Where the hell is my checkbook?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Who let the cat out?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
When will the latest Klordny show up in the mail?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What should I get for supper?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
When will the rain stop?
Posted by Joeboy Harvestar on :
Where's the toilet...dumbarse
Posted by dedman on :
What happened to all the rum?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Is it too soon to plant onions?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Why can't I get to work without being 15 minutes late anymore?
Posted by Stealth on :
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Where's the beef?
Posted by Stealth on :
Where do all the lonely hearts go?
Posted by cleome on :
Can you pick all the olives off my half of the pizza?
Please. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
When will I learn when I'm traveling for work I need to maintain discipline in eating?
Posted by Stealth on :
How do I live without you?
Posted by cleome on :
What's it all about, Alfie?
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
When will you people learn?
Posted by cleome on :
Whose turn is it to buy?
Posted by Exnihil on :
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Does my butt look big in this?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Do you want an honest answer?
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Why do I even bother?
Posted by Stealth on :
What's love got to do with it?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Do you want fries with that?
Posted by cleome on :
Can I collapse now?
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Why am I always so poor? I mean, I've got all these cool comic books.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Why did you do that?
Posted by cleome on :
Did anyone else hear that noise?
Posted by Lardi on :
What's that smell?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who's there?
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Who wants to know?
Posted by Exnihil on :
You talkin' to me?
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
Does your cockatoo caca, too?
Posted by cleome on :
When's the beast?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Did I ever like to be out in the heat or is my dislike for it a new thing?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Is it dehydration I'm dealing with or food poisoning?
Posted by cleome on :
Is this love, or merely tonsillitis?
Posted by Exnihil on :
Did I leave the iron on?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What will fall apart in this place next?
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
So when does the mullet come back in fashion?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Did you know those pants made you look fat?
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
How the hell'd i get this old?
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Where did the sun go?
Posted by Ann Hebistand on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: Where did the sun go?
Oh, I can answer that. The sun used to be the brightest star until I came around and outshone it. Now it's sitting in a corner sulking.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Did Joanie really love Chachi?
Posted by future king on :
Do you really save the red ones for last when you eat your Smarties?
Posted by Exnihil on :
Just where is it I could find bear, beaver, and other critters worth cash money when skinned?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Will you hold this for me?
Posted by future king on :
"To be, or not to be ..." that's a question???
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Is it cold enough for ya?
Posted by future king on :
Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet??
Posted by cleome on :
Can Quislet, Esq. come out to play?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Why did I eat all of that?
Posted by cleome45 on :
Do you know the way to San Jose'?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Where's the beef?
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Why am I not independently wealthy?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Why do fools fall in love?
Posted by cleome45 on :
Does it come in Black Watch plaid?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Who's that girl running around with you?
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Does an orchid have any real hope of thriving in my care?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Do I have the moves like Jagger?
Posted by cleome45 on :
Is she really going out with him?! Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What's love got to do with it?
Posted by cleome45 on :
Who's behind the door?
Posted by Tom Tanner Issue #One on :
My 20-year-old grand-daughter actually asked me, "Who is Jagger, and why does he have moves?"
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Said by a 29-year-old co-worker of mine in 2004: "Ringo Starr? Wasn't he in a band?"
Posted by SharkLad on :
Why is everyone looking at me?
Posted by cleome45 on :
Is that REAL maple syrup?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Do you smell that?
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Do you smell that?
Christ, did a cow shit in here?
Posted by cleome45 on :
Can we go to the videotape?
Posted by cleome45 on :