4. That horse-toothed, screechy-voiced, fake-tanned, no-talent waste of flesh, Natasha Bedingfield.
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5. David Archuleta over Syesha Mercado. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
6. Ticks, mosquitoes, bedbugs, fireants.
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7 Obama McClinton
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quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: 7 Obama McClinton
Seconded... makes me wanan vote republican for the first time ever.
8. Night Job
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9. Weird allergies to certain foods developing as I age. Onions, I miss you.
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10. My roommate not putting a new roll of toilet paper on the roller, but leaving the new roll on the back of the toilet.
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11. People who join me in the elevator going down and then push the 1st floor button, as if they think I'm so stupid that I haven't pushed it already.
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12. Big plumbing bill derailing my plans for that tax rebate.
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13. No tax rebate
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14. That would be misused apostrophes, Cobie.
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15. Machine hogs at the gym.
16. Myself for not asking if they could do their meditation at home.
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17. Melting nylon rope dripping on my hand, much more painful than a regular fire burn - but at this point, just annoying that I let it happen.
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18. Zac Efron not returning my calls
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19. Final week of long, nightly rehearsals for my community theater production of "Beauty and the Beast."
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20. Planning for an agency conference where I will enlighten the attendees about the effects of recent legislation on the federal pension insurance program.
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21. Having to catch a 2 and a bit hour train ride tomorrow too spend a couple hours in Sydney, and then come right back home. Without smoking (I gave up. again.)
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22. San Diego comic con making it impossible to get ahold of them.
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23. My school library is closed today (5/23/08) for commencement and the rest of the week-end (including Monday), thus limiting my internet access severely.
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24. 20+ tons of firewood contained in a dead chestnut oak tree in my (not crane-accessible) back yard that will have to be manually removed over a period of months at roughly 15~20 cents per pound.
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25. Vacation already nearly half over. Posted by Jokester on :
26: My Douchebag brother
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27. Working a 12 hour shift and then having to clean up by myself.
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28. Flat tire on bicycle -- on the Whitehurst Freeway.
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29. Credit card telemarketers.
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30. Floor installers who have been back 3 times and still haven't fixed the problem.
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31. Floor installer back for the sixth time. We shall see how they do this time.
32. My new next door neighbors. A bunch of young guys. The sidewalk in front of their house is littered with cigarette butts. The guy on the third floor (my floor too) plays his TV really loud, even at 11pm. I am so hoping they move within the year.
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33. Planning my Bachelor Party (well, helping plan it). Its becoming immensely huge, estimating in at about 200 people and growing at this point. We need to find a hall that's still available that can accomodate. Still, that's a good kind of stress I guess.
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34. Jellyfish.
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35. Celtic fans on the subway
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36. Celtics fans ANYwhere since Larry Bird retired Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
37. &*%$#*$# Floorers! Today they were supposed to come back for the 7th or 8th time and never showed. The grout is not coming out, but the repair job they did last time was very sloppy and the repaired grout is darker than the other grout.
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38. Woke up around quarter to 7 this morning with no power. I checked with CL&P's automated line twice over the next two hours after reporting my outage and they had no estimates for power restoration.
I pulled the covers back over my head and went back to sleep. Power's back now, obviously. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: 38. Woke up around quarter to 7 this morning with no power. I checked with CL&P's automated line twice over the next two hours after reporting my outage and they had no estimates for power restoration.
I pulled the covers back over my head and went back to sleep. Power's back now, obviously.
Don't you have that generator that runs on farts????
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Cobie broke it. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Can I help it if mine create an aroma that women find irresistable?
39. Getting sick last week in the Summer! I hate when that happens. Work pressure + wedding planning pressure did me for a few days I think.
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quote:Can I help it if mine create an aroma that women find irresistable?
Ummm... maybe cavewomen. And not the hot comicbook kind. Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: 24. 20+ tons of firewood contained in a dead chestnut oak tree in my (not crane-accessible) back yard that will have to be manually removed over a period of months at roughly 15~20 cents per pound.
40. The remains of the dead chestnut oak tree accumulating in my back yard while "$teve" the tree guy laughs all the way to the bank at the end of each day.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: 24. 20+ tons of firewood contained in a dead chestnut oak tree in my (not crane-accessible) back yard that will have to be manually removed over a period of months at roughly 15~20 cents per pound.
40. The remains of the dead chestnut oak tree accumulating in my back yard while "$teve" the tree guy laughs all the way to the bank at the end of each day.
Put some bricks around it and have a barbeque??????
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41. Summer cold/sore throat.
42. Summer Work to the detriment of traditional summer activities.
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43. Stephen Harper 44. Peter McKay 45. Stephane Dion
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46. Last song syndrome
46a. Caused by a Justin Bieber song
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47. Writer's block.
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48. Canker sores. Very painful canker sores.
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, Kent.
Here's my own advice on dealing with writer's block:
49. The lights at work.
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50. Grandstanding politicians
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51. Unfinished road works
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52. Corrupt traffic enforcers
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53. Slow internet connection
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54. Pushy co-workers
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55. Nosy people (Hey, mind your own business!)
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56. Flying cockroaches!
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57. The Mac Being in the shop for a couple of weeks, while I make do with mr_cleome's creaky old PC that randomly shuts down at
See? Posted by cleome46 on :
58. My bad ankle swelling up again from the heat, and having to bind it up in a brace and heavy boots when the entire rest of the world is gadding about in sandals and flip-flops.
59. mr_cleome polishing off the last of the granola last night, and not bothering to mention it until this morning.
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60. A pulled muscle or tendon or something where my neck connects to my right shoulder, which hurts just enough to be annoying when I turn my head to the right.
61. Needing to go back and edit my number from "58" to "60" because Cleome was posting at roughly the same time as I was. Posted by cleome46 on :
62. Boards (not this one) where things start off normal. Someone has a complaint, and it's understandable why.
Then by the time 20-30 posts' worth of comments have happened, everyone involved (whether pro or con) has managed to make such all-star asses of themselves that either misanthropy as a religion or throwing the computer off the roof become one's only options.
62a. The inexplicable masochism that makes me read this crap all the way to the end when I could instead pluck my chin hairs, start 2012's taxes, or do something/anything else meaningful with my life.
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63. Fireworks in my street at 11:45 PM three days after the 4th of July.
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64. Backed up kitchen sink
65. Important paperwork from doctors office only HALF filled out and NOT signed (and therefore must be returned to office tomorrow)
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66. Out of hot sauce.
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67. Dense people who cannot take a hint.
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68. Late buses!
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69. Overly aggressive jerk@ss drivers
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70. My lack of potato chips. YES ...
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71. Laws that prohibit you from driving your sedan during certain days of the week Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
72. Drivers who've suddenly forgotten all the road rules!
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73. The week or two gap in paychecks when switching from one job to another job. Brutal!
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74. Annoying, irritating and embarrassing zits
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75. Grown men riding skateboards on busy streets after dark.
(Do people proudly display their arrested adolescence like this anywhere other than Portland? )
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76. Blackouts!
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77. I'm watching this movie called 'the game' with Michael Douglas and Sean Penn. It dosn't seem like a very fun game or a good birthday present. It does remind me of a church retreat I went to once.
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78. Both Brookshire's and Wally World (aka Wal-Mart) seem to have quit carrying Apple Cinnamon Pop-Tarts. Posted by cleome46 on :
79. Back pain.
Posted by cleome46 on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: 77. I'm watching this movie called 'the game' with Michael Douglas and Sean Penn. It doesn't seem like a very fun game or a good birthday present. It does remind me of a church retreat I went to once.
You need your own version of the Rotten Tomatoes or the Golden Turkey Awards. Instead of tomatoes or fowl icons you could use a church icon when bestowing ratings on a crappy film.
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80. My roommate slurping his cereal and/or his coffee.
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81. Busted laptop
82. Incessant rains, which (with the awful pollution and lack of discipline in garbage disposal) cause horrible flooding and crater-sized potholes in the streets
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83. Incessant fog, not as bad as incessant rain, but still pretty damp.
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84. Sprained ankle and having to walk a half-hour to and from work every day. Bad combination.
85. Storm the size of six states ruining our vacation in New York, and then following us home to ruin the rest of our vacation in New Hamshire! Bad storm!
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: 80. My roommate slurping his cereal and/or his coffee.
Oh dear. This offense is slappable. You slurp, I slap.
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86. Being too tired to go out for a beer.
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87. Gout. Yes gout! My right foot is swollen and in occassional pain.
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88. Celebrity Big Brother - and I've actually heard of 4 of them before!
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89. Planter Fasciaitis? Think that's how you spell it. Anyway, it's a royal pain in the ass, but lower.
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90. Being forced to take a bus to work. An extra 1.5 hours on my day, but no extra pay
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91. My old formerly-trusty laptop finally conking out.
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92. bug bites
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93. Having to wait for travel buddies before I can book my plane tickets Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
94. Neighbors are having a party. No loud music, but lots and lots of really loud talking. Still it is the first one they had this summer. And my roommate has not complained about it - yet.
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95. Political BS everywhere.
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96. Avengers #29 (Its drawn by Walt Simonsen, what can I do but ignore that the story makes no sense and is clearly out of order in their current Avengers vs. X-Men event)
97. Uncanny X-Force
Cliche, cliche, clichE! I read it first today because I knew it would be a light read ... I'm just so afraid to get left behind in the X-Verse that I keep getting this.
98. A vs. X "round 10"
A poorly dubbed Power Rangers. that is all.
99. Batwoman #12. Finally an issue DRAWN by W. Haden Blackman ... (despite his name being on all the previous covers ... and the other artists drawing layouts in his style ...) I picked up this one for the real deal. finally.
100. Captain Marvel #2 ... I thought I'd give it a shot, the art is not bad, but the story is odd, and girl power-y ... can't she just be awesome and appeal to everybody? Not sure how I missed #1 ... was that the Spider Man one?
101. 101 for Walking Dead 101. and how I almost bought it but, skimmed through, and it seemed thin.
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