There's too much of the nice-nice around here... let's spice things up with a good old-fashioned GREEN LANTERN MB-style FLAME WAR!
I'll start:
You're an ignorant slut!!!!
Posted by matlock on :
HAL JORDAN IS THE ONE TRUE IGNORANT SLUT!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Validus beats you at checkers!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Ron-Karr layed the smackdown on you and you went home cryin' to Mama!
Posted by Umber & the Boyz on :
Your shoes are, like, UGLY! *derisive snort*
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Why, you're gayer than my hat!
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Your hair looks soooooo stupid!
Posted by matlock on :
Yo' mama.
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
Yo MAMA's mama!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Your B.O. scared off the Polecat!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Your ass looks like Nardo's doing!
Posted by Omni Craig on :
You're so stupid you'd probably give Mano a high five when the Metropolis Meteors win the Moopsball Championship.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
If your mama could, she'd sleep with Porcupine Pete. Instead she settled for a porcupine.
[ July 29, 2003, 10:14 AM: Message edited by: Blockade Boy ]
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
You're dumber than Evolvo in Ape-Man mode!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Sorry, but you're ugliness would be just as big a danger to US as to our enemies!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
You needed to read the manual to figure out how to put on your flight ring!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Sorry, transuits don't come in size Fatass.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Computer waiving one third of Triplicate Girls body in the air before killing her is just ONE MORE EXAMPLE of the dialectic paradigm sappho male chauvinistic bunch of other words I don't understand, treatment of WOMEN!
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Making Cirrus into a killer is just ONE MORE EXAMPLE of the dialectic paradigm sappho male chauvinistic bunch of other words I don't understand, treatment of WOMEN!
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Changing PRINCESS Projectra into a snake is just ONE MORE EXAMPLE of the dialectic paradigm sappho male chauvinistic bunch of other words I don't understand, treatment of WOMEN!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
THIS THREAD SUCKS!!!!!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
It's refrigerator time for you!!!
Posted by matlock on :
HAL JORDAN IS THE ONE TRUE MYSOGYNIST CHAUVANIST DIDACTIC WHATCHAMACALLIT!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT!!!!!
Posted by FRUNTaholic on :
*hic*
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
Somebody better wake up your body and tell it your face is REVOLTING!! Posted by MLLASH on :
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by FRUNTaholic: *hic*
Okay, keep the open flames away from the alky... Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
I hear that Poverty Lad is really a jaundiced redhead. How... charming Posted by Poverty Lad on :
Crujectra stuffs...
...with Lardy's stretched-out thongs! Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Well, that would explain my constant urge to scratch my cleavage Posted by MLLASH on :
I hate tit-itch!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Your mama wears space-patrol boots!
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: I hate tit-itch!
What did you say, you stuttering fool? Posted by minesurfer on :
But what explains my constant need to scratch your chest?
By the way, you all, like, stink.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
You're one body short of a full Carggite!!
You're one twin short of a full Winathian!!
Your moma's so ugly, she has a weave for her backhair!
Your moma's so stupid, she asked the Miracle Machine to make her blind so she wouldn't have to see her ugly self in the mirror anymore! Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
I'm sorry was I talking to Tellus or your wrinkled ass??
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
You're a Blok from the neck up and a Proty from the waist down! Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think Lori Morning is the best Legionnaire ever.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Your moma so ugly, Hate-Face took one look at her and said "DAMN, you're ugly!" (and that was just the *back* of her head!)
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
I think Lori is cooler than you! better dress sense too!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I prefer the snake.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I prefer the snake.
"Snake fucker!" Posted by Kid Prime on :
Jimmy Janes is the best artist for the Legion ever.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Fortress Lad rawks!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Them's fighting words!!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Timber Wolf? Isn't he just some kind of Wolverine rip-off? Like Ferro rips off Colossus?
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
And we all know Saturn Girl is a Jean Grey wannabe
Posted by Omni Craig on :
Awww, yer momma secretly runs the Dark Circle! (sorry Querl).
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Psylocke could beat Saturn Girl in a psionic battle any day.
Posted by Omni Craig on :
Inferno's mini series rules!!!
I mean, a time displaced bitchy non-hero chick living in a mall with a bunch of homeless Barbie wannabies, being preyed upon by some emotion draining monster... how can it go wrong?
Leave her in the 21st Century and give Dirk back his powers!
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
You can only use ONE power at a time!! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
GoBots are OBVIOUSLY cooler than Transformers.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
GoBots are OBVIOUSLY cooler than Transformers.
Posted by MLLASH on :
You like to chew on your underwear 'cause you've got no taste!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: GoBots are OBVIOUSLY cooler than Transformers.
EXCUSE ME?????????????????????????
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Them's FIGHTIN' words.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Like I'm afraid of a li'l nancy boy like you!
What are you going to do, attack me with your toy cars?
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
I'll match your nancy and raise you a sluggo.
Posted by Greybird on :
You're such a cheapskate, you'd pluck my wings to re-stuff your pillows!
And that's why this blaster is pointed at you!
Posted by Greybird on :
An oldie but goodie, from someone whose name I can't recall from the old DCMBs, and -- apropos of TMK -- I find it hard to disagree:
"I'd break Keith Giffen's fingers, and then I'd break his toes, since that guy in My Left Foot learned to paint with his toes."
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Reep is Right!!
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: I'm sorry was I talking to Tellus or your wrinkled ass??
I know I'm shameless for bumping it since I wrote it, but this makes me laugh Posted by Caleb on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: I'm sorry was I talking to Tellus or your wrinkled ass??
I know I'm shameless for bumping it since I wrote it, but this makes me laugh
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
I feel somewhat sad. I have nothing flameworthy to add.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
aawwwwwww, now I feel guilty ... Posted by Lightning Lad on :
John Byrne is the best thing that ever happened to the Legion.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: aawwwwwww, now I feel guilty ...
no SHAME here, only FLAME!!!!!!!! Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: aawwwwwww, now I feel guilty ...
no SHAME here, only FLAME!!!!!!!!
And MLLASH would be the one to know about flaming!
Posted by MLLASH on :
you bitch!!! (that was spot-ON!) Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Sorry, but the was one opening I couldn't resist.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I can resist the one irrestistible opening - for now.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
man, like Blockade Boy said in another thread, it always leads back to Uranus doesn't it??
Posted by MLLASH on :
YOUR anus looks more like a moon with all that green cheese on it!
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Proty-Lover!! (you know who I mean) ... I'm gonna get in trouble for that one.... Posted by Kid Prime on :
Imra Ardeen is such a shameless hussy.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Kid Prime... You FIEND!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Eryk Davis Ester seduces leprechauns and then MUGS them!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Optimus Prime is really a Yugo.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Winathian twins kiss their sisters.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Autobots take it up the tailpipe.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Live Wire is a much better name than Lightning Lad.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Optimus Prime needs Erector to keep it up.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Kid Quantum looks much better in a bathing suit than Saturn Girl.
Posted by Omni Craig on :
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!!! Yer about to get your tires rotated Kid Prime!! And I hope the next time you fill up with gas, they're out of premium unleaded with Techron. Bleah!! Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Shikari is a rebooted Dawnstar! And she's ten times better than that feathered inbred freak!
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Shikari calls you "Retard Legion" behind your back!
Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
Your momma licks Khundian balls! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
MLLASH couldn't charm the trenchcoat off the Flasher...
Posted by lil'rhino on :
I bet your old LEGION comics smell like mildewed newsprint!!
lil'rhino
Posted by queer legion on :
Queer legion thinks you all are going to immigrate to CA and vote for Larry Flynt.
Paid for by: Larry Flynt for Gov, “A Smut Peddler with a Heart”
Posted by FRUNTaholic on :
*hic*
Posted by MLLASH on :
ps/ this thread is hilarious!
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
Lester Spiffany is the worst character ever!
Posted by MLLASH on :
All the neighborhood boys call your wife "Infectious Lass'!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
All of YOUR neighborhood boys call YOU Infectious Lass!
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
Yo mama's armpits so hairy, people think she's got Beppo in a headlock! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
When you're in bed, you make Stone Boy look like Jenna Jameson!
Posted by MLLASH on :
You got outwitted by Sinde!
Posted by Kid Metal \m/ on :
You're the only thing Matter Eater Lad can't stomach.
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
You blow more than Sugyn.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Not even Mnemonic Kid can make me forget how ugly you are!
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
There's not enough Silverale in the Universe to make you look good!
Posted by MLLASH on :
It was so sad that your ex nicknamed you "Micro Lad".
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
What was sad was that YOUR ex called me "Colossal Boy". Posted by MLLASH on :
Please turn off your ultra-big fat ass power! Oh, wait...
Posted by Lad Boy on :
You call THAT Ultra-big ??
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Excuse me while I get my magnifying glass
Posted by dedman on :
magnifing glass?
electron microscope you mean!
Posted by Kid Metal \m/ on :
So you're saying you're hung like a molecule?
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
you're breath is so bad, Staq offered you Altoids.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dirk farts in your general direction. (talk about a flame war)
Posted by armsfalloffboy on :
See if any of this sounds familiar:
I haven't spent the time to actually read any of this thread. However, all of you are wrong and I am right. My version of the Legion is the greatest of all time. The versions you like are stupid, out of continuity, and rightfully forgotten by all true Legion fans.
(breathes sigh of relief that very little of this crap goes on here...)
Your mother was a hamster and your father SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES! Go away or I will taunt you a SECOND TIME!
Posted by Kid Metal \m/ on :
geek
Posted by ferroboy on :
I agree with armsfalloffboy's statements, except I am saying _exactly_ what she says.
Posted by MLLASH on :
You've got a face only Keith Giffen could love!
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
Monty Python blows. Everyone knows "Are You Being Served" is the best British comedy of all time.
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
quote:Originally posted by Brainiac68: Monty Python blows. Everyone knows "Are You Being Served" is the best British comedy of all time.
This is so true.
Posted by Pariscub on :
quote:Originally posted by Brainiac68: Monty Python blows. Everyone knows "Are You Being Served" is the best British comedy of all time.
You're joking right? Are You being Served is some of the worse TV I've seen, along with The Office! Mind you, some of the characters in the office sound remotely intelligent.... Can't say the same about some people here.............................................................
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
CEASE FIRE!!
Of course I'm kidding, Pariscub. However, this is a flame war, so all is fair game. AYBS is funny, but Python, Fawlty Towers, and Keeping Up Appearances are funnier.
NOW BACK TO THE WAR!! (don't mention the war!)
Posted by Pariscub on :
errm Brainy.... I never LEFT the war Posted by Numf-El on :
Can't say we noticed.....
[ December 11, 2004, 11:19 AM: Message edited by: Numf-El ]
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Maybe this thread will be rebooted at the end of the month.
Posted by armsfalloffboy on :
Are You Being Served? The show on late night public TV with the old lady with purple hair? THAT is superior to the dead bird sketch? THAT is superior to the Upper Class Twit Olympics? Are you DERANGED? How can you not understand that Hal Jordan is the only true Green Lantern? And that Keith Giffen is the Antichrist? PROJECTRA IS NOT A SNAKE! WONDER WOMAN AND BATMAN WERE IN THE ORIGINAL JLA! G'NORT RULES! AAAHHH! RANT! RAVE! FLAAAAAAAAME!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It is obvious that you don't know what you are talking about.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Brainiac 5 prefers KOKO to you! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Clearly, I am a lone Legionnaire in a world of Subs.
Posted by Kid Metal \m/ on :
Unfortunately, you're the Weirdo Legionnaire.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
eyeful ethel would not look twice at you and your opinions stink so bad even the polecat cant stand them, and your personal hygene makes the mess look dapper.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
"Please let me be a Vorokian Dungbeast instead," Chameleon begged after being asked to transform into your likeness.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Kicked off Rimworld, eh? Try bathing next time, Skanchella.
Posted by Kid Metal \m/ on :
You smell like schnauzerphant butt.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Silence, when you're speaking to me!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Perhaps you'd be happier on the Fantastic Four Message Board.
Posted by MLLASH on :
You're so gay the Super-Companions rejected you!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
PFFFFGGGHHHH! You people don't know what a flame war is. You obviously missed mine with the yankee over on the DC boards for Firestorm.
Pikers, all'a yez. Ya rassafrassin' ingnaramouses! And Hal Jordon is tha rootin'ist tootin'ist roughest toughest Hombre ta ever strap on a green shootin' iron and hogtie a yellah corps member this side'a tha horse nebula!
Posted by Reboot on :
Clearly, rickshaw has consumed quantities of alcohol which would kill the average person stone dead...
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Hey'ell naw, jes' mos'ly dead, ya scallywag!
Posted by cleome on :
Dixie Lad, if I was from a place that considered grits to be fit for human consumption, I wouldn't throw stones across the line;If you get my meaning.
Posted by SharkLad on :
You're not worthy of being chomped ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: Hey'ell naw, jes' mos'ly dead, ya scallywag!
Please! I would be a "carpetbagger" not a "scallywag". If you are going to insult me, at least get the terms right.
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