'm bored with Miss Mouth. However, I'm curiously intrigued by the Farms Girls.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Anyone who does farmwork in strappy high heels has GOT to be... eeeeeeeeevil.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I would not be surprised if all those farm people were surreptitiously wearing orange plaid underclothes.
Posted by Power Boy on :
not to mention the lace around the ankles. and those crazy eyes and uber big smiles.
beware of women with buckets and pitchforks.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Gosh darn, Quiz! That Farm Boy is such a hard worker he wore his overalls down to nothing! He's just the kind of guy we need more of here on Legion World.
And sakes alive! His cousins, Reba and Reba Jr, sure are handsome gals! Mighty pure and wholesome, I'd reckon.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Okay nothing you said meant anything!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
FYI, do not google "Farm Girls" with the filter turned off.
Jumpin' Fishooks! The internet is a sick place!!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino:
Botox Betty, on the other hand, looks like she'd bite the head off a one-eyed snake! We sure don't want her type around these here parts!
Posted by Power Boy on :
Amanda LePore can probably bite the head off a Minotaur.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Wow, Joan Rivers.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
While helping Quiz out with his recruitment drive for the Forces of Good, I came across Firefighter Lad -
Trust me, he's REALLY GOOD at handling a hose!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
And, behold! Sister Tata is about to go down on her knees and pray that Evil Lash and his minions see the light!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I may have to write that encounter
Posted by Power Boy on :
I have finally defeated Tongue Lash and Hypno Lips! and given Miss Mouth a run for her money. She pays well by the way.
(I think this costume shrunk in the wash.)
Who wants to be good boys and girls now?
[ May 28, 2010, 10:08 AM: Message edited by: Power Boy ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And representing the Police force, is Lady Cop
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Our naval contingent
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And Marco is just coming in from the firing range
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hi everyone!
You'll have to forgive me. I have a frightful headache. I woke up at the Rookery with this really weird orange plaid thing next to me and I can't remember a thing about the last few days!
Anyone for a game of Scrabble or some other wholesome activity?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Can't remember a thing, eh? Fortunately, I FILMED the various debaucharies you were a party to, Rockhopper Lad.
Showtime: 9pm. Bring your OWN popcorn! Astroglide will be provided. NYAhahahahaha!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Legion Worlders,
I've just received a video tape marked "The Ruin of the Bad Will Ambassador". I will review the tape and report back.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I volunteer to show Lady Cop around! I'll need a pair of cuffs!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: No one is safefrom the temptations...
The Supremes were pretty dangerous too.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Fellow Legion Worlders,
You would not believe the things I saw on that video I received. It was titled "The Ruin of the Bad Will Ambassador".
On it I saw MLLASH reading to blind nuns, buying orphans ice cream, holding doors open for people, picking up litter, and other acts to nice to mention. Some Bad Will Ambassador he turned out to be.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
See, told you. Poser.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Hold it! Are you sure that is the real MLLASH or some do-gooder trying to sully his evil name with good deeds? I demand to see this video!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mattropolis,
You can view the video on my VCR. It is in my bedroom. I should ome with you because my vcr is tricky to operate.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Fellow Legion Worlders,
You would not believe the things I saw on that video I received. It was titled "The Ruin of the Bad Will Ambassador".
On it I saw MLLASH reading to blind nuns, buying orphans ice cream, holding doors open for people, picking up litter, and other acts to nice to mention. Some Bad Will Ambassador he turned out to be.
Absolute preposterous balderdash!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
And Power Boy, you really hurt Hypno-Nips and Tongue-Lash's feelings.
Perhaps it is YOU who are the true evil!
Posted by Kent on :
MLLASH likes kitties. he's not really evil.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Tongue-Lash? Hypno-Nips? Bah! Those two evil lackeys are yesterday's news. Meet my pals -
Tongue Twister
and Sonic-Pecs Lad
I used to bunk with these guys at Hero Boot Camp, and when they heard about the recent rise in evil on Legion World they decided to lend us a hand (or any other body part we may need).
Posted by MLLASH on :
Meet Slashy the evil cat of MLLASH! She brings badwill to moles and birds EVERYwhere... NYAhahahaha!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Oh my... Sonic Pecs Lad is a whole lotta dude!!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Evil Lash decorates his lair with flowers and duckies?
Posted by Kent on :
exactly!
not evil. a poser.
Posted by MLLASH on :
That's my Mom's lair... she tried to raise me right but it just didn't take... NYAhahahahaha!!!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
giggle
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: And Power Boy, you really hurt Hypno-Nips and Tongue-Lash's feelings.
Perhaps it is YOU who are the true evil!
I left them with smiles on their faces. Posted by MLLASH on :
Tongue Twister may have quite the elongated tongue, but I think I still prefer the shorter, wiiiider one belonging to my evil ward Tongue-Lash!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Hey, Flower-Duckie Lad, your mom called and wants to know if you got the cookies she sent over.
Posted by Power Boy on :
Lash did YOU cut that poor cat's fur?!?!?! now that IS evil.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Hey, Flower-Duckie Lad, your mom called and wants to know if you got the cookies she sent over.
No time for cookies... got to admire my evilness for a while...
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: Lash did YOU cut that poor cat's fur?!?!?! now that IS evil.
NYAhahahahahaha!!!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
nice... towel
Posted by Ram Boy on :
You know, I've ALWAYS thought it was evil how that towel was blocking a view of the plumbing.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Maybe it's the TOWEL that is causing him to be evil and if we REMOVE it... then Lash will be good again?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Beneath the towel I am wearing... orange plaid undies!!!
*malcious, phlegmy cackling*
Posted by Mattropolis on :
lol
Posted by MLLASH on :
It was an incredible struggle... Sonic-Pecs Lad thought he was going to take me down for a minute there, he knew he was going to get the better of me and I let him think that he was... then, at the last possible second, I turned the tables on him and pounded him into submission. I left him unconscious and in pain on Ram Boy's living room floor! Evil triumphs again, NYAhahahahaha!!! Behold, my evil handiwork...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Nurse! We need a nurse! STAT!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Posted by lil'rhino on :
*GASP!*
Posted by MLLASH on :
I know, right? It's rather breathtaking.
Posted by cleome on :
[squints at Sonic-Pecs Lad]
[puts on reading glasses]
[squints some more]
Er, uhhh... Nice... tattoos there, Buddy.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: No time for cookies... got to admire my evilness for a while...
Oh! The evilness is all coming back to me now! Must resist!
Posted by MLLASH on :
SUBMIT.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Resist.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The power of Evil Lash is too much! I fear he has me again!
Posted by MLLASH on :
EXcellent. My bad boys get a gOOOOOOd canoodling. I'll be by to give you one shortly. Use that AXE body spray I like.
Posted by Set on :
Huh, Sonic Pecs Lad appears to be wearing dog tags.
Never let it be said that Legion World doesn't support our men in uniform...
(even when they aren't)
Posted by cleome on :
I'd like to be evil, but I don't care for anything orange except Durlans and the occasional happy hour drink. Sorry.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
RESIST!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: RESIST!
Matthew, aren't you due for a good evil canoodling?
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: I'd like to be evil, but I don't care for anything orange except Durlans and the occasional happy hour drink. Sorry.
In your case, cleome, you shall dictate your OWN colors. I'll even remove the boob window and bare midriff stipulation.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: EXcellent. My bad boys get a gOOOOOOd canoodling. I'll be by to give you one shortly. Use that AXE body spray I like.
Fortunately, I've stocked up.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: RESIST!
Matthew, aren't you due for a good evil canoodling?
Res... Sigh... You know that I have no willpower when it comes to you...
I will... submit...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
!!!Important Update!!!
After extensive mouth-to-...err...mouth resuscitation, S-P Lad is resting comfortably and is expected to make a full recovery!
His statement -
"Dudes, that Lash guy gets fierce when you make fun of his wooden duckies. Good luck with that."
[ May 29, 2010, 10:44 PM: Message edited by: Ram Boy ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
Yeah, tell your buddy Sonic-Pecs Lad anytime he's ready for round 2, so am I... and NEXT time he's going down REAL hard!
Welcome back to my evilicious, Matty! I'll defnitely be by later, but Tongue-Lash and Macho Grande will be there in a few minutes. They told me to tell you not to take a shower yet...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I will leave a light on...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Oh, and, Lash, I found this on my lawn today -
- could you keep it inside from now on? Huh?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
May I watch this one till you get back, Your Evilness?
Posted by lil'rhino on :
awwww, why so blue??
Posted by MLLASH on :
Shame on you, Boy Zombie! Obviously I haven't chastised you harshly enough for wandering off! You were SUPPOSED to be my evil little secret! GET OVER HERE YOU!!!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
oh my
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Evil Lash, you owe me for like twenty pounds of brain. You'll also be getting the cleaning bill for my front hall rug.
(Here's an idea! How about you take a little time off from your hectic schedule of ooooooo-EVIL and housebreak it?)
Posted by MLLASH on :
I know, I know... it's just... well... he isn't very intelligent. And it seems like the more I beat him the more he wanders away!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
You know, I could have called the SPCZ but I didn't. Why? Because I was tryiiiiiing to be cool about it. But hey, undead hunks need affection, too. So next time "Death Breath" shows up at my place with those big, sad, gooey eyes ...
Posted by MLLASH on :
You're right, Ramses... maybe I've been going about it wrong... instead of screaming at him and beating him, I should, I dunno... buy him some new orange plaid PJs, take him to a movie, and listen to him talk instead of just pointing him toward the bedroom. But THAT isn't very EEEEEEEEEvil...
DRAT Boy Zombie and his undead hotness!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Gosh... I totally opened up my heart to Boy Zombie and now I feel... so different...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Ummm... anyone know how to get someone UNwarded? Boy Z. is totally NOT down with that situation... he threatened to eat Hypno-Nips and Tongue Lash's faces if I didn't do something about it.
Also, umm... he doesn't want Macho Grande or Pony Boy and Wonder Horse around, so I had to kick them out. I gave 'em some cash for a hotel.
Alsoooo... Can anyone take in Flag Lass, Miss Mouth, Lucy Lips and Thunder Girl? Boy Z. says he wants me all to himself, that darlin' little undead dickens!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: I'd like to be evil, but I don't care for anything orange except Durlans and the occasional happy hour drink. Sorry.
In your case, cleome, you shall dictate your OWN colors. I'll even remove the boob window and bare midriff stipulation.
We have standards for a reason. Relax them and we will have evil villainesses dressing like this:
Posted by MLLASH on :
Thunder Girl, Lash Lad and Boy Zombie!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'll be glad to take Hypno-Nips off your hands, Lash. I'm sure we can find--ah--something for him to do at the Rookery.
Now that Boy Zombie is here, I'm guessing you don't need minions. May I keep my orange plaid thingie as a souvenir?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Of course... ummm, can I keep those holos I filmed?
Oh, and Hypno-Nips is looking forward to moving in!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'll take very good care of him.
As for Holos, sure. Maybe HN and I can come over some time and we can all watch them. We'll have to invite Matt, too, of course.
Posted by MLLASH on :
THAT sounds like a LOT of fun!
Where is Matt anyway? Tongue-Lash was asking about him...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm sure he'll be by to collect his...new friend. Posted by Power Boy on :
oh great Lash, you go evil and everything turns out hunkey dorey for you. you with your blue zombie boy toy.
what about the lives you and your minions have ruined? the property damage? the global financial disaster? justin bieber?
who is going to clean up this mess!
and better yet, what did i get out of this ..... besides some exercise with Tongue-Lash and Hypno-Nips.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Macho Grande and Pony Boy and WOnder Horse still need a home!
I don't recall me or my minions runing any lives... annoying a few people, probably so!
And I claim NO responsibility for Justin Bieber.
Posted by Power Boy on :
fine. but the boy, the stallion, and the horse had better be house trained.
[ May 30, 2010, 08:16 AM: Message edited by: Power Boy ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
Beauty Queen left to run for Miss Universe... Miss Mouth was hired to be Kate Gosselin's stunt double... Lucy Lips and Flag Lass decided to suffer like Sappho together in Connecticut...
things are pretty quiet now in the Love Facto... wait! What's that rumbling-- an earthquake??
THUNDER GIRL!!???
OH GREAT.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I love a happy ending.
Lash, you and Boy Zombie sure look great together. And I'm sure that whichever road in life you decide to lead his ambling corpse down, Thunder Girl will clear a very wide path for the both of you.
Let's all toast the return of MLLASH!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
To Lash, the only man for whom I would ever become an evil minion! Oh, and thanks again for Hypno-Nips! Posted by Power Boy on :
<snaps fingers>
Toast for me Pony Boy!
Is this where the 80's music starts playing and we all run into the street dancing?!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Thunder Girl, no! Sit down, I'm already having to pay for the damage to Legion World's streets...! Oh never mind! Everybody dance!!!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Matt is working and unable to enjoy the festivities...
Posted by Power Boy on :
I'll send the horse ........
< cue stevie knicks >
you don't work by a beach or some other sand geography a horse could run through in an 80s way as it rushes to get you to the party, do you?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
sadly no... but we have a walmart about a mile up the road... and that's about it...
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: Matt is working and unable to enjoy the festivities...
Hope you don't get mad, but I sort-of gave Tongue-Lash a key to your pad. He said he will give it back when you get home... *if* you don't want him hanging around and stuff....
Posted by MLLASH on :
DAMN IT, BeeZee... quit trying to eat Thunder Girl!!!
these 2 are a REAL handful...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Oh... sorry baby, but, well, you know it was an easy mistake to make, I apologize for misunderstanding.... Thunder Girl, quit trying to eat BeeZee!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: Matt is working and unable to enjoy the festivities...
Hope you don't get mad, but I sort-of gave Tongue-Lash a key to your pad. He said he will give it back when you get home... *if* you don't want him hanging around and stuff....
Let's see how the place looks when I get home...
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: sadly no... but we have a walmart about a mile up the road... and that's about it...
just have the horse take you home to Tongue-Lash. You don't wanna see Thunder Girl bump and grind at this party.
Pony Boy was dancing with her earlier and he has yet to return from outer space. I miss that lil vampire.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Uh Lash...
I know that you are evil and all. But was it REALLY necessary to put a self-destruct button on Tonugue Lash set to go off at the MOST inopportune moment?
Now I have to clean this mess up before I can write that Omen\Prophet review that I KNOW everyone has been clammoring for.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Oh, and, Lash, I found this on my lawn today -
- could you keep it inside from now on? Huh?
*sigh!*
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Matt, I don't think that was a self-destruct button.
[ May 31, 2010, 07:10 AM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
Matthew, I PROMISE I did NOT do any kind of sabatoge to Tongue-Lash... I loved that little guy, well... as much as someone like me CAN love...
Hold up... are you saying... someone MURDERED my former ward Tongue-Lash...?!!!?!?!?!
*prepares to launch a grim, gritty sequel to the dark MLLASH saga*
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino:
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Oh, and, Lash, I found this on my lawn today -
- could you keep it inside from now on? Huh?
*sigh!*
I know, right? I decided it was a natural fit... I love hotties, I love zombies... he's a hottie zombie... perfecto!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: a self-destruct button on Tonugue Lash
OMG... you ARE saying he's dead!
NOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOO!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
uh yeah, I thought you did it...
Posted by MLLASH on :
OH NO!!! So one of us is... A MURDERER!!!!
AND a murderer of cute boys, which is 210% UNACCEPTABLE!!!
Tongue-Lash MUST be avenged!!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Someone else may want to spearhead this... I'm kinda sick... huRRRRRRRRRl... after all those drinks...
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Oh, and, Lash, I found this on my lawn today -
- could you keep it inside from now on? Huh?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Plus, how HOT is Boy Zombie... *dreamy sigh*
Posted by MLLASH on :
huRRRRRRRRRRllllll Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hmm. Lash looks like he's going to be indisposed for a little while. Fortunately, Matt, I know just the person who can to the bottom of this.
Posted by Time Teller Lad on :
{Time Teller Lad enters and begins to examine the scene}
Hmm. Tongue-Lash exploded twelve hours and twenty-one minutes ago, but whatever it was that made it happen has been around a lot longer. The amount of--whatever it is--is too minute, so I can't get an accurate read on exactly how long it's been, but it's a lot longer ago than twelve hours and twenty-one minutes. Maybe before Lash Lad went evil.
By the way, Rocky, what's with you and that Hypno-Nips guy? And why were you wearing that orange thing last week?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'll tell you about Hypno later and that orange thing--let's just say that Lash Lad has a way of getting people to do things.
So, who would kill Tongue-Lash and why?
Posted by Power Boy on :
someone who hates all that is good in the world.
or like a jealous lover, he had lots, i mean LOTS.
he had to digitize his black book.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I hope Lash has recovered...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Sorry 'bout all that ralfing. Anyone fess up to killing Tongue-Lash yet? Wake me if someone does...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
We'll see what we can find out, Lash. Meantime, I'm sure Boy Zombie will be willing to nurse you back to health.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: someone who hates all that is good in the world.
I have an airtight alibi.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: While helping Quiz out with his recruitment drive for the Forces of Good, I came across Firefighter Lad -
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: someone who hates all that is good in the world.
I have an airtight alibi.
that's very suspicious.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Nonsense.
It's perfectly normal to have airtight alibis for things.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Rest In Peace, Tongue-Lash... we may never know who murdered you, but we will never forget you!
Here's Tongue-Lash's mugshot from right before I made him my legal ward...
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: And just in case Beauty Queen gets a bit... dull, Cobie, may I introduce... MISS MOUTH!
GASP!!!! Another one of my former minions has been wiped out!! WHo would do this to Miss Mouth...???
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Sigh, he looked just like that... before the end...
Well, minus the orange jumpsuit
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: I decided I didn't want to be evil, I'd rather by simply naughty.
Curses!! Pony Boy was wanting to meet the fabulous evil Mattropolis....
NOOOOOO!!!! Not Pony Boy and Wonder Horse, too...
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: Oh, the humanity!! How many nipple shots can one thread hold!!!
Let's find out! I'm increasing my Sinister 7!!
Meet MACHO GRANDE...
MACHO GRANDE!
NOooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOO!
I may never recover from this...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Well, this has moved beyond the murder of one trashy slut.
It's now the murder of SEVERAL trashy sluts.
AND ALL OF YOU ARE SUSPECTS.
Posted by MLLASH on :
And Thunder Girl's image doesn't violate their terms of use??? Where's the justice!!!!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I guess I should start worrying about being the next victim...
Or I could change my ways...
Nah...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Here's Tongue-Lash's mugshot from right before I made him my legal ward...
Scruffy and sad. He's scrad.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Do you suppose Zardi might have something to do with this? He reappears right after this happens and decries Lash and his former minions as being poseurs (even if he couldn't spell it). I'll bet he's involved.
Posted by MLLASH on :
So, Zardi's mad at the world and wants to strike out, I get that. But WHY strike at attractive people???? Can't he get just as much satisfaction out of wiping ugly people out of existence????
Tounge-Lash... Maco Grande... Pony Boy... (and Miss Mouth and Wonder Horse to a lesser extent)... YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!!!
Posted by Power Boy on :
Wonder Horse, Pony Boy, and Macho Grande were under my protection. someone WILL be punished for this. I may begin by punishing Zardi, wether he is connected or not. grrr.
i've got an elaborate plan to use Thunder Girl as bait to lure the killer....
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Someone poisoned my Angus Burger from McDonald's.
It was like being in the Poppy Field in the Wizard of OZ!
Posted by Power Boy on :
someone poisoned my drinks friday night, at every place i went to, my speech slurred, i got dizzy, very chatty, and generally acted a fool .... and it took all day saturday to recover.
someone's trying to pick off LMBPers Matt .....
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Who could it be?
Posted by Power Boy on :
I'm not sure, 'They've' been trying to run me over with cars on the street as well .... I plan to blame and pursue Zardi until I have a better suspect. Posted by Mattropolis on :
Power Boy, we need to stick close to each other in order to protect ourselves... Either that, or hire a guard!
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