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Eryk Davis Ester
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1. Have sex with his cute female friends. (Can also be done with a sober Cobalt Kid, but with less encouragment.)
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2. Get him to recite the history of the LMB... in reverse chronological order!

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Touch the magic...

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Rockhopper Lad
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3. Once and for all, learn the correct pronunciation of "Ggrrgg".

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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MLLASH
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4. Kidnap (and cuddle) Pickles!

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Cobalt Kid
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5. Buy him weird shots!
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Lard Lad
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6. Have him ride Raging Bull.

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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Exnihil
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7. Watch in astonishment as his spelling ability actually improves.

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Cobalt Kid
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^true! When I'm drunk and hungover, I actually slowly type to make sure I'm not all over the place.
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CJ Taylor
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8. Sleep with him

(No really, you can)

[ April 30, 2010, 11:52 AM: Message edited by: CJ Taylor ]

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Power Boy
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9. Ignore drunken legion world posts about how he's 'in the bathroom'
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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10. While he's passed out at the taqueria, remove his shoes and fill them with guacamole (l.) and sour cream (r.)

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11. Secretly replace his cologne with gorilla pheromones and point him towards a monkey house.
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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12. Extract his email password and use it to start a "419" scam in his name.

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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.

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Caliente
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13. Write fun slogans on his manly chest.

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Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ!
CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?

Context... who needs it?

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Quislet, Esq
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14. Put him on a plane to Baghdad and tell him there is an important reinsurance meeting there.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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