Giant ants = Really scary Giant spiders = Really scary Giant bunnies = Not really scary at all, and even DeForest Kelley can't convince me they are! Giant sharks = Honestly I think that right now sharks are pretty much at their maximally scary size, and if they were much larger they'd swallow you whole rather than biting you in half, which wouldn't be nearly as scary!
I'm thinking giant frogs might be the scariest thing of all, though!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Giant Frogs = extremely scary
Giant Sharks = I kind of agree. Still, a Megladon sure seems scary!
Giant Ants & Spiders = Probably enough to make me wet myself!
Giant Horses = seems kind of weird and annoying.
Giant Seahorses = kewl, like in the 'ride one like Aquaman' notion
Giant Horseshoe Crab = coolest thing of them all. Kinda scary too!
[ March 20, 2008, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Giant Horsefish = kewl, like in the 'ride one like Aquaman' notion
I believe those are called sea horses.
Giant Cockroach = EEEK!
Giant Beagle = Ten times the fun
Giant Elephant = Just seems redundant
Giant Rat = Dead Rocky
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Er, I knew that Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Whatever they're called, they're kewl when they're giant!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"...if we built this large wooden badger"
Giant Kitten - not scary until it starts playing with you.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Giant chickens = not scary, but really messy
Giant termites = eek!
Giant bats = EEK!!
Posted by Teronna on :
Giant mosquitoes = would suck you dry
Giant squirrels = scary as heck
Giant lemurs = we'd all be doomed
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Giant birds = Giant birdshit
REALLY SCARY (at least, to clean off your car!)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Y'know I'll bet giant butterflies would be really creepy.
Giant armadillos would probably be a lot scarier than they sound.
What I would really be afraid of is a giant soprano.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I believe its time a Giant Seahorse was issued to any LMBer who travels underwater or in space. I'd like to name mine Space-Biscuit.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Mine'll be called Super-Secretariat of Space!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Giant Toy Poodles! = Oh, wait...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Giant rams are actually pretty scary!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Giant Roosters would be quite insidious!
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Giant Toy Poodles! = Oh, wait...
Hide the children, no leg would be safe.
They'd have to invisible fence the Statue of Liberty, if they can only get the collar on the poodle.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I was totally disappointed in Robert E. Howard's use of a giant frog-demon in "A Witch Shall Be Born".
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Y'know I'll bet giant butterflies would be really creepy.
Mothra!
Posted by Power Boy on :
I think Giants Ants would be pretty bad because they always travel in huge groups and move quickly. A colony can have several million ants!
adios medium sized Earth.
Posted by Power Boy on :
and they're super strong!
Posted by cleome46 on :
I got to go to an alumni lecture once. The guy lecturing explained in thorough detail why humans and/or animals grown to mega-huge proportions are scientifically impossible.
I wasn't sure whether I should be relieved or disappointed. I guess it was about 50/50.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :