Could this be politically motivated? After all, MLLASH is now Deputy Leader.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... he did make a lot of campaign promises.
Maybe the anti-extra puppies and kittens crowd is responsible?
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Are you sure it wasn't just his regularly-scheduled, richly-deserved beating?
Posted by Dev Em on :
snip
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Round-up the usual suspects!
That's gonna take a few days.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I didn't think I'd have to show everyone my big stick so soon after the election, but I'll do whatever it takes to make it clear that NOBODY ATTACKS LASH ON MY WATCH!
Prepare the BIG MISSILES!
Posted by MLLASH on :
*hanging on by a thread*
Posted by MLLASH on :
...boy.... faces....
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Lash, hang on!!!
There are so many things I've wanted to tell you but haven't had the chance! Like, did you know I hate samba music?! And I never told you this, but the whole neon plaid trend is really getting on my nerves because, come on, how many people can pull off neon plaid?!! And the birds, Lash, the birds are returning!!! And the guy at the gym who keeps checking me out?!!! I finally saw his butt in the locker room, Lash!!! It was a really good one, too!!! And, Lash, listen to me, I suspect that marzipan will probably NEVER catch on on this side of the Atlantic!! And..well...Okay, so that's kind of everything I've never told you, but still....
Hang on, Lash!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Stay with us, Lashie! You can make it!
Think of your friends! Think of your fans! Think of... think of the countless... candid photos of Ram Boy you have yet to dig out of Cobie's files!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Oops! I wasn't supposed to mention those, was I, Cobie?
Posted by dedman on :
Lash, Hang on...I need more starsearchers!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Lash, if you can hear me, do NOT go into the light!
And also,
You WILL buy Ram Boy a new mink coat. You WILL buy Ram Boy a new mink coat.
Posted by MLLASH on :
...mink... marzipan...
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
oh hell no. somebody's gonna die slow for this. he's gonna be the boy with 1000 *ssholes when i'm done.
Posted by MLLASH on :
boy... holes...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Okay, he's slipped into a Wet Dream now so everyone BACK UP!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Bad time to bring out the paddles, eh? Posted by Disaster Boy on :
wait let me try slapping him first. <SLAP!>
no good. shall i try again?
Posted by Dev Em on :
YES!!!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Oh GOD, YES!!!
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
<after 15 minutes>
all this slapping ... i'm starting to break a sweat.
i guess it is time for the paddles. just let me connect them to the city electric grid....
ah, there we go. all yours Taylor!
<puts on sunglasses>
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Who could have done this??? What diabolical villain could be behind it?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Pov's... sentient... pants...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
three words that do *not* belong together! It must be a clue!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Hmmm, I'm only a recreational detective, Kent, but, if you take the first two letters from the first clue -PO- then take the middle letters from the second clue - ENTIE- and finally take the last three letters from the last clue - NTS, then smoosh them all together ( a little trick I learned from Electric Company) it clearly spells out POENTIENTS!
Poentients could only be ONE thing! Evil, depressing robots controlled by Edgar Allan Poe's bottle-upped brain!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
By the Bristling Beard of Mordru!
Every few posts on this page reveals yet another menace that participated in the attack on Lash Lad!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Has anyone checked out FunkyFish1991 ?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(Gasp!) Is Quis now profiling lurkers?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Someone's got to! They just show up and watch, and watch, and watch...
<cue scary music>
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Er... did we ever resolve this?
Posted by MLLASH on :
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