1. Have sex with his cute female friends. (Can also be done with a sober Cobalt Kid, but with less encouragment.)
Posted by Mattropolis on :
2. Get him to recite the history of the LMB... in reverse chronological order!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
3. Once and for all, learn the correct pronunciation of "Ggrrgg".
Posted by MLLASH on :
4. Kidnap (and cuddle) Pickles!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
5. Buy him weird shots!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
6. Have him ride Raging Bull.
Posted by Exnihil on :
7. Watch in astonishment as his spelling ability actually improves.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
^true! When I'm drunk and hungover, I actually slowly type to make sure I'm not all over the place.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
8. Sleep with him
(No really, you can)
[ April 30, 2010, 11:52 AM: Message edited by: CJ Taylor ]
Posted by Power Boy on :
9. Ignore drunken legion world posts about how he's 'in the bathroom'
Posted by cleome on :
10. While he's passed out at the taqueria, remove his shoes and fill them with guacamole (l.) and sour cream (r.)
Posted by Ram Boy on :
11. Secretly replace his cologne with gorilla pheromones and point him towards a monkey house.
Posted by cleome on :
12. Extract his email password and use it to start a "419" scam in his name.
Posted by Caliente on :
13. Write fun slogans on his manly chest.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
14. Put him on a plane to Baghdad and tell him there is an important reinsurance meeting there.
Posted by Kent on :
15. paint him red and tell him he's from Korugar; he had previously only been hypnotized into thinking he was an Earthling.
Posted by cleome on :
16. Get him to lend you Pickles and the kid, to star in your totally awesome new line of dog 'n baby macros.
Posted by cleome on :
17. Take him to the dentist and have his wisdom teeth put back in.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
18. Give him a scissors and have him play "Colorforms" with his Silver Age comics.
Posted by cleome on :
19. Take him to a retirement community's Ladies Knitting Circle and tell him that one of the knitters is his reincarnated soulmate from a previous life. Make him guess which one.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Keep buying him drinks then post the resulting footage on you tube
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
21. Have his penis eradicated or his nads kicked?
Posted by Kent on :
22. Clone him.
Posted by SharkLad on :
23. Debone him
Posted by Kent on :
24. Dethrone him
Posted by cleome on :
25. Dress him in one of those crocheted beer-can hats and a t-shirt that says, "Mustache Rides: 25 cents."
Posted by Kent on :
26. Dress him as a Furry.
Posted by cleome on :
27. Dress him as a Furry Fury.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
28. Give him a Carrot Top style makeover.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
29. Bet him $5 that he can't get to San Diego for Saturday Night.
Posted by Kent on :
30. send him to Tijuana instead.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent: 30. send him to Tijuana instead.
31. ...Postage due
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
32. Send him to Vegas and convince him to marry his poop! (Yeah, he's that drunk! )
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
quote:Originally posted by Chief Taylor: 32. Send him to Vegas and convince him to marry his poop! (Yeah, he's that drunk! )
"You may now kiss the bride!"
Posted by Crymsun on :
33. Bet him he can't sneak a truckload of Coors from Texas to Georgia with Sally Field riding shot gun in his Trans-Am, while being chased by an overweight cop.
Posted by Kent on :
34. put a flight ring on him, bring him swimming on Lake Baikal (famous for being clear to unbelievable depths), and convince him he's flying.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
35. Get him to buy Comicon 2011 4-day passes for everybody and put it on his credit card.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
36. This weekend I thought it was a good idea to pick up one of the big tabs for one of my best friend's bachelor party shenanigans. The tab was $350. I'm considering the approaches of explaining this to Lady Cobalt. Current leading candidate was: "stolen by crazy person".
It would be better if I didn't have other charges on the card too. Posted by cleome on :
37. Use his card to buy Lady Cobalt a three-day weekend at the spa. Childcare provided, natch.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: 36. This weekend I thought it was a good idea to pick up one of the big tabs for one of my best friend's bachelor party shenanigans. The tab was $350. I'm considering the approaches of explaining this to Lady Cobalt. Current leading candidate was: "stolen by crazy person".
How about "Good karma comes from great generosity"?
Posted by Kent on :
38. Parachute him into Chelsea's wedding, having him dressed in a semen-stained blue dress.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
39. Glue paper clips to his body and tell him his magnetic powers have manifested.
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