What kind of Super pet would you be? What kind of origin?
A fluffy Kryptonian Monkey Eater? A shape changing robotic Kryptonian kid's toy? A bear that gets super powers from eating Kryptonite irradiated blue berries? A flaming Kryptonian pony?
What?
Posted by KryptonKid on :
Ferro Ferret
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
I would be a red panda (like Master Shifu from Kung Fu Panda). You get that panda cachet, but none of the downsides of being a giant panda (e.g., the need to consume huge amounts of bamboo daily, etc.).
And I'd have Superman-type powers.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'd be Blok's pet rock...of Space.
Posted by Set on :
For an actual 'pet' I'd want to be a Siamese cat, able to speak, with actual magical powers of vaguely Egyptian origin, serving as a 'Witches Familiar' to Mysa Nal.
Or perhaps a Golden Eagle, with tracking powers and able to fly in space (how? who cares! I'm a super-eagle, and hang out with Dawnstar!).
Posted by Pov on :
I'd be Dream Girl's pu--pet cat.
My superpowers would be not to shed on bed linens, and a love of hot-tubbing... Posted by SharkLad on :
An illusion casting snake ...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'd be a Proty! I'd belong to Dreamy after I made Pov Puss mysteriously, and then I'd be there to satisfy her every wicked whim!
Posted by Pov on :
Aww, why don'tcha go hook up with Saturn Girl? You know that's the way she rolls!
What's her motto? "Once you go Protist, nothing else gets noticed!" Posted by l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN on :
quote:Originally posted by KryptonKid: Ferro Ferret
Awww K-Kid i was gonna pick a Ferret,.. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: I'd be Dream Girl's pu--pet cat.
My superpowers would be not to shed on bed linens, and a love of hot-tubbing...
And then Dream Girl dies and you get stuck with Dream Boy.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
I feel all Dr. Philly,
If I were a superpet, I'd be Superllama. Warm and friendly and people'd be shaving me naked.
Is that the right answer?
Posted by Pov on :
It is if you're a ceej. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I remember that story when ceej was trying to join the Legion of Super-Pets and the other Super-pets were pulling initiation pranks on him.
Posted by Pov on :
Filling his shampoo dispenser with Super Nair of SPACE...
That Rody is such a... a... a rat! Posted by Lard Lad on :
Remember the time Bucky put bubblegum in ceej's hair? Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Remember when Bucky was the object of those pranks, and some of the other super-pets took a set of shears to his fur?
He became Bucky, the Shaved Beaver! Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus: Remember when Bucky was the object of those pranks, and some of the other super-pets took a set of shears to his fur?
He became Bucky, the Shaved Beaver!
Yep! And I remember gettin' a when I saw that sight! Posted by Acid Digestion Lad on :
I think I'd be one of those crazy Bismollian spider..deals that eat anything xD
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Much like R. Kelly I would be Posted by Masked STU on :
You're some creature that believes it can fly? Or just one that's trapped in the closet?
Posted by Pov on :
R. is "wizzy"... he likes peeing on underaged girls. :pervert:
Posted by Masked STU on :
It's not that he necessarily wants to... the poor thing just gets so excited sometimes that he can't control his bladder!
For those moments, we recommend Cobalt Brand Ultra-Absorbent Adult Disposable Undergarments...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Masked STU: For those moments, we recommend Cobalt Brand Ultra-Absorbent Adult Disposable Undergarments...
Damn, I thought that was going to work out into a bitchin' acronym!! Damn you, STU!!! Posted by Masked STU on :
What, you don't think CBUAADU is a good enough acronym? Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Masked STU: What, you don't think CBUAADU is a good enough acronym?
Good enough for Klingons, maybe. Posted by Masked STU on :
Cbuaadu is a horrifying otherworldly creature, not unlike Cthulhu.
Posted by Pov on :
Or R. Kelly.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
No, not good enough, STU! Posted by cleome on :
I'd be a super-badassed SPACE BUDGIEEEEEE!!
When I spoke/chirped/sang, buildings would crack and collapse and stuff. Just like Black Bolt from the Inhumans, but y'know... with feathers.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Protean all the way!
Posted by cleome on :
So... your powers include photography and impersonating married gentleman farmers?