I will be searching for proof this weekend. Mainly because his posts crack me up...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Aha! Here's an example I found right away on the Legion board:
"It drives me crazy, too, when aliens come and use their superior tickle-technology on me.
And that's why I wear tinfoil pajamas."
Posted by cleome on :
"I'd pray for all your souls, but really, what's the point?"
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I came in here to vote on my funniness, dammit.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
From the Post-Its thread:
"I'm back Legion World!
Just a few questions,
- Why did they give me a $200.00 cashier's check made out to Quis? - Where are all my porn...natural art magazines? - And why is my room filled with clocks? "
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
From that same thread:
"Lad Boy,
Will you marry me?
Rockhopper Lad,
- If LB says yes, will you be my best man? - If LB says no, will you marry me?
Ram Boy "
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I should also add that my grandmother would have also considered him "funny", but that was a euphemism for something else, as in this exchange:
Grammy: "Is John 'funny'?" My sister: "Yes, he has a great sense of humor." Grammy: "No, I mean is he, you know, funny?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Long-time Ram Boy afficianados know he is an aspiring Frito-Lay employee....
"According to my future employer, Frito Lay, delicious oniony Funyons are best when consumed by the "use by" date on the package. As a future company suck-up, I'll have to concur and add that it's probably not a good idea to eat them after that because you'll go into convulsions and then DIE!
Funyons - Eat them NOW or DIE!"
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Lardi on :
Aw, Ram Boy's pretty funny---but not as funny as that one poster who did that one thing that time in that thread that had that title on that forum. I'll never forget that!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Wasn't that Ram Boy posting under an alt id, Lardi?
Posted by Lardi on :
Nah, I think it was that other poster posting under that particular alt that had that one gimmick going for it and that popular catch phrase that everyone liked. Don't you remember, Cramey?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Oh, that one!
But Ram Boy is still pretty darn funny.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Say! what's this? I'm being heckled? In my "Very Best of..." thread?
You two in the front row, get with the program and start yukkin'it up or else Bouncer Boy will have to have a "talk" with you (and by "talk" I don't really mean "talk") (which is why I put it in "quotation marks").
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I wonder if the "Ram" in Ram Boy refers to some sort of sexual prowess? Being an LMBer, I figured it must.
Posted by Lardi on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I wonder if the "Ram" in Ram Boy refers to some sort of sexual prowess? Being an LMBer, I figured it must.
C'MON, Cobie!!! No LMBer would ever brag about their sexual prowess!!!! You're on notice, pal!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I've decided to not be the funniest poster? anymore. (Rocky, you can have the job? if you want it). Hence forth, I'm going to concentrate only on serious issues like, for example, World Economic Treaties. In case you're unaware, Economic Treaties is a very serious issue and needs all the attention it can get. Which is exactly why I'll be seriously concentrating on it.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Update!
I've just done some serious research on Wikipedia concerning Economic Treaties and have decided to put that one on hold.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Rammy,
I appreciate it, but I think you're still the funniest poster. I'll be glad to be first runner-up or Miss Congeniality or something.
Posted by Lardi on :
Rocky ain't NO flippin' Miss Congeniality to anyone!!! Posted by Ram Boy on :
lol - Sorry, Rocky. I'm not sure, but I think you've been fired as Miss Congeniality. If that's the case, let them keep their title but DO NOT give back the sash (unless it's sateen, of course).
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Aw gee! I always wanted to be Miss Congeniality! And believe me, Rammy, I'm a-keepin' the sash and the tiara, thank you very much!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
The earth is an insignificant, wet rock hurtling through a dark and dangerous universe.
Doom, I say.
I'm frightened for us all.
Posted by MLLASH on :
tee hee!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I need to read something funny, STAT.
Posted by future king on :
Even his name, when spelled backwards is funny ... Yob Mar! It sounds like the name of the caretaker of a Turkish bath.
... and I know this because?...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Let me guess?!
It's because you're the president of the Turkish Bath House Employees Union!
(Can you get me a discount on some towels?)
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
This thread tickles me.
Posted by Lad With Glasses on :
I thought I was being tickled by this thread, too. But then it turned out to just be a scratchy tag that I neglected to tuck properly into my shirt collar.
That's showbiz, I guess... Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Just because and to see this post again:
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Lash is right! Think big!
Ok, I'll give it a shot, Cobalt Kid (because you said to. Not because Lashy Pusherton did)
I AM LEGION WORLD'S MOST GODLIKE POSTER , AND YOU PETTY, SNIVELING, INSIGNIFICANT, LITTLE, TEENY-TINY HUMAN WORM-PEOPLE SHALL BEND BEFORE MEEEeeeEEE LIKE CANDLES BEND BEFORE A MAGNIFICENT SUN!
THUS SPAKE I!
I think I still need that cold shower.
Posted by Set on :
In the Adult Legion of Message Board Posters story, he's Ram Man.
No relation to the noodles.
Posted by future king on :
The funniest poster? Hmmm.... not sure about that.
He sure is the CUTEST though!
That's right, you heard me.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Futy, Futy, I've told you before, that title is already taken. Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Futy, Futy, I've told you before, that title is already taken.
Oh, jeez ... sorry! How could I forget??? Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I wonder if the "Ram" in Ram Boy refers to some sort of sexual prowess? Being an LMBer, I figured it must.
Actually, Ram Boy's power is the exact opposite of Space Tart's.
Where she can pull anything out of people's asses, Ram Boy can SHOVE anything INTO people's asses.
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