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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Uh oh... has HWW just been ousted from the team...?

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
I thought your post was nice!!

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Thanks.

The correct spelling is "melancholy."
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I miss spell check! Thank you!

And it occurs to me... I'll bet most of the threads me, Teeds and EDE killed are on the LEGION board...

Wow, HWW... is it odd that we've all been posting for so many years together? Or just oddly cool?
 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
I'll go for "oddly cool."

I was just thinking how different my life was in July 2003, when I posted that threadkiller. I was still typing obits for a living, my father had passed away less than a year ealier, and I had bought the car I still drive two months before.

I was a year and a half away from meeting the woman I would later become involved with. However, I had just joined a local comics creators network and would have my first story published in September.

My online LW relationships have lasted longer than some of my "real world" relationships of that time.

So, yes, "oddly cool."
 

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Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
I have perfected rattling on about nothing. I have perfectly rattled on about nothing all year.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
I suspect I shall always be an honoured member of the Threadkillers Guild and I appreciate this long overdue recognition.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 

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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Thanks.

The correct spelling is "melancholy."

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Perhaps he meant "meloncholy". Meloncholy being an abnormal state attributed to an excess of honeydew and characterized by fruitiness or flamboyance

[ August 27, 2009, 06:41 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
You could be right, Quis.

If one has too much honeydew, could one suffer from melonoma?
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
How many years do my victims have to retain their state of inertia before I can join?


 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
Well, it took the rest of us six years to get recognition . . .
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 


I'll go listen to the 825 LPs in the living room while I wait, unless I decide to hock them first.


 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I demand a list of the first LPs Cleome would listen to if this fact indeed comes to fruition! or Melonition... whatever...
 

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Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
Why didn't I think of hocking threads? Damn!
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I've hocked threads at the vintage store...
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
I demand a list of the first LPs Cleome would listen to if this fact indeed comes to fruition! or Melonition... whatever...

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I'd probably alternate the beginning and the end of the alphabet, until I got to the center of the collection. So I guess the first play would be Toshiko Akiyoshi's Kogun followed by an EP by the Lester Young Trio.

(Actually, that sounds like great chore-accompanying music. 'Scuse me.)
 

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Posted by LASHbrain on :
 
The least-popular thread on Legion World... IS BACK.
 

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Posted by LASHbrain on :
 

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Originally posted by LASHbrain:
Fun! I'm examining the last page on the MMB to see who posted last to the threads on them to form an all-new all-exclusive club...

From page 156 (the last page):

Fat Cramer

Matlock

The Big Bad

Freekdkid

Nightcrawler

Nardo

Eryk Davis Ester

Lightning Lad (x2)

He Who Wanders

CHARTER MEMBERS!

LL/Scott can be leader since he killed 2 threads and He Who Wanders gets to be the inspiration for the team since his post has kept a thread dead the longest!

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Hahaha... this is so bitchily humorous to me...
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
Looks like someone is making a run for Lightning Lad's position, though.

I smell a coup d'etat!
 

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Posted by He Who LSHes on :
 
I don't kill threads. I just put them to sleep for years at a time.
 

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Posted by Dev - Em on :
 
I feel like I kill more than my fair share at times.
 

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Posted by LASHbrain on :
 
Let's see who the current TKG members are... *checks last page of MMB*


Omni Craig
Lightning Lad
Lightning Lad
Lightning Lad
Greybird
Caleb
Fat Cramer
DrakeB3003
joe mondo
Lightning Lad
Owl Lad
Nightcrawler
Fat Cramer
Eryk Davis Ester
Varalent
Reep
Varalent
Kid Prime
Reep
The Man From Cargg
Fat Cramer
matlock
The Big Bad
freekdkid
Nightcrawler


This updated list of thread murderers has a few multiples!!!
 

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Posted by LASHbrain on :
 
The Threadkillers Guild needs more members... I'll pick an MMB page at random... how 'bout... page 15?

Now... WHO shall be inducted into this exclusive society:


future king
future king
Legion Tracker
future king
MLLASH
future king
future king
Candlelight
Pov
Pov
cleome45
future king
Exnihil
future king
future king
future king
future king
future king
future king
cleome45
KryptonKid
Kid Charlemagne
He Who LSHes
future king


*WHEW!* I made it-- I hate not being a member of exclusive LW clubs!!!
 

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Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
Lash just wants to be loved!!!! And maybe something else, going by this graemlin:
 

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Posted by LASHbrain on :
 
WHY WON'T ANYONE LOVE ME?!?!!?


 

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Posted by Dev - Em on :
 
I denote a trend there.
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
It is I, Thread Killer.

Who DARES disturb my beauty sleep with these silly ranting?

You small, worthless humans!!!
 

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Posted by Dev - Em on :
 
>raises hand<

Watcha gonna do 'bout it?
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Just because I didn't kill a thread on page 15 doesn't mean I'm some washed-up ex-threadkiller.
 

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Posted by LASHbrain on :
 
You're still in the Golden-Age Threadkillers Guild, Cramey!!

The page 15 bunch of us are Silver-Age group!
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Who are the jokers who killed all my statue threads? That list shall surely include several blood enemies! ( Or me.)
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
I did it.

Me and my little time machine.



Ppppppphhhhttt!


 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
I don't believe in killing threads. I'm a Living Thread proponent.

However, if page 15 is any indication, Future King should probably be wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask when he posts.
 

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Posted by future king on :
 

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:


However, if page 15 is any indication, Future King should probably be wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask when he posts.

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Is there an avatar for that?


 

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Posted by MLLASH classic on :
 
TOP MMB THREADKILLERS OF 2011

I went back exactly ONE year in time, and added up who had posted to the last 2 pages worth of threads from then! Here is what I came up with:


1. Rickshaw (15 threads)

2. Future King (7 threads)

3. Cleome (6 threads)

4. lilRhino (3 threads)

4. Rockhopper Lad (3 threads)

5. Lard Lad (2 threads)

5. Legion Tracker (2 threads)

5. Fanfic Lady (2 threads)

5. Lad with Glasses (2 threads)

5. Thriftshop Debutante (2 threads)

and the following each had ONE threadkilling post to the now-deadest threads of the past year:

Actor Lad

Spellbinder

Fat Cramer

Sarcasm Kid

Abin Quank

MLLASH

[ December 27, 2011, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH classic ]
 

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Posted by MLLASH classic on :
 
For comparison's sake, here's the top 10 posters of 2011 from HWW's thread:


1. future king—6802
2. cleome45—4802
3. Dev – Em—4634
4. rickshaw1—4120
5. Rockhopper Lad—3575
6. Invisible Brainiac—3542
7. Quislet, Esq. –3453
8. MLLASH—3398
9. Legion Tracker—3388
10. Lard Lad—2861
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
A Who's Who of Legion World's most vile villains!
 

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Posted by Dev - Em on :
 
The thread Killers...or top ten posters Cobie?
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
The thread killers are what I meant but I heartily welcome interpretations where I slander additional posters!
 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 

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Originally posted by MLLASH classic:
TOP MMB THREADKILLERS OF 2011

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I note that I am not on this list. I prefer to think of myself as a threadlifegiver than a threadkiller.
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
Of the Top 10 posters, only three (Dev-em, Quis and myself) aren't on the Top Threadkillers List.

I can only conclude that we have some as yet unidentified superpower that compels people to reply to our posts, and thus gives life to threads.

(edited for spelling)

[ December 28, 2011, 12:32 AM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
A Who's Who of Legion World's most vile villains!

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[preens]


 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 

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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
Of the Top 10 posters (of 2011), only three (Dev-em, Quis and myself) aren't on the Top Threadkillers List.

I can only conclude that we have some as yet unidentified superpower that compels people to reply to our posts, and thus gives life to threads.

(edited for spelling)

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quote:

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
...if this fact indeed comes to fruition! or Melonition... whatever...

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Fruit pun.

hmm
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Did you pop out of lurker mode just to point this out? Rest assured, that Fruitman freak has ruined fruit-related puns for me from now on! If his series lasted longer than THE HECKLER, I will PLOTZ.
 

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Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
 
Space-apple.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Fourth-Dimensional Apple?
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
lotus fruit!
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
THE 100th MMB PAGE THREADKILLERS

The following posters are the last posters to each thread currently found right now on the 100th page of the MMB:


legionadventureman

Faraway Lad

Kinetix

PolarBoy

Monkey-Eater Lad

Reboot

Kent Shakespeare

PolarBoy

Stealth

Monkey-Eater Lad

PolarBoy

Kent Shakespeare

legionadventureman (x3 in a row)

Stealth (x3 in a row)

PolarBoy

Yellow Kid (RIP!)

legionadventureman

Leap Year Lass

Joe-Boy (x2 in a row)

Faraway Lad
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Time to discipline these fiends!


 

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Posted by Viridis Lament on :
 
LAM killed a massive amount of threads (5 on one page)?

You HAVE to be just making this stuff up Lashie!
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
I think LAM and Stealth (Hi Fanfie) were just playing thread-killer tic-tac-toe. And both of them won!
 

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