Or "Things Everyone Will Hereby Immediately Forget In Order To Make The Galaxy A Better Place"
1. Barney The Dinosaur
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2. Pink Flamingos
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3. Kenny G
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4. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
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5. "You Light Up My Life." (Song, Film... Doesn't matter.)
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6. Duela Dent's death in Countdown.
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7. Countdown
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8. Rob Liefield. Don't know if I misspelled it right and I don't care.
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How DARE you make of my spelling mistakes. I oughta all over.
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Oh, and
9. Justice Legaue Unlimited's cancellation.
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10. One More Day Posted by Pov on :
11. Chris Brown- The Ike Turner of the new milennium
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12. Tim & Eric.
13. The Luther Burger.
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14. Screech's sextape Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
15. Home Alone 4
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16. Carl's Jr. (The ads, the "food," the clientele. Every damn bit of it, thankyouverymuch.)
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17. Jingle All The Way.
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18. John Rocker
[ March 17, 2009, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
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19. Metallic handbags.
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20. Stephanie Meyers.
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21. Manpanties
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22. Dream Boy
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23. LoSH Annual 4.
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24. Keith Giffen's Amethyst Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
25. Monstress' death.
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26. Kelly Clarkson's comeback single, "My Life Would Suck If Tone-Deaf Idiots With No Taste In Music Hadn't Turned This Piece-of-Sh*t Song With An Infantile Title Into A Hit"
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27. Day of the Dead 2
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(Why are these UK folks always so reticent on the subject of pop culture ? My, my...)
28. Julian Schnabel
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29. That Chuck Norris cartoon.
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quote:Originally posted by cleome:
(Why are these UK folks always so reticent on the subject of pop culture ? My, my...)
I'm not actually British, but I am an Anglophile and therefore quite flattered. Thank you.
30. Zero Hour
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(Ah, okay. It was the L.E.G.I.O.N. reviews that threw me. Carry on.)
31. The mating of coffee and [spew !] mint.
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32. The fifth season of Alias
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33. Issue 50 of the latest Legion of Super-Heroes boot.
34. Dave Cockrum switching companies and Nightcrawler becoming an X-Man instead of a Legionnaire.
35. Civil War and everything spawned off of it (herr Stark, Norman Osbourne, S&M Speedball, new, new, New Warriors, Secret Invasion, etc.)
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36. Most direct-to-DVD Disney films.
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37. The God awful camera angling in Sonic Adventure.
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38. 4Kids
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39. Men over the age of 30 wearing their hats backwards.
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40. Guys who wear black sandals with socks.
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41. Men under the age of 30... including...
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42. My boring excuse for a mid-life crisis (6/18/2007 - 6/18/2008)
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43. Anne Murray
44. Celine Dion
45. Michael Bolton
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46. Passion of the Christ. I don't care what anyone says I will be more than glad to see that 2 hour snuff film erased from the Earth.
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47. Fergie (Stacy the extremely annoying pop star, not Sarah the moderately annoying celebrity)
48. P!nk
49. Sheryl Crow
50. Dave Grohl
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51. That horrific PSA "Feed The Pig" campaign. [brrr]
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52. Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain [groan]
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Well it WAS the closest thing we got to new Tiny Toons and Animaniacs.
53. Superman: Brainiac Attacks
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(Dude. I like chocolate and peanut butter. Or lox and red onion, but that was more like... uh, chocolate and red onion... on a peanut-lox bagel.)
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54. Cough syrup.
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55. Those shirts they sell at Wildwood that have Mario, Spongebob, and Pokemon characters drinking and doing drugs. It was funny the first time but now it's annoying.
(Oh, and Cleome, I posted that KQ/PP drabble on ff.net)
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56. The Jonas Brothers
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57. Richard Simmons
58. Andy Dick
59. Roseanne
60. South Park Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
61. The Sarah Silverman Show, or Program, or whatever.
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Forgive me, anyone who likes this game, but...
62. Magic: The Gathering
I'll admit it, I bought Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards, but that was before the shows got repetitive and boring.
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63. Black Christmas remake.
64. The fact that there are no uncut copies of A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 out there.
65. Skunk Fu.
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66. Fundamentalism.
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Because I feared I might touch a nerve, I had to change this.
67. Tom Goes To The Mayor (what the hell is WRONG with Adult Swim?)
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68. Squidbillies.
69. Mamma Mia
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70. Anti-smoking ads so annoying and in your face it makes me want to start smoking out of spite
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71. (This space reserved for some future travesty.)
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72. Carlos Mencia
73. Denis Leary
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74. nosferatu
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75. Bobby Brown.
76. Waterworld.
77. Vanilla Cherry Coke.
78. Those disgusting microwave pizzas that have cardboard crust, plastic cheese, and sauce that seeps out like pus from a zit the minute you bite into it and it scalds your hand.
79. Dragonball Z the live action movie.
80. Dragonball.
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81. Lisa Lampanelli
82. Superman III & IV Posted by cleome on :
83. Clint Eastwood's jazz CD.
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84. Xavier: Renegade Angel
85. Weird Al Yankovich
86. Garth being Proty
87. Those sandwiches at McDonalds with the cheese that looks like melted cellophane.
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88. Carrie: The Musical
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89. Sean Erin
90. Threeboot
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91. Duo Damsel cutting off her hair before going off to fight the Time Trapper.
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92. Celeste becoming a darkstar.
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93. The Mort Walker-Dik Browne Ink-Zombie Empire
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94. My Mother the Car
95. Every season of the Simpsons when they started to copy Family Guy.
96. Malcolm in the Middle's cancellation.
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97. Signs
98. Flamers
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99. How much more I'd have to spend for even a lousy comic book, versus a good cup of coffee.
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100. Annoying flight attendants that think they're savings lives and super-important when they meanly tell people to put their seats back and stuff.
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[taps foot]
Okay, I can't complete my own thread, because that's just egotistical beyond words. Any takers for 101 ?
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101. New Coke.
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[does victory dance]
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I gladly accept this honor for both me, the academy, and the little children who will get the pedicures they so badly need. (Daria joke)
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quote:Originally posted by Sarcasm Kid: 101. New Coke.
You know, I don't think I ever tasted New Coke. Praetor Lemnos must have totally hooked me up!
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travel overseas. the Coke one finds in most countries is still "new" coke.
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I'm surprised nobody went with "OK" soda.
[shrug]
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quote:Originally posted by cleome: 16. Carl's Jr. (The ads, the "food," the clientele. Every damn bit of it, thankyouverymuch.)
I feel compelled to report that since this thread was started, the Carls, Jr. in downtown Portland has been permanently shuttered. So that's one small triumph for common decency.
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quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: 71. (This space reserved for some future travesty.)
Also, somebody needs to drag Fat Cramer in from whatever healthy, sociable enterprise she's involved in right now, because we're waiting. [taps foot]
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quote:Originally posted by cleome45:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: 16. Carl's Jr. (The ads, the "food," the clientele. Every damn bit of it, thankyouverymuch.)
I feel compelled to report that since this thread was started, the Carls, Jr. in downtown Portland has been permanently shuttered. So that's one small triumph for common decency.
I attribute it to the power of finishing this thread. Bit by bit, everything on this list will be anihilated by the cosmic powers-that-be.
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