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As a representative of the Legion of Furry Cadets, I am writing to implore the citizens of Legion World to consider adopting a ceej.
These lovable creatures, natives of the planet Ceej-8, are quite similar to the koalas of Earth. They have fine, luxuriantly soft hair, and a pleasant temperament.
This one, for example, answers to "C.J." He is mischievous and oh so affectionate (please let go of my leg). He can, however, be prone to super-mayhem if fed inordinate quantities of alcohol - so take care that you carefully monitor his intake of shots and mind benders.
Don't you just want to give him a hug and a squeeze! So don't wait - open your heart and your home to a ceej today!
Registered: Jul 2003
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Beware! This CJ will make you stand in a line for 20 minutes for no reason.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by rtvu2: Can i keep him in my pocket?
Is that a ceej in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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'Tis a fine thing to adopt a ceej. They make a nice sound when you rub that soft hair.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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I would have one but am not sure if we can get him through quarrantine?
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From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: I would have one but am not sure if we can get him through quarrantine?
He would have to spend six months in a cage, right?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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As an exotic species, Ceejes are protected by the UP Species Importation Act.
Having unlicensed Ceejes can result in fines, imprisonment, and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion. I don't want to be the bad guy here, but removing sensitive wildlife from its habitat may seem like fun and games, but it can cause devastating consequences on the species.
Need I remind you all about when the wild Greg Evigan was removed from its habitat? We are still seeing the repercussions of that fiasco every time we eat morning cereal, visit the local Legion World Museum of Nanobot Errors, or witness Abin drive.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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