As a representative of the Legion of Furry Cadets, I am writing to implore the citizens of Legion World to consider adopting a ceej.
These lovable creatures, natives of the planet Ceej-8, are quite similar to the koalas of Earth. They have fine, luxuriantly soft hair, and a pleasant temperament.
This one, for example, answers to "C.J." He is mischievous and oh so affectionate (please let go of my leg). He can, however, be prone to super-mayhem if fed inordinate quantities of alcohol - so take care that you carefully monitor his intake of shots and mind benders.
Don't you just want to give him a hug and a squeeze! So don't wait - open your heart and your home to a ceej today!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Beware! This CJ will make you stand in a line for 20 minutes for no reason.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
***also prone to break into embarrassing, eclectic, impromptu dances when "I Kissed a Girl" is playing.
Posted by Floating Foxlike Creature on :
Stop it! You'll scare off potential adopters.
See how adorable this ceej is? He practically coos when you stroke his fine, soft hair!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! I'd get a Ceej but I'm afraid Gramps would make it sleep outside on the back porch.
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
I love it when a ceej giggles!
Posted by rtvu2 on :
Can i keep him in my pocket?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by rtvu2: Can i keep him in my pocket?
Is that a ceej in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Ceej's are way too active to be carried around in a pocket.
You need one of those little cage things.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
'Tis a fine thing to adopt a ceej. They make a nice sound when you rub that soft hair.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
I would have one but am not sure if we can get him through quarrantine?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: I would have one but am not sure if we can get him through quarrantine?
He would have to spend six months in a cage, right?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
As an exotic species, Ceejes are protected by the UP Species Importation Act.
Having unlicensed Ceejes can result in fines, imprisonment, and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion. I don't want to be the bad guy here, but removing sensitive wildlife from its habitat may seem like fun and games, but it can cause devastating consequences on the species.
Need I remind you all about when the wild Greg Evigan was removed from its habitat? We are still seeing the repercussions of that fiasco every time we eat morning cereal, visit the local Legion World Museum of Nanobot Errors, or witness Abin drive.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I've heard that stroking hair that is too soft can be hazardous!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion.
Godz, no crime is worth THAT! Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I'm sending one to Robert Kirkman for Christmas. Posted by Abin Quank on :
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Awww shucks you guys... now I'm feeling all squishy. I'm gonna need a hug or I'll be able to function properly again.
Quis- sorry about the line thing. But at least now you know how truly effective teleporting can be, right?
Far- I do fit in the average size carry on, and always have chocolate handy, so customs shouldn't be an issue.
Scott - you have given me so much inspiration for a new version of "12 Days of Christmas."
Posted by rtvu2 on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank:
I second that.
Posted by Pov on :
Remember to have your ceej spayed or neutered.
Or both.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
WHOA!!!!!!
Let's not get carried away here...
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Wouldn't matter Pov. A ceej is like a tribble. Feed it chocolate and it'll breed asexually.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I remember back when the X-Men entered the "Ceej Perilous"! They were never the same again! (for a little while )
Posted by Director Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by rtvu2:
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank:
I second that.
I'll third it!
quote:Originally posted by CJ Taylor: Awww shucks you guys... now I'm feeling all squishy. I'm gonna need a hug or I'll be able to function properly again.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
They're adorable, but do they shed?
Posted by rtvu2 on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: They're adorable, but do they shed?
No shedding, but they do have the softest hair.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by rtvu2:
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: They're adorable, but do they shed?
No shedding, but they do have the softest hair.
And some are known to be hairless. At least partially.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Feed it chocolate...
I love you.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: And some are known to be hairless. At least partially.
I hate you.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Exactly the reaction I was expecting.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion.
Godz, no crime is worth THAT!
We'll let you off with a listen of Snowbird by Anne Murray
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
A little known fact about Ceej's is that exposure to chocolate after dark can turn this cute furry lovable creature into an insatiable creature that demands more and more from its owners. Expect heavy bouts of drinking and dancing if you mistakenly feed a ceej chocolate after dark.
Apparently the only way to calm the little beggars down is to liberally douse them with whipped cream.
Posted by Monkey Eater Lad on :
I've read that the Ceej mating season lasts 364 days of the year - they only stop for Bastille Day. I'm waiting for my Ceej to be delivered from Colorado any day now.
Posted by Floating Foxlike Creature on :
Dear sentients,
It is with great regret that I inform you of the indefinite suspension of our ceej adoption program.
It is not that the program has been unsuccessful; to the contrary, it has met with success far beyond our initial projections. However, we have discovered that the vast majority of ceejes that have been adopted to date were taken not for purposes of affection or companionship, but for the harvesting of their fine, luxuriantly soft hair.
Had we been aware of the great demand for ceej-hair attire on the black market, we would never have initiated the adoption program. Ceej-hair hats, gloves, sweaters, scarves, and shawls are now fetching outrageous sums on all known inhabited worlds. We have even seen a few of the especially trendy ceej-hair vests selling for upwards of five thousand credits.
It appears that nearly all of the adopted ceejes have been completely shorn of their hair and then abandoned at local animal shelters. Ceej hair takes several terran cycles to fully grow back, and most adopters do not find it profitable to care for and feed the ceejes during the long re-growing period. The annual cost of supplying a ceej with chocolate and alcohol alone is exorbitant and can bankrupt small planetoids.
In the meantime, we have thousands of abandoned ceejes on our hands. Please remember that a shaved ceej is no less affectionate or deserving of affection than a fully-haired ceej - perhaps even more so. If you would like to experience the joy of having a shaved ceej in your life, please let me know.
Much thanks, F.F.C.
Posted by Director Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Floating Foxlike Creature: If you would like to experience the joy of having a shaved ceej in your life, please let me know.
Hey-o! Can we say that?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Director Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Floating Foxlike Creature: If you would like to experience the joy of having a shaved ceej in your life, please let me know.
Hey-o! Can we say that?
Thanx Sudro... Diet Pepsi all over the screen and wall and everything... Housekeeping is gonna think I had a wild party in here...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Floating Foxlike Creature: Dear sentients,
It is with great regret that I inform you of the indefinite suspension of our ceej adoption program.
It is not that the program has been unsuccessful; to the contrary, it has met with success far beyond our initial projections. However, we have discovered that the vast majority of ceejes that have been adopted to date were taken not for purposes of affection or companionship, but for the harvesting of their fine, luxuriantly soft hair.
Had we been aware of the great demand for ceej-hair attire on the black market, we would never have initiated the adoption program. Ceej-hair hats, gloves, sweaters, scarves, and shawls are now fetching outrageous sums on all known inhabited worlds. We have even seen a few of the especially trendy ceej-hair vests selling for upwards of five thousand credits.
It appears that nearly all of the adopted ceejes have been completely shorn of their hair and then abandoned at local animal shelters. Ceej hair takes several terran cycles to fully grow back, and most adopters do not find it profitable to care for and feed the ceejes during the long re-growing period. The annual cost of supplying a ceej with chocolate and alcohol alone is exorbitant and can bankrupt small planetoids.
In the meantime, we have thousands of abandoned ceejes on our hands. Please remember that a shaved ceej is no less affectionate or deserving of affection than a fully-haired ceej - perhaps even more so. If you would like to experience the joy of having a shaved ceej in your life, please let me know.
Much thanks, F.F.C.
I'd love a naked ceej.
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion.
Godz, no crime is worth THAT!
We'll let you off with a listen of Snowbird by Anne Murray
I prefer You Needed Me... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion.
Godz, no crime is worth THAT!
We'll let you off with a listen of Snowbird by Anne Murray
I prefer You Needed Me...
I know! From Connecticut to Dallas and back. Nothing but You Needed Me Posted by Pov on :
Oh, you would have killed me if I did that... hell, I would've killed myself!
We couldn't even last 10 minutes listening to the Dallas theme, remember? Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Shaved and nekkid?!?!??
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Face it Ceej--you've supplanted the Cobester as LW's resident sex symbol! Posted by Pov on :
Well, Cobie has taken himself off the market... Posted by Caliente on :
And Cobie doesn't have the same softness of hair. *sagely nod*
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I don't know that we can really compare the two. Cobie is more of the studly-manly type, while CJ is more of the adorable-cute type.
Posted by Monkey Eater Lad on :
Well let's ask someone with extensive data, Cali? Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
or Rocky...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Why would those two have extensive data?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
'Cuz we're cute? Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Were you certified by the American Cuteness Association?
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Monkey Eater Lad: Well let's ask someone with extensive data, Cali?
Umm... well, they both sleep on their stomachs. And snore. That's not really the makings of idolness if you ask me.
I vote STU our new sex idol! For an imaginary person, he sure loves the attention, you know.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: Umm... well, they both sleep on their stomachs. And snore.
Whu-whu-WHAAAATTT??!?!?!? Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Were you certified by the American Cuteness Association?
Yes! And I have a little nameplate that says:
Rockhopper Lad Super-Cuteness
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: I vote STU our new sex idol! For an imaginary person, he sure loves the attention, you know.
I probably love attention a bit more than the average Super-Anonymous person.
Posted by Director Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I'd love a naked ceej.
Who of us wouldn't?
[ August 06, 2008, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: Director Lad ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: Umm... well, they both sleep on their stomachs. And snore. That's not really the makings of idolness if you ask me.
Yeah that only works if you are a drunk rock star
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
I want a Ceej. I heard they bounce real good when ya swat them offa the bed...
<Silent cat laughter>
**Purr**
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Well, I have heard that Ceejes are part Tigger.
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
Nah! They're way too little to be part Tigger.
**Purr**
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
It's because we're so little, we bounce. Gravity doesn't have quite the same hold on a ceej.
At least, it shouldn't.
Posted by Caliente on :
Abin adopts the first Ceej:
Posted by Pov on :
Dear Abby:
Do you know where that tongue's been?
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
He does now.... Posted by Set on :
quote:Originally posted by CJ Taylor: It's because we're so little, we bounce. Gravity doesn't have quite the same hold on a ceej.
So ceej's are not only hairless, but also gravity-defying?
I am... intrigued.
Possibly even titallated.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Dude, after seeing THAT picture, I'm OFF the ceej bandwagon! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Just as long as you're not off the Rocky bandwagon! Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Just as long as you're not off the Rocky bandwagon!
I'm still on--FREE SEAFOOD!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lardy, you're good for a bird's ego. Posted by Pov on :
Yep, he's definitely good for a goose, at least... Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: Yep, he's definitely good for a goose, at least...
Technically, I'd be a gander! Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: Abin adopts the first Ceej:
Y'Know there's just something wonderful about relaxing quietly with your pet Ceej squirming and frolicing on your lap.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Dude, after seeing THAT picture, I'm OFF the ceej bandwagon!
I'll assume that means you want an Abin now.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Who doesn't? They are licking, huggable, followable, and kissable. Rumour has it they can even be taught to dance.
There aren't enough Abin's to keep a plop of ceej's giddy.
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