Consarn it! This is the first post in this whole dag-blasted thread!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! I like think you're trying to make fun of me...
Well, like Rassa-Frass You and your Lil' Nellie Cap, Mr EDE, Sir!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Bloody Liberty! I'm not sure I get this thread!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Golly gee willikers!!! This language is hurting my virgin ears!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Oh, my stars! This is a naughty, naught thread, and I am rather cross that it was even started!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I'm off to my Corksoakers meeting!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Dadjimmit! Stop making fun of us non-cussers!
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
OH .... boy.
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Sweet Spirits of Camphor! [used by a genie(voiced by Jim Backus)in a classic Bugs Bunny cartoon.] Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Odds bodkin! This thread is way overdue, by gum!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
By the beloved corksoaking skills of Lash Lad the Mighty! Good thread.
Posted by Tomahawk on :
Sheee-ooot! Y'all are a whacky bunch!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Land's sake! I haven't had this much fun since that time we all drank root beer and ate potato chips at the picnic!
Posted by cleome on :
Well, shucky darn and slop the chickens !
(Garfield reference. Kill me now.)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Bette Davis Eyes! That sure is lovely.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Egads! I think Cobie is making some up.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Well, tarnation, Quis. You know right well that Cobie always makes stuff up. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Well, I'll be beeswacked that this thread is still going.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Jumpin' Fishhooks! You all know I never play by the rules of any thread! This ain't no Spaceopoly Forum!
Posted by cleome on :
Jiminy-Jillikers ! Why must the best-looking avatars always serve those with the biggest attitude problems ?!
[looks forlornly at CK]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Galloping Rhinocaurus! Those same people also have the best senses of humor and the widest array of love for other posters! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Great Ceasar's Ghost! It's spelt "rhinoceros".
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Good Night! (there's an old Hardy Boys saying!) I think Quis is right for once!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Christopher Columbus! Isn't Quis usually more dependable than Cobie about such matters?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Wasn't it clear I was pulling his leg, for Pete's sake?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Jeepers! I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Posted by MLLASH on :
The language in this thread is unacceptable! This will be my last post here, by jingos!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Horse Feathers!!!
Posted by cleome on :
Mule fritters !
Posted by Numbnuts the Semi-Incomprehensible on :
Fiddle-Cricket say, I good Jimminy-Sticks. another is one and
Posted by LardLad on :
Well, all of y'all can kiss my grits!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Land o' Goshen! ...I suppose that's as mild as the Lardster gets.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Cinders and Ashes! There's a a lot of not-so-foul-mouthed people on this thread.
Posted by cleome on :
Oh, Mary Astor's Horse ! You're just noticing this now ?!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!* It's true.
*(quoting Ms. Tulip O'Hare)
Posted by cleome on :
Jumping Jehosaphat ! Has TOH been visiting this thread, too ?
[faints]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Oh... Sheep Dip!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Gadzooks!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Sassafras and gum-drops!
Posted by cleome on :
Sink me ! [fans self] The inspiration just keeps piling up higher than cat doodle at the no-kill shelter. Whoo-wheee !!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Oh Piz-Tosh, Ms clome that idea just starches my underdrawers....
Posted by SharkLad on :
I swear I will not end up living in a dumpster!
Posted by cleome on :
Gosh-A-Rooty! Where'd everyone go?
Posted by cleome on :
Like fishcakes!!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
What the hey?!?!
Posted by cleome on :
Saints preserve us!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Mother of...Pearl!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Well, roll me on the beach and call me Sandy!
Posted by cleome on :
By the shores of Gitchee Gumie!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yumpin' Yiminy!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Well, I never!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Well, I sometimes!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What the kiss?
Posted by dedman on :
Kiss me Blarney Stones
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
What the fluff?
Posted by cleome on :
Nuts to you!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Flibberty Gibbit!
Posted by Otto Plastino on :
GREAT CESARS' GHOST! I've read through all these posts and, BY MY STARS AND GARTERS, there are no comic book curses on here...HOLY BLUNDERS BATMAN!!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Comic book curses? Why in the florg do you want sprocking comic book curses?
Posted by cleome on :
No comic-book curses?!
What in the name of all that's good and sweet in Odin's beard must we do to make that mulch-for-brains kid in the power suit see what's right in front of his freakin' nose??!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Drats!
Posted by cleome on :
Oh, Flock it!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
You mean there's no $%@#* words or *@#>>&& phrases?
Posted by cleome on :
Confound it, Man! Pull that Thingamabob outta' your Whatsis and payattention!!
Posted by LardLad on :
Flibberdy-floo! In my day we had to WALK to school 50 miles thru blizzards while naked!
Posted by cleome on :
quote:...She's a truckin' mother-for-you, doncha' know?...
(Ah, I do love me some ol'time Blues...) Posted by Otto Plastino on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: No comic-book curses?!
What in the name of all that's good and sweet in Odin's beard must we do to make that mulch-for-brains kid in the power suit see what's right in front of his freakin' nose??!!
Oh carp...darn my lysdexia.
Posted by cleome on :
Hooey balooey!!
Posted by cleome on :
Oh, dash it all!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
(Or the even milder version:)
Oh, hyphenate!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
May the saints add preservatives to us...
Posted by LardLad on :
Son of a biscuit!
Posted by cleome on :
And so's your old man!
Posted by cleome on :
And your Auntie Grizelda!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
leapin' lizards!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hokey smokes! (As another Rocky used to say! )
Posted by LardLad on :
By Bea Arthur's phallus!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Great Day in the Morning! ...Lardy... that's less mil than it could have been...
Posted by cleome on :
Holy Canoli!
Posted by LardLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Great Day in the Morning! ...Lardy... that's less mil than it could have been...
Puss in Boots! You wanted something less mild?!?! Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Great Shades of Elvis, man? Isn't it clear?
Posted by LardLad on :
Super-duper-pooper-scooper! If it were less mild, it wouldnta been MILD, goldurnit!
Posted by cleome on :
Well, touch me in the morning!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Well, tickle my nethers! That was mildly suggestive, Clee!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hot chocolate!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Well, burn my tongue with a jalapeno!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Is there like anything in the blooming universe that Mr Lard-Butt can't like warp into an innuendo?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Heck no!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Dagnabit!
Posted by cleome on :
Nobody 'round here knows Shinola from that other stuff!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Well, milk my manboobs--they sure don't!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
AyAyAy!
Posted by cleome on :
That'll sure make your cherry Garcia!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Well, milk my manboobs--they sure don't!
Should I make this Lardy's official "Great Krypton"? Posted by Exnihil on :
Holy Mother of Tom Bosley!
Posted by cleome on :
quote:
Well, here's looking up your old address! -- Col. Henry Blake (RIP), M*A*S*H
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
well, kiss my grits!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Oh Fiddlesticks!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Great Chronicles of Narnia!
Posted by cleome on :
Blimey!
Posted by cleome on :
Hot Diggety Dog! Posted by Lard Lad on :
Oh Fudgesicles!
Posted by cleome on :
Flapdoodle!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Chili con carne!
Posted by cleome on :
Oh, pop off awready, whydoncha?!
Posted by cleome on :
Oh, FUDRUCKERS!! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Coors Light!
Posted by cleome on :
Oh, you're just a big ol'... Hophead!!
Posted by cleome on :
quote: "...Got a good friend up from Alabam' He'stryin'togetmybusinessallinajam But I can't afford to do it No, I can't do it
Can't afford to do it, I can't afford to lose my man..."
-- E. Lawler, written for the great Memphis Minnie
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Horseradish!
Posted by Lardi the Incorruptible on :
Cucaracha!
Posted by cleome on :
Aw, make like a fish head and go float in the soup!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Raspberries!
Posted by Lardi on :
Kumbayah!
Posted by cleome on :
Well, shut my mouth!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Posted by Lardi on :
By Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young!
Posted by cleome on :
Some people around here sure are full of... beans!
Posted by cleome on :
Thunderation!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Poop on a cracker!
Posted by cleome on :
Oh... piffle!!
Posted by cleome on :
quote:"Great Honk!"
-- The Music Man
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Oh, frigerator!
Posted by dedman on :
Man Alive!!
Posted by Lardi on :
Well, sip my lemonade!
Posted by cleome on :
Ding-Dong Bell!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Well, if that doesn't beat all!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
By the Eleven Elves of Elvis!
Posted by cleome on :
Ohhh, Grape Nuts!!
Posted by dedman on :
Awww, SUGAR!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Puckernuts!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
What the French, Toast?
Posted by Lardi on :
Crikey!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Oh Mice!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Oh, Mighty Zarquin!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Oh, Like Wall-Fudge-Nuts!
Posted by Lardi on :
By the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Good Night! (one from the Hardy Boys books)
Posted by Dev Em on :
Great Googily Moogily!
Posted by cleome on :
Meadow muffins!
Posted by cleome on :
Great soup bones!
Posted by dedman on :
Gee Wilikers!
Posted by Lardi on :
By the stained dress of Lewinski!
Posted by cleome on :
Well, slap me silly! This is post number !!!!!
Posted by cleome on :
Whoa, Nellie!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Zounds! I can't find the adjective shirt I want to wear today!
Posted by Kent on :
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