2) Every thread on page 1 is new, no longterm threads
3) No in-jokes exploding exponentially from this point forward
4) Alt IDs swapped between posters, new ones created, no one knows what the hell is going on anymore (ha, as if most of you ever did )
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
5) No more jokes about posters like STU, CJ Taylor, and Hrun the Barbarian being alternate ids rather than real people!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
6) Absolutely NO references to Superboy---er, who?
Posted by Set on :
6) Arbitrary rules that, when violated, result in show trials, with various posters making up convoluted reasons why the poster should be expelled.
Stuff like, "New Poster Lass, your powers are too similar to Some Person I Just Made Up, so you'll have to either leave, or submit to experimental and perhaps dangerous Naltorian technology that will randomly change your powers!" or "Lo3W Fanboi, we've discovered that you are using a *computer* to post to these boards, which means that your powers derive from a device! Our Constitution strictly forbids members who don't have innate powers!"
Posted by icefire on :
7) The return of long lost members.
[ April 04, 2008, 12:18 PM: Message edited by: icefire ]
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
8) No matter how much stuff gets retconned into the Legion, pretend that's the way it always was. Support this by saying stuff like "If you want to see how Wildfire came to occupy Red Tornado's body, see the back-up story in Adv. Comics #539.)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
9) Subtly encourage mistaken notion that posters such as Cobalt Kid and Hrun the Barbarian are actually members of the comic book Legion of Super-Heroes that just haven't been seen in a long time.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
10) Refrain from devoting whole months to very obscure Legionnaires from former continuities.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
11) Increase references to the one character all fans, casual or not, can recognize: Dr. Mayavale!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
12) Really kewl charts that show relationships among the 600 or so most important characters in the LMB Universe.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
13) Alexis Luthor month.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
14) All new avatars for every poster!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
15)Prevent Cobie from impregnating new members!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
16) But not from lack of trying Posted by Fat Cramer on :
17) Jokes about Brainy-Superman romance. (As opposed to Brainy-Supergirl Robot romance, that is.)
Posted by icefire on :
18) Light Lass or Lightning Lass Which Is it??
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
19) An original, rebooted, and threebooted version of each poster.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
20) Start a new roleplay alluvasudden that relies on years of LMB continuity to understand--newbies'll eat it right up!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
21) Inane names for Dark Circle members.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
22) Fast facts sheet that shows up when you click on each LMBers logo.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
23) Make everyone wear costumes with their names printed on.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
At this point, we need to make Lo3W accessible more than the MMB!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
24) Have the writers of the Dark Oval Novella rewrite LO3W.
25) Follow up with an LO4W - and the 4th World is obviously the LMB world
26) Make that last one an Elseworlds, as the internal continuity is sure to make all non-LMB Legion fans' heads explode.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
<-- and you never know, some writer might steal some of our best characters such as *gasp* Nads-Kicker Lass, Salad-Tosser Lad, Globe Girl or Stoopid Cat!
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