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Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

PEOPLE OF LEGION WORLD.

I COME IN PEACE.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

I AM GRL.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

I HAVE BEEN AWAKENED

TO MY TRUE PURPOSE.

Posted by lil'rhino on :

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR, MESSAGE BOARD POSTERS.

I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU.

Posted by lil'rhino on :

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

quote:
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR, MESSAGE BOARD POSTERS.

I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU.

My dear Ms. Lesbian,

I am rarely fearful. Now does this "saving" me involve joining a brain-washing cult?

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

THERE HAS BEEN

A CRISIS

ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD.

I WILL END

THIS CRISIS.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

NO MORE

FLAME WARS.

NO MORE

PERSONAL ATTACKS.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
My dear Ms. Lesbian,

I am rarely fearful. Now does this "saving" me involve joining a brain-washing cult?

YOU NEED NOT FEAR,

LITTLE QUISLET.

WHAT IS IT

THAT YOU

MOST DESIRE?

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

My dear Ms. Lesbian,

I guess I didn't make myself clear. I currently have no fears. And I already have no need to fear. Therefore, your statement that I need not fear is a bit superfulous.

As for what I most desire, I am very content right now and there is nothing I really desire right now.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

I KNOW

YOUR TRUE DESIRE,

EVEN IF YOU DO NOT

KNOW IT YOURSELF.

THERE.

YOU WILL SOON

DISCOVER

WHAT HAS COME TO PASS.

Posted by lil'rhino on :

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

quote:
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
I KNOW

YOUR TRUE DESIRE,

EVEN IF YOU DO NOT

KNOW IT YOURSELF.

THERE.

YOU WILL SOON

DISCOVER

WHAT HAS COME TO PASS.

*squeal* A boxed lunch social!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Masked STU on :

GRL,

I was horribly disfigured when the Banned-'Em Zone projector exploded.

That's why I'm wearing this mask -- I must never let anyone see my face.

Can you do something about that?

Posted by SharkLad on :

Dear GRL,

Will you be my BFF?

SL

Posted by Lard Lad on :

GRL,

Can we get more HLA on LWMB?

LL

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

GRL, can I pinch your behind?

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by Masked STU:
GRL,

I was horribly disfigured when the Banned-'Em Zone projector exploded.

That's why I'm wearing this mask -- I must never let anyone see my face.

Can you do something about that?

I HAVE

MADE YOU

BETTER.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by SharkLad:
Dear GRL,

Will you be my BFF?

SL

A GODDESS

HAS NO NEED FOR

A BFF.

HOWEVER,

I HAVE

MADE YOU PRESIDENT OF

MY FAN CLUB.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
GRL,

Can we get more HLA on LWMB?

LL

YES.

LITTLE LARD,

YOU ARE NOW

A HL.

AND YOU HAVE MY BLESSING

TO ENGAGE IN

HLA ON THE LWMB.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
GRL, can I pinch your behind?

LITTLE ONE,

YOU ARE TOO SMALL

TO REACH MY BEHIND.

I HAVE MADE YOU

BIGGER.

BUT IF YOU

PINCH MY BEHIND,

I WILL SMASH YOU.

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

My dear Ms. Lesbian,

Have you been reading Justice Society of America?

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

LITTLE QUISLET,

YOU ARE SO

WITTY.

THE BIRDS SAY YOU ARE LOVED BY MANY.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

THERE IS A TERRIBLE

PERVERSITY

ON LEGION WORLD.

ITS NAME IS

POVERTY LAD.

I WILL MAKE HIM INTO A MORE SUITABLE FORM OF LIFE.

HE IS NOW SOMETHING BETTER.

POVERTREE.

(AND TREES DO NOT WEAR

PANTS.)

Posted by Pov on :

Better to be a tree than to be reborn as MaGRL. [Razz]

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

The apples growing on Povertree are still rotten.

Posted by Pov on :

Think about it...

Pantsless in a field, everything waving in the breeze... :ahhh: [Smile]

HEY GRL! PLUCK MY TASTY FRUIT, YOU SAUCY LESBIAN ROBOT! [LOL]

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

Why is the sap on this tree so creamy looking?

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Why is the sap on this tree so creamy looking?

Are you going to try it?

I'm not going to try it.

Let's get Lardy!

Yeah, he'll try anything!

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

Yeah! Great idea!

Its like maple but more salty than sweet I'd wager (since I'm not trying it either)!

Laaaaaaaardy!

Posted by Pov on :

Oh, dear... how do I get sucked into these things? [LOL]

AND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING THAT TAP! [Mad]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Hmmm....hole in Povertree.........

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lard Lad:

LITTLE LARD,

YOU ARE NOW

A HL.

AND YOU HAVE MY BLESSING

TO ENGAGE IN

HLA ON THE LWMB.

That's no big, GRL--I've always been a hot lesbian! I wanna see two (or more [Drool]

) hot chicks havin' the HLA, comprende?

Posted by SharkLad on :

GRL,

As president of your fan club, I need to know if you're willing to do any meet & greets ...

SL

Posted by Masked STU on :

quote:
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:

quote:
Originally posted by Masked STU:
GRL,

I was horribly disfigured when the Banned-'Em Zone projector exploded.

That's why I'm wearing this mask -- I must never let anyone see my face.

Can you do something about that?
I HAVE

MADE YOU

BETTER.

[STU removes his mask, then slowly walks over to a mirror. What he sees leaves him stunned.]

Oh my goddess!

I can't believe it! I-- I'm incredibly handsome!

For the first time in a long time, I feel nice. All thanks to GRL.

Posted by Hot STU on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Yeah! Great idea!

Its like maple but more salty than sweet I'd wager (since I'm not trying it either)!

Laaaaaaaardy!

What's that, er, milk mustache you have there, Cobie?

And why are those squirrels playing around with those two low-hanging walnuts on that weird-looking tree? Or are they shriveled plums?

Posted by Hot STU on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lard Lad:

LITTLE LARD,

YOU ARE NOW

A HL.

AND YOU HAVE MY BLESSING

TO ENGAGE IN

HLA ON THE LWMB.
That's no big, GRL--I've always been a hot lesbian! I wanna see two (or more ) hot chicks havin' the HLA, comprende?

I hate to break it to you, Lardy, but most HLs don't have a full beard and hobbit-feet.

Fortunately, you now look like Phoebe Cates climbing out of a pool, dripping wet, in a skimpy, red two-piece swimsuit that you're slowly removing. [Eek!]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Hot STU:
Fortunately, you now look like Phoebe Cates climbing out of a pool, dripping wet, in a skimpy, red two-piece swimsuit that you're slowly removing.

Huh?

<looks in mirror>

Ooooohhh!

[Love]

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

(must contain self...must...)

<pinch>

Er, don't look at me, Lardy. The tree is quite perverse, as you know, and I wouldn't put it past it.

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

quote:
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
GRL, can I pinch your behind?
LITTLE ONE,

YOU ARE TOO SMALL

TO REACH MY BEHIND.

I HAVE MADE YOU

BIGGER.

BUT IF YOU

PINCH MY BEHIND,

I WILL SMASH YOU.

Jillikers, I've only increased like 6 inches in height! But...<looks in pants>...apparently 6 inches elsewhere too! That might end up being *too* big! Hm...I guess I could try it out...

Posted by Hot STU on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
But...<looks in pants>...apparently 6 inches elsewhere too! That might end up being *too* big!

I doubt anyone would consider your new total of 6.5 inches to be *too* big! [LOL]

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :

Ms. Lesbian, I'm always willing to learn what I can from the other life forms--organic or mechanical--that I encounter. It seems to me there is much you want to teach us. What do you want us to know?

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

quote:
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
LITTLE QUISLET,

YOU ARE SO

WITTY.

THE BIRDS SAY YOU ARE LOVED BY MANY.

Rockhopper Lad,

Have you been spreading rumors about me again?

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :

Gosh, Quis, I thought it was no secret, that you were, except for Lash--and Cali--and CJ--and Saturn Girl--and Fat Cramer--and me--the most beloved of all Legion Worlders.

Posted by Lard Lass on :

Perhaps, I will be the undisputed most beloved now that I'm a hot lesbian?

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

My Dear Ms. Lesbian,

I understand that you changed Lard Lad into Lard Lass and from a heterosexual into a homosexual. Don't you think that is overdoing it? I think you should either make him a heterosexual female or a homosexual male.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by SharkLad:
GRL,

As president of your fan club, I need to know if you're willing to do any meet & greets ...

SL

LITTLE SHARK,

I AM ALWAYS DELIGHTED

TO MEET THE PEOPLE OF LEGION WORLD.

PLACE AN ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE OFFICIAL GRL NEWSLETTER THAT

AUTOGRAPHS

ARE FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.

ALSO, ANYONE WHO CUTS IN LINE

WILL BE TURNED INTO A

BUSH.

IT WOULD BE JUST.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Ms. Lesbian, I'm always willing to learn what I can from the other life forms--organic or mechanical--that I encounter. It seems to me there is much you want to teach us. What do you want us to know?

LITTLE ROCKHOPPER,

THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

WHAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW IS

THIS:

EVEN OMNIPOTENT LESBIAN ROBOT GODDESSES

CAN HAVE A BROKEN HEART.

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR BOSOM FRIEND

FROM GOTHAM WOMEN'S COLLEGE

*COUGH* GIGANTA *COUGH*

DECIDES SHE IS NO LONGER A

SISTER OF SAPPHO.

(SHE IS WHAT WE CALL A

HAS-BIAN.)

ALSO, IRONA

(RICHIE RICH'S ROBOT MAID)

MAY BE SMALL,

BUT IN BED SHE IS QUITE

ASSERTIVE.

SPEAKING OF ROBOT MAIDS,

THE BEING YOU KNOW AS

ROSIE O'DONNELL

WAS REVERSE-ENGINEERED

FROM ROSIE,

THE JETSONS' MAID

(WHO HAS A POWERFUL

VACUUM).

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I think you should . . . make him a . . . homosexual male.

PATIENCE,

LITTLE QUISLET.

ALL SHALL

COME TO PASS IN THE

FULLNESS

OF TIME.

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

GRL, I can't help but feel that if Lard Lass and Poverty Lad fell in love, given Lard Lad's new state, that they would live a life of happiness and bliss.

Can't you use your giant robotic lesbian powers of cupid and make it so?

Meanwhile, I'll go find a female citizen of Legion World and try out your 'gift'.

Posted by Pov on :

<Bubblebutted monkey throws fruit from the PoverTree. And some poo for good measure>

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :

Ms. Lesbian, I'm so sorry to hear about your broken heart. I know that pain and it's not pleasant. {Pats GRL's ankle} Please know that you have friends here who care about you.

Posted by Hot STU on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
GRL, I can't help but feel that if Lard Lass and Poverty Lad fell in love, given Lard Lad's new state, that they would live a life of happiness and bliss.

Can't you use your giant robotic lesbian powers of cupid and make it so?

Well, it's not often you see a smokin' hot lesbian who was once a lardy man fall in love with a perverted tree -- but I guess if it's going to happen anywhere, it might as well be LW! [Eek!]

Posted by SharkLad on :

GRL,

Now when you say turned into a "bush," do you mean the burning kind or the, well, burning kind?

I'll have the GRL newsletter at the printer by Friday, including that interview with Lindsay Lohan.

SL

[ September 11, 2008, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: SharkLad ]

Posted by Pov on :

Would that be on Freaky Friday? [Hmmm?]

Posted by Hot STU on :

What?! Lindsay "Parent Trap" Lohan? Really??

Posted by Pov on :

Apparently, she's rumored to be dating Samantha Ronson...

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

They are just "friends".

Posted by Pov on :

With benefits? [Hmmm?]

Posted by Hot STU on :

Aren't we all "friends"?

Posted by Pov on :

Joey and Chandler were "friends".

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

Monica was the beard.

Posted by Lard Lass on :

GRL!

I'm having heterosexual female feelings--SAVE ME!!!!

PLEASE, either make me a full-blown lesbian, or turn me back to the way I was!!!!!

Lard Lass
<flashing boobs in despair>

Posted by Hot STU on :

No, GRL!

I implore you -- don't do it!

Do you really want to waste such a luscious-looking avatar as the one Lard Lass has right now??

Posted by Lard Lass on :

GRL,

If you won't make me my old self again, make us BOTH (STU and I) hot lesbians, so that, together, we can put Stanley Steemer out of business!!!

<pleading boob flash>

Posted by Pov on :

Stanley or Cleveland? [Hmmm?]

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by SharkLad:
Now when you say turned into a "bush," do you mean the burning kind or they, well, burning kind?

YES.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lass:
GRL!

I'm having heterosexual female feelings--SAVE ME!!!!

PLEASE, either make me a full-blown lesbian, or turn me back to the way I was!!!!!

Lard Lass
<flashing boobs in despair>

LITTLE LARD,

I HEAR YOUR HEARTFELT

PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE.

(AND THANK YOU FOR THAT BOOB FLASH.)

YOU WISH TO EMBRACE

YOUR NEW-FOUND ATTRACTION TOWARD MEN,

YET YOU ALSO TIRE OF YOUR

FEMALE BODY.

I WILL MAKE IT

BETTER.

LITTLE LARD,

YOU ARE NOW A

GAY MAN.

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

(Great, now when he admires my amazingly handsome features, he'll get mad at me for another reason when he becomes hetero again).

GRL, are Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Robinson friends in the same way Pov and Stu are?

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by Hot STU:
No, GRL!

I implore you -- don't do it!

Do you really want to waste such a luscious-looking avatar as the one Lard Lass has right now??

LITTLE STU,

I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE QUITE

APPRECIATIVE

OF YOUR NEW-FOUND

HOTNESS.

YET, YOU ALSO LAMENT

LEGION WORLD'S LOSS OF SUCH A

LUSCIOUS-LOOKING

FEMALE.

I FEEL YOUR

PAIN.

I WILL MAKE THINGS

BETTER.

LITTLE STU,

YOU ARE NOW A

HOT WOMAN.

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
. . . when he becomes hetero again.

LITTLE COBALT,

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT

LARD LAD'S CHANGE

IS NOT

PERMANENT?

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
GRL, are Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Robinson friends in the same way Pov and Stu are?

LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA ARE FRIENDS

IN THE SAME WAY

YOU AND

DOLLY THE SHEEP

ARE FRIENDS.

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

Okay, but which one came with a dowry from Fat Cramer? (re: mint jelly)

Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :

THEY BOTH HAVE

JELLY.

Posted by Lard Lass on :

GRL,

Er...can I just be a woman again? I'll deal with whatever consequences may come. (and I miss the boobs).

LL

Posted by Lard Lass on :

(plus, the site won't let me change back to "Lard Lad") [No]

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lass:
(plus, the site won't let me change back to "Lard Lad")

You have to ask Nightcrawler to reset it. In the meantime, you could use the underscore to be Lard_Lad or you could be LardLad (no space)

Posted by Pov on :

Rookie mistake, Lardie... don't mess with your displayed ID and/or Avatar unless you wanna stick with it for awhile... or you just wanna be a major pain in Nighty's @$$. [Wink]

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

Actually the Avatars are easy to change. Asking Nightcrawler to add new ones would be a pain.

Posted by Pov on :

D'Oh... yeah. [Embarrassed]

That's what I was thinking of. [No]

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