"Dev here...it's way to early, so I hope this is iimportant."
<Dev listens as the hasty explanation is given.>
"You woke me up because Lash is having problem with feces on his face? I don't care what he does on his personal...Oh, okay then. Why didn't you just say that first. I'll be right there."
<Dev looks at his wife.>
"Gotta go, Lash has been beaten and needs help."
"Did he pick up the wrong guy again?"
No, he...well he might have, but this is something different...I think. Still too tired to really sort out what Cobie was talking about. I'll be back later.
<Dev gets up, rouses Furball from the other room and after some more incomprehensable explanation, they head out the door.>
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Meanwhile, Eryk Davis Ester had *finally* found the time to go on his long-awaited date with Kid Gender Stereotype Reversal II, when Officer Anthony "Lard" Taylor pulled up in a space squad car.
"Hey 'bro! Big news on the omni-wire! You best hear this!"
"*Gulp!" said EDE, "KGSRII will never forgive me if I break our date..."
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Meanwhile, Cobalt Kid cradled the dying Lash Lad in his arms, while trying to use his healing powers to save him!
"*tee hee*", said Space Tart, "I always wondered when I'd have a threesome with Lash and Cobie!"
"Bloody Liberty, Spacey, not now!" said Cobalt Kid, "can't you see while we're vulnerable, that giant rack that ensnared me in post #1 is liable to attack again?"
And quite suddenly with that comment,...
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SharkLad emerges from his tank wearing Mickey Mouse ears and carrying a suitcase.
"Sprock, I'd really like to help you guys out with this, but I'm headed down to Orlando for a week on a, um, top secret mission."
"SharkLad, over and out."
And quite suddenly with that comment...
-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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...a nubile young mermaid leaped out of Legionnopolis Harbor, changing form so she had legs and joined the two of them! She was completely naked from the waste down though her top half had that cool coconut shells type mermaid thing going on.
"LMBers!" she said, "I dreamed of the danger you would be in and came to help! You see, I am a mermaid with the powers of Dream Girl. They call me...WET DREAM!"
Suddenly...
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...Wet Dream screamed, "Lean on this beam or forever be seen as not clean!" Then she removed the shells covering her hooters and leapt into Furball's arms.
"Not clean?" Is this an Abin Quank thing Dev asked right before...
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...a giant rack suddenly captured them all! Antler Lass surprised no one, revealing herself after her giant rack had attacked them several times in this tag team already.
"LMB, you must die!" she said. "Otherwise, our leader Captain Lightbulb will..."
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