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Author Topic: 101 Chain of events leading to the annhilation of all life on Legion World Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       1) A butterfly breaks wind in a field somewhere behind Pov's house. From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Pov Paraplegic tree sloth that's been sedated posted                       2) One word: Lardgasm. -------------------- "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me From: Up a Gumtree | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Blockade Boy Legionnaire! posted                        3) Development of a plausible unified-Legion Theory causes a snowball to melt. From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        4) Pov considers wearing pants. -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        5) On his way to the pants store, Pov stops for a pizza and interrupts a burglary. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        6) Bitter lawsuit with Siegel heirs over pantaloons copyright. [ June 19, 2008, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ] From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       Hm...I inteded for each one of these to connect to the next, like a chain of events, but I guess I'll just have to read between the lines 7) Pov bumps into burglar, spilling pizza all over important document in Siegal Pantaloons Copyright case; lawyers unable to present evidence at trial causing mistrial, pantaloons enter public domain; six LMBers ressurect Senior Widebottom From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        8) Senor Widebottom's triumphant return is delayed when his clown car has a flat tire. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Ram Boy Active posted                        9) But then he's picked by Lad Boy who's driving an orange 1972 El Camino with mud flaps. Registered: Dec 2006  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        10) The El Camino, with Lad Boy and Senor Widebottom, accidentially drives through a time warp. They end up in 12th century Scandinavia where Senor Widebottom falls in love with a young maiden who looks a lot like Lard Lad. -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       11) None of the aforementioned LWers return sane after learning the true secret origin of Gladys. [ June 21, 2008, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ] From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        12) Because Gladys was formerly the orange El Camino and was cursed by a 12th century Scandinavian witch, said curse to take effect on Gladys' return to 21st century Legion World. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        13) A DNA test confirms that Gladys (now a sentient disco ball) is also somehow the biological daughter of Senor Widebottom and the young maiden who looked a lot like Lard Lad. -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        14) This revelation shatters the foundation of biology as we know it, and Doctor One and Doctor Mayavale are called in for consultation, along with Doctor Landro's Hot Nurse. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       15) the simple co-consultation results in the founding of the Super HMO of Space From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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