Pov said he was going to start rumors about me while I was headed home from his place (and thus unable to dipute them)
So please feel free to gossip about me and/or start rumors about me on this thread.
Posted by Pov on :
Can you believe the guy won't eat a proper pizza?! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
So what's on an improper pizza?
Posted by Ultra Jorge on :
I don't know him well but I heard lots of things. The infamous private msg stories of why he calls himself Quislet, Esq.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Jorge: I don't know him well but I heard lots of things. The infamous private msg stories of why he calls himself Quislet, Esq.
"msg"???? Chinese food had nothing to do with calling myself "Quislet, Esq."
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
One word, two syllables: truckstop. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
There's a reason Boston finally broke that curse in 2003, and rumor is its pretty under-handed. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Quislet kicks blind puppy's.......it's TRUE!!!
Posted by Dream Girl on :
Oh brother...you guys are so typical...
Besides, i heard he actually eats lip-balm instead of using it normally...thats strange!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Those fired federal prosecutors? He's got the smoking gun.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Quis's Kung Fu--inferior to mine!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Did you see what he was wearing?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Quis's Kung Fu--inferior to mine!
See if I spoil you rotten again.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
wanna know the real reason no one ever found WMDs in Iraq? Quis knows, but he ain't telling.
Posted by Ultra Jorge on :
Did you hear about his toes? What's that about???
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
There was that photo of Quis and Anna Nicole in a swan boat last summer....
Posted by Ram Boy on :
"You're such a Quislet": you like wearing a pink thong, high heels and fishnets while watching Alex Trebek.
Posted by Pov on :
"I'll take 'Kinky Lawyers' for $200, Alex." Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Quislet?
Or Quisling?
(sometimes you gotta go for the classics)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Dream Girl: Oh brother...you guys are so typical...
Besides, i heard he actually eats lip-balm instead of using it normally...thats strange!
MMMMM.... cherry flavor.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: "You're such a Quislet": you like wearing a pink thong, high heels and fishnets while watching Alex Trebek.
and sometimes you watch Alex without anything on. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Quislet?
Or Quisling?
(sometimes you gotta go for the classics)
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
(bonus points for whomever recognizes the quote.)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Quis Brockman.
I like the sound of that.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Phew! The rumor and gossip mill seems to have run their course.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Pssst!
I heard the rumour that the last guy who started a rumour about Quislet was found floating in a huge vat of melted chocolate, face down i'm telling you face down.
I'll need protection after this because...Arghhhhhhhh...............
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hmph. sounds like Darden strained his back again.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Hmph. sounds like Darden strained his back again.
I think this comment belongs in the "Rumor and Gossip about Faraway LAd" thread.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I want my bonus points.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There is a rumor that I promise bonus points but never give them.
Would you like to double your bonus points?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Aha! A gambling problem....
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I heard (on the street, of course) that The Quis is clean-living and non-controversial.
Posted by Pov on :
Clean?
Quis likes rolling in the Arkansas mud with good ole boys named Jake.
Sounds fairly controversial, too, for a Bible Belt state.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: There is a rumor that I promise bonus points but never give them.
This rumor appears to be true.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
His cat Belinda belongs to a coven.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Whether he's clean or whether he's muddy, just be careful what you say around "Quislet,Esq". He includes EVERYTHING in his report to DC.
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: His cat Belinda belongs to a coven.
I heard it was a cult...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: Clean?
Quis likes rolling in the Arkansas mud with good ole boys named Jake.
Sounds fairly controversial, too, for a Bible Belt state.
Jake never got in the mud.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: There is a rumor that I promise bonus points but never give them.
This rumor appears to be true.
Have you looked in your bonus points box?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
He has the complete collection of Anne Murray albums.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Shhhh......
Posted by Ram Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Shhhh......
.....as "You Needed Me" plays in the backround.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I cried a tear You wiped it dry I was confused You cleared my mind I sold my soul You bought it back for me And held me up and gave me dignity Somehow you needed me.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
See?
Evil.
What more proof is necessary?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
God...that Anne Murray--what a bitch!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: See?
Evil.
What more proof is necessary?
There you have it gentlemen. What more evidence do we need? Judas, thank you for the victim. Stay a while and you'll see him bleed!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
In Halifax today, I saw a guy who looked exactly like Quis! Was he on his way to the Anne Murray Museum?
Posted by Ram Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I cried a tear You wiped it dry I was confused You cleared my mind I sold my soul You bought it back for me And held me up and gave me dignity Somehow you needed me.
Who in their right mind NEEDS to deal with that list of crap?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: In Halifax today, I saw a guy who looked exactly like Quis! Was he on his way to the Anne Murray Museum?
Wait, there's an Anne Murray Museum?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
That's not a museum. Its a Centre.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Quislet is a wonderfully gracious wonderful human being and I find this thread and it's contents SCANDALOUS! In fact the person who started it should be dipped in butter and marched threw Death Valley! Along with Anne Murray!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: That's not a museum. Its a Centre.
Yeah, whatever.
We've been spending all this time blowing up Cobalt Kid statues when there's a freakin' Anne Murray Centre out there?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Quislet Esq.! The sentients of Legion World demand to know why you never ate pizza! Please respond. Or do we have to get a subpoena?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I think it has to do with his unnatural antipathy toward the divine entity known as the tomato.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: That's not a museum. Its a Centre.
Yeah, whatever.
We've been spending all this time blowing up Cobalt Kid statues when there's a freakin' Anne Murray Centre out there?
I suspect a Greenlandic conspiracy.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I am SHOCKED!!!
HOW COULD YOU???
A gossip page?
ABOUT QUIS????
That Prince amongst men?
The King of the keyboards??
The Lord of the Legion???
Hang you heads in shame Legion Worlders!!
Is THIS how we treat our beloved friend?
Is this how honour the greatest Legion Worlder to ever draw breath??
WELL!!
IS IT???????
And more importantly....
Has anyone mentioned that rumour about him, the hot dog man and the bucket of soapy frogs?...
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Quislet is a wonderfully gracious wonderful human being and I find this thread and it's contents SCANDALOUS! In fact the person who started it should be dipped in butter and marched threw Death Valley! Along with Anne Murray!
I didn't start the thread, but I volunteer to march naked after being dipped in butter as an act of Legion World solidarity.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by walkwithcrowds: I am SHOCKED!!!
HOW COULD YOU???
A gossip page?
ABOUT QUIS????
That Prince amongst men?
The King of the keyboards??
The Lord of the Legion???
Hang you heads in shame Legion Worlders!!
Is THIS how we treat our beloved friend?
Is this how honour the greatest Legion Worlder to ever draw breath??
WELL!!
IS IT???????
And more importantly....
Has anyone mentioned that rumour about him, the hot dog man and the bucket of soapy frogs?...
I completely missed the "Soapy Frogs" part...
But the Quis and the Hot Dog Man rumors have been making the rounds for quite a while now.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I heard Quislet Esq. sponsors illegal Protean death matches on the rooftop terrace of the Super Law Firm of Space.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: I heard Quislet Esq. sponsors illegal Protean death matches on the rooftop terrace of the Super Law Firm of Space.
All because they look like doughy crust pizza leftovers. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Quislet Esq.! The sentients of Legion World demand to know why you never ate pizza! Please respond. Or do we have to get a subpoena?
There is a possibility that I did consume pizza when I was a young child and I just don't remember it. They say sometimes traumatic experiences can be repressed.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by walkwithcrowds: I am SHOCKED!!!
HOW COULD YOU???
A gossip page?
ABOUT QUIS????
That Prince amongst men?
The King of the keyboards??
The Lord of the Legion???
Hang you heads in shame Legion Worlders!!
Is THIS how we treat our beloved friend?
Is this how honour the greatest Legion Worlder to ever draw breath??
WELL!!
IS IT???????
And more importantly....
Has anyone mentioned that rumour about him, the hot dog man and the bucket of soapy frogs?...
It was toads, not frogs.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Quislet is a wonderfully gracious wonderful human being and I find this thread and it's contents SCANDALOUS! In fact the person who started it should be dipped in butter and marched threw Death Valley! Along with Anne Murray!
I didn't start the thread, but I volunteer to march naked after being dipped in butter as an act of Legion World solidarity.
I assume that you would like to be dipped naked in butter at the same time the person who started this thread is dipped.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: I heard Quislet Esq. sponsors illegal Protean death matches on the rooftop terrace of the Super Law Firm of Space.
Those are death races, not death marches.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: I heard Quislet Esq. sponsors illegal Protean death matches on the rooftop terrace of the Super Law Firm of Space.
All because they look like doughy crust pizza leftovers.
Actually it is because of their fanatical love of Anne Murray.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Blind Item:
What LMBPer of a judicial nature was seen on craig's list?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
His "List"
Is that what you're calling it these days?
Yes. Which LMBer was seen on Craigs "List"?
Posted by Ram Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: What LMBPer of a judicial nature was seen on craig's list?
Pov? No wait, is this a trick question? If it is I change my answer to ALL of them. All the LMBPers were seen on Craig's List!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
ITEM!
Quis was just seen giving aid and comfort to the French!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the traitor!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Death to the French. Long live his Britanic Majesty King George III
Posted by Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ITEM!
Quis was just seen giving aid and comfort to the French!
A slight correction....
Quis was seen frenching and giving comfort to the aides! Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
That is a comfort that many of us would like to get behind!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee:
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ITEM!
Quis was just seen giving aid and comfort to the French!
A slight correction....
Quis was seen frenching and giving comfort to the aides!
...that's not necessarily a different thing...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Death to the French. Long live his Britanic Majesty King George III
Psst. Faraway Lad. I'm just going deep undercover.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Thats OK then. As long as us true patriots stick together against these republican monsters
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wouldn't describe them as monsters. They are pretty average size. OH! were you talking politics? Posted by Faraway Lad on :
As any true loyal subject of His majesty knows any Frenchman who espouses republicanism and executes his lawful monarch is of necessity a monster. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rest assured I will never execute my lawful monarch. Especially if he is as cute as Prince William.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I can't believe it, Quis is a...TORY!
(That still doesn't explain his unnatural regard for Miss Anne Murray, but we might be getting warmer)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No, no, my undercover name was Troy, not Tory. Although Tory as a name sounds more preppy than Troy. Still, people might then mistake me for Tori Spelling. Her hubby is cute, but not cute enough that I want to be mistaken for Tori Spelling. On the other hand, I'd rather be mistaken for Tori Spelling than for Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. I mean her dad did give us "The New People".
Posted by Ram Boy on :
So are you're claiming that you're NOT a royalist sympathizer with the hots for Prince William, who longs for the day when the United States reverts back to British control, and Anne Murray is on top of the charts again?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Yes. I do not long for the day when the United States reverts back to British control, but am actively working on that. (noise from offstage) What? I wasn't supposed to say that? Oh! Sorry Anne.
Um... um... oh look at the grouse!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
so... how long has this Quis/Prince William thing been going on, then?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It isn't, if you believe Palace sources.
Betty and Phil are a charming couple.
Posted by minesurfer on :
"I don't want to hear another disparagin' remark come out of any of you alls mouths about my good friend and fellow Young Republican, Quislet, Esq." -Larry Storch
I don't know what to make of this, but I just got off the phone with Larry's agent. Larry didn't even call Quis "Esquire", he actually said the "E" "S" and "Q". Well at least he didn't call you Judy.
[ October 03, 2007, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]
Posted by minesurfer on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: So what's on an improper pizza?
Pineapple or Chicken.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by minesurfer:
"I don't want to hear another disparagin' remark come out of any of you alls mouths about my good friend and fellow Young Republican, Quislet, Esq." -Larry Storch
I don't know what to make of this, but I just got off the phone with Larry's agent. Larry didn't even call Quis "Esquire", he actually said the "E" "S" and "Q". Well at least he didn't call you Judy.
Ah! Those days in Tijuana with Larry and Tuck
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
so... has everyone heard?
Quis is so anti-Pastafarianism that he lumps it together with Rastafarianism!
...and he doesn't like Ampersands.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
I heard it was Amsterdam...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It is ampersands in Amsterdam. Otherwise Amsterdam is a beautiful city and ampersands are important punctuation.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Amsterdam ampersands, eh? You mean... Hash & Weed!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
When Quiselt, Esq. changes his avatar, the old one explodes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
or implodes, which is so much neater.
Actually, if you carefully peel my current avatar off the screen, you'll find the old ones underneath. You need strong fingernails to peel it off though.
[ October 23, 2007, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
He really is Michael Moore - and he's funnier in person.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis is our Michael Moore! but one less likely to get sidetracked from fact (stil... Mr. Muggles over lesbians? puh-leez).
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I'm confused, I thought Quiz was our Mary Tyler Moore.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: He really is Michael Moore - and he's funnier in person.
Yes, but looks aren't everything.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Quis is our Michael Moore! but one less likely to get sidetracked from fact (stil... Mr. Muggles over lesbians? puh-leez).
How do you know that Mr. Muggles isn't a lesbian?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: I'm confused, I thought Quiz was our Mary Tyler Moore.
You toss a knitted beret into the air just once and you get typecasted forever. OK three tosses is all I'll admit to.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
don't worry, Quis. You're going to make it after all.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: don't worry, Quis. You're going to make it after all.
That is only a rumor.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
This just in!
Quis doesn't care if he gets beat up by Batman or Chuck Norris.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: This just in!
Quis doesn't care if he gets beat up by Batman or Chuck Norris.
Not true. I'd rather get beaten by Batman. He is much cuter.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
But Chuck would drink you both under the table!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
What if Quis was really Batman's lawyer?
Posted by KryptonKid on :
Quis and Kent shound switch avatars. Quis was born in the year of the Tiger.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by KryptonKid: Quis and Kent shound switch avatars. Quis was born in the year of the Tiger.
I have been known to change my avatar.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
so.... wanna trade?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: so.... wanna trade?
No. I'll just take.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Fine. Be that way.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Really confusing avatars, guys.... now you can start posting with each other's personality.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have a personality?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by KryptonKid: Quis and Kent shound switch avatars. Quis was born in the year of the Tiger.
Just wondering, does this mean Kent was born in the year of the Pete Ross?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
His emergency dash to the hospital the other night was really because of an encounter with the Russian mafia.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I read that on the Internet, so it must be true!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: His emergency dash to the hospital the other night was really because of an encounter with the Russian mafia.
I only shared a cab with those guys. I did get a nice set of nesting dolls though.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the traditional kind, or the Elvis ones, with young, thin Elvis on the inside, and old, fat Elvis on the outside?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: the traditional kind, or the Elvis ones, with young, thin Elvis on the inside, and old, fat Elvis on the outside?
The traditional Elvis one. With Elvis wearing various colored babushkas.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Quislet has not yet dropped out of either of the Presidential primaries, despite having not campaigned in a single state.
Could this strategy work yet?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll bet he expects all us comic-book geeks to turn the tide on Super Tuesday.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Quislet has not yet dropped out of either of the Presidential primaries, despite having not campaigned in a single state.
Could this strategy work yet?
I'll be releasing the negatives to the press shortly before the conventions. I figure the outrage will allow me victory in both conventions. The hard part will be running against myself in the election. I mean, I know where all the bodies are buried and I'll have proven that I am not afraid to use that type of information.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: I'll bet he expects all us comic-book geeks to turn the tide on Super Tuesday.
No. Only the ones with gravity powers will be able to turn the tide.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Item!
Quis represented a group of lemurs, and conspired to have his own clients found guilty!
Moreover, he planned to dispose of his disgruntles clients by using them in a proposed apocalpystic battle between his two favorite singers, Anne Murray and Celine Dion!
Is there no end to his treachery?
Posted by Teronna on :
There's a rumor floating about that Quis is soon to be the target of an assassination attempt by both PETA and the NSPL (National Society for the Protection of Lemurs).
And the previously unknown country of Lemurland isn't too pleased with him either.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Lemurland has withdrawn its Boston consolate staff in response to Quis' behavior. A severe rebuke indeed.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Item!
Quis represented a group of lemurs, and conspired to have his own clients found guilty!
Moreover, he planned to dispose of his disgruntles clients by using them in a proposed apocalpystic battle between his two favorite singers, Anne Murray and Celine Dion!
Is there no end to his treachery?
Really, if I wanted to get rid of some pesky lemurs, do you really think I wouldn't have some more imaginative plan?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Teronna: There's a rumor floating about that Quis is soon to be the target of an assassination attempt by both PETA and the NSPL (National Society for the Protection of Lemurs).
And the previously unknown country of Lemurland isn't too pleased with him either.
Both PETA and NSPL know that I hold the negatives and my death will result in their release.
Lemurland is quite happy with me now that I have arranged all conventions to be held in their capital city, Prosimian. I have also secured them royalty rights to such films as "Ghost", "Phantom Menance", "Ghostbusters", and "Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost".
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Lemurland has withdrawn its Boston consolate staff in response to Quis' behavior. A severe rebuke indeed.
They vacated their current Boston office only in order to have a new Consulate built. The new Consulate will be the highest building in the world and feature a 100 foot statue of a lemur on top.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
That 100 ft lemur statue would be great in a King Kong sequel!
Posted by Teronna on :
Maybe Quis can help them secure rights to that movie too.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
These days he's working on a special wiretapping job...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: These days he's working on a special wiretapping job...
I resent these unfounded rumors.
Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out.
PS. Leave the "flowers" on the back of the toilet.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out.
Are those nice Watergate plumbers available?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out.
Are those nice Watergate plumbers available?
[Richard Nixon] I am not a plumber!!!! [/Richard Nixon]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out.
Are those nice Watergate plumbers available?
[Richard Nixon] I am not a plumber!!!! [/Richard Nixon]
I hear Eliot Spitzer is looking for work.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Psst--I think Clive and Quis are an item!
Does Sir Roy know?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Psst--I think Clive and Quis are an item!
Does Sir Roy know?
Actually Clive and Sir Roy are the item. I just like to watch them.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Well...they DID spend a lot of time together on The Path while Clive was still a robot...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Item!
I've heard Obi-Wan Kenobi has refused Quis' pleas for help.
Apparently the ol' Jedi is a fervent lemur-rights supporter, and Quis has pissed him off royally...
Posted by Teronna on :
I knew his lemur hatred would come back to bite him in the butt!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Item!
I've heard Obi-Wan Kenobi has refused Quis' pleas for help.
Apparently the ol' Jedi is a fervent lemur-rights supporter, and Quis has pissed him off royally...
He said he had a prior commitment to help some princess. I guess I wasn't queeny enough for him.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Teronna: I knew his lemur hatred would come back to bite him in the butt!
Rumors of my lemur hatred have been greatly exaggerated.
I love lemurs. They are my favorite prosimian from Madagascar. I happen to have one here. (aside to aide "Are the photographers all set up?")
*Quislet, Esq. picks up a lemur by the scruff of its neck and dangles it over the side of the third floor balcony he is on so that the crowd can see the lemur*
Posted by Teronna on :
Watch out for that PETA sniper!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
PETA sniper? Does that refer to: 1) a PETA member gunning for an offender against animal rights, 2) someone trying to gun down a PETA member or 3) a PETA advocate for the very real animal species of snipe that are often hunted in a cruel coming-of-age ritual?!?!?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
or 4) a PETA member who constantly snipes at everything you say.
Posted by Teronna on :
Every option, except for 2.
That reminds me, I heard a rumor that Quis and a PETA member went into a dark alley, and only Quis returned...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Teronna: Every option, except for 2.
That reminds me, I heard a rumor that Quis and a PETA member went into a dark alley, and only Quis returned...
It wasn't that dark. There was enough light to see that witch turn the PETA member into a mouse.
Posted by Stealth on :
Psst.
Quis is secretly Non Sequitor.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The level of rumor and gossip about me sure has fallen.
Posted by Exnihil on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: The level of rumor and gossip about me sure has fallen.
I had heard that's because the real Quislet, Esq. - notorious for inspiring rumors and gossip - actually paid off a far less scandalous look-alike to take his place back in March of '08, while he fled the spotlight for parts unknown.
At least... that what I heard.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I heard that those unknown parts turned out to be a clothing optional community somewhere in Florida, and that he's known as "Chief Chimichanga" there.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Proctor & Gamble has chosen Quislet, Esq. as their spokesperson for sunscreen.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend that Quislet, Esq. drinks whey.
Posted by Stealth on :
No way!
Posted by SharkLad on :
Quis was a member of the Funky Bunch ...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Coincidentally, he also dated the Bunch-of-Grapes guy from Fruit of the Loom.
It didn't well.
Posted by Kent on :
I heard that Quislet likes Creamsicles!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Reading back, there were some pretty wild rumors floating around.
Posted by cleome on :
Quis didn't write the songs that make the whole world sing, but he did proofread most of them for correct spelling and grammar.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He let Cobie handle the punk and metal stuff.
Posted by Power Boy on :
ex-CIA.
but don't tell anyone.
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: ex-CIA.
but don't tell anyone.
he was expelled from the Culinary Institute of America!?
tomatoes must have been a required part of the curriculum.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Qius's hatred for tomatoes goes back to his junior year in college and a rather bizzare incident in the library involving a hot italian and some sausage...
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Qius's hatred for tomatoes goes back to his junior year in college and a rather bizzare incident in the library involving a hot italian and some sausage...
Quis lined up Cobie as Abin's spelling coach.
Posted by BatBoy on :
I heard Quis and his personal trainer, Benjamin Grimm, were leaving their gym to start up their own business ...
Posted by cleome on :
I hear that the whole bad tooth thing is just a cover for Quis' current secret mission with the Costa Rican Navy.
If he comes back from the dentist with a deep tan, well, we'll know for sure won't we?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He's already being coy about the name of his "dental assistant" over in Spaceopoly.
Clearly it's all a cover story.
Posted by cleome on :
I hear the dental assistant is the "anchor baby" of two Bismollian dissidents. Quislet keeps the parental units sheltered from dictatorial authorities using his crack team of Immigration lawyers. In return, the assistant does all his dirty work on Earth, without asking any awkward questions.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by BatBoy: I heard Quis and his personal trainer, Benjamin Grimm, were leaving their gym to start up their own business ...
It's a Gym Thing
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Organizers of the Boston Marathon have invited him to run in the next race.
Posted by future king on :
I heard that Quis has to wear a mask most of the time because of his uncanny resemblance to Brad Pitt.
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: I heard that Quis has to wear a mask most of the time because of his uncanny resemblance to Brad Pitt.
and Cher played his mother in the movie version of his young life.
Posted by cleome on :
I hear that his video of Belinda lip-synching "Pretty In Pink" while wearing a fetching chappeau is the hottest thing on YouTube this month!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I just heard from my FedEx guy (Nick Manwood) that whenever he has to deliver a package to Quis' home, Quis ALWAYS answers the door wearing a red silk mini-kimono and fun fur flip-flops.
Not only THAT, but the FedEx guy (Nick Manwood) also says that he's never seen Quis without a Singapore Sling in his hand.
Posted by Kent on :
I heard that Quis built up his personal fortune by representing BP! Posted by rouge on :
I remember he showed me his expenses spreadsheet from SDCC and all I could think was "Geez, what's all that penicillin for?"
Posted by Ram Boy on :
They're about to rename Botox Quistox!
Posted by Kent on :
Quis was a covert spy infiltrating the elites of Washington, DC recently.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I believe he came down here to sabotage our Metro system, and then left when he realized anything he did would be redundant.
Posted by Kent on :
Beantown still ain't recovered from his Big Dig.
Posted by future king on :
He's also responsible for the cancellation of "Walker, Texas Ranger", despite the rumour that the show ran its course over 8 all-too-long years.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I neither confirm nor deny any of these rumors.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What about the gossip?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The gossip I confirm and deny.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
Psst! Quislet is, in fact, neither Quislet nor Esq.! Discuss amongst yaselves!
Posted by future king on :
Is really the fraternal twin of Mr. George Clooney.
Posted by Kent Hell Pmyes Elf on :
not the famous George Clooney, though. The one who is the butcher at the local Hannaford.*
--- *that's a northeastern US grocery store chain, for those who don't get the ref.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
As part of his job as a Russian spy sent to spy on Boston, he's successfully seduced thousands of men, hundreds of women and one file cabinet. For the last one he received the KGB's Lenny Award.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
He's suffering from a rare form of Mongolian foot rot.
Posted by future king on :
Quis just signed up for the new season of "The Apprentice".
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
^he will be playing the role of Donald Trump's comb-over.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"Burn Notice" is a thinly disguised account of Quis' spy activities.
Posted by future klash on :
Was photographed by TMZ coming out of a swanky Hollywood nightclub holding hands with Janet Jackson.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
Supports himself by being a pimp. Scouts the audiences of daytime talk shows for recruits.
Posted by IMALASHFAN2 on :
His pimp name is BadDaddy, Esq.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
I'm one of his hos!
Posted by future king on :
He made a fortune in the 80's selling assorted mesh tops.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
His successful "mesh top" business was actually a cover for a sex toy enterprise!
Posted by future king on :
He always wears knee-high boots, tucked under his pant legs so as not to be conspicuous.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
He's got legs, and he knows how to use them.
Posted by future king on :
He recently started a petition to bring shoulder pads back to fashion again. Count me in, where do I sign?
Posted by Le Masque on :
Quis has been blackmailing me for years. I've even had to tell my accountant that Quislet, Esq. is my attorney/personal shopper/pastor in order to explain all those checks.
Posted by future king on :
He prefers to mend his ripped clothing with common household glue.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
I heard back in the 80's Quis brokered a deal between Doc Brown and some Libyans.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
Quis sold his soul to Lucifer07 in exchange for being #1 poster on LW. Posted by Kent LASH on :
Quis cheated Luci07 - he never had a soul to sell.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
No soul was taken, instead Quis gave me the Lament Configuration. And boy Pinhead is not happy with Quis.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
too bad. Quis has a thing for pinheads.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Quis is wanted for questioning on Rann, accused of Bootleg Zeta Beams,Manufacturing Impure Intertron. and Silverale Smuggling
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
Quis is innocent of all the charges Lucifer07 mentions, but is guilty of running a prostitution ring.
Posted by future king on :
Quis keeps voodoo dolls of Lucifer07 and Chief Taylor, oops, I mean Tay-LASH.
Posted by Le Masque on :
The voodoo dolls are actually his inflatable "buddies" Butch and Tom-Tom.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
and it's not pins he sticks in them.
Posted by cleoMeLASH on :
Quis knows the RL secret of destroying all cockroaches safely and permanently. However, he won't tell Brainiac 5 because he wants Querl to have the fun of discovering it on his own.
Posted by future king on :
Quis's ex's cousin twice removed is non other than Betty Boop.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
5 years ago, during Hurricane Katrina. Quis was having a drinking contest with Major Disaster and Hydro Man in New Orleans, the rest is history.
Posted by future king on :
Picks his nose with other people's fingers.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
was last seen in a jungle singing "The Bear Necessities" with a bear of all things.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
once tried to subpoena the "they" in the ubiquitous "they say that..." statements.
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Posted by future king on :
His left leg is 2 inches shorter than his right leg.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
Darkseid is laying low, disguised as Quis's right big toe.
Posted by future king on :
He once travelled to the 31st century and masqueraded as Nightwind for one week.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
speaks Albanian, but only in his sleep.
Posted by future king on :
Is responsible for Klingons suddenly getting those weird forehead ridges from the original series the next gen.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
Is to blame for M. Night Shyamalan's really crappy movies.
Posted by SharkLad on :
He grew up in a house with three staircases...
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Not to mention responsible for the Nuclear explosion near MoonBase Alpha, Sept 13 1999.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
...programmed H.A.L.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
...plotted to have KI.T.T. betray Michael along similar lines.
Posted by future king on :
... his mother wears army boots.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
He's the final word on which comics are risque enough to merit the infamous "Boston ban."
Posted by Ram Boy on :
His carpet and drapes are two VERY different colors.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
He wears stiletto heels.
Posted by future king on :
Is reported to be Justin Bieber's body double.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
is engaged to both Jessica Simpson and Prince William.
Posted by future king on :
He's also executive president producer for the show "Dancing With The Stars". It was either that or trapeze artist.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
Has an ongoing affair with Tom Bergeron.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
...after he was dumped by Tom Brokaw.
Posted by future king on :
Once tried to make a softdrink from freshly squeezed marshmallows.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
is under a court order not to make jokes about sauerkraut.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
Already knows the 10,001st freaky lie about Loser Lad. It involves llamas.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
is planning retaliation against cleome for spilling the beans on the llamas.
Posted by future king on :
Always takes two steps forward, then one step back (in order to be humble).
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
works his way through Waitering School as a lawyer.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
Dated Bill for whom the Bill of Rights is named.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
He's my pa!
Pa, come home! Ma, Grandma Oakey, Grandpa Skeeter an us kidz missus u!
Ol'Yeller Jr too!
(Grandma Tucker don't though an says ur no smarter then a flea on a stone cold possum)
Posted by future king on :
Always wears fake eyelashes when sleeping.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
Thinks mascara really is a coward for running.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
Always chokes up watching the denouement of The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh.
Posted by future king on :
Dated Cher back when she was a man.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Used a time bubble to pay a visit to his old pal Krona after a few too many rounds taunted him into looking at the Hand of Creation. Yeah that turned out swell, thanks Quis.
Posted by cleome: secret ozone incense addict on :
I hear a rumor that Quislet has not only a License To Kill, but also a License To Retcon.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Quislet, Esq. was FIRED from his starring role in the Beantown production of La Cage Aux Folles because he has a NASTY temper and would throw his size 12 platform heels at the supporting players.
Posted by cleome: secret ozone incense addict on :
I hear that it was Quislet who inherited most of Freddie Mercury's estate after the latter passed on. Except for the Koi collection.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
Knows what good foot smell is.
Posted by cleome: secret ozone incense addict on :
I hear that he secretly owns a controlling interest in The Goodfoot Lounge!
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Has secret pictures of NBC/Universal Chairman Jeff Caspin and Phyllis Diller, which he used to get Caprica cancelled. Posted by future king on :
Is not as scary as a rampaging Sasquatch hellbent on revenge.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
He once dated a rampaging sasquatch named Grgarrr.
Posted by cleome on :
I hear that his upcoming series on The Food Network will be called, "You Say Tomato, I Say GTFO!"
Posted by dedman on :
Is the stylist for alan moores beard
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
...but was almost fired for using Moore's beard, without permission, as a dragon in a Chinese New Year parade.
Posted by dedman on :
...moonlights as Bruce Campbells body double
Posted by Ram Boy on :
His naked skydiving club, Moons Over Boston, is planning an eight man formation that will have really have people talking.
Posted by future king on :
Is crazy about Silly Banz.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
celebrates Thanksgiving by distributing small pox-infested blankets to people whose lands he wants to steal.
Posted by future king on :
Is rumoured to be the same dress size as Lindsay Lohan.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
also rumored to be li lo's nail tech before her last sentencing.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
during the summer, moonlights as a Liberace impersonator at a swanky Hyannis nightclub.
Posted by future king on :
Although he gave up swearing and cursing years ago, he still washes his mouth out with soap ... says the flavor has grown on him.
Posted by cleome on :
I hear he knows of at least 10,001 healthy and delicious preparations for one's Thanksgiving leftovers.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Has landed the much sought after lead role in Bosom Buddies The Musical.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
^Will take Pro-Fem in order to be more convincing as either Buffy or Hildegard.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
will lock this thread before it reaches page 20.
Posted by future king on :
In times of emergency has been known to unleash his Dragon's Breath.
Posted by cleome on :
I hear he once tried to kill Fanfic Lady and Outdoor Miner with a forklift! (To the gentle strains of Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass!)
Posted by future king on :
Recently celebrated his birthday hanging upsidedown the entire day.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
Dresses like Gilligan on Thursdays.
Posted by future king on :
Is starring as a naked female Ferengi in the next Star Trek movie.
Posted by cleome on :
I hear that his favorite cake is pink angel food, covered over with sliced, brandied kiwi fruit and then set alight.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
Is a beauty school dropout.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
is amassing a fleet of submarines in order to enact his master plan of conquering Bermuda.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
Co-wrote "Kokomo".
Posted by future king on :
His latest band, "Monkey-Tailed Flying Nuns" is a hit in Japan.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
Invented pornography.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Named his penis Hrista Spjóti just to be irksome.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Coined the phrase "Rom Com."
Posted by cleome45 on :
Knows how many dustbunnies I found under the bed today, but isn't telling.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Quiz originally joined Legion World as Go-Go Boy.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
^ As Pov can attest, he is banned from Arkansas for living up to that name.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Moonlights as a stripper and pole dancer.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
He was asked by Obama to write legislation declaring January 15 National Comic Book Day.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
was fired from the Illuminati for spending too much time on LW.
Posted by cleome45 on :
I hear he really does know how to hide files and heavy-duty explosives inside a hollowed-out poundcake. Very handy for busting one's unjustly framed pals out of the slammer.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
He was the only passenger to ever get kicked off the Love Boat for too much lovin'.
(he also rubbed Gopher the wrong way)
Posted by cleome45 on :
But Isaac still serves that drink, "The Magic Q," that the two of them dreamed up that fateful afternoon in N'Awlins.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
The cabin he stayed in while on board was nicknamed The Bermuda Let's-Try-It-At-This-Angle.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
He's going to be Paul Levitz' guest at ComicCon this year.
Posted by cleome45 on :
Hipsters disdained skinny pants, horn-rimmed eyeglasses, and ironic Seventies facial hair until Quislet, Esq. showed them the way!
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Quis took ironic Seventies revivalism even further by singing Peter Frampton's "Show Me the Way" to an audience of none.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Incidentally, Peter Frampton wrote "Show Me the Way" as a tribute to Quis. Frampton was confused at that point in his life and needed Quis' loving, loving guidance to show him the way.
And Quiz did!
Posted by cleome45 on :
I hear he's looking over a four-leaf clover. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis secretly replaces the coffee at America's finest restaurants with Folgers' Crystals.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Quis secretly replaces the coffee at America's finest restaurants with Folgers' Crystals.
That WAS suppose to be a secret!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Yet he never drinks Folgers' at home.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
but Belinda does.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: but Belinda does.
hey! This is about rumors and gossip about me. Leave my cat out of it.
Besides, she switched to decaf.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
still telling everyone Belinda is your cat? tsk-tsk...
Posted by cleome45 on :
I hear that Quis and Florence Henderson have been BFFs ever since he served as her voice coach for the "Wessonality" ad campaign, back in the late 1970s.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and he later hooked her up with her role in Weird Al's "Amish Paradise" video.
Posted by cleome45 on :
I hear that Quis is first in line to be Thora's Secretary of State if she wins the '12 election.
(Belinda will be Secretary of the Treasury.)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I heard Quis is so scared of cleome that he got Thora to back out rather than see cleome get credit for spilling the beans.
Posted by cleome45 on :
But he propitiated her much as the ancient Japanese did the bloodthirsty Kappa demons, by throwing her favorite food (cucumbers) into the river as she bathed there.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quislet stopped giving tap-dancing lessons because some of the little old ladies who took the class started stalking him.
Posted by cleome45 on :
I hear that Cibo Matto and Luscious Jackson are locked in a furious bidding war to get him as their opening act for a respective series of reunion shows later this year.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
You know why no dogs chase Belinda the cat?
Because Quislet fed the last one who did to that thing chained up in his basement.
Posted by cleome45 on :
On Valentines Day, he sent me a dozen long-stemmed Venus Flytraps.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
That thing chained up in Quislet's basement is writing a tell-all. It has lined up the same ghost-writer that Snookie uses.
Posted by cleome45 on :
I hear Bobby Sharp originally wrote "Unchain My Heart" as a tribute to Quislet, Esq.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I heard that Quislet is pursuing a pro bono class action suit against Mondays, on the grounds that it is a cruel way to spend 1/7th of ones life.
Posted by cleome46 on :
I hear he totally fabricated the existence of the word "dupa" just to see if any of us would fall for it.
(I spent several hours at the Polish Festival yesterday, and not once did I hear anyone use the word "dupa." [shakes fist] But the stuffed cabbage was good.)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Changed his email password to 'Oreo,' then sued the Oreo cookie company for violating his privacy, all in a misguided effort to bring back the Hydrox.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome46: I hear he totally fabricated the existence of the word "dupa" just to see if any of us would fall for it.
(I spent several hours at the Polish Festival yesterday, and not once did I hear anyone use the word "dupa." [shakes fist] But the stuffed cabbage was good.)
When I was growing up, I thought Dupa was just another slang term for buttock. I was gobsmacked when I realized it was Polish.
Posted by cleome46 on :
I hear that Quislet, Esq. manages "High Kick," an elite squadron of gorgeous burlesque dancers that are also martial arts champions.
(Now available for bachelor parties, holiday get-togethers, or guarding that priceless gem that's just been moved into your local museum.)
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I had to let them all go when I found out that not one of them was a drag queen.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... or that none of them was a biological male.
Posted by cleome46 on :
He turns twenty-five today. In cat years. Or so rumor has it.
(Hence all those catnip cupcakes Belinda ordered from the Harry & David website.)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
There are many pictures of him floating around those nasty adult sites!
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: There are many pictures of him floating around those nasty adult sites!
With Quis on them I must say they are quite pleasent to visit Posted by cleome46 on :
He has started his own version of the Betty Ford Clinic, named after the beloved pet wildebeest: Well-Bred Fred , he kept as a child.
The clinic specializes in "drying out" survivors of addiction to online inanity. Now you all know why nobody's heard from Outdoor Miner, Loser Lad, and countless other prominent posters for so long.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
said 'clinic' is actually a dungeon. Treatment includes use of medieval weapons in as many cruel and sadistic ways possible.
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
Invisible Brainiac, Cobalt Kid and MLLASH are supposed to be his next targets.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
His recent vacation to florida was just a ruse. He was really checking on his logging interests in the Amazon rainforest
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