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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Isn't that much much better?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Isn't it better than what?
Posted by mechana on :
Inanity runs in my family! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Stealth on :
Five words: a beautiful simplicity.
Posted by Harbinger on :
Simple things for simple minds!
Posted by Stealth on :
New Gold Dream = great album.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Six word fad has passed?
Posted by Stealth on :
It does appear that way.
Posted by Harbinger on :
Appearances can be deceptive though!
Posted by dedman on :
Especially if you're Chameleon Boy
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
six words just lack panache.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Fatal Five beats Sinister Six
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What would Fearsome Four do?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Why are these posts inane?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
because they lack sixth word?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Inanity's a state of mind.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and all interstates traverse it.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No crossing statelines ex-Governor Spitzer
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
First Gov I've ever met...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...and he turns out thus.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Where did you meet him? ![[Hmmm?]](graemlins/hmmm.gif)
Posted by Teronna on :
NY can have our governor.
Posted by Teronna on :
We sure don't want him.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
For sale: Governor - as is
Posted by Stealth on :
Big, big, discounts -- Saturday only!
Posted by Teronna on :
Up to 99.9% marked off!!!!
Posted by Teronna on :
Comes with free Hillary Clinton!
Posted by Teronna on :
NY is having bad luck...
Posted by Teronna on :
...with politicians! But who isn't? ![[No]](graemlins/shake.gif)
Posted by dedman on :
Alberta has done pretty well
Posted by Pariscub on :
But who would live there? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Albertans comes to my mind.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
not bad for monoparty rule.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I met Spitzer several times...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...as a reporter. His upstate...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...residence was in my county.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Still on Spitzer? old news
Posted by Stealth on :
Let's talk Beverly Switzer instead.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
who might that be, Stealth?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
From Howard the Duck possibly
Posted by Stealth on :
Yes, Howard the Duck's girlfriend.
Posted by Stealth on :
Even though the Howard comic...
Posted by Stealth on :
...was ahead of its time...
Posted by Stealth on :
...we never saw the full...
Posted by Stealth on :
...uh...implications of their relationship.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Some things are better imagined!
Posted by Teronna on :
Moving on! New topic please?
Posted by dedman on :
lets talk about Lucky Charms!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Because it's Saint Patrick's Day?
Posted by Stealth on :
My cousin's birthday is just...
Posted by Stealth on :
...two days before this holiday.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Somebody's birthday was on it.
Posted by Stealth on :
Kolly Kibber's Birthday = great song.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Another St. Paddy's birthday wish:
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Paul Kantner (Jefferson Starship), 67!
Posted by Teronna on :
Lucky Charms are magically delicious!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
but Trix are for kids.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'm a Count Chocula man!
Posted by Stealth on :
I eat Cheerios every day.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee
Posted by Stealth on :
Yum. No argument there, Quis.
Posted by Stealth on :
Somehow this ended up on...
Posted by Stealth on :
...page two of MMB. Horrifying.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
it happens, time to time.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Time Trapper's nefarious plot?
Posted by Stealth on :
We'll have to start a...
Posted by Stealth on :
...conspiracy to attack the Trapper.
Posted by Teronna on :
Trap him in the crapper!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Then where will we go?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
in the woods! au naturel.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Watch where you step then
Posted by Stealth on :
I'm glad I ate dinner...
Posted by Stealth on :
...before reading those recent posts.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
food is good. it's needed.
Posted by Stealth on :
Food for thought: cookie dough.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Is it time to eat?
Posted by Stealth on :
No, because it's after eight.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Or is it "after ate?"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Comedy, thy name is homophone.
Posted by Stealth on :
Le comique c'est magnifique, no?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
mais pas de Jerry Lewis.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Speak English in America! Comprende?
Posted by Stealth on :
Pero yo no hablo ingles.
Posted by Stealth on :
Just kidding, I speak English.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I only speak English fluently...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...plus basic French and Spanish.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
<----
wishing learning languages were easier.
Posted by Stealth on :
Comparing foreign movie titles to...
Posted by Stealth on :
...their English language titles helps.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
for me, it's not just...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...vocabulary, but effectively recalling it...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...when I want/need to.
Posted by Stealth on :
This thread is turning serious.
Posted by Stealth on :
Time to get inane again.
Posted by Stealth on :
Meet my imaginary friend: Tubatoothpaste.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
had close brush with her?
Posted by Stealth on :
Yes. She's always minty fresh.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quite a mouth on her.
Posted by Stealth on :
The shine is often blinding.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you hang with bright people.
Posted by Stealth on :
Shiny happy people holding hands...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Shine on you crazy diamond...
Posted by Stealth on :
I wanted to post the...
Posted by Stealth on :
...chorus from Haysie Fantayzee's song...
Posted by Stealth on :
...but it has six words.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Stealth:
...but it has six words.
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
(there's a thread for that)
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
Look out Cobalt! We're Back!
Posted by Stealth on :
Things are getting less shiny.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Who turned out the lights?
Posted by Stealth on :
<---- Forgot to pay electric bill.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Watch those nasty late charges!
Posted by Stealth on :
"Better to light a candle..."
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"...than curse the darkness." True.
Posted by Stealth on :
Yay! The lights are back.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
they're on... but nobody's home.
Posted by Stealth on :
Good description of people who...
Posted by Stealth on :
...keep "All Star Batman" sales...
Posted by Stealth on :
...in the Top Ten. Ugh!
Posted by Stealth on :
Also describes Frank Miller accurately.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Miller's no dullard, but I...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...understand he's not everyone's fave.
Posted by Stealth on :
The Spirit movie will stink.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The 80s one seemed to.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
TV flick; only saw glimpse.
Posted by Stealth on :
A Spirit TV cartoon would...
Posted by Stealth on :
...or rather, could, be great.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
modernizing Ebony could be tough.
Posted by Stealth on :
Especially since the current portrayal...
Posted by Stealth on :
...of blacks in entertainment is...
Posted by Stealth on :
...arguably more demeaning than before.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
methinks we're getting serious again.
Posted by Future on :
Good old five word posts.
Posted by Stealth on :
Five, five, five word posts...
Posted by Stealth on :
...love them more than toast...
Posted by Stealth on :
...even more than pot roast...
Posted by Stealth on :
...people love five word posts...
Posted by Stealth on :
...from one to another coast.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
most posts host ghost toasts.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No rhyming is necessary here.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Who thinks L3W will rock?
Posted by Stealth on :
"Not I," said the Stealth.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Well, why not then, Stealth?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I will wait and see.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
refuse to get too excited.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
DC is master of letdowns.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
DC Explosion became DC Implosion
Posted by Stealth on :
quote:
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Well, why not then, Stealth?
Because Geoff Johns is a...
Posted by Stealth on :
...very inconsistent writer; L3W could...
Posted by Stealth on :
...be good, like Green Lantern...
Posted by Stealth on :
...or bad, like Infinite Crisis...
Posted by Stealth on :
...so I'm keeping my expectations...
Posted by Stealth on :
...very, very, very, very low.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I just want ONE Legion.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
At least until another reboot.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Not that it would happen...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I mean, the Legion reboot?
Posted by Stealth on :
Famous last words. Ha, ha.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Kinda like: "Stay here--I'll go see what that noise was."
Posted by Stealth on :
That's more than five words.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
Mistook for "Kill This Thread"!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the true perils of postwhoredom.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What should Lardy's punishment be?
Posted by Stealth on :
How about listening to disco?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It shouldn't punish us too.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
How about a pizza party?
Posted by Stealth on :
Okay, but no green peppers.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
extra pepperoni. no canned mushrooms.
Posted by Stealth on :
And olive oil and semolina.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Some butterbeer to go with?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pizza!!!!!!! ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Now you're punishing me.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Punishment by pizza pleases plebeians!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Ooops--not the 'Alliterations' thread!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You still used five words
Posted by Lard Lad on :
But the words were alliterative!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
There's a thread for that!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Alliterative isn't against the rules.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Quis, stop enabling me, dammit! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Stating facts is not enabling.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I was criticized for alliteration...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...on this very thread here.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Let he who doesn't alliterate...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...cast the very first stone.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Or propel the primary pumice!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
we get the point already.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Just what point is that?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
It's not nice to point.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
I was criticized for alliteration...
But you're not Lard Lad
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Plus rhyming isn't being alliterative
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis masters five word irrelevancies!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's about time you noticed.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I noticed long ago, actually.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just keeping it to yourself?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
just letting you advertise yourself.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It's all about Quis, guys.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And yet no "all-Quis" thread
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Or forum for that matter
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
That thread could unravel quickly.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Especially if only Quis posts.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I therefore shall post on!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am feeling so unloved
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Don't be sad, Quis! Smile!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Cuz you're on Candid Camera!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Get my good side, cameraman!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The side without the arm?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He have a good side?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I'm going to cry now.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Ok, I'm over it now.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Here's some Kleenex for that.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
In case you've a relapse!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Kleenex are better than Puffs.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Care to prove that, dude?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Next time I get sick.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Make sure that you have...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...a control for data comparison!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Just don't use my sleeve.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What would Miss Manners say?????
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Some clever put-down, I'd bet.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
She'd check the Shout Box.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That was a hint, HWW!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Checked and responded to, Lardy.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You're both gentleman and scholar!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Are you saying he's schizophrenic?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Are you confusing schizophrenia with Multiple Personality Disorder?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wrong thread again Lard Lad
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Perhaps I'm scholarly and schizo . . .
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . or a gentlemen with MPD . . .
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . but I can sure count!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Will your Countess join us?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No Countess. Countessless, that is.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Are you confusing schizophrenia with Multiple Personality Disorder?
Why didn't Quis edit this?!?!?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
He's trying to restrain himself?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Let's help by straitjacketing him!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Nah. He might sue us.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
How much would he get?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
From me? My Legion collection.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Perhaps just the Conway issues.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You think he'd stop there?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Aren't those in high demand?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Judging by board reaction, no.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Is this an accurate sampling?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Among Legion fans? Why not?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
For the sake of argument?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Surely HWW would never argue!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Wouldn't he for wickedness' sake?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Are you confusing schizophrenia with Multiple Personality Disorder?
Why didn't Quis edit this?!?!?
Do your own dirty work.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
It's a dirty job, alright.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
But someone's gotta do it?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I see you haven't yet.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
quote:
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Surely HWW would never argue!
I don't argue. I correct.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Wouldn't he for wickedness' sake?
I might for goodness's sake.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I see you haven't yet.
I'm not one for cover-ups!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Not a cover-up, a correction!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
quote:
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
quote:
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Surely HWW would never argue!
I don't argue. I correct.
I stand corrected, my friend.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Actually, I am sitting. Sorry.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Fonzy says: "Sit on it!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have we "jumped the shark"?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Nah, we kicked its ass!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Do sharks have an ass?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeah! And we kicked it!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
But it might kick back.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Kickbacks are illegal like payola
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Tell that to a shark.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Does a shark really care?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Literal sharks or metaphorical sharks?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I'm not going to ask.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Which one scares you, HWW?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Is he scared or prudent?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I was responding to Quis.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Why were you ignoring me?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Did Lard Lad say something?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You posted too quickly, Lardy.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Too quick a draw 4ya?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
'Fraid so, Lardy, 'fraid so.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Might wanna avoid high-noon showdowns!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Where I am it's 4:30!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Perhaps you've a shot, then!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Perhaps I'll charm the opposition!
Posted by dedman on :
By charm, you mean disarm?
Posted by antacidlass on :
Wait now; disarm or disrobe?
Posted by Pov on :
What, it's gotta be either/or?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Disrobing? Depends on the opposition.
Posted by dedman on :
I'm not opposed to that
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Aren't you supposed to oppose?
Posted by Pov on :
Flaunt if you've got it! ![[Styx]](graemlins/Styx.gif)
![[Stiletta]](graemlins/Stiletta.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
AIAIAIAIAIA!!!!! The light! I'm blinded!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Caliente is back! Hurrah! Huzzah!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Didn't I die for her? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
When did you die, Lardy?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It's a long, loooong story.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Too long for five words?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Much too long for five--
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You could just link it.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
would that be as dramatic?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Are you wanting a Tony?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Need a Tony? I'm one!
Posted by dedman on :
Don't you count as two?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Am I secretly Duo Dude?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you've just blown your identity.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Lardy is Tony the Tiger?
Posted by dedman on :
Yes...Lard Lad, he's GRRRREEEEAAAAATTTTT!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I thought he was Tony.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<==Too cool for one name!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Too cool? Here's a sweater.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<==Too hot for a sweater! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Too hot? Too cool? Decide!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Maybe Lardy is getting menopausal.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Nope, I'm a dude, Kent.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
And dude's don't do menopause!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you checked yourself lately?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
someone spiked your beer. Profem.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Now who would do that?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Dunno, another alt of Abin's?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
another case has been solved.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lard Lad is Sherlock Holmes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Or is that John Holmes?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
with the profem, Katie Holmes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Then he'd be Tom's wife? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
then he'd afford San Diego.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
To come or to buy?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
To come or to buy?
Not touching THAT one, Huey! ![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
Posted by Stealth on :
It's Hugh and Sue Pugh!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I don't get the reference.
Posted by Pov on :
She's on a rhyming roll.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Better than an onion roll
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Roll on, eighteen-wheeler! Roll on!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Roll-on Deodorant? No thank you
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You prefer a spray, Quis?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A stick is my preference
Posted by Lard Lad on :
A stick is quite fetching.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I won't touch THAT one!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
it might go off accidentally.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Or even not by accident!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It was just a pun!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
'Stick?' 'Fetching'? Dog fetches stick?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Still not touching it, Louie.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Don't know where Dog's been.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Dyslexic agnostic ponders Dog, too.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and Gdo is Dog sideways.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
bakers: waiting for good dough.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Good puns. Start new thread.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
do not order me around!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
unless substantial cash is involved.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
And I don't mean June.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
How about Reese Witherspoon instead?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
How about Reese's Pieces instead?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Reese Witherspoon's an acceptable incentive.
Posted by Pov on :
She has at least two. ![[Good]](graemlins/angel.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I value her mind only
Posted by Pov on :
In Canadian or US Dollars?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Euros all the way baby!!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
all the way to where?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
To the bank. Where else?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Since you're offering...
to me.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
rhetorical question - not an offer
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
suuure. get my hopes up.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
nothing from nothing leaves nothing
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
something from something is better.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Don't you recognize the song?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
yes. it didn't inspire me.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Does inspire any song you?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
pick something from Rent, perhaps.
Posted by Stealth on :
"Let's Lynch the Landlord" -- KIDDING!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
That one's not on soundtracks.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Talking like Yoda was Lardy.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Was Lad Lard acting dyslexic?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just don't speak in anagrams.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Who spoke? we're all typing.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
We can speak with fingers!!!!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Did that in traffic yesterday!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you gave someone lost directions?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
what a thoughtful, helpful man!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Why thank you. I am.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I gave a universal greeting!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Hi! How ya doin'? Welcome!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I gave a universal greeting!
Different countries use different gestures
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
He might have been saying . . .
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . "Vote straight Republican" in Swedish.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The fleem is okey dokey!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What the flip is fleem?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Quote was from Swedish Chef!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Yumpin' Yiminy! Fleen is food?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
End of the Muppet Movie.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Fleen: served with frog legs?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It's how he said 'film'!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Film with frog legs? Yuck!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Muppet version: "That's all folks!"
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That was my impression anyway.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Do you do other impressions?
Posted by Pov on :
Wanna see his Ron Jeremy? ![[Evil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Bend over backwards, not forwards.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I didn't need that visual.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
So you are no voyeur?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Y'all are strange, sick people!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
But you love us anyway.
Posted by Pov on :
To honor Legion World's fifth...
Posted by Pov on :
I'm wearing my birthday suit!
![[Shudder]](graemlins/shudder.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
Be afraid. Be very afraid...
![[ROTFLMAO]](graemlins/rotflmao.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
I didn't need that visual.
What, me or Ron Jeremy?
Posted by Pov on :
You weren't complaining in Niagara...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I don't want to know.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...trying to erase mental images....
Posted by Pov on :
You'll definitely need biiiiiig eraser...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I didn't see a thing.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I was blinded by pain.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
hobbling on crutches, you'd recall.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Excuses, excuses! Be a man!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeah! Suck it up, Kent!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Let's not get personal now.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Should we get impersonal instead?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Do you mean like this?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Aren't you looking handsome today!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
As opposed to other days?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yep, today's particularly good ferya!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am done impersonating today.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Catchya on da flip side!
Posted by Pov on :
Yo yo yo yo YO!
Posted by Pov on :
<gives himself a gangsta hug>
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What? No fist bumping Pov?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
"Fist-Bumping Pov"? New Action figure?
Posted by Pov on :
No "terrorist fist-bump" for me.
Posted by Pov on :
Leave that to the Obamas.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A new show for today!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Natural sequel to "Li'l Bush."
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
This episode: George invades Canada.
Posted by Asteroid Al on :
Why? Did Japan attack us?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Japan is now our friend.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Facebook friends to be precise
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Maybe George should invade Facebook.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Bucky and Toro are Invaders
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
At least their war ended.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It lasted longer in comics
Posted by Pov on :
They still invade each other...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Toro, I can't quit you!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ang Lee presents Brokeback Comix!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What did Bucky say when
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
invading Japan? "Toro! Toro! Toro!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Toro began making lawn mowers
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Had to find a job, eh?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Couldn't stay a child star.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He burned out long before...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
his candle ever did! Sigh!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What would Bucky do now
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
if he weren't now Cap?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
University of Wisconsin's official mascot?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
More glamorous than lawn mowers.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But so much less profitable
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I dunno. Babes. Endorsements. Fans.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's a rich man's world
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Baby, you're a rich man.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He's a real nowhere man
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
He got joo joo eyeballs
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Isn't that a bit anti-semetic?
Posted by Vee on :
Joo joo eyeballs or pinkeye?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Joo joo means walrus eyes;
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
y'know: goo goo ga joob!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hi, Walrus! I'm the Eggman!
Posted by Pov on :
Drop Lardy, make an omelette!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Flashback to the Chicken Lady
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What Chicken Lady was that?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Watch "Kids in the Hall"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Or you could Google them
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
why bother researching your in-jokes?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cultural reference, not an in-joke.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
riiiight. of course it is.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Vaguely remember Kids' Chicken Lady.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Recall Cabbage Head more clearly.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But he never made omelets.
Posted by Vee on :
All you can eat brunches!
Posted by Pov on :
Koalas prefer to eat branches.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just the leaves - just Eucalyptus
Posted by Pov on :
coughdrops, good. Leaves, not so... ![[I Dunno]](graemlins/urk.gif)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
No knock 'til try! Si?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Non, non, sil vous plait!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's all Greek to me.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Let's start an LMB fraternity!!!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
How shall we initiate plebes?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Sure we'll think of somethin'....
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Eureka! Nekkid Lard Lad tats!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I may now be straight!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Just kidding! That won't happen!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The tat or being straight?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hazarding a guess....probably neither.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
You would be correct, sir.
Posted by Pov on :
Should one call Lardy "Sir"?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Better than calling him "Ma'am"
Posted by Pov on :
Excepting "Ladies Night", I hear.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Only at a transvestite bar
Posted by Pov on :
Yes, that's what I meant.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Yeah! Yeah! That's the ticket!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
He's got the mammories, apparently.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Want to have a look?
(o)_(o)
Posted by Abin Quank on :
This is the correct way
( o )Y( o )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Think you are Power Girl?
Posted by Pov on :
She definitely has the power. ![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The power to defy gravity...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...if ya knowwhut I mean?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What are you talking about?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Power Girl's GIGANTIC BREASTS, Quis!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
They distract from her "package".
Posted by Lard Lad on :
She's got a package package?!?!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You have never notice it?
Posted by dedman on :
How could you not notice?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
She practices "tuck and hide"
Posted by Pov on :
I'M practicing "Duck and run"!
Posted by Pov on :
She does have manly hips... ![[Gasp]](graemlins/faint.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Don't forget her Adam's Apple
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Lard Lad is Power Girl?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<[expletive]--they're on to me! >
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You've given yourself away now.
Posted by Pov on :
Giving it away? For shame!
Posted by Pov on :
They buy a nice dinner?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Salmon croquettes or beef brisket?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Definitely meat rather than fish.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What sides would you like?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Can we skip to dessert?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Pie, cake, cookies, or tiramisu?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Not what I'd in mind!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Special orders result in surcharges.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'd buy THAT furra dollar!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dunno whachu talkin' 'bout Willis
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Youse guys betta respect me!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
have you given us reason?
Posted by Pov on :
He's never cheated on Cobie.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Not to my recollection anyway.
Posted by Pov on :
'Fonly Cobie were that faithful...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Faithful, thy name is Cobie!
Posted by dedman on :
Cobie is Dr. Faithful....perhaps!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Least since Crujectra got'im whupped!! ![[Lash Lad - MLLASH]](graemlins/LashLad.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's all just an act.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
all part of STU's plan.
Posted by dedman on :
I don't believe in STU
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I don't belieeeeeve in Beatles!
Posted by Pov on :
All you need is Lard.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
All you need is cash.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
All you need is Lardporn!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Lardporn: Illegal in five states.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Lardporn: a state of mind!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Illegal in that state, too!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Beware of the Thought Police!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Lardporn trumps the Thought Police!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Well how thoughtlesss of him.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Why is it thoughtless, Quiz?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Thought Police confiscated all thoughts.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Thought Police can do that???
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
RWL: Ruminating Without a License.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Ruminating can also mean masticating...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
But don't confusing masticating with...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Don't confuse it with what?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Don't confuse 'masticating' with......matchmaking!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Don't confuse it with what...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Judge Reinhold was doing in...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Was he judging matchmaking competitions?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
![[Band]](graemlins/band.gif)
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a ...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A one handed judging, Lardy.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
And the other hand was????
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Maybe Mano did the judging.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He beat off the competition!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Meanwhile, back at the farm...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
A new topic was needed
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
So, I'll start it up...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Once upon a time, there...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...was a man named Spanky.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
who was busy with three...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...Moys of his own. heh.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The youngest one in curls?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The red-head givin' the raspberry?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Naughty Moys! Go to bed!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Just five more minutes? Please?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Stick those tongues back in!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Or you'll be catching flies!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
major league Outfielders do okay.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Then why allathuh crotch adjustments?!?!?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hadn't noticed. don't check guys.
Posted by Pov on :
I'd rather check gals anyway.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Why's Kent's avatar a gal?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Maybe he's been taking Profem?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Profem...where've I heard'at recently?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Been following your thread lately?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What thread do you mean?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The only one that matters.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You got dat right, bo!
Posted by Pov on :
Tooting your own horn, Lardy?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Well, no one else is...
Posted by Pov on :
Sounds like a personal problem...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
You need a louder horn?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Try tooting a French horn.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Don't those sound particularly arrogant?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Well, and your point is . . . ?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The French have arrogant horns?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
My son plays a trombone.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have no *choke* son!
Posted by Pov on :
You shouldn't choke a son.
Posted by Pov on :
Who are you, Homer Simpson?!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
When he first started playing...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
it sounded like something choking.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
played trombone in fifth grade.
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
but used the wrong end.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Adults in Charlie Brown's universe
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wah wah? Wah waaant wah!
Posted by Pov on :
Who's better, Simpsons or Peanuts ?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Better at what, pray tell?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Apples and oranges, I say.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Which would be the apple?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
whichever one's not the PC.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
*groan* Geek humor RED ALERT!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Fire all photon torpedoes, Chekov!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Which way to nuclear wessels?"
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"I was never that young."
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"No. You were younger. " -Kirk
Posted by Pov on :
slash fanfic started with Kirk/Spock.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Slash played guitar for Guns'n'Roses.
Posted by Pov on :
And most recently, Velvet Revover. ![[Yes]](graemlins/nod.gif)
Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
Humans are inferior to rodents.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Said the recent gunshot victim.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Alrighty, what's this all about?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It's about a dead rodent.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My policeman impersonation is bad
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
ain't easy being a cop!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
It is when I'm drunk...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Special sig lines don't count!)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yurr unner arress mishter Ranzher!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Let's see your badge, Lardy.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It's here, in my pocket.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
good night, one and all.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Are ya givin' up, Kent?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Looks like he gave up.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Too drunk, I suppose so.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Gotta sleep (it off) sometime.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He drank whole bottle rum!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
There's that Tonto speak again.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hey: DRUNK! Gimme a break!!!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
When you can't write properly . . .
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . isn't it time to quit?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Nah! Don't EVER quit, Huey!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Your liver will thank you.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hey, don't judge me, man!
Posted by Pov on :
best left to proper authorities.
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
. . . isn't it time to quit?
The drinking, or the writing?
Posted by Pov on :
Friends Don't Let Friends Drunk-post.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I think I did okay!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you're an objective judge, then?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Absolutely, positively 100 percent objective!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! you guys are silly!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Silly can be sexy, Brit!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Not in your case!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<==Have ya seen me lately?!?!?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No. We're on the Internet.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<==Duh! Pointing out my avatar!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Which is "you" precisely how?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It's "me" on Legion World!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lard Lad is my friend.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That avatar is not Lardy
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I have known some avatars.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Avatars are friends of mine.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You, sir, are no avatar.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
"Avatar: the Last Airbender" RAWKS!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Changing the subject, are we?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Want me to change avs?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The American Vacuum Society? Why?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
No, my avatar. Is bad?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's kind of cute, actually.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Cuter than the old one?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Cute in a different way.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Which one is your favorite?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Why, they're all my favorite!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That's extremely noncommital of you!
Posted by Pov on :
666... threadpost of the Beast!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The current avatar is cuter...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...but the other's classic Lardy.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Previous looks just like me.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Mine's like me, only cuter.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Not much cuter, you realize!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Definitely more adorable than me!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If you like that type.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
See my pix: U decide!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That didn't work for me
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Go to "Pictures of Members"!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It doesn't work there either
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Rilly? I can see fine.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
All I see are X-boxes
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Cali saw 'em last night.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Don't ask me why so
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Wonder what the deal is?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I see dashes and x-boxes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Better than seeing dead people.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Or dead puppies . . . or roadkill . . .
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Doesn't that go without saying?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'm sure it's somebody's bag. ![[shrug]](graemlins/shrug.gif)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Hopefully it's in a bag.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Isn't that Animal Control's job?
![[Disgusting]](graemlins/puke.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Well it's not my job.
Posted by Pov on :
Me? A job?! To Laugh... ![[chuckle]](graemlins/chuckle.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ha-ha! Tee-hee! snort! chuckle! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!
Posted by Pov on :
That Quis... such a cut-up!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am not a surgeon!
Posted by Pov on :
But lawyers do wallet extractions?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
They truly, most sincerely DO!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You can't tell by me.
Posted by Pov on :
Then quit working pro bono!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Done. I am not working.
Posted by Pov on :
That's right, I forgot. Sorry!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<awkward silence>
<cricket's chirping deafening>
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hey! Party at Quis' place!
Posted by Pov on :
In his pants? Huh? Huh?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No private party. All invited.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Doesn't that constitute an oxymoron?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That a jab at Quis?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hah--just turning'is words against'im!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You're stretching word definitions there.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I stretch other things, too...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...like the boundaries of decency!
Posted by STU on :
... which do not exist here.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you really exist. Anything's game.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Should we start getting existential?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Or would nihilism be better?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Better than what, I ask.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Better Than Ezra, I suggest.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Better than Nehemiah, too, then?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
But not better than Elijah.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I've always really liked Mendelssohn.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But it does edge Sean.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sean who? Penn or Connery?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I was thinking of Astin.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ah! Samwise to the rescue.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
After second breakfast, of course.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
We can't have hungry hobbits.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Fisher Price's Hungry, Hungry Hobbits.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Wasn't that made by Hasbro?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I needed five words there.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Maybe Hasbro should make it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I think somebody should, certainly.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Maybe "Hungry, Hungry Hyvvies", instead?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What the heck are "Hyvvies"?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Beagles. Cute, rampaging little beagles.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Aren't "cute" and "rampaging" contradictory?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you ever had pets?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Had pets or been petted?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I've never had pet Beagles.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Not a dog person myself.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hyvvie and I forgive you.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Hyvvie and you are kind.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Not a dog person myself.
Probably cuz haven't met Hyvvie!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No subject in that sentence.
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
From foreshadowing to Act Two?
Posted by STU on :
What are you talking about?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Is Lolita being kinda oblique?
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
Explanations never; hints for sure
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hyvvie and I are confused.
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
That means you're both LMBPers
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Technically, he's a Super Pet.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
On LW and in reality.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You've met Hyvvie, Outdoor Miner?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No. But dogs are cool.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I have exceeded 6700 posts.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I'm now going to bed. ![[Nightcrawler]](graemlins/Nightcrawler.gif)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I delight in the achievement.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Miner has met Hyvvie's daddy.
Posted by The Red Bee on :
I'm partial to Bees myself
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That is a huge surprize.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Few things actually surprise me
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What has surprized you lately?
Posted by SharkLad on :
How much I missed posting
Posted by Lard Lad on :
We missed you posting, too!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sharky's back where he belongs
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Meow**
Cat language count?
**Meow**
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
We allow Tontospeak. Why not?
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
We missed you posting, too!
Thanks, Lard! I appreciate that!
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Sharky's back where he belongs
You can go home again!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hopefully, you'll stick around awhile!
Posted by SharkLad on :
I guess anything is possible
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The impossible is not possible
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
At least according to definition.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Semantics, thy name is Quis!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Semantics"? People who like Bewitched?
Posted by Pov on :
I thought that they sang...
Posted by Pov on :
What I Like About You
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Semantically, that was The Romantics.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The Romantics, not the Semantics!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Simultaneous corrections! How about that?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I witnessed the violating post!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Too bad. So sad, Lad.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Just you wait, 'Enry 'Iggins!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
By Jove, he's got it!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Not by Jove, you Pagan!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I thought Higgins was Anglican.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I accused Huey, actually, Rocky.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Not pagan. Not Anglican, either.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Should non-Pagans proclaim, "By Jove"?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
If paraphrasing 'enry 'iggins, yes.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Perhaps 'enry was secretly Pagan?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Anglicans often say strange things.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I know because I am.
Posted by STU on :
Maybe I'm an Anglican then?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Anglican--or Episcopalian--that is.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
So saying "By Jove" is...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...kinda a secret Anglican handshake?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No. "Vouchsafe" or "beseech", maybe.
Posted by STU on :
Your counterpart is Emperor Penguin!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Perhaps make it Anglican Penguin.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Rockhopper Lad is actually Pyngwypalian.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That's the character. Not me.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Thank you for clarifying that.
Posted by Pov on :
Yeah. Enquiring minds wanna know.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Was my post too snarky?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No. I still love you.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Can one be "too snarky"?
Posted by Pov on :
Ask Ann Coulter, shall we?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Go right ahead. I'll wait.
Posted by Pov on :
"Hello, FOXNEWS? Gimme the b!%c#..."
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Fair and balanced" my foot!
Posted by Pov on :
You got THAT right, Rocky...
Posted by Iron Rat on :
Your foot's fair and balanced?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Actually, it's webbed and clawed.
Posted by Iron Rat on :
Does it smell like fish?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Can you walk on it?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Does it catch stray bugs?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No, yes and no, fellas.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Were your answers in order?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yes, of course they were.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Why, how organized of you!
Posted by dedman on :
organized by Dewey Decimal System?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That's a fair inference, dedman.
Posted by Pov on :
But are librarians all booksmart?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rocky has street cred too.
Posted by Pov on :
He feeds the parking meter?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No, he's not a token.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Isn't he our token Pyngwyn?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Penguins is practically chickens" - Hobo
Posted by Pov on :
Is it fair to stereotype?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Like penguins wearing three-piece suits?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Penguins, like Pyngwyns, wear nothing.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Item! Rockhopper Lad is nudist!!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That's not news. It's established.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I was outta the loop.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
too many inane post threads ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...too few inane porn threads!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
And no insane posse threads.
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
isn't that a good thing?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sure, for whomever they chase.
Posted by Pov on :
Help! Clowns are after me!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
1.Find Volkswagen 2. Stuff clowns inside.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
3. Send posse after clown-stuffed Volkswagen.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Head 'em up, move 'em out!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Free posse at the door!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The best posse isn't free.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Has anyone seen my posse?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Didn't you eat them recently?
Posted by Pov on :
Nope, that was a PossUM.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Possum, the other white meat.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Tastes like chicken, it does.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Chicken - tastes just like rattlesnake!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Therefore, rattlesnake tastes like posse?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Rattlesnake Shake: yum, yum, yum!
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
I think my posse spoiled.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Check their posse expiration date.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Quis usually uses inane threads
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<---- Not above post hookering myself
Posted by Pov on :
He works hard for the
Posted by Pov on :
money, Ehh EHH Ehh EHH!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Donna Summers you are NOT!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Heard she had great posse.
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Donna Summers you are NOT!
Was channeling Hank Azaria's Agador .
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Donna's orgasm records: very hot
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If you like that thing
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I like that thing
Posted by Pov on :
That's the way, uhHUH uhHUH
Posted by Pov on :
I like it, uhHUH uhHUH
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Do Do Do Doo Do
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Wop da ma loo mop!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
ba ba bomp bam bomb!
Posted by Iron Rat on :
Do sounds count as "words"?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
are there enough to care?
Posted by Iron Rat on :
But... but... I do care!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You see my care face?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Can anyone see your face?
Posted by Pov on :
Only LadyLard... and she's scared!
Posted by Pov on :
(Actually, his face's quite handsome. )
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Can anyone see your face?
See my care face, now?
Posted by Pov on :
(It's the rest that's scary. )
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
(Actually, his face's quite handsome. )
<awkward silence is awkward response>
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
(It's the rest that's scary. )
*Whew* Had me worried, there!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Messed up hair = good look
Posted by Pov on :
It's called "Bedhead", 'mI right?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hair advice best from Matt
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Beloved Ultra Matt, of course
Posted by Pov on :
Whose birthday is coming up!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
LW needs more Ultra Matt!!!!
Posted by Pov on :
In fact, isn't it tomorrow?
Posted by Pov on :
It IS! And we DO!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You should start a thread!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Has Pov ever started one?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I was wondering that also
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
We could do a search.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Or make Lardy do it
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Why not have Pov instead?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Pov's attention comes and goes
Posted by Pov on :
I blame all the drugs.
Posted by Pov on :
Perfectly legal and insurance-funded drugs.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What? Like that 'medical' marijuana?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Is that what explains this?
[/QB][/QUOTE]
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That I like Carolina Panthers?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I guess someone has to
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Who's your team, smarty pants?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
The Buffalo Bills, of course.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeah, nothing to criticize there...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Who criticized your team, Lardy?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You, in a roundabout way.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Getting a little defensive, Lardy?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Just borderline offensive, as usual!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Kind of like your team...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Just hope they don't suck!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Yeah, I know that feeling...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Already off to bad start...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...Steve Smith suspended two games.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Trent Edwards banged up knee...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Jason Peters still holding out...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The spectre of the Pats?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Puck the stinkin' cheatin' Fatriots...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Somebody seems like he's jealous!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Or feeling outnumbered in Patriotland.
Posted by Pov on :
RI needs its own team.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Foxborough's practically in Rhode Island.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
My neighborhood is called Foxborough!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
The Gem of Norfolk County?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Now I hate this thread.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Like you liked it before!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm a longtime Packers fan
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
But I'll sure miss Brett
Posted by Abin Quank on :
So? Cheer for the Jets.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
You've already got the outfit!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Save it for the honeymoon.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll bet the honeymoon won't...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...diminish Cobie's posting presence here.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
time for "Irate LC" graemlin?
Posted by Pov on :
How about a :cobiesseveredtestes: greamlin?
![[Elastic Lad]](graemlins/ElasticLad.gif)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Bah! Cobie does as pleases
Posted by Pov on :
Even with jewels in jar?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
That's what men often say . . .
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . before they actually get married.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I demand the aforementioned graemlin!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I implore it not created!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Note the respect shown Nighty
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Please don't make me laugh.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Okay, but how about giggle?
Posted by Pov on :
Wouldn't that be GiGi's forte'?
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Troy avatar; 'sword' jokes commence
Posted by Pov on :
My sword's bigger than yours.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
More like a pen knife.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
pen mightier than sword: poetry?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
But mightier than phallus? Nah!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Writing your name in snow.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That requires mad skillz, man!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Asparagus makes your pee smell.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Makes it grow a nose?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Man, who'd of thunk it.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Really, how's that even possible?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
In cartoons anything is possible.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
We are in a cartoon...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
In which pee grows noses?
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Just wait til grows ears
Posted by Pov on :
Potatoes grow eyes, why not?
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Potatoes have no rights here
Posted by Pov on :
B-but... Idaho part of Union!
Posted by Pov on :
I demand equal spuds rights!
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Subject of the Union actually
Posted by Pov on :
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
How about you rule it?
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Either you or Anti-Lad
Posted by Pov on :
Think of the chives, man! ![[sob]](graemlins/sob.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
I'm a lover, not ruler.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Chives: grown up are Malcontents
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
How about you $*!*$ it?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Watch the language Mr. Cobalt!
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Pardon the obscenity, good sir
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Beware the Morals Purity Squad!
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Perhaps our greatest foes ever!
Posted by Pov on :
Oh, go get married already.
Posted by Pov on :
(To LC, not to Quis... )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I would say "I do"
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
And what if I accepted?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That would be acceptable too.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
I'll go get a tux.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Oh you'll look so handsome!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
What will you be wearing?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A smile or a tux
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Pov, who is LC? Lauren?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
LC - Short for Lady Cobalt.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Watch Cobie's Homer impersonation - D'oh!!!
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Well, what about Lauren Conrad?
Posted by Pov on :
More partial to Leonard Cohen.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You would be. Me no.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Just who is Lauren Conrad?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<and please withhold the links >
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You don't want to know.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But then maybe you do
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
The hottest one on MTV!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
That could possibly be disputed.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Especially by someone like me.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
And I never watch MTV.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Did Quislet and I marry?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Did you say "I do"?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
I don't recall; let's see...
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
No; I hypothetically posited acceptance.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I guess we aren't married.
Posted by Pov on :
Quis and a rat? Scandalous!!!
[ August 28, 2008, 08:38 PM: Message edited by: Pov ]
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Pov! A little discretion, please.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Thank you kindly, impoverished one.
Posted by Pov on :
No problem, O Shy One...
Posted by Pov on :
But Isn't rat same thing? ![[Hug]](graemlins/hug.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The same thing as what?
Posted by Pov on :
(Inside joke from edited post... )
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Isn't Quis engaged to Roy?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I think Quis is roaming! ![[gasp]](graemlins/gasp.gif)
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Hm, but are his hands?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Should Quis fear Roy's axe?
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Is axe used as euphanism?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Is it Roy's body spray?
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
They should be married soon!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Are you an Axe man?
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
LW Weddings: beacon of insanity?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Reception: Roy playing electric guitar?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No Chicken Dance for me.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
No rubber chicken for me.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
No Electric Slide for me
Posted by Pov on :
Boogie Oogie Oogie Oogie, Cobie!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Come'n do the Hokey Pokey
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That's what it's all about
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
That's what what's all about?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You put your [censored] in...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You take your garbage out
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
(Forgot about five word limit!)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You burn all the evidence
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
And sell your partners out
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Ya do the Enron-okie Pokie
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Be an Okie from Muskogee.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'd Sooner be from Enid
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I'd sooner stay in Missouri.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'd sooner stay up later.
Posted by Pov on :
And do the Mashed Potato!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Nothin' like some tater lovin'!!!
Posted by Pov on :
Just ask Ron White's wife!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
They call him Tater Salad!
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Mating with taters is illegal
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Mating with sheep IS, though?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Thought those jokes were banned!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sheep jokes or tater jokes?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Like in the Spanish Inquisition?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"The Inquisition--what a show!"
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Rocky--check word count, please.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sorry. It's a birthday thing.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Spanish Inquisitor: latin lover / executioner?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It was all about bondage!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Please! Don't! Stop! Don't stop!
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Bondage masks are slightly unnerving
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
or a turn-on for some.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Do they turn you on?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Do I make you horny?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That's for me to know
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
and you to find out
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
will we find out too?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sure, the more, the merrier
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What does Sir Roy think?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's his mask, you know
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He still has the mask?
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Is that for the bedroom?
Posted by Pov on :
It's not for the boardroom.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Not JUST the bedroom anymore
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Not JUST for breakfast anymore.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Do smileys count as "words"?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Upon further review: they don't.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Then some prior posts ... failed!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
If smiley meant to replace...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...actual word, then smiley counts.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Breaking sentence in two: cheating!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What's the punishment for that?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post count decreased by 500!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Only after your last post
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
There'll always be another post...
Posted by Pov on :
STUlet O'Hara, Post w/t Wind...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Better "post" than passing wind
Posted by Pov on :
Just ask poor Lady Cobalt! ![[choke]](graemlins/choke.gif)
![[The Polecat]](graemlins/Polecat.gif)
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Remember LMBP villain, Dutch Oven?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
On the Food Network perhaps?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Different kind of dutch oven!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Watch COOKIN' WITH CEE DUB
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
His cookbooks: GREAT GIFT IDEAS!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You never give me anything.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
But you have never asked.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Ask, and ye shall receive.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A million dollars and electrolysis
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
By "shall," I meant "may."
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
By May, I mean December.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
As in, "May-December romance"?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I've experienced "June-October," myself.
[ August 30, 2008, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: He Who Wanders ]
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
I could say that, too.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It is almost September now.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Where has the summer gone?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I do love autumn, however.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I was born in autumn.
Posted by Pov on :
Fall's historically bad for me.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Why do you say that?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
"Autumn"'s more evocative than "fall."
Posted by Pov on :
MS diagnosed in Oct '96.
Posted by Pov on :
Bad flares Fall '01, '05.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Bummer. And it causes bubblebutt?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Seriously, that's too bad, Pov.
Posted by Pov on :
Numbness, weakness, progressing to wheelchair-bound.
Posted by Pov on :
Thanks, AFOB. Forgive my whining.
Posted by Pov on :
Metron, Prof. X, my idols
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Not whining, just venting, man.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Don't make me slap you!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Metron, Xavier-You bald too?
Posted by Pov on :
Try not to. Gets old.
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Metron, Xavier-You bald too?
Yes sir, I am indeed!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But you are better looking
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
May I rub your head?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
And can he make wishes?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just appearance of Arkansas angel.
Posted by Pov on :
Rub and wish away, all!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I wish Pov good health!
Posted by Pov on :
Jake keeps us on road!
Posted by Pov on :
Thank you, He Who Wanders.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
I wish Pov great wealth!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I wish ME great wealth!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
(Hold arms out, waits patiently)
Posted by Pov on :
Time to buy PowerBall tix. ![[Luck Lords]](graemlins/LuckLords.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ask me for losing numbers.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
No thanks, got my own.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
If Pov wealthy... not "Pov"!
Posted by Pov on :
I vow to remain pantsless!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Easily kept vow, I think.
Posted by Pov on :
I keep my goals low.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
So are you invariably successful?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Saying - Nothing succeeds like success!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Although failure's a good teacher.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Failure - Those who can't, teach.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
But those who can't teach...?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Teach teachers how to teach.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Sounds like a tongue twister.
Posted by Pov on :
She sells seashells by seashore.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Posted by Pov on :
So rig for suicide bombing.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Sheep lovers are horribly offended.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Veterinarian Cobie to the rescue
Posted by Pov on :
Let's help Quis beat Cobie!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Cobie: aspiring sheep OB-GYN.
Posted by Pov on :
He knows where to look...
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
And where might that be?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Where you least expect it
Posted by Pov on :
Oh, Stuey expects it, uh-huh!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
(indignant) How would you know?
Posted by Pov on :
Cobie sent me the pictures.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Why didn't I get them?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Didn't you get the memo?"
Posted by SharkLad on :
Lumbergh forgot to send it
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I guess he's to blame
Posted by SharkLad on :
Such is life at Initech
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wasn't that Apache Chief's cry?
Posted by SharkLad on :
I think it was Giganta's
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I miss the old Superfriends.
Posted by Pov on :
Marvin, Wendy and Wonder Dog?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Photos too hot for LW!
[ August 31, 2008, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: Legatus Ferrous Rodentus ]
Posted by Pov on :
Inane FIVE words, not six.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
I only count five words!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Also, bending rules: mod privilege!
Posted by Pov on :
You're a MOD? Somebody goofed!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Hush now! Don't tell Nighty!
Posted by Pov on :
I was gonna blame Scooter.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Beware: Legion of the Banned! ![[Banned!]](graemlins/banned.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
Been there and done that.
Posted by Pov on :
Quis- 99 posts behind Scooter.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Getting closer by the minute!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pov needs to count again
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
2219 until Double Time Trapper!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I doubt I'll beat Cobie
Posted by SharkLad on :
What instrument would you use?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post softly; carry big stick.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Don't touch my big stick!
Posted by Pov on :
Don't point it at me!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Too pointy to be real
Posted by Pov on :
Sort of like Madonna's bra.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
You'll put an eye out!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Aye, Aye, Captain No Eye!
Posted by Pov on :
No eyes- he's TMK-era Probe!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
That "stick"'s covered in seaweed!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Seaweed is good packing material.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Also pretty tasty on sushi.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Um... seaweed, not SharkLad's "stick."
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Freudian slip? Initially typed "seawood."
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sometimes, a cigar is just . . .
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Want to buy a bridge?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Does it resemble a cigar?
Posted by Pov on :
Has it been in Lewinsky?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What kinda bridge is this??
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A strange one it seems.
Posted by Pov on :
Does it go to Terabithia?
Posted by Pov on :
(Lewinsky referred to cigar, silly... )
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Cigar referred to the bridge! ![[tease]](graemlins/tease.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I bid two no trump.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Bridge: too complicated to learn...
Posted by Pov on :
Bridges, so easy to burn... ![[sigh]](graemlins/sigh.gif)
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Britches, easy to not wear...
Posted by Pov on :
Bitches, no fun to hear...
Posted by Pov on :
(Not directed at anyone, honest!)
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
[whistles, and looks around innocently]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A sure sign of guilt.
Posted by Pov on :
How would you defend him...
Posted by Pov on :
in a court of law?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Insanity defense - sure fired acquittal
Posted by Pov on :
Yup... I can see it.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
"I can see cleeeearly now...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cleaned your glasses, did you?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Keeping glasses clean really sucks!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tell me about it Janet
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Who's Janet? What's the reference?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Definitely went over my head.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Never saw Rocky Horror Picture?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Saw it. Many years ago.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Still can't place the reference.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Columbia and Magenta watching Janet
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Was Janet singing "T-T-T-Touch Me"?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Around that time or before
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
That's how I remember Janet.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Let's do the Time Warp!
Posted by SharkLad on :
But I don't want to!
Posted by PenaltyKillah on :
Too hot to handle, sugarpie?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Who you calling, sugarpie?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sharklad wants a new petname.
Posted by Pov on :
How about Dear Old Chum?
Posted by SharkLad on :
or maybe DOC for short ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
eh what's up Doc? snicker
Posted by Pov on :
Don't laugh at sharks, Quis...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Their smiles are quite deadly!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Not smiles actually, but teeth.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Sharks: teeth. Teeth: razor sharp.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Colons, but no question marks!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Must there always be "??"?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Not necessary on this thread.
Posted by Pov on :
Only necessity here: Five words.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Five words plus lotsa love?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Five words, unlimited punctuation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Limited only by good taste.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Good taste? Guess I'm out!
Posted by Pov on :
Great taste but less filling.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I love the creamy filling! ![[Drool]](graemlins/drool.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just not mine, I'd guess.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(Was Quis just hitting on me? )
Posted by Pov on :
Got you horny, didn't it.
Posted by Pov on :
Why else use six words?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Like that would take much!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
maybe flustered instead of horny
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Notice I don't edit mistakes!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lardy sticks to his guns
Posted by Pov on :
He should clean them more.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I likes 'em dirty, y'all!
Posted by Pov on :
Watch out for rusty barrel...
Posted by SharkLad on :
what about a rusty trombone?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
They related to Rusty Shackleford?
Posted by Pov on :
How about a Dirty Sanchez?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Better than a Dirty LARDLAD?
Posted by Pov on :
Same, only with more feces
Posted by Pov on :
Google it... if you DARE!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Wikipedia had seven different matches.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
I created a Wikipedia entry!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Go see, if you doubt!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
An entry for what exactly?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
I... I shudder to think...!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Having a memory lapse there?
Posted by Pov on :
He's over 30... it happens.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Are you under thirty, Povvins?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'm over 40. What happened?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What was I just saying?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I dunno...something about kumquats?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Wikipedia entry for "Dirty LARDLAD."
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
I'm under 30 -- youthful, energetic! ![[AHHHH!!!!]](graemlins/scream.gif)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Life, natch, begins at 40.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Guess I'm stuck in middle.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No wikipedia entry, but Lardlad.com
Posted by Pov on :
Don't go there! Awful pron!!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
"Kumquats"... dirtiest sounding word ever!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
No wikipedia entry, but Lardlad.com
That Lardlad's a total poseur.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
So quoted words don't count?
Posted by Pov on :
Lardy makes his own rules!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:
Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus:
So quoted words don't count?
It's been done. Not often.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Clarifies what I'm responding to...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...especially when intermittent posts occur!
Posted by Pov on :
Intermittency- sign of prostate problem?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It hurts when I pee?
Posted by Pov on :
How about rest of alphabet?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It hurts when I "arrrr"!
Posted by Pov on :
Ooh... "Old One-legged Pirate Syndrome"...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What's with the one-legged theme?
Posted by Pov on :
Your kink, you tell ME!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I didn't create those characters!!!!
Posted by Pov on :
"Peg-legged" screws up acronym "O.O.P.S.".
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I didn't create those characters!!!!
That's right... wasn't it Semi?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You were going for acronym?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Semi created one of 'em.
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
You were going for acronym?
Every good disease has one!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Are you an acro-holic, Pov?
Posted by Pov on :
Depends on your P.O.V., huh?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Some Hippies Are Really Killers
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
quote:
Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus:
I'm under 30 -- youthful, energetic!
Did anyone fall-- er, believe?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I believe...in Harvey Dent.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
D'you believe... life after love?
Posted by Pov on :
I don't believe in love ...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I don't belie-eve in Beatles...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I believe I'll have another.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Believe you'll have another what?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Do you believe in magic?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
In a young girl's heart?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Young girl's heart = spell component?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Something to be shattered carelessly?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
What would this spell accomplish?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Total world domination thru puberty?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Did you intentionally misspell "through"?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yes, lazily eliminated three letters!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
But total letter count irrelevant!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Maybe that's another thread idea!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
"Posts with exactly 30 letters."
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You'r head's hurting, isn't it?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I took cyanide strength Excedrin
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
makes the pain stop permanently
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Is Quis feeling emo today?
Posted by Pov on :
No, he's just tickling him.
Posted by Pov on :
Reminds me of previous discussion.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
"Tickle Me Emo" vid rawks!
Posted by SharkLad on :
that sounds a little inappropriate
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It is for grown men.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Who determines what's appropriate? Republicans?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Republicans and Democrats should merge
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Would the result be... republicrats?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
President by nude jello wrestling.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
In that case... who'd win?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
(And who'd want to watch? )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'd watch a nude Obama.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Not so much nude McCain
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nude Palin for you guys?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Palin's body... with McCain's face?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
McCain's body with Palin's face???????
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That's just so, SO wrong!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Reagan's body with Dubya's brain?
Posted by Pov on :
So... just Reagan's body, then...
Posted by SharkLad on :
Whose brain is better preserved?
Posted by Pov on :
Was Reagan's head on Futurama ?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Can you check your DVDs?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Assuming he has Futurama DVD.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Maybe you could check Wikipedia.
Posted by Masked STU on :
Not there, but check here .
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No Wikipedia entry? I'm shocked!
Posted by Masked STU on :
Wikipedia mentions; does not list.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Darn Wikipedia! Darn it all!!!!
Posted by Pov on :
Darn it like holey sock!
Posted by Pov on :
Darn it straight to heel!
Posted by Pov on :
There'll be HEEL toe pay!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
One week to go now
Posted by Masked STU on :
This... the end of Cobalt?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He will be Cobalt MAN
Posted by Masked STU on :
If he's marrying "Lady Cobalt"...
Posted by Masked STU on :
...should he be "Lord Cobalt"?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Consistency = Hobgoblin of little minds
Posted by Masked STU on :
You sayin' my mind's little?!
Posted by Masked STU on :
Green Goblin of little minds = ?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Don't blame me! Blame Emerson!
Posted by Masked STU on :
Can't! He doesn't frequent LW.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He is not Transcendental Lad?
Posted by Pov on :
No, that's Lake N. Palmer.
Posted by Masked STU on :
Favorite book: Where's Ralph Waldo?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
In the bedroom with Whitman
Posted by Masked STU on :
You saying they were lovers?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Neither admit nor deny it
Posted by Masked STU on :
But how do you know?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What if everyone were omniscient?
Posted by Masked STU on :
Get... out... of... my... head!!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Your head...or your head?
Posted by Masked STU on :
What're you trying to imply?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It's all about your p***s!
Posted by Masked STU on :
You're obsessed with my p***s!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Everyone's obsessed with your p***s!!!
Posted by Masked STU on :
Why do they deny it?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
They're insecure with their masculinity!
Posted by Masked STU on :
And you are not insecure?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Do I seem particularly insecure?
Posted by Masked STU on :
Well, you are sweating profusely.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Fat guys sweat a lot.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Well, it is humid out.
Posted by Pov on :
One Hundred percent... Thanks Hanna!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hanna's pouring down on me.
Posted by Pov on :
Enough already! Go see Nancy!
Posted by Pov on :
(Not you, Quis, the rain... )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wouldn't mind seeing Nancy.
Posted by Pov on :
Take Hanna to meet her.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And leave you all alone????
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Then he'd be Mister Lonely.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A name change for Pov?
Posted by Pov on :
Mr. Dry, at your service...
Posted by Masked STU on :
Did your cork get soaked?
Posted by Pov on :
Dried up, fell in bottle...
Posted by Masked STU on :
You have a shriveled cork?
Posted by Pov on :
At least it still foats.
Posted by Masked STU on :
Er... whatever "foats" your boat!
Posted by Pov on :
Refuse to edit for typos.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I would never do that
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You'd do everything else though
Posted by Pov on :
He'd do anything for love.
Posted by Masked STU on :
I'd do "that" (for money).
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Why would anybody pay you?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
STU would be worth it.
Posted by Pov on :
Sight-unseen? Buy at own risk...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Or at a deeeeep discount.
Posted by Pov on :
STU takes it pretty deep...
Posted by Pov on :
(or so I've been told. )
Posted by Lard Lad on :
We discussing STU's p***s again?
Posted by Pov on :
Why, would you like to?
Posted by Pov on :
(Not that I want to... )
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Isn't everything about STU's p***s?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(and YOU started it, tonight!!! )
Posted by Pov on :
I said he TAKES it.
[ September 07, 2008, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Pov ]
Posted by Pov on :
Nothing about him giving it.
[ September 07, 2008, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Pov ]
Posted by Pov on :
STU plays receiver, not QB.
[ September 07, 2008, 08:44 PM: Message edited by: Pov ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
TWEET!! Five Word Penalty - Pov
Posted by Pov on :
Guilty as charged... Spank me!
Posted by Pov on :
Confused with "Six Words" thread...
Posted by Masked STU on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
(or so I've been told. )
Nice try... but ultimately unconvincing.
Posted by Pov on :
There, I fixed 'em. Better?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Don't you feel better now?
Posted by Masked STU on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
:bendsforwardwillingly:
Evidence: Pov "takes it deep."
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Don't you feel better now?
Don't know. You tell ME.
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Masked STU:
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
:bendsforwardwillingly:
Evidence: Pov "takes it deep."
That's for SPANKING, not "probing"!
Posted by Masked STU on :
Sometimes paddle slips inside... "accidentally"!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
STU takes it pretty deep...
There are two interpretations there.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Minds out of gutters fellas!
Posted by Pov on :
There's life outside of gutters?!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
They wear pants there, though
Posted by Pov on :
You'll never catch ME there...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Is Pov the gingerbread man?
Posted by Pov on :
Take a bite and see.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Not even for a bribe!
Posted by Pov on :
But I'm Sweet Ass Sweet!
Posted by Hot STU on :
Who'd want to "tap" that?
Posted by Pov on :
Whoever wants my special syrup!
Posted by Hot STU on :
A teaspoonful at a time!
Posted by Pov on :
It goes great on waffles!
Posted by Hot STU on :
Maple syrup on mine, thanks.
Posted by Pov on :
Miss Marla Maple syrup, perchance?
Posted by Hot STU on :
I'm harvesting it, double fisted!
Posted by Pov on :
One at a time, probably.
Posted by Hot STU on :
Other fist is not mine!
Posted by Pov on :
It's not in front, either.
Posted by Hot STU on :
What, have you been watching?
Posted by Pov on :
Lardy is selling the tape.
Posted by Hot STU on :
Totally photoshopped, fake bootleg copy!
Posted by Pov on :
That explains your plus-sized package...
Posted by Lard Lass on :
I have NO package, now.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Check with Lost and Found
Posted by Pov on :
He didn't say "he's" searching...
Posted by Pov on :
Proud statement of "his" transformation.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Like that will last here.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Nothing good ever lasts long
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Only the good die young
Posted by Hot STU on :
I'm going to live forever!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You are not that bad.
Posted by Pov on :
He's not that good, either.
Posted by Hot STU on :
'Twas LW that corrupted me!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
House of the Rising SunBoy?
Posted by Hot STU on :
(Just singing "Fame" theme song.)
Posted by Pov on :
FEEEEEMMM! Lardy has boobs forever...
Posted by Lard Lass on :
I'm gonna flap'em and FLY!
Posted by Pov on :
You'll putcher eye out, kid!
Posted by Lard Lass on :
They can be quite deadly!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Didn't Lardy always have boobs?
Posted by Pov on :
Just not quite that nice.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
How do my manboobs look?
Posted by Hot STU on :
You sure you have manboobs?
Posted by Pov on :
"All men are boobs."- Lesbians
Posted by SharkLad on :
"We like wearing plaid" - Lesbians
Posted by Hot STU on :
I like wearing plaid, too!
Posted by SharkLad on :
Well, who doesn't? I do!
Posted by Hot STU on :
Then you and I = lesbians??
Posted by Pov on :
I'm lesbian in man's body.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'd make a rotten lesbian
Posted by Hot STU on :
Me too; too tall, hairy.
Posted by Pov on :
You mean you're Rosie O'Donnell?!
Posted by Pov on :
No WONDER no STU pictures.
Posted by Hot STU on :
I bet Pov {hearts} Rosie.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Three STUs equal one Rosie.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:
Originally posted by Hot STU:
I bet Pov {hearts} Rosie.
Rosie leaves Kelli for Pov
Posted by Pov on :
What am I... Lesbian Lovetree?
Posted by Hot STU on :
Portia leaves Ellen for me!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wake up STU! Wake up!
Posted by Lard Lass on :
<flashes boobs to wake STU>
Posted by Pov on :
Anyone else tired of Lardboobs?
Posted by Pov on :
(No, I didn't think so... )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Actually I am. Stop it!
Posted by Pov on :
Quis, Esq. lays the smackdown! ![[smack]](graemlins/smack.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A new day, new inanities
Posted by Pov on :
Is Semi's colon a semicolon ( ; ) ?
Posted by Pov on :
Does Quis fence with Esq-wire?
Posted by Pov on :
How does Lardy grease fryingpans?
Posted by Pov on :
MLLASH: Dominatrix in real world?
Posted by Pov on :
Pov- Still waiting on Lotto...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have the losing numbers.
Posted by Pov on :
But winning walk and smile.
Posted by SharkLad on :
maybe you will win it
Posted by Pov on :
Sharklad: Nibble is never enough. ![[Matter Eater Lad]](graemlins/MatterEaterLad.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lottery to Quis: Bite me.
Posted by Pov on :
Poor Quis. Always a bridesmaid...
Posted by Pov on :
Thriftshop Debutante: Paris' new BFF?
Posted by LardLad on :
Teeds: Too HOT for Hilton!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Hot! Hot! Hot!" Buster Poindexter
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Buster's real name-David Johansen
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Not that anyone really cared...
Posted by LardLad on :
Maybe he cared, at least?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I think his mom cared.
Posted by Pov on :
Nah, his mom hated him.
Posted by Pov on :
Why else name him thus?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
David Johansen or Buster Poindexter?
Posted by Pov on :
Buster's better, don't you think?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I try not to think.
Posted by Pov on :
It shows in your posts...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And my high post count.
Posted by SharkLad on :
my post count is low
Posted by Pov on :
Try a change in diet?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Inane diet = high post count
Posted by LardLad on :
What constitutes an inane diet?
Posted by Pov on :
The e-consumption of Cobie's posts.
Posted by LardLad on :
Does that cause virtual heartburn?
Posted by Pov on :
That, and very hairy palms.
Posted by LardLad on :
Alright, show us your hands!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
No, you weird hand fetishist!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Nationalizing troubled companies solves everything.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Including Lardy's bizarre hand fetishism?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Government run porn lacks variety.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Are you familiar with such?
Posted by LardLad on :
Surely not in Republican administration!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And Iraq is not obscene?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'm getting off soapbox now.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Iraq's another four letter word.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
so are Bush and Rove.
Posted by Pov on :
Aren't they lovers, as well?
Posted by Pov on :
(THERE'S a pay-per-view to avoid... )
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Government sponsored Rove Bush porn?
Posted by Pov on :
Condi'd buy THAT for dollar!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Cheney porn: shoot in face!
Posted by SharkLad on :
I think I'm gonna vomit
Posted by Stu Rat on :
What, are you not impressed?
Posted by SharkLad on :
I really am gonna vomit
Posted by Stu Rat on :
D'you think that was photoshopped?
Posted by Pov on :
It's probably an -ostomy bag.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
It's definitely full of something!
Posted by Pov on :
The brains behind the President.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
(Using term "brains" very loosely.)
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Election can't be soon enough.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
But result might be bad.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
When has it been good?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
There's hope...then it's gone.
Posted by LardLad on :
Believe in place called Hope.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Live in place called Despair
Posted by LardLad on :
Eat in place called Arby's.
Posted by Pov on :
R B is Republican Beef?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
RB is Rhythm and Blues!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Or Ritchie Blackmore (Deep Purple).
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Eggplant is a deep purple
Posted by LardLad on :
In my deep purp-uhl dream!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Can I share your hookah?
Posted by LardLad on :
I've got the hookah hook-up?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I may narc you out.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
To whom would you narc?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The DEA comes to mind
Posted by Stu Rat on :
"Lardy and Stu are druggies!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I only do placebos, man!
Posted by LardLad on :
<====High on drug called Life.
Posted by Pov on :
That's not life you're huffing
Posted by Pov on :
That's farts in your spandex.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Pov, why'd you scratch'n sniff?
Posted by SharkLad on :
most scratch'n'sniff smells like shiite
Posted by Pov on :
but... but I wash mine!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And we thank you deeply
Posted by Pov on :
But not too deeply, please.
Posted by LardLad on :
Truly, madly, deeply, he does!
Posted by Pov on :
Can I just say... OUCH!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Here... take these two Midol.
Posted by LardLad on :
...and call Stu in morning.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Don't call; I'll be sleeping!
Posted by Pov on :
So when do you work?!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
When you least expect it!
Posted by Pov on :
That's what your boss says...
Posted by Stu Rat on :
"That is what she said!"
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Right before she fired you?
Posted by Pov on :
She didn't take him home.
Posted by Pov on :
Not even supply closet sex.
Posted by Pov on :
His other, MALE boss, however...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Workplace sexual harassment is fun!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...says lawyer seeking new clients...?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Not everything is a lawsuit
Posted by Stu Rat on :
"Her buttocks assaulted my hand!"
Posted by Pov on :
I've used that defense often!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
And is it ever effective?
Posted by Pov on :
I've never been in jail.
Posted by Pov on :
Tho I may've been fined... ![[Poverty Lad]](graemlins/PovertyLad.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pov - fine for buttock touching
Posted by Pov on :
I only touch fine buttocks.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
How do you define "fine"?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He touched it - It's fine.
Posted by Pov on :
Like Armstrong touched the Moon.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
With his spacesuit booted feet?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That's Super Boots ....of Space!
Posted by Pov on :
The Ultimate in Space Protection
Posted by Stu Rat on :
But providing protection from what?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
STD... of Space! of course!
Posted by Pov on :
Don't you mean Space-STU protection?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Like you'd ever catch Space-STU...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Easy with the right bait.
Posted by Pov on :
Quis is a master baiter...
Posted by Stu Rat on :
What bait is he using?
Posted by Pov on :
Roofies on a hook, apparently
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Hook, sharp? Not so tempting.
Posted by LardLad on :
Just use the right hooker.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Hooker and hook: big difference!
Posted by LardLad on :
The difference is the "er".
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Chose a dominatrix: Get Both.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Where can I choose dominatrices?
Posted by LardLad on :
Could you go to Domino's?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Another perk: don't they deliver?
Posted by LardLad on :
Probably'd require a HELLACIOUS tip!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
You tip... for two tips?
Posted by LardLad on :
Is that a boobie reference?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Isn't everything a boobie reference?
Posted by LardLad on :
Man...didn't GRL change me back too damn soon?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
quote:
Originally posted by LardLad:
Man...didn't GRL change me back too damn soon?
Way more than five words!
Posted by LardLad on :
Harumph! Mod appointment...so arbitrary!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Don't hate... it's not becoming!
Posted by LardLad on :
Why aren't I a mod?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
What've you done for Nighty?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
We do have our standards.
Posted by LardLad on :
I'm a standard bearer, dammit!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
You're a standard bear, maybe!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Standard bear or standard barer?
Posted by LardLad on :
Well, recently I've been both!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
I can't bear Lardy barer!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
LardBear? I missed that one.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Be thankful that you did!
Posted by LardLad on :
<nostalgic manboob flash in lieu>
Posted by Stu Rat on :
The magic is officially gone.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Those are pretty hairy boobs
Posted by Pov on :
Lardy needs a full-body wax.
Posted by Pov on :
Dipped on trapeze... like candle?
Posted by Pov on :
(up to his neck only. )
Posted by Pov on :
Stu removes wax... with teeth.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wax Teeth - Candy or toy?
Posted by Pov on :
I never liked Wax Teeth.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Had them once - got bored.
Posted by LardLad on :
Wax on...wax off, dude.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I did that this morning.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
Stu removes wax... with teeth.
Hooked on STU-cam, I see.
Posted by Pov on :
They cut off my Cable.
Posted by Pov on :
Any port in a storm.
Posted by Pov on :
^^Black Panther on Wedding Night? ![[Devil]](graemlins/Devil1.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
OK, I'll stop it now.
Posted by Pov on :
Oh, who am I kidding?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You were only fooling yourself
Posted by Pov on :
Baby I'm NOT fuhfuhfuh Foolin'!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
I'd love a raspberry fool.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I pity da fool. suckas.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
When'd you get that mohawk?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Right before Rocky III. Sucka.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I still pity da fool.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Alas mores the pity then
Posted by Pov on :
Tom Pity, and the Heartbreakers?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Don' come round here nomo.
Posted by Pov on :
You dissin KC pitcher Hideo ?
[ September 20, 2008, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: Pov ]
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Misleading movie title: Hideous Kinky.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
no. I dissin yo countin.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
count em and weep. sucka.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
replyin to Pov, not STU.
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Stu Rat:
Misleading movie title: Hideous Kinky.
I know I was decieved.
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
replyin to Pov, not STU.
Fixed it, all better, buhBYE.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
quote:
Originally posted by Stu Rat:
Misleading movie title: Hideous Kinky.
I know I was decieved.
"Decieved"? You channelin' Cobie again?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Pov's got lots to edit!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Spellin be diff'rent in Connitticit.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Nutmeg powder confuses da brain!
Posted by Pov on :
You be mad trippin, yo!
Posted by Pov on :
Don' be hatin, playa, namean?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:
Originally posted by Stu Rat:
Misleading movie title: Hideous Kinky.
Wish I hadn't clicked link
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It wishes you didn't, too.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
"Winslet: I Love Getting Naked"
Posted by Pov on :
"Stu: Me too, me too"
Posted by Stu Rat on :
"Pov: I Always Post Pantsless"
Posted by Pov on :
Well, DUH. Sometimes less'n THAT...
Posted by Pov on :
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A no word post, Pov?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You are forgiven - This time.
Posted by Pov on :
Five "oops"es-- What's more inane?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
that's not even five smileys
Posted by Stu Rat on :
too hot too hot oops!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Three smileys, but five words.
Posted by Pov on :
1,700 post milestone, yay ME!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
And I got 1,701 -- w00t!
Posted by Pov on :
How is 1,701 a milestone?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Is 1,700 a milestone, really?
Posted by Pov on :
In the classic LMBP sense.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
You've got Lard on'da brain.
Posted by Pov on :
Not to mention on'da @$$...
Posted by dedman on :
maybe if you wore pants....
Posted by dedman on :
...you would not see it
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
monkey see, monkey dood it.
Posted by Pov on :
'zat Zit or bubble?
*POP!*
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It splattered all over STU!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Clean up on aisle three.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
STU is in aisle three?
Posted by LardLad on :
That's the canned veggie aisle.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pick me up some peas.
Posted by LardLad on :
Any kind of peas, Quis?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Del Monte brand baby peas.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm gonna watch the Emmys
Posted by dedman on :
Why, what's Emmy doing now?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Watch and you'll find out.
Posted by Pov on :
Who's the host this year?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The web site doesn't say.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Be sure to let me...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...know if BSG wins anything.
Posted by LardLad on :
Were they nominated for anything?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I watched the Emmys tonight.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Don't watch half the winners.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Its all a popularity contest.
Posted by dedman on :
So who's the most popular?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
click here for the list.
Posted by LardLad on :
Has anyone watched 30 Rock?
Posted by Pov on :
Only channel-surfing for Tina Fey.
Posted by LardLad on :
Was wondering if it's good.
Posted by Pov on :
Must-See Thursday: Dead without SCRUBS .
Posted by LardLad on :
NBC Thursday: not so must-see.
[ September 22, 2008, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: LardLad ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
I simply adore the Office
Posted by LardLad on :
Why're they constantly mugging camera?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Because they're insecure and needy.
Posted by Pov on :
Steve Carell- Better in Anchorman.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I liked Little Miss Sunshine
Posted by LardLad on :
40 Year Old Virgin rawked!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Did you see uncut DVD?
Posted by LardLad on :
No, I don't think so.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Me neither; thought I'd ask.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Thank you for asking - NOT!
Posted by LardLad on :
Don't care for that flick?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No, just posting five words.
Posted by Pov on :
Oh. How on-topic of you! ![[Cheers]](graemlins/cheers.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Someone has to be, right?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
But haven't we all been?
Posted by LardLad on :
Excepting a few screw-ups...Sure!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I neither deny nor admit
Posted by LardLad on :
"I did not have sexual...
Posted by LardLad on :
...relations with that woman...Lewinski."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You and Bill Clinton both.
Posted by LardLad on :
Personally, I think that counts.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Sometimes cigar is... phallic symbol.
Posted by LardLad on :
Sometimes cigar is just cigar.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Smoking is a health risk.
Posted by LardLad on :
Means did it too fast!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Man with a slow hand.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
... lover with an easy touch ...
Posted by LardLad on :
...somebody who'll spend some time...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . something something something "heated rush."
Posted by dedman on :
He Who Wanders....lyrical genius
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Or maybe a genial lyricist?
Posted by dedman on :
better than a genital therapist
Posted by Pov on :
I don't know about that...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You'd get tired after awhile
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Also... some genitals are diseased.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
that never stopped you before.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Referring to Pov, not me.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Self-referential is all the rage
Posted by LardLad on :
Rage against the machine, okay?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Welcome, m'son, to the machine.
Posted by Pov on :
Doobage and Laser Floyd RAWK!
Posted by Pov on :
Um, not that I'd know.
Posted by Pov on :
Just what I've heard, mmmkay?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I've a bridge for sale.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Um, what does "doobage" mean?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mary-Jane, jay, grass, wacky terbacky
[ September 25, 2008, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Like... Peter Parker's Mary Jane?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Peter Parker is a stoner.
Posted by Pov on :
Talkin' 'bout the China Grove !
Posted by Pov on :
~The Doobie (not Scoobie!) Brothers
Posted by Pov on :
Although... Scoobie, Shaggie= MAD munchies...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pov, STU's just playing dumb.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
Talkin' 'bout the China Grove !
Video caption says "China groove"!
Posted by Pov on :
YouTubers... children of "Spellcheck Generation"
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Pov, STU's just playing dumb.
Stoner Stu. Heard him talk.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Not true, you big liar!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He looks pretty when angry.
Posted by Pov on :
Red brings out his highlights.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Highlights are what Pov knows
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Pov, could this be you?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
That dude's got more hair.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Ohhhhh. Sorry 'bout that Pov.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Bald is beautiful! (Well, sometimes...)
Posted by LardLad on :
Ilia from Trek movie = beautiful!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Would bald Lardy be beautiful?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Are all bald people beautiful?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Are all beautiful people bald?
Posted by Pov on :
Quick, Quis! Shave your head!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I buck such fashion trends.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
I adhere to them fanatically.
Posted by Pov on :
So you're posting pantsless too? ![[Bouncing Boy]](graemlins/BouncingBoy.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
^(Lucked out, 5 words accidentally )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pants are a fashion must.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Also: required, if in public.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Have you ever been "pantsed?"
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
And why isn't it "depantsed?"
Posted by LardLad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Have you ever been "pantsed?"
No, but I've been frisked!
Posted by LardLad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
And why isn't it "depantsed?"
Extra syllable hard for pantsing-perps?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"Pantsing perps" is two words.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
no reason for hyphenation there.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There is for thread guidelines
Posted by Stu Rat on :
We're pretty flexible 'round here.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
then when's the limbo tournament?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Last night -- didn't you hear?
Posted by LardLad on :
quote:
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
no reason for hyphenation there.
It's totally justified! "Pantsing-perps" are...
Posted by LardLad on :
..."those who perpetrate pantsing." Dig?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Is there treasure buried below?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I nominate you to check.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Leave the room just once...
Posted by Pov on :
...and you'll be pantsing forever.
Posted by LardLad on :
Alright--who needs a spanking?
Posted by Pov on :
Are you always about sex?
Posted by LardLad on :
You associate spanking with sex?
Posted by SharkLad on :
I associate spanking with pain
Posted by LardLad on :
Me too: Hurts sooooo good!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
My mouse needs cleaning badly!
Posted by LardLad on :
Does it need a spanking?
Posted by Pov on :
Cats playing with mice.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Inconsistent use of smileys above.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
For Lardy, smiley not "word"...
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
...but for Pov, it is.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
": love :" is Pov's verb there.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
not just a smiley tag.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
But if ": confused :" also word...
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
...then Lardy has exceeded limit.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Well, Lardy can't count--remember?
Posted by LardLad on :
Nah, wasn't word there...
Posted by LardLad on :
...but was up here^^, dig?
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Don't understand your hippie lingo.
Posted by LardLad on :
Then no grass for you!
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Not bovine; don't eat grass.
Posted by LardLad on :
Not hip to "grass"?
"weed"?
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Hate weeds in my yard.
Posted by LardLad on :
Perhaps you've heard of 'chronic'?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Chronic: always present or encountered
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Such as chronic problem - Websters
Posted by SharkLad on :
Hey, whatever happened to Webster?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The character or the actor?
Posted by SharkLad on :
The one Michael Jackson liked
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Didn't Michael Jackson like both?
Posted by SharkLad on :
I thought he liked girls
Posted by Pov on :
As friends. Prefers little boys.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Jackson really creeps me out!
Posted by SharkLad on :
Is he even still alive?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Didn't he just turn 50?
[ September 30, 2008, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: He Who Wanders ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
I thought he turned 65
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No, he just looks it.
Posted by SharkLad on :
maybe he needs plastic surgery
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I think that's the problem.
Posted by SharkLad on :
well whatever do you mean?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Jacko needs plastic surgery like . . .
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . an addict needs another hit.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'd like to hit him
Posted by Pov on :
...And eat his chimp, Bubbles? ![[Koko]](graemlins/Koko.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Confusing your Legion Worlders Pov?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Shark Lad not Monkey Eater Lad
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Jacko and Bubbles: Koons sculpture.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Jacko and Bubbles: The Passion
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
The Passion of the Chimp.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Gotta be cruelty to animals...
Posted by LardLad on :
Which animal: Jacko or Bubbles?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Don't hurt poor innocent Bubbles
Posted by Pov on :
Bubbles: Made to be popped?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Was Bubbles male or female?
Posted by Pov on :
Bubbles is male (of course? )
Posted by Pov on :
Even has own Wiki page.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
female Bubbles was a DJ.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
WPDH in Poughkeepsie. Years ago.
Posted by LardLad on :
Listen at peril: DJ Riskay
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Straight playas are so stupid
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Don't hate, OK? Don't hate.
Posted by Pov on :
It's "Don't be hatin", playah.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Plenty of local variations, yo.
Posted by Pov on :
And what's "local" for you?
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Mean streets of Stamford, beyotch!
Posted by Pov on :
Hollah and repreSENT, my 'Megger!
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Gotta call my accountant first...
Posted by Pov on :
Your accountant?! Pleaze, 'Megger, PLEAZE!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Oy Vey, I'm so verklemft!
Posted by Pov on :
I don't speak Yiddish, Quis.
[ October 01, 2008, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: Pov ]
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
You know I don't speak Yiddish.
I know you can't count.
Posted by Pov on :
Ooops... five posts, not six...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
All better now. Good Edit.
Posted by dedman on :
But still quoted by Stu
Posted by Pov on :
Yes, but it's all good.
Posted by dedman on :
is this like a retcon?
Posted by LardLad on :
It's EXACTLY like a retcon!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Does it involve Miss Andromeda?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Get current. It's Ms. Andromeda.
Posted by Pov on :
Does Andromeda Strain on toilet?
Posted by dedman on :
i dunno, is she toilet strained?
Posted by Pov on :
Maybe she needs more fiber.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Euell Gibbons for Grape Nuts
Posted by Pov on :
90% RDA Iron per serving.
Posted by Pov on :
Do you wanna KILL HER?!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What is the lead content?
Posted by Pov on :
D'oh! Lead, and not Iron...
Posted by Pov on :
My bad. truly, truly, truly.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
destroyed your LSH geek credentials.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Does he even read Legion?
Posted by Pov on :
I just look at pictures.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Macfarlane school of reading!
Posted by SharkLad on :
Did anyone read Infinity Inc.?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Yes. Why do you ask?
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
No; I read Infinity LLC.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Updated for legal liability concerns.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Even superheroes hate being sued.
Posted by dedman on :
except maybe for reed richards
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That took me a second.
Posted by LardLad on :
That would be outta sight!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That I got right away
Posted by LardLad on :
Quis's senility comes and goes...
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
That's stretching it, isn't it?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Reed may be stretching it.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Reed may be stretching what?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Best left to the imagination.
Posted by Pov on :
Wanna read Reed/Ben slashfic?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Not particularly. Thanks, but no.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Is that what Pov's writing?
Posted by Pov on :
Don't judge me.
Lardy's buying.
Posted by Pov on :
And the customer's always right.
Posted by Pov on :
Reed: Let me stretch YOU...
Posted by Pov on :
Ben: Oh... my... sweet... PETUNIA!
Posted by Pov on :
Ain't had it THIS good...
Posted by Pov on :
...since I left Yancy Street!
Posted by Pov on :
MY turn!
It's CLOBBERIN TIME!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Reed Ben slash so natural
Posted by Pov on :
Even moreso than Spock Kirk.
Posted by Pov on :
Less scary than Bush Cheney.
Posted by Pov on :
Cheney: C'mere my Little Dubya...
Posted by Pov on :
Wanna shoot you in face!
Posted by Pov on :
Bush: Okay, then we play...
Posted by Pov on :
"Hide SCUD in the stud"!
Posted by Pov on :
EEP! I'm making myself sick!
Posted by LardLad on :
Okay, Pov wins "Most Perverted"!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow, impressive Pov. Also frightening.
Posted by Pov on :
Indeed. Scared myself right offline!
Posted by Pov on :
For a few hours, anyway.
Posted by Pov on :
I can't quit you, LW!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A Pov Legion World slash????????
Posted by Pov on :
Paraphrasing that Li'l Rhino Guy:
Posted by Pov on :
"I love everybody- you're next!"
Posted by LardLad on :
The Greatest Love of All...
Posted by LardLad on :
...is learning to love yourself!
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Then Pov = World's Greatest Lover!
Posted by LardLad on :
Apparently, he's very hands on...
Posted by Pov on :
And pantsless for easy access.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Even pantsless - not so easy
Posted by LardLad on :
What is Quis implying there?
Posted by Pov on :
He wants Quis/Jake slash.
Posted by Pov on :
Pov: You guys push while
Posted by Pov on :
I give it some gas.
Posted by Pov on :
Quis: I'll push, all right!
Posted by Pov on :
Jake: He's pushing! He's pushing!
Posted by Pov on :
Pov: Why aren't we moving?
Posted by LardLad on :
Who is this "Jake", Pov?
Posted by Pov on :
Our roadtrip "angel" in Arkansas.
Posted by Pov on :
From our trip to WWDallas.
Posted by Pov on :
Quis thought he was cute.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I know he was cute.
Posted by Pov on :
Worth getting in mud with!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nothing ever came of that.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Jake, the mud, or both?
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Is there any photographic documentation?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just my testimony and Pov's
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Will you swear to that?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
On a stack of Bibles
Posted by dedman on :
how big of a stack?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
They're Bibles. Only one's needed.
Posted by LardLad on :
One stack or one Bible?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Doesn't matter to an atheist.
Posted by LardLad on :
Maybe there's an Atheist's Bible.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A collection of blank pages.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
otherwise called "notepad" or "sketchbook."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Nowhere Man" is atheist hymn
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I thought "Eleanor Rigby" was.
Posted by LardLad on :
Maybe it's medley of both?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Only on high unholy days.
Posted by LardLad on :
And on the other days...?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There are no other days.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
What's the primary holiday, then?
Posted by LardLad on :
National Lacking Empirical Evidence Day?
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
I had a sandwich today.
Posted by LardLad on :
Was it an atheist sandwich?
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
It was a yummy sandwich.
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