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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

post anything!

[ April 16, 2009, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

keep posting!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

more, more, more!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

who's with me?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

cammon! don't be shy!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

are we post-whores, or are we meek?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

stand up and be counted!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

and counted!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

don't everyone jump at once now. [Frown]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

you are not even trying.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

shame, shame on you.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

seriously.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

too bad Darden called it a night.

he'd be game.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

or Cobie.

where is Cobie anyhow?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Abin was here a second ago.

Since when does he not post-whore?

Posted by Pov on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

where is Cobie anyhow?

Out in his striped shirt.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

and don't even get me started on STU...

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Pov! My hero!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

should have known you'd join such a pointless effort!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

don't stop!

Posted by Pov on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Pov! My hero!

I'm more a hoagie, doncha think?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

dream the dream with me!

Posted by STU on :

I can't believe I have fewer than half the number of posts of the #5 most prolific poster. There was a time when I was right at #1 or #2!

Of course, it's also a bit surprising that, after not posting at all for more than a year, I'm still thousands of posts ahead of some LWers who have been posting every day during that time...

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
I'm more a hoagie, doncha think?

as long as you're not a grinder. [Wink]

Posted by Abin Quank on :

Nope,

Just... Nope!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by STU:
I can't believe I have fewer than half the number of posts of the #5 most prolific poster. There was a time when I was right at #1 or #2!

Of course, it's also a bit surprising that, after not posting at all for more than a year, I'm still thousands of posts ahead of some LWers who have been posting every day during that time...

prime opportunity to catch up, m'boy!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Nope,

Just... Nope!

Yep, just... yep! [Smile]

it's a wonder no one thought of this before.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

it's so absurd, it's only taken five years to think up!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Why, if Lash wasn't such a gent, he'd have thought of it ages ago!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

cammon! we gotta hit page 3 soon!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

any post now...

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

see?

Posted by Abin Quank on :

This is the perfect thread for an auto-reply.

Therefore I shan't allow any.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

hey! where'd you all go?!?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:
This is the perfect thread for an auto-reply.

Therefore I shan't allow any.

that's the spirit! join in!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Pov! We know you're good for some fun nonsense!

Posted by Abin Quank on :

No!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

don't make me do this alone... please,...

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
No!

No?

Really?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

you guys sure make a little bit of fun seem like pulling teeth.

Posted by Abin Quank on :

No!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
No!

For I guy who says, 'no,' you've participated more than anyone but me.

Posted by Abin Quank on :

So?

Posted by Pov on :

Kent, STU and Abin... 9 out of 10 San Diego transvestite hookers agree, they don't come any faster!

[ROTFLMAO]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I see Abin Quank, Pov, Nightcrawler, Lard Lad, and STU.

Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!

Posted by Pov on :

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
So?

A needle pulling threeeeaad...?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Pov:
Kent, STU and Abin... 9 out of 10 San Diego transvestite hookers agree, they don't come any faster!

Bernice said she/he'd LEAVE US ALONE!?!

Posted by Abin Quank on :

Ho!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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So?

Petah Gabriel is in da house!

Posted by Pov on :

4 pages...

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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So?
A needle pulling threeeeaad...?

That, too.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Ho!

says the guy old enough to play Kris Kringle...

Posted by Lard Lad on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!

Meh. Lame. [No]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Pov:
4 pages...

and still with less content than any other thread but more content than USA Today!

Posted by Abin Quank on :

Point?

Posted by STU on :

Has anyone seen the face of Lard Lad?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.

That's never stopped you before!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Point?

...set... match!

Posted by Abin Quank on :

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Originally posted by STU:
Has anyone seen the face of Lard Lad?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by STU:
Has anyone seen the face of Lard Lad?

No LWer... but in apocraphia (or however you spell it),there are tales of woeful spirits, lost in the night...

Posted by Lard Lad on :

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Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!

Hmm? Whatev. [shrug]

Posted by Pov on :

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!

Lame? I thought he was just impotent! [Hmmm?]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Has anyone seen the face of Lard Lad?

that too.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Hmm? Whatev.

you of all people suddenly cannot appreciate inanity?!?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

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Originally posted by Pov:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!

WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!! [Mad]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

If we keep going, even Gary may feel frivolous and join us!

Posted by Pov on :

That's about as unlikely as him smiling... [Wink]

Posted by Abin Quank on :

Doubtful

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!

don't tell his Mrs.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Pov:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!

LARDY... SMASH.....

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
That's about as unlikely as him smiling...

I've SEEN him smile!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Doubtful

ach, yee naysayer!

Posted by STU on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....

How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?

Posted by Abin Quank on :

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?

7412

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

good, people! keep going!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?

Quote. Boxes? [Hmmm?]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?

Only one way to find out!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:

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Originally posted by STU:
Has anyone seen the face of Lard Lad?

Me. Ugly?

Posted by STU on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412

That many?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412

which coincidentally was Abin's original Space Sector

Posted by Abin Quank on :

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Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412
That many?

Approximately

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
Quote. Boxes?

as opposed to briefs.

Posted by Abin Quank on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412
which coincidentally was Abin's original Space Sector

Yep!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:

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Originally posted by STU:
Has anyone seen the face of Lard Lad?

Me. Ugly?

Unlikely. Your sense of humor is too good.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412
That many?

count em and get back to us.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412
That many?
Approximately

Queen Jane?

Posted by Pov on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412
which coincidentally was Abin's original Space Sector
Yep!

It's true!

Posted by Abin Quank on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:

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Originally posted by STU:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Pov:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412
That many?
count em and get back to us.

Nope!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412
which coincidentally was Abin's original Space Sector
Yep!

I only remember because of the HYENA incident.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412
which coincidentally was Abin's original Space Sector
Yep!
It's true!

Pov counted them all.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Surely Lardy can help me spread the cause of sheer unrepentant silliness!
Meh. Lame.
That's never stopped you before!
Lame? I thought he was just impotent!
WHAT?!?! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
LARDY... SMASH.....
How many quote boxes before this thread implodes on itself?
7412
That many?
count em and get back to us.
Nope!

Please?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

page 7 in 41 minutes! impressive!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

and more quote brackets at once than I've ever seen.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

they say there's a lull every five pages.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

???

you can't all have given up!?!

Posted by Pov on :

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page 7 in 41 minutes! impressive!

Almost as impressive as Cobie's (fictional) libido!

Posted by Abin Quank on :

Bored!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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page 7 in 41 minutes! impressive!
Almost as impressive as Cobie's (fictional) libido!

you...weren't... supposed... to ... blow... his...cover....

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Bored!

than jazz it up, half-trapper!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Cali! Vee! join in!

Posted by Pov on :

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page 7 in 41 minutes! impressive!
Almost as impressive as Cobie's (fictional) libido!
you...weren't... supposed... to ... blow... his...cover....

I'm not blowing anything of his! [Eek!]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

safer that way,

you're smarter than he looks.

Posted by Pov on :

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safer that way,

you're smarter than he looks.

That's not saying much. [Wink]

Posted by Abin Quank on :

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safer that way,

you're smarter than he looks.

Tru dat!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Director Lad! Suddenly Seymour! Phineas B. Fuddle! You're all drafted! Help the cause! please!

Posted by Pov on :

I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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safer that way,

you're smarter than he looks.
That's not saying much.

This thread isn't about quality so much as quantity.

Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :

Humans are stupid.

Posted by Pov on :

Are we trying to crash the new server?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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safer that way,

you're smarter than he looks.
Tru dat!

yet you went gambling with him...

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Pov:
I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?

we can pray.

Posted by Pov on :

RODY!

Where's FC when we need her?!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
Humans are stupid.

it's taken you HOW L:ONG to realize that?

Posted by Abin Quank on :

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Originally posted by Pov:
I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?

Click Here For A Spoiler [ROTFLMAO]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Are we trying to crash the new server?

I'm not. I hope it can manage.

Posted by Abin Quank on :

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safer that way,

you're smarter than he looks.
Tru dat!
yet you went gambling with him...

Shhhh....

Posted by Pov on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
safer that way,

you're smarter than he looks.
Tru dat!
yet you went gambling with him...

He always bet against him. [Wink]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Pov:
RODY!

Where's FC when we need her?!

making coffee?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

<contemplating whether I should hunt Rody, or if he's too unbeaverish>

[Hmmm?]

Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :

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Originally posted by Pov:
RODY!

Where's FC when we need her?!

Where's Bucky? He's one of the Rodent Reservists.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:

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Originally posted by Pov:
I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?
Click Here For A Spoiler

another insightful comment. thank you.

Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
<contemplating whether I should hunt Rody, or if he's too unbeaverlike>

[Rody uses his heat-vision to fry Lard Lad's ample behind]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
safer that way,

you're smarter than he looks.
Tru dat!
yet you went gambling with him...
Shhhh....

sorry! You both lost, didn't you?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

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Originally posted by Pov:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
safer that way,

you're smarter than he looks.
Tru dat!
yet you went gambling with him...
He always bet against him.

not always...

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
<contemplating whether I should hunt Rody, or if he's too unbeaverlike>

[Rody uses his heat-vision to fry Lard Lad's ample behind]

OW! @#$%!!!!

Where's muh GUN?

[Mad]

Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :

[Rody takes Lard Lad's gun and, with his super-strength, crushes it into a ball]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
<contemplating whether I should hunt Rody, or if he's too unbeaverish>

if it looks like beaver, have at it!

Posted by Abin Quank on :

Where's Hrun when we need her?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
RODY!

Where's FC when we need her?!
Where's Bucky? He's one of the Rodent Reservists.

I saw last him over near the Nazi Death Machine.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
[Rody takes Lard Lad's gun and, with his super-strength, crushes it into a ball]

<ball morphs back into gun and flies back in Lardy's hands>

<gets Rody in his sights>

*BLAM*

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
<contemplating whether I should hunt Rody, or if he's too unbeaverlike>

[Rody uses his heat-vision to fry Lard Lad's ample behind]

I...smell... BACON...!!!!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
<contemplating whether I should hunt Rody, or if he's too unbeaverlike>

[Rody uses his heat-vision to fry Lard Lad's ample behind]
I...smell... BACON...!!!!

(as if anyone needs an excuse for wantin' to eat my ass... [Wink]

)

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
<contemplating whether I should hunt Rody, or if he's too unbeaverlike>

[Rody uses his heat-vision to fry Lard Lad's ample behind]
OW! @#$%!!!!

Where's muh GUN?

It was confiscated by the Temple Guards prior to the mine chase scene.

Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
[Rody takes Lard Lad's gun and, with his super-strength, crushes it into a ball]
<ball morphs back into gun and flies back in Lardy's hands>

<gets Rody in his sights>

*BLAM*

[the bullet bounces harmlessly off Rody's invulnerable fur, then flies back toward Lard Lad, who dances about comically]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
[Rody takes Lard Lad's gun and, with his super-strength, crushes it into a ball]

a super-strong rat! who's not in public office?!?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Where's Hrun when we need her?

oh, Hrunning around.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
[Rody takes Lard Lad's gun and, with his super-strength, crushes it into a ball]
<ball morphs back into gun and flies back in Lardy's hands>

<gets Rody in his sights>

*BLAM*

NRA vs PETA -- round 1.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
[Rody takes Lard Lad's gun and, with his super-strength, crushes it into a ball]
<ball morphs back into gun and flies back in Lardy's hands>

<gets Rody in his sights>

*BLAM*
[the bullet bounces harmlessly off Rody's invulnerable fur, then flies back toward Lard Lad, who dances about comically]

<the comical dance is a feint for Lardy catching the bullets and powering them with Ultra Lardforce before deftly reloading his gun with them and firing them back at Rody>

*BLAM*

Posted by Pov on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?
Click Here For A Spoiler
another insightful comment. thank you.

Beggars can't be choosers...

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
<contemplating whether I should hunt Rody, or if he's too unbeaverlike>

[Rody uses his heat-vision to fry Lard Lad's ample behind]
I...smell... BACON...!!!!
(as if anyone needs an excuse for wantin' to eat my ass... )

your ass is toast?!?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
[Rody takes Lard Lad's gun and, with his super-strength, crushes it into a ball]
<ball morphs back into gun and flies back in Lardy's hands>

<gets Rody in his sights>

*BLAM*
[the bullet bounces harmlessly off Rody's invulnerable fur, then flies back toward Lard Lad, who dances about comically]

I hate to say it, but Lardy always dances comically. He's not CJ.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
[Rody takes Lard Lad's gun and, with his super-strength, crushes it into a ball]
<ball morphs back into gun and flies back in Lardy's hands>

<gets Rody in his sights>

*BLAM*
[the bullet bounces harmlessly off Rody's invulnerable fur, then flies back toward Lard Lad, who dances about comically]
<the comical dance is a feint for Lardy catching the bullets and powering them with Ultra Lardforce before deftly reloading his gun with them and firing them back at Rody>

*BLAM*

Big type impresses me.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?
Click Here For A Spoiler
another insightful comment. thank you.
Beggars can't be choosers...

I refuse to beg!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

caught up to responses! dang...

Posted by Abin Quank on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?
Click Here For A Spoiler
another insightful comment. thank you.
Beggars can't be choosers...
I refuse to beg!

You'll Beg, and you'll like it!

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?
Click Here For A Spoiler
another insightful comment. thank you.
Beggars can't be choosers...
I refuse to beg!
You'll Beg, and you'll like it!

[flashback to 3 girlfriends ago] wow! deja vu all over again!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I'm now 66 posts away from 6000--should I just ride the wave tonight and go for it? [Hmmm?]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.

I applaud your moral (?) stance on this issue.

Posted by Pov on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I'm now 66 posts away from 6000--should I just ride the wave tonight and go for it?

Why not, I'm going for 10,000! [Big Grin]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.

...er...oh, nevermind!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I'm now 66 posts away from 6000--should I just ride the wave tonight and go for it?

HELL.

YES.

!!!!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
Why not, I'm going for 10,000!

Dream that dream, little sprout.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Would be kinda cool, I guess, for both myself and Chuck to hit major milestones in the same night.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!

You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?

Posted by Pov on :

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?
Click Here For A Spoiler
another insightful comment. thank you.
Beggars can't be choosers...
I refuse to beg!
You'll Beg, and you'll like it!

Yes mistress, may I have another? [Lash Lad - MLLASH]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Would be kinda cool, I guess, for both myself and Chuck to hit major milestones in the same night.

...and feed the gossip columns....

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?

Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
I wonder if Funny@$$ Buttfiddle will join in?
Click Here For A Spoiler
another insightful comment. thank you.
Beggars can't be choosers...
I refuse to beg!
You'll Beg, and you'll like it!
Yes mistress, may I have another?

Not until you've made a Tim Horton's run for us all.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Would be kinda cool, I guess, for both myself and Chuck to hit major milestones in the same night.
...and feed the gossip columns....

Yer outta line, Kent! Me and Chuck ain' like dat!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?
Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.

please! We need all the rebuttals of Miner we can get.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?
Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
please! We need all the rebuttals of Miner we can get.

Well, Miner? Ya gonna rebutt?

*snicker*

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Would be kinda cool, I guess, for both myself and Chuck to hit major milestones in the same night.
...and feed the gossip columns....
Yer outta line, Kent! Me and Chuck ain' like dat!

I had no idea you had any line. my bad.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Would be kinda cool, I guess, for both myself and Chuck to hit major milestones in the same night.
...and feed the gossip columns....
Yer outta line, Kent! Me and Chuck ain' like dat!
I had no idea you had any line. my bad.

*SNORF*

Huh? What?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?
Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
please! We need all the rebuttals of Miner we can get.
Well, Miner? Ya gonna rebutt?

*snicker*

*butterfinger* I like candy too!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Would be kinda cool, I guess, for both myself and Chuck to hit major milestones in the same night.
...and feed the gossip columns....
Yer outta line, Kent! Me and Chuck ain' like dat!
I had no idea you had any line. my bad.
*SNORF*

Huh? What?

Gutten Morgen, mein Herr.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?
Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
please! We need all the rebuttals of Miner we can get.
Well, Miner? Ya gonna rebutt?

*snicker*
*butterfinger* I like candy too!

Uh-oh! Gotta go: *Hershey's*

Posted by Stoopid Cat on :

**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?
Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
please! We need all the rebuttals of Miner we can get.
Well, Miner? Ya gonna rebutt?

*snicker*
*butterfinger* I like candy too!
Uh-oh! Gotta go: *Hershey's*

???
The Great American Chocoltate Bar makes you run?!?

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.

Probably for the best that you gave up.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**

welcome back!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**

Heeeeerre--puss-puss-puss! [Love]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
Probably for the best that you gave up.

Agreed. We'd hate to see a legend like Miner embarrassed.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**
Heeeeerre--puss-puss-puss!

you're married. it won't work.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?
Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
please! We need all the rebuttals of Miner we can get.
Well, Miner? Ya gonna rebutt?

*snicker*
*butterfinger* I like candy too!
Uh-oh! Gotta go: *Hershey's*
???
The Great American Chocoltate Bar makes you run?!?

It was, uh, kind of a metaphor....ever had the Hershey Squirts?

Posted by Stoopid Cat on :

**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
Probably for the best that you gave up.
Agreed. We'd hate to see a legend like Miner embarrassed.

Yeah, he knows I'd win a battle of wits. [Yes]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?
Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
please! We need all the rebuttals of Miner we can get.
Well, Miner? Ya gonna rebutt?

*snicker*
*butterfinger* I like candy too!
Uh-oh! Gotta go: *Hershey's*
???
The Great American Chocoltate Bar makes you run?!?
It was, uh, kind of a metaphor....ever had the Hershey Squirts?

...NO;

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?

Lardlad in a tanning booth.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**
Heeeeerre--puss-puss-puss!
you're married. it won't work.

Yeah, I know--don't get ta pet hers much either. [Frown]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**

poor critter. thinks its a dog.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**

It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?

Posted by Pov on :

Smellie Cat, Smellie Cat

What are they feeding you? [The Polecat]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
Probably for the best that you gave up.
Agreed. We'd hate to see a legend like Miner embarrassed.
Yeah, he knows I'd win a battle of wits.

or a half-battle.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?
Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
please! We need all the rebuttals of Miner we can get.
Well, Miner? Ya gonna rebutt?

*snicker*
*butterfinger* I like candy too!
Uh-oh! Gotta go: *Hershey's*
???
The Great American Chocoltate Bar makes you run?!?
It was, uh, kind of a metaphor....ever had the Hershey Squirts?
...NO;

What about Number Three?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?
Lardlad in a tanning booth.

fried pig.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?
Lardlad in a tanning booth.

Sexy, SEXY me...all hot and sweaty! [Big Grin]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**
Heeeeerre--puss-puss-puss!
you're married. it won't work.
Yeah, I know--don't get ta pet hers much either.

you may not be catching much, but at least you've goy the fishing license.

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
Probably for the best that you gave up.
Agreed. We'd hate to see a legend like Miner embarrassed.
Yeah, he knows I'd win a battle of wits.
or a half-battle.

He'd be hard pressed to make it a skirmish.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?

Lardy's just looking for a lickin'

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**
Heeeeerre--puss-puss-puss!
you're married. it won't work.
Yeah, I know--don't get ta pet hers much either.
you may not be catching much, but at least you've goy the fishing license.

Yeah, 'd be nice to get some bait every once in while, though... [Smile]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
Smellie Cat, Smellie Cat

What are they feeding you?

Thank you Ms. Buffay.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
Probably for the best that you gave up.
Agreed. We'd hate to see a legend like Miner embarrassed.
Yeah, he knows I'd win a battle of wits.
or a half-battle.
He'd be hard pressed to make it a skirmish.

Says the fella who allowed himself to be drawn into this thread! [Razz]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'

Wouldn't mind! [Drool]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I refuse to assist in the promotion of this thread.
...er...oh, nevermind!
You take advice from an insect? Why not a rodent while you're at it?!?
Hey, I showed that filthy vermin who's boss, didn't I?

In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
please! We need all the rebuttals of Miner we can get.
Well, Miner? Ya gonna rebutt?

*snicker*
*butterfinger* I like candy too!
Uh-oh! Gotta go: *Hershey's*
???
The Great American Chocoltate Bar makes you run?!?
It was, uh, kind of a metaphor....ever had the Hershey Squirts?
...NO;
What about Number Three?

Three is too kinky for this board.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?
Lardlad in a tanning booth.
fried pig.

Hey! I resemble that remark! [Mad]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?
Lardlad in a tanning booth.
Sexy, SEXY me...all hot and sweaty!

well... sweaty anyway.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?
Lardlad in a tanning booth.
Sexy, SEXY me...all hot and sweaty!
well... sweaty anyway.

Yeah...it don't take much to make a fat boy sweat. [No]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
Probably for the best that you gave up.
Agreed. We'd hate to see a legend like Miner embarrassed.
Yeah, he knows I'd win a battle of wits.
or a half-battle.
He'd be hard pressed to make it a skirmish.

or spell "skirmish."

Posted by Lard Lad on :

skirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskir mishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmish skirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskir mishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmish skirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskir mishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmish skirmishskirmishskirmishskirmish

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**
Heeeeerre--puss-puss-puss!
you're married. it won't work.
Yeah, I know--don't get ta pet hers much either.
you may not be catching much, but at least you've got the fishing license.
Yeah, 'd be nice to get some bait every once in while, though...

just keep hookin'

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**
Heeeeerre--puss-puss-puss!
you're married. it won't work.
Yeah, I know--don't get ta pet hers much either.
you may not be catching much, but at least you've got the fishing license.
Yeah, 'd be nice to get some bait every once in while, though...
just keep hookin'

Hey, I ain't sellin', byotch!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
Probably for the best that you gave up.
Agreed. We'd hate to see a legend like Miner embarrassed.
Yeah, he knows I'd win a battle of wits.
or a half-battle.
He'd be hard pressed to make it a skirmish.
Says the fella who allowed himself to be drawn into this thread!

He's just mining for it.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
Probably for the best that you gave up.
Agreed. We'd hate to see a legend like Miner embarrassed.
Yeah, he knows I'd win a battle of wits.
or a half-battle.
He'd be hard pressed to make it a skirmish.
Says the fella who allowed himself to be drawn into this thread!
He's just mining for it.

Such a mine tease, that one. [tease]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!

so you're on record for consent...

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...

Always!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?
Lardlad in a tanning booth.
fried pig.
Hey! I resemble that remark!

wow! lucky guess.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?
Lardlad in a tanning booth.
Sexy, SEXY me...all hot and sweaty!
well... sweaty anyway.
Yeah...it don't take much to make a fat boy sweat.

Just 36-24-36 or a lie detector test about the one-handed tango.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?
Lardlad in a tanning booth.
Sexy, SEXY me...all hot and sweaty!
well... sweaty anyway.
Yeah...it don't take much to make a fat boy sweat.
Just 36-24-36 or a lie detector test about the one-handed tango.

Pretty much anything. You know, like walking 20 feet to the car? [shrug]

<And, really, what's with all the masturbation euphamisms? This is the internet, guys--show some restraint! [Wink]

Posted by Pov on :

more than 1/10th of the way to our goal!

Posted by Future on :

I intend to make up 1/2000th of this thread.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I wonder if possession being 9/10 of the law comes into play?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Hmmm...did Kent leave to investigate those Hershey Squirts?

Posted by Reboot on :

Say what?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Hershey...Squirts?

Posted by Reboot on :

Je ne comprends pas le concept

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Liquidy doodoo?

Posted by Space Ranger on :

Classy...

(But predictable)

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

You're half right.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I guess Reboot doesn't have diarrhea in his...Continuum, or whatever it's called. [shrug]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Kent sure left abruptly after all that begging us to post-inflate this thread! The NERVE!

We should boycott this thread!!! [Yes]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
We should boycott this thread!!!

Oh, *now* you agree with me.

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

Rereading this thread is like getting checked for an STD. I want to do it, sure...but I have no real intention to do so.

Posted by Reboot on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I guess Reboot doesn't have diarrhea in his...Continuum, or whatever it's called.

Ah. Je comprendre le cas qui nous occupe aujourd'hui, je ne faisait que bedeviled par l'utilisation d'un terme inconnu pour moi dans la description.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Reboot:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I guess Reboot doesn't have diarrhea in his...Continuum, or whatever it's called.
Ah. Je comprendre le cas qui nous occupe aujourd'hui, je ne faisait que bedeviled par l'utilisation d'un terme inconnu pour moi dans la description.

(I can almost hear the haughty, Frenchy laugh accompanying that... [Shudder]

)

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Reboot:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I guess Reboot doesn't have diarrhea in his...Continuum, or whatever it's called.
Ah. Je comprendre le cas qui nous occupe aujourd'hui, je ne faisait que bedeviled par l'utilisation d'un terme inconnu pour moi dans la description.

Sure, prove him wrong.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
We should boycott this thread!!!
Oh, *now* you agree with me.

The difference now is that Kent jumped ship without so much as a slap on the butt!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Rereading this thread is like getting checked for an STD. I want to do it, sure...but I have no real intention to do so.

Kinda like getting rid of harpies, eh? Once you've got 'em...

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
We should boycott this thread!!!
Oh, *now* you agree with me.
The difference now is that Kent jumped ship without so much as a slap on the butt!

And this leaves you with a feeling other than one of relief?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
We should boycott this thread!!!
Oh, *now* you agree with me.
The difference now is that Kent jumped ship without so much as a slap on the butt!
And this leaves you with a feeling other than one of relief?

Hey--my butt's been thru a LOT in this thread! [Yes]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
We should boycott this thread!!!
Oh, *now* you agree with me.
The difference now is that Kent jumped ship without so much as a slap on the butt!
And this leaves you with a feeling other than one of relief?
Hey--my butt's been thru a LOT in this thread!

Enough to get it its own reality show?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
We should boycott this thread!!!
Oh, *now* you agree with me.
The difference now is that Kent jumped ship without so much as a slap on the butt!
And this leaves you with a feeling other than one of relief?
Hey--my butt's been thru a LOT in this thread!
Enough to get it its own reality show?

If those jokers who've gotten their own reality shows can, then my butt certainly can!

Posted by Reboot on :

Ah. Que fous ces gens. Ils doivent apprendre, oui.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Reboot:
Ah. Que fous ces gens. Ils doivent apprendre, oui.

Wow. That put ME in my place! [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Reboot on :

Après des années de se plaindre partenaire Rick Nicita, CAA initiale de jeunes Turcs ont poussé hors de l'agence et lui imposé sur Morgan Creek où il va être co-président et chef de l'exploitation. Il doit avoir été une situation désespérée pour les 63 ans qui Nicita, après des années de rumeurs qu'il est sur le outs, est maintenant prêts à travailler pour James Robinson, un des pires patrons à Hollywood et un des plus grands trous de cul dans le film biz. (Kudos to Los Angeles Times "Claudia Eller en ligne qui a tout d'abord avec l'annonce ... sans analyse).

Ce travail aboutit horrible Nicita de 42 ans de carrière à titre d'agent pour la première William Morris, puis la CAA, où il est devenu associé en 1995, lorsque Ovitz gauche à devenir la court-prez minuterie de la Walt Disney Co. C'est à ce moment que l'agence a été remis à la soi-disant Jeunes Turcs - Jay Moloney, Richard Lovett, Bryan Lourd, Kevin Huvane, David "Doc" O'Connor - ainsi que pour diriger la musique de Tom Ross, chef de la télévision Lee Gabler, ancien combattant et agent Nicita . Même si M. Moloney à un point a été vanté de prendre en charge l'agence, il a été congédié en 1996 en raison de son espoir drogue. Depuis lors, les Jeunes Turcs ont lentement mais sûrement consolidé leur emprise sur la CAA, poussant d'abord Ross, puis Gabler, Nicita et maintenant.

Bien que considéré comme un agent de diligence dans le film biz, j'ai entendu pendant des années les CAA d'initiés sur la façon dont les plaintes "paresseux" et "unaggressive" est Nicita, sans parler de "trop". (Rappelez-vous qu'ils disent, pas moi ...) C'est donc juste une question de temps avant qu'il est sorti. Bien sûr, maintenant, c'est un moment opportun pour donner la CAA à l'ol 'ho-lourds depuis Tom Cruise n'est pas l'étoile, il était une fois et sa United Artists est sur ses patins (la femme de Rick et de croisière de longue date la production de partenaire Paula Wagner, il est chef de la direction .) Pendant ce temps, le terrain est Huvane ce que quelques héros principal offre il ya de Tom.

Nicita est générale, au sein de l'industrie, il y aura un bon antidote à Robinson qui est loathed. Mais Nicita aurait dû essayer d'acheter lui-même plus de temps, car il aurait pu marcher dans un concert sous le n ° 2 lors d'une grande agence (qui, je le sais pensais à son embauche). Mais alors, Nicita aurait été un concurrent, et la CAA ne pouvait que - c'est la raison pour laquelle les jeunes Turcs trouver les emplois de production pour les agents qu'ils veulent abandonner. Même Universal, qui distribue Morgan Creek est incroyablement mauvais produit en échange d'une taxe de matières grasses, sont désorientés pourquoi Nicita de terre au Morgan Creek. "Qu'est-ce qui motive Robinson ces jours-ci? Je ne sais pas honnêtement. Il fut un temps à hobnob avec les étoiles ..." un exec snarked pour moi.

Oh, et pour mémoire, je viens de recevoir ce message de CAA bigwig: «Vous n'avez aucune idée de comment vous sont blessants. Rick Nicita est un des grands hommes de notre entreprise. Il est bien-aimé de nous tous. Il wasn ' t poussé de toute chose. Il est effectivement très heureux de son nouvel emploi. Il a créé. Il a été très bons amis avec Jim Robinson pour une longue période. En raison de ce que vous avez écrit et composé, il va maintenant passer le reste de l'année répondre stupide question de savoir si il était "poussé out» ou non ...."

Posted by Pov on :

So... Pluto isn't a planet anymore. What'sup with that?

Posted by Pov on :

(when in doubt, quote SCRUBS...)

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
skirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskir mishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmish skirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskir mishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmish skirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskir mishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmishskirmish skirmishskirmishskirmishskirmish

good. now on the chalkboard, please.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Meow**

I smell a rat!

**Meow**
Heeeeerre--puss-puss-puss!
you're married. it won't work.
Yeah, I know--don't get ta pet hers much either.
you may not be catching much, but at least you've got the fishing license.
Yeah, 'd be nice to get some bait every once in while, though...
just keep hookin'
Hey, I ain't sellin', byotch!

that ain't what Pov says.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
In any case I was just gonna point out Miner's faulty logic in that post, but decided against it.
Probably for the best that you gave up.
Agreed. We'd hate to see a legend like Miner embarrassed.
Yeah, he knows I'd win a battle of wits.
or a half-battle.
He'd be hard pressed to make it a skirmish.
Says the fella who allowed himself to be drawn into this thread!
He's just mining for it.
Such a mine tease, that one.

just don't put a canary in his coal mine.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!

you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
What smells like bacon?
Lardlad in a tanning booth.
Sexy, SEXY me...all hot and sweaty!
well... sweaty anyway.
Yeah...it don't take much to make a fat boy sweat.
Just 36-24-36 or a lie detector test about the one-handed tango.
Pretty much anything. You know, like walking 20 feet to the car?

<And, really, what's with all the masturbation euphamisms? This is the internet, guys--show some restraint! >

you're right, we should refrain from anti-Semetic remarks, Mr. Gibson.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
more than 1/10th of the way to our goal!

well done, all!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Future:
I intend to make up 1/2000th of this thread.

yet in being quoted, your contribution is multiplied.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I wonder if possession being 9/10 of the law comes into play?

ask Linda Blair

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Hmmm...did Kent leave to investigate those Hershey Squirts?

nope. Just a friendly neighborhood power outage. I claim no responsibility.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Reboot:
Say what?

Quoi?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Hershey...Squirts?

sez you.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Reboot:
Je ne comprends pas le concept

Riiight. of course you don't.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Liquidy doodoo?

But enough about Mr. Byrne.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Classy...

(But predictable)

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
You're half right.

When Miner's right, he's right.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Kent sure left abruptly after all that begging us to post-inflate this thread! The NERVE!

We should boycott this thread!!!

my apologies. Twas not voluntary.

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.

Yes he would.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.
Yes he would.

Really?

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.
Yes he would.
Really?

Yes, you would.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.
Yes he would.
Really?
Yes, you would.

Were they THAT cute?

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.
Yes he would.
Really?
Yes, you would.
Were they THAT cute?

What's that got to do with anything?

Posted by Abin Quank on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.
Yes he would.
Really?
Yes, you would.
Were they THAT cute?

Not only NO! But Oh Hell NO!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.
Yes he would.
Really?
Yes, you would.
Were they THAT cute?
What's that got to do with anything?

Well, you seemed to think I'd be into them.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.
Yes he would.
Really?
Yes, you would.
Were they THAT cute?
Not only NO! But Oh Hell NO!

MINER!!!

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.
Yes he would.
Really?
Yes, you would.
Were they THAT cute?
What's that got to do with anything?
Well, you seemed to think I'd be into them.

Well, she moved, so duh.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**

Good ta be back.

What smells like bacon?

I like Bacon!

**Purr**
It's my burnt butt, pretty-kitty! Kitty want some bacon?
Lardy's just looking for a lickin'
Wouldn't mind!
so you're on record for consent...
Always!
you wouldn't say that if you had seen one of the Black Canaries we saw at Sandy Eggo.
Yes he would.
Really?
Yes, you would.
Were they THAT cute?
What's that got to do with anything?
Well, you seemed to think I'd be into them.

"Cute" does not refer to the BCs I was talking about, not remotely.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

A Larry the Cable Guy joke waiting to materialize.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I'll give you a quarter if you go back and count the number of quote boxes we've used so far.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

This thread has fizzled an eighth of the way to its goal.

Posted by Pov on :

I blame your avatar.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

fine! I'll change it!

Posted by Space Ranger on :

Why does this tread exist?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I'm Drunk but this thread is asinine and I'll sober up eventually)

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

treads exist because tires aren't worn down.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

oh, and... happy, Povkins? [Smile]

Posted by Space Ranger on :

Wasn't you somebody else a minute ago?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I coulda swore he was somebody else...)

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I'm still me, but I changed my avatar.

Posted by Pov on :

Is it helping any?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
Is it helping any?

Not really--there's still that awful stench! *Pee-yew*

[Disgusting]

Posted by Pov on :

That's cold, Lardy. Reeeal cold. [Frown]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Hey, you can change the avatar... [Wink]

Posted by Pov on :

But it provides an invaluable safety tip!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Kent's avatar contains a safety tip? [Confused]

Posted by Pov on :

oh, you meant -his-. Carry on.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Weren't we always talking about Kent and his avatar change?!?!? [Confused]

Posted by Pov on :

I thought your stench comment might've been aimed at my monkey... [Frown]

Posted by Pov on :

(remember kids... DON'T SWALLOW YOUR GUM!)

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
I thought your stench comment might've been aimed at my monkey...

Nah, but he needs a spankin'! [Wink]

Posted by Pov on :

Well, YEAH. Everybody should spank the monkey.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
(remember kids... DON'T SWALLOW YOUR GUM!)

*gulp*

...oh....NO!

[Eek!]

Posted by Pov on :

(Just not as often as Kent. Or STU. Or Cobie.)

Posted by Pov on :

DINNER BREAK! To Be Cont'd!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
(Just not as often as Kent. Or STU. Or Cobie.)

Man, ya lost me. Are they into animal abuse or something? [Confused]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

not animal abuse, but something.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Verb abuse.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
DINNER BREAK! To Be Cont'd!

I just had mine. Tortillas with refried beans, jalapenos, cheddar, salsa and homemade guac, Yum!

with a glass of rum, lime and seltzer (almost a Mojito!)

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

ice cream for dessert.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

oops! forgot. out of ice cream. Cape Cod jalapeno and cheddar tater chips instead.

Out of seltzer, so pineapple soda and rum for beverage.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

<sniffs>

Guess ya didn't work a shower in there, Kent? [No]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I shower plenty.

you smelt it, you dealt it.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Dude, SO not one to displace blame! [Razz]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

escuse moi?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Aw--enuff with the French, man!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

sez the guy using every brand of par-fume to hide his stank!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I sure hope this thread doesn't degenerate into a "yo mama" contest... [No]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

you started this line of discussion, I must remind you.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Hey, I'm a little tipsy! What's your excuse?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I'm VERY tipsy!

I've killed most of a bottle of rum today.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I'm just downing Icehouse(s)!

So...on a Tipsy Scale of 1 to 10, you're...?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

it's hard to tell.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I'm at about a 3...and climbing!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I'm hesitant to even guess.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
I'm VERY tipsy!

I've killed most of a bottle of rum today.

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
I'm hesitant to even guess.

Not knowing your alcohol tolerance, I'd say you're at least at 7 or 8...unless you truly ARE Kent Shakespeare!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

(did Kent's power go out again?!?!?!)

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

nope. just has a long phone call about a short woman. long story I am NOT getting into.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Are ya still tipsy?

Posted by Pov on :

That midget hooker pressing charges sobered him up...! [Eek!]

Posted by Pov on :

Kent just wanted to see what it felt like to be Colossal Boy in bed.

Posted by Pov on :

Remember to add "in bed" to the end of all your Chinese fortune cookies.

Posted by Pov on :

I think it was Mickey Mantle who said, "I like small women. Their hands make my **** look big."

Posted by Pov on :

That line was in some baseball bio my aunt lent me. Can't remember whose...

Posted by Pov on :

If Kent's not still sleeping, I'm betting he's hung-over.

Posted by Pov on :

A round of Bloody Mary's with raw eggs, please!

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod, Mr Perv, will you please like quit talkin' to yourself?

Like Pretty Please?

[ August 03, 2008, 08:55 AM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]

Posted by Pov on :

Does Gramps know you're here, little girl?

Posted by Pov on :

Kent wants 2000 posts, and he's gonna get 'em!

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod, all from like little old you, Mr Perv?

Posted by Pov on :

If that's what it takes little missy!

Posted by Pov on :

Though I may need a bathroom break or two.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

not hung over, but i did have a Virgin Mary at brunch.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

slept late. was up from 4-6am then snoozed again.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I'm house-sitting, so for once this summer I can snooze as late as I like.

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod, Mr Shakeyrear is this thread like some kind of private competition between you and Mr Perv to see who can like talk to themselves the longest???

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

it won't be if you and others join us and help out!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I guess it would look better if we talked to our alts like other posters do, huh?

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod! But then we can't like watch and laugh at you behind your like backs and stuff.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

sure you can! anything is possible... look at your uncle's resurrection.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

... I scared her off. [Frown]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

we need themes to keep this going.

Monday will be "Impersonate Cobie" Day!!!

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
... I scared her off.

It was inevitable.

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
... I scared her off.

Ohmygod! Yep, you're like real scary Mr Shakeyrear.

Ya think that like the Assistant Security Chief might have like better things to do than listen to you and Mr Perv drone on and like on?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
... I scared her off.
Ohmygod! Yep, you're like real scary Mr Shakeyrear.

Ya think that like the Assistant Security Chief might have like better things to do than listen to you and Mr Perv drone on and like on?

Yeah, Brit--they're so old and icky!

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
... I scared her off.
Ohmygod! Yep, you're like real scary Mr Shakeyrear.

Ya think that like the Assistant Security Chief might have like better things to do than listen to you and Mr Perv drone on and like on?
Yeah, Brit--they're so old and icky!

Ohmygod! And you're like older and ickier than they are Mr Lard-Butt.

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ya think that like the Assistant Security Chief might have like better things to do than listen to you and Mr Perv drone on and like on?

How's that crossword puzzle coming along, btw?

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

quote:
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ya think that like the Assistant Security Chief might have like better things to do than listen to you and Mr Perv drone on and like on?
How's that crossword puzzle coming along, btw?

Ohmygod! what's a like 12 letter (2 Words) for Sarcastic Bug?

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod! what's a like 12 letter (2 Words) for Sarcastic Bug?

Sean McKeever

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
... I scared her off.
Ohmygod! Yep, you're like real scary Mr Shakeyrear.

Ya think that like the Assistant Security Chief might have like better things to do than listen to you and Mr Perv drone on and like on?
Yeah, Brit--they're so old and icky!
Ohmygod! And you're like older and ickier than they are Mr Lard-Butt.

Look at me, Brit--I'm, like, 17 now. I used the Lardforce to shed all those extra pounds and give me some much-needed nips and tucks. I'm neither old nor icky now--and I'm dating Umber!

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
... I scared her off.
Ohmygod! Yep, you're like real scary Mr Shakeyrear.

Ya think that like the Assistant Security Chief might have like better things to do than listen to you and Mr Perv drone on and like on?
Yeah, Brit--they're so old and icky!
Ohmygod! And you're like older and ickier than they are Mr Lard-Butt.
Look at me, Brit--I'm, like, 17 now. I used the Lardforce to shed all those extra pounds and give me some much-needed nips and tucks. I'm neither old nor icky now--and I'm dating Umber!

Ohmygod! Can you like use the Lard-Force to nip your tongue and tuck your mouth shut?

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
... I scared her off.
Ohmygod! Yep, you're like real scary Mr Shakeyrear.

Ya think that like the Assistant Security Chief might have like better things to do than listen to you and Mr Perv drone on and like on?
Yeah, Brit--they're so old and icky!
Ohmygod! And you're like older and ickier than they are Mr Lard-Butt.
Look at me, Brit--I'm, like, 17 now. I used the Lardforce to shed all those extra pounds and give me some much-needed nips and tucks. I'm neither old nor icky now--and I'm dating Umber!
Ohmygod! Can you like use the Lard-Force to nip your tongue and tuck your mouth shut?

Ohmygod! And I didn't know that Umber was like that blind and desperate? Poor Girl!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Brit, Brit, Brit... [No]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I'm sure she'd be open to your sage counsel, EDG - before she makes any irreversible errors.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Look, me and Umber haven't so much as KISSED, yet, alright?

YEESH!

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod! I should like hope not!

Maybe she'll wake up in time...

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I'M NOT ICKY!!!!

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod, You'd have to move like several rungs up the evolutionary ladder just to reach ICKY!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Well, you're an insufferable brat wannabe!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod, You'd have to move like several rungs up the evolutionary ladder just to reach ICKY!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod, You'd have to move like several rungs up the evolutionary ladder just to reach ICKY!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

[Smile]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Look, me and Umber haven't so much as KISSED, yet, alright?

YEESH!

That's not what you were telling the boys at SHAKES.....

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Well, you're an insufferable brat wannabe!

Ohmygod! That is so not true.

I am NOT a Wannabe!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Wannabe Rambette!!! [tease]

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod! What kind of dork uses made up words like "Rambette" anyway?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Not this dork, Dorkette.

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod! Why don't you stick an "ette" on your lunch box so you can say you have a girlfriend!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Maybe it would help you get a boyfriend?

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Do you even know which thread you're posting in?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Yeah, the "Britney's a dorkette" thread!

Posted by Pov on :

Wait... EDG's name is Britney? [Confused]

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod! You live under a rock, Mr Perv?

Posted by Pov on :

I guess so, as far as your story goes. So how's K-Fed and the boys? Seen Jamie Lynn's little girl yet?

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod! [Confused]

Posted by Pov on :

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because someone told him to “Get a long, little doggy" ! [Big Grin]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
Wait... EDG's name is Britney?

Pov.

C'mon.

don't be eight steps behind the program.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Is there any other name more perfect than Britney for EDG...except, perhaps, "Dorkette"?

Posted by Abin Quank on :

I guess I need to make sure My Granddaughter is better chaperoned when she comes here.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

She can take care of herself, "Gramps"! [LOL]

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

I just got a long little doggy!

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

It's a miniature long-haired dachshund named...

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Wait for it...

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Rylie

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Actually, in the American Old West, a motherless calf was called a dogie.

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

One possible explanation: When their mothers died early, they were weaned too early and the coarse grass they ate wouldn't digest right.

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Their swollen bellies resembled a batch of sourdough in a sack. This kind of calf was referred to as dough-guts.

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Which, slang made into "dogie"

(This info and the previous 3 posts from THe Free Online dictionaru and The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.)
(Don't wanna get sued. I might lose an arm AND a leg)

Posted by Pov on :

Veddy interesting. Veddy, veddy! [Yes]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

[grits teeth]...don't...humor...him...Pov![/grits teeth]

[Wink]

Posted by Faraway Lad on :

No I find this sort of thing fascinating. Please carry on.

[Wink]

Posted by Pov on :

HEY! Kent's here! Get posting, folks! [Lash Lad - MLLASH]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

Why should we do his work for him?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

*huff-huff*

Dude...I...can't...I'm...spent...already...

*huff-huff*

Posted by Pov on :

[TheOffice]"That's what SHE said!"[/TheOffice]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

<all-ages board>

<all-ages board>

<just keep reminding yourself, it's an all-ages board.>

Posted by Pov on :

All-ages BORED, maybe... [sigh]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Yeah the "All-ages of Rampant Horniness"!

Posted by Pov on :

All right, all right. It's just, Lardy's a bad influence, ya know? [Wink]

Posted by Pov on :

27 pages, Kent! WOOHOO!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
All right, all right. It's just, Lardy's a bad influence, ya know?

Moi?

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

He's just projecting.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Yeah, he's the projectionist at the local Triple-X movie spot...

Posted by Space Ranger on :

Post-whores

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Like I'm a virgin...)

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

Is that what it's called?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Post-whoring, you mean?

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

Yeah. That.

Is that what it's called?

Posted by Pov on :

As long as Shady's not around to hear it...! [Eek!]

Posted by Pov on :

She's not a fan of the "W" word. [Frown]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

Wellington?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Yeah, it's called post-whoring, Miner. Originally derived from "milestone whoring", wherein one tried to catch significant posts like the 100th, 1000th or whatever in a given thread.

Since then, it's been more en vogue to pad one's own post counts and achieve personal milestones, hence "post whoring".

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

Well, you learn something new every day...

Posted by Pov on :

Why is Kent using the "Cheryl Lad" avatar when he's CLEARly rockin' the "Farrah" 'do?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Kent is clearly...confused. [Wink]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Not ME, though! [No]

Posted by Pov on :

Nah, you're Bosley all the way! [LOL]

Posted by Pov on :

Only 408 posts?! You guys have less stamina than Cobie on his Wedding night! [No]

(Sorry Mrs. Cobalt. Really, REALLY sorry. )

[Wink]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

But not that sorry.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Yeah, without Kent, this thread lost its soul.

[Frown]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

Not that it had that much to lose.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Yeah, it was just rampant consumerism at its worst.

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

Well, you're not really being asked to purchase anything, but I get what you mean.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

We should stop posting to it on principle, especially since the premise is unlikely to succeed.

[Hmmm?]

Any idea what the fastest thread to 2000 might have been?

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

Nope.

Probably one of the "Inane" threads.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Wonder how quickly the original SHAKES thread maxed out?

Posted by STU on :

This is like the The Dark Knight of threads.

(Speaking of which, TDK has now grossed about $441 million and is #3 on the all-time (non-inflation-adjusted) list. It should overtake Star Wars pretty soon, and has a good shot at topping $500 million some time after that. Surpassing Titanic's $600 million is still a bit of a long shot, though.)

Posted by Pov on :

Not if Christian Bale had done nude sketches of Heath Ledger.

Posted by Pov on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Wonder how quickly the original SHAKES thread maxed out?

Who could tell? Everyone was drunk... [No]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

quote:
Originally posted by STU:
This is like the The Dark Knight of threads.

(Speaking of which, TDK has now grossed about $441 million and is #3 on the all-time (non-inflation-adjusted) list. It should overtake Star Wars pretty soon, and has a good shot at topping $500 million some time after that. Surpassing Titanic's $600 million is still a bit of a long shot, though.)

I doubt it'll surpass Titanic.

I'll settle for it becoming the #1 grossing superhero movie (adjusted for inflation), which I think it'll get.

Posted by Fat Cramer on :

I heard the best part of TDK is the Watchmen preview.

Posted by Pov on :

OUCH! [Eek!]

:cringe:

Posted by Pov on :

Why no :cringe: greamlin?

Posted by Pov on :

Did the Legion never :cringe: ?

Posted by Pov on :

Even at the sight of all of Dawnstar's :fringe: ? [Hmmm?]

Posted by Pov on :

It's enough to send ME on a :binge:... [Sugyn]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Don't play with fire if ya don't wanna get :singed:

Posted by Pov on :

Well, looks like THAT's played itself out... [LOL]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

It was a worthy attempt.

Posted by Language Arts Lad on :

Do we know how long the previous record holder took to get to 2000 posts. We could still beat it, or it could already be too late... I admit I didn't read the intervening 27 pages to find out. [No]

Posted by Outdoor Miner on :

We don't know.

We'll just get there and make the claim.

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I dunno.....this thread just ain't sexy enuff to get to 2000 posts that quickly.

[Hmmm?]

Posted by Pov on :

[Styx]

How 'bout NOW? [Big Grin]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Nope! But NOW it is:

YEAH, BABY!!! Let the posting race continue!!!

[Big Grin]

Posted by Pov on :

If only to advance this thread to the next page... [Shudder]

Posted by Pov on :

[Wink]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I know Pov...too tempting to have onscreen! [Yes]

Posted by Iron Rat on :

That photo's popping up everywhere! [Eek!]

Pretty soon it's going to be the 2008 version of the infamous picture-that-shall-not-be-named-or-posted...

Posted by Lard Lad on :

You gotta admit, STU...mine's sexier! [Smile]

Posted by Pov on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[

And HOW!

Posted by SharkLad on :

My dorsal fin is all tingly ...

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

He has such a blase expression on his face... like a disaffected European aristocrat on holiday at Nice...

Posted by Pov on :

I can't tell... are those cantaloupe slices or cheese puffs in the plastic bag?

Posted by Pov on :

(not that we need it blown up, nor WANT it, in order to find out... [Shudder]

)

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

I tried zooming in, but it was impossible to magnify the contents of the bag without also magnifying at least one nipple... [Shudder]

Posted by Pov on :

SO not trying to go there. SO not trying to go there. [Shudder]

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

[Shudder]

(By the way, I speculate that those orange things are Cheez-Its -- they seem to be square.)

Posted by SharkLad on :

I also believe they are Cheez-Its ... and I would like to see the magnified nipple ...

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

Actually, if it's properly cropped (and any errant hairs are photoshopped out), it might be relatively difficult to tell if it's a male or female nipple.

Posted by SharkLad on :

it's all the same to me ...

<splash>

Posted by Pov on :

[AHHHH!!!!]

Hot funk, cool punk, even if its old junk
Its still rock and roll to me [Band]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Yes, pretty sure those were Cheez-Its.

And WHY exactly hasn't anyone magnified the nipple, yet?

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

Too afraid that it's the beginning of a slippery slope...

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Into what?!?!

Posted by SharkLad on :

a nipple black hole, perhaps?

<splash>

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Don't think my "black hole"'s visible in the pic actually...

Posted by Pov on :

Thank G*d for over-sized shorts... [Shudder]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Too bad my hairy feet are just off-shot, though. [Frown]

Posted by SharkLad on :

"hairy feet?" ... let me say again ... My dorsal fin is getting all tingly ...

Posted by Lard Lad on :

You...like hairy feet? [gasp]

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

SharkLad: hobbit fetishist??

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Lard Lad: Hobbit??

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

Words separated by a colon, followed by two question marks: infectious??

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Colons: useful??

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

Two question marks: overkill??

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Overkill: bad rap??

Posted by Pov on :

Overkill, the band? Well-deserved... [Razz]

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

What song was Overkill known for?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I'm guessing they were over the top?

Posted by Pov on :

You tell me... [Eek!]

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Dude, they seriously should have gotten a better lead singer. [No]

Posted by Pov on :

SCRUBS' second season opener, "My Overkill", is one of my favorite episodes.

Colin Hay's Overkill

Posted by l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN on :

"Day after day it reappears
Night after night my heartbeat shows the fear
Ghosts appear and fade away",....

Posted by Pov on :

The bit where J.D. tells him to "Just keep it down" while they're in the closet (teehee [Big Grin]

), and then Colin sings louder... [ROTFLMAO]

My other favorite bit is where he reprises the song to end the episode, and Cox smashes his guitar-

Colin: "I've other songs..."

Cox: "Yeah, you do." <pats him on the gut>

[ROTFLMAO]

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

Dang, I'd forgotten how huge Zach Braff's nose is!

[Super-Moby Dick of Space]

Posted by Pov on :

Nose and ears keep growing the older we get. Too bad for Zach he's got such a weak chin... [LOL]

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

And don't forget the pouty lips!

This Mii that someone created of Zach Braff always cracks me up:

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Looks just like 'im! [LOL]

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

Do you have a Wii? I'd like to see a Lard Lad Mii!

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Unfortunately, my Mii isn't connected to the interwebs. [Frown]

But, yeah, I do have a Mii--though it's a "Daddy" Mii, as opposed to a "Lard Lad" Mii!

He's quite handsome! [Smile]

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

How is "Daddy" you different from "Lard Lad" you? Lookswise, that is? Don't both have glasses, brown hair, and a beard?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

Actually, the Mii has no glasses. Since those pictures were taken, I've gotten contacts. Still wear glasses a good bit, but mostly the contacts. My Mii reflects that.

Otherwise, about the same...the Mii doesn't hide my weight problem, but there's no headband, cape or insignia.

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

You don't wear a headband, cape, or insignia in real life?!

Have you tried Wii Fit? It's pretty harsh...

http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20080526.html

(Thanks to ActorLad for the intro to Shortpacked!)

Posted by Lard Lad on :

[LOL]

I'm probably beyond "Tubbo"!

Posted by Yellow Kid on :

+1

Are we there yet?

Posted by Lard Lad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Kid:
+1

Are we there yet?

Keep going...

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

At this rate, it'll be next year before this thread gets to 2000 posts...

Posted by Lard Lad on :

I'd wager there've been threads that've gotten there faster.

FAILURE!

Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :

I suspect that the thread to hit 2000 posts faster than any other was one of the "one word" threads... where it's easy to make multiple posts in quick succession, and people tend to post to it multiple times in one session.

Posted by SharkLad on :

<cough>

Posted by Werezompire Stu on :

Are you not feeling well? Do you need some cod liver oil? I suspect you probably just eat the whole cod, though...

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :

Yup Inane one word Posts (Voyager) was started on August 10, 2008 and reached and passed 2000 already. This thread started on August 1, 2008.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Mission accomplerished. Er, um, failed.

Move on!

Post here or the economy will collapse.

Posted by Ram Boy on :

Propping up the economy sure is a complex and wordy process.

+1

Posted by LardLad on :

BREATHE, economy....BREATHE!!!

Posted by Tamper Lad on :

Sell! SELL! SELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Pov on :

...Our bodies!

That'll save the economy! [Styx]

Posted by Pov on :

Next month's Playboy feature...

The Trophy Wives of Wall Street! [Drool]

Posted by Tamper Lad on :

Tell me about it, I'm gonna make some money.... by opening a pawn shop on wall street.

We pay cash for Porsches and Rolexes

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Get a hefty umbrella to the rain of dead stockbrokers doesn't get to you.

I'm gonna corner the apple-cart market.

Posted by Fat Cramer on :

Here's to post-collapse post-economy posting!

Posted by SharkLad on :

Is something wrong with the economy?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Even more dire than the stock market!

Poor Pov!

Posted by Pov on :

[AHHHH!!!!]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Exactly! so post here and help save Pov!

Posted by Yellow Kid on :

??
I don't get it.
Is Pov the new Eco-Gnome?

Posted by Pov on :

Ooh! Cool HAT! [Yes]

But that "banned" should be vertical, not horizontal. [Big Grin]

Posted by Fat Cramer on :

Sign up to contribute 20 posts a month to support the No Pants for Pov Society. That's 240 posts a year. You will receive the Pov's signed, pantless picture.

Posted by SharkLad on :

What are you going to do with all of his pants?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

make an amusement park out of them.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
Ooh! Cool HAT!

But that "banned" should be vertical, not horizontal.

that's not what STU says.

Posted by Pov on :

Stu must've been dreaming of me when Cobie took liberties with him on my trailer floor... [Eek!]

Now he knows why we call Cobie "Little Buddy". [LOL]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

We may have scared STU away!

Posted by LardLad on :

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Crocodile tears won't help.

STU! Don't Go! Don't leave us!

Posted by LardLad on :

Come back, STU! If ya do, I'll share my Cheez-Its with you!!!

Posted by Fat Cramer on :

STU, I'll give up caffeine if you come back.

Posted by Blockade Boy on :

STU, FC will give up caffeine if you come back.

What?

I'm not giving up caffeine even for world peace.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

STU! Don't go into the light!

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Hey! It worked!

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Stu has 10,001 posts!

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Now there's 10,002!

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Made you look. [Big Grin]

Posted by Fat Cramer on :

Is this working? Is he back yet?

Posted by ActorLad on :

Dude, you have to come back! Pam still needs your help!

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

Actor's right!

If you don't post, Winnick said he's going to extend Decisions to a 12 issue maxi-series! It will make all other comics bad just being close to them!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Listen to them, STU! Listen!

Posted by LardLad on :

quote:
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Is this working? Is he back yet?

Or did he ever really leave... [Hmmm?]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

sure! Now Lardy turns into a philosopher.

Posted by Pov on :

So... what's my incentive to post in this thread, now...? [Hmmm?]

...oooops. D'OH!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Help me, STUbie-wan-STUbie!
You're our only hope!

Posted by Faraway Lad on :

Has he gone yet? Can we talk about him behind his back yet?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

...sigh... I suppose.

Did you notice in San D how STU never has a shadow anymore? What's up with that?

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Y'know, Stu was perfect for the Legion boards. He was Stu, STU, Stu Rat, Iron STU, Ferrous Rodentus (Or something similar), etc--he's been rebooted more times than the Legion.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

don't forget Dark STU, UTS, and his recent WerezombieSTU (or something to that effect).

Posted by LardLad on :

Werezompire! Get it RIGHT! [Roll Eyes]

Posted by LardLad on :

Damn you all for running Stu off! He paid me more attention than all you other selfish schlubs COMBINED!

I mean, he caressed my breasts!

How many of YOU have done that for me?

Oh, SURE I was a hot lesbian BABE at the time, but that's beside the point!!!

I mean, if I get Hot-Lesbianized again, WHO will step up and caress my boobs next time, huh?

WHO??????

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :

Now, Lardems, who hasn't been paying you enough attention? [Holt]

Posted by LardLad on :

[Frown]

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

I'll pay you some attention Lardy--once I prove you're not who you say you are and have you hurled from a canon into the sun!

Posted by LardLad on :

You can try! I'll be all-too happy to lay a Lard Force beatdown on your murdererous self!

Hell, I may not even use any powers....

<cracks knuckles>

Posted by Faraway Lad on :

caress, caress.......caress!!!!!!

EEEEkkkkkkk an extra one!!!! where did that come from Lardy?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

some things were better left unasked (and uncaressed).

Posted by Raging Bull on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
... and have you hurled from a canon into the sun!

Will this event be part of the official LMBP canon?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

one can hope.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

new topic:

STU resumed just after Stealth went on sabbatical.
STU vanished just as she returned.

Coincidence?

I think not!

Yet I cannot beleive one is an alt of the other... I think they are in cahoots on something so shocking you'll break all your furnitire!

You read it here first!

Posted by Pov on :

I think she was waiting for him to leave again.

Posted by Pov on :

STU has that affect on women.

Posted by Pov on :

Don't ASK about his affect on kitties... [Frown]

Posted by Pov on :

Poor Hobbesie cat... [sob]

Posted by LardLad on :

I think Stu and Stealth share a pair of Nega Bands and only one can exist in this dimension at a time.

There, I said it!

Posted by SharkLad on :

Nega Bands? Where can I get those?

Posted by Stealth on :

Have you tried E-Bay?

Thanks to watching more continuous hours of Alias than anyone should, I've got shocking intel on STU and he knows it. Tee hee. I may change my name to Irina. [Evil]

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Watching ALIAS, hmmmmm? So maybe you developed one eh, Stealth? Or should I say STU?!?!?
(reaches to pull mask off...)

Posted by Stealth on :

(...only to discover it's not a mask.)

Nope. I am me. Besides, you've got the wrong show. It was Mission: Impossible that had the masks. Okay, Alias did have one mask reveal, where Melissa George had disguised herself as Jennifer Garner; it wasn't one of the show's high points.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stealth:
Have you tried E-Bay?

Thanks to watching more continuous hours of Alias than anyone should, I've got shocking intel on STU and he knows it. Tee hee. I may change my name to Irina.

AHA!!!

Good times are ahead!

no wonder STU snuck off.... his STUder sense must have detected Stealth's return!

Posted by LardLad on :

so, what...two or three months 'til Stealth claps her Nega Bands together, and Stu gets to return?

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

Yay! [Magnetic Kid II]

Posted by Stealth on :

Thank you, Cobie. [Hug]

Posted by Fat Cramer on :

Frightening, what can happen when you're away for a week. Have STU and Stealth been exchanged like the Durlan and Phantom Girl in L.E.G.I.O.N.? STU must be off somewhere building a vast galactic fortune, while Stealth is here supporting the LMB heroes.

Big welcome back, Stealth!!

Posted by Ram Boy on :

Stealth is back! So now we're boy-boy-boy-boy-boy-girl-boy-boy-boy-girl-girl-boy-boy-boy-boy again!

Welcome back, Stealth!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Frightening, what can happen when you're away for a week. Have STU and Stealth been exchanged like the Durlan and Phantom Girl in L.E.G.I.O.N.? STU must be off somewhere building a vast galactic fortune, while Stealth is here supporting the LMB heroes.

Big welcome back, Stealth!!

If so, maybe Stealth is half-Carggite, and soon we can have three of her posting here!

Posted by Stealth on :

Thank you, Cramer and Ram Boy. [Hug]

Kent, you've given me an idea. I've already got my Stealth and Enchantress IDs. Maybe it's time for a third ID.

Posted by LardLad on :

*cough*Nega Bands*cough*

Posted by Stealth on :

Oh, the Nega Bands? I handed them down to my teenage cousin in Philly.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

I'd forgotten you were Enchantress.

Posted by Stealth on :

She's been in hiding. It's her way of protesting how bad the current Thor monthly series is, especially with Loki doing "an insipid impersonation of my remarkable self."

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

New topic!

Or else what?!?

There's no telling what might happen until...

...

What?

...

No, I wasn't going to tell them! honest!

No, WAIT!

AAARRRG----

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

?

Oh damn, oops...

Posted by Everyday Girl on :

Ohmygod!

Was Mr. Shakyrear's disappearance and subsequent replacement by a Maddrox the Multiple Durlan clone supposed to be a secret hidden by you guys like letting this thread die?

Did I ruin that?

Posted by Gay Green Giant on :

Not posting here.
Just in case.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod!

Was Mr. Shakyrear's disappearance and subsequent replacement by a Maddrox the Multiple Durlan clone supposed to be a secret hidden by you guys like letting this thread die?

Did I ruin that?

(looks around nervously)

Um.. I... I think you're confusing this thread with the "Lies!" Thread.

Yeah, that's it.

Really.

Posted by cleome on :

Last I heard, Maddrox'es clones went off to form revival tours of The Penguins, The Moonglows, The Orioles and The Five Satins.

Let's hope this time with more ethical management, too. I hate when my faves get ripped off.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Remember that zany film the Maddroxes did? Trying to me so mod and avante garde, but really just showing off the cheesy studio-execs' take on 60s counter-culture.

but at least the chase scene's mock 'surrealist' ending was worth the price of video rental... is it out on DVD yet, I wonder?

Posted by Abin Quank on :

quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Nope,

Just... Nope!

And I repeat, Nope,

Just... Nope!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

why not?

Posted by Abin Quank on :

Because!

Posted by cleome on :

[shrugs] Maybe Quank just doesn't groove on mod cinema or 1950s doo-wop, like us normal folk do.

Posted by Abin Quank on :

normal [ROTFLMAO]

folk

Here? Bwah-hah-ha!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

"Oh Kettle! Thou art black," said the Pot.

Posted by Abin Quank on :

So?

Posted by Stealth on :

That sneaky Pot, feeding the Kettle's delusions of blackness. It's already listening to hip-hop, soon it'll be wearing a baseball cap sideways.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

hmmmm..... Pot and Kettle.... by Evan Dorkin?

Posted by Stealth on :

Did you read the latest comic industry gossip? Dorkin's sold out! He's running the Marvel Universe through a year-long event titled "Dork Reign."

Posted by Abin Quank on :

That was Bad!

But Funny [ROTFLMAO]

Posted by Stealth on :

As a wise middle-aged Englishman once said, "There's a fine line between clever and stupid."

Posted by Abin Quank on :

Was that Piers Anthony, in one of his Xanth books?

Posted by Stealth on :

No, it was one of the guys from Spinal Tap, but I haven't seen that movie for so long, I forgot which one.

Posted by SharkLad on :

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where's the "else?"

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Else.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Not "else!"

NOOOOOOOO!!

Everyone! Run for it!

RUN for your LIVES!

Posted by Fat Cramer on :

Wasn't Else the milkmaid in Goethe's lost manuscript, Lesser Known Tales from the Black Forest?

Posted by SharkLad on :

I thought Else was a cow ...

Posted by He Who Wanders on :

Really! Just because of that weight problem . . .

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

and those black and white splotches.

Posted by cleome on :

...and that doomed love affair with the CEO of Dell Computers...

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

(sounds like a redundancy, there)

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :

Hear ye, Hear ye,
Be it henceforth known from now on, that all mentions of redundancy mentioned shall be at the sole discretion
and judgment of our approval. Any non-sanctioned redundancies not sanctioned shall be frowned upon and
not approved.
Sincerely,
William Williams,
Department of Redundancy Department

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Gotcha.
I undertand.
You've made yourself clear.

Posted by Stealth on :

Cali posting more often? Yes, yes, and YES!

Posted by SharkLad on :

Golly! That would be swell!

Posted by Caliente on :

>.> Since when is this thread about li'l ol' me?? <.< Veeeeeeery suspicious.

Oh, crud. Now that I posted here, that means I think I should post more... Damn you, vile thread and your devious ways!!

Posted by ActorLad on :

Of course I think she should post more, she's the bee's knees!

Posted by Ram Boy on :

MOAR Caliente!

edit - (and it wouldn't hurt if she posted nekkid)

Posted by Abin Quank on :

I'm not even sure bees have knees. But I agree Cali should psot more!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Caliente:
>.> Since when is this thread about li'l ol' me?? <.< Veeeeeeery suspicious.

Oh, crud. Now that I posted here, that means I think I should post more... Damn you, vile thread and your devious ways!!

Hah! my trick worked!

Posted by Fat Cramer on :

That's like something Superman would do to Mr. Myxyzptlyk.

Although Cali's not an imp - and she should definitely post more.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

exactly! and we wouldn't want her to vanish to the Fifth Dimension or any other old singing group* for 3 months (or however long Mxy did).

*stealing a Mark Evanier/Sergio Aragones joke.

Posted by Caliente on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ram Boy:
(and it wouldn't hurt if she posted nekkid)

How do you know I don't? You can't see me through the interwebz~ [Evil]

Kisses all! [Love]

You're such sweeties! I shall endeavor to bring my erratic self to more consistent posting.

P.S. How do you know I'm NOT an imp? Just sayin'...

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

quote:
Originally posted by Caliente:

quote:
Originally posted by Ram Boy:
(and it wouldn't hurt if she posted nekkid)
How do you know I don't? You can't see me through the interwebz~

rather... you hope we don't. don't misunderestimate the tech-savy of some of our crew.

Posted by LardLad on :

Cali! Post more often or I'll shoot this flying lemur!!!

Posted by cleome on :

Yeah, I wanna' know what it was like in the old days when I was misspending the last dregs of my youth on some other board somewhere.

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

....taps fingers...

We know you're out there, Cali!

Posted by Pov on :

More Cali?

ALWAYS! [Love]

Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :

Who's this "Cali" fellow? A Geoff Johns groupie?

Posted by Ram Boy on :

Cali, or Caliente, is a feisty, fiery member of Legion World's elite. She is a confirmed female. She is known for her engaging personality, her intelligence, and also her innate ability to garner more Mardi Gras beads than all the rest of Legion World combined.

I'm guessing that her favorite color is a blue based red and that she likes fast (eco-friendly) cars.

Posted by LardLad on :

Actually, Cali is mentally hip-hop, smoothed out on the R&B tip, with a pop appeal to her.

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

More posting with that sexy fandigo avatar!

Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
More posting with that sexy fandigo avatar!

Is the fandigo the sexy cousin of the wendigo?

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Wendigos are transformed people who eat human flesh.
Fandigos are transformed comic geeks who eat other comic fans

so it's a sort of specialization. All fandigos are wendigos, but not all wendigos are fandigos.

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

That's all well and good, but when will we see pics of Cali in a Black Canary costume?!

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

Yeah! She promised!

[Canary]

Posted by cleome on :

(snip)

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Wendigos are transformed people who eat human flesh.
Fandigos are transformed comic geeks who eat other comic fans

But not without dinner and flowers first.

[Good]

Posted by Caliente on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
That's all well and good, but when will we see pics of Cali in a Black Canary costume?!

quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Yeah! She promised!

Sorry, boys, I chickened out! Maybe next time...

Wow, is my Geoff Johns crush so legendary that even the rodents know of it? [Embarrassed]

Ethan Van Sciver was spreading rumors, wasn't he? Just because I asked him if he thought Geoff would give me a hug if I asked for one...

I mean, what? Stalker? Who? [Good]

Oh, and thanks for that explanation, Kent! I finally understand what the Caliente in my icon is doing! Fandigo-ing. [Big Grin]

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :

you, m'dear, are the fandigomost of the pandigomost!!!! (whatever that means)

Posted by cleome on :

[Bump]

(Because MLLASH suggests that in lieu of an instant Legion-of-Tacky-Sportswear drawing, I could just pay it forward, as they say...)

[Wink]

Posted by Stealth on :

Quite timely, as Cali moves onward and upward. Hopefully once she's settled in her new home she'll be able to post more often.

Posted by Caliente on :

Daw, thanks ladies! <3

Posted by cleome on :

[Cheers]

I hope the move goes smoothly for you, Caliente. Or at least, as smoothly as those things ever do.

[Big Grin]

Posted by Lardi on :

Hellz yeah, she should post more often! We miss ya, Cali!

Posted by Caliente on :

Thanks, cleome! It went pretty okay!

Golly, Lardi, I've been gone so long your name's changed! What'll happen next? Might Cobie have a non-evil child? [Wink]

Posted by Raging Bull on :

So, is Cali no longer in Sunny Cali?

If so, will she have to change her name to Jersi, Flori, or Georgi?

Posted by Lardi on :

Or Mrs. Lardi? [Big Grin]

Posted by Stealth on :

You can take the girl out of California, but you can't take California out of the girl -- and we love her for that.

****Cue David Lee Roth's cover of the Beach Boys' "California Girls"****

Posted by Lardi on :

I think she'd prefer this one...

***Cue the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication"***

[Love]

Posted by Stealth on :

Well, I know she likes Whitesnake (as do I), so I figured she'd like Diamond Dave, too.

Posted by Lardi on :

Well, Dave's CG is ah-ight, but the original is much better. At least "Californication" is an original. [shrug]

Posted by Stealth on :

Brian Wilson thinks that Dave's ad-libbed "WHOOOOO" improved the song.

Posted by Lardi on :

Yeah, cuz Dave never does that in his songs... [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Stealth on :

Yeah, but it's really nice when a song's creator compliments a cover version like that.

Posted by Lardi on :

Yeah, I'm sure getting those residuals had nothing to do with Wilson's approval. [Roll Eyes]

(Sorry, I can't help myself tonight, honestly!)

Posted by Stealth on :

It's okay, Lardi, I've been out of control tonight, too.

So, Cali, tell us more about your new home.

Posted by Lardi on :

Yeah, you've moved all over the place if memory serves, Cali. What brings you to your current locale?

Posted by Raging Bull on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lardi:
Or Mrs. Lardi?

I thought your SO was named Rocki. [Wink]

Posted by Lardi on :

quote:
Originally posted by Raging Bull:

quote:
Originally posted by Lardi:
Or Mrs. Lardi?

I thought your SO was named Rocki.

Hey--don't confuse Lardi with Lardy, friend. I'm a past life merely inhabiting the currect soul's body for an indefinite period of time! It's not like it's complicated or anything!

Posted by Stealth on :

We miss you, Cali.

Posted by Faraway Lad on :

Waves to Beth!!

[Hug]

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

Who?

Kidding, kidding [Big Grin]

We need more Cali! And pics of awesome tatoos!

Posted by Fat Cramer on :

I think Caliente should post more often.

There. Did it work? Is she here yet? Do I have to say a spell or sacrifice a Tulvanian Witch Wolf?

Posted by Stealth on :

If it weren't for Caliente, I never would have elevated The X-Cutioner's Song from guilty pleasure to the near-masterpiece status it always deserved.

Posted by Dev Em on :

POST!

Posted by Abin Quank on :

What?

Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :

Where do I post if I'd rather see Frio post more often...

Posted by Ramble Damsel on :

Caliente sighting in the Forum Summary! Yay!

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :

If Cali posts in the MMB it's dance party time!

Posted by Kent on :

C'mon, Cali! you can do it!

Posted by Ramble Damsel on :

Yeah, Cali, please post. We really miss you.

Posted by SharkLad on :

So, where Cali at?

Posted by cleome on :

Facebook, perhaps?

[Hmmm?]

Posted by future king on :

Post dammit POST!

Posted by He Who LSHes on :

I respect the desire of any poster to post less or even move on.

(But that doesn't mean I miss them any less. [Frown]

)

Posted by Dev Em on :

Or change that we wish she posted more.

Posted by rickshaw1 on :

Aye, Cap'n. She needs ta' be posin' mar! Arrrrhhhh!

Posted by Dev Em on :

Pirate Ric?

Posted by rickshaw1 on :

I vassilate between Pirate, Cowboy, and redneck country boy here. Thought everyone knew that.

[Wink]

Posted by Dev Em on :

Just took me by surprise...

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :

Yeah, I miss Cali. [Frown]

She's a fellow member of the Fabulous Legion World Class of '05, along with Fanfie, Tamper, Joeboy and me.

Posted by rickshaw1 on :

yeah, a lot of the old guards seems to have left. But on the other hand, we've got some great new members like Legion Tracker and Future King. At least, I hope they are new and not just some alts', lol.

Posted by Dev Em on :

I think we're safe with those two...

Posted by rickshaw1 on :

good. Its tough enough figurin' out who's who sometimes. New alts give me a headache.

Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :

*pokes head up*

So, is it working this time?

Posted by future king on :

I said POST!
Don't make me come down there!!!

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