1. They've never inadvertently unleashed a temporal anomaly that has threatened to reboot our continuity.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: 1. They've never inadvertently unleashed a temporal anomaly that has threatened to reboot our continuity.
Of course, there was that time they did it intentionally... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Drinks are on the house!
Oh wait! it is nice things to say ABOUT Legion World moderators, not TO them. Never mind.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: 1. They've never inadvertently unleashed a temporal anomaly that has threatened to reboot our continuity.
Of course, there was that time they did it intentionally... ;)
Ahem! Only nice things allowed here!
2. Not a single Legion World moderator has perpetual, intolerable body odor.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: 2. Not a single Legion World moderator has perpetual, intolerable body odor.
You know that for sure?
3. They can all count to 101, except for the ones who aren't real.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
4. They are very moderate in their opinions.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
5. They're great kissers!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
6. they are the BEST HUGGERS! Posted by Lightning Lad on :
7. They make my life much easier.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
8. They make everyone feel welcome and warm and fuzzy. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
9. They taste great and stay crunchy in milk!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: Ahem! Only nice things allowed here!
It was a nice temporal anomaly, really.
10. They cannot, or will not, be undersold.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
11. They've never seriously threatened to banish all of us and outsource all Legion World posting to foreign competitors.
(C'mon, only 90 more to go!)
Posted by Nick Vinson on :
12. They make sure no animals were harmed while making this message board.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Nick Vinson: 12. They make sure no animals were harmed while making this message board.
Well, there was that one sheep. But that was Cobie's fault.
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Well, there was that one sheep. But that was Cobie's fault.
Sis boom bah? Posted by Lad Boy on :
13. They've never been impeached by the House of Representatives for lying about sexual misconduct.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
14. They have never created a reality-TV show.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
15. They don't hide weapons of mass destruction--they're in plain sight for all to see!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
16. They put up with the likes of us! Posted by LARDLAD on :
17. They want to make me the next moderator! Right? Posted by Lad Boy on :
18 They didn't respond "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" after reading the previous post.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
19. They didn't respond "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" in Lardy's face after reading his last post.
[ December 27, 2007, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
20. They've never Banned Pov, despite constant threats... (Is that a good thing? I'm not positive it is...)
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
21. They are a quiet, unassuming lot, never seeking attention. I couldn't name a single one of them.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
22. They've never used the results of taste tests with Pepsi drinkers to try to launch a reformulated "NEW Legion World."
[ December 27, 2007, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
23. They quietly fix posting errors.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
24. They invented the Internet, but let Al Gore take credit.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
25. They will give you the shirt off their backs. (but how often do you need someone's shirt off their back?)
Posted by Ram Boy on :
26. You can hardly tell when they're falling down drunk.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: 25. They will give you the shirt off their backs. (but how often do you need someone's shirt off their back?)
It depends on whose shirt we're talking about! Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
27. They give our lives unfathomable mystery, not unlike crop circles, Stonehenge, the Pyramids at Giza, and the popularity of reality TV.
Posted by Exnihil on :
28. They're damn handsome... what with their rugged outdoors-y looks and greying, but cutely cowlicked, hair.
29. And they're humble.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
30. Combined into a single entity, they could probably beat Mark Waid at Legion trivia.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
31. Gosh! You've really lost some weight there, Chief!
Posted by Kent on :
32. They put up with the likes of me!
Posted by SharkLad on :
33. They do a mean lambada
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
34. They have not made any recent attempts on my life that I'm aware of.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
35. They made it legal for alts and gen-chars to gay marry.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
36. They can smell an expletive from a thousand miles away.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
37. In the 2008 International Moderator Olympics, they won a bronze medal in group figure skating.
(they skated to "Hey Ya!" by OutKast)
Posted by cleome on :
38. They do all that other stuff mentioned while looking fabulous in ice-blue satin running shorts and matching jackets.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
39. They throw the best parties.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
40. No matter what turns you on, you'll always find at least one of them who shares the same interests.
(most likely it'll be Pov)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
41. Even their typos are exceedingly witty.
Posted by cleome46 on :
42. They always let me win at least one game of checkers.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
43. They tactfully correct your spelling mistakes by starting new threads to politely inform you of such.
Posted by cleome46 on :
44. They saved me the last of the brandied Kono fruit, even though I was out of town when the jars were opened.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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