Not all of us can give as freely of their love as EDE did in his thread. LWers with mixed feelings, you now have your thread!
[ April 10, 2009, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: LardLad ]
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Wow. I hit 2000 posts three posts ago and didn't realize it.
I don't know how I feel about that. *sigh*
Posted by Pov on :
Like, 1/8th of Cobie?
Posting here is so pointless, what with guys like Cobie, Scooter and Lash around... Posted by Lard Lad on :
*sigh* I just don't know how to feel about the fact I'll never catch up to them, hard as I may try.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
And now, presenting what was my landmark (?) 2000th post:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: What's this? An old comic book graphic novel? Let's see if I remember my English: "Y: the Last Man"?
<flips through>
Dude lots of hot lesbian action! Excuse me, again!
<disappears into bathroom>
How am I supposed to feel about that?
Posted by Pov on :
For every one post we make, they make THREE...
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: And now, presenting what was my landmark (?) 2000th post:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: What's this? An old comic book graphic novel? Let's see if I remember my English: "Y: the Last Man"?
<flips through>
Dude lots of hot lesbian action! Excuse me, again!
<disappears into bathroom>
How am I supposed to feel about that?
Well, you DID get some H.L.A. in there...
But, yeah, even still... Posted by Lard Lad on :
Should I be happy for them or envious?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: And now, presenting what was my landmark (?) 2000th post:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: What's this? An old comic book graphic novel? Let's see if I remember my English: "Y: the Last Man"?
<flips through>
Dude lots of hot lesbian action! Excuse me, again!
<disappears into bathroom>
How am I supposed to feel about that?
Well, you DID get some H.L.A. in there...
But, yeah, even still...
Is H.L.A. what I want to be remembered for? Posted by Pov on :
At least it's something ... What'll I be remembered for... not wearing PANTS?!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Better than being remembered for having enormous man-tits, I'd say.
Posted by Crujectra of Psyonia on :
Could be worse... I just know one of you is going to decorate my grave with two big mounds... kinda like those nekkid ladies in the sand at the beach...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra of Psyonia: Could be worse... I just know one of you is going to decorate my grave with two big mounds... kinda like those nekkid ladies in the sand at the beach...
Y'know, darlin', nekkid ladies is one thing I ain't ambivalent about! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If I don't post here am I being ambivalent or apathic?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: If I don't post here am I being ambivalent or apathic?
I'm ambivalent about that question, Quis.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Never being ambivalent is a good way to increase your post count, to say, 17,000 posts! Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Never being ambivalent is a good way to increase your post count, to say, 17,000 posts!
Nothing ambivalent about my feelings for Cobalt's arrogance! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: If I don't post here am I being ambivalent or apathic?
I'm ambivalent about that question, Quis.
I am ambivalent about your answer.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: If I don't post here am I being ambivalent or apathic?
I'm ambivalent about that question, Quis.
I am ambivalent about your answer.
I'm ambivalent about your ambivalence, Quis.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: If I don't post here am I being ambivalent or apathic?
I'm ambivalent about that question, Quis.
I am ambivalent about your answer.
I'm ambivalent about your ambivalence, Quis.
I can accept that... or not.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: If I don't post here am I being ambivalent or apathic?
I'm ambivalent about that question, Quis.
I am ambivalent about your answer.
I'm ambivalent about your ambivalence, Quis.
I can accept that... or not.
Enjoy your damn hamburger, fries and Diet Coke. Drink your beverage with the straw of indifference.
[ June 28, 2007, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: If I don't post here am I being ambivalent or apathic?
I'm ambivalent about that question, Quis.
I am ambivalent about your answer.
I'm ambivalent about your ambivalence, Quis.
I can accept that... or not.
Enjoy your damn hamburger, fries and Diet Coke. Drink you beverage with the straw of indifference.
And a side of ennui, over easy.
Posted by Ultra Jorge on :
It's OK Lard Lad. I still love YOU!!!!!!!!! Posted by Lard Lad on :
Unconditionally? Posted by Pov on :
Well, the only conditions were set by the parole board...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Whose parole board--mine or Jorge's? Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Would a damn hamburger cause me to go to hell?
Posted by Crujectra of Psyonia on :
I love Legion World, but I'm not in love with Legion World...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Would a damn hamburger cause me to go to hell?
Yes, if it's flavored with hot sauce!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra of Psyonia: I love Legion World, but I'm not in love with Legion World...
Yeah, it's more like an extended fling, if anything. LW's kind of a ****-buddy, y'know?
Posted by Crujectra of Psyonia on :
The minute a younger, hotter message board comes online, I'll dump Legion World like yesterday's garbage.
Of course, if that message board doesn't let me join, I'll be right back here.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hard to find one as hot as this one, huh? I just wish we had more in common than physical attraction...
Posted by Ultra Jorge on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Unconditionally?
What are your terms???! Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Jorge:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Unconditionally?
What are your terms???!
Uh, don't you understand "unconditional"? Posted by Ultra Jorge on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Jorge:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Unconditionally?
What are your terms???!
Uh, don't you understand "unconditional"?
Umm.....sure. Can we get a Legion World pre-nup?! I love you!!!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Damn you, Legion World in general, and Jorge and Quis in particular! No wonder I'm so hopelessly ambivalent!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You are a hard man to please. First, you say that unconditional love leaves you cold. So I offer you conditional love. And still you are upset.
Do I have to strap you down and force you to watch a loop of Barney singing the "I love you" song?
Posted by Ultra Jorge on :
He is asking for alot! Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ask and ye shall receive!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Do I have to strap you down and force you to watch a loop of Barney singing the "I love you" song?
I don't know if you *have* to do that, but none of us will stand in your way.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'm sorry, but any display, depiction or vocalization of Barney is forbidden on Legion World.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What about the Teletubbies?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: What about the Teletubbies?
That's a bannable offense.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Legion World doesn't complain when she comes home from work and I'm still sleeping in her bed in the afternoon...and then try to 'get a little' one more time, despite not remembering her full name.
Posted by Crujectra of Psyonia on :
I've always said that pajamas should come with name tags...
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: That's a bannable offense.
Aw, c'mon, Scott! I figured PO would be your favorite! Posted by Lightning Lad on :
You're toeing the line of my ambivalence with that remark. Posted by Pov on :
...I mean, "... ..."
I wish I felt ambivalence at the threat of being banned. Posted by Ultra Jorge on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Legion World doesn't complain when she comes home from work and I'm still sleeping in her bed in the afternoon...and then try to 'get a little' one more time, despite not remembering her full name.
I hated that. You look around their apartment looking for a clue? Nada!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'm ambivalent about EDE's criticism of "The Lightning Saga". Heck, that makes me ambivalent about the notion of him being my brother.
(damn, do we have an ambivalence graemlin?!?!)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
BTW, how many of you really knew what "ambivalent" meant before I started this topic? C'mon--I bet a few of you had to look it up on dictionary.com! Posted by Pov on :
Heck, I *still* don't know-- it's just fun to type!
I mean... ...
( )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: BTW, how many of you really knew what "ambivalent" meant before I started this topic? C'mon--I bet a few of you had to look it up on dictionary.com!
I did not!
I prefer Merriam-Webster.com Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Boys, boys boys.
I'm so ambivalent about this thread I waited for 2 days before posting to it.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Boys, boys boys.
I'm so ambivalent about this thread I waited for 2 days before posting to it.
meh. whatever.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
shrugs!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
so?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You know, after revisiting this thread, I feel afflicted with...terminal indifference.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and we should care... why?
Posted by Pov on :
I dunno. Posted by Faraway Lad on :
You know I am so ambivalent about this thread that I am going to just sit here with a nice glass of port and relax, even though one of you might be a shape shifting alien.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Man, I'm ambivalent about being dead...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
apparently. Chicago is still waiting for your voter-registration form.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'm also ambivalent about Kent's repetitious use of that joke. (We get it already, KS! )
Posted by Pov on :
That's what she said.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"I'm ambivalent about getting lectures on joke repetition from the pot," said the kettle.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'm ambivalent about pots, kettles and Chicago.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...and all that jazz! I'm ambivalent about Richard Gere.
Posted by Pov on :
So are the gerbils. !
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you ought to know. Posted by Pov on :
Only because he sends them to me for cleanup...
I'm ambivalent about cleaning up RG's butt-gerbils, to say the -least-... Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Someday, all of Tibet may be free to appreciate the glory that is Richard Gere...
...but it depends on how much radioactive wastes China dumps there in the meanwhile that makes Richard Gere seem worthwhile in comparison.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Man, I'm ambivalent about random Nazis.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
They are Wahrnehmung about you, too.
Posted by LardLad on :
I'm ambivalent about today, overall.
Posted by LardLad on :
I'm really, really ambivalent about "Masterpost Theatre". Posted by LardLad on :
I mean, doesn't this:
scream ambivalence to you?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Well, it certainly screams something.
Posted by LardLad on :
I just realized "screaming ambivalence" might be an oxymoron.
....I'm ambivalent about that. Posted by Stu Rat on :
I'm pretty bivalent, actually.
Posted by LardLad on :
Stu admits he's "bi"?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
No, I admitted that I'm a molecule formed from two or more atoms bound together as a single unitmolecule (either that, or an engine that can use petroleum and renewable energy).
Posted by LardLad on :
Either way, still 'bi'. Posted by Stu Rat on :
... says the insanely jealous guy who's chasing after me with a chainsaw for talking to Hoppy. Posted by LardLad on :
SHUT UP!!!
<fires saw back up>
Posted by Stu Rat on :
[runs to Hoppy for succor]
Posted by LardLad on :
<listens to sounds of bone being sawed thru on MP3 player for inspiration>
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Our ambivalence index appears to have taken a nosedive.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Perhaps the title of this thread should be changed to, "I'm fanatically passionate about certain aspects of you, Legion World"?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I dunno. I don't really care.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Neither do I.
What I mean to say is, I care enough to post, but not enough to really express an actual opinion (beyond any opinion implied by the mere fact that I posted).
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
It looks like we've successfully restored the ambivalence, not that it matters.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If someone wouldn't mind turning off the ambivalence klaxon then. It is somewhat annoying.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
I don't care about the klaxon one way or the other.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
We might as well turn it off, then. I guess.
Posted by LardLad on :
Either way.
I guess.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
I haven't generally been feeling ambivalent today, but those feelings resurfaced when I opened this thread.
Is there something strange going on here?
I'd investigate... but I guess I don't care enough to.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Should I post here or not?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
I can't even be bothered to finish this sente
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It almost seems that this ambivalence is turning into apathy.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Is there a difference? I'm not sure whether I think there is or not.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
According to Merriam-Websters, ambivalence is 1: simultaneous and contradictory attitudes or feelings (as attraction and repulsion) toward an object, person, or action 2 a: continual fluctuation (as between one thing and its opposite) b: uncertainty as to which approach to follow while apathy is 1 : lack of feeling or emotion : impassiveness 2 : lack of interest or concern : indifference
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I can't decide if I'm ambivalent or apathetic.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
I'm both attracted to and repulsed by the MMB.
Posted by LardLad on :
I'm ambivalent as to whether this thread has misrepresented the true meaning of ambivalence.
Or is it apathy I feel?
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
I'm ambivalent about being ambivalent.
Posted by LardLad on :
I'm ambivalent about your ambivalence.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'm of two minds on that.
Posted by LardLad on :
I could go either way.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by LardLad: I could go either way.
We've always suspected that of you. Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I'm of two minds on that.
Are you Double-Header? Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Or maybe just two-thirds of a Carggite? Posted by LardLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by LardLad: I could go either way.
We've always suspected that of you.
Whatever are you insinuating, my dear Quis? Don't you know that I'm ambivalent about insinuations?
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
mancrush on Hoppy + smokin' hot lesbian phase = "could go either way"
Posted by LardLad on :
I...don't know how to feel about that statement. Posted by SharkLad on :
I'll flip you for it ...
Posted by LardLad on :
Love? Hate?
Meh. Posted by MLLASH on :
This thread feels me with vague dissatisfaction.
Posted by Stealth on :
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