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1) Tryouts and resulting insults and degradation
2) Every thread on page 1 is new, no longterm threads
3) No in-jokes exploding exponentially from this point forward
4) Alt IDs swapped between posters, new ones created, no one knows what the hell is going on anymore (ha, as if most of you ever did )
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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5) No more jokes about posters like STU, CJ Taylor, and Hrun the Barbarian being alternate ids rather than real people!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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6) Absolutely NO references to Superboy---er, who?
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
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6) Arbitrary rules that, when violated, result in show trials, with various posters making up convoluted reasons why the poster should be expelled.
Stuff like, "New Poster Lass, your powers are too similar to Some Person I Just Made Up, so you'll have to either leave, or submit to experimental and perhaps dangerous Naltorian technology that will randomly change your powers!" or "Lo3W Fanboi, we've discovered that you are using a *computer* to post to these boards, which means that your powers derive from a device! Our Constitution strictly forbids members who don't have innate powers!"
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From: tennessee | Registered: Jul 2003
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8) No matter how much stuff gets retconned into the Legion, pretend that's the way it always was. Support this by saying stuff like "If you want to see how Wildfire came to occupy Red Tornado's body, see the back-up story in Adv. Comics #539.)
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9) Subtly encourage mistaken notion that posters such as Cobalt Kid and Hrun the Barbarian are actually members of the comic book Legion of Super-Heroes that just haven't been seen in a long time.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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12) Really kewl charts that show relationships among the 600 or so most important characters in the LMB Universe.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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