1. Abin Quank has Cobalt Kid's password and has had it for the last three years.
2. Lad Boy occassionally assumes control of the United States Government, but sadly has not done so in the last ten years or so.
3. Rather than saying 'yes' to Lash, a light slap on the butt will suffice.
[ January 07, 2008, 10:37 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
4. Caliente is always cold.
5. Monkey Eater Lad is a cannibal
[ November 29, 2007, 10:26 AM: Message edited by: CJ Taylor ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
6. Fat Cramer would make a marvelous dictator of the world, but would never accept the position.
7. He Who Wanders is really a stay at home type guy.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod!
8. There are like four posters who have the password for the Stoopid Cat altID.
9. Mr Cobalt has been known to walk the streets of Boston with an inflatable sheep under his arm.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: 9. Mr Cobalt has been known to walk the streets of Boston with an inflatable sheep under his arm.
Are you saying that Cobalt Kid is a street walker?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by CJ Taylor: 5. Monkey Eater Lad is a cannibal
10. Ipso Facto, Monkey-Eater Lad is a monkey
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod!
Yes!
**GIGGLE**
YES!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
11. STU really exists, but does not cast a shadow.
12. Pov does not exist, but don't hold that against him. Yet he does cast a shadow.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
13. Pov's DC Legion counterpart is Posted by Fat Cramer on :
14. Everyday Girl is really a middle-aged man with a fetish for text messaging.
15. Pariscub posts while wearing his kilt.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
16. Quislet stalks innocent people at the library and terribly threatens them.
17. Caliente causes trains to break down.
Posted by Clive on :
18. Lard Lad did not actually die at the climax of "Five Faces of Death". He went back in time and secretly took Paul McCartney's place in the Beatles when Paul died and they wanted to keep it hush-hush. (It's encoded in the white album)
19. It was Lard Lad who was assassinated, not John Lennon.
20. Clive is actually John Lennon time-slipped to the 31st century.
21. George Harrison: still dead and never affiliated with the LMB.
22. Ringo Starr....uh, who?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
23. Abin is really the Lindbergh Baby, all grown up.
24. EDE knows more than he's willing to admit about the Kennedy assassination.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
25. Faraway Lad is worshipped as a deity in some sectors of the universe. The Deity of Wine, Fornication and Song to be precise.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
26. If you're reading this thread, you don't exist, except as an alt-i.d. of Cobie.
27. Ram Boy, technically, has never been convicted of wrongdoing.
28. Tamper Lad is plotting to shrink the city of Philadelphia and put it into a bottle.
29. Kid Prime -- not a kid, not prime --but the Old Man Composite identity had already been used here on Legion World.
30. That unauthorized video of Lash and me in the sauna that's going around on YouTube -- is all a fake.
However authorized copies of our real "performance art project" are up for sale on eBay.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
31. Regardless of how old Kid Prime may be, Lad Boy is significantly older.
32. Rockhopper Lad is actually not a penguin at all, but a butler.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
33.When not saving the world, Quis likes to relax with a good book about how he saved the world.
34.Lad Boy was forced to resign from his school's pep squad in disgrace.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
35. Grendel got bored with us.
36. The Member of the Moment doesn't really exist.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
37. Fat Cramer has been known to wear a beret and carry a sub-machine gun, but almost always in the name of liberty.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
38. Fat Cramer accidentally drank decaf once. She woke up three days later covered in Anne Murray CDs.
39. CJ Taylor once got to ride shotgun on The Haunted Tank.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
40. Abin Quank has a statue of Cobalt Kid in his house.
41. Sir Roy cries when he watchs Bambi
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
42. Lard Lad has been in hiding, playing gin rummy with Salman Rushdie lately.
43. Dain does a mean Humphrey Bogart impression.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
44. Loser Lad is on a top secret mission for world peace.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
45. Road trips with Pov and Quis invariably result in the seduction of innocent redneck young men.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
46. Kent Marlowe actually wrote all the literature credited to Kent Shakespeare.
47. Healex plays with dolls action figures.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
48. Kent's "action" figures are life size and inflatable.
49.Lad Boy was forced to resign from his school's chess club in disgrace.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
50. Invisible Brainiac dropped out of school and became a world famous pop star, but his real identity is a secret.
51. Tamper Lad really does run a supper club for the shadier elements of society. By invitation only.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
52. Frio hates to be called "Frito."
53. Slim used to be a cat.
Posted by KryptonKid on :
quote:Originally posted by Clive: 18. Lard Lad did not actually die at the climax of "Five Faces of Death". He went back in time and secretly took Paul McCartney's place in the Beatles when Paul died and they wanted to keep it hush-hush. (It's encoded in the white album)
19. It was Lard Lad who was assassinated, not John Lennon.
20. Clive is actually John Lennon time-slipped to the 31st century.
21. George Harrison: still dead and never affiliated with the LMB.
22. Ringo Starr....uh, who?
(hint: I've got blisters on my fingers!)
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
54. Poverty Lad's secret identity is that of a wealthy playboy about town.
55. Lard Lad doesn't bounce.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
56. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Faraway Lad was not raised by an intelligent mutated race of rat/weasel hybrids in the abandoned coal mines of northern England, nor did he grow up feasting on human flesh (well, at least not that much).
57. The Primary Color Gang were once roadies for Team America.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
58. Pov and I occassionally go back in time and pick-on/tease various famous persons. Our latest, Napoleon Bonaparte, did not seem to have as much fun as us and we may have given him a complex. Oh well.
59. There was once a Yellow Woman with a sidekick Yellow Girl, but they were erased from continuity, along with Yellow-Mite and Chartreuse the Yellow-Hound.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
60. Kent Shakespeare's ancestor was an undocumented alien.
61.MLash is only gay on days that end with Y.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
62. Dedman did wear plaid once, but only accidentally.
63. Yellow Kid gets invites to hang out and drink with celebrities, but doesn't invite his friends along.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
64. We all know about Eryk Davis Ester's Nelly Cap, but many do not realize that there is a case purposely erased from all LMB official records "The Feather in EDE's Nelly Cap!". The secret of the Nelly Feather rocked the LMB to its very core.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'm sure all newbies are tickled to learn that, Cobie!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
65. Ram Boy is allergic to wool.
66. Rockhopper Lad occassionally puts on horn rimmed glasses and goes "Shhhhhhh!" to various cell phone users.
Posted by Caliente on :
67. Stealth is actually rather loud.
Posted by Stealth on :
Loud 'n proud, that's me.
68. EDE's afro is a wig.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
69. There is a statue of Cobalt Kid in the lobby where he works.
70. "Sketch Lad" is really an artists' collective from a trendy West Coast gallery.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
71. When Fat Cramer was a holo-star her nickname in movies was sometimes 'Slim'.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
72. Hrun moonlights as the surprisingly articulate Scandinavian talk show host Hans Guddengast on European TV.
73. All of Cobie's alt-IDs have auditioned for American Idol.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
74. Eryk Davis Ester blushes each time he says "jillikers!"
Posted by Caliente on :
75. Shark Lad suffers from aquaphobia.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
76. Mechana adopted a pet mouse.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
77. Lash only wears shades to avoid the paparazzi (and the mamarazzi, too).
Posted by Lard Lad on :
78. In real life Rockhopper Lad is really, REALLY mean!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
79. Quislet, Esq. once beat up Chuck Norris.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
80. Walkwithcrowds and Joeboy cannot physically coexist in the same place at the same time without either (A) wild animals screeching in terror and stampeding, (B) large sums of alcohol being consumed, or (C) the being whose dream we are all living in walking up and reality as we know it ending.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
81. Rockhopper Lad goes out clubbing WITH baby seals
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
ba-DUMP-bump.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: 79. Quislet, Esq. once beat up Chuck Norris.
More like he tripped over my prone body and got a bloody nose.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
82. Saturn Girl makes Lightning Lad wear a bustier a la Cosmic Boy.
83. Spellbinder is one of those princesses who have forest animals do all her housekeeping for her.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: 83. Spellbinder is one of those princesses who have forest animals do all her housekeeping for her.
84. But said animals live in abject terror of her soulmate Cobalt Kid's sexual depravities!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...ummm... Lardy.... this thread is supposed to be about things we did not know already...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Touche. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
85. Lard Lad was a vegan.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
86. Kent Shakespeare is currently in Egypt, studying Canadian history.
87. Future is really John Titor, famous (alleged) time traveller.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
88. Cleopatra of Egypt is a member of the LMB (and believe me, there is some talk about her and Kent Shakespeare), but we are bound by an oath to never tell her about her tragic end. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
89. Semi and Stealth are actually father-and-daughter, but seperated under the Witness Protection Program to hide and protect them from the Syndicate, which Lad Boy and Dedman unbeknowingly both work for.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That sounds so LMB its perfect!
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
90. Kent Shakespeare was the original Solid Gold dancer. You could see his profile when the show opened. Sadly his career ended with a misplaced banana peel…
(Props to Fergie for helping me remember how to spell "banana")
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: That sounds so LMB its perfect!
Are you sure it's not Star Trek: DS9? That's what I was reminded of, anyway.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by CJ Taylor: 90. Kent Shakespeare was the original Solid Gold dancer. You could see his profile when the show opened. Sadly his career ended with a misplaced banana peel…
(Props to Fergie for helping me remember how to spell "banana")
Marilyn McCoo planted it! I wuz robbed!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
91. CJ Taylor is the grandson of fictional Sheriff Andy Taylor.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
You're telling me I'm adopted?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
And Opie Cunningham's your dad!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
92. Abin Quank swims with dolphins.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
93. Outdoor Miner spends a lot of time indoors reviewing his mining stocks portfolio.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
94. Lad Boy's life has had striking similarities to the film Strictly Ballroom.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
95. Mearl Dox is on a long-term secret assignment to Qward, but she is missed. Harbi still gets cupcakes from her, but never shares.
[ December 08, 2007, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
96. Kent and Quis' avatar switch is a hoax they are pulling on the entire LMB--much akin to the hoax Superman and Batman played on Jimmy, Lois, Robin and others. I suspect there is some greater, more benevolent reason for it that must remain a secret at this time.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
97. If it hasn't already been mentioned, and I can't imagine that it hasn't, Nightcrawler, a supporter of prohibition, is actually a sun worshipper and has a thong tan line that abuts on his Casper the Friendly Ghost tatoo.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
98. Semi absolutely adored "Ishtar"!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
99. Lightning Lad was the inspiration for Cory Doctorow's story "When SysAdmins Ruled the World".
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
100. Vee and Blockade Boy have never met and are not related, but strangely enough their signatures, fingerprints and DNA are identical.
101. Chaim Mattis Keller's secret files could list 101 secrets about any single one of us!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
101.1 Lard Lad's secret nickname is "Fluffo".
Posted by Ram Boy on :
101.2 Since leaving office Fat Cramer has been busy writing her memoirs, Having Your Cake and Eating Your Pie - My Life at the Top of The Legion World Food Chain Posted by Faraway Lad on :
101.3 Since Leaving Office Fat Cramer has received a number of diamonds from undisclosed sources. Her alleged boycott is nothing more than a laundering operation for the Security Office.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
101.4 Fat Cramer is giving out gift tiaras this year.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
101.5 (why does that sound like a radio station?) Faraway has a lot more drinking money since he started pickpocketing during his lunch hour.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
101.6 Outdoor Miner used to travel around in a band an play cool venues with a pretty crazy back-up group. When he got bored with it they formed their own band, and we know them today as Motley Crue.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
101.7 Future recently returned to LW after spending three years posing as a Filipino masseuse in Rio.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
101.8 Kent Shakespeare was an alternate for the 2006 Norwegian Olympic ice dancing team.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
101.9 Invisible Brainiac has to be seen to be believed.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
101.91 Quislet only changes avatars after being served with papers in real life. His latest suit is a paternity suit filed by Michael Moore.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
101.92 Ram Boy spiked the punch at his senior prom.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
101.93 At his sweet sixteen birthday party, Lad Boy shocked the guests with a lurid rendition of Like A Virgin .
101.94 He did it again at his sweet seventeen party.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
101.95 Kent Shakespeare skipped a whole bunch of interesting facts about fellow Legion Worlders by going from 101.9 to 101.91 (instead of 101.10)
101.96 Caliente plans to make shoebox dioramas of all the places she's visited in her current world tour.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
101.97 Glamorous European prison cells will be the theme.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
101.98 Quislet, Esq., has been known to thwart a crime by flinging Hostess Cup Cakes at the perp.
[ December 22, 2007, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
101.99 Quislet's poor math skills are demonstrated by his belief that 101.10 follows 101.9, when in fact 101.10 is the same as 101.1.
101.991 Reboot was supposed to be the special guest star in the never-published conclusion to Alan Moore's 1963. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
101.992 Kent Shakespeare forgot that this is not mathematics but a numeric labeling, so 101.10 is not the same as 101.1 We are not computers that cannot recognize the ending zero.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
101.98 Ram Boy is a likely appointee in the upcoming Clinton administration.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
101.993 Quis does not realize that even outside of computers, the same numeric principles hold true, and 101.1 is the same as 101.10, 101.100, or with any number of infinite zeroes behind it, whether computers are involved or not. He incorrectly assumes that his lack of understanding equates to forgetfulness on my part.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
101.11 Quis and Kent are both wrong but I'll just correct the numbering and move on...
101.12 Most Legion Worlders do not realize just how smart Abin Quank really is.
Posted by Caliente on :
101.13 Most Legion Worlders do not realize how smart Cobie is... and that is how he tricks them all!
101.14 Lad Boy would gladly Lash away all conflicts.
101.15 So would Lash.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
101.16 The lad in Lad Boy is short for Ladybird. His mother was expecting a girl and refused to take no for an answer.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: 75. Shark Lad suffers from aquaphobia.
sad but true ... I'm also not fond of chum ...
<splash>
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
101.994 Abin's grasp of math makes me fear for national security.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
101.995 or 101.17 Ram Boy plays both sides of the fence.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
102 Rockhopper Lad has trouble counting sometimes.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
103 HWW likes to see barriers broken.
Posted by Caliente on :
103.5 Caliente likes to break the rules... when she's not the one making them.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
104. Lash needs to post more than he currently does.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
105. I have monitor powers on this forum.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
106. Faraway Lad can cause torrential downpours in places he vacations at.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
107. I like to start thread topics using the maximum number of letters available.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
108. He Who Wanders is actually agoraphobic and refuses to ever leave his tiny one-room apartment (making his name confusingly ironic).
Posted by Ram Boy on :
109. Quislet's dislike of tomatoes stems from an unfortunate stage appearance as the Major-General in The Pirates of Penzance .
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
110. Ram Boy enjoys getting catchy Gilbert and Sullivan tunes stuck in people's heads.
Posted by Exnihil on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: 26. If you're reading this thread, you don't exist, except as an alt-i.d. of Cobie.
Noooooooooooooooooo! It ain't true! I know who I am! I know who I am!!!!
ahem.
111. Quislet Esq. won his title in a high-stakes game of snooker.
112. He Who Wanders hasn't been outside of his house in the past twenty-seven years.
113. veryvery is only a little bit very.
114. Chaim Mattis Keller is, in reality, paranormalist Uri Geller (and owes me a new 12 piece spoon set).
115. If Cobie is reading this thread, he doesn't exist, except as an alt-i.d. of me.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
116. There IS no fact number-116.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
117. Exnihil's current avatar is da bomb
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
118. Quis' current avatar leaves stretchmarks.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
119. CJ Taylor won second prize in a beauty contest. He collected the $10 prize.
Posted by LardLad on :
120. STU is/was Teronna! Posted by Pov on :
121. Beagz hasn't posted since December 24, 2006... Posted by LardLad on :
122. Beagz is/was Teronna! Posted by Exnihil on :
123. Lard Lad is currently embroiled in an ugly legal battle with Matt Groening over the use of the name.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
124. Matt Groening secretly posts on LW as "LardLad."
Posted by veryvery on :
124. kent shakespeare was retconned away
Posted by veryvery on :
ohhh double 124s, A PARADOX!!
125. stu rat is neither a stew nor a rat
Posted by Stu Rat on :
127. veryvery's French counterpart is trèstrès.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
128. Cobalt Kid occasionally misspells a word or two.
Posted by Exnihil on :
129. Kent Shakespeare was spawned when Superboy Prime, in a fit of pique, punched a copy of the 1623 First Folio.
Posted by Pov on :
130. Nighty frequents reststop bathrooms for clandestine str8 hookups.
Posted by Pov on :
131. Stu shaves his rat's-head emblem in his chest hair.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
132. Nighty is quick to ban posters who make cracks like the one in # 130, but fortunately he doesn't often check threads on the MMB, like this one! Posted by Pov on :
133. Faraway is closer than he appears in the rear-view mirror.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
134. Nighty does have the ability to smile, but tries to avoid doing so, because each smile causes immense pain, and shortens his life by one year (much like Kid Psycho's use of his super-power).
Posted by Pov on :
135. LardLad successfully sued SlimFast for breach-of-contract.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
136. In addition to the well-known "Cobie," another of Cobalt Kid's nicknames is "Cobbie" -- as in, corn cobbie.
Posted by Pov on :
136a. nickname earned on Scout camping picnic when he forgot the toilet paper. :ouch: Posted by Stu Rat on :
136b. The first Scout merit badge earned by Cobie was for animal husbandry.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
136c. The second was for animal wifery.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
137. A conversation that took place among Cobie, Pov, and STU during a certain car ride in 2005 was among the filthiest and most perverse conversations that ever took place in recorded human history.
Posted by LardLad on :
138. Lard Lad originally chose his posting name with no memory of the Simpsons icon.
[ September 14, 2008, 09:31 PM: Message edited by: LardLad ]
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Stu Rat: 137. A conversation that took place among Cobie, Pov, and STU during a certain car ride in 2005 was among the filthiest and most perverse conversations that ever took place in recorded human history.
Shit, someone recorded that?! I thought it was off-the-record... Posted by LardLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Stu Rat: 137. A conversation that took place among Cobie, Pov, and STU during a certain car ride in 2005 was among the filthiest and most perverse conversations that ever took place in recorded human history.
139. If Lardy were also there, the Filthy Quotient would've gone to critical mass and destroyed the universe! (the STUniverse, too!) Posted by Pov on :
139a. Or at least my car... Posted by Stu Rat on :
140. "Infinte" is apparently a term that refers to a very large number.
Posted by Pov on :
140a. He couldn't remember if it was "infinAte" or "InfinIte", didn't want to embarrass himself (again) and was too lazy to do a Google search.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
140b. I thought it was one of those new Shooter slang terms.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
141. Fat Cramer is the Vatican's number one assassin.
Posted by Exnihil on :
141a. ...as well as moonlighting as "Phat Kramer," hardcore rap frontswoman for the "Koffee Krew".
Posted by Pov on :
Who Let The Catz Out?
Mew Mew MewMew Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
142. Pov is the president of his local chapter of the Hannah Montana fan club and booster society.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
143. Cobalt Kid thinks Prohibition is still the law of the land and that drinking is his way of sticking it to The Man.
Posted by Pov on :
142a. I do call my niece Smiley Ray, but only out of earshot of her Mommy... Posted by Pov on :
143a. What have I told him about sticking it to ANy man?
(Besides "Don't get caught on tape..." ) Posted by Fat Cramer on :
144. Quislet, esq. once threw a stink bomb into a tomato processing plant.
Posted by Pov on :
144a. What a terrorist! Posted by Pov on :
145. In addition to his Legion "L" tat, Lightning Lad also got little (and I mean little) lightning bolts on his... umm... unit... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
144b. It was the only way to save that family of ducks. Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb unless you throw it into a tomato processing plant.
Posted by LardLad on :
144c. Quis is a conflicted extremist.
Posted by Exnihil on :
145. In the late seventies, a plaid wearing, mutton-chopped Poverty Lad hosted the hard-hitting PBS talk show, "Pov's P.O.V."
Posted by Stu Rat on :
146. The electrifying Lightning Lad was once used as a self-gratification device by Giant Robotic Lesbian.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
147. The international crime-fighting group, the Poverty Lads of All Nations, includes such heroes as Povertà ("Pov"), Pobreza ("Pob"), and Pauvreté ("Pauv").
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
148. STU once appeared on "Let's Make a Deal". He won the burro and a year's supply of Turtle Wax.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
149. Quis once declined super-powers because it entailed having to let himself be bitten by a radioactive tomato.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
150. Fat Cramer is a clone. The real Fat Cramer, long thought to be dead, has been wandering around Europe.
Posted by Exnihil on :
184. Facts 151 - 183 have been placed in a safe-deposit box, with explicit instructions that they are only to be opened in the event of the disappearance of The Yellow Kid.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
185. Eryk Davis Ester, milliner. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Eryk Davis Estrer will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
186. Kent Shakespeare was a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
Posted by LardLad on :
187. Quis watches too much TV.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
188. Cobalt Kid was a mighty sailing man. Pov brave and sure.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
189. Lard Lad is known for tossing a beret into the air.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
190. Faraway Lad & Gigglebot Girl moved on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Posted by Exnihil on :
191. Lone Wolf Legionnaire spends his weekends in Tijuana as the masked Mexican wrestler, "El Lobo Solitario".
Posted by Pov on :
191. Quis was framed for a murder he didn't commit.
Posted by Pov on :
191a. (He might've been cleared if he hadn't tried to defend himself in court... )
Posted by Pov on :
192. After last weekend, Rocky is very thankful for the Synchronized Swimming classes he and Hyvvie took last Spring. Probably saved their lives! Posted by Yellow Kid on :
193. At the recent wedding of a prominent Legionworlder, Outdoor Miner accidentally crushed three bridesmaids when he dove to catch the bride's bouquet in his teeth. Bill O'Reilly was seen sulking in a corner nursing a bottle of Scotch and a tank of nitrous oxide. Paris Hilton refused to comment.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
194. Once upon a time there were three little girls, Spellbinder, Caliente, and Fat Cramer, who went to the police academy. They were each assigned very hazardous duties. But he took them away from all that. His name is Nightcrawler.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
195. Yellow Kid, Physician/Scientist, searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation interacts with his unique body chemistry. And now, when Yellow Kid grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphasis occurs.
...
So he must let the world go on thinking that he too is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
Posted by Pov on :
195a. See Time Sales' Hulk: Yellow mini-series from Marvel Comics, starting Spring '09...
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
See? It's true! Marvel eventually steals ALL the good Legion stuff.
Yellow Smash!
Posted by Pov on :
196. Abin was once reprimanded for sending his 3 week old laundry out the torpedo shoot, endangering countless schools of sealife.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
196. The Board-E counterparts to Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl are Zombie King -- who has the power to control legions of the undead -- and Faerie Queen -- who can commune with sprites and pixies.
Posted by LardLad on :
197. STU and Stu Rat are the same dude. Really.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
197a. This is for facts we DON'T know.
Posted by Exnihil on :
198. Novelty once had dinner with Terence McKenna; he had the lobster bisque; yadda, yadda, yadda; the world's ending in four years.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
199. Stu is a LegionWorld myth. It's long been suspected that the "real" Stu is actually a blue haired little old lady retiree living in Mark Waid's basement who commonly posts at the DCMBs as Poverty Lass There is however no photographic proof. DC staffers refused to comment.
Posted by LardLad on :
199a. It's all a big, convoluted mythunderstanding.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
200. Although it is commonly believed that we are all alt. ID's of Nightcrawler, the truth is that Nightcrawler is an alt. ID of all of us.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
201. Actor Lad is not a Skrull.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
202. Lad Boy was rocketed to Earth as an infant.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
203. Ram Boy is really a Taurus, but he didn't think Bull Boy sounded right.
Posted by LardLad on :
204. Pov is allergic to monkeys.
Posted by LardLad on :
205. Caliente likes iced coffee.
Posted by Acid Digestion Lad on :
206. Set is really a broom. Yeah a Broom, not a horse or a lady, a broom.
Posted by LardLad on :
206a. Not just any broom...a FireboltTM!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
207. Acid Digestion Lad's favorite TV show is "The Family Guy." (No, really!)
Posted by Vee on :
208. Quislet Esq. believes he has a pet cat named Belinda.
209. Belinda knows the truth is that she has a pet human named Quislet Esq but humors him in his fantasy
Posted by Stu Rat on :
210. Set is really the "neutral" body of a Carggite, whose other two bodies are known as Ready and Go.
Posted by LardLad on :
211. Cobalt is not on his honeymoon; he's on location as a contestant on the next "Survivor".
Posted by Stu Rat on :
212. The advent of smokin' hot lesbian Lard Lass was foretold over five years ago by GRL.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
213. Director Lad can assemble anything without having to read the directions.
Posted by Exnihil on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: 213. Director Lad can assemble anything without having to read the directions.
214. ...but Actor Lad only pretends that he can.
Posted by Pov on :
215. Kent's waiting for his K-thru-4 diploma before putting an addition on his house. Posted by Exnihil on :
216. There is no individual poster called MLLASH. It's merely a posting collective, the abbreviation for which stands:
Monkey Eater Lad Lightning Lad Lard Lad Abin Quank Saturn Girl and He Who Wanders
The content of MLLASH's posts are decided by majority vote, the 3rd Friday of each month at a Potluck Dinner.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
217. Caliente is really the Duchess of Devonshire and is 37th in line for the British throne.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
218. The codename "Tamper Lad," when combined with the name of one of Caliente's other alts, creates anagram for the Anti-Life Equasion.
Posted by Pov on :
219. Stu's original Alt, a saucy streetwalker named Su Tart, was Cobie's first LW love. She unfortunately was the first of many to try to kill him and, like others to follow in her footsteps, was banned.
Posted by LardLad on :
220. The one Lard Lad refers to as his "wife" is really his right hand.
Posted by LardLad on :
220a. He calls her Jennifer Lopez, and she eats tacos and burritos
Posted by Stu Rat on :
221. Poverty Lad's original alt ID, Overtly Pad, was known for shamelessly and openly padding his post count by making redundant and pointless posts. (He also padded his underwear.) He was banned.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
222. Nighty's counterpart from a parallel message board where genders are reversed is a stern, unsmiling schoolmarm -- Dour Damsel. Posted by Stu Rat on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: 218. The codename "Tamper Lad," when combined with the name of one of Caliente's other alts, creates anagram for the Anti-Life Equasion.
218a. Some possibilities for the Anti-Life Equation include:
Lipread Format Parfait Molder Alarmed Profit Pirated Formal A Predator Film
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
223. Yes my research has discovered that this Jello-Mold (Parfait Molder) in the shape of Lash's heroic tights is indeed the anti-life equation.
Posted by LardLad on :
224. Play the White Album backwards and you'll hear the phrase "Cobalt Kid stuffs" at some point.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
225. Abin is not posting much lately because he is hosting a reality TV show in Paraguay.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
226. l.e.g.i.o.n. JOHN was the first guest on that show.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
227. Marla Gibbs, star of the sitcom 227, is a frequent lurker on Legion World.
Posted by Pov on :
226a. Teaching Paraguayan cabbies how they drive in da Hood.
Posted by Pov on :
227a. Along with the rest of the Gibb's, even dead brothers Andy and Maurice.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
228. He Who Wanders has a sexy female counterpart named She Who Wanders. Her name is Mona-El, but she also goes by Wanda.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
227b. Fat Cramer played the wacky neighbor on Marla Gibbs' sitcom "227"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
229. In a past life, Lard Lad was the asp that bit Cleopatra
Posted by Pov on :
229a. In his current life he has a recurring dream of biting Cleo's asp... Posted by Stu Rat on :
230. During his two-week honeymoon, Cobalt Kid thought incessantly of funny things he could have been posting on Legion World.
Posted by Pov on :
230a. And spent time agonizing over Quis' threat to his postcount when he SHOULD've been lovin' the little woman... Posted by Pov on :
231. Mogli has a subscription to the "Loincloth-of-the-Month Club". Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
232. Exnihil once flipped a coin to decide whether to join ROTC or become a goth kid.
Posted by Pov on :
233. Suddenly Seymour has a full wardrobe of pull-away clothing, so random people "suddenly see more" at any given moment! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
234. walkwithcrowds, the member of the moment (!), built a house out of Irn-Bru bottles, but forgot to include a door, which may be why we never see him here anymore.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
235. The Wall Street collapse is just the first phase of Dedman's master plan to take over the world. But on the bright side, booze will be cheaper under the regime to come.
Posted by Exnihil on :
236. Korbal often refers to a certain part of his body as "My Little Lightning Monster." Shocking!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
236a. The shocking part is that he is referring to his robotic big toe.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
236b. even more shocking, his toe has a nickname for him, too.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
236c. not surprisingly, this sentient toe was the 2nd guest on Abin's Paraguayan talk show.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
237. Quislet esq.'s dislike of tomatoes developed after a trip to Bunol, Spain.
Posted by dedman on :
238. Saturn girl really can read our minds, but has yet to find something of interest
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
239. Leap Year Lass was born on February 30th.
Posted by dedman on :
240. Pagan Lass is actually Jewish
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
241. Spellbinder won the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
241a. By correctly spelling mnemonic.
Posted by LardLad on :
242. Lightning Lad does it all with mirrors.
Posted by Vee on :
241b ...frontward & backwards!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
241c. Seven years bad luck now ended, after early mishap with mirror practice.
Posted by SharkLad on :
243. Lard Lad plays with dolls
[ September 22, 2008, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by LardLad on :
Wasn't this:
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: 241c. Seven years bad luck now ended, after early mishap with mirror practice.
supposed to be 242a. And this:
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: 242. Lard Lad plays with dolls
243? Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
244. Lard Lad doesn't trust the mods to set things right.
Posted by LardLad on :
245. You can't trust any mods over 20.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
246. Nightcrawler gives free copies of Legion to homeless people.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
247. No one on Legion World actually likes Adventure #247
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
248. Lard Lad is the sole survivor of the doomed planet Chocolaton. His only weakness is Chocolate. White Chocolate is capable of rendering him powerless for 15 minutes (aka a powernap) unless he consumes it with a cup of coffee.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
247a. In a heartwrenching Christmas story, Stu Rat sells his cherished copy of Adventure #247 in order to pay for his fiancee's kidney operation, only to find that she had sold her kidneys to pay for a mylar bag for his copy of Adventure #247.
Posted by Pov on :
I call shenanigans.
No girlfriend is worth selling ADV. #247 for.
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: 247. No one on Legion World actually likes Adventure #247
I like it, but mainly just for the old ads that are never reprinted.
Everything was cheaper back then... Posted by Exnihil on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: No girlfriend is worth selling ADV. #247 for.
Yes, but is an ADV. #247 worth selling a girlfriend for?
Bad, Nihil! BAD! Posted by Pov on :
In Fine/Fine+ condition, sure!
Anything graded higher is just gravy. Posted by Yellow Kid on :
249. One day on his way home from High School Stu was confronted by time travelers and now he has three super-girlfriends!
Posted by Pov on :
249a. Bea Arthur, Fran Drescher and Zsa Zsa Gabor... Posted by Pov on :
249aa. (from 2012 )
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Posted by Stu Rat on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: 249a. Bea Arthur, Fran Drescher and Zsa Zsa Gabor...
quote:Originally posted by Pov: 249aa. (from 2012 )
249aaa. By which time, Pov will have grown a third hand to satisfy his own needs (although, frankly, one was already way more than sufficient, considering the circumstances). Posted by Yellow Kid on :
250. Poverty Lad's test for Legion membership involved finding three historical items: 1) Sophocles last nickel 2) Marie Antoinette's fork 3) Mary Todd Lincoln's boxing gloves
During the mission he was nearly killed when he was hit by a locomotive on Harriet Tubman's underground railroad.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
250a. #1 was a trick question, which he successfully challenged.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
251. Mechana wears only black and white clothing when she's working.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
252. CJ Taylor once helped an old lady across the street and because of his kindness, when she died, she left him her button collection and 53 cats.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
252a. And, strangely enough, he named all 53 cats Buttons.
Posted by Pov on :
252b. Because as anyone who's ever lost one will tell you... you can NEVER have enough buttons.
Posted by Exnihil on :
253. Tekwych is currently trying to market an eponymously-named sloppy-joe mix aimed at the thirty-something I.T. crowd. The slogan is, "A sandwich is a sandwich... but a Tekwych won't cause a server crash."
Posted by Stu Rat on :
254. Fortress Lad recently obtained a restraining order again notorious brute, CJ Taylor.
Posted by dedman on :
254a. Fortress Lad actually living in a fortress to protect from said brute
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
255. Lard Lad and Jonathan Frakes (Cmdr. William Riker ST:TNG were seperated at birth.
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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
255a. They both refuse to say which part of their bodies were attached.
Posted by Pov on :
255b. Only Marina Sirtis and Genie Francis know for sure. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
256. Cobalt Kid has memorized the 1985 Akron Ohio telephone directory.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
256a/250b. Cobie used Marie Antoinette's fork as a bookmark during the process, but lost it on a (ahem) "business trip" three weeks before Pov's test began.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
257. Kent Shakespeare is really two kids, one standing on the other's shoulders while wearing their dad's overcoat.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
258: There is a highway in Nevada named after CJ for his service in containing the extraterrestrial jailbreak at Area 51.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
rtvu2 is building a house out of Lego blocks.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
260. Fat Cramer is a rebel when it comes to lists
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
259. Originally Kent Shakespeare's character was a female created by Janette Khan who wanted to turn comic books into "real literature".
a) The name she wanted to use for the new character was Ophelia Danvers.
b) Khan's head exploded when Keith Giffen pointed out that the "spot" Ophelia was referring in Hamlet to was not a super-pet.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
261 or thereabouts. Yellow Kid turns blue when he lies on the grass.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
262. Most of Kent Shakespeare's posts are actually written by Kent Bacon.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
263. MLLASH once shared a cab ride with Henry Kissinger, Mother Theresa, and Long John Holmes.
Posted by LardLad on :
262a. Kent Bacon is Kevin Bacon's third cousin twice-removed. Therefore, Kent Shakespeare only needed two degrees of seperation to "get to" Kevin Bacon.
Posted by LardLad on :
263a. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by Pov on :
262b. two degrees, and no small amount of payola to Kyra Sedgwick... Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
263c. Actually an old buddy of mine used to help organize Bacon Brothers shows, so I'm 2 or 3 degrees away anyway.
264. "Lard Lad" was the original codename for the Berlin Airlift.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
265. STU is one of the world's foremost authorities on Chee-Tos.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
265a. But, sadly, not on Hydrox.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
266. Rockhopper Lad is the reincarnation of one of the Founding Fathers, but he's not allowed to say which, or the illuminati will git 'im.
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