Topic: 101 Things to do with a Drunk Cobalt Kid...
Eryk Davis Ester
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1. Have sex with his cute female friends. (Can also be done with a sober Cobalt Kid, but with less encouragment.)
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3. Once and for all, learn the correct pronunciation of "Ggrrgg".
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7. Watch in astonishment as his spelling ability actually improves.
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^true! When I'm drunk and hungover, I actually slowly type to make sure I'm not all over the place.
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9. Ignore drunken legion world posts about how he's 'in the bathroom'
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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10. While he's passed out at the taqueria, remove his shoes and fill them with guacamole (l.) and sour cream (r.)
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11. Secretly replace his cologne with gorilla pheromones and point him towards a monkey house.
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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12. Extract his email password and use it to start a "419" scam in his name.
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14. Put him on a plane to Baghdad and tell him there is an important reinsurance meeting there.
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