3. Dress him in drag and take pictures!
Posted by MLLASH on :
4. Get him more booze!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
5. Postathon!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
6. In the nude!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
7. Have him immitate Matter-Eater Lad by eating everything in sight.
Posted by MLLASH on :
8. In the nude!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
9. Ohmygod! In the like... Nude?
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
do i really only get 101? ; (
Posted by Mattropolis on :
There are so many things...
10. Make him watch reruns of Celebrity Apprentice over and over
Posted by SharkLad on :
11. Hug him and squeeze him and call him George ...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
12. crank up the jams and watch him DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
13. Get Ram drunk too and turn them both into marionettes?
Posted by cleome on :
14. Sing "Elvira" with him at the talent show, while waving around those little paper umbrellas.*
*While Ram Boy models his original "Mistress of the Dark" costume in advance of SDCC '10 Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
15. Toga party with bathroom towels!
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
16. and Youtube it.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
17. After he invariably passes out on the barcalounger, strip him down and then spritz him generously with body glitter. After that, give him a GINORMOUS shaving cream beehive before shouting in his ear, "You're on in ONE MINUTE, Lash"! As he's frantically stumbling for the stage entrance, guide him towards the front door having already made sure that someone is standing on the other side with a Polaroid camera to immortalize his "debut".
[ March 22, 2010, 09:02 PM: Message edited by: Ram Boy ]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I would SOOOO pay to see that
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
18. Paint eyeballs on his sunglasses.
Posted by dedman on :
19. Grease him up and put him in a wraslin' ring
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
20. Get him to compete in MMA by convincing him it's a great way to meet guys.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
21. When he gets up to use the guys room at the all-night burger joint (and he will), have everyone run back out to the car and get in. You then drive across the street where, after turning off the car lights, you can all watch through the big plate glass windows as Lash kermit-flails back and forth across the restaurant.
Posted by dedman on :
22. Put him on a street corner to preach how "The End is Nigh"
Posted by MLLASH on :
23. Make him deputy leader of the LMB!
Posted by dedman on :
24. post-a-thon!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: 23. Make him deputy leader of the LMB!
yeah right, we're not the ones who are drunk ...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
25. Celebrate Lash Day!
Posted by MLLASH on :
26. Order him jalapeno poppers and quesadilla wraps at the local late-night delivery place!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Now I can't sleep and it's too late to take sleeping pills....
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
27. Crank call random members of the British Royal Family.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
28. Rearrange his apartment
29. Tell him that the really cute guy at the end of the bar just said Matter-Eater Lad is a wuss.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
30. take him to an Army recruiting station and tell him it's Legion tryouts.
Posted by Dev Em on :
31. Get him even drunker.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: 30. take him to an Army recruiting station and tell him it's Legion tryouts.
best. one. yet.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
32. Get him to start wildly creative threads he won't remember later.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Write "shameless hussy" on his forhead in red lipstick...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
34. two guys and a girl, all in costume, kidnap him to Arcosanti and tell him they've brought him to the 31st century to join their Legion.
Posted by Karie on :
35. Pinata. (not actually make him one, it's always just fun to see inebriated ones attempt to attack it)... Then again... I've never seen a human one before. Who has a camera?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Well, I'm off to meet some pals... drinking will no doubt be involved... see ya'll later!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
36. Take him to a strip club and let him loose.
Posted by cleome on :
37. Float him in the center of a kidney-shaped pool, on a raft shaped like a great big bag of... a certain crunchy ring-shaped snack!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
38. Make him think we stole his kidney!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
39. Paint him blue and tell him he's the new Talokian planetary champion.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
40. Paint him GREEN, wake him up and tell him that he has 4 minutes to save the world with his superior Coluam intellect...
Posted by cleome on :
41. Paint him orange and ask him if that's a real pair of swim trunks or just a clever shapeshifting trick.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
42. Vegas, Baby!
Posted by MLLASH on :
What happens there, stays there.... unless I take it back to Tennessee 'twixt my teeth!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
43. Drag his drunk butt to the all-night wedding chapel and marry him!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
44. Start a new Web cam site: www.watchlashdancetothehitsofthe70s.com Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
45. Sign him up as the official Funyons spokesman!
Posted by cleome on :
46. Trick him into revealing all his passwords and PIN numbers!
Posted by cleome on :
47. Square him off against Drunken Cobie in a poetry slam!
Theme: "An Ode to Hydrogenation"
Posted by Ram Boy on :
A Cobie-MLLASH drunken poetry slam would be the classiest event Legion World has ever held, cleome!
I'm already picturing Lash with a pretty, pretty turban on his head ŕ la Lord Byron. Only his would be backwards and hanging over his face.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
48. Dress him up funny and take photos to post on Facebook. Get discouraged when you realize he's posted even weirder pictures of himself on Facebook
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
49.
Gone, gone form of Lash, drink more booze, smoke this hash! Posted by Ram Boy on :
50. Call him up and tell him you're a detective investigating a WHIRL trafficking ring.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
51. Ten minutes later call him up and tell him you're WHIRL trafficker who's just heard from your connections that he sang like a FAT-MOUTHED canary and you're PISSED!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
52. Fifteen minutes later call him up and tell him you're a FAT-MOUTHED canary and you're pissed that he and his drug-trafficking pals are using you as a comparison for bumbling fools!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Posted by MLLASH on :
BAH!!!!!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
heh
Posted by Kent on :
53. make him spokesman for the Straight Buddies of Rimbor.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
54. Sell him to white-slavers for 25 bucks and a bottle of apple schnapps.
IMPORTANT REMINDER - Remember to mark "All Sales FINAL!" on receipt.
Posted by Kent on :
55. buy a chintzy plastic ring at the dollar store, put it on Lash's finger and tell him he's now a Pink Lantern.
Posted by cleome on :
56. Dismantle his car, reassemble it on the roof of his home, then leave him in the driver's seat to sleep it off.
Posted by SharkLad on :
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