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Originally posted by Stealth:
Grunge never sold out, maaaaan!

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You would totally borrow my flannel if your wife wasn't the suspicious type. Don't lie now.
 

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Posted by Stealth on :
 
Shyeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
It's nice talking to myself, A credit to dementia
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
[wonders if it's appropriate to say "butt" on dedman's thread...]

Black Watch flannnel is sexy no matter who's wearing it. Don't let anyone claim otherwise.

Royal Stewart is nice, too.


 

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Posted by cleome on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by dedman:
It's nice talking to myself, A credit to dementia

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quote:

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Originally posted by cleome:
[wonders if it's appropriate to say "butt" on dedman's thread...]

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Not my thread, this one is all about you!
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
speaking of butts, how about the following?

Boy! ... Your soul better belong to Jesus! ...
Hmmm-mmm cause your ass belongs to me!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Wait! That belongs on a totally different thread!
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
It does?
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 


Maybe my sig line should be a daily-revolving assortment of bad pick-up lines as the count-down to the new Legion comic continues.
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
you want bad pickup lines, i got tons of 'em...here's one that worked for me on multiple occassions...

"Hi, I'm an artist. I'd love to draw you"
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
No, please, don't get up on my account...
 

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Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Deliveries in the rear
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
That could be Lash's sig
 

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Posted by Exnihil on :
 
"Hey, eyes down here, buddy!"
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"
 

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Posted by Jerry on :
 
Cats. The number one cause of adult illiteracy.
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
Girls want to meet a boy in the park,
Boys want to park their meat in a girl.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Should I wait until after Lent is over to use "meat" jokes? I don't want to offend the faithful... any more than usual.
 

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Posted by Jerry on :
 
We would be more offended if you didn't offend us.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
"I have nothing to complain about."
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
"I have nothing to complain about."

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I'll have to beat rickshaw1 in a game of checkers for the right to use that one. Just so it's not arm-wrestling. Carpal tunnel, doncha' know...
 

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Posted by Officer Taylor on :
 
"Honk if you're horny!"
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
Cleome's not here maaannnnnn
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
No rest for the wicked...I must be a saint
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
" I'll have to beat rickshaw1 in a game of checkers for the right to use that one. Just so it's not arm-wrestling. Carpal tunnel, doncha' know..."

Pfft. Never happen.

I would be a gentleman and say "i got nuthin'" but that isn't true.

1- Either of Marge's sisters...."uuuunnngggghhhhh"

2- is highly profane, but my wife would get it in an instant...and laugh, but not in a maliscous(sp?) way.
 

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Posted by Dingleberry Damsel on :
 
Bathing? That's so borgueois!
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
If you think *I'm* Green, you ought to see my fungal infection!
 

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Posted by Dingleberry Damsel on :
 
It's not easy being Green.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 


(I'd add more, but I'm tired.)
 

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Posted by Officer Taylor on :
 
Don't talk to me unless you're gonna open with a poop joke!
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
If you think I'm Red, you should see my athlete's foot!
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
Wanna look in my boob window?
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
My other eye is from Ekron.


 

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Posted by cleome46 on :
 
One thousand posts to go!

(Until, well... you know...)


 

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Posted by Viridis Lament on :
 
I love politics!!!
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
I'm baking a gingerbread voodoo doll of YOU.
 

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