3. You can't eat your meat if you don't have any pudding
Posted by dedman on :
4. The Every 10 years monster
Posted by dedman on :
5. Super Moby Dick OF SPACE!!!!
6. Celine Dion
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
7. The first, second and fourth clone of the Lindbergh Baby
Posted by dedman on :
8. The first 4 issues of "Brigade" along with their creator
Posted by Dev Em on :
9. Button fly jeans that move on their own.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
10. Alternate endings to all your favorite threads
Posted by cleome on :
10. Pat Boone in leather pants.
Posted by dedman on :
11. Alan Moore's Beard and all it contains
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
12. LMB Roleplays
Posted by cleome on :
13. Totally out of whack "moon cycles," if you're female.
Posted by dedman on :
14. Totally out of whack "moon cycles" if you're a werewolf. Female werewolves have it twice as bad.
Posted by Dev Em on :
14. Out of whack moan cycles...
Posted by dedman on :
15. The number 14 comes twice
Posted by Exnihil on :
16. The scariest thing I can think of following in the "Wake of Exnihil", is, of course, the "Funeral of Exnihil".
Posted by cleome on :
17. People buying Pabst even when they can afford something halfway decent. Posted by He Who Wanders on :
18. People buying Pabst for the wake or funeral of Exnihil.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by dedman: 15. The number 14 comes twice
19. The number 19 coming on the number 14
What? The spelling makes it not dirty!
Posted by dedman on :
20. Entropy Spinach
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
21. Scrappy Doo
Posted by dedman on :
22. The headless Horseman
Posted by Dev Em on :
23. Rob Leifeld as art director for DC comics.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
24. Evil Emperor Pyngwyn and the Blaine Fey of Earth-One.
Posted by Dev Em on :
25. Marvel decides to sell the Ultraverse to Legion World...for 1 Billion dollars.
Posted by dedman on :
26. The Loser Lad S&M video
Posted by cleome on :
27. Another Legion appearance on Smallville, but this time they're all portrayed as finger puppets.
Posted by Lardi on :
28. 11 of the Lindbergh baby clones take over all positions on the Detroit Lions--and the team improves!
Posted by Dev Em on :
29. Lardi's gas is worse than normal.
Posted by SharkLad on :
30. Shrinking Violet rebooted as a beaver
Posted by cleome on :
31. Squirrel Girl marries Dr. Doom
Posted by Lardi on :
32. Roadkill return...as zombies!
Posted by cleome on :
33. Matt and Foggy quit the law biz, and open their own B&B in the heart of Victoria, B.C.
Posted by dedman on :
34. The creature from the Black Lagoon
Posted by Stealth on :
34b. Angelina Jolie with no hair -- same thing, really.
Posted by Lardi on :
35. This thread being barely distinguishable from the "Things that go Wrong in Kent Shakespeare's Absence" thread.
Posted by Stealth on :
36. The realization that such similarities between threads has never stopped us before. Posted by Lardi on :
37. A dust cloud, a la Pig Pen.
Posted by Stealth on :
38. Eva Longoria without makeup.
Posted by cleome on :
39. That ONE pebble that you just can't get out of your shoe!!
Posted by dedman on :
40. Kent is revealed to be a Lindberg baby clone
Posted by Stealth on :
41. Marvel does a mini-series about the intended ending to the Spider-Man Clone Saga.
(Oh, wait...)
Posted by dedman on :
42. Jaws (the bond villian, not the shark..though the shark is kind scary too)
Posted by Dev Em on :
43. The Shark from Jaws insists on being called by his true name. Bruce.
Posted by SharkLad on :
44. Bruce malfunctions ... and sinks to the bottom of Martha's Vineyard bay again
Posted by Dev Em on :
45. Steven Speilberg contacts Sharklad about doing a real Jaws sequel.
Posted by Stealth on :
46. Steven Spielberg announces plans for a fifth Indiana Jones movie.
Posted by Lardi on :
47. Cats coughing up furballs.
Posted by Stealth on :
48. Cats coughing up SENTIENT furballs!
Posted by Exnihil on :
49. My younger brother, Wy-nihil
50. Even worse, our French cousin, Ze-nihil
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Nobody keeps track of what number this is
Posted by Stealth on :
52. A crappy DC comic titled 52.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
53. A crappy DC comic titled...well, just about all of their titles save a handful.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
54. People replace coffee served in fine restaurants with instant coffee crystals.
Posted by Stealth on :
55. The odor on Crystal Bowersox's dreads.
(Sorry, Lash.)
Posted by Dev Em on :
56. A nice aromatic smell.
Posted by dedman on :
57. Scary Spice
Posted by Stealth on :
58. 100,000 used video copies of "Spiceworld."
(Sorry, Deirdre my love)
Posted by dedman on :
59. Another Twilight movie
Posted by Stealth on :
60. Another Brick in the Wall
Posted by dedman on :
61. Yellow Snow
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
62. Frank Zappa Zombie
Posted by dedman on :
63. The Blob
Posted by cleome on :
64. Shakespeare The Blob In Love Posted by Stealth on :
65. The 1988 Blob remake.
Posted by dedman on :
66. a coven of Cenobites
Posted by SharkLad on :
67. Return to Love Canal
Posted by Lardi on :
68. Sentient man-boobs
Posted by cleome on :
69. Click Here For A SpoilerThis post has been deleted because it was too filthy and deranged even for this board. Sorry. Posted by dedman on :
70. a chiahuahua carrying Paris Hilton in a purse
Posted by Lardi on :
71. Chia pets
Posted by Stealth on :
72. Low-budget educational cartoons.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
73. Educational film strips, complete with beep advising one to advance the frame.
Posted by Stealth on :
74. Educational live-action short-subjects of the kind that they use to show before the main feature on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Posted by dedman on :
75. Jersey Shore, all day long
Posted by Stealth on :
That IS scary!
76. Kardashians, all day long.
Posted by dedman on :
77. Hordes of Zombies
Posted by Stealth on :
78. The theme music to "Zombi 2" on a loop.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
79. The ghost of Soupy Sales.
Posted by Stealth on :
81. Chicken a la King
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
82. The Ghost and Mr. Chicken a la King
Posted by cleome on :
83. Chicken a la King-scented "plug in" air fresheners
Posted by dedman on :
84. Chicken of the sea scented air fresheners
Posted by Stealth on :
85. The Barenaked Ladies rapping about Chinese chicken. Posted by dedman on :
86. Ronald McDonald
Posted by cleome on :
87. Arby's
Posted by dedman on :
88. Pennywise the Clown
Posted by cleome on :
89. Jerry Lewis in The Day the Clown Cried Posted by dedman on :
89. Insane Clown Posse
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
90. Inane Clown Posse
Posted by Dev Em on :
91. Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
Posted by dedman on :
92. A clown car
Posted by Dev Em on :
93. Illinois Nazis.
Posted by Lardi on :
94. Omen & Prophet-flavored Slurpees.
Posted by dedman on :
95. An Ed Wood movie
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
96. Really bad drag
Posted by cleome on :
97. Fishhooks that really do jump. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
98. a pimpmobile!
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: 98. a pimpmobile!
99.... made entirely of... CLAY!! Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome:
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: 98. a pimpmobile!
99.... made entirely of... CLAY!!
...Aikins' old stage outfits!
Posted by dedman on :
101. Zardi's lower body
Posted by Lardi on :
quote:Originally posted by dedman: 101. Zardi's lower body
Brr!
102. Zardi's best dresses
Posted by dedman on :
103. Zardi's consort, the wolfman
Posted by Lardi on :
104. Zardi's dignity
Posted by dedman on :
105. Zardi's hat
Posted by Lardi on :
106. Zardi's lovelife
Posted by dedman on :
107. Zardi's lover, an inflatable pig
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
108. The obsession certain LMBPers have with me...
Posted by dedman on :
109. The Zardi/Salad Tosser Lord/Pornis sex tape
Posted by Exnihil on :
110. Oddly specific count threads (not 1001... not 101... but 141?)
Posted by dedman on :
111. Another season of Jersey Shore
Posted by cleome on :
112. The knowledge that Zardi's hat is... actually just his hair with a whole lot of styling gel.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
113. Exxy's total incomprehension as to the special significance of the number 141.
Posted by Lardi on :
114. Danny Bonaduce
Posted by cleome on :
115. Worldwide acknowledgment that nothing's scarier than #114.
Posted by SharkLad on :
116. The wake of another beloved Legion World poster ...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
117. The final episode of Lost is a musical
Posted by Lardi on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: 117. The final episode of Lost is a musical
(I think that would be fuckin' AWESOME!
Jack: Live together! Die alone!
Hurley: Duuuuuuuude!)
118. The final episode of Lost performed by mimes.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
119. Lost: The Musical Mime Experience! becomes just as ubiquitous as the High School Musical franchise.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
120. DC Comics adopts Lost: the Musical to a graphic novel. Its a huge flop. DC pretends it was their idea of being edgy or taking risks.
Posted by cleome on :
121. Habanero-flavored Peeps.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
122. All the chocolate in the world turns to eggplant.
Posted by dedman on :
123. Alien vs Predator 3
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
124. Lori Morning, in the flesh.
Posted by cleome on :
125. A remake of Electric Dreams.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
126. An even newer phone hits the retail market and everyone rushes once again to get it.
Posted by Dev Em on :
127. William Shatner in HS romantic comedy...as the lead.
Posted by Lardi on :
128. Joe Piscopo...returns! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Dev Em: 127. William Shatner in HS romantic comedy...as the lead.
129. Shatner reimagines his lead character as a vampire but doesn't tell the director.
[ March 18, 2010, 07:23 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
130. Ohmygod, like Mr Numfy-el shows up at the premere and tells bad Shatner jokes until Miss Harbinger buries him under a pile 60's Go-Go Boots.
Posted by Dev Em on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: 126. An even newer phone hits the retail market and everyone rushes once again to get it.
129. Shatner reimagines his lead character as a vampire but doesn't tell the director.
131. Cobie apparently starts quickquoting wrong posts for fun.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
132. Posters are forced to sneakily edit their posts to save face!
Posted by Dev Em on :
133. Everydy girl say ohmygod before anything else.
Posted by SharkLad on :
134. High School Musical 4: The Legion Academy
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
135. Villain of High School Musical 4: Shatner, as a vampire teenager named Vlad Lindbergh.
(Twist ending is its a clone of the Lindbergh baby)
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Dev Em: 133. Everydy girl say ohmygod before anything else.
Ohmygod! Mr Dev'em, I get serious and drop the valley girl mannerisms. <Twin 9mm Barretta SLK Mod pistols appear in her hands> when it's time to kick some ass.
<Her twin demons, Nobody and No One, who look like 18 inch tall versions of Cobalt Kid and EDE, appear holding targets. one on each side, both slightly behind her.>
Blam-Blam-Blam-Blam-Blam-Blam
Six in the black Mr Dev'em. I don't miss, ever...
[ March 18, 2010, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by cleome on :
Can't I leave you people alone at home for onelousyworkday without this sort of thing happening?!
136. Real blood in the Bloody Marys. Again.
Bleah Posted by Dev Em on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Can't I leave you people alone at home for onelousyworkday without this sort of thing happening?!
snip...
137. Cleome inadvertantly comes up with another thread idea.
Posted by cleome on :
138. Thread clones invade Newsrama, the DC message boards, AND the Major Spoilers boards and start World Internet War III.
Posted by cleome on :
139. All the communion wafers are mysteriously replaced overnight with-- THIN MINTS!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
140. Girl Scouts revealed to be the Tea Party's mastermind.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
141. Adolf Hitler's brain-in-a-jar, secret mastermind of all the world's evil, turns 121! Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
142. Confederate Day in several states just "happens" to be right around the same time.... hmm....
Posted by Ram Boy on :
144. Lindbergh Baby Clone references make a comeback on the MMB.
Posted by cleome on :
145. Cobie uses Spellcheck religiously at all times. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
146. cleome stops using Hyperlinks in almost every post.
Posted by cleome on :
147. cleome and Ram Boy are caught together in a luxury underground bunker. Their respective partners are, naturally, livid. The two deviants try and blame the whole thing on Senator Graham's antics or just a bad batch of hair tonic, but nobody is fooled.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
148. the north Atlantic is covered in volcanic soot.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
149. LMB Applicant Volcano Girl is admominshed for really screwing up her display of powers in the 21st century. Office of Security forced to cover it all up.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
150. We lose all track of counting and don't realize we've passed 141 nine numbers ago!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
151. Hitler apparently no longer tops off lists of scary things.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(Hitler is sooooo 20th century)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
152. Awesome beards
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
153. Miner returns
Posted by cleome on :
154. Plush toys of LMB top posters
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
155. a porn parody of the old Adam West Batman series
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
156. ...and it stars Otie.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
157. ...and Courtney Love.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
158. ...and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
159. ...and its musical score is by Ke$ha
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
160...written by "Justin Thyme" Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
161. ...directed by Uwe Boll.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
162...based on the sexy, true story of Shelley Winters.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
163...as narrated by Burl Ives.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
164...filmed in black and white, using chocolate syrup as lubricant.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
165. Discussion of Batman porn takes up 10 posts on a list. And now 11!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
166. Speculation about the exact nature of the pairings in said porn drives Lardy insane! (and the total posts to 12 )
Posted by cleome on :
167. cleome feigns total lack of knowledge regarding the subject of the previous dozen posts, but nobody believes her.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
168. The scoffing continues.
Posted by Kent on :
169. ...with 60s-Batman full-screen graphics: "Wham! Pow! Scoff!"
Posted by cleome on :
170. Thanks to a bad day at the Campbell's Soup factory, millions of cans go to market mislabeled as "Scoff Broth."
Posted by Ram Boy on :
171. BP leases 24 more oil rigs under their alias "BP Smith"
Posted by cleome on :
172. "BP Smith's" true identity is revealed on 60 Minutes to be G.E. Smith, who then promises "to do for America's energy policy exactly what I've done for American popular music."
Posted by Kent on :
173. Rand Paul vanishes just as Exnihil goes on vacation.... hmmmm.....
Posted by cleome on :
174. Rush (the band) box sets fall from the sky, Biblical locust-style.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
175. Geddy Lee's vocals on the box sets are replaced with those of Mister Magoo.
Posted by cleome on :
176. ...and thanks to the usual shoddy conversion process, most listeners don't notice the difference for quite some time.
Posted by cleome on :
177. dedman quits his engineering gig to start up an empire of "soft rock" radio stations.
Posted by Kent on :
178. cleome becomes the chair of the merged DNC-RNC Political Hegemony Committee.
Posted by cleome on :
179. And her co-chair is Spiny Norman.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
180. The markets collapse.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
181. The flea markets collapse!
Posted by cleome on :
182. Everyone on Legion World shaves their heads, out of solidarity with Dev and deddy.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
183. Birthday cakes are banned.
Posted by cleome on :
184. Samantha Fox, Andrea True Connection, and Pia Zadora all restart their musical careers.
Posted by Kent on :
185. so does Debbie Gibson.
Posted by cleome on :
186. Then they all do a star turn as Meg, Jo, Beth & Amy on Broadway as the critics rave. Posted by Kent on :
187. a centennial remake of Birth of a Nation gets green-lighted for 2015 release.
Posted by cleome on :
188. And some muckety-muck at DC explains that their comic book adaptation of same is totally all about celebrating diversity.
Posted by Kent on :
189. Superboy-Prime is revealed to be the reincarnation of DW Griffith.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
190. Queen Elizabeth bitch slaps Lady Camilla Parker Bowles ostensibly over the last bread stick in the Royal Bread Basket, but probably over something much deeper...and darker.
Posted by cleome on :
191. The U.S. invades Great Britain, citing the imminent threat of too many stockpiled bread sticks.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
192. Conquered Great Britain renamed "Texas North".
Posted by Kent on :
193. The Monster Raving Loony Party finally becomes Britain's dominant political party.
Posted by cleome on :
194. The MRLP squares off with General Zod's forces live on CNN.
Posted by Kent on :
195. Ragnorak.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
196. Chupacabras in Washington, D.C.
Posted by cleome on :
197. Cummerbunds made of recycled plastic are the Fall season's must-have fashion item.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
198. Skeletons. Of babies.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
199. Blackest Night, except with resurrected comic book fanboys.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
200. The sun fails to rise.
Posted by cleome on :
201. Salmon swim downstream to spawn.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
202. Meatloaf comes to Legion World to spawn.
Posted by cleome on :
203. "Salmonloaf" is the new Hanson.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
204. Salmonloaf's new CD, I'll Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Sing In Tune tops the charts for six months.
Posted by cleome on :
205. Nobody can discern Weird Al's Salmonloaf parody from the real thing.
Posted by cleome on :
206. Senor Widebottom now Senator Widebottom.
Posted by Kent on :
207. and he's holding hearings on anti-truss legislation.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
208. But he has very little in the way of support.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
209. Puns run rampant.
Posted by Kent on :
210. The Joker stops laughing.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
211. The Nosferatu unionize.
Posted by Kent on :
212. Vampires and werewolves start coming out in daylight.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
213. Legion Worlders are asked to "Batten Down the Hatches".
Posted by Exnihil on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: 213. Legion Worlders are asked to "Batten Down the Hatches".
Shucks, that won't be scary. Scary fun, maybe... Posted by Kent on :
214. Hatches refuse to be battened down.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
215. Mint copies of Adventure #247 appear out of nowhere, dangling just out of your reach, then abruptly vanish.
[ August 08, 2010, 06:33 AM: Message edited by: Abin Quank ]
Posted by Kent on :
216. Rockhopper gains a sidekick named Bullwinkle.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
217. Abin retroactively numbers things.
Posted by Kent on :
218. Abin's dentures start strategically occupying tea cups ans part of their sinister plot for global domination.
Posted by cleome on :
219. All the food in the cupboards is replaced overnight with nothing but boxes of generic instant Mac 'N Cheese!
And it's a decade past its "sell-by" date, too! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
220. We eat it anyway.
Posted by Kent on :
221. Survivor: Apokolips!
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
222. I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Apokolips!
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
223. Jesus' image seen in cat's hairball
Posted by cleome on :
224. Satan emerges from a tube of Petromalt™!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
225. Coffee outlawed by Congress.
Posted by cleome on :
226. The First Lady guts food stamps so she can buy us all free Postum™. (Refusing to drink it is a fine-inducing offense.)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
227. Alt-IDs adopt and rework old comedy routines.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
228. After reading this thread I rather like this Exnihil person. He should make a fine lackey.
Posted by Kent on :
ouch! that's below the belt!
Posted by Ramble Damsel on :
229. Inspired by Teeds' classic shin-kicking, Ramble Damsel takes up ball-busting.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
230. Mullets make a comeback.
Posted by Kent on :
231. Broadway musical about 90s grunge.
Posted by Ramble Damsel on :
^232. ...featuring dancing syringes.
Posted by cleome on :
232a. ...with choreography by Twyla Tharp.
Posted by Ramble Damsel on :
232b. ...and synchronized vomiting.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
233. New Kids on the Block elected to Congress.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
234. Janet Jackson named Secretary of State. No, that's not scary enough. How about Hilary Clinton remains Secretary of State?
Posted by cleome on :
Fat Cramer:
[snip]
quote:No, that's not scary enough. How about Hilary Clinton remains Secretary of State?
FC, what flavo(u)r of Parisian macaroon do you want? It's yours.
Posted by cleome on :
235. cleome karaokes Janet's greatest hits. Wearing the full Jackson regalia.
Posted by Ramble Damsel on :
236. Fanfic Lass tries to convince Cleome and Fat Cramer to join her in forming a tribute act to the 80s girl-group Expose (Fanfic Lass gets to be Gioia, she called it first.)
Posted by Kent on :
237. Crocodile Dundee 4 not only comes out to further flog the dead horse - but is the best pick of the season. And yes, Shia LaBeouf is in it, to make it even worse.
Posted by Ramble Damsel on :
238. Cannibals reject Shia LeBeouf as too insipid and stringy to make even good soup stock from, so he lives on to continue his career.
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by Ramble Damsel: 238. Cannibals reject Shia LeBeouf as too insipid and stringy to make even good soup stock from, so he lives on to continue his career.
Posted by Ramble Damsel on :
Thank you.
239. Disney changes Donald Duck's nephews from kids to tweens in order to gain an even bigger piece of the tween market.
Posted by cleome on :
240. Donald starts wearing pants in public.
Posted by cleome on :
241. One hundred years of solitude.
Posted by SharkLad on :
243. trouser mice
Posted by future king on :
243b. super mutant zombie trouser mice from hell!
Posted by cleome on :
244. Dirty martinis with (ick!) actual DIRT in 'em!
Posted by cleome on :
245. Armies of sentient, carnivorous Xmas fruitcakes!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
246. Sand that eats people (really, somebody wrote a story about that.)
Posted by Exnihil on :
247. They'll make ear splitting noises deluxe, on their great big electro-whocardio schnooks.
Posted by future king on :
248. Cher, without all her makeup. Posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain on :
249. Survivor: Dan Didio's House!
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
250. Ten lords a'leapin'. Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
251. Four calling birds, three French hens, Two turtledoves, a partridge in a pear tree, and lots of bird poo.
(I know I said I'd stop with the poo jokes now that I've got a Nura avatar, but some bad habits are hard to break.)
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
252. Dream Girl inexplicably starts making poo jokes in the LSH book. Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
253. Nineties nostalgia. 'Nuff said?
Posted by cleome on :
254. The Cosmic Boy action figure, wearing a bustier made of flannel.
[ December 27, 2010, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
255. the illegitimate child of Denise Richards and Sammy Davis jr.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
^
256. Denise Richards without makeup.
Posted by kenaustin on :
257. The unfortunate end of Legiopardy. R.I.P. greatest of Legion games! Posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain on :
258. LWers lives ruined by Wikileaks.
Posted by future king on :
259. LWers not giving a rat's ass about Wikileaks information.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
260. KC & the Sunshine Band make a comeback.
Posted by future king on :
261. The lead singer of KC & the Sunshine Band, Harry Wayne Casey, appears on stage after 59 years of forced retirement, sporting his new "brown" hair color and botox smile. Get down TOOOOOO-NITE I say, sucka!
Posted by cleome on :
263. 7 or 8 consecutive nightmares that follow setting eyes upon the fish horror picture posted at the bottom of the previous page.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
264. Dingleberry bouquets for Valentine's Day instead of flowers.
Posted by future king on :
265. Snookie naked.
[ January 03, 2011, 07:29 PM: Message edited by: future king ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
266. The lovechild of Chief Lardy and Fart Girl
Posted by cleome on :
267. My karaoke rendition of The Supremes' "Love Child."
Posted by future king on :
268. My karaoke rendition of Cleome singing The Supremes' "Love Child".
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
269. The wreck of the Marie Celeste... manned by the crew of the HMS Pennifore!
Posted by future king on :
270. "Carrot Top" Scott Thompson finally cuts his hair and we discover that he's really Annie Lennox's bastard child from the 60's.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
271. Posted by rickshaw1 on :
272. Clymidia. Dirty girls just love him.
*The dirty girls have it, not Ex.
Posted by SharkLad on :
273. Smurfs... three pineapples tall
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
274. Bagels. Lots and lots of Bagels.
but no lox?!
Posted by future king on :
275. Joan Rivers' surgical organic leftovers.
Posted by cleome on :
276. Anchovy-chip cookies. Posted by rickshaw1 on :
278. Raves.
Posted by cleome on :
[they threw #277 into the Lazarus Pit, but no dice]
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
OOPSIE!
Posted by future king on :
279. We all get to see Joan Rivers without any makeup.
Posted by cleome on :
280. Serial vandals armed with BIG Sharpies draw Duchamp mustaches on all the Erin Gray 8X10 glossies.
Posted by SharkLad on :
281. The love child of Erin Gray and Spaulding Gray
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
282. The gray child of Angel Love and Courtney Love.
Posted by future king on :
283. Carrot Top has a new hit series, and everyone on the planet is forced to watch for its entire 8 year run.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
284. ^ even worse, it's a 'reality' show.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
285. ^ scarier still, Snooki makes regular appearances.
Posted by future king on :
285b. That would be so appropriate ... Carrot Top could feature equally talentless accidental celebrities like himself each week on this new reality show. I love it!
Posted by cleome on :
286. Worldwide shortages of Dr. Who memorabilia!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
287. Mother in laws.
Posted by cleome on :
288. Portuguese Man O'War invasions! (They're amphibious now!)
Posted by cleome on :
289. "Mancakes."
Kill me now. Posted by SharkLad on :
290. Mancakes the size of manhole covers
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
291. Mancakes won't come out of their closets.
Posted by Pov on :
292. Rob Granito is named the new Legion artist.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
292a. Bah! Y para postre, el "Daily Granito" imprime tonterias.
Posted by cleome on :
293. Rob Liefeld's one-man retrospective is NOT at the Museum of Bad Art!!
Posted by future king on :
294. Richshaw1 stops posting for one full day.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: 294. Richshaw1 stops posting for one full day.
295...and future king is the fill-in poster.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
296. . . . and Legion Tracker fills in for future king.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who LSHes: 296. . . . and Legion Tracker fills in for future king.
297....but instead of getting filled in, the post-hole just keep gettings bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and....
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
298. BLACK POST HOLE! Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
299. Post Hole is the New Black.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
300...and everyone who is on the LMB right now is transported to an unknown galaxy, and becomes "Legion Posters Lost!"
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
300. And in this new galaxy, the number system includes two 299s.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
301. . . . and it keeps changing!!!!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
723. It's a random number galaxy.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
-72. And no one know what number will pop up next.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
x+y...and Legion Tracker knows he's a goner because he can't remember algebra.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
x√24. Things get really scary when radicals invade the ship.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
quote:Originally posted by He Who LSHes: 296. . . . and Legion Tracker fills in for future king.
297....but instead of getting filled in, the post-hole just keep gettings bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and....
When you say it, it sounds so ..... dirty! Posted by SharkLad on :
307. Order from chaos
Posted by cleome on :
308. Celebrity wax lips. Julia Roberts and Mick Jagger are the top sellers at candy and toy stores across the nation.
Posted by future king on :
309. People start to buy misic again (like from a store, y'know? duh!). Posted by Legion Tracker on :
310. People panic because they're buying misic, and don't even know what it is...or when they're ever bought it before.
Posted by cleome on :
311. White pepper ice cream!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
312. After a thirty year hiatus, the New Zoo Revue returns to air.
AND THEY'RE ALL ZOMBIES!
Posted by cleome on :
313. Jewelery made from toggle bolts
Posted by future king on :
314. Hush puppies make a comeback. But with bling this time.
Posted by cleome on :
315. Solar-powered, er, "Adult novelties."
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: 310. People panic because they're buying misic, and don't even know what it is...or when they're ever bought it before.
Oh, ..... just caught my oopsie!
Posted by cleome on :
316. Zombie Twister™
Posted by cleome on :
317. Hundreds of helium-filled party sheep ascending Heavenward in their own personal "rapture."
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
318. The idea of "party sheep" catches on.
Posted by future king on :
319. The idea of "party sheep" doesn't catch on!
Posted by cleome45 on :
320. Beardless Alan Moore!
Posted by future king on :
321. I buy all of Britany Spears' records.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
319. Everyone begins speaking in limerick.
Posted by cleome45 on :
323. Even more numbering problems! Posted by He Who Wanders on :
320-322. Anal retentive measures to fill in gaps.
Posted by cleome45 on :
325,000,000 hits found for the word "anal" on Legion World.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
324-324,999,999. More gap filling. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
314,159,265. After trying to eat 50 Cadbury eggs, he is now haunted by a dare to eat 100 million pieces of Pi!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
325,000,001. Everyone's math skills deteriorate to the level that mine are at now!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
324,999,999. Every time there are six 9s in a numeric post, an Abin alt-ID mutates.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
100,019. Every time there is a prime number of six digits or more in a post, a new thread is born.
Posted by cleome46 on :
331. Bottled ships on the wall.
Posted by cleome46 on :
332. Natural rhythm for everyone, even hetero Caucazoids.
(This wouldn't be so bad by itself, but mr_cleome immediately decides that I've been replaced by an imposter a la' .)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
333. The hokey pokey really IS what it is all about.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
334. The villainous letter "O"
Posted by cleome46 on :
335. Starbucks'™ Pumpkin-Green Olive-Fois-Gras-Raspberry-Oakleaf Latte.
Posted by Power Boy on :
336. fat Power Boy from those delicious Starbucks'™ Pumpkin-Green Olive-Fois-Gras-Raspberry-Oakleaf Lattes.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
337. Snow, Snow everywhere there is snow
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
338. The snow fairy and her awful snow-white robes.
Posted by Exnihil on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: 334. The villainous letter "O"
Bah... that little "O" isn't all that scary.
I thought it was... at first... but that black diamond I mysteriously received in the mail a couple days back has been quietly whispering to me at night - telling me I shouldn't be afraid... that the "O" just wants to help me.
Hmmm... I just don't know...
Posted by cleome46 on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: 336. fat Power Boy from those delicious Starbucks'™ Pumpkin-Green Olive-Fois-Gras-Raspberry-Oakleaf Lattes.
336.5. Hordes of lovesick married ladies follow fat Power Boy around, touching his cape and demanding the chance to rub his belly for good luck.
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