1. Dev gets into some sort of row with Everyday Girl.
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2. Dev's new abdominal bullet-holes inspire a new trend in body piercings.
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3. Cobie tries to date all of Abin's alts.
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4. MLLASH goes postal
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5. ...sans towel, even.
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6. Lardi needs a hug. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
7. Our fine art collection is exchanged for pictures of Dogs Playing Poker and black velvet Elvis.
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8. Axl Rose gets sympathy
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9. Lardi hugs a passerby, who is never seen again.
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10. There is no item #10.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: 3. Cobie tries to date all of Abin's alts.
Just for the record, and I might add this is in no way a defense of anything Cobalt Kid has ever done or not done, he has never tried to date either Stoopid Cat or myself...
But, who knows... stranger things have happened.
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11. Zardi gets all crazy with them there ellipses.
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12. The plural form of Ellipse is discovered to be Ellipisi, rather than the bastichsized ellipses.
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Isch ga-bibble!
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13. Ram Boy busts out some faux-Yiddish
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14. Ram Boy's fake yiddish makes Zardi Disappear!
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (That might have won him the election right there!)
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15. LW starts clamoring for more Ram Boy yiddish.
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16. Furball sheds all over the carpeting.
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17. Rocky learns to fly!
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18. Dedman convinces Rokky he can fly...and one emergency room trip later...
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quote:Originally posted by Dev Em: 18. Dedman convinces Rokky he can fly...and one emergency room trip later...
Good thing I'm a licensed ambulance driver!
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19. Lardy mentioned to me when I created the 141 Things that follow in the Wake of Exnihil how similar it was to the 101. Things to go wrong in Kent Shakespeare's Absense, and now I am compelled to add this to the comparison. That makes 744 things that can go wrong if Kent and Cleome leave for a day and Ex arrives that morning Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
20. I win the "Kill This Thread" thread.
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21. Ohmygod! I like win the Shoot Holes In Cobalt's Liquor Cabinet Contest.
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22. Someone, who shall remain nameles, considers sedating Everyday girl for a short time.
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23. Everyday Girl runs out of ammo
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24. Nightcrawler sends everyone's alts to military school to learn proper discipline and appropriate use of firearms.
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25. The corner store runs out of pepsi
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26. Paris Ramada, Paris Westin and Paris Clarion suddenly become talentless celebrities too.
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27. Paris Hilton starts boozing up Paris, France
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28. Dev thinks up 5 more inane threads to start.
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29. Abin becomes an art critic.
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30. Officer Taylor chips a tooth whilst taking a bite out of crime.
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31. Officer Taylor looses lunch when he realizes that wasn't crime he bit into.
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32. Ken Burns cancels his highly anticipated sixty-four hour documentary on the history of the Legion of Superheroes, which would have included in-depth interviews with all of us!
Damn that cleome!
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33. I get 1500+ posts...okay so it was over a month, but still.
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34.The 1980's revival segues into a 1780's revival and we all have to dress like periwigged dandies.
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35. The Ken Burns LSH documentary project is taken over by VH1 with various C-Level comedians and celebrities providing commentary. Not surprisingly, this includes Rob Liefield, Mark Hammill and Cobalt Kid.
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36. It rains...and then rains some more
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37. Wet farts abound.
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38. Fungal infections spread.
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39. The shortest distances between two points is no longer a strait line.
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40. Kent returns but starts using Lardy's old avatar, which confuses me every time he posts!
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He's annoyed and getting revenge because I'm using a Kent Shakespeare avatar, deds--even though he rarely uses that particular one! I couldn't find any other damn avatar that looked both a little like me and like a cop. Posted by cleome on :
41. France Joli suddenly becomes a household name again.
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42. The name "cleome" comes to mean "she who wanders away and then wanders back".
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quote:Originally posted by cleome: 41. France Joli suddenly becomes a household name again.
43. "Come to Me" becomes Canada's national anthem.
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44. Exnihil's Scary Things go on strike, demanding a better pension plan and a shorter work week.
44a. Loser Lad's Freaky Lies refuse to cross the picket line.
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quote:Originally posted by He Who LSHes:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: 41. France Joli suddenly becomes a household name again.
43. "Come to Me" becomes Canada's national anthem.
Buddy, that IS our national anthem. Posted by Legion Tracker on :
45. Our minds never leave the gutter.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: 45. Our minds never leave the gutter.
You mean they did before?
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quote:Originally posted by future king:
quote:Originally posted by He Who LSHes:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: 41. France Joli suddenly becomes a household name again.
43. "Come to Me" becomes Canada's national anthem.
Buddy, that IS our national anthem.
Hm. It would make a good tourism jingle.
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46. becomes the new 37.
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47. Purple becomes the new black.
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48. We all decide that posting on a message board is just not worth the time, and give all our post counts to some newly registered member named Rob Leifeld.
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49. We all forget exactly who Rob Leifeld is.
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50. Rob Liefeld actually registers on LW and bombards us with his "fan art".
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51. Somebody tries to eat a whole serving of Marie Callendar's microwaveable "food" and fails miserably. (Seriously, that [bleep] makes Hot Pockets™ seem like legitimate lunchtime nourishment. Bleah!)
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52. Kelly Clarkson makes her latest comeback. Posted by cleome45 on :
52a. On a double bill with Creed. Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
52b. And a duet with Justin Bieber.
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52c. Hosted by Alan Thicke
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52d. and Cher.
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52e. Brought to you by the L. Ron Hubbard Foundation
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52f. Sponsored by Kool Aid
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52g. Hosted by Kanye West
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53. Kanye West is named sole moderator of the MMB.
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54. All the alcohol on Legion World turns into Gatorade.
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55. Skirt hems drop to an all time low.
Like really, really low.
Sub-Pilgrim low.
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56. Millions afflicted with the Alvin Virus, meaning they can only sing Christmas carols in super-high-pitched, mega-annoying voices.
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57. Coal in everyone's stockings!
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58. Everyone thinks that Kent Shakespeare is the name of that weird-haired news guy on The Simpsons. Posted by Ghost Girl on :
58a. And they're right!
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58b. He also dated the infamous Ann Hebistand.
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58c. Until she stopped taking his calls.
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58d. Doesn't anyone want to hear my side of the story?
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58e. No.
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59. "The Romney" is suddenly everyone's must-have hairdo at holiday parties. Posted by Power Boy on :
60. I burn my butt on he towel heater. Posted by Lad With Glasses on :
60a. We all sit funny for a week, in solidarity. Though we are too embarrassed to explain this to outsiders, who draw all sorts of inappropriate conclusions on the matter. Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
60b. We are reminded of that Lois Lane cover with stars coming out of her butt.
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60c. When we go back to sitting normally, outsiders still draw all sorts of inappropriate conclusions.
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60d. So we serenade them with James' 1990 UK Top 3 hit, "Sit Down."
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quote:Originally posted by Jerry: 60c. When we go back to sitting normally, outsiders still draw all sorts of inappropriate conclusions.
60e. And yet, I still can't get a date for New Year's Eve. Posted by Ghost Girl on :
60f. Lad With Glasses is peer-pressured into asking Ann Hebistand to be his NYE date.
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60g. When they marry, they receive a towel heater as a gift.
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60h. Power Boy receives a multitude of offers to rub burn cream on his butt.
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60i. but all those offers are from Lardy and GRL.
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60j. Thora just offers to flog him some more.
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60k. So does Abin.
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60l. And I'm pretty sure that's NOT burn cream. Posted by Power Boy on :
61. Ends up with grill marks on his butt. Now knows how a salmon feels. Posted by Power Boy on :
61b. Thinks maybe pork is a better metaphor. Posted by Power Boy on :
61c. Ends up double posting because of emotional trauma of the whole ordeal.
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62. Since corporations are legally people, Monsanto becomes the Republican frontrunner.
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63. Hugh Grant the crappy actor and Hugh Grant the corporate fat cat become indistinguishable from each other.
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63a. And they start hanging out at Hugh Grant Circle in the Bronx.
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quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: 62. Since corporations are legally people, Monsanto becomes the Republican frontrunner.
62a. Which leaves B of A to run as its opposition[sic].
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64. There suddenly start to be celebrities who are famous only for being famous.
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65. Bianca Jagger wins the Nobel Prize.
(Eh, come to think of it...) Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
66. Kim Kardashian gets elected.
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67. The clandestine cabal which she heads up (Cleome's Clandestine Cabal) really misses the lemon bars she brings to our super-secret meetings. The meetings she (our leader) arranged but then blew off.
As a result, we stop plotting and start arguing about what's in her lemon bar recipe.
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68. Lashie is indefinitely detained by the Sci-Cops... not because he's under suspicion, but because he has a cadre of secret admirers there.
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69. The crowbar goes missing and it's needed to repair the Time Bubble.
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70. All the keys to the washrooms get lost. We are forced to do our business in the kitchen sink.
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71. The geniuses at Tri-Met force their drivers to use tire chains even though there's no freakin' snow on the roads AT ALL!!
Click Here For A SpoilerWhich naturally means that no bus can achieve a speed exceeding 20 MPH even during rush hour, so nobody gets home from work in less than 90 minutes...
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72. Everyone else on Legion World decides to take up professional "Faux-gurt" squeezing, too.
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73. Pizza is declared to be a vegetable
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74. Grape and Tomato pie becomes America's official dessert.
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75. Quiche is banned worldwide. restaurants start selling Omelette Pie instead
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76. And they're made from the eggs of Vyrgans!!
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77. All our creativity vanishes. Told you cleome was the goddess of art.
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78. The hyperlink industry goes broke. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
79. All chefs lose their creativity and passion.
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quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: 78. The hyperlink industry goes broke.
Hey, c'mon now. Everyone needs a motif, and most of the really dynamic/sexy ones were taken by the time I moved here!
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80. Everyone becomes very unsexy.
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80b. The only shirt you're too sexy for is Joe Biden's.
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90. I forget how to count.
81. Picks up fried chicken from the corner place ... the fried chicken is suspicious but not as suspicious as the fries that come with it ... and they only had diet pepsi instead of diet coke. Diet Pepsi has one calorie while Diet Coke has 0. You need to consider every calorie when you're eating fried chicken.
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81. All coffeemakers stop working.
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82. The weekend is--- CANCELED worldwide!
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83. Posts at the same time as IB. Breaks Legionworld.net.
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84. IB and Peebz finish all the fried chicken...
85 ... and get gas from all the greasy fries.
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85a. Fried chicken replaced by Fracked Chicken, as part of America's new, "improved" domestic energy policy.
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86. All animals are declared sentient, and we can eat meat no more.
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87. Winter isn't just coming, but has arrived and brought the whole family
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88. I cannot think of anything good to put for 88, so this list suffers as a result.
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89. Kent cannot think of anything good to add to list threads.
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90. List threads suddenly go all meta on us.
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91. List threads start to mate.
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92. And spawn dozens of other list threads.
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93. Someone sneaks into the Titans forum while everyone's out shopping and pops all the bubble wrap. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
94. Kole is erased from existence Posted by cleome46 on :
95. Rude messages are hand-written on the inner flap of those free "gift paks" of kiddie vitamins that arrive in the day's mail.
(I had nothing to do with it, I swear! I was on my lunch break! It was totally some other temp's idea!) Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
96. Coffee stops tasting good and keeping us awake.
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97. The color green turns into a very bright yellow.
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quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: 94. Kole is erased from existence
Who? Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
98. Anonymous claims credit for preventing massive election fraud.
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99. The Kwai begin pooping while flying. Take cover!
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99a. Umbrellas and hats are retconned out of existence
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99b. holographic targets appear over your heads, with no way to get rid of them.
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100. All ice cream tastes like octopus tentacle.
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101. That crack in the living room ceiling gets bigger and bigger, until it finally takes on the appearance of Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
102. Lester Spiffany writes, directs and stars in a musical called "You're All Stupid All of You, Stupid Stupid Stupiiiiiiiiiid!"
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102b. And it sweeps the 3013 Tony Awards.
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103. And spawns three sequels.
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104. All of which star Snooki as Tiffany Spiffany
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105. And the musical's songs are played in public transport and elevators all over the country for a year.
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