[ October 04, 2005, 09:49 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
What can I get for you?
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Hey Semi! New place looks great! I'll have a beer. Canadian, of course. How about a Labatt Blue?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
A Red Ranger...
[ October 04, 2005, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: Abin Quank ]
Posted by disaster boy on :
wooo hooo
i'll have my usual anchor steam from the tap.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
A shandy would be great, Semi - the place looks very homey and comfortable.
Posted by Theresa on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: A Red Ranger...
That makes me think of Space Ranger!
Why!!!
WHY!!!
I'll have a martini.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Very nice, Semi! The piano looks great. <sits down and begins playing> We'll have to have a sing-along soon.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
What show tunes do you know, Rockhopper? Judy? Barbra? I was in a choir once, as a wee laddie... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
A Red Ranger for me also...
Here's something for you Semi, if you'd like to keep it somewhere. It's a picture of Space Ranger and the Emerald Empress from the early days of the Security Office...I took the picture. That's when there was only four of us.
Posted by minesurfer on :
I'd like a glazed donut and a bottle of anything...
I have a feeling I just "dated" myself with that one... and not that way... you filthy minded scoundrels. Posted by legionadventureman on :
Whatchu' talkin about, Minesurfer? Posted by Gay-lipso on :
I'd like a nice large glass of dry white. Nothing too fancy, but something interesting. Plus a large flamethrower to toast sundry villains with please.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by minesurfer: you filthy minded scoundrels. :)
I prefer to think of us as debauchery-inclined rascals.
I'll have a bottle of that, too.
Posted by Vee on :
I'll make sure we hang that picture up in a very special spot Cobie. Ranger & the Empress were very dear friends of both Semi and me and they'll never be forgotten here.
I think I'll join you in that Red Ranger. Not sure if we have an homage drink named for Empress yet but if we don't, I'm sure Semi can come up with something appropriate.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
how about a Nyquil, please... maybe a double.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Wow, so much business. I see you all had no trouble finding the place - and why should you. After we let SHAKES 3 float off into the Archive dimension, SHAKES 4 took its place beside the Beacon, just up the street from Shameless Hussies Bar and that huge toilet statue.
You see that alcove by the fireplace, with the great view of Mt. Eruptus through the picture window? That's the Truth and Justice alcove, in honor of Space Ranger. If you don't mind, Vee, I'd like to hang that swell picture of the Empress and Space Ranger in the Truth and Justice alcove.
And what better name for a drink than the "Emerald Empress", to honor our fallen friend.
Emerald Empress
3 oz. vodka 1 oz. lime juice 1 tsp. simple syrup (a sugar syrup) 1 oz cointreau 1 oz. Midori Melon liquer.
Shake with crushed ice. Serve in a big maritini glass with a green maraschino cherry.
Sounds so good, I think I'll have one myself.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Did you bring over that barstool with my name on it?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
It was one of the things I personally packed, Matt. Jeez, this SHAKES is beginning to feel like old times.
[ October 05, 2005, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'll have a Red Ranger, an Emerald Empress, and a Stella Artois, please.
Classy joint. But then, I expected nothing less.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ill have an Emerald Empress...
Posted by Caliente on :
Me too!! It sounds 'nummy~!!
Posted by STU on :
In honor of Mattropolis, I'll have a Blaine Blaster, please.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Make that 2! Thanks STU
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I can hardly keep up. One Emerald Empress for Matt, another one for Caliente, a Blaine Blaster for STU and another one for Matt. Maybe I'll have a Blaine Blaster too. Matt - you thinking of opening the Beacon again?
Posted by Caliente on :
Thanks Semi. You're da man!!
Posted by Heidi on :
I need something spicy, got any hot wings?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
We don't serve food at SHAKES, Heidi.
Posted by Heidi on :
WHAT?
Outrageous!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Perhaps, but that's the way it is. May I recommend Cafe Cramer? The food is excellent and it's run by one of the most beloved of all Legion Worlders. Go have a nice meal and come back for a drink afterwards.
[ October 05, 2005, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Hi Mr. Semi, may I have a Virgin Red Ranger, Please?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hey Brent, i heard you are doing a booming trade in Emerald Empress drinks - could i have one, too? Thanks, awfully...
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
and can I have something fruity? with an umbrella or a plastic monkey? actually....just a beer. I dont really drink fruity. or milky.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Yeh - be a butch boofy bloke, dude and slurp ya beer like a "real" man would....
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Everyday Girl here's a virgin red ranger for you in a special plastic Care Bears cup.
An Emerald Empress for LAM. And sorry Joe-Boy, you're getting something fruity. It's a a pineapple, lime and orange juice blitzer made with tequila served in a coconut shell. And you get to keep the plastic monkey.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
*wanders in wearing policeman's uniform from the "excuse me" thread*
Hey Semi! Just a Diet Coke for me. I'm "on duty" Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Diet coke it is Quis. Aren't you glad we don't serve donuts?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hi Semi. In the past few days I've travelled to an alternate earth, been mistaken for a psychotic tyrant, revealed that I'm actually a prince, helped someone come out and almost started an interdimensional romance. *whew* Could I have a fifth of Scotch, please?
[ October 06, 2005, 09:53 AM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Diet coke it is Quis. Aren't you glad we don't serve donuts?
I guess I'll have to stop by Cramers Cafe for those.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Glenmorangie for you Rockhopper.
Quis, looking good in your uniform. We need some to stand up for truth and justice now that Space Ranger has left us for his next great adventure.
Posted by disaster boy on :
don't look at me. i can barely stand up as it is.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Okay.... I won't look at you as I tell you to have a seat over by the fireplace and we'll bring you an energizer drink.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Quis, looking good in your uniform. We need some to stand up for truth and justice now that Space Ranger has left us for his next great adventure.
Well, it is really just a costume, but maybe I'll be like Barbara Gordon and the costume will become my new reality
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Especially if it's made of super nano-nylon. I hear it's all the rage in superhero gear.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Hi Mr. Semi, may I have a Virgin Red Ranger, Please?
Oh,let me have one of those and please tell me it's not a drink.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Hi Mr. Semi, may I have a Virgin Red Ranger, Please?
Oh,let me have one of those and please tell me it's not a drink.
I preferred the Blue Ranger myself Posted by icefire on :
Its been so long and the things I've done......Will I be welcome????
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You better believe you will
We've missed you Icey!
Posted by Theresa on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Hi Mr. Semi, may I have a Virgin Red Ranger, Please?
Oh,let me have one of those and please tell me it's not a drink.
I preferred the Blue Ranger myself
I use to be the Pink Ranger.
PTERADACTYL! Posted by icefire on :
I'm so cold and scared.......
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Its been so long and the things I've done......Will I be welcome????
Icey!!!!!!! How would you ever think you wouldn't be welcome? And the things you've done....well they're part of Legion World legend.
Posted by icefire on :
Its so great to be welcomed back I've missed you guys so much!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Same here! STU just started posting again and Mattropolis (formerly Danny Blaine) has been around too! It's like the old days!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I was asking some time back who Danny Blaine was, and no one told me - much less it was Mattropolis. Oh well, one mystery solved.
Semi, could i be fixed up with a steaming hot Toddy?
Posted by STU on :
Icey! Whassup, you! Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Semi, could i be fixed up with a steaming hot Toddy?
A Jason Toddy? I hear those are in vogue again these days.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I like mine battered and on fire. Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Bah just ask the Joker to cook it up with some explosives. His bbq'ed robin can't be beat. If you like your poultry charred.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Oh well, if i had asked for a hot Toddy and some fabulous half-naked dude showed up, then i would forget about what i ordered... Posted by Arachne on :
Does anyone have to ask what I'll have?
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Theresa:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Hi Mr. Semi, may I have a Virgin Red Ranger, Please?
Oh,let me have one of those and please tell me it's not a drink.
I preferred the Blue Ranger myself
I use to be the Pink Ranger.
PTERADACTYL!
my yearbook quote : "sticking your tongue in an electrical socket will not turn you into a Power Ranger."
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Does anyone have to ask what I'll have?
One O.N. coming right up -- better yet, an Arachnetini, which consists of Grey Goose Vodka, opal nera, and a spritz of seltzer.
I'll have a Round-Up, in honor of Raging Bull.
The rest of the recipes -- all concocted by Semi -- are here .
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I'll just have a Joe n' Johnnie.
Posted by Theresa on :
Will we be seeing drunk Abin, the one who uses his ring to make fatulence noises come from others?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Is Abin really that nasty? Posted by Theresa on :
(points finger over to the bar, her finger glows white and levitates a bottle of wine)
AHA!
Underaged my butt!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
He can be... <Uses power ring to snatch wine bottle away from Terry>
Pours LAM a Genny Cream Ale.
<Power Ring causes a rude noise to come from behind the nearest Babette Android, who looks around in confusion.>
Posted by legionadventureman on :
This drink wont cause me to flap my arms and cluck like a chicken will it, Abin? Posted by Abin Quank on :
It wouldn't have a minute ago... Posted by Theresa on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: He can be... <Uses power ring to snatch wine bottle away from Terry>
Pours LAM a Genny Cream Ale.
<Power Ring causes a rude noise to come from behind the nearest Babette Android, who looks around in confusion.>
Hey!
(looks at Abin in anger, then hears fart)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by disaster boy on :
(from across the room by the fire place) ew it stinks open a window!
Posted by Theresa on :
(rolls on the floor laughing and holding sides)
Now do Disaster!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Pours LAM a Genny Cream Ale.
Now that's mean!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Drink enough of that Cream Ale and the rude noises and foul odors won't just be coming from Abin's power ring!
Posted by Theresa on :
quote:Originally posted by Loser Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Pours LAM a Genny Cream Ale.
Now that's mean!
And hilarious! More, more!!!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Loser Lad: Drink enough of that Cream Ale and the rude noises and foul odors won't just be coming from Abin's power ring!
Lou, you are a life-saver, bud!
[ October 06, 2005, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: legionadventureman ]
Posted by disaster boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Theresa: (rolls on the floor laughing and holding sides)
Now do Disaster!
goes and stands right by theresa. you asked for it!
Posted by Theresa on :
Eew, who let the real one?
That's just nasty!
Posted by disaster boy on :
whoever smelt it dealt it.
Posted by Theresa on :
Well you opened the window, so you smelt it first, now we really know what kind of disasters you make.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
*opens window*
Somebody better air this place out before Semi gets back or there's gonna be hell to pay!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
<Slides plastic bag full of jello under Losers seat>
<Erects cone of silence around Terry>
<Replaces DB's fashionable undies with tighty whiteys two sises too small>
<Pours LAM an Iron City>
<Creates rude noise behind Troy android>
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Mmmm...ass jello... *drool*
Posted by legionadventureman on :
You guys are just plain sick....I love it! Posted by Theresa on :
(turns into air and slips out of cone)
(magically created an F5 *f for fart* around Abin, then ducks behind the bar)
Hehehehe!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I'd stay away from that Iron City if I were you too LAM.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Loser Lad: Mmmm...ass jello... *drool*
Well it was Tooti-Fruiti...
[ October 06, 2005, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: Abin Quank ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Theresa: (turns into air and slips out of cone)
(magically created an F5 *f for fart* around Abin, then ducks behind the bar)
Hehehehe!
<Creates Foghorn noise behind himself, jumps as if startled>
[ October 06, 2005, 10:09 PM: Message edited by: Abin Quank ]
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Loser Lad: I'd stay away from that Iron City if I were you too LAM.
What is it, Lou? A powerful laxative?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
It an American beer, LAM.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
So in other words, yes.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Are you telling me the absolute truth, AQ? Posted by Abin Quank on :
Would I lie to you, LAM?
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Ohmygod YES!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Not You, Him, LAM.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Would I lie to you, LAM?
If you told me that you were Annie Lennox in disguise, Abin... Posted by Abin Quank on :
I said Lie To You, not Lay On You...
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Then you'd be definitely lying, honey... Posted by Loser Lad on :
Ohmygod...huh? Posted by Theresa on :
I think you have all inhaled too much of Abin's nasty smells.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman:
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Would I lie to you, LAM?
If you told me that you were Annie Lennox in disguise, Abin...
"Would I Lie To You?" - by the Eurythmics? Geddit?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Not Me, Annie Lennox, On HIM!
I think... Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman:
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman:
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Would I lie to you, LAM?
If you told me that you were Annie Lennox in disguise, Abin...
"Would I Lie To You?" - by the Eurythmics? Geddit?
Oh! Whew!...
Posted by legionadventureman on :
You got it? Good... Posted by Loser Lad on :
I'm still all Posted by Abin Quank on :
Yeah and this is unusual, because?
Posted by Loser Lad on :
It's not really. Pretty much business as usual.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank:
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman:
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman:
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Would I lie to you, LAM?
If you told me that you were Annie Lennox in disguise, Abin...
"Would I Lie To You?" - by the Eurythmics? Geddit?
Oh! Whew!...
Do you remember the Eurythmics, Lou?
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I try not to... *shudder*
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Eurythmics? Wasn't that some kind of self-flagilation video series? By Ronco?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Too tame or just too freaky, dude?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Too Loud, Too Bad (and not in a good way), and too not Steppenwolf...
Born to be Wiiii-iii-lllld!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Eurythmics? Wasn't that some kind of self-flagilation video series? By Ronco?
No, and it doesn't involve any hitting with your "rhythm stick" either...
Posted by disaster boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: <
<Replaces DB's fashionable undies with tighty whiteys two sises too small>
;
ow ow must change undies...
Posted by Lad Boy on :
off to lunch...I'll be back for a drink in an hour (or two if the waiter's cute).
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Hi Mr. Semi May I have a small Everyday Girl, Please?
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Icey! Whassup, you!
Hey Stu, God I've missed everyone.........Let's get this party started!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Its so great to be welcomed back I've missed you guys so much!!
And we missed you Posted by icefire on :
Hey Quis I've really really missed you.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
My first PM ever was from Icey
I hope we see more of you Icey!
Posted by minesurfer on :
Man... I can never keep up with this thread.
It seems like fun over here... but then I'd have to give up my limericks and I don't know if I could do that.
So.... what's Shakin? Bet you never heard that before.
Oh yeah... I'm still waiting on that High Ball I ordered in Shakes V3.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Welcome to shakes. Have a drink. It's ok here, I think to rhyme when you post and drink while you boast that your limericks are great. They don't stink.
Posted by minesurfer on :
Aren't you supposed to give us a line to go from now?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
How about a conga line? *Grabs Lad Boy's behind*
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Icey's back. I think we should have a silver thong day to celebrate.
Posted by minesurfer on :
That might start more of a line than you think.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
SHAKES has some wild moments in its history. SHAKES silver thongs are a much revered tradition.
Posted by minesurfer on :
I was responding to Quis' post, but I guess my post will work for yours as well.
Hell(o)... my post always works. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm so hurt. Sob! sob! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I'm so hurt. Sob! sob!
There, there!
Why don't we have a conga line in silver thongs?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'll get out my bongos.
Posted by minesurfer on :
I'll go get Kate.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Can I get something... fruity?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well just look around - or did you mean a drink?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Heh
Posted by icefire on :
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO I got the cutest new silver thong and here i bought you one Semi!!!!!
Posted by icefire on :
I wonder if that old pole is still out back??
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Let me put it on. What do you think?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I love a good Conga line! Where's my silver thong?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Yessiree Bob, we usually set up the pole on Saturday nights. So where have you been Icey? SHAKES and Legion World haven't been the same without you.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Far, I have a whole box of them back here. This one has your name on it.
Sure seems like the good old days in here with all the regulars coming back.
Posted by icefire on :
I've been around Semi I spent the last year preparing for the coming Crisis, I've missed you Bro!!! And Silver thongs for everybody!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, everybody except Giant Robotic Lesbian. I just don't want to see that.
Posted by icefire on :
Hey do you think maybe I could get a job and maybe a place to stay???
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Yeah, we sure could use some help around here. And Vee's got lots of room at the villa.
Posted by icefire on :
Great I'll start now!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Are you still wearing that thong, Semi?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
No, I changed into more appropriate evening attire. Black pants, white shirt and a paisley vest. Egads, I look like a right proper bartender.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Icefire, will you serve the customers for a while?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
For all you newcomers, Icefire is my little brother. He's a wild one.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: No, I changed into more appropriate evening attire. Black pants, white shirt and a paisley vest. Egads, I look like a right proper bartender.
Oh drat! You spoilsport! Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hey Icefire, you got anything hot to drink round here?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Icefire, I'm Rockhopper Lad. I understand you also have ice powers. I have a nice little ski resort up in the North of Legion World. Come visit sometime. We'll make ice sculptures. I'll invite Frio too.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hey Rockhopper,
What's buzzin, cuzzin?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Not much, LAM. Have you recovered from our jaunt to Earth-4?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
More or less - i felt it was over way too quickly, Rockhopper. I would have liked to have a crack at Red Bee as much as Everyday Girl had...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I would have liked to have had the opportunity to meet my evil double face-to-face. And more time at least to talk to Openly Gay Lad.
Oh well. There's always next year's team-up with the SMB.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Do you think it will be a yearly thing like they used to do with the pre-CRISIS JLA/JSA?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I think that was their intent.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Kewl - at least that's something....I heard Cobalt Kid has a massive LMB Infinite Crisis thing in the pipelines...
[ October 07, 2005, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: legionadventureman ]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Oh yeah! It will be interesting.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Here's a soda question for you...what flavours does Nehi come in?
Posted by icefire on :
Hey Guys can I get you anything??
Posted by icefire on :
Nehi comes in grape and orange for sure....
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Hi Icey! Good to see you, nice thong...
I'll have a Joe n' Johnnie.
Posted by icefire on :
Here you go Abin! Good to see you again!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Psst, Icey ... because Abin is so old, we call him Mr. Quank in here. Make sure you don't trip over his walker. Posted by icefire on :
OOOOps sorry Mr. Quank.....
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Mmmmm... Huh? You say something Sonnie?
Sorry, musta dozed off there... Say where's my Sasparilla?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Icey, get a woolen throw out of the back to cover Mr. Quank's knees so he won't catch a chill.
Posted by icefire on :
Here you go Mr. Quank.......Owwww did you just pinch my butt?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
<plops on barstool>
I need something strong to drink!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Scotch?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
ok thatll do it
Posted by STU on :
Here's a Round-Up, the signature drink of Raging Bull!
I'll have a mojito, please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
One 16 year old Dalwhinnie coming right up. And one girlie drink for STU.
Posted by STU on :
(Good thing I didn't ask for a virgin mojito, which I'd originally planned to do.)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
If it helps, STU, I'll put your mohito in a manly glass.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
ahhhh Raging Bull... the memories...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Who knows? Maybe he'll reappear. Seems like a lot of the old-timers are finding their way back to Legion World.
Posted by STU on :
What does a manly glass look like?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Since I won't say the first thing that popped in mind, I'll simply say nothing...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I guess this would qualify as a manly glass, STU.
Posted by STU on :
Oh, I see. What an interesting shape... it's vaguely familiar...
How do you hold it... do you cup your hands under these two round chambers at the bottom? (Good idea, by the way... it can hold more liquid that way.)
Posted by STU on :
SEMI!
I *told* you never to post that picture of me!! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Now every one knows you dribble. Posted by Mattropolis on :
heh...
Posted by icefire on :
Hey there Mattropolis what can I get ya??
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Hi, Mr. Icefire, may I have a Michelob Lite please?
Posted by icefire on :
Well are you old enough for a mic lite?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ill take a rum and coke
Posted by icefire on :
One rum and coke for the stud..........
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Stud? Where?
Posted by icefire on :
I was referring to you!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Moi? Nah...
Posted by icefire on :
Your so cute when your being modest here have another drink!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
ok
twist my arm!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Wait, wait twist my arm, too.
Posted by icefire on :
Rum/Coke for the gentleman.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Thank you!
<sits next to Lad boy>
Have we met?
Posted by icefire on :
What can I get you Mr. Lad Boy
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Could I have a Scotch, please? Are we gonna have another conga line?
Posted by icefire on :
Only if you promise to join in!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Would I let down an ice brother? Posted by icefire on :
Well in that case.....................Conga!!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Conga? Is there room for one more?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
There's always room! Jump in!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I really feel like a pina colada now - oh lay!
Posted by icefire on :
The more the merrier!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Oh this pina colada's making me giddy
Posted by icefire on :
Then have another.......
Posted by icefire on :
Can I get anyone a drink?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Mmmm...id love one thanks, Icey...
Posted by icefire on :
Guess I'll join ya!
Posted by disaster boy on :
icey i would love a very cold anchor steam.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Is that a type of beer, Disaster Boy?
Posted by disaster boy on :
yes from san francisco
Posted by legionadventureman on :
a lot of interesting things come from San Francisco...gay pride, for one...
Posted by icefire on :
Bars open!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'll have three Stella Artois', please.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll have a Harpoon IPA and enjoy a quiet Sunday...
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Pint of Old Speckled Hen please Semi.
I'm bushed, Been playing soliders to day and my arms hurt from carrying a musket.
Got any room next to Quank in the old timers corner?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Huh? Wazzat? Is someone there?
Consarn kids, making noise at all hours of the day...
Posted by icefire on :
Drinks for everybody!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Why thank you, Icey. There's always such good service here at SHAKES.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
YAY! Free drinks! I'll have 12 please...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
12 drinks for Danny ---er, Matt. This is great, Matt, Icey, Vee, STU, Cobie all regulars again at SHAKES. And all the swell newcomers too. The reason I mention Matt, Icey, Vee, STU, and Cobie is because they were the first customers of SHAKES, as were Lash and Sonnie. Abin (New Kid) and Space Ranger, Quis, Miner, Harbs and Arachne were right on their heels. I think I need to spend some time in the SHAKES archives and put down its history (much like Cobie has done with LW in general). Now that Icey is looking afte things, I'll have the time.
Icey, you're doing a great job with the bar. Everybody is excited you're here.
[ October 09, 2005, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by icefire on :
Another Round for everyone!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
My little bro keeps popping up. You sure you didn't get some invisibility powers too, Icey? By the way, seeing as it's a long weekend and well be busier than usual, you mind making some extra ice for us?
Posted by icefire on :
More Ice coming up Bro............Invisibilty hmmmmmm!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Evening, Icey, Semi. I'll have a cognac tonight please. Even penguins need warming up sometimes. Posted by legionadventureman on :
Good evening, gentlemen Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A round on me!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, Okay! I'll have a Michelob Lite!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: A round on me!
ohmygod!
Will ya look at the size of them moths!
Anyway Kent my friend you dont buy on your birthday so let me get that round in. Posted by legionadventureman on :
Happy birthday, Sean (tho i already wished you many happy returns) - it's a good excuse to get blind roaring drunk, isn't it? Posted by icefire on :
Drinks are up!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hiya Icefire, how's it hanging, dude?
Posted by icefire on :
Good, And how are you handsome one??
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Perking up - speaking of which, may i have an Irish coffee?
Posted by icefire on :
You may Sir anything else? anything?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Your official SHAKES bartending thong has already given me a much-needed lift - thank you! Posted by icefire on :
You are to kind!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I also like things in threes...
Posted by STU on :
I'll have a Newcastle Brown Ale, please.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'll have three Stella Artois', please.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hello OM, Stu, how are you guys?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Hangin' in there. How's by you?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Im just settling in with the new surroundings, Semi has a really groovy establishment going, here!
Posted by Arachne on :
What goes well with Thanksgiving diner?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Football?
Posted by Theresa on :
Family fights?
Posted by Arachne on :
I was thinking more along the line of something that would make a person forget both. Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Several bottles of Late-Harvest Reisling. Drink them fast like it's going out of style. It's worked for me in the past.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Happy Thanksgiving Arachne and Tamper Lad. Hope you both had a great dinner. Did you spend it with family?
Posted by Arachne on :
Pretty quiet here. Good food, though. Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Hi, Mr. Semi, **Hic** May I please have another Michelob Lite?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
No little drunkette. You may not have a beer. And you didn't even have the first one. Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. You're too young to be hanging around bars. Why just look what that did to your Gramps. Think he'd be the way he is if he hadn't grown up in a tavern? No, that's for sure. Now sceedaddle!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Now hang on, Semi, at least give the poor warn-looking chick a drink....maybe a Grape Nehi?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Happy Thanksgiving Arachne and Tamper Lad. Hope you both had a great dinner. Did you spend it with family?
Clarify something for me - in US, Thanksgiving is celebrated in the last week of November, right? Is the Canadian holiday therefore celebrated somewhat earlier?
[ October 10, 2005, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: legionadventureman ]
Posted by Arachne on :
Yep. This weekend. Someting to do with the harvest being earlier, I think.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Thanks Semi, I'm spending Thanksgiving all by myself this year. Parents went up to my brothers' place. I wasn't going to do the turkey thing but I was out across town and found a place that had mini-turkeys while buying pumpkin tarts, which were to be my Thanksgiving treat.
I'm still gonna have leftovers forever even with a tiny turkey.
[ October 10, 2005, 08:19 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I miss Canadian Thanksgiving. Next year, I'm going back for it.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Actually, LAM, US Thanksgiving is the fourth Thursday of November. Nominally, we have a holiday called "Columbus Day" today, but it's mostly ignored except by banks, the federal government and a few cities here and there.
Oh, the usual, please.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Now hang on, Semi, at least give the poor warn-looking chick a drink....maybe a Grape Nehi?
My radar tells me this is a bad idea.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
You having a capon, Tamper Lad?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: No little drunkette. You may not have a beer. And you didn't even have the first one. Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. You're too young to be hanging around bars. Why just look what that did to your Gramps. Think he'd be the way he is if he hadn't grown up in a tavern? No, that's for sure. Now sceedaddle!
Meanie, Posted by legionadventureman on :
Where did that Nehi go that i ordered for this tragic-looking waif?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Ecch! This Scotch is awful! It's sweet and fizzy and ...hey! Everyday Girl switched glasses!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Actually, LAM, US Thanksgiving is the fourth Thursday of November. Nominally, we have a holiday called "Columbus Day" today, but it's mostly ignored except by banks, the federal government and a few cities here and there.
Oh, the usual, please.
Thanks for the info, Rockhopper, we in Australia dont celebrate Thanksgiving, altho we do have turkey around Xmas time - but no cranberries, or yams, or sweet potatoes all of which sound scrumptious!
[ October 10, 2005, 08:29 PM: Message edited by: legionadventureman ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: You having a capon, Tamper Lad?
I don't think they call neutered turkey's capons. Those are castrated chickens and actually they are just a large as uncastrated roosters, though their muscle tissue is less dense due to the lack of androgens.
I just looked it up... a castrated turkey is called a hokie. Anyone on Legion World a Virginia Tech grad?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: No little drunkette. You may not have a beer. And you didn't even have the first one. Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. You're too young to be hanging around bars. Why just look what that did to your Gramps. Think he'd be the way he is if he hadn't grown up in a tavern? No, that's for sure. Now sceedaddle!
Meanie,
Everyday Girl - you're a cute little girl and I am not refusing to serve you just to be mean. Obviously, your gramps is neglecting his duties or you wouldn't be here. Oh, if only my sterling friend, Space Ranger, were still alive. You'd have a proper upbringing then. Any chance, you think, Space Ranger might not really be dead - just comic book dead?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Ecch! This Scotch is awful! It's sweet and fizzy and ...hey! Everyday Girl switched glasses!
No I **hic** Didn't! It was right there and I picked it up, I didn't switch anything.
And you can have it back anyway, Johnnie Walker Blue is better.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
I just looked it up... a castrated turkey is called a hokie. Anyone on Legion World a Virginia Tech grad?
So that's what the hokie pokie is all about.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Ecch! This Scotch is awful! It's sweet and fizzy and ...hey! Everyday Girl switched glasses!
No I **hic** Didn't! It was right there and I picked it up, I didn't switch anything.
And you can have it back anyway, Johnnie Walker Blue is better.
Why you little dickens, no wonder the Nehi kept disappearing Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Everyday girl has expensive tastes in scotch blends. Ever tried the new green labelled JW Ev-Girl?
Aparently it's blended from 15 single malt whiskies and no grain whiskey at all. I think it's labelled under different names in Diageo's various marketing areas.
[ October 10, 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: No little drunkette. You may not have a beer. And you didn't even have the first one. Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. You're too young to be hanging around bars. Why just look what that did to your Gramps. Think he'd be the way he is if he hadn't grown up in a tavern? No, that's for sure. Now sceedaddle!
Meanie,
Everyday Girl - you're a cute little girl and I am not refusing to serve you just to be mean. Obviously, your gramps is neglecting his duties or you wouldn't be here. Oh, if only my sterling friend, Space Ranger, were still alive. You'd have a proper upbringing then. Any chance, you think, Space Ranger might not really be dead - just comic book dead?
Now just why do you think I'm turning into a little lush here Mr. Semi? I mean aside from the fact that I inherited Great Uncle Spacey's job as Assistant Chief of Legion World Security and I **Hic** have to spend all day trying to keep Cobalt kids hands off of my pert little bottom.
It's because Uncle Spacey is D-E-A-D, dead and I miss him... And he isn't coming back... And I really miss him...
And the only good things I can think of from him dying is that I'll never have to eat Lima Beans again and he won't fly in and take the drink out of my hand.
Except I really wish he would...
**SOB**
[ October 10, 2005, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Arent you in the wrong thread, TL? That sort of info is a real thread-killer if ever I heard it... Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"
It's all so clear now.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I don't know, but next Saturday when I watch US College Football and the VT highlights come on I'm screaming GO HOKIES at my televison.
What genius names their school's sports teams after castrated turkeys?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, TL, our university named it's football team after a bunch of girls name Gael. I mean, it's Scottish and everything, so couldn't they have called them the Heathers -- or was that already taken?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Wasnt "Heathers" the name of a hokey movie starring Winona Ryder and Shannen Doherty?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
It took me some time to come to terms that our teams were named after the girl cheerleaders in the Scottish outfit doing that highland dance.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
When I was in grad school at Wayne State, they still called their teams "The Tartars". There were silhouettes of a Mongolian warrior all over campus. They now call themselves "The Warriors", which is alliterative and that's the best I can say about it.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Anyone on Legion World a Virginia Tech grad?
Yeah. The Hokie-as-castrated-turkey thing is apparently apocryphal, though I often enjoy spreading the myth myself.
You mean you fibbed, EDE?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Oh Pooh, Everybody knows a castrated turkey is called a cobie, not a hokie...
**Giggle**
**Hic**
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Here, Ev-Girl, have another drink *converts the JW into Ginger Ale*
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
*Slips Evey some minature whixkey bottles*
Posted by legionadventureman on :
*converts whiskey into Dr. Pepper*
Posted by Theresa on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: No little drunkette. You may not have a beer. And you didn't even have the first one. Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you. You're too young to be hanging around bars. Why just look what that did to your Gramps. Think he'd be the way he is if he hadn't grown up in a tavern? No, that's for sure. Now sceedaddle!
You enforce that rule, Semi, if you want liquor, you'll just have smuggle it in like the rest of us.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you.
Ummm...exactly what offense leads to a Cobie -spanking. I've been pretty bad lately.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Anyone on Legion World a Virginia Tech grad?
Yeah. The Hokie-as-castrated-turkey thing is apparently apocryphal, though I often enjoy spreading the myth myself.
Thanks, EDE. I used to live behind Lane Stadium -- Home of the Fighting Gobblers.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you.
Ummm...exactly what offense leads to a Cobie -spanking. I've been pretty bad lately.
I'll have what he's having!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Now get out of here before I ask Cobie to spank you.
Ummm...exactly what offense leads to a Cobie -spanking. I've been pretty bad lately.
Ask Spellbinder, She knows.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: *converts whiskey into Dr. Pepper*
converts LAM into a chicken
HAH! eat it Grandpa!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Come here Everyday Girl.
I know you miss your Uncle, and I'll be here to talk, but you can't go wandering around town illegally drunk. I'll even keep my hands off you, er, tonight.
Oh, and the line for spankings begins to the right. Giant Robotic Lesbian is first.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You sure like to live dangerously, Cobes.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh my - who ever thought SHAKES would be home to English style humour with all this talk of spanking. Who started this anyway. Posted by STU on :
I'd like an Arachnetini and a Fellows Martini, please! In honour of Canadian Thanksgiving's Boxing Day...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, despite your good intentions, you've got Canadian holidays all mixed up - and no wonder! We're an arcane lot - many strive to understand us, but few succeed. Sob!!!
Posted by STU on :
I strive... I strive so hard!
One day, I hope to gain Honourary Canadian Citizenship, thereby allowing me to finally understand... :patriotictear:
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Would it help if I switched to Molson's?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Canada the only country in the world where the National Day is not really celebrated in parts of the country.
Posted by STU on :
I actually know all the words to the Canadian national anthem... does that help?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
How many Rush songs do you know the words to?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Canada. Health care for everyone. Gay marriage. No Bush. It sounds like heaven on earth.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Popping in for a swift chota peg with the old luvvies.
Barman, a Pink Gin please, after all, suns over the yard arm somewhere in the Empire, dontcha know.
Raises Glass to Canada, God Bless 'er.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Salute!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Joe-Boy:
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: *converts whiskey into Dr. Pepper*
converts LAM into a chicken
HAH! eat it Grandpa!
*uses Psyche-power to reduce Joe-Boy into a bed-wetting cry-baby wussy* - take that, Marvel Mouth! Posted by Joe-Boy on :
a bed wetting cry baby wussy? please. I mock you with my monkey pants.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I only converted Ev-Girl's drink coz i was concerned for her welfare, dude, she was getting a little tiddly, you know...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Don't mind me, I'm just here to refuel before all the big adventure stuff.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
bah Adventure smenture. *Glug* now where's my cake?!? (Im watching creepshow)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Evidently, so am I.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Creepshow? Happy Father's Day!!!!
Posted by STU on :
I'd like a STUtini, please.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
What a great idea, naming a cocktail after a Legion Worlder... Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: I'd like a STUtini, please.
STUey, I've never concocted a STUtini. Your special drink was the Fearless Leader.
THE FEARLESS LEADER - A strong shot of a mixable gin (like Sapphire or Beefeater), a smaller shot of Campari, a dash of Rose's Lime, and a spray of seltzer; shake one hundred times, and garnish with a slice of orange.
Is that what you meant?
LAM, I have created drinks in honor of LW'ers. It's not a regular thing, just happens when the inspiration hits me.
[ October 12, 2005, 07:18 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by legionadventureman on :
That's okay, Semi...Could i have a Baccardi and Coke, s'il vous plait?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You can have a Baccardi and Coke, but I think you'd enjoy a Myers' Dark Rum and Coke more. So that's what you're getting.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
That sounds fab, Semi - whereabouts did this Myers Rum originate?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
A few years ago at a Christmas party, I pulled out a bottle of egg nog and said "Here's the Baptist egg nog". Then I grabbed a bottle of Myers and said "For anyone who wants to make it Episcopalian."
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by STU: I'd like a STUtini, please.
STUey, I've never concocted a STUtini. Your special drink was the Fearless Leader.
THE FEARLESS LEADER - A strong shot of a mixable gin (like Sapphire or Beefeater), a smaller shot of Campari, a dash of Rose's Lime, and a spray of seltzer; shake one hundred times, and garnish with a slice of orange.
Is that what you meant?
LAM, I have created drinks in honor of LW'ers. It's not a regular thing, just happens when the inspiration hits me.
I was hoping to sneak in a second special drink...
But a Fearless Leader would hit the spot just now. Thanks! Posted by legionadventureman on :
What goes into a Fearless Leader?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Nothing goes into a Fearless Leader. He's not that sort of guy. Posted by Joe-Boy on :
WHERE'S MY CAKKKKKEEEEE??????
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
no cake - and don't whine. It's not becoming.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
is it your birthday?
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
like I need an excuse for cake. or whining for that matter. WHAAAAAA!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Time to get out the spanking machine
Posted by legionadventureman on :
This drink's on me, J-B - what do you want? Another of those delish Myers rum thingies, Semi, please?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, we might be able to spare a little bit of Myers.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
Rum makes me projectile vomit. instantly. its rather odd actually. I will have a Black Russian though.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Joe-Boy, you're just full of charming secrets. A black russian it is.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
Im full of something thats for sure. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
And that would probably be talent. Your art is much appreciated here.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Yeah, J-B, your pics are awesome, mate!
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
aw shucks :blush: now I heard something about a Spanking Machine?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm off to watch Smallville.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Um excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's Miner?????????????? Three-fer inventory doesn't come cheap you know!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
So send a Three-fer of Joe n' Johnie's to the quiet alcove in the corner where I'll be warming my old bones next to the fireplace...
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
what praytell is a Three-fer?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Babette will bring over the three-fer, Abin.
Posted by Babette on :
Oh, Abin honey. Here's your three-fer of Joe n' Johnnie. Sorry, I'd like to unbutton my uniform a little more for a working man like you, but that mean old Semi Transparent Fellow. He has a no nipple policy. What a poop!!!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Where is your thong-wearing bro, Semi? He was very nice to talk to...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
A three-fer is what I generally order, J-B. It's just three of whatever I'm having, which is usually beer.
Speaking of which, time to help Semi with that inventory.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
ah. makes sense. i generally just keep the bottle or hook myself up to the keg.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Or failing that, get drunk by IV drip
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The usual, please. And where is Icefire, Semi? He's a lot of fun!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Miner, how nice to see you. The regulars?
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Or failing that, get drunk by IV drip
Or a Passion Pop Enema
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Absolutely. Much appreciated.
And how are you this evening?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
LAM, Icey's a free spirit. We've long ago given up trying to keep track of his comings and goings. We're just happy when he choses to hang out with us.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Passion Pop Enema??? Oh I am feeling daring. What the f*** is that?
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
Passion Pop is cheap sparkling wine that tastes like Soda. gross soda. crab juice even. High-Schoolers love it because it costs about $3 a bottle and you can have races to see who can get the cork off first or fire the corks at pigeons. and one bottle will get the average 15 year old drunk enough to try and make out with her girlfriends.
My old housemates used them for the more disturbing purposes mentioned earlier. also Coffee, champagne, dissolved drugs....you name it.
A lot of people "botty Boot" there drugs because the effects occur much faster due to the expanse of blood cells in the "botty"...ie they're absorbed withing minutes as opposed to half an hour-hour
Different strokes eh?
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
See? I am full of Charming Secrets Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It just goes to show, you learn something new and disturbing everyday.
Posted by Arachne on :
Hot chocolate with cherry brandy, please.
[Goes over to the fireplace to mope.]
I hate colds. Posted by legionadventureman on :
I've heard of people being stoned and/or affected by Ecstacy - thats a disturbing thought... Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Wow, just way too much information. But informative nonetheless. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
But don't get me wrong. I'm not being judgmental. But bums and bottles, that's just wrong. Okay, I'm being a little judgmental. Posted by legionadventureman on :
thats not the sort of ecstasy i'd want to experience, either...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Hot chocolate with cherry brandy, please.
[Goes over to the fireplace to mope.]
I hate colds.
I love the way you can tune out everything else, Arachne. Here's a beaker of hot chocolate with cherry brandy.
Posted by Arachne on :
Thanks. Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Babette: Oh, Abin honey. Here's your three-fer of Joe n' Johnnie. Sorry, I'd like to unbutton my uniform a little more for a working man like you, but that mean old Semi Transparent Fellow. He has a no nipple policy. What a poop!!!
Hey! Don't be tempting Gramps like that!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Joe-Boy: See? I am full of Charming Secrets
How do they account for the variable bioabsorption rate due to the inconsistent nature of that route of administration.
From my understanding, that route of administration is not favoured by the medical community for that reason. Ie if there's stuff in there absorption is slow, if not its fast and overdose can occur.
Posted by Babette on :
Oh just you wait honey. Every Day Girl, once those lady things start happening to you, you won't know which way is up.
[ October 13, 2005, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: Babette ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Tamper Lad, you're just full of too much information as well.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ummmm... Mr. Semi, did you let Tamper Lad reprogram the serving androids? Cause Babette is acting a little strange...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I present only the unfiltered truth. Silly young people.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I better behave myself - can i have a Shirley Temple?
Posted by Tempest on :
I missed Abin, I've been wanting to see him all week...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*Joins Arachne at fire-place.*
I forgot about your hot chocolate/cherry brande specialty drink! I never did try it…
Hope you feel better though.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: I better behave myself - can i have a Shirley Temple?
Watch it! Tou gotta drive, pal.
I'd like a gallon-sized Rum and Coke, hold the coke. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sure Kent. Miner's not here, so just go over to his drinking station and we'll hook you up.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
OK... but I wasn't expecting an IV this early in the eve... but thanks!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
That's SHAKES - we always try to accomodate our valued patrons' special needs.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I'll take a "special needs accomodation" -- make it a double.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
One double libido inhibitor coming right up --- (just so you can walk around in your spandex without getting arrested.)
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Getting arrested is bad?
Posted by Arachne on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hope you feel better though.
Much better than yesterday. Thanks. Posted by disaster boy on :
i need a drinky drink.
long week.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Me too, please. It's been a long year.
Posted by dedman on :
i just like to get drunk Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That's always good too. Drunkenness for drunkenness' sake (or sake, if you prefer Japanese beverages).
Posted by dedman on :
COMPAI!!!!! (sp?)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Dedman, you are a hedonist - and what can I say? - the poster boy for SHAKES.
Posted by disaster boy on :
COMPA!!!!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What he said.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Something strong here please...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: Something strong here please...
Well, here I am. Now what would you like to drink?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Oh. You'll do just fine...
Water... please. I'm suddenly very hot. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Here's a tall cool glass of Appollonaris sparking water. Notice how the condensation beads on the outside of the glass and runs down your wrist.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ohhhh... tingly.. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Kind of matches the beads of sweat on your brow. You should loosen that tie.
[ October 15, 2005, 08:55 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Will do...
Ahhh, that's much better.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Now that you've cooled off, here's a tall gin and tonic. By the way, the pool's still open and in the cabana, we have a stellar collection of swim thongs.
[ October 15, 2005, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
You gonna join me for a dip?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Why not, there's not much business tonight. Let me slip out of my tight black trousers, and open-to-the-navel white silk armani shirt and maroon paisley vest. I think I brought my swim thong. Ah yes, here it is.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm seldom seen in a thong 'cause I'm still a little shy about the martini glass tatoo on my left cheek.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Heh!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
"Heh!" That reminds me of my favorite line in a movie. "Oops"
That's what Will Smith said in Independence Day when he accidentally put the alien space ship into reverse. Jeff Goldblum did the perfect Jewish mother in response: "Oops, what do you mean oops." I love that movie.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I remember that... It was very funny.
If I said OOPS right now, I might give the wrong impression though... (or maybe the right impression)
So I will just stick with my safe little "heh"
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Swim time!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
<SPLASH!>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You stole my line!!!! Posted by Mattropolis on :
Don't get mad... get even!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Alright - oops. What's this I'm holding in my right hand. Could it be Matt's swim thong?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Heh! Whatever will I do now?
<Takes a nice big gulp from his drink>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Depends if the bar is empty or not. If it's empty, you can just stroll on in and get your clothes. If it's full, you might have to think about that. By the way, I also locked up all the towels. Posted by Mattropolis on :
IM not going anywhere for a little while anyways!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
As the sun sets over Legion World, the early evening's balmy tempreatures drop. Wow -- it looks like snow :eek"
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Sigh...
I knew I should have brought that extra parka...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
It's alright, Matty - here, dry yourself off before you catch a cold. [Hands Mattropolis a bar napkin}
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Heh! What am I supposed to dry off with this?????
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, I have a couple of extras if you want. Posted by Mattropolis on :
Just wait til I get my hands on you! You will pay!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Pay? Silly Matt. You know everything's free at SHAKES.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Heh!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Heh! again! How am I supposed to respond to "Heh"? Didn't your mother ever teach you about being a good conversationalist? How are you ever going to find a nice girl to settle down with it you can't carry on a decent conversation? Posted by Mattropolis on :
Oh but I don't wanna settle down. I like being the oat sowing one...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Fine then. Go find an agrarian grunting commune. But see if they have thong parties. I doubt it.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I have to admit. Thong parties are fun!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
In fact, every Saturday in October and November should be "Thong Saturday" at SHAKES.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'll be there. With bells on!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Now I wanna dance! And get drunk and smoke cigars and flirt shamelessly. I guess I'll have to go to Shameless Hussies for all that, though...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
It sure looks like everyone is at Shameless Hussies. Isn't Saturday their "Crotch 'n Cleavage" night. Show either and get in free.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: In fact, every Saturday in October and November should be "Thong Saturday" at SHAKES.
Ohmygod, Mr. Semi, if Saturday's are the only days people are allowed to wear thongs at SHAKES, what am I supposed to do the rest of the week? I don't own any "Grannie Panties." In fact, I don't think Gram owns any "Grannie Panties" either.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: In fact, every Saturday in October and November should be "Thong Saturday" at SHAKES.
Ohmygod, Mr. Semi, if Saturday's are the only days people are allowed to wear thongs at SHAKES, what am I supposed to do the rest of the week? I don't own any "Grannie Panties." In fact, I don't think Gram owns any "Grannie Panties" either.
Your Gram is Pagan Lass, right? I wouldn't expect a table dancer to own Grannie Panties. But you young lady better keep you Osh Kosh's on at SHAKES.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: In fact, every Saturday in October and November should be "Thong Saturday" at SHAKES.
Ohmygod, Mr. Semi, if Saturday's are the only days people are allowed to wear thongs at SHAKES, what am I supposed to do the rest of the week? I don't own any "Grannie Panties." In fact, I don't think Gram owns any "Grannie Panties" either.
Your Gram is Pagan Lass, right? I wouldn't expect a table dancer to own Grannie Panties. But you young lady better keep you Osh Kosh's on at SHAKES.
Ohmygod, that is so unfair, Mr. Semi! You don't make Joe-Boy or Icey keep their "Osh Kosh's" on and they're no older than I am!
You're just an old SEXIST!, Just like Gramps...
Posted by Tempest on :
But if you show your boobies, you get beads!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I don't plan on showing anything, I just get sick of the rules being different for me just cause I'm a girl...
And I'm getting kinda disapointed, cause Gramps told me Mr. Semi was different, that he could look past things like that.
Posted by Tempest on :
Have you seen your breasts, no one is going to be able to look past thoses, you just need to learn to use your sexuality for personal benefits.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, that's just as bad as when Gramps and Mr. Semi say that the rules are different for me cause I'm female.
I just want to be accepted for being ME! Not because I have Boobs, or cause I'm cute, or because of who Gram and Gramps are...
Why can't I just be me?
Posted by Tempest on :
When you become a woman, and learn that men are beneath you, you'll understand.
Well, I could have phrased that better.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, "When you become a woman"? What is that, something that magically happens when I turn 18? I'm pretty much, as much of a woman as I'll ever be, right damm now, thank you.
And I don't want men to be beneath me (or above me for that matter) I just want to be treated the same as anyone else is around here...
Posted by Tempest on :
Oh, then you need be cat.
[ October 16, 2005, 06:48 PM: Message edited by: Tempest ]
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Meow**
Now what's that supposed to mean?
**Meow**
Posted by Tempest on :
It means cats get great respect mileage.
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Meow**
You better not be pulling my tail...
**Meow**
Posted by Tempest on :
Why would I do that, doesn't it hurt?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, don't let the furbag get you going Tempest, he's just being difficult, as usual...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Everyday Girl - you're how old? 12 at best. Now don't go complaining that we treat you different becasue you're female. That's just bull. We treat you like the child you are. Now get out of here, before I ask your Gramps to ground you.
Posted by Pagan Lass on :
Semi, She's 17 and will turn 18 in December.
And I gaurentee she can take care of herself. But just in case Nobody and No One are always with her.
Posted by Tempest on :
What happened No Where and Nothing?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: I'm pretty much, as much of a woman as I'll ever be, right damm now, thank you.
True Dat.
Don't let it get to you, EG. Semi's just got to think about what's best for the bar.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Okay, I'll let him live... This Time...
Want a Three-Fer, Miner? I'm Gonna have a Virgin Purple Hooter, cause I love watching Semi's face when I order drinks like that. Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It does liven things up a bit.
A three-fer sounds great right now. 'Course, it always does.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, A Three-Fer of Virgin Purple Hooters just sounds silly.
[ October 16, 2005, 08:33 PM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It sounds.....contradictory, somehow.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Heh
Posted by Tempest on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod, A Three-Fer of Virgin Purple Hooters just sounds silly.
Sounds like last week at Lou's.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Where's Lou's
Posted by Tempest on :
I don't know, but I miss him.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod, A Three-Fer of Virgin Purple Hooters just sounds silly.
Virgin Purple Hooters - sounds like you got into a training bra snapping contest.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod, A Three-Fer of Virgin Purple Hooters just sounds silly.
Virgin Purple Hooters - sounds like you got into a training bra snapping contest.
The pics are already on eBay.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Semi
A quick nightcap please.
Rassin Frassin, all day on a train..........one hour meetings..............mumble mumble mumbel .......cant HQ come to us for a change......
Can I have that over here in the Grumpy Old Man Corner please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
What would you like, Faraway? Something soothing?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ill have a shot please. Just make it something strong.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Whiskey - in a manly glass.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Perfect.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The usual, please.
It's good to know that there are some things in this world you can count on--SHAKES, f'rinstance. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
But what's the usual? Tell me and I'll store it in my database.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Scotch, please. I rarely order anything else. With occasional exceptions, my idea of a mixed drink is Scotch and water!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
OK, a Laphrohaig single malt for you, Rockhopper. Rocks?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sounds lovely. No ice, thanks.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Up it is. And by the way Rockhopper - you really did enjoy American Gods?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Actually, yes I did. If nothing else than for Anubis and Thoth running a funeral home (that was funny).
And I don't think you're a schnook, Semi, it just fit the rhyme and the limerick.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, I'm not a huge Neil Gaiman fan, other than the fact that Dark City is on of my favorite movies. It fits into that handful of movies that I can watch over and over again - like Wizard of Oz, Day the Earth Stood Still, Parent Trap, Fanny, Dragonslayer, Starship Troopers, Rebecca, Cabaret, and a few others that slip my mind right now.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
bleh...Rebecca.
American Gods was fantastic. and to hell with anyone who says otherwise.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
and Dragonslayer 2 wasnt. neither was Starship Troopers 2.
Posted by Tempest on :
I felt like a lesbo watching Starship Troopers, so many boobies, oddly enough, mine looked best wet.
Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
I love Neil Gaiman!
Of course, I love Semi too, just for different reasons, so even if Neil's not one of his favorites, let's please not send him to hell for it, okay? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Thanks KPc. It'd be awful if I had to go to hell for not liking Neil Gaiman's American Gods - or even worse --- make me read it again.
[ October 18, 2005, 08:53 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
Posted by not Kid Prime on :
MMMMMM... FRAC... RAT.... DENO.... NUM... MMMMM Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Evening Barkeep. A pint of your finest ale when you have a moment.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sure thing Faraway. Do you understand what Kid Protty is saying?
Posted by STU on :
I'd like the strongest liquor you have, in the largest vessel... and keep 'em coming!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by not Kid Prime: MMMMMM... FRAC... RAT.... DENO.... NUM... MMMMM
The "Limericks" thread is over in Spaceopoly.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Tempest: I felt like a lesbo watching Starship Troopers, so many boobies, oddly enough, mine looked best wet.
I felt abit like a Lesbo aswell. but Dinah Meyer was hot. I wish they hadn't cancelled "Birds of Prey". She made a hot Batgirl. oh well...at least I have Saw 2 to look forward to.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ill have what STU is having, please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
A strong liquor - 180 proof rum - will that do?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'll have whichever Scotch is nearest at hand, please. Up if it's a really good one, with water if it's a lesser blend. Thank you.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
See?!? I told you.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
You told who what?
Posted by Tempest on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: I'll have whichever Scotch is nearest at hand, please. Up if it's a really good one, with water if it's a lesser blend. Thank you.
(grabs purse and pulls out tape and a bottle water)
I have know idea what your going to do with this but, here ya go, Rocky.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
Rum makes me projectile vomit...its a couple of pages back
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I know the feeling, but its called tequila. Salt and lemon, eh?
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
An Adolescence in Tijauna helped me get used to Tequila and Mescal. I frighten people with my Tequila drinking ailities. But I refuse to drink white (clear) tequila. thats just sacriledge.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
Me am Bizarro! Me Fail English?!? thats umpossible!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by not Kid Prime: MMMMMM... FRAC... RAT.... DENO.... NUM... MMMMM
Ohmygod, I think he's saying that he was never Lightning Lad.
But he was Live Wire... Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: I know the feeling, but its called tequila. Salt and lemon, eh?
You said 'eh'!! Tee hee!!
The Canadian gene strikes again. Mwahaha~
Oh, and Semi? Could I have a rum and coke. Gotta keep it light today -- midterm. ><
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Let's wear lumberjack shirts, use maple syrup and watch hockey, eh?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
It's been posted before, but bears repeating. Now everyone sing along - or I'll charge for your next drink.
Lumberjack Song
By Monty Python
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, And have buttered scones for tea.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day.
He cuts down trees, eats his lunch, Goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping, And has buttered scones for tea.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers, I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers, He put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra, I wish I were a girlie, Just like my dear papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, Suspenders and a bra, He wants to be a girlie, Just like his dear papa????
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and works all day.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
But I don't own a lumberjack shirt...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Okay we'll waive the lumberjack thing. You can be a Canadian if you know the words that finish this sentence.
The beginning of the long dash following ten seconds of silence...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
<blank stare>
[ October 19, 2005, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: Mattropolis ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
me too <blank stare>
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Anyway...
I'll have whatever tamper is having...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I think he's having a non-communicative moment. Wouldn't you rather have a drink?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Sure, what do you suggest? I'm open to anything.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
How about a mojito?
[ October 19, 2005, 04:59 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Whats that?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Light rum Lime juice Sugar fresh mint leaves Sparkling water.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Yum! Ill have two!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, you might as well join the three-fer crowd. Here's three of them.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
ok, you twisted my arm.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
All right a rousing chorus of "He's a three-fer and he's okay" (sung to the tune of He's a Lumberjack).
Posted by Mattropolis on :
<sings loudly>
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I hope I didn't drive the crowd away.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hmmm...
He's a three-fer and he's okay. He drinks all night and he drinks all day.
He drinks one down Then two more Then goes to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays he goes drinking And has buttered rum for tea.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
<dances>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Rocky! Sung in your best tenor voice! We need to get you singing at the piano. Mattropolis will accompany your song stylings with his much sought after interpretive dance.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Always glad to sing. I must say, Mattropolis' interpretive dance brought that song to life like nothing else could have !
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Heh
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well it was the famous "Dance of the Three-Fer Veils," orginated by Mattropolis. Many have imitated, but none come close to Mattropolis' version. The most spectacular version involved a whole herd of giraffe and a dozen antelope, but SHAKES just doesn't have the floor space for that.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Don't forget about the wonderful costuming!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
What costuming? You performed in the nude!!!!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I know... Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Except for the three-fer veils, of course. But they were spun from black widow spider silk.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Totallly translucent.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
They can now be found in the Legion World Museum
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
In the natural wonders section.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
All right. Time for me to retire for the night. Sleep well everyone.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Wow! I have yet so much to learn about the wonders of Legion World!
[ October 19, 2005, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Yes you do, grasshopper...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sleep well, Mattropolis. It was a pleasure performing with you.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, the things you learn on this board... **Giggle**
[ October 19, 2005, 08:31 PM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Sure thing Faraway. Do you understand what Kid Protty is saying?
Well, the thing is, after several pints of your delightful ale and a large snifter or two finished off with a couple of fine aged ports, Kid Protty and I understood each other perfectly. In fact between us we were able to figure out the ending of the current Legion Arc, the truth behind the apprent demise of Dream Girl and just where Cramer keeps the keys to the under the counter "good" stuff in her kitchen.
Unfortunately some super villain of space seems to have Zapped me with a mind ray over the last few days as I can no longer remember any of the details.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Pity. Another ale?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Nah, I'll have a Joe n' Johnnie.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Pity. Another ale?
well, as long as one's poured, I guess I might as well have it. Gracias!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
And as my liver has been particularly evil of late let me punish it some more.
Semi a lunchtime libation please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh it's friday, and Faraway, you just have that certain latin flair, so how about a Margarita?
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
That sounds pretty good Semi.
I'll just take it over here to the corner and sit and enjoy the view over the pool.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Go enjoy some conversation with Giant Robotic Lesbian. The engravers are etching a tatoo of Esther Williams on her butt. GRL sure does love her synchro-swim.
[ October 21, 2005, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'll have a shot of something strong please.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I'm going decaf -- have to make up for it by doubling my alcohol intake.
(Divest yourself of any financial interests in the Coca-Cola company, sales are about to plummet on the east coast.)
Posted by Probability Pete on :
I'm off today so I am having vodka and cherry seltzer while waiting for the plumber and contemplating my lot in life. p si podemos
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
All right, I'm pouring. It's against my better judgment to mix vodka and cherry seltzer, but at SHAKES, it's whatever the customer wants (within reason of course).
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, "at SHAKES, it's whatever the customer wants (within reason of course)" in that case I'll have a Red Ranger, Please and Thank You, Mr. Semi!
I'd ask for a Virgin Red Ranger, but it just doesn't sound right.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Everyday Girl, the relevant words here are "within reason." I 've heard you are almost 18, but you seem awfully young for your age. I don't think we should start you down the dreary path to alcoholism -- yet.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, Mr. Semi, did you know that some reserchers think that alcoholism is hereditary?
Well, Gram & Gramps certainly aren't alcoholics, and Uncle Spacey sure wasn't, and Mr. Faraway from that alternate reality (who claims to be my real Daddy) I don't think is.
Now that Mr. Hrun (Who also claims to be my real Daddy) I'm not so sure about...
And we haven't even talked about Mr. Vee yet...
Now given all that, don't you think I need a drink?
Posted by Arachne on :
What goes good with school?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Everyday, with those sort of paternity problems, you don't need a drink - you need a space lawyer.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: What goes good with school?
Recess?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
i needa drink... willing to be a guinea pig, if our host is feeling creative.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Let's make you a little something with Pim's and Gin, a splash of tonic and a dash of Rose's Lime. We'll call it "The Bard's Revenge." (Hopefully STU will add this one to the drink archive.
The Bard's Revenge
1 oz gin 2 oz pims Splash of tonic water Rose's Lime to taste.
Serve this baby in a tall skinny glass over ice.
Posted by Caliente on :
I'll take a birthday celebratory drink!! Surprise me please, Semi...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
OK, you're getting Bud Lite.
Surprise.
(I kid, I kid. Your bartender will be along in a moment, I'm sure.)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Caliente - for your birthday, something simple but celebratory. Roderer Cristal champagne. (And a tissue to wipe the bubbles from your cheeks).
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Let's make you a little something with Pim's and Gin, a splash of tonic and a dash of Rose's Lime. We'll call it "The Bard's Revenge." (Hopefully STU will add this one to the drink archive.
The Bard's Revenge
1 oz gin 2 oz pims Splash of tonic water Rose's Lime to taste.
Serve this baby in a tall skinny glass over ice.
sounds good. thanks, amigo!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You realize Kent, that you've now entered the ranks of LW'ers with drinks named after them.
Posted by STU on :
My goodness, I am feeling so frightfully parched today. What manner of libations does this drinking parlour serve? Perhaps something favoured by Queen Victoria?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
STUey!!! Do you think you could put "The Bard's Revenge" in your archive of SHAKES' drinks? Something Victorian -I'd think a sweet sherry like a Harvey's Bristol Cream.
Posted by STU on :
Harvey's Bristol Cream? Dear me, that sounds fearfully brazen.
Perhaps some bitters steeped in tonic water?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
No, you're getting sherry. You asked for something Victorian. Just try it. I swear you're getting just as finnicky as Duncan.
Posted by STU on :
Perhaps so.
Won't somebody please groom my beautiful, flowing locks?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'd be delighted to, STU, if you don't mind a newbie doing so. Hair feels so interesting. I'm sure you mammals take it for granted, but then I suppose I do the same with feathers. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
STU, thanks for adding "The Bard's Revenge" to page 3 of STU's Surreal Estate.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Hi Mr. Semi! Since we're talking about Drinks named after LWers, I just remembered, Mr. Vee named a drink after me! May I have an Everyday Girl, Please?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I don't remember that. How does one make an Everyday Girl?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, first you get her phone number....
Posted by Probability Pete on :
...and then you lose it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Then you desperately try to retrace your steps in order to find it.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, you guys are so silly.
An Everyday Girl is a Chocolate Egg Cream with Whipped Cream and a Cherry. Oops, better make that a small one; a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips and all that junk. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
It sounds gross, Everyday Girl, but I'll make one for you. You sure you wouldn't prefer a Diet Rite soda. By the way, are you going to try out for the ladies' synchro swim team? They're practising in the pool right now.
[ October 28, 2005, 10:41 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I thought about giving that Syncromesh Swimming junk a try but Miss GRL kept asking me to oil her gears fo her, so I never did make it into the pool.
Ummm... Mr. Semi, Maybe I got the reciepe wrong... Could I just have a Diet Coke w/Lemon, Pretty Please?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sure, the diet coke's better. It'll keep you trim. Now just ignore GRL and dive in the pool.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, She's kind of hard to ignore, 'specially when she vibrates like that...
I think I'll just watch, if you don't mind Mr. Semi.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, suit yourself. But remember, GRL doesn't go in the water, so she won't bother you there.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Has anyone taken GRL's vitals lately? She hasn't done much but lie beside the pool for the past year or so...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I think she pining. But for what?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
She's pining for the fjords.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Thought so. She must be a Norweigan lesbian.
Posted by STU on :
I really have had one drink too many!
And I think my typing would be more replete with errors except I am being *so* careful to read it over...
One more drink for the road and then I must be off!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I hope that "off" meant to bed.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
When no ones around, GRL and I play intense games of monopoly. She always wins! I once offered to make it strip monopoly and I could swear she thought about it. Or maybe she just thought about bashing me over the head with the monopoly board.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I just heard her say "OILCAN!"
I wonder what that means...
Posted by STU on :
What's the best cure for a hangover? A little hair of the dog that bit me?
Well, hair of dog it is, then! And keep 'em coming!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
We've had a river put in behind SHAKES. So we'll be having refreshments with riparian entertainment.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
STU, wherever you are, here's your Bard's Revenge.
Posted by STU on :
*chug*
Thanks!
Since it's almost November and getting cooler, I think I'll get a fire going and warm up with a nice Fearless Leader.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
And here's a fearless leader, for LW's much beloved former leader.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hi! is Icefire tending bar today?
Posted by STU on :
Whiskey for my men!* Beer for my horses.
*And me.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
More whishkeeeey here, pleashzze.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Beer here.
Not the stuff you're giving the horses, though.
Posted by STU on :
I'll have whatever microbrew you've got on tap.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm in the mood for something sweet...
Posted by Caliente on :
Get a Purple Hooter!! Those're sweet.
Me -- I'll take a Bloody Mary. That's a good breakfast drink... Posted by Joe-Boy on :
It does have Celery... so its kinda food. I guess Posted by Tamper Lad on :
And it's tomato-based. So it's more nutritious than the vodka and grape kool-aid I've been having.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Vodka and grape kool-aid? Catching the next comet outta here, Tamper?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hi gang,
I feel like something different tonight. Could I have a vodka martini please, extra olives.
Thanks.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Ello, ello...I'll have an Icefire special, straight up...or going down... Posted by STU on :
I'd like a Three-Mile-Island Iced Tea, please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Guys, I'm going to take an extended break from LW. I do this periodically, so SHAKES is on self-serve until (or if) I return. Please clean up after yourselves. I just hate a messy place.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Live long...and prosper, Mr. Semi
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Be well, Semi.
Hope to see you back here refreshed and in good spirits.
Posted by STU on :
Here's a toast to Semi! (With, appropriately enough, a Fellows Martini.)
See you around, noble Fellow...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
We'll make sure the place is just as you left it when you come back.
Posted by Vee on :
I'll keep the welcoming fire burning in the fireplace awaiting your return, SemiSweets.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
Urrrrghhhhh...Do you guys sell hangover cures aswell as booze? Im not feeling to good. Posted by Arachne on :
Have fun, Semi!
I thought Shakes alcohol wasn't supposed to give you hangovers.
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
it doesnt unless one drinks like a Giant Robotic Lesbian when one isnt, infact, a Giant robotic lesbian.
Posted by STU on :
Ten rounds of Jose Cuervo for everyone... on me!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, come back soon Mr Semi! Like who's gonna keep me sober and stuff while you're gone? And it's no fun sneaking in just to annoy you if you're not here to be annoyed. Posted by legionadventureman on :
Don't worry, Ev-Girl, so long as you keep chugging away at the odd brewski, i'll make sure you remain completely sober Posted by Caliente on :
G'luck Semi. Hope to see you soon.
<toasts him despite being late>
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
Chin Chin!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
"Chin Chin" ? - is this the long lost fat sister of that character from "Thunderbirds"? Posted by legionadventureman on :
Oh well, who will join me for a refreshing wine tasting?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sounds lovely, LAM.
BTW, I think I just saw our favourite silver-thonged assistant bartender lurking about somewhere.
Posted by STU on :
Hey!
I didn't realize there were people in SHAKES... I wouldn't have been running around in that silver thong had I known... :blush:
Posted by legionadventureman on :
You can wear anything in SHAKES...depending on how good one's imagination is Posted by STU on :
[STU makes himself a nice, hot spiced cider and retires by the fireside to read]
Posted by Arachne on :
[Arachne plots ways to steal STU's cider but decides it's less work to make another cup for herself.]
Posted by STU on :
[STU considers offering some extra cider to Arachne, but by the time he realizes she had wanted some cider, she's already started making another cup for herself]
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
[Prepares fresh mugs of hot mulled cider for Mr. STU and Miss Arachne]
Ohmygod, I thought you guys might like some more cider.
Posted by STU on :
*CHUG*
...
Ooh, I feel kind of funny... what did you put in that cider, anyway??
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I didn't put anything in your cider, except the cinnamon stick to mull it.
Honest! **Blinks Back Tears** Honest!
**Sniff** I just thought you'd like some more cider. **Sniff**
Are you okay? Please be OKAY...
**SOB**
Posted by Zombie Space Ranger on :
<Rolls Over In Grave>
Posted by dedman on :
Egads!!! I see ded people!!!!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Oh - its a self-service bar (needs a feigning innocence icon inserted) ...look at all the nice bottles...The one that says "Budweiser" looks very interesting...mmmm Posted by STU on :
What sorts of drinks are associated with Thanksgiving?
Whatever they are, I'll have three of each of them, please.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: What sorts of drinks are associated with Thanksgiving?
Whatever they are, I'll have three of each of them, please.
Well, that depends.
It could be cider ("soft" or hard), which is a very traditional autumn drink.
Egg nog is traditional for Thanksgiving for many people. I would recommend it with a nice dark rum.
A full-bodied white wine goes well with turkey. One year, I served mead with Thanksgiving dinner and that worked beautifully.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: What sorts of drinks are associated with Thanksgiving?
Whatever they are, I'll have three of each of them, please.
Ohmygod, Mr. STU, Mr. Rockhopper is right!
Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink.
So here are three of them. One for the right hand, one for the left hand, and one poured over your head for scaring the crap out of me by pretending to be sick from that cider I served you.
Maybe Mr. Cobalt was right. Maybe you aren't the biggest Icon on Legion World.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: What sorts of drinks are associated with Thanksgiving?
Beer.
Well, it was at my family's Thanksgivings, anyway.
Posted by Arachne on :
I've served port at Christmas (with roast beef), but I can't think of anything special for Thanksgiving.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I've always liked a nice off-dry riesling or gewurztraminer with my turkey. I remember drinking an entire bottle with the turkey I made one lonely Thanksgiving.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I didn't realize that Evil Geniuses celebrated Thanksgiving.
It just doesn't seem right, somehow.
I mean if an evil genius is giving thanks for something, doesn't that automaticly mean something bad happened to someone else?
What else would an evil genius be thankful for?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Supergirl Robots?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
This year the theme we give thanks for pumpkin pie.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Pumpkin Pie served by Supergirl Robots?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
There's only one place on Legion World to celebrate the various Milestone's in your posting life.
This is my 4000th post on Legion World.
So I'd like to take this oportunity thank all you wonderful people for putting up with me for so long.
Posted by Vee on :
Grats on the milestone Abin! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Huzzah!
So that means he's buying, right?
Posted by Arachne on :
Click Here For A SpoilerVi's back!!
Opal Nera for everyone!
[ December 01, 2005, 08:30 AM: Message edited by: Arachne ]
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Mr. Quank's occasional auto responses have given me a belly laugh or two...so much so that I would be glad to pour him a glass of whatever brew he fancies Posted by Arachne on :
Hmm, all hell's going to break loose when Abin Quank finds out about this.
We better make arrangements to protect the alcohol.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Methinks, Arachne, that Ev-Girl is really a 40-year old female midget... Posted by Arachne on :
[sigh] And when Everyday Girl reads that things are really gonna hit the fan. Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hey, a bit of controversy can be fun and liven things a little - if taken in the proper spirit (i.e. I was joking!!!!)
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, Mr LAM, why would you even like joke like that. I'm not a Miget, I'm 5 Foot and 1/4 inches tall. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Maybe Mr. Cobalt was right.
You read it here first!
I knew she'd see the light! Her crush on me is only growing more each day...
Posted by Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Maybe Mr. Cobalt was right.
You read it here first!
I knew she'd see the light! Her crush on me is only growing more each day...
And that's a good thing how? Posted by Vee on :
Well, it's time to get SHAKES all decorated for Christmas. Seeing as how Semi is here to do this, it looks like its up to me to get it done.
Anyone care to help, I'm not very good at deciding on decorations. Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod, Mr LAM, why would you even like joke like that. I'm not a Miget, I'm 5 Foot and 1/4 inches tall.
Awww...and you still look cute as a button, hon!
Posted by Arachne on :
Make sure you get LED lights, Vee. Even Legionworld has to save electricity. ('Sides, they look cool.)
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Or the kind that switch on and off when you clap hands "genie" like...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Maybe Mr. Cobalt was right.
You read it here first!
I knew she'd see the light! Her crush on me is only growing more each day...
And that's a good thing how?
Ohmygod, Mr. Vee, you know you'll always be one of the "special people" in my life, you big cuddly Smoothie. Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod, Mr LAM, why would you even like joke like that. I'm not a Miget, I'm 5 Foot and 1/4 inches tall.
Awww...and you still look cute as a button, hon!
Ohmygod, you're such a big Sweetie Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee: Well, it's time to get SHAKES all decorated for Christmas. Seeing as how Semi is here to do this, it looks like its up to me to get it done.
Anyone care to help, I'm not very good at deciding on decorations.
Ohmygod, you know I'll help. Where does Mr. Semi Translucent Person keep the decorations?
And where are the stepladders?
There's just like gotta be more mistletoe than this...
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Do Christmas trees and stuff like that exist on Legion World...or do we just do the holographic image thing? Maybe step-ladders are a thing of the past when all of us have access to flight-thingies of one sort or another...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, quit being philisophical and get over here.
I need some help stringing these lights!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Great Kortoros - how big did you say this tree was? Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I think Mr. Smootie said it was 20 foot tall! Sure seems like it. And it's almost 20 feet across at the base, so there's plenty of room under it for PRESENTS!
I wonder if Legion World does a "Secret Santa Thingie" or if we just buy for everybody (and get presents from everybody!)
I like the everybody idea, after all Gramps will be paying...
Posted by Vee on :
Wow! You guys have done a great job getting up most of the decorations. I still need to do the area in front of the fireplace and we really need to do something out by the pool. (Don't want GRL to feel left out!) Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee: Wow! You guys have done a great job getting up most of the decorations. I still need to do the area in front of the fireplace and we really need to do something out by the pool. (Don't want GRL to feel left out!)
Where is Giant Robotic Lesbian these days - she sounds like an interesting gal!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
It's the Friday before the Friday before Christmas - take off from work at lunch and spend the rest of the day at SHAKES.
Posted by VRhinolent on :
Sounds like a great plan to me Posted by Arachne on :
Ah, it's nice to be able to sit back and enjoy the snow. Both on the screen and out the window. Posted by Arachne on :
The weekend. When a girl has Shakes pretty much to herself.
[Curls up with The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by the fire]
[And a fresh bottle of Opal Nera, of course.]
Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
Hi Arachne, I heard the movie "Narnia" is being shown in Australia atm, should be as interesting as "Lord of the Rings"
Posted by Arachne on :
Sounds like it. I hope I get a chance to see it soon.
Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
I hate movies supposedly based on books or comic books that screw around with basic details such as the original Superman movies and the sole Supergirl "fiasco" (people might call that movie an over-acted "clunker" - but I really liked it!)
Posted by LARDRHINO on :
Hey, the decorations here ROCK!
Is...is that Dormant Damsel playing Mary in the nativity scene?
Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
Or have I stumbled in on a Legion World festive season costume party? Posted by LARDRHINO on :
Guess I shouldn't have dressed up as a drunk-up man-whore, then---VERY inappropriate! Posted by Cobalt Rhino on :
Welcome to SHAKES Lardy...now have a beer or twelve!
Posted by LARDRHINO on :
Yeah! Musta stumbled into that Cramer place accidentally! Liquor me UP!
Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
If its okay with you, Cobie, i'll just help myself...
Posted by LARDRHINO on :
Yeesh! Guess Cobalt just did a drive-by on us! Oh well, more liquor barkeep...just give me a bottle of Jack.
Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
...Daniel's? Are we all out of beer?
[ December 22, 2005, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: legionadventureRhino ]
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Ah what the heck, hit me with a cold Coors!
Posted by Pagan Lass on :
<Resists Temptation>
I'll have a hot mulled cider...
And a quiet seat by the fireplace.
Posted by Hey you on :
Tis the Yuletide season! Methinks its time for a large bottle of Bailey's, a pot of coffee and a large mug.
Posted by STU on :
Same for me, except make the pot of coffee an empty pot -- and fill it with extra Bailey's...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Hmmm... Time to put the Puppy box down at the end of the bar...
Posted by STU on :
What's a lady gotta do to get a drink around here?
[bats eyelashes]
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Yowl**
It's in the puppy dish at the end of the bar...
**Yowl**
Posted by STU on :
Oh, it's you again!
C'mere, you adorable lil' pussy cat...!
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Yowl**
I'm Gone...
**Yowl**
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Cats are such timid creatures Posted by STU on :
[STU relaxes at the bar with a whiskey on the rocks]
Posted by Kent of Shakespeare on :
whiskey sounds pretty damn good right now... naw, better yet - a single malt Scotch.
Posted by STU on :
Everything is bigger and better here!
Our Scotches are quintuple malted for your drinking pleasure...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Apparently, the scotches arent the only thing around here that has been quintupled...
Right, STU-Barbie? Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Happy New Year you rebellious colonists you.
Here's a large drink to life,liberty and happiness
For everyone in Shakes Bar now,the drinks are on us Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
bottoms up!
Posted by Arachne on :
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I think I'll have a few quick ones then go see what Pagan has planned for the evening...
Heh-Heh...
Posted by Arachne on :
At least somebody has plans. :7
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mine were disappointing, so don't feel bad.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
So were mine - I got a headache even before I sipped my first champagne! Posted by legionadventureman on :
Barkeep - An Irish coffee with extra cream
Posted by Arachne on :
I'll have brandy, and keep that coffee away from me!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
To each his/her own, Arachne...This dude needs his caffeine fix... Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Tall ones for everybody, gang. Semi's back in town!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
This was my next stop after pontificating in the Anywhere Machine. You just beat me to it. But thanks for the welcome Miner. How are you?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Welcome back, Semi!
We've missed you!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Rockhopper, you must be parched. Let me make you a tall cool mojito.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sounds lovely. Thank you. And a toast to our wonderful host!
Posted by Arachne on :
Welcome back, Semi. I'm sorry I had to leave last night without saying hi.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Semi! Old buddy! Great to see ya!
How are ya! And how's my pal Duncan?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Self-serve is okay, but it's good to see the bartender back. Posted by KryptonKid on :
No one makes a Bgtzlian Blue like you do!
Posted by Vee on :
Welcome back SemiSweets!
Hope I didn't mess things up too much in the stock room while you were gone. Care to go back there and check things over with me? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Thanks for the welcome back. A round of Eruptus cocktails for everyone in the house. You ask, what is an Eruptus cocktail? Well obviously, it's named after Mt. Eruptus, Legion Word's signature volcano, which you can view in all it's glory from SHAKES triple glazed picture window. However, the ingredients will remain a secret for now. I can assure you though, that a triplet of these cocktails will knock you on your superhero ass. Enjoy! And as always, the residual Emerald Empress energy protecting SHAKES will see you home safely if you cannot fly there under your own power without crashing into buildings on the way.
Vee, I did check the stock room, and it looks just fine. But I'm going to be in your neck of the woods (Gulf coast of Florida) in May for a convention, so perhaps you could give me a tour of Varalent's Villa then.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
These Eruptus cocktails arent likely to make people do outrageously naughty things, are they? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Not while at SHAKES - the Empress's energy protects us from too much naughtiness. However, once outside SHAKES, someone under the influence of too many Eruptus cocktails might just find him or herself inexpicably drawn to Shameless Hussies Bar down the avenue.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Errr...Maybe an Irish coffee, then, Semi (good to see you back, dude!) - I'm only a "shameless hussy" in training... Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No doubt you're training at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology. Posted by legionadventureman on :
Oh yeah and having a secret fling with Waylon Smithers... Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
mmmm.... grqat Eruptus! thanks, Semi!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Great Irish coffee, Semi, me foine bucko
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I think SHAKES needs a face-lift. Any suggestions? The only thing I won't change are the triple-marine-varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors. The pool deck is also up for a renovation now that GRL has moved her rusty butt elsewhere.
I was also thinking of a SHAMELESS HUSSIES night once a week - why should that other bar have all the fun.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I was also thinking of a SHAMELESS HUSSIES night once a week - why should that other bar have all the fun.
Will dressing up in drag be required, Semi? Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
how about replacing the walls with large aquarium tanks?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Legionadventureman, dressing in drag is not required. But if one feels that mode of self-expression is warranted, who am I to impose a dress code on SHAKES?
I like the idea of an aquarium. It would have to be an interior wall, because natural sunlight would encourage the growth of undesirable algae. Kent, in honor of your sterling suggestion, I appoint you SHAKES official aquarium advisor (and cleaner. )
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I can drink like a fish, so that's most appropriate! I accept!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Legionadventureman, dressing in drag is not required. But if one feels that mode of self-expression is warranted, who am I to impose a dress code on SHAKES?
About the drag thing, Semi...Just being facetious - and besides - no way would I ever ever shave my chest (or anything else for that matter) A 40-year old virgin I ain't!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
If you came in a dress showing a hairy chest, you might make Giant Robotic Lesbian swoon.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: If you came in a dress showing a hairy chest, you might make Giant Robotic Lesbian swoon.
Hey - it worked for Freddy Mercury, at one time... but the GRL thing has definitely sworn me off wearing a Donna Karan backless gown...
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I'm in the mood to sing "One More For The Road" right now...What's a good drink to drown my sorrows with?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You bunch of weiners! What? You all on the wagon now. This place has been empty for over a week now. Oh, how hard times have fallen on Legion World. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Y'know, I was just thinking it was time I stopped by SHAKES for a little snort. Surprise me with whatever Scotch is nearest at hand, please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I have an open bottle of Dalmore 12 year old single malt, Hoppy. A double?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Perfect, as always. Thank you.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*hic*
didn’ even realishe no wush around no mores
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I could go for a Dalmore meself, if you please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Cobie, I wish Babette were here to see you. She's out at the shop getting, ...er ... enhancements. She often mentions you.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Kent, neat or rocks?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I think SHAKES needs a face-lift. Any suggestions? The only thing I won't change are the triple-marine-varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors. The pool deck is also up for a renovation now that GRL has moved her rusty butt elsewhere.
I was also thinking of a SHAMELESS HUSSIES night once a week - why should that other bar have all the fun.
In honor of SHAKES reaching 50 pages, we can flash back the place in style 50 years... I envision a Rat Pack sort of Vegas hang-out (with my aquariums, of course).
Posted by Arachne on :
Now I'm in the mood for a cocktail.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I would like a ginger ale, please.
Posted by Arachne on :
Oh, now that's just sad.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Oh, now that's just sad.
I just love wit. Wit aside, what's the matter Miner?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
A little crown royal and club soda for me to start the day. Nothing wrong with a little bourbon at quarter to ten (in the morning)...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Nothing's wrong. Never felt better.
I would just like a crisp, refreshing ginger ale.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hmmm, there's a nefarious wind blowing through Legion World when Miner doesn't even ask for a 3-fer. Well, at least it appears not to have affected Cobalt Kid. Crown Royal coming right up.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: A little crown royal and club soda for me to start the day. Nothing wrong with a little bourbon at quarter to ten (in the morning)...
I make it a strict practice never to drink before noon.
But one of the advantages of our global society is... it's always noontime somewhere!
Posted by Arachne on :
I'll take two glasses of Opal Nera. (Somebody's got to make up for Miner.)
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I want to try something really radical - anybody have any suggestions?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I suggest a double shot of slivovitz.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I could go for a rum and coke... light on the coke, if you please.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
A coke sounds great.
I'll have a Diet Coke, if you don't mind.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Wow Miner is really taking his upcoming appearance in the LMB series Abstinence Comics seriously.
Semi's radical doesn't begin to describe Slivovitz or Slivovica.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
It seems to me that Miner is on a health kick. And if he is, he needs our support - it's hard to stick to it.
Posted by Arachne on :
Diet Coke!? Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Diet Coke!?
there's nothing like an aspertane aftertaste.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Why, yes. A tasty, yet healthy alternative.
In fact, I think I'll have another. With a twist of lime this time.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
In support of Outdoor Miner's quest for a healthier lifestyle, Wednesdays at SHAKES shall henceforth be alcohol free. Just kidding. Drink up, kids. The next 1000 rounds are on me (as usual) Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
AAARRGH!
Whatever happened to the real Miner?!?
In mourning, I shall dedicate myself to three-fers from now on. Farewell, drunken, besotten Miner! You shall not be forgotten.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: AAARRGH!
Whatever happened to the real Miner?!?
In mourning, I shall dedicate myself to three-fers from now on. Farewell, drunken, besotten Miner! You shall not be forgotten.
Maybe he's been bewitched. But that can't be - I haven't seen Avalon sisters around for a while. Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I suggest a double shot of slivovitz.
Slivovitz - vodka??? Ah, what the heck, bottoms up, comrades! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I suggest a double shot of slivovitz.
Slivovitz - vodka??? Ah, what the heck, bottoms up, comrades!
Nope - type it into google and your thirst for knowledge shall be quenched.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Thanks Semi, but Im forgoing google and sticking with Silverale for the time being... Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Farewell, drunken, besotten Miner! You shall not be forgotten.
Uh, thanks, I guess.
Hey, Semi, do you have any of that water that sparkles?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Champagne!?
That's the spirit, pal!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
OM, are you on the wagon? Posted by Arachne on :
Of course, that does mean there's more for the rest of us...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: OM, are you on the wagon?
No, I'm sitting on this stool.
Thanks, Kent, but I think what I was thinking of was "sparkling water".
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: OM, are you on the wagon?
No, I'm sitting on this stool.
Thanks, Kent, but I think what I was thinking of was "sparkling water".
I like you, OM - you're cool! Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Of course, that does mean there's more for the rest of us...
Good point! It's like if the US suddenly gave up oil - worldwide, petrol prices would plummet!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
time for a long overdue drink ....
Posted by legionadventureman on :
To quote from "When Harry Met Sally", I'll have what you're having, Matt Posted by Fat Cramer on :
A decaffeinated, no-alcohol Opal Nera, please. And set a real one up for Arachne when she drops by.
Posted by Arachne on :
My timing's right today. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
After just posting in that other thread about how I came to Legion World, it reminded me of my first night here--when Space Ranger blasted off the triple marine varnished antique saloon doors (I'm *hoping* I said that right ). I'll have a Johnny Walker Black in his honor!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Nice try, Cobie. "Triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors." I remember that night as well. You were so shy. Johnny on the rocks coming right up.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Just a slice of lime for me
Posted by Lad Boy on :
oh yeah, and a liter of Herradura Seleccion Suprema tequila.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You'll be needing a siesta after that Lad Boy.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
SHAKES should have an official drink for the San Diego get-together.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
That's a great idea. Suggestions are welcome.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
How about an "Octagenerians Cocktail"?
Equal Parts: Prune Juice and Creme de Minthe.
Poured over luke-warm ice cubes.
Tastes pretty crappy but it'll keep us old geezers from grunting in the old men's room...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Abin, there's California 50's and there's Rhode Island 50's. One of 'em doesn't need prune juice. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and us 30's aren't ready for 9 pm nitecaps.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Abin, there's California 50's and there's Rhode Island 50's. One of 'em doesn't need prune juice.
Ummm... Okay... But since we're gonna be in California, I figured I'd just go along with the crowd.
Consarned Whiper-Snappers, always trying to get a man riled up... Rassa-Fraasen Kids! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: Rassa-Fraasen Kids!
Now, there's a drink idea.
Semi, what would go into a Rassa-Fraasen Kid? Or a Consarned Whipper-Snapper?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
A Rassa-Frassen Kid sounds like it's got raspberry liquer, club soda, rum and lime.
A consarned whipped-snapper is a whiskey based cocktail with cream and and something sweet - maybe just simple syrup and a maraschino cherry of course.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Make mine a Rassa-Frassen Kidlet - rasberry nectar, club soda and lime - and you've got a sale.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I could go for a Consarned Whipper-Snapper, if you please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Rassa-Frassen Kid(let) and Consarned Whipper-Snapper are not yet official drinks of SHAKES. They've not been test-marketed or even safety-tested. I only apprise you two of this so that you are aware you have agreed to act as guinea pigs for these new concoctions. Are you game?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Let's hit it! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
One Rassa-Frassen Kid for Cramer . (Semi actually makes the grown-up version but it's so sweet, he doesn't think she'll notice.)
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
All these drink names deriding young people. I'll have a Crusty Curmudgeon.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
A Crusty Curmudgeon is not something we get a lot of call for here at SHAKES. It's basically a brandly alexander, but made with clotted cream andfinished with a caramelized sugar crust (like a creme brule). We usually only serve them when the bus of senior citizens on their way to Miami Beach passes through Legion World. Are you sure that's what you want. If you do, Babette will help you to a lounger by the fire and will bring a throw to keep your knees warm.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Isn't the Crusty Curmudgeon also known as "Liquid Angina"?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hello, can someone fix me a drink?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Semi, I accept your disclaimer, and I'm game for a Consarned Whipper-Snapper.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hey Kent - Does "Silly Old Fart" look good to you?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Ah, back in my favorite spot.
Could I get a malted milkshake please?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I hope that's a single malt you're asking for. Otherwise, you're scaring me. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Just spoke to the UP analysts and it appears the economy is going under in a big way. If Outdoor Miner continues to *not* drink, the entire alcohol industry will most likely cause an economic crisis across the UP, the AP and every other planetary system.
This is more serious than we imagined!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm sorry if I'm scaring anyone, but that is just a good ol' fashioned chocolate malted I'm asking for.
Yep, this bug is now booze-free.
Posted by Arachne on :
Still??
Spike it, Semi!
And I'll have that single malt.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
me to, s'il vous plait.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Hey Kent - Does "Silly Old Fart" look good to you?
wasn't that the unfilmed third installment of the "Grumpy Old Men" flicks?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
MIner, kudos to you. I know from personal experience how hard it is to give it up. We'll always have alternatives at SHAKES.
Posted by Bevis on :
How do Semi. Give me somthing simple but tasty. Preferably a bit galm but not too sweet and not pink.
Oh, by the way, I just heard something really interesting. Apparently in the one year gap we just had Tamper Lad was 'changed'. Well, I hear from a reliable source (ie: me) that when he says 'changed' what he means is 'was castrated by midget militant feminist voles with sharp sticks and attack squads riding on giant beetles'. I swear, it's all true. I heard Cobie has photos but he'll deny it because then people will start asking how he got them and that's a whole other story I'll make up... err, reveal at a later date.
But it's all true. But don't tell anyone because it's secret.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
A good old tasty standby is a Negroni. It's the martini glass that makes it glam.
Poor Tamper. I suspect he's going to miss them.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Can I have a rainbow cocktail, please, Semi?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Yes you can have a rainbow cocktail, LAM. How do I make it?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Alrighty - Its one part lemon squash, one part lime and last part raspberry...add some soda and bitters and you have a gay old time after several Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
We have no lemon squash -- would a butternut squash do?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Oops, that's an Aussie reference re lemon squash...I meant lemonade, Semi! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, that changes things doesn't it.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I hope it clarifies things, too Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Hi Mr. Semi! Can I have a Bannana Malted? Pretty Please?
Or one of those like Rainbow Thingies, VIRGIN, of course!
No! Wait! What I'd really like is an Egg Creame! Mr. Vee made me one of those once and it Space-Rawked!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Everyday Girl, welcome. We have a diet coke for you. I understand you're trying out for the cheerleading squad. SHAKES would never want to jeopardize your chances by feeding your lard butt.
Posted by sheer on :
Good evening, sirs and ladies. Please, barkeep, I would like one of these amazing drinks - the ingredients are mentioned at the bottom of this page. They could almost be sentient. Or evil. Or both!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Everyday Girl, welcome. We have a diet coke for you. I understand you're trying out for the cheerleading squad. SHAKES would never want to jeopardize your chances by feeding your lard butt.
OHMYGOD!!!! LARD BUTT!!!!
I like try to be nice and follow the rules you old geezers set down and then you go and call me a LARD BUTT!
I'll have you know I'm the prettiest girl in my class, and I don't have to "try out" for cheerleading cuz I'm the star player on my basketball team, and my soccer team, and I'm an UNDEFEATED Wrestler, Three Pins and Six of Six when the stinky boys on the other teams don't chicken out and... and forfet!
LARD BUTT!
I'm going to the Evil Genius Club!
Mr. Tamper would never call Me a LARD BUTT!
So, Like as Shadow Lass would say, EAT IT, GRANDPA!!!!
[ March 15, 2006, 06:53 AM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by sheer: Good evening, sirs and ladies. Please, barkeep, I would like one of these amazing drinks - the ingredients are mentioned at the bottom of this page. They could almost be sentient. Or evil. Or both!
You live dangerously, Sheer. I bet that's the sort of drink Thora serves her male guests - before she flogs them.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sheer, that drink is pretty close to a Bull Shot.
BULL SHOT
ingredients: • Several dashes Tabasco sauce [optional] • Several dashes Worcestershire sauce • 4 oz. beef consommé or beef bouillion • 1/2 tsp. grated horseradish [optional] • 1 1/2-2 oz. vodka • 1 tsp. lemon juice Pinch celery salt or celery seed [optional]
Mixing instructions: Mix all ingredients with ice cubes in a chilled double Old Fashioned glass. Strain and pour into a shot glass for a BULL SHOT "SHOT".
Posted by Arachne on :
Hmm, not for me.
But now you've got me wanting a bloody mary.
Posted by sheer on :
Hm. The Bull Shot sounds like something that would be a fair cold remedy.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Bull Shot? Sounds like the name of one of those hard-boiled detective gumshoes
Posted by sheer on :
bullshot crummond Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Can you float a prairie oyster in my Bull Shot?
Posted by Arachne on :
LOL Do you really eat them?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Can you float a prairie oyster in my Bull Shot?
No. And for those of you who wonder why - I offer the following:
Basic Prairie Oyster
The idea with this morning-after cocktail is to drink it without breaking the yolk
Dish Details:
INGREDIENTS:
1 whole raw egg 1 dash Worcestershire sauce salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
Pregnant women, infants, the elderly and those with a compromised immune system should not eat raw or partially cooked eggs
PREPARATION:
Carefully crack the egg into a glass without breaking the yolk. Season with sauce, salt and pepper, and down in one.
Need I say more?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Is it any good for those who are lactose intolerant?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
LAM, I'll make you a deal... you get free drinks for life at SHAKES, but you can't ask questions. You must only provide answers. Sound good? Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: LOL Do you really eat them?
I was refering to the hangover remedy that Semi posted the recipe for below.
You might be refereing to the Alberta delicacy of the same name. I've never tried that food. I'm sure to trip out west during the gelding season one year.
I dunno, that particular part of the anatomy has a many nerve fibres running through it, and ain't so good from the BSE transmission potential POV.
[ March 16, 2006, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: LAM, I'll make you a deal... you get free drinks for life at SHAKES, but you can't ask questions. You must only provide answers. Sound good?
Yup.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
OK, Lam, a special Fellows Maritni to start you off. Describe your hobbies.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
I haven't been in here in ages, I feel like I should blow it up for old times sake.
I'm just kidding!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Viv, have a seat. (Secretly slips a whoopee cushion onto Viv's bar stool) Whoa, Viv! A pepto bismol, perhaps?
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Err...
Be lucky I don't stick my finger in my mouth and let you see what I had for dinner!
(walks out)
You won't see me here, again...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Semi, I was just smoking my pipe on the pool deck with Giant Robotic Lesbian and she's positively radiant this morning! I haven't seen her like this since the Legion World Girls Syncro-swimming team went all-galaxy.
(The evil spell-check deity of course prevents me from spelling syncro-swimming right).
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by High Priestess Viviane: Err...
Be lucky I don't stick my finger in my mouth and let you see what I had for dinner!
(walks out)
You won't see me here, again...
I see SHAKES official humor is still in the development phase.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
GRL radiant? What's in your pipe, Cobie?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Maybe GRL is Irish.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
It was a radiant pipeweed strait from Dr. Mayavale himself. It had a lovely aroma. So much so that GRL and me got all giggly and she offered to pour me some champagne.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
GRL is Irish???
Doesn't that make her G.I.R.L.?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
She's all woman Posted by Arachne on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: I was refering to the hangover remedy that Semi posted the recipe for below.
You might be refereing to the Alberta delicacy of the same name. I've never tried that food. I'm sure to trip out west during the gelding season one year.
Yeah, I've never heard of the hangover remedy. (And I don't blame you for not trying the other kind.)
I'd like a Creme de Menthe, barkeep. Okay, so it's french; at least it's green.
[ March 17, 2006, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: Arachne ]
Posted by Jetta on :
I'd like your most expensive chardonay (I refuse to check my spelling).
And if you please, serve it in your cheapest 5 inch pump.
Posted by Stormer on :
I don't think Misfits and alcohol mixes well.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
[hic] Now I knowsh I'm drunk. Viv's talking to hershelvs agin.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
We are not!
Yes we are.
Oh, my mistake...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh hell, I know I'm going to get in trouble for this, but SHAKES has to drum up business somehow.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
Okay, now I REALLY need a drink.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Babette is so graceful!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, you came to the right place. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Why, that bouncy young lady looks just like Julie Fitzpatrick, who I knew when I was younger...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, Cobie, make your move quick. I hear GRL's gears a'grindin'. Could it be that after 2 years of languishing by the pool, GRL is finally going to stand up?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Maybe I could try the old 'three way with GRL' attempt again? Last time I only had a bloody lip when I brought it up, and she's mellowed out a bit.
I better make sure there's bandaids readily available first.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
I speak for all the girls in bikinis at SHAKES!
Turn the heat up, please.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I like to speak to a GUY in a bikini - where is Icefire?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: I like to speak to a GUY in a bikini - where is Icefire?
Tsk! Tsk! Naughty LAM. We had a deal. No questions, just answers in SHAKES. You tell me where Icefire is. Posted by legionadventureman on :
Yikes! You caught me out, Semi! Posted by Mattropolis on :
Zippedy do dah... I'll have an Amaretto Sour please, no cherry.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Semi, care to join me in a wee drammie o' single malt?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sure thing Kent. For you, a double (neat of course for you) of my favorite - Lagavulin 16 yr. old.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ach, yu'r a bonnie lad, and a good friend!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
That's what I'm bringing to San Diego.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Now I really wish I could come.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
so come on already!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
yum
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
All right, what are y'all drinking?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Amaretto Sour please
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Matty, I had to look that one up.
1 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur 1 - 2 splashes sweet and sour mix
Pour the amaretto liqueur into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Add a splash or two of sweet and sour mix, and shake well. Strain or pour into an old-fashioned glass, garnish with a maraschino cherry and a slice of orange, and serve.
I had Troy shake the drink for you. He's wearing his silver thong tonight.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
yum
Posted by Arachne on :
What would go well in a Sobe Cherry Courage? It's a cherry/citrus type drink. I think it needs a little something.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Vodka, no doubt. Depending on the flavor, gin or white rum might work, but I wouldn't promise. Also silver tequila might work. You'll just have to experiment Arachne. Let me set up a tasting tray for you.
Posted by Arachne on :
LOL Sounds good. Posted by legionadventureman on :
Okay...I need a pick-me-up - Root Beer Float with a cherry on top, barkeep!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I could go for a single malt.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Okay...I need a pick-me-up - Root Beer Float with a cherry on top, barkeep!
LAM, this is a bar, not a malt shop. This is Legion World, not Riverdale.
[ March 24, 2006, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: I could go for a single malt.
Yes, we have a few of those. Oh, and ... LAM, it's a different kind of malt... Posted by Arachne on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Okay...I need a pick-me-up - Root Beer Float with a cherry on top, barkeep!
LAM, this is a bar, not a malt shop. This is Legion World, not Riverdale.
You could always make it with real beer.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Good point! What sort of root should I add?
Posted by Arachne on :
Ginger's good.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Okay, LAM, here's your drink. Beer, with grated ginger root, and for a float (we don't have ice-cream) an ounce of kahlua and a cherry on top. Uggh. Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a martini?
Posted by STU on :
I've had a lot of good times here.
For old times' sake, I'll have a Fearless Leader and a Fellows Martini, please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Why of course, STU. For those of you who don't know, The Fearless Leader was created in honor of STU during his tenure as LW Leader.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Do you have any Blaine Busters left?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Why of course, STU. For those of you who don't know, The Fearless Leader was created in honor of STU during his tenure as LW Leader.
So it's served in a doggie bowl, then? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: Do you have any Blaine Busters left?
At first I thought you said, "Blaine Bustiers," and my response was going to be "No, we only carry silver thongs." But then I realized you were asking for a drink.
Alas, there is no "Blaine Buster," buster. BUT we do have "Blaine Blasters!!!"
The "Blaine Blaster" is 180 proof alcohol, a shot of gin, a swirl of mint schnaps topped with just a sprig of mint (and a cherry, if you're extra good). This one is guaranteed to recharge your fuel cells.
And of course, we have a never ending supply of those. A double, perhaps? Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'll take it! I guess I'm going senile...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Actually I'll take two I guess.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Apparently twice as fast. Posted by Mattropolis on :
lol
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Actually Matty-Dan, now that you've relocated to sunnier climes, I think you should be having something tropical. A little rum, a little lime, a little pineapple juice, a little grenadine, ... a little umbrella?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I think that would be a most beautiful thing...
Posted by Arachne on :
Mmm, rum. I'll have a malibu rum.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Coming right up. With an umbrella?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I could go for a spiced rum... no umbrella, though.
Posted by Arachne on :
No umbrella. I had to make one of the bloody things for class last semester.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I won't ask.......
Posted by Arachne on :
Wise.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I now have visions of Burgess Meredith instructing college students how to make mini-umbrellas that shoot knock-out gas.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Okay...I need a pick-me-up - Root Beer Float with a cherry on top, barkeep!
LAM, this is a bar, not a malt shop. This is Legion World, not Riverdale.
Legion World should have a malt shop IMHO, Semi
Posted by Arachne on :
So build one. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Let's think of a name for LAM's malt shop.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
No, no...I was being facetious - really!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
We weren't. It's an opportunity for you to have your very own thread. Nuture it and it will grow.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
LAMs Luscious Licks?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: LAMs Luscious Licks?
Sounds good, Mattropolis - I will take it under consideration Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: LAMs Luscious Licks?
Perfect! When I first started chocolatte Stu quickly became my partner to make sure things ran smoothly. Perhaps you need a partner LAM?
I humbly suggest Giant Robotic Lesbian.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Cobie, are you offering to be LAM's partner in the Malt Shop? At least you could be the silent partner and put up the investment funds. It hear you've amassed quite a sizeable fortune thorugh your Security Office. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I tend to try and stay below the radar on these matters, but you've heard correctly. As long as their is no LMB leader, there is little to hinder the Security Office's ceased contraband to go to the Cobalt Kid fund. Combined with my Triumvir booty that is constantly sent back to me, I've amassed quite a fortune.
I'd be happy to put up the investment funds to get LAM started. All I ask is a modest percentage of profits, LAM's pledge of alliegance in all future Legion World civil wars and splits and a promise from LAM to never, ever, under any circumstances, bother GRL with questions about the night a certain LW hero got her drunk...
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I tend to try and stay below the radar on these matters, but you've heard correctly. As long as their is no LMB leader, there is little to hinder the Security Office's ceased contraband to go to the Cobalt Kid fund. Combined with my Triumvir booty that is constantly sent back to me, I've amassed quite a fortune.
I'd be happy to put up the investment funds to get LAM started. All I ask is a modest percentage of profits, LAM's pledge of alliegance in all future Legion World civil wars and splits and a promise from LAM to never, ever, under any circumstances, bother GRL with questions about the night a certain LW hero got her drunk...
Aw, would you really, Cobie? I am touched! Just tell Queen Connie and all the other feline folk at Legion World that fresh cream and kitty nibbles will always be accessible once I get the "malt shop" up and running.
I have never in my life met a Giant Robotic Lesbian - at least one I never liked Posted by Arachne on :
Why is this on page two when I need a drink? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Apparently it's not anymore. What can I get you, Arachne?
Posted by Arachne on :
Opal Nera. I need the comfort of tradition. (No, nothing serious is wrong, I just hurt my throat a couple of hours ago.)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I told you to use a throat spray before singing "O mio babino caro" to that sold out crowd at the National Arts Center.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It's a beautiful, warm, rainy spring day! too rainy for my walk, alas. I could go for a vodka martini, if you please.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Kent, you should know how I feel about vodka martinis. The word "abomination" comes to mind. However, for you my good friend, I'll make a special vodka martini. One chilled martini glass. One ounce of very good iced vodka. Pour vodka into martini glass. Swirl and toss out vodka. Add good gin (Boodles or Hendricks) to shaker with ice. Shake 100 times and strain into martini glass. Add olives (if Boodles) or lemon twist or cucumber slice if Hendricks. Enjoy your "vodka" martini, Kent. Posted by Arachne on :
What do you get if you combine malibu rum and banana liqueur? I have both left over from a wedding shower punch a few years back. Never occured to me till now that they might work together.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Try it and let us know. I think it would be fabulous. You might want to add a bit of cream. I wouldn't suggest more than one, though. If it's any good, we'll make it an official SHAKES drink. You get to name it of course, as the creator.
[ April 01, 2006, 06:32 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Semi-
I was totally unaware of yor contempt for vodka martinis.
I always trust my bartender as I would any other physician, so from here on I shall reacquant myself with traditional martinis.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You are a wise man, Kent Shakespeare. Posted by Arachne on :
Okay, I tried mixing the rum and banana. Very nice.
I'm not good at coming up with names, though.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Malibanana?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
That's it, the Malibanana, Arachne's signature cocktail. Arachne also has a signature liquer, Opal Nera. She's becoming quite a booze hound, come to think of it. Posted by legionadventureman on :
Semi, I would love a coffee liquer with lots of cream and a dash of rum, s'il vous plais
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, this place is empty, I've like never seen it this way before.
I think I'll grab a Diet Coke and take a nap in Gramp's chair by the fireplace.
Posted by Arachne on :
[looks around]
Good thing there's robots to keep this place clean.
[lights fire in fireplace]
Who's up for eggnog?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I am!
What do you say? A lil' toast for Semi & STU, two SHAKES regulars not seen for some time?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Hear hear! Should auld acquaintance be forgot. Pass me that eggnog, double nutmeg.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(raises glass)
To absent friends!
Posted by Vee on :
*sigh*
So many memories! Since I'm still part owner I guess I should remind everyone that ... "Drinks are on the house!" Posted by Abin Quank on :
I'll just have a cuppa Joe...
This place used to be my favorite LW hangout...
Semi, Buddy, where ever you are, and what ever you're doing, here are my personal Best Wishes for you and yours in the coming year.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Posted by Arachne on :
Here, here! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Dalwhinnie, please, neat.
A toast to Semi! All the best to you this Christmas and in 2007!
We really miss you!
Posted by Vee on :
Merry Christmas, Semi-Sweet
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
A pint of Guinness and a Glenfiddich chaser please.
"To absent friends. May your past year have been good and the next one even better!"
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I'll just have a cup of coffee
-- leave some room for cream . . . Irish cream , and a little Frangelico, and a splash of bourbon
In fact, just put the coffee in a separate cup.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
A ginger ale for me, thanks.
Cheers, all.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sigh. all this missing Semi makes me sad, and I don't drink when I'm sad.
I'll have a coffee, please.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Don't be sad in SHAKES!
Remember:
GRL and the girls synchro-swimming team!
Space Ranger blasting off the triple varnished antique saloon swining doors! (I never could remember that right )
Semi throwing out Tark the Mute's Android
Harbinger singing on the piano
Miner keeping the UP economy afloat via a three-fer
STU passed out in puppy form under the bar
Blockade Boy saving SHAKES from the Royal Inquisitor
Many postathons and many fun nights!
Fret not friends, for I feel that all posters eventually return--and I think experience has proven me right and will continue too! We can only toast them in their absence and drink with them upon their returns!
to all friends past and present and to the next when we see them!
Posted by Arachne on :
Well said, Cobie.
And what do you mean "ginger ale", Miner??
Posted by Vee on :
That's his code for champagne I think! Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Miner's gone on the wagon now and again. I'm on it too, right now.
Posted by Caliente on :
Well, I'm not. Irish carbomb, por favor!
to Semi and the rest. Maybe they find their way back again.
So many memories in this place. It was fun, fun times.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Hear, hear.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
hmm..... let's take these Xmas decorations and spiffy it up for New Year's.
How about a 1920s, art-deco, jazzy, F Scott Fitzgeraldish theme sound?
Posted by Arachne on :
Sounds great to me. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Well, I won't be here tonight, so I'll toast you all here and now!
Happy New Year!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Wow, looks like we all spent the evening elsewhere.
Happy New Year, folks.
Posted by Arachne on :
Happy New Year.
Strangely, I started it off without alchohol. Posted by Vee on :
Happy New Year!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Me too.
I wonder if it's a trend?
Posted by Vee on :
That makes three of us! Posted by Arachne on :
This can't be good...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Should I be concerned?
Posted by Arachne on :
I don't know. Could someone be manipulating our minds? Posted by Vee on :
Either that or Cobie has torn another hole in the space/time continuum with one of his lame-brained ideas!
He hasn't fathered another child, has he? Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Not that we know of.
Of course, the whole space/time continuum thing means he doesn't have to have done it recently.
Posted by Arachne on :
He hasn't caused all that much trouble lately. It may be past due.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I had a little bit of wine, but hardly any to speak of.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But you just did.
Posted by Arachne on :
That's 4. Are any of the LMBP enemies (or friends for that matter) teetotaller's?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
There was some kind of Temperance League floating around here a year or so ago.
Posted by Arachne on :
Uh-oh. Where's Cobie? He's supposed to be keeping track of these things. (And how he expects me to protect him when I can't find him...)
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Happy new year guys. My new year was fairly quiet as well. Definately low on the alcohol consumption. Did everybody do the "Age" poll in spaceopoly? Maybe we are all just getting old and settling down. Dear God! Where is Cobie when we need him? Probably out getting drunk... Gee I love that guy!
Posted by Arachne on :
Did you just suggest a female in your presence might be getting old? 'Cause in some places that could be considered risky behavior.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Is this one of those places?
Posted by Arachne on :
Quite possibly. Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Then I won't do that.
Nice knowing you, 'crowds.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Jeez, it's been awhile since I've been in Shakes.
They put in a big screen telly yet?
Posted by Arachne on :
Nope.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Did you just suggest a female in your presence might be getting old? 'Cause in some places that could be considered risky behavior.
I just thought that you would be FAR too old to be worrying about that kind of thing at your time of life.
....I think I should start running now.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Yep.
Posted by Arachne on :
Nah, I'll let him live for now. He amuses me.
Posted by Vee on :
Hey guys, I'm surprised no one has mentioned the new home theater room we put in. Haven't you checked out the new 64 inch plasma TV with surround sound?
[ January 04, 2007, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: Vee ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You work fast.
That wasn't even in continuity four posts ago.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I remember when I named one of my children 'continuity' once. That was a pretty bad idea in hindsight.
Posted by dedman on :
Most of my ideas are pretty bad in hindsight.
Posted by Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I remember when I named one of my children 'continuity' once. That was a pretty bad idea in hindsight.
I would argue that it wasn't the "naming" but rather the "fathering" that was a bad idea. Posted by Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: You work fast.
That wasn't even in continuity four posts ago.
Well, actually it used to be a 19 monitor but I used my size changing abilities a bit on it Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by walkwithcrowds:
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Did you just suggest a female in your presence might be getting old? 'Cause in some places that could be considered risky behavior.
I just thought that you would be FAR too old to be worrying about that kind of thing at your time of life.
....I think I should start running now.
Amusing or not, I'm still surprised you're alive. Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Shakes starts shaking as Barbarian war drums sound outside.
The noise gets closer and closer.
Hrun bursts into the bar. War axes spin in all directions, tables are overturned and the fine wall hangings and gold goblets lining the bar are all taken in flash.
Then all is silent.
A note floats gently to the floor, on in a barely legible scrawl are the words
I.O.U.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Gosh, I remember when I'd do anything to protect this place.
No, you don't.
No, I don't.
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
Since this establishment is now deserted it will serve my purposes quite nicely.
Posted by shenu on :
I believe you mean OUR purposes mortal.
Posted by Vee on :
Deserted it may be but it's still private property.
Semi's & mine as a matter of fact. That being the case, you do not have permission to use it for your purposes whatever they may be.
So scat or I'll have you forcibly removed.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Maybe you should get Quis to issue a restraining order, or whatever they use to keep people away from someone else's property. SHAKES is like a shrine and shouldn't be harmed.
Posted by Babette on :
Oh my, the dulcit tones of Vee's voice re-activated my circuits. No how do I get out of this storage closet?
Posted by dedman on :
Ummm...Open the door.
Seriosly though, good work Vee on deflecting the villians.
Posted by Vee on :
They were pretty brazen to think that I wouldn't notice, deddy.
Walks over and opens the door to the storage closet
I think it's time we got this place cleaned up a bit. Babette, honey, would you please get the rest of the staff active again and put them to work cleaning up?
And I believe I need to track down Hrun and collect on an old debt!
Vee walks out the door, clutching a crumpled piece of paper with "I O U" scrawled on it. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Good work, Vee!
but... Sigh. I miss Semi.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
We all do.
<fills glass>
But there's no reason why we can't enjoy SHAKES. There have been a few times in the past when Semi would miraculously pop back in and join us.
In fact...
<looks under bar for drunken puppy>
...hm...it was worth a shot...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Well, my recliner is still here by the fireplace, and that special pillow that Semi had made for the Space Ranger is still hanging behind the bar...
And aren't these the brandy snifters that Harbinger used that night we caused the space-time continuum to collapse with our hi-jinks?
The puppy bed is still behind the bar... But it hasn't been used in way too long...
<DEEP SAD SIGH>
Posted by Vee on :
The triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors hang from the doorframe as if hit with a battering ram...or a bomb!
Much of the comfortable furnishings are tossed about the room, some reduced to to little more than kindling.
The beautiful crystal goblets and glasses that helped sooth so many parched throats are now nothing more than shards of colorful glass scattered upon the bartop and the floor.
It's apparent to those who peek through the doorway that something terrible has happened here but the curious citizenry knows better than to enter and investigate. This is the playhouse of the powerful of Legion World. Anyone that would dare destroy it risks the ire of the massed might of the LMBP. One of them will be along soon for sure.
It's two owners alone, Semi-Transparent Fellow and Varalent, have enough power and prestige between then to protect this place on their own.
But Semi has been missing from Legion World for months on end and Vee....
...are those his legs someone spotted poking out from behind the bar?
And just what is that faint green haze that seems to be slowly drifting through the interior of SHAKES?
Too many questions and no answers in sight but the onlookers know one thing for certain. Things are about to heat up on Legion World!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<ooops! Posted at the wrong place!>
[ August 21, 2007, 10:53 PM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
What was that?!!
<looks across the street at SHAKES. Runs forward>
What...who...? Semi-Transparent Fellow! Semi! No, no, he hasn't been around in weeks.
Varalent? Are you there? So hard to see...
<enters SHAKES>
I have to get back to my parole officer to get back to Takron-Galtos, or I'm toast. The LMB will never forgive me for my past crimes...but all I want is to be able to see my fiance Quis...
Varalent?
<sees legs>
Vee?! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
-----Security Frequency Channel Alpha------
Bulletin. All Security Officers respond. There has been an explosion at SHAKES Bar. No known assessment of damage. Unsure if anyone injured.
Believed the Royal Inquisitor is responsible. He is a known murderer. Be careful in approaching him. Force reccomended.
------Security Frequency Channel Alpha------
Posted by Lard Lad on :
***Security Officer Lard Lad responding...will arrive stat!****
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
<tries to move towards the bar to see Vee's body>
Varalent, answer me, please! We are not friends, but I'd like to help you!
<green glow blinds him>
Can't see...with mask on...but I dare not remove it...need help...
I didn't even think if the danger is over, if the enemy is still here, waiting. Its what...I...would have done...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
pop
Roy! What the hell are you doing here?!?
<looks around, sees legs, no sign of any other presence>
Vee?
***Lardy to Medicus One! Emergency! At least one person...injured...Respond!***
Roy...will you come quietly?
<Lardy's hand glows...just in case...>
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
LardLad?
Ah, I see, you teleported in. Don't move him! I'm still not sure how he was attacked, and--
Wait, you don't think?
<backs away>
Of course you do.
<hand raises to belt, where old atomic axe once was. Realizes its no longer there. Lowers hand>
And I don't blame you.
Know this Lard Lad, this wasn't my work. I was passing by and came in to help. Because once...Vee and Semi were kind to me when few others were. I just came to help. Please...understand...
Posted by Vee on :
The green haze continues to ebb and flow slowly enveloping the entire room. There is an strange, eerie feel about it. Suddenly, there is a sharp CRACK! and the furniture, goblets and (most importantly) the triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors are miraculously restored to their former glory.
Everything appears to be back to normal as if nothing had happened...except that Vee remains sprawled behind the bar...unmoving. Posted by Lard Lad on :
<dazed by what just happened, Lardy looks at Roy>
<He thinks about his own mistakes. This could have been him.>
Roy...you're at the scene of a crime. Come quietly, and I'll make sure you're treated fairly.
Will you?
<glow around his hand subsides. Lardy offers it to Roy...>
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
They'll blame this all on me. I know it. And I deserve it...for all I've done in the past...
B-but...this wasn't me. This was my last chance, and now I'll be blamed for someone else's crime!
Lard Lad, you might not understand--but you have no idea what its like when people look at you like some murderer. Or do you? Do you know what its like to be stigmatized like that?
<reaches out hand to take Lardy's hand>
*PUNCH!!!*
Not today, I'm afraid.
<picks up Vee's body>
But I won't be blamed for another murder and burn for someone else...
<escapes through doors with Vee>
The Emerald Eye must have fixed SHAKES and must be keeping him alive. But he appears to have no cuts on him. I need to get him to someone who would know... time to take it to the streets
Who could have the power to take down Vee? Someone dangerous indeed...
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
I have no idea what is happening here but this situation needs to be monitored closely.
The Security Office will be swarming over the place in a few minutes, late and useless as usual.
I'll just hang back and watch, just in case something pops out of the woodwork...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<stunned for several minutes, Lardy finally stumbles to his feet>
STUPID!
I'll get that son of a bitch!
<closes his eyes and searches with the Lard Force and...>
What's this...blood? And fresh! But...neither Roy nor Vee were bleeding. I'm sure of it!
<produces test tube from belt and collects sample>
Gotta get this to the crime lab!
<disappears>
[ August 21, 2007, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by Rex Viridian on :
It was here...and not long ago!
Slowly but surely I'm getting closer to my goal. It won't be long now!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<enters with Jailbait Lass>
JB Lass: "Cobie, we've already had Security Officers examining this all morning!"
Cobalt: "Lolita, shhh..." <fills glass> "Its much easier to think when you've got a pint in your hand. After all, I was trained by Matlock, the best detective in the last 1,000 years!"
Now...
<watching secret monitors at SHAKES>
...nothing on what happened to Vee, though Lardy's report suggests he wasn't bleeding. We see Roy enter. Roy has helped Legion World in recent years, but I have a long memory. I remember in the Dark STU Saga when he murdered Giant Squid right in front of us. Someone once asked me who Roy was and I gave the best answer I could. I've never had the heart to tell Quis, but I'm not sure if I can ever forgive Roy for what he did. We can never rule out that Roy has once more taken to the path of evil.
<watching>
Who is this? Look Lolita, you almost miss him. Can you adjust the volume? ... ... ...who is Rex Veridian? Something tells me I'll know soon enough.
<pauses so he's alone for a second>
(And why does he remind me of...Sarya?) <look of pain on his face>
Posted by Rex Viridian on :
In an alley behind SHAKES
Need to be more careful! I can't afford to get caught up in whatever has these locals all excited.
Rex cautiously moves on down the alley and disappears from view
You'd think this was the Galaxy Awards presentation there are so many people coming and going! Well, at least I'm on the trail now. Let's see where it leads.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm...still no word.
<fills glass>
And Legion World is quiet. Too quiet. But now I wait.
Because my spiritual powers sense something coming...and I can't help but feel it'll be in SHAKES...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
pop
<Cobalt jumps as he's surprised by his longtime friend in the middle of his musings>
So what do you think, Des? Does that ring any bells?
[ August 22, 2007, 10:29 PM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Too many. But most don't fit right now...still...
<Cobalt thinks to himself>
...hm. Let me think more on it.
Beer?
<fills Lardy's glass>
We need to find Vee and the Inquisitor. But what the Inquisitor was saying...about a higher power chasing him. We can't rule that out.
But something is influencing my spiritual powers. Like an alarm, telling me there is danger coming. Its an odd feeling and only now am I getting more in tone with this instinct. Its worrying me.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<takes a small sip, discreetly spits it out>
Pal, I know to trust your instincts. And this thing with Vee is just the latest in a series of strange events: Gary Concord, Frio, Rockhopper Lass disappearing, my robot missing...
<Cobalt gives him a look>
Yeah, Des...I've done my homework. Lot of...time on my hands these days...
Anyway...there are some others unaccounted for, too: Seth Gaterra, Helena Handbasket, Clark Marlowe...maybe a few others. You think they're related to the Adelie thing or my robot?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Its possible. But I can't help that this is something different but with some indirect connection.
But the Concord thing still is something that needs to be addressed. Its Frio I'm worried about. And that Lonestar Ranger character hasn't been seen in awhile--and we know for certain that he's an opportunist. But none of them present the real danger I'm sensing.
I wish Eryk were here. His luck lord sometimes would steer use in the right direction.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeah, I haven't seen EDE or his luck lord since I got back a couple months ago. In fact we've barely spoken since I first returned from Hrykosia last year. Maybe...maybe he's let go of the idea that we're brothers. I..I don't know how I feel about that...
You think he's back at Greg Evigan Island? Should we...call him?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Is this a bad time to remind people that Stoopid Cat is still being held captive somewhere?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hey, Miner! Want a beer?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No.
Oh, while I'm thinking about it, Hrun is dead or something. Happened at Cramer's a while ago. Pretty ugly.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<turns back to Cobalt>
What's he talkin' about? Stoopid Cat's been kidnapped? And Hrun--surely he isn't dead?!?!
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
Now, Miner, you really can't expect our fine Security Officers to be up on such mundane happenings as Kidnapping and Murder when there is beer waiting to be drunk and someone lost his pet robot.
Priorities, My Dear Miner, Priorities...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<Lardy whirls to face Concord and his fists glow>
Grape Boy! You have something to do with this, don't you? Where's Vee? And where's my robot?
Talk, or I'll blast you a new orifice!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's always about orifices with you.
Posted by Babette on :
There's probably only one thing that can awaken Varalent -- and that's a kiss (big sloppy one) from his one true love. Alas....
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: <Lardy whirls to face Concord and his fists glow>
Grape Boy! You have something to do with this, don't you? Where's Vee? And where's my robot?
Talk, or I'll blast you a new orifice!
Vee is quite safe or at least safe from further harm and is being watched over by the only member of the Security Office who seems to care about the people she's sworn to protect and serve...
I neither know nor care where "Toy Lardboy" is and No I have nothing to do with any of this... Yet!
Have another Beer... It's what you do best.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That's it, you piece of excrement! You caught me at the wrong sprockin' time!
<charges Gary and punches him in the face. Gary is knocked to the floor>
Like that one, did you? By the way, I'm arresting you for questioning! Please resist!
<cracks his knuckles in anticipation>
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
<Magnetic bands grip Lardlad and throw him out the triple marine varnished antique saloon swinging doors into the street>
Haven't I kicked your stupid Lard Butt enough times?
<Looks at Babette>
You! Go find your Master. He's got the best chance to save Vee from whatever is happening.
<Flies out into the street after LardLad>
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Oh, this is going to be productive.
<To Babette>
If you're talking about who I think you're talking about, I'm willing to help you in your search.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<stands up, a wicked grin painting his face>
Oh no, you didn't!
<fires a concentrated Lard Force burst at Gary that sends him through a derelict nearby building>
Been meaning to do that for half a year!
<flies into the building thru the Gary-shaped hole he made...>
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
<Magnetically grabs LardLad out of the air and slams him head first into the ground>
Miner's right, as much as I love kicking LardButt's Butt this isn't accomplishing anything...
Good thing there's nothing in that skull to hurt...
<Uses Magnetic Field to teleport away...>
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<holds his fist up>
Sprockin' coward!
<returns to SHAKES>
Well, you were helpful, Des!
<looks at Cobalt. He appears almost in a trance.>
Des, you alright?
<shakes him>
Cobalt: uhhh, what happened?
Didn't you see? Concord was here!
Cobalt: <dazed> Yes...I remember. But as soon as he arrived, my spiritual awareness went haywire.
What does that mean?
Cobalt: I...I think it means Concord's tied into Vee's disappearance somehow...and Concord...I don't think he even realizes it!
I guess that means we need to find Concord, ASAP.....
<cracks his knuckles>
[ August 23, 2007, 12:30 AM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<comes out of daze>
Yes, yes, I know all about Stoopid Cat and Hrun, Lardy. But I'm not sure you or some other people appreciate the danger of Slim's bar.
I was unaware that Hrun had actually been murdered--but then again, I'm not Chief of Security anymore. I'm not as in tune as I once was. Something tells me that assuming the warrior is dead is jumping to conclusions. I was with him when we invaded the Dark Oval, and he was on the verge of death plenty of times...<grins>...but he made out okay.
If we're going to find answers to that, we'd have to start here. But be careful--its far more dangerous than you think. Slim is no ordinary bartender.
And Concord can insult me all he wants. I haven't helped keep Legion World safe all these years by running off half-cocked. I figured that while you tussled with him I'd ask Babette a few questions. Miner may join her in a little search, but will keep me informed.
It might be time for Concord and I to sit down and discuss a few things. Like why he has the same powers I do, and why he kind of looks like me.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
BTW, I might still be Chairman of the Security Committee among the LMB, but Abin and Matlock are the Chiefs of Security, for both intergalactic affairs and street crime (respectively), so I don’t get in the way of them running the office. But I still work in the office from time to time when most of the high ranking security officers are unavailable or off-planet, like right now, so I’ll be pitching in. Most likely, I’ll work here, out of SHAKES, rather than the Security Office itself.
So all these old inferences that I've heard my whole stay here on Legion World, about the Security Office and me, well--they simply don't apply anymore. Unless you course the very highest decision making up top, which rarely is needed...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
{Rockhopper Lad arrives at SHAKES with Time Teller Lad and Hyvvie}
RhL: Ah, Cobie, there you are. My goodness, it's been a while since I've been here.
Anyhoo, I brought Hyvvie with me. I'm sure his Nose of Wonder will be useful. And Time Teller Lad's power to tell the age of any object may be helpful as well. What can we do to help?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hold on one sec Rocky...
<goes to Cafe Cramer. Five minutes later, re-enters with the body of Hrun the Barbarian>
Rocky, Lardy, don't worry. I'm positive he's not dead. Not so much living, per se, but not dead. If I wasn't so used to odd things I have no way to describe, I'd be trying harder to explain it
<lays Hrun's body in Cobalt's private booth>
It appears Hrun may have been attacked by the same thing that attacked Vee. I've tried to heal him and it helped a little, but he's not coming out of this state.
More than ever, we need to find Vee and the Royal Inquisitor.
(And I need to find this Rex Viridian person)
I've also just been alerted to the fact that Pagan Lass is also a prisoner of Slim's bar. How he kept this from me all this time I don't know. I'm shocked Abin hasn't been alerted. Unless he doesn't know...or also been caught...
...Okay, listen. The Slim problem is more dire than anyone is willing to give credit to. Everyday Girl must not be alerted to the fact that her gram is a prisoner alongside Stoopid Cat. If Pagan Lass has been taken down, that's impressive.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
There's something else, Des...
<shows Cobalt and Rocky his latest clue on the Lard Lad Robot's disappearance>
I'm convince my robot's disappearance is tied into all this! Des, I don't have "spiritual awareness" and all that crap, but my instincts tell me we need to find that robot!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<Cobalt nods and begins to respond when Lardy interrupts...>
Hold it--
<Lardy listens to a message conveying info from his Lard Lad Robot thread...>
Des, is there any way at all to get into Slim's without being trapped..or at least take a peek into it? I've gotta find out if my robot's there!
[ August 23, 2007, 12:05 PM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Cobalt, We have to talk.
Look I know what you're up to, Des, BUT IT WON"T WORK!
We've been thru this a dozen times! Leave Slim to ME! Pagan and Stoopid Cat are fine! Nothing can HURT them where they are...
I'll find a way to get them out of there without risking HER!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Abin, I've tried to tell you...
<looks at others, realizing its unfortunate that they're listening>
...its just as dangerous for you to enter Slim's Bar as it is for me, and was for Pagan and Stoopid Cat! You know you have almost no shot. There's only one person I think can do it, and although I know you'd do anything not to bring the risk to her, you've got to learn to trust her instincts.
I obviously don't have the same type of concern you would. But she's an LMBer now. I trust her implicitly.
And Slim blames me for all of this. So I've got to go with her.
<turns to Rocky and Lardy>
You see gentleman, let Concord think whatever he wants. I've always had a plan to get back Stoopid Cat.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
As for your robot, Lardy, I remember trying to explain why people called me "Rocky", but he didn't seem to get it. I haven't seem him since then.
Maybe Hyvvie can help find one of these missing folks. His Nose of Wonder can sniff out something half a planet away.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Des, is there any way at all to get into Slim's without being trapped..or at least take a peek into it? I've gotta find out if my robot's there!
You could just click on the thread like the rest of us.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<slams his fist on the table>
Zip it, Miner!
<turns to Rockhopper Lad>
Rocky, I thought of that. I brought some of the robot's synthetic hair just for that. Here.
<hands Rocky a plastic container with some brown hairs in it>
I hope Hyvvie can do something with that...
<turns to Cobalt>
Look...Des...walk over here with me a sec, okay?
<Cobalt and Lardy move over to an empty booth.>
Des, there's something I haven't told you. The robot...it's not just an ordinary robot. It's...
<whispers something into Cobalt's ear>
<Cobalt's eyes widen and he gasps. The two whisper a little more, and then hastily return to the others.>
Cobalt: Gang, we've gotta find that robot!!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lardy, I noticed a distress call to Eryk on the Mission Monitor Board today. Have no worries, I'm in constant contact with him. He's currently traveling, but I'm sure he'll pop in when he can. He's a busy man.
(Re: he's popping in only a little right now, busy in real life)
But Eryk is my partner, first in the Triumvirate and now in the Space Knights...and well...on a few other things I'd rather not discuss.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lardy, I'll see what Hyvvie can do.
{Rockhopper Lad takes the container, opens it, and places it before Hyvvie's nose. The Wonder Beagle sniffs at it. He sniffs three or four times.}
Hyvvie: This way!
RhL: I think he's got it. Let's go find the robot!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<sighs>
Yeah, I miss Eryk. Can't help but feel I've disappointed him somehow...or maybe, maybe there's something he's learned about us that he's keeping from me.
But I guess that's for another time.
<looks around>
I guess Rocky has taken Hyvvie out to look for my robot. Hope they find it...
<sips his club soda>
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hmm? Oh! I'm getting a signal from Rocky--he's found something!
Des, I'm taking this back to the lab at the Security Office, and I'm sending a CSI team back to the site. It was found at the Lair, the original one, not the bar I owned that was destroyed.
Cobalt: Do you think...
<whispers about the subject he and Lardy had discussed regarding the robot>
[ August 24, 2007, 12:57 AM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<turns to Rocky, now that Lardy has gone>
Rocky, what I'm about to say is for our ears only. I've known Lardy a long time, and I trust him implicitly. Like all of us, he's made a few mistakes, but like most of us try to do, he's usually made up for them.
But you'll notice how quick he is to anger sometimes, more so now than ever, though he quickly seems able to regain his composure.
So...I'm a bit worried. If you're with him when I'm not around, be careful. Not for your sake, but for his--anger on that level can get you to make mistakes, which as you know we can't afford.
<looks at Time Teller Lad>
Hm, you might be very useful my friend. In regards to detective work, I mean. I'm glad you're with us...I may end up having a job that you can help me with...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
{Cobie leaves for the Security Office}
TTL: So now what, Rocky?
RhL: Now, Tim, we wait. We wait to hear from Cobie or Lardy. We'll just hold down the fort here at SHAKES. There are a lot worse places. (Rockhopper Lad scratches Hyvvie behind the ear) And Hyvvie was a good boy finding the robot.
{The Wonder Beagle offers his tummy to be rubbed)
RhL: Tim, could you order me a Dalwhinnie, neat, please. (Begins rubbing Hyvvie's tummy) Who's my good boy?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
---omnicom beep----
Rocky, any word on Hrun? I was hoping he'd start to come out of it, but I admit that its unlikely.
Still no word on our officers in the field. Evidently, Roy has Vee somewhere almost impossible to detect.
Also, please inform if you see Everyday Girl. She hasnt checked in for days. And I desperately need to find her.
Cobie out.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
RhL: Thanks, Cobie. {Turns to Hyvvie.} Well, Hyvvie, let's try out that Nose of Wonder of yours again!
Time Teller Lad: Where are we going?
RhL: Actually, Tim, could you please stay here in case Cobie or Lardy show up. We need to find Everyday Girl! Hyvvie can you find her?
{The Wonder Beagle sniffs the ground, nods and they're off!}
[ August 27, 2007, 11:31 AM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Wow.
Quiet in here with everybody gone. Maybe, just for old times' sake I could sneak myself a glass of ice cold.....
<click>Pardon this unit, Time Teller Lad, but is your friend Rockhopper Lad currently located in this establishment? This unit wishes to speak with him...in private.<click>
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
<click>Listen, Time Teller Lad...I--this unit can't prove it to you, but this unit is the genuine Lard Lad Robot all the sentients seek! Wil you help me-- er, this unit?<click>
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[tentatively, Time Teller Lad nods]
<click>This unit is most appreciative! This establishment is perhaps too public a place, however. Please, tell Mr. Rockhopper Lad that I will stop by his Rookery tomorrow night if he can be there. I--this unit--will discuss the matter with him there if that is agreeable.<click>
[disappears]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<At Cobalt's table, the body of Hrun remains, bent over as if he'd been drinking all night>
---A sign is on the table. It reads: RESERVED - EVERYDAY GIRL---
A hologram of Cobalt Kid: "Its here Brittney that we must meet. Legion World in general has too many ears. Only here, in SHAKES, under Semi's protection and the Empress's dying charm spells, will we have privacy. You can wait for me here."
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, you know Mr Cobalt, I'm gonna need some help to do what you want done...
So isn't it about time you upgraded Jailbait Lass from GenCar to Alt?
Then I'd have both my partners backing me up...
And Gramps would have less objections to point out.
Not that he's gonna like our plan anyway...
Posted by Babette on :
How about a drink, noble patrons? Cobie, my memory banks have failed and I don't recall what it is you drink. Everyday Girl, you're too young for hard liquor. But scotch is pretty simple. How about a Lagavulin on the rocks, water on the side?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, Miss Babette, Mr Vee used to make me chocolate egg creams, they're so good.
Do you know how to make them?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
If the answer is "Yes", I'd like one as well.
Posted by Babette on :
Mr. Vee, could be quite naughty, so I'm told. No chocolate egg cremes for any of you. My decency protocol forbids it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Those must be some pretty odd egg cremes then.
Does your decency protocol allow you to get me a Diet Dr. Pepper?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod, you know Mr Cobalt, I'm gonna need some help to do what you want done...
So isn't it about time you upgraded Jailbait Lass from GenCar to Alt?
Then I'd have both my partners backing me up...
And Gramps would have less objections to point out.
Not that he's gonna like our plan anyway...
Brit, you know she prefers to stay out of the limelight. Just know that the two of us have an agreement and a plan--she'll become an alt when the time is right...(insert foreshadowing music)...which shouldn't be too far away...
But know that I'll be backing you up on this one. I'd never be able to face Abin again if I sent you into danger and wasn't there to take it on with you. Like you say though, not like he likes our plan anyway
quote:Originally posted by Babette: How about a drink, noble patrons? Cobie, my memory banks have failed and I don't recall what it is you drink. Everyday Girl, you're too young for hard liquor. But scotch is pretty simple. How about a Lagavulin on the rocks, water on the side?
Babette, you little robotic minx, no problems at all. Much like other tastes of mine, I have no one drink but enjoy multitudes. And as I know I'm off to battle soon, I might as well start knocking back bourbon and sodas. Make it the good stuff too, just in case something terrible should happen, I'd at least have the taste of expensive bourbon on my lips... Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[Cobalt is long gone as a new arrival enters, having just left a certain cottage]
[robotic eyes search the bar area and settle on a supple form they find...appealing]
[approaches the bar]
<click> Greetings, Miss Babette...I am the Lardlad Robot! I was wondering if I could speak to you of a matter of some importance! <click>
Posted by Babette on :
Are you hitting on me?
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[blushes, or his circuits provide an approximation of blushing, at least]
<click> Er...no, Miss Babette, I am not. My programming is...insufficient for providing such action. <click>
<click> I speak to you as a fellow robot about an issue which may concern you. You are a robot, correct? My apologies if my fact files are incorrect! <click>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Inside Backroom at SHAKES:
<A gathering continues. Low-ranking security officers sit all around, but say nothing. Hrun the Barbarian's body is laid on a make-shift bed>
(Even now, she barely understands that this is her father. Hrun...I always suspected, after Infinite Crisis, but now I know for sure. I wonder if even you know for sure. I promise to tell you. I, too, know what its like to have a daughter that scarcely realizes she's related to you. If Umber never sees it...perhaps Brittney will for you)
<turns back, seeing My Wheem Fem and Everyday Girl discussing strategy>
Girls, listen. I know you wanted Jailbait Lass to back you up, and that would be pretty cool, I admit <grins>, but while Lolita has proven herself time and time again, she's not a field agent. She's doing something for me as we speak. Don't worry, she'll arrive eventually in all this madness.
No, it needs to be me with you. Slim is out for my blood and I can't let you rush off without me. But despite what your grandpa thinks, Brit, it must be you that leads this charge. You have a way of getting these things done. I'll say no more about it than that.
<security officers eye Cobalt as if he's speaking another langauge>
So, shall we prepare for our assault on Slim's?
<turns to My Whee Fem>
You know, once you start going on field missions you get a pretty hefty pay raise? Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Haven't been here in a while
*downs some silverale*
Tasty!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Did I just hear the words "Hefty Pay Raise?"
Now I know why I've always liked you Mr Cobalt.
Oh and look Invisible Brainiac just showed up...
Can this day GET any better?!?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! like CHILL M. Frost Out...
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Brit! Please can the BVG act, OK? Please?
I swear I'm gonna puke if you keep spouting the "Like Ohmygod I'm such a dip" Crap...
You don't talk like that when we're not around the older guys.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Whatever... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Oh, you don't do you?
(Proven right again...I knew they're wrong about you Brit).
So, perhaps Invisible Brainiac will be able to stick around and help us take down Slim's Bar.
How should we go about this Everyday Girl?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Okay, I've given this a lot of thought and it kinda depends on some things we don't know...
How does he freeze people into those time cube thingies? Is it his power or does he have some weapon or device inside his bar that does it?
How many targets can he handle at once? I mean everyone he's caught went in alone... Maybe we can overwhelm him with numbers... Send in a redshirt squad first, god I never thought I'd even suggest something like that...
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Brit! Are you really ready to use GenCar Officers like that? Most of those guys are our FRIENDS! Posted by Everyday Girl on :
I know M. But Gramps is right about one thing. Slim's time freezing power can't hurt them. It just captures them.
But Gramps hasn't been able to find out what else Slim has in that Bar. Think about this. Who could kick Mr Hrun's butt like that? Something or someone inside that bar whipped his ass good and we don't know anything about it.
That's why Gramps isn't willing to attack yet. He wants more info and nobody's been able to get it.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
My, she's right. Its an excellent command decision. It seems cold-hearted but these officers signed up to defend Legion World, and that's what we'll be doing. Slim is kidnapping citizens non-stop and must be stopped immediately.
I agree--overwhelming him with numbers seems like it would be the best approach. I have a feeling its something within the bar itself allowing him to freeze people, which is why he won't leave it. After the first squadron of officers goes in, we'll see how Slim reacts and perhaps then attack with ourselves, the big guns if we think we have an opening.
If they don't freeze, perhaps we can learn what else Slim has up his sleeves.
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Nobody? Have you sent in Frick and Frack, your personal Whatsit's yet?
Those sneeky little sumbitches can get in anywhere.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Not Yet...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
I was waiting for either Mr Cobalt or Gramps to give me permission.
I've been under orders to stay the hell away from there...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Consider the orders given. You have free reign for yourself, Nothing and Nobody to investigate.
On one condition Brit--that I go with you if you personally investigate Slim's Bar. Let's send the first scouts in and prepare for our attack. Its time for Slim to get his comeuppance...
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Okay Cobalt, Howzabout you makin' another "Command Decision?"
When are you going to ORDER Invisible Brainiac to join us, Mr Security Council Chairman?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So you're suggesting I stop screwing around and show that I still have all the power no matter how much I try to hide it?
Fine
IB, I need you to join us on in this assault. That's an order.
We're moving this operation just outside Slim's bar shortly folks. Get ready.
<puts on ulitility belt, security trenchcoat>
(PS - I PMed you Everyday Girl!!)
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
You do know how ugly that trenchcoat is, don't you? Posted by Everyday Girl on :
M, Stop It! Mr Cobalt's horrible fashion sense isn't important right now...
Nobody, No-One, Total Invisibility! Recon, Club Cobalt In Chains. I want to know who and what is inside. Full Weapon Status and anything suspious.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And now we wait, while the four us (you're included IB--so stop pretending you're asleep) prepare our assault on Slim's Bar.
Bad fashion sense is part of a long tradition on Legion World, My, to counter-balance the extremely good fashion sense of many of its other inhabitants. Its for the good of the universe...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<click> I'm pleased my data on you was correct, Miss Babette! As a fellow robot, I was wondering if you'd felt a pull...a presence...attempting to control you? I have experienced this and been able to resist. It...spoke...to me and implied it was calling all robots to it. <click>
<click> Has it...called to you? <click>
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[Babette hasn't even heard. Thenoise in the bar is too loud and she's serving 8 customers at once.]
<click> *sigh* Perhaps, I was too hasty to leave Mister Rockhopper. I will make one last attempt...<click>
[disappears]
Posted by Babette on :
Oh LardRobot, honey, you seem like a sincere fellow. When all this nonsense is over, perhaps you'd like to come work at SHAKES. We can always use a handsome help.
As for a pull, the only pull I feel is the occassional tug on my nether regions from this silly silver thong I'm required to wear. However, hon-buns, if I feel a tug I'm not familiar with, I'll let you knw.
By the way, I'm not actually a robot. I'm an android composed of artificial tissue and organs. Some have said that our android bodies actually approximate the human body of the 21st century closer than the bodies of the enhanced humans populating Legion World. For example, our arms don't hang down to our knees.
[ August 31, 2007, 01:57 AM: Message edited by: Babette ]
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[responds, via a hologram image left]
<click> Miss Babette, I am technically an android as well. I am...
[blushes]
...anatomically correct...<click>
<click> *ahem* Sentients often label us as robots, and I don't bother correcting them...it's fruitless. More appropriately, we are artificial intelligences, and that is what the presence is trying to control! Please be wary, Miss Babette...
[blushes again]
...you are quite pleasing to my visual receptors. <click>
Posted by Babette on :
Oh, shush. Your pretty words are likely to turn a gril's head.
You are hitting on me, aren't you. Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[blushes most brightly yet]
<click> Perhaps the best word is...flirting? Its connotations are less negative, perhaps? <click>
<click> Would it be too forward for me to ask you to a social rendezvous---a [processing] date--at some point in the future? <click>
Posted by Babette on :
Oh Mr. LardRobot, that clicking thing you do can be gotten rid of. Humans installed it in us to be able to identify us as artificials. It's akin to an ancient human malady called hiccups. Just get a glass of water and drink it using the far side of the rim of the glass. You'll never click again.
Yes, a social outing would be lovely. There used to be a wonderful supper club run by Mattropolis. I forget it's name but is was wondrous, with floating dining tables and an entrance to die for. See if you can get us a reservation.
Posted by Babette on :
I just remember what it's called - The Beacon. It's been closed for a long time - such a shame, it was so glamorous. Here's a description:
The Beacon is housed in a replica of an early 20th Century Neo Classical revival building. It takes up a city block and is 6 stories high. It's facade is only two stories high, but the building spills an additional 4 stories down the cliff behind. With it's doric columns, it presents a staid and established facade, but for the four story bronze torch with it's plasma beam aimed at the Orion Constellation. People will naturally gravitate to the mesmeric light.
The doors to the beacon are hammered brass, depicting a bass relief of a Spanish galleon, tossed on an unforgiving sea, but pointed to a steady light on a distant shore.
As you pass through the doors, you find yourself on a landing before a grand staircase that gently descends two stories. The railing is brass, the steps are polished green marble.
At the botton of the staircase, you will find yourself in the entry hall to The Beacon. A relecting pool graces the center of the hall. A fine ancient Persian carpet in tones of ochre and mocha, stretches the 100 feet of the entryway on either side of the reflecting pool. Bronze palms rise from the floor every 10 feet to present a canopy for your entrance.
You find yourself standing before the two story high crystal doors of The Beacon's main dining room. Your legion flight ring will open them. Non legionnaires will have to wait for the Maitre d'.
Passing through the crystal doors, your mouth drops. Opening up before you is the vista of a six story atrium topped with a stained glass starfield, twinkling soothingly. You step onto bronze antigrav platforms, each in the shape of a cala lily and are gently transported another two stories down to the Maitre d's station.
You look out at this vast room and as far as you can see, there are floating bronze shells - clam, conch, cowrie, and nautilus - each holding a mocha leather banquette encircling a perfectly carved bubinga wood table. The Maitre d' checks your reservation, and calls your table. Within seconds, it appears, you are seated and the table moves off to it's assigned private sector, on one of six levels.
It is at this point that you finally focus on the back wall of the main dining room. It is six stories of perfect, flowing glass, looking out on a river of lava flowing from Mount Eruptus, the newest volcano on Legion World.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[smiles]
<click> That sounds spectacular! I will make reservations immediately--for a week from tonight, perhaps? After I've helped my friends with a matter of some importance. <click>
<click> And I will get rid of the clicking, too, as you suggest! <click>
[hologram disperses, the genuine article appears before her]
<click> What would be appropriate at this point? Should I...kiss your hand? <click>
Posted by Babette on :
Drink the water first.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[glug]
Ah--no clicking! You are most amazing, Miss Babette! May...may I have your hand?
Posted by Babette on :
Perhaps after dinner at the Beacon.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[blushes]
Very well, sweet lady.
[bows]
So...a week from tonight?
Posted by Babette on :
Next Thursday at the Beacon. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
Goodnight, milady!
[bows again]
Until next week...
[disappears]
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
a bountiful bouquet of pink roses and baby's breath is delivered to SHAKES.
On the card it says:
To: Babette
May these flowers complement your incomparably radiant beauty. I "click" in anticipation of our date this Thursday!
Barkeep...is Babette here? I need to speak to her on an urgent Security matter...
[ September 13, 2007, 12:43 AM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by Lard Lad on :
She's not here?
<takes something from pocket>
This is my card, Troy...
<hands it to him>
...if she presses this button, I will be notified immediately. Please tell her to contact me as soon as possible. Thank you.
<turns>
Maybe I'll have better luck at the Rookery...
pop Posted by Troy on :
Thanks Mr. Lard. I'll see that she gets it.
Anyone want a drink?
Oh Babs, someone came in and gave me this for you.
Posted by Babette on :
Oh my, this seems serious. I can't say what it's about, but it does seem serious. Maybe I'll press this little button...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<appears>
Oh...hello!
I need to speak to you about acertain robot whose acquaintance you've recently made. Do you know who I'm talking about?
Posted by Babette on :
Yes
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Can you tell me about him and your interaction with him?
Posted by Babette on :
It was divine. He's shy in a charming way. Strong in a vulnerable way. And he looks damn fine in a SHAKES silver thong. You should try one.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Er, okay...
...did he come to see you strictly for social purposes? Or did he mention any...problems...he'd been having?
Posted by Babette on :
I don't recall any problems. He certainly got his avatar straightened out. I;d say Clive-bot's very well adjusted. He doesn't involve me in his intrigue.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
'Clive-bot'? <scratches chin> Is that what he's calling himself now?
Anyhow, my sources say he was concerned with some "outside intelligence" trying to infiltrate his mind and that that was the original purpose of him seeking you out...
..is that untrue?
Posted by Babette on :
Ah, you must seek out Vee. To get to the bottom of this, he must consult with two almost impossible to reach former LegionWorlders. Semi and Stu. Try Congress. They may be of some help.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You seem...evasive in your answers, Babette.
This is a matter of utmost Security! 'Clive' is out there somewhere with Rockhopper Lad and the Royal Inquisitor--one of the most dangerous men on Legion World!
Do I have to take you in to the Security Office for questioning--or will you be more forthcoming and answer my questions?
Posted by Babette on :
Phrase your questions in an answerable fashion and maybe you'll get what you seek. Don't blame me for your intellectual inadequacies. Maybe if you had sent Clive in your stead, you'd have better results.
Excuse me, I have to pee... (Just an expression .. Semi never installed the elimination protocol.)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<taps foot>
Women! Artificial or otherwise...
I don't know what to make of her!
Does she even care about 'Clive' at all?
I can see in her eyes that he's said something to her. She doesn't know it, but the robot was programmed and magicked to essentially be a reincarnation of my dead brother.
And if 'Clive' has my brother's particular flaws, and something's trying to use him...the consequences could be disastrous!
<continues tapping foot>
God, women take forever!
Posted by Babette on :
Oh, I stopped to talk to pseudo-invertebrate near the plasma dispenser. As for me caring about Clive - I give you a research assignment - go back through the archives and see if I've ever paid anyone as much attention as Clive. Don't tamper with him. I'll know!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
{reads Babette's interactive brochure (seen in "Guess Who?"}
254.3 years just to get to frickin' first base with her?
YEESH! Posted by Lard Lad on :
<Babette comes back>
Look, if you care about him--great! I care about him, too! He's...like a brother to me.
I think he's in trouble, Babette. If you care about him...help me!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<looks at alert on wristwatch>
Crap! More zombies?
We'll have to continue this later, Babette!
pop Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, good thing that when it comes to having a drink, I can stop into SHAKES and not be subject to continuity and all that stuff.
I think I'll have a nice scotch, Babette (or Troy). I'd actually prefer if you picked it out for me. Something single malt, aged. Semi always had the best taste in Scotch, martinis and everything else and I usually would let him pick my drinks out for me.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Drinks anyone? Cobie, I think you might like a 16 year old Lagavulin. It's an Islay scotch with the trademark smokiness and very smooth. You may want to wear a smoking jacket and cravat while you sip this one.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Semi! I've heard so much about you, and I'm not sure we've ever formally met--I'm Lardy!
Hopefully, my reputation hasn't preceded me!
Anyhow, hit me with whatever you think's best--and have one yourself, why dontcha?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
What's your pleasure, Lardy?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Uh...WOW! Hi Semi! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hi Nightie. You wearing something revealing? (Sorry, just a little word play with "Nightie". I'm easily amused these days.)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hmmm...I feel like a beer today. Semi, give me whatever's your favorite beer.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Beer, beer, beer. Well, I spent a couple of weeks in England in June, and got used to Guiness at the pubs. So how about a Guiness - but really cold, not warm.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Sounds good!
<sips>
So where the hell have ya been, Semi? Everyone I've talked to has really missed ya!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Yeah. How have you been and how's Duncan?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Semi!!!
I was thinking about you just the other day!
Welcome home! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I've been fine, thanks. Duncan is just 2 points away from his championship now. After tomorrow, he may be just 1 point. I also have Skye now. She's 7 months old - a collie as well, and I'm showing her too. Hopefully, she and Duncan will be bred.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Semi, you wouldn't possibly have been posting under other I.D.s in recent weeks occasionally, would you? That possibility's been confounding a mutual acquaintance of ours recently, and then: BAM-- here you are! Posted by Caliente on :
Ohmigosh, Semi!! Hi!! Glad to hear the doggies are doing well. And traveling to England-- neat! Gotta love those accent.
Yay, Legion World's top bartender is back! (And just in time for my 21st! Woo!) The drinks just haven't been the same without you, you know.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
[ October 01, 2007, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: Spellbinder ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Good to see you back, Semi!
You remember how to make a Joe n' Jonnie?
Posted by Pov on :
I'll take an order of hasenfeffer and flapjacks to go, thanks. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Now we're cookin'! Or pouring...
Welcome back, Semi!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hey Semi! Welcome back!
It hasn't been the same without you
I'm so glad you're back on LW!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Drinks anyone? Cobie, I think you might like a 16 year old Lagavulin. It's an Islay scotch with the trademark smokiness and very smooth. You may want to wear a smoking jacket and cravat while you sip this one.
I was so hoping the scotch comment might somehow lead to you coming back (though it probably was coincidence).
Smoking jacket it is! The 16 year Lagavulin sounds perfect Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hmmmm... Do I get my hopes up that this is more than a one time return?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I hope it's more than that. I don't really know Semi, but I sure would like to. Everything I've heard has been really impressive.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, I'll try to visit more than once. You were asking about Duncan. He's grown quite a bit. Just to remind you, here he is when I got him.
And here he is today, and last winter when he won a 4 point major (defeating several champions). It was a big deal.
That's not me in the background. That's Duncan's handler. I would never wear such a conservative skirt. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
And joining Duncan behind the bar at SHAKES is Skye. She's now 8 months old. Here are a couple of pictures when I first got her, and a couple of months ago (at 5 or 6 months). And lastly a recent picture of Ducan and Skye on the bed (where they're not supposed to be, except for photo opportunities). Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
So, now what are you drinking?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Too cute. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'll have some of that same Scotch you gave to Cobie, please. That sounds good!
It's so nice to have Semi back behind the bar! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Rocky, I assume you'll have your Lagavulin in the Baccarat whisky, with ice and a dribble of spring water to expand the flavor and allow you to enjoy the smokey aroma.
Posted by Babette on :
I can't believe I have to work every night. It certainly would help pass the time (and more) if that absolutely delish Clive would come in. ***sigh***
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: That's not me in the background. That's Duncan's handler. I would never wear such a conservative skirt.
Duncan looks very showy.
And you don't get to prance around the stage with him???? Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Babette: I can't believe I have to work every night. It certainly would help pass the time (and more) if that absolutely delish Clive would come in. ***sigh***
Er, he's kinda been usurped by an evil tyrannical computer, right now, but we hope to have him back at some point!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Duncan and Skye are so adorable!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod! Duncan and Skye are so adorable!
Everyday Girl, I'd let you walk them, and feed them and brush them, especially on Friday evenings and Saturdays and Sundays, so I could go away and have a life.
Posted by rtvu2 on :
Semi! Glad your back.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I've had a rough one, Semi...gimme something strong enough to ease the pain!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, look at you Vu --- all parched and whatnot. You look like you've not had a decent cocktail since April 2006. Shame. What can I get you?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Lardy, you probably just need a double shot of Maker's Mark.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Lardy, you probably just need a double shot of Maker's Mark.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Damn flood control got me seeing double. Posted by Lard Lad on :
Sounds terrif, Semi!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Sounds terrif, Semi! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You want a cherry with that?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Always! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Ah, a man not afraid to show his soft side. You'll do well at SHAKES.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeah, Semi...maybe after all this Five Faces of Death stuff ends, I'll quit the LMB and come work here! (if I survive)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, we have a silver thong with your name embroidered on the waist band waiting for you Lardy, whenever you're ready to start.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'm always up for thongs! Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod! Duncan and Skye are so adorable!
Everyday Girl, I'd let you walk them, and feed them and brush them, especially on Friday evenings and Saturdays and Sundays, so I could go away and have a life.
Ohmygod! It's a deal Mr. Semi!
Just as soon as we like talk Gramps into letting me go the west coast...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, maybe when Gramps sends you to Stanford for your undergrad. I hear he is Mr. Moneybags, afterall. Looking after the dogs while you're a freshman will keep you out of trouble. Gramps will surely want that.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hi, Semi! Can I have another double shot of that Maker's Mark?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You certainly can, but since you're such a special customer, how about a double Crown Royal with a cherry? Maybe if I add a drop of Cinzanno Red, we could call it a Manhattan.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Sounds good...I certainly need a stiff drink with what I'm about to face...
...hey, is Babette doing alright? I know she and Clive were getting along pretty well. I don't know if she's aware of it but, well, Clive's in trouble, and I'm gonna be hard-pressed to save him. But I'm gonna do my best.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Babette's pretty focused on SHAKES and her studies. She's not had much opportunity to be part of the intrigue that grips Legion World from time to time. I doubt she's aware of Clive's predicament. Perhaps if Clive could get a message to her somehow, she might be of some assistance. Clive should be fairly specific in his requests given that Babette is unlikely to know the backstory. But I do know that Babette is very good at following instructions (those that do not violate her decency and propriety protocols, that is). I'm sure she would love to help Clive in what ever way she can, if instructed properly.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<thinks about his visions>
Hmmm...I don't think there's anything she can do. In fact she'd probably be putting herself in too much danger with a unique threat like the Computer Tyrant.
Maybe it's best she's blissfully unaware? If I save him, she won't have to worry about it. If I don't, well, maybe she hasn't fallen for him too much yet, and, hopefully, it won't hurt as much as it could. If she tries to help and sees him die, it might hurt her a lot, y'know? It's that dicey right now, Semi.
<takes big swig of his Crown royal>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, and by the way, Duncan did win both days last weekend and is now just one point shy of his championship. His next show is October 21. My mom will be visiting at that time and will be coming to the show. It would be really great if Duncan finishes then. He's such a neat dog. He's very friendly and will greet you by jumping up and pushing you over, if you're not ready. He doesn't have a mean bone in his body, but he is pretty strong. Aside from that, he's quite regal. I often catch myself looking at him and thinking what a great looking dog he is. He and Skye are going to have beautiful puppies.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Lardy, nobody really dies on Legion World.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Semi, can i get a double cherry vanilla DR Pepper?
Posted by Caliente on :
So this is where my deputy's been hiding! I wish I'd known, I would've joined him sooner! Anyway-- good luck, Semi!! I'd love to toast Duncan's win at my 21st!
Speaking of which, I think I'll have a Roy Rogers with diet cola please. Alcohol-free for nastalgia's sake.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Duncan does look very patrician, Lord Duncan. Are you ever in the show with him, or is it always the Conservative Skirt? I saw a video of the Westminster Dog Show and it seemed that some of the handlers'/owners' outfits (evening gowns!) distracted from the dogs.
I'll have some hair of the dog that bit me, which in my case is espresso.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll have bourbon and soda to start this fine morning. After all, its Thursday Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Semi, good to have you back!
and thanks for the Duncan pics! Skye's a cutie too!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
RTVU2, SHAKES is an adult bar. We don't serve cherry vanilla Doctor Pepper. However, I suppose I could concoct something that tastes similar - only it's going to knock you on your ass.
FC, Duncan is always handled by the conservative skirt (the skirt hides the tatoos). The handler does a great job and Duncan loves her. This Sunday ( a week from today) they are going for Duncan's championship point. I'm showing SKYE myself, though. A SHAKES espresso (made with Tia Maria) coming right up.
Cobie, a bourbon and soda coming right up.
Kent, what can I get you?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
something... creative... surprise me; as long as it has rum I'll be happy.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Though I never usually drink flavored vodkas, I have to admit that lately I've been drinking Stoli-O (orange) and absolutely love it! I like it both on the rocks, but also with soda.
In other news, did I ever mention that I found out I'm allergic to tonic water? Maybe not completely allergic, but it does something to my stomach when I drink it. Which is too bad 'cuz gin and tonics were my drink throughout college. Now I only ever mix with soda (only every once and awhile with ginger ale--never with coke).
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
Anybody that would drink Gin... Yeech, Bleah... would most likely drink Aqua-Velva.
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
Is there a bartender in this Joint?
I guess I'll just serve myself...
Posted by Caliente on :
Oh sure, he shows up here but when we needed his help at The Tower? Pffft, missing.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I assume you are referring to Gary Concord, the Ultra Man and not me. Lowly bartenders seldom take stands at Towers. Now, what can I get you to ease your crankiness, Caliente?
Posted by Caliente on :
I am indeed referring to Gary Concord. You, Semi, I'm always thrilled to see behind the bar.
With all this talk of gin, I think I'll have a gin lemon-lime. Got quite used to them when I went Down Under.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
We're going to make you a special gin Lemon-lime with No. 209 gin, available only in San Francisco. I hope when you went "down under" you remembered to come up for air from time to time. Posted by Caliente on :
Ooh, dirty, Semi! Shame on you. What would my husband* say?
That gin sounds, faboo, though. I'll have to check it out when I'm up in the Bay in November... and legal!
*Actor Lad and I got "married" in LMBP continuity when I saw him in Alaska this past August Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'd like to propose a new drink, the Ampersand. Ingredients?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
..a little of this & that & that & this &....
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Okay, this is how the Ampersand drink will work. The SHAKES patron will order a [liquor]Ampersand and the bartender will decide on the mix. For example, Cobie might order a Bourbon Ampersand. Depending on the bartender, Cobie might get a Bourbon Soda, or (if Cobie has slept with the bartender's girlfriend) Cobie might get a Bourbon Chocolate Milk. Arachne might order an Opal Nera Ampersand and get an Opal Nera with heavy cream (about the only thing I can think of that would mix with Opal Nera). Kent might order a Rum Ampersand and could, depending on my mood, get a Rum and Coke or a Rum, mint, sugar and soda (Mohito).
To sum it up, if you want an Ampersand, you specify the liquor and take your chances on what the bartender will concoct with that liquor.
And I could go on & on & on & on ....
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll take a bourbon ampersand then
(Feeling good about Semi serving this one )
Posted by Serenity Doxien on :
I take it you haven't heard of my signature Doxien cocktail....
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A Rum Ampersand, if you please, my good sir!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Cobie, I'm in a beneficent mood. Your bourbon ampersand shall be bourbon, a touch of sweet vermouth and a cherry.
Why no, Serenity Doxien, I've not heard of your signature Doxien cocktail. Care to enlighten me.....
Kent, a rum and coke for you. Myers, of course.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
C'est le weekend! I'll have a double espresso with a shot of something. Surprise me.
Posted by Caliente on :
Vodka Ampersand, please! I need strength for dealing with the parental units...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
FC, a double espresso with amaretto. A classic, like you.
Caliente, a vodka collins for you. Simple and straightforward, as you'll need to be when dealing with your parents.
Ah bartending! ... part pusher, part counsellor.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You're Guinan to our Jean-Luc.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, I have to concoct a new drink in honor of my collie, Duncan. Today, Duncan won best of breed at the Del Valle dog show in Pleasanton, California. What's important about that win, is that it gave Duncan the final point he needed for his championship. So, now, he is Champion Ravencroft's Galahad (that's his American Kennel Club registered name), but he will answer to 'Your Lordship."
So now I'm going to need some help in designing the new SHAKES drink, "the Duncan." Suggestions?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: You're Guinan to our Jean-Luc.
I am not worthy.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Has Duncan ever run into (or up against) the famous Mr. Muggles out on the dog show circuit, Semi?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Mr. Muggles did the Texas show circuit. Duncan's a California boy. Their paths, consequently, never crossed.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Congrats to Duncan.
Given that Collies originated in Scotland, The Duncan should have Scotch in it. And served in a long glass to symbolize the long hair of the Collie.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
So, hypothetically, if Duncan had gone against Mr. Muggles, who would have won? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: So, hypothetically, if Duncan had gone against Mr. Muggles, who would have won?
Well, if Duncan had gone up against Mr. Muggles it would have had to have been in best in show. Historically Collies have not done well in the best in show competitions. For example, Collies have won best in show only once in the history of the Westminster Kennel Club (1929). Pomeranians (which is what Mr. Muggles is), have also won Westminster just once (1988). (I used Westminster as the example because it's pretty much a national dog show).
To get to best in show, a dog must first win its breed and then group. Collies are part of the herding group and Pomeranians (which Mr. Muggles is) are part of the toy group. Collies have won the group at Westminster only 5 times (all between 1936 and 1941) while Pomeranians have won their group 13 times.
Collies and Pomeranians coincided in winning their respective groups in only 2 years - 1926, 1935. Neither won best in show those years.
In judging best in show, the judge is supposed to look at how close the dog comes to its breed standard registered with the AKC. In reality, it's very political and usually known in the inner circle who will win beforehand.
Collies are not popular is all breed shows. I don't know why. So I'm going to guess, that if Mr. Muggles met Duncan in a best in show competition, and it was between the two of them, Muggles would likely win, because Pomeranians are more popular.
(Aren't you sorry you asked?)
[ October 22, 2007, 03:47 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Thanks, Quislet. The Duncan i sa fine Islay scotch served uncharacteristically in a tall glass, with ice and a splash of water. The ice and water are imported from a crystal clear icy mountain spring in the Scottish Highlands.
[ October 22, 2007, 03:56 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll be a guinea pig and try one, Semi.
And I'll toast to Duncan with a Duncan!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
A Duncan for Kent. I'll make this with a Caol Ila single malt.
The water is Highland Spring Water described as follows:
The Highland Spring source, fabled since 1503 and King James IV of Scotland, comes from the Ochil Hills regional formation of red sandstone and basalt. This formation is some 400 million years old, and encompasses the nearby Gleneagles source also. The water quality results from a long-term filtration of fresh rainwater from the undulating heather clad slopes. Highland Spring is even lower in minerals than Gleneagles - virtually Sodium-free, and Nitrate-free. It is one of the elite low-TDS natural mineral waters on earth.
Here's to you.
Cha-Gheill! (Gaelic for no surrender)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Finally! a spring water worthy of an award-winning royal pup!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
So is Sandra Bennett an exaggeration, or are a lotta dog show people really that flaky?
Posted by Serenity Doxien on :
well, to make a Doxien Cocktail, all you need is: 1 teaspoon of crystal-x,(Mimain sugar), 1 whole mim-dot, (a candy like treat) and 2 cups of milk. blend them together, and ta-da! a Doxien cocktail.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Lard Lad, Sandra Bennett is not a total exageration.
Serenity, wouldn't you prefer a cosmo?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
So Semi, if that's true, is there a little Sandra in you? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Absolutely not, Lard Lad, I'm always a model of decorum (well, except that one time....) Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Speaking of models of decorum, I'll have a Giant Robotic Lesbian Ampersand.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Cobie, you didn't follow the rules for an Ampersand cocktail. You have to mention the liquor first then "ampersand". Anyway, I'll just have to interpret your cryptic request. Let's see, GRL was always in need of oil and she was always overheating, so that must be what you meant.
Here you go, Cobie, a Quaker State 10 W 30 and distilled water. Enjoy!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'll have a Tia Maria Ampersand, in honour of my neighbour's beautiful Persian show cat, Tia. (Actually, I've never had Tia Maria, so I may be in for a rude surprise.)
Posted by Serenity Doxien on :
sure! why not?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
hey! that was good!
Okay, I'm ready to try a Tequila Ampersand!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
FC, your Tia Maria Ampersand is served in an old fashioned over ice. I pour in two ounces of Tia Maria, one ounce of strong espresso and fill the rest of the glass with heavy cream. Sounds so good that I may just join you in one.
A cosmo for Serenity.
A tequila ampersand for Kent. Today the Tequila Ampersand is served in a highball one third filled with crushed ice. Add 3 oz of tequila, 3 oz. of fresh orange juice, the juice of one small lime, and fill the remainder of the glass with sparkling water. Light refreshing and very satisfying. I have one of the droids bring it out to you pool-side.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'll have a Diet Coke Ampersand (no alcohol please)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Semi, it's been a while since I've tried a new scotch. What do you have that's nice and smooth, with maybe just a little more bite than Dalwhinnie?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Quislet, you may have a diet coke, but there's no such thing as a Diet Coke Ampersand. An Ampersand drink must start with a liquor and the bartender choses the mix.
Hoppy, I think you really need to try the Islay scotches. Islay is pronounced "Eye-la". They are characteristically smokey. My absolute favorite is the Lagavulin 16 year old - very smokey, but very smooth. It's typically $65 to $85 a bottle, so it's not for everyday drinking. A good kick-ass Islay scotch with powerful smoke and nice balance is the Laphroaig 10 year old. Trader Joes sells it for $30. It's a bit rougher than the Lagavulin but it's a great scotch. It's pronounced "La-froyg". So....what'll it be (knowing of course, that drinks are always free at SHAKES.)
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod Mr Semi! I'll have a like Johnny Walker Black Ampersand...
In memory of Uncle Spacey...
Posted by Caliente on :
I'll have whatever you give a gal on her 21st, Semi. (In two hours, anyway-- we're on PST here.)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Why Everyday Girl, you're much too young to drink. But you're not to young to clean. Pick up a mop and when you're done, load the dishwasher.
Caliente, SHAKES is also on PST. So we'll wait until tomorrow. Wouldn't want to run afoul of the law, now, would we.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Caliente, SHAKES is also on PST. So we'll wait until tomorrow. Wouldn't want to run afoul of the law, now, would we.
yeah, cuz Cali's never, like, tried alcohol before today....
Posted by Caliente on :
Right.
Yay, it's time! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'll have what she's having, but less.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll have what Cali's having, but perhaps not as many refills.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
As Caliente's sugar daddy, I'll pick up her tab. (which is easy to do here since all the drinks are free)
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! The dishwasher just broke (Imagine That!) so you guys are all like gonna hafta drink out of paper-cups.
Now if you'll please move to the back room I need to sweep up in here...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
no, the dishwasher's fine. See? it just needed to be plugged in.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Caliente, first of all, Happy Birthday. Now down to business. A margarita is always a good celebratory drink. We'll make yours with Heradura Gold, fresh lime juice, a bit of Rose's lime and Courvoisier.
FC and Kent , I hear you and your wish is my command.
Everyday Girl, you're doing a swell job. You have a bright future in residential maintenance and sanitation.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Mr Shakeyrear! You're such a like Big Jerk Help.
Here, let me finish loading that...
<Crash!!!> Ohmygod! I like dropped all those expensive crystal goblets...
<Sniff> Mr Semi's gonna kill me... <Sniff>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hmmm, interesting brochures for "Miss Precious' School for Naughty, Wayward and Incorrigible Girls." I think somebody's gramps needs to peruse these.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Just mark them "for display purposes only - do not remove from premises" and you can be sure he'll avail himself to them.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod!
Gramps would never send me away to some stinky old boarding school.
If he even like thought about it I'd... I'd... never speak to him again.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who said "Miss Precious' School for Naughty, Wayward and Incorrigible Girls" was a boarding school? It sounds more like a reformatory.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! And Why, Mr Quizzy-Poo, Would I Need To Go To A Reformatory?!?! Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod!
Gramps would never send me away to some stinky old boarding school.
If he even like thought about it I'd... I'd... never speak to him again.
*cough* Watch out you don't go convincing him with promises like that. Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente:
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod!
Gramps would never send me away to some stinky old boarding school.
If he even like thought about it I'd... I'd... never speak to him again.
*cough* Watch out you don't go convincing him with promises like that.
Ohmygod!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Everyday Girl, Miss Precious' school is indeed a reformatory, based on the virtues of prairie life in the 1700's. You'll learn to milk cows, plow furrows with the oxen, haul water, make tallow candles, and scrub floors all in your sensible smock and bonnet without soiling either. Character is built through toil and dedication, Miss Precious always says (between canings, that is.)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod! And Why, Mr Quizzy-Poo, Would I Need To Go To A Reformatory?!?!
I don't know. I have found you a sweet and charming young lady, albeit with a hair-trigger and good marksmenship.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
If you're lucky EDG, Miss Precious may marry off to a fine gentleman like myself, who will have you do those tasks for the rest of your days.
Posted by Vee on :
<The antique, varnished doors swing open suddenly>
Is it true? Is he really back?
Semi !
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
enters the bar.
"By the lord Harry its a long time sice I've been in here"
Walks up to the Bar. Shakes Semi by the Hand
"Good to see you back old bean. Now hows about a fine port what would you sugest"
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
What a reunion!
Ampersands all around!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee: <The antique, varnished doors swing open suddenly>
Is it true? Is he really back?
Semi !
I was wondering when you'd show up. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
By the way, the smilie says it all.
Posted by Vee on :
SemiSweets, you have no idea...the only thing that kept me hanging on was that hope that you would be back someday! And now you are!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
We'll talk about that in private. Right now we've got a bar to run.
Posted by Vee on :
Sigh! I thought we had server bots to take care of that while we were "busy" Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well we do have Babette and Troy. They're much more than just server bots. They have sentient programming and don't you remember, we both decided to implement their "free-will protocol"?
In fact, Babette's taken an interest in Clive, a Lard Lad robot. I think Babette might be working tomorrow evening.
Posted by Clive on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: In fact, Babette's taken an interest in Clive, a Lard Lad robot. I think Babette might be working tomorrow evening.
[Noted: Clive will do his best to stop by tomorrow evening!]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Its like old times again! Now we need to get Outdoor Miner off the wagon ASAP!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
we need a MIner One-Liner right about now!
Posted by Vee on :
By the way Semi, I can't wait to introduce you to Rex and I truly can't wait until you introduce him to one of our official SHAKES silver thongs!
I have a felling that he's going to look absolutely spectacular in one of those.
Oh, and remind me to tell you about my sons when I get a chance... Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee: Oh, and remind me to tell you about my sons when I get a chance...
Come again?????
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee: By the way Semi, I can't wait to introduce you to Rex and I truly can't wait until you introduce him to one of our official SHAKES silver thongs!
I have a felling that he's going to look absolutely spectacular in one of those.
Who is Rex? Have you been .... I can't even say it. Posted by Babette on :
Oh dear, did I miss Clive? Posted by Clive on :
Babette? Are you still here, my sweet?
Posted by Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Vee: Oh, and remind me to tell you about my sons when I get a chance...
Come again?????
Well, you have been away for a while!
But, you already know them. Pol is a part of me...born of me while in the Variable Realm. It's probably best if I go into the details later but he is my son. Especially now that his mother & father have died. As for my other son...you know Condo as well. I have adopted him and declared him to be a true son of the House Varalent because of the love & loyalty his has demonstrated to Pol since they first met and became so close. So, yes, I now have two sons.
I hope you can accept them as such because they will see you as part of their family as well.
Posted by Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Vee: By the way Semi, I can't wait to introduce you to Rex and I truly can't wait until you introduce him to one of our official SHAKES silver thongs!
I have a felling that he's going to look absolutely spectacular in one of those.
Who is Rex? Have you been .... I can't even say it.
Why SemiSweets...are you jealous? I can't believe you would think for one second that I would have been unfaithful! Don't you know that you're the only one for me? Always have been, always will be.
No, you have no need to worry about Rex but you will come to know him very well. He played a big part in finding me and helping to bring me back. Besides, he is Sarya's younger brother and he feels that he owes me and you a blood debt for all the support & friendship we gave the Empress, before she died defending Legion World. He has assumed mastery of the Eye and has decided to live here as well.
And as you'll soon discover...he's quite a hottie! And a tremendous flirt but you'll like him alot, I know. But I am certain you'll have him in one of those thongs within 5 minutes of meeting him! Posted by Babette on :
Oh Clivey-poo, I've only got a short while before my battery dies. I've missed you so. You're all I think of while recharging.
Posted by Babette on :
Now who want's a drink?
Posted by Clive on :
Hello, my sweet. I've missed you!
Posted by Babette on :
Clive, I see you're wearing your SHAKES silver thong. YUM!
Posted by Babette on :
Would you read poetry to me?
Posted by Clive on :
<blushes>
I'm pleased you like it! I'm sorry I've been away. I've had...quite an adventure.
Posted by Clive on :
Poetry? I'm...afraid I came unprepared for that...
Posted by Clive on :
...however, there is one that comes to mind:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimmed, And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed: But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st, Nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st, So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Do you like that one? It's by William Shakespeare!
Posted by Clive on :
Oh, my sweet...I have news, and I'm not sure what you'll think...
Posted by Babette on :
Oh let the news wait. My heart's a-flutter.
Posted by Clive on :
As is mine. I've missed you so much!
Posted by Babette on :
But pray tell, what is that pesky news?
Posted by Clive on :
I, well...how can I say this...Babette, my angel, it's a long story, but I'm...no longer an android. I'm completely human now. Does that...change things between us?
Posted by Babette on :
Well, I'm stronger, smarter, and more beautiful than any human could possibly be. But unfortunately, we could never "fit" together. Call me if you find a way to reverse the process. Good-bye my sweet memory.
Posted by The Red Bee on :
Don't mind me. That was heart-breaking and all, but Clive just isn't quite in your league anymore with his normal human parts.
Know what I mean, Babette?
<grin>
I'll have a scotch on the rocks. I figure this is the only place on Legion World where politics and religion aren't allowed...and I'm public enemy #1 or the anti-christ depending on who you're asking.
Posted by Clive on :
Goodbye...my sweet.
<leaves, head bowed and shoulders hunched>
Posted by The Red Bee on :
Talk about a downer. I'll have to remember that the next time I'm mosying around the streets of Legion World.
Posted by Babette on :
I think you took a wrong turn. That pole dancing bar is up the street. What's it called....? Shameless Hussies Bar, or something like that.
Posted by The Red Bee on :
My apologies. I won't bother you anymore. I'm just looking for some quiet contemplation with a scotch.
I didn't mean to overhear.
Posted by Babette on :
Well then, here's a Dalwhinnie. It's a good beginner's scotch.
Posted by The Red Bee on :
Here's lookin' at you
Posted by Babette on :
Are you human?
Posted by The Red Bee on :
No, not quite. Neither human nor android I'm afraid. I'm not sure there is a scientific explanation for what I am in interlac, though they'd waste no time trying to come up with one if they can ever hold me long enough.
I take many forms, this one is a favorite, one of two that Legion World knows me by.
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Calling him Crap on a Stick would be an insult to Crap.
I've got at least a dozen warrants for your arrest, Bee-itch. So it's face down on the floor time for you.
But you could choose to resist arrest, <Draws Her Twin Katannas> I'd like that...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Looks like he's long gone My. And we know the story with tracking the Bee...
<looks at drink>
(Scotch, eh?)
Posted by Caliente on :
Semi, can I have a Lard Lad special? Feels only right to honor him with a drink...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
a Lard Lad special? sounds fattening.
Posted by Caliente on :
*sniff* Have some respect for the deceased!
...and I am NOT fat!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I never said you were fat; just that the drink sounds fattening.
I do not believe Lardy is really dead. He is NOT yet a registered voter in Chicago as of 5 p.m. yesterday.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Bartender! Can you recommend a good scotch to be stored in a vault as an investment?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Lard Lad special? Hmmm. Since I've never had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Lad, perhaps you could give me some information about him that fwould help me concoct an appropriate libation.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Bartender! Can you recommend a good scotch to be stored in a vault as an investment?
Fat Cramer, I found the following bit of information that may assist you with your investment:
Twelve bottles of "The Macallan" 60 year old unblended Scotch whiskey were recently released for auction in Milan. The bottles are decorated with designer labels especially created by Italian artist Valerio Adami, and each came with its own brass and glass display case. Described by the editors of "Wine Magazine" as "incredibly smooth, round and rich", an anonymous Scottish businessman entered a sealed bid for 15,000 pounds Sterling for each of the bottles numbered 1 - 6, thus making this the world's most expensive Scotch whiskey. The other bottles remained unsold but this did not discourage auctioneer Paolo Armani who speculates that in "five or six years their value will probably double".
As for storing the whiskey in a vault, once bottled, the scotch will not improve with age. Here's a snippet discussing that:
Potential buyers of single malt Scotch whisky should be aware of several things First, all scotch whisky matures and improves in oak casks. There really are enormous differences between whiskeys that are 8, 12, 16 or 25 years old. After being bottled, that development stops but the whisky can maintain its quality for 50, 100 or more years so long as the bottle remains sealed. Even after opening, blended whisky will not deteriorate provided that its bottle or decanter is tightly sealed. On the other hand, once single malt whisky has been opened, it will lost much of its power and flavor after 2 - 3 weeks.
[ October 28, 2007, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Bah!
Scotch was made for drinking, not storage!
..got anything 35 years old and peaty?
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Lard Lad special? Hmmm. Since I've never had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Lad, perhaps you could give me some information about him that would help me concoct an appropriate libation.
Hmm... well, he was a tad chunky, as the name implies. And he had a heroic heart but was shrouded in tragedy. He was also a bit debaucherous, especially in the old days when our Cobie was still a young'un. But, most of all, he loved the LMBP.
*sniff* Excuse me, I'm just a bit emotional...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well then, perhaps you didn't know that I am a master brewer. In honor of Lard Lad we'll brew a special stout called "Lardy Ale".
Posted by Caliente on :
Sounds perfect. Thank you, Semi. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
to Lardy!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hear, hear!
To Lardy!
Posted by Caliente on :
To Lardy!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Free Lardy Ale for everyone ... and beer nuts too!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I need a good Hallowe'en drink - black coffee and something orange... or something ghostly-looking. A Lardy Ale in a pumpkin shell?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Something ghostly - very simple, unfiltered sake.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
of how about a Coors? This is the day for things... ghastly! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll enjoy a nice drink for Lardy too.
Kent is right about Coors though... Posted by Blockade Boy on :
I'd drink Lardy Ale even if it weren't free!
Prost!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Lardy Ale has proven to be so popular, that SHAKES is considering a companion Lardy Lager for the lightweights.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
how about a Lardy Stout?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've heard the big corporations are trying to get the Lardy Brand to sell out and offer 'HUGEMANBREASTS-milk' and other non-alcohol products. Hopefully the brand will maintain its integrity.
Posted by Vee on :
I can assure you that SHAKES (which produces the Lardy line of beverages) will not be producing anything labeled "HUGEMANBREASTS" whether it be milk or otherwise. Besides, we're quite proprietary and would not license out our brand to others.
Posted by Vee on :
Semi? I'm surprised you didn't mention that Babette had been cast in the Heinekin Draught commercials?
Congratualtions Babette! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: how about a Lardy Stout?
Lardy Ale is a stout. Kent... stay after class.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee: I can assure you that SHAKES (which produces the Lardy line of beverages) will not be producing anything labeled "HUGEMANBREASTS" whether it be milk or otherwise. Besides, we're quite proprietary and would not license out our brand to others.
But that's not to say we'd be adverse to having a HUGEMANBREASTS contest, pool-side, with Giant Robotic Lesbian as the judge.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee: Semi? I'm surprised you didn't mention that Babette had been cast in the Heinekin Draught commercials?
Congratualtions Babette!
Nobody ever tells me anything. (I'm still steaming about Rex or whatever his name is. )
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Friday night and nobody here. Fortunately, I never minded drinking alone.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'll join you. Let's go over by the fireplace and sit in the wing-back chairs and put our feet up. I can't think of a more pleasant way to spend a Friday evening than sitting by the fire and chatting with Fat Cramer. We'll talk about cats and dogs, gardening and picking up sea-shells on the windswept beach.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...ah...the place to myself.
(sweeps up, makes a margarita, puts on some Jimmy Buffett).
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh Kent, don't think you're ever alone at SHAKES. Remember, I'm semi-transparent and not really visible in the shadows. Also, Vee has size powers and he uses them for purposes other than entertainment. He could be sitting on the bar a safe distance from your glass without you knowing it. As a matter of fact, I think we were both enjoying your company without you knowing it. I especially enjoyed your Celine Delon medley. (Advice: Don't do that in public. ) Love you, alll the same. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
D'oh!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Single malt, your Lordship?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
The place looks empty, but I feel like somebody is watching me. Did the eyes in that portrait just move?
A drink to settle my nerves, please.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<walks out from behind secret portrait entrance>
I'm glad Semi put up that secret passageway from the Security Office. Who knew that the men's locker room could get you to such great places?
I'll join you FC. My nerves could use some settling as well...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Single malt, your Lordship?
your finest, please. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <walks out from behind secret portrait entrance>
I'm glad Semi put up that secret passageway from the Security Office. Who knew that the men's locker room could get you to such great places?
I'll join you FC. My nerves could use some settling as well...
I've never been to the Security Office. It sounds like nice place to be pampered. I had back surgery this month. Cobie, tell me ... do you have comfortable chairs?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I hope your surgery went well.
Dr. Gym'll orders you to relax, and let Babette handle the bar. If she gets swamped, I'll gladly pitch in, too.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
The surgery went fine and the best thing is that with the hump removed, those horrible school children can no longer call me Quasimoto.
Actually, I just had a herniated disk. They removed part of it to ease up on the sciatic nerve. Now I can walk without pain.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
glad to hear it.
now git along! them bells don't ring themselves, ya know.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Back surgery, ugh! I hope those dogs took good care of you.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
semi's back... new and improved!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Back surgery, ugh! I hope those dogs took good care of you.
Now that Duncan is officially an AKC champion (next we're going for his Canadian championship) he's got an attitude - it's play, play, play, and do your best to prepare something wonderful to tempt me to eat.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Christmas shopping season - ugh! I'll just pop in here after navigating through the teeming masses for some unwinding.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
it's chilly... Irish Coffee weather!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Semi
Your best champagne for everyone at the bar please. Its one year ago today that GiGi made me the happiest man in the galaxy by marrying me. I want to celebrate,
By the way how’s the back?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Darden, crongratulations on your first anniversary. Best wishes for many more and much continued happiness. Would a magnum of Roeder Cristal be okay for a start? By the way, it's on the house. Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Jennifer and I will just take that to a little corner booth to enjoy a quiet moment if you dont mind. What do you recomend for the rest of the guys Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Michelob light. You don't want them getting all ornery when you're here with a lady.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: semi's back... new and improved!
Finally dawned on me how clever that was.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Congratulations, Darden and Gigi!
Posted by Caliente on :
Yes! Congratulations!
To the first of many married anniversaries.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
With the holidays upon us, its time to switch to something more holiday-ish. Any reccomendations, Semi?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I do not recommend mistletoe margaritas, Cobie. They leave a bitter aftertaste.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Michelob light. You don't want them getting all ornery when you're here with a lady.
Ah Semi cant you give them somthing alcoholic instead.
Thnaks guys, the first year has been wonderful ( but dont tell Gigi I said that) Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Belated Aniversary wishes to Faraway Lad and Gigglebot Girl!
And now, a toast to Repeal Day!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A toast to Faraway, Gigi and RepeaL!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
In the novel Cloud Atlas, there is a cocktail called "Major Tom to Ground Control" but they don't reveal what's in it.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Egg Nog perhaps?.....
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Serenity Doxien: Egg Nog perhaps?.....
No, believe me, it'll go straight to your hips. On the other hand a martini will go straight to your head. It's your call.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Serenity Doxien: Egg Nog perhaps?.....
No, believe me, it'll go straight to your hips. On the other hand a martini will go straight to your head. It's your call.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Not my fault.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'll gladly raise a fine snifter of cognac to Repeal Day!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
The day after Repeal Day must have been Hangover Day.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Shhhhh! not so loud!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
WHAT did you SAY?
<trips, knocks over a tray of dishes and a lamp, reaches out to break fall and lands on the piano keyboard; the parakeet and its cage are knocked from the piano and it squawks loudly>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
This is getting old, Mr. Shakespeare. Oh well.... <<a soft green glow settles over the room. The occupants experience a fleeting sense of deja-vu. And all is as it was, except for Mr. Shakespeare, that is. He's now wearing his red lycra bikini briefs on his head and his socks on his ears.>>
Apparently the Emerald Empress' spell has a mischievous side.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
*hold out towel to Kent to replace the red lycra bikini briefs now on his head while discretely looking away*
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yo, Semi--got some Lardy Ale for a auto-reply algorithm?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Semi, in honor of Christmas, the long ago celebrated Earth holiday, I shall stand under the missletoe for any females that come into SHAKES. And for every fifth male, I will give a pat on the butt!
Now if only Harbi could do a few Christmas tunes on the piano...
Posted by Future on :
I support Cobalt in his endeavors and might pass under on occasion to press my luck.
Now that's a good way to celebrate the season. I'd love to hear Harbi do a number or two.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Lardy, since you're just an auto-reply algorithm, I'm beaming you the chemical composition of Lardy Ale. Like it?
Cobaltus, you realize that at SHAKES for every pat on the butt you give, you'll get two squeezes of yours.
Future, heed the cautionary advice to Cobalt Kid. And we'd all love to hear Harbinger do a number or two. Where is that lovely minx?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Lardy, since you're just an auto-reply algorithm, I'm beaming you the chemical composition of Lardy Ale. Like it?
mmmmmmm......nice chemical composition, that one!
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Cobaltus, you realize that at SHAKES for every pat on the butt you give, you'll get two squeezes of yours.
And yea his devious master plan stands revealed!
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: And we'd all love to hear Harbinger do a number or two. Where is that lovely minx?
Long as we ain't watchin' her number two, if you catch my drift! This is one twisted algorithm, but not quite that twisted!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Potty mouth, Lard Lad. For that, I should make you go out on a date with one of those Arthurian sisters, if they were around anymore. Vivianne, I think was her name, would be a challenge.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
If I were more than just an algorithm, I'd definitely be interested, Semi! Posted by Caliente on :
Semi, I think I love you. What a match that would have been... Tee hee!
Also, as it's a Saturday night, I'd love a house margarita, please! (I had one a spicy guava one at dinner yesterday and it was YUMMY. )
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Maybe we could set Lardy up with Synthia, the first artifically created bacterium. But he'd have to get her back to the lab by midnight.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, Nancy, don't give Lardy such a hard time. Business at SHAKES has been rather dismal for the last year and a half. What with STU gone (although he's fine, so don't worry) and Miner getting all responsible and stuff (we still lament the demise of the 3'fer), we really do need a STAR patron. I think Lardy's up for the task.
Caliente, a margarita for you would be the exquisite Heradura Silver Tequila, fresh lime, Cointreau, a splash of Rose's Lime (not too much though) and more fresh lime. It must be tart - with just a hint of sweetness and must excite the back of the tongue like Alejandro Fernandez singing to you, and you alone, in the moonlight. Enjoy.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
STAR patron, eh? I think you've got your algorithm, Semi!
Gimme something...decadent!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Say, Semi...you got any liquored-up coffee choices here? Methinks Cramer's gotten too complacent on that front....
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You know, what ever happened to Tia Maria? Maybe we should have a Tia Maria night. In fact, my first Tia Maria creation, will be the Tia Cramer - three ounces of Tia Maria, a shot of espresso, a dollop of whipped cream and a freshly roasted coffee bean on top. Enjoy, Lard Lard.
Posted by Stealth on :
Semi, could you also please create:
Tia Stealth
Tia Caliente
Tia Arachne
Tia Harbinger
?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Stealth, you're a sweetie, but you must understand that creativity can't be ordered like a cheap James Patterson paperback from Amazon. Inspiration is it's own mistress. I dare not place any demands upon her, lest she abandon me. However, I do recall, that Arachne already had her own libation named after her, and it involves Opal Nera. As for Harbinger, I can't imagine that I didn't create something at sometime for one of my greatest loves. I also think I created a cocktail for Caliente in the past. So that leaves you and I must say, it's way overdue and that's due to my absence of 1.528 years. Tell me a bit about your likes and dislikes so that Mistress Inspiration may instruct me appropriately.
Posted by Caliente on :
Well, you did make me that fabulous margarita for my birthday and that ampersand drink (vodka collins, maybe?) during the ampersand phase. Mm, yummy. But, yeah, I don't think I've ever gotten a self-titled drink.
That's okay, though! I'm just happy to be able to visit Shakes with my favorite bartender again. (Babette kinda freaks me out. )
I'd order something, but I'm due back to my books. Ooh, maybe next time I'll be able to enjoy Stealth's drink! That'd be pretty sweet as.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Did you ever make a drink in honor of your dogs?
Posted by Stealth on :
Semi, I'll get back to you soon with that list of likes and dislikes.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Did you ever make a drink in honor of your dogs?
FC, I don't think that Duncan drinks. But, you know, now that he's a champion, he is taking a lot of liberties. For example, when I got home tonight, I found the pillows at the foot of the bed. I guess it wouldn't surprise me to learn he's been raiding the liquor cabinet as well.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: But, yeah, I don't think I've ever gotten a self-titled drink.
(Babette kinda freaks me out. )
Okay, a signature drink is coming. Babette's not creepy - it's just that she has perfectly formed, perpetually perky boobs. Okay, maybe in some circumstances, not involving Cobie, that is a bit unsettling.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Babette.
Feh.
She thinks only other artificial lifeforms (who are perfect looking, to boot) are good enough to court her. Broke poor Clive's heart.
He really liked her. Broke his heart and dumped him after he was turned human.
Yeah, she freaks me out too, Cali.
Babette. Feh.
Gimme something strong, please, Semi.
[ December 15, 2007, 02:00 AM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Lardiciousness, you misunderstand Babette. She's a woman and she's understandably upset at being deceived. Clive represented himself to be of her type, i.e., advanced psuedo-humanoid. He messed up. Don't blame it on the girl.
And something strong - how about some slivovitz from the former Yugoslavia. It's a bit like airplane fuel, but you didn't specify that it had to taste good. And I'm a bit cross with you raggin' on Babette like that. Posted by Lard Lad on :
<slurp>
'At'll do, Semi...at'll do.
Sorry, man. But, see, Clive had no control over what happened to him and had no idea he'd be hit with the enchantment that my namesake and Dru had prepared for him that made him human. So, you see, he actually never deceived Babette at all. I'm surprised she feels that way, actually.
Anyhow, Clive's still hurting really bad, so I had to vent some. Sorry if my venting like that hurt your feelings. He really cared about her, y'know. So from my and his point of view, Clive just wasn't good enough for her anymore because he's now human.
Oh well, pass that on to her if you would Semi.
And thanks for the drink.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I once was hurt that GRL turned down my advances. Sure, she's a lesbian, a robot, and prety gigantic, but you know--I'm Cobalt Kid, I thought my charm knew no bounds. Still, it hurt, and boy was I surprised, when we had that special night by the pool. (I still think Vee and Semi tried to slip me bi-beer, but I switched drinks with her to try her vodka & crude oil).
Where was I going with this story? Oh yeah, I like Babette's eternally perky bust.
And I'll take a drink too Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Today was a good day. As you might know, I have collies (no - that's not a pubic infestation, it's Lassie). My male collie became a champion this past fall. I acquired a female collie puppy in May and I showed her today for the first time. She won and got her first points towards her championship. The exciting thing for me was that with Duncan (my boy), I always had a handler show him because I didn't know what to do in the ring. With Skye (my female - she's 11 months), I've learned a bit and was confident enough to go in the ring with her. I was quite a thrill when the judge pointed to her as the winner.
So look for us in the remake of Best in Show.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
We'll be looking for you, Semi!
But then your a star in our book anyway!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
SHAKES is a little quiet tonight. But there's a warm fire and good wishes for all for a very happy new and fulfilling new year. May all your dreams come just that much closer to reality in the coming year.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
it seems only fitting that I pop in here...
Posted by Vee on :
It seems fitting that we all pop in here.
Happiest of New Years to everyone on Legionworld. May the year 2008 bring us all much happiness!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Aw, Matt and Vee at SHAKES -- seems like old times, ... good times. I miss you guys. Posted by Mattropolis on :
Semi, I miss you bunches...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Cheers!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Matt's back! wow!
a toast is in order!
Posted by dedman on :
Awesome, Semi is back!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I need a drink right now.
How about a Rob Roy? I had one at a party recently. It was kinda cool. Hold the cherry, though. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Rob Roy coming right up senor Hoppy. And how long do you expect me to hold this cherry. <taps foot>
[ January 15, 2008, 11:51 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
What's in a Rob Roy? Sounds like there should be bourbon in it for some reason.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's made with Scotch, sweet vermouth and Angostura bitters. Traditionally it's garnished with a maraschino cherry, but I really dislike those.
It's apparently similar to a Manhattan, but made with Scotch instead of another whisk(e)y.
Oh, and I hope you've dropped that cherry, Semi. I just didn't want it in my drink, thank you.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
c'mon, Rocky... how many times can one say that your favorite bartender holds your cherry in his hasnds?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Bad boy, Kent Shakespeare! Actually, I gave the cherry to Giant Robotic Lesbian. She loves them. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Mid-week, mid-winter blahs. Something to perk one up, bartender!
Posted by Clive on :
<enters>
Semi, I'll have a Shirley Temple to go...and please tell Babette that I've moved on and gotten elected as co-deputy of the LMB.
Tell her I valued our friendship while it lasted and will always have good memories of that time.
<leaves>
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A toast!
To Faraway Lad, our fearless leader!
To Nova Girl and Clive, our capable deputies!
Truly a dream team!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Mid-week, mid-winter blahs. Something to perk one up, bartender!
A campari with soda should put some spring in your step, Fat Cramer. Tart with a hint of sweetness. Sounds like someone we know. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Clive: <enters>
Semi, I'll have a Shirley Temple to go...and please tell Babette that I've moved on and gotten elected as co-deputy of the LMB.
Tell her I valued our friendship while it lasted and will always have good memories of that time.
<leaves>
Congratulations, Clive, our esteemed patron. A Shirley Temple will never be served at SHAKES. Even Mrs. Black herself would stiffen at the suggestion. If it's your image you're concerned about, how about a nice sparkling mountain spring water with a twist of lime and a dash of Angostura Bitters (to make it just a tad interesting).
And don't give up on Babette just yet. I hear she's considering the partial humanification process.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: A toast!
To Faraway Lad, our fearless leader!
To Nova Girl and Clive, our capable deputies!
Truly a dream team!
A toast ... hell, why not the whole loaf!!! Here's to the new leaders. Faraway, you're no stranger to SHAKES. It's an honor to have one of our own at the helm. Clive is also no stranger and I hope Nova Girl will soon cease to be one. You shall always find a quiet table and cozy fire to welcome you after a tiring day of administering Legion World. Posted by Lard Lad on :
Semi, watcha got for algorithms?
Posted by Clive on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Congratulations, Clive, our esteemed patron. A Shirley Temple will never be served at SHAKES. Even Mrs. Black herself would stiffen at the suggestion. If it's your image you're concerned about, how about a nice sparkling mountain spring water with a twist of lime and a dash of Angostura Bitters (to make it just a tad interesting).
And don't give up on Babette just yet. I hear she's considering the partial humanification process.[/QB]
<tastes>
ummm...nice!
Actally, my lack of desire for alcohol is not image-based, but well...I got drunk after that last date with Babette, and well---have you ever HAD a hangover?!? I've never felt so bad in my LIFE! Why would ANYONE drink again after experiencing THAT!?!?
So as a recently 'humanified' sentient I decided that drinking's just not for me, y'know?
As for Babette, well...I just don't want to come off as a stalker, y'know? I like her a lot. I guess it's the "opposites attract" thing I hear so much about. I'm what they call kind of a geek who's uncomfortable with himself, and she's so...NOT uncomfortable with herself, y'know? So confident and free-spirited! I admire her immensely!
And when I was around her I felt like she was bringing me out of my shell like never before or since. I don't know whether my "opposite-ness" brought did anything like that for her. I've often wondered about that.
Anyhow, I'm not sure what you meant about "partial humanification", but if she's really not ready to close the book on us, I would certainly be up for another go.
I'm staying at the Rookery now if she ever weants to contact me.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Clive, I think you've got a shot with Babette.
Posted by Teronna on :
Do you check IDs? And if so, do you take fake ones?
[ February 10, 2008, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Teronna ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Clive: Actally, my lack of desire for alcohol is not image-based, but well...I got drunk after that last date with Babette, and well---have you ever HAD a hangover?!? I've never felt so bad in my LIFE! Why would ANYONE drink again after experiencing THAT!?!?
Clive, let me introduce you to a phrase that has served me well: "hair of the dog that bit me".
Speaking of which, some crown royal and soda for me this morning Semi. I'm still a little beat up from the weekend...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Teronna: Do you check IDs? And if so, do you take fake ones?
Hon, you're very welcome at SHAKES. We won't be serving you anything alcoholic and the Emerald Empress, protector of SHAKES, will shield your eyes from inappropriate shenanigans.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: some crown royal and soda for me this morning Semi. I'm still a little beat up from the weekend...
Who am I to question your health regimen, Cobie. But wouldn't a prairie oyster be better (see Cabaret for the recipe). Posted by Teronna on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Teronna: Do you check IDs? And if so, do you take fake ones?
Hon, you're very welcome at SHAKES. We won't be serving you anything alcoholic and the Emerald Empress, protector of SHAKES, will shield your eyes from inappropriate shenanigans.
There goes all the fun. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Teronna:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Teronna: Do you check IDs? And if so, do you take fake ones?
Hon, you're very welcome at SHAKES. We won't be serving you anything alcoholic and the Emerald Empress, protector of SHAKES, will shield your eyes from inappropriate shenanigans.
There goes all the fun.
Teronna, I've long been a proud provider of alcohol to young ladies, and will gladly help you out.
All I ask is for drunken shenanigans to ensue. Posted by Teronna on :
For some reason I have a sudden urge to run away...
Though I'm pretty sure my drunken shenanigans wouldn't be the type you were thinking of. Just a guess.
[ February 12, 2008, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: Teronna ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You've obviously been listening to the stories about me. I promise, only about 2/3's are true.
[ February 12, 2008, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Teronna on :
Your name does seem to be synonymous with debauchery around here.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Multiple edits are usually a suspicious sign... Batender! Make it a double - and fast!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Teronna: Your name does seem to be synonymous with debauchery around here.
Wait till you get to know him.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Rumors of my attempted murder by various females in LMB history are greatly exaggerated.
Okay, maybe exaggerating them would be impossible, considering how kooky those various occassions got (remember that one Kent where you were the minister so Viv tried to kill us both? Honestly, your own bride at your own wedding actually trying to kill you...?)
Where was I? Oh yeah, I think I was having a drink.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Forget the double. Just pass the whole bottle.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Mark Twain said he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<walks in, as each patron looks at her with eye-browed raised given that she’s the physical equivalent of a 17 year old girl, she gets more and more embarrassed and beet-red. She had tears in her eyes as if she just stopped crying>
Hi…*sniff*…I’d like a drink. I, well, I don’t really know what to have, as I don’t really ever drink much. Give me something strong. *sniff*
I have I.D. I know I look really young, but I’m actually 22. I work for Cobalt…well, I’m a member of the LMBP.
<wipes away any last tears, looks around>
I don’t really want my drink to be too girly though.
<puts up collar on security trenchcoat to indicate wants to be left alone>
Posted by Udder Nonsense on :
One of those mew-ments, eh?
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
(oh God, I knew someone would bother me...I was just hoping it wasn't one of the creepy rejects)
<stares strait ahead>
Posted by Sir Roy on :
<standing outside of SHAKES>
You know...I do not think I have entered this place ever since I tried to fire-bomb it all those years ago. I hope they can forive me after all these years. I certainly could understand if they do not.
I hope Rocky and the others are here. I feel uncomfortable enough on Legion World given my past...let alone among those I have scarcely talked during my evil reign.
Posted by Clive on :
<enters, checks to make sure Babette's not working, spots Lolita>
Pardon me.
<cuts between Lolita and Udder Nonsense>
Hi, Lolita. I'm meeting Tim here tonight!
I, uh, heard you went to see Dad. How'd it go?
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<takes a minute before realizing Clive is there>
Hi Clive.
<is noticably drunk for the first time ever on LW>
It...well, it didn't go well, that's for sure. Ha. Your Dad is going to cause some trouble. I can see the signs already...
By the way Clive, don't ever drink strait bourbon. *Especially* when it stops stinging and starts going down smoothly. I figure I'll never drink it again, but now that I'm already drinking, well, what the hell, right?
<cheeks noticably red, unable to stop smiling, yet still obviously sad>
Posted by Clive on :
Yeah, tomorrow it ain't gonna feel good! That's why I don't drink alcohol anymore.
<motions to Semi>
A virgin strawberry daquiri, please!
<turns back to Lolita>
It's okay, y'know. No one's going to take Dad seriously...not when it come's to the galaxy's greatest hero.
<Semi brings his drink>
Thanks, Semi! <sips> So please don't let him get you down, Lolita! Okay?
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
Okay.
I know that already. Its not really Lard Lad that's got me down anyway. I don't know why I'm so depressed...I'm being stupid.
Its...well, if you know me at all, I'm sure you can guess who it is.
<eyes empty glass>
I'll have another bourbon, Semi. These certainly are making me feel better...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, well, well... some patrons, at last. Main street on Legion World has been rather bleak for quite a while. There was a time when there were many fine establishments besides SHAKES and Cafe Cramer. These fine establishments served the populace of Legion World and were convenient to many of the fine villas and dungeons of esteemed Legion Worlders. In fact, there used to be a tesseract directly from SHAKES to Cobalt's Security Office. Also there was an incredible restaurant/night spot run by Mattropolis. The main street was festively decorated with statues iof the favourite LW'er du jour, and there was even an infamous strip bar (the name escapes me) where all the greatest heroes went to slum. Those were crazy times and fun ... at least when things weren't being destroyed by the unholy Arthurian sisters. ... but I ramble...
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
The famous Shameless Hussies! Cobie still mentions it! I believe Icefyre still holds the record (with pride) as most shameless.
Posted by Clive on :
<sips> Sounds like I missed a lot before, well, being created.
So, what, you're upset about Cobie himself, Lolita? What's the big deal? Are you missing him being part of the Security Office?
<looks up>
Is that him coming in?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hey Semi! Just popping in! I just wanted to let you know I've set up shop in the building right next door for my new Interstellar Travel Agency! I miss the old days too, so maybe its time to get Downtown Legion World hopping again.
<notices large crowd>
Busy in here tonight? I'll have a Manhattan.
Lolita, is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you in here before. I don't think I've ever seen you drink in public before, to be honest. What's the occassion?
<notices she's drunk and possibly sad>
Hey, are you alright?
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
quote:Originally posted by Clive: <sips> Sounds like I missed a lot before, well, being created.
So, what, you're upset about Cobie himself, Lolita? What's the big deal? Are you missing him being part of the Security Office?
No, no, I quit the Security Office with him. We always work together in all his businesses. I generally just work directly for him on everything we do, rather than work for anyone place.
No, its more than all that.
<drunkenly smiles, as if doesn't care anymore what's being said>
You see Clive, I lov--
<sees Cobalt walk in>
Oh my God, he's here!
Posted by Clive on :
Cobalt! The main man! Come pull up a stool!
Lolita and I were just talking about you!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hey everyone! I've been so busy with the RMB kids in the streets that I feel like I haven't been around that much lately.
I was looking for you before Lolita. I set up the Interstellar Travel Agency like we talked about. Without you, I have no idea how to spell interstellar.
[aside in whisper]What's the matter? Are you upset?[/aside in whisper]
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
Nothing is the matter Cobie...
<blows nose>
I decided to come in here since I never did before. And I love it here! You should have taken me here sometime.
Clive and Roy and the rest of their camraderie from the last Crisis are meeting for some drinks. You should stay and join them. It'll at least make them feel better after they've all been sticking up for you against Lard Lad and Gary Concord today...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lolita...let's not get into all that here. I'm glad you're here, so you may as well enjoy the full experience.
You can stop worrying about Lardy and Gary Concord. It will all work out.
<puts arm around her>
Whatever your worried about, we'll figure it out when you've sobered up. But I've only ever seen you drunk when we're hanging out in private. This will be a sight to see!
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<rests head against his shoulder>
Okay, we won't talk about it now.
<opens eye to see Clive still there. Suddenly annoyed, but not at Clive, at Cobalt! Takes head off shoulder>
Cobie, is there a place to crash at your new agency? I think I'm going to get some air. I can't just pretend there isn't a major problem on the horizon for us...for you...at least not after drinking...
<gets up, begins to walk to the door>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
?
Lolita, what is the matter tonight?
I'll come with you...
Posted by Sir Roy on :
Hold Cobalt Kid.
<puts up hand to stop him>
For such a legendary ladies man, you seem to know little of women tonight. I will make sure she arrives home safely. You need to think about her words some more, methinks.
Posted by Clive on :
<whispers to another patron, chuckling>
Dunno what the big deal is--the tabloids have had Cobie and Jeckie in Splitsville for months and are hinting that he and Lolita are finally getting together!
Guess Roy hasn't heard,eh?
Posted by icefire on :
Wow its beena long time...place looks great.
Wonder if I'll find friends or enemies here?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Icey! You'll find a friend in this legendary poster!
quote:Originally posted by Clive: <whispers to another patron, chuckling>
Dunno what the big deal is--the tabloids have had Cobie and Jeckie in Splitsville for months and are hinting that he and Lolita are finally getting together!
Guess Roy hasn't heard,eh?
I heard that, Clive. You're wrong though...Crujeckie and I are fine. I'm not sure where those rumors are coming from. She's just spent a large amount of time away from Legion World lately.
The rumors of Jailbait Lass and I have always gone on...and sure, they were once true, but in recent times she's always laughed it off like me...at least...I thought...?
Maybe I should leave too, try to find her...(crap, as if I don't have enough on my mind with everything going down lately...)
Posted by Clive on :
Sorry about that, Cobie...I always thought all that stuff in the tabloids was real!
<thinks>
So...you don't actually have a sheep fetish!
Whew!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
{Rocky enters SHAKES with Hyvvie and Tim}
Cobie! There you are. I really need to talk to you!
Posted by Time Teller Lad on :
{Tim walks over to Clive}
Clive, I just want you know that no matter what happens with your dad, I'm behind you 100 percent.
{Tim smiles tentatively, then becomes more comfortable). I-I just wanted you to know that.
Posted by Clive on :
Thanks, Tim.
<squeezes Tim's shoulder>
It's hard coming to terms with this, but...I realize now that that's not my Dad. He's some kind of dupe put here by one of Legion World's enemies--it's the only thing that makes sense! Dad would never betray his best friend, not in a million years...
<rubs eyes as tears start forming>
What a cruel, cruel trick, Tim. For a moment I thought I had him back, but it's all been a...lie.
Posted by Time Teller Lad on :
It's okay, Clive. Let it out. Remember you have a family here on Legion World. Rocky (looks down) and Hyvvie and Sir Roy and Lash and Cobalt Kid and Faraway Lad and Lad Boy and Quislet and Ronnie and Caliente and Ms. Handbasket and--and--and me.
{Clive and Tim stare into each other's eyes and move loser together}
Posted by Clive on :
Oh, Tim! <smiles> Thank the gods for you!
<kisses him>
Oh...that was...wow!
Posted by Time Teller Lad on :
That--that--that was the most incredible 7.32 seconds of my life!
{Embarrassed} I'm sorry. I know that wasn't terribly romantic. Clive, I really, really like you. I care about you a lot. I...
{They embrace and then kiss again}
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
September 12 will be the 5th anniversary of SHAKES. It's pretty dusty in here, but we'll be open that day and everyone will be sporting a SHAKES silver thong. Vee is already working on that. We'll even try to have a special pole dance by Icefire, if he can be found. Cobie will be coaxed out of Shameless Hussies Bar down the street. And there will be a special drink created in honor of Lash who inspired the creation of SHAKES by asking the simple question, "Whaddaya call your lovely bar, anyway?"
Posted by Abin Quank on :
So many wonderful memories live within these walls.
Icy pole dancing while Harby played piano...
STU sleeping it off in his little puppy box at the end of the bar...
The tunnel to the Starlight Lounge...
GRL and Anti Lad sitting next to the pool...
Posted by STU on :
*hic*
[loud, bellicose "conversation" with Caliente]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
When a STU moon eclipses the sun, SHAKES moves into another dimension and all the drunken puppies of the world change into penguins.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
And an old friend might come back from being retconned out of existance...
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Semi, Vee, STU, Icey?
Anybody Home?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (There's a couple of bottles of JWB behind the bar and my special stool - the one Semi has Re-Padded after Taltar - is here. I'll just wait for someone to show up)
Posted by Clive on :
<walks in, early for a date with Tim>
Hmmm? Who's that at mine and Tim's usual spot? Looks...vaguely familiar.
<walks up to Ranger>
Hi, I'm Clive. Have we met?
Posted by Space Ranger on :
No Sentient, I don't believe we have.
Apparently I haven't been here for quite some time.
Have a drink, or several...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (It's gonna get real drunk in here today...)
Posted by Clive on :
I'm the current co-Deputy leader of the LMB!
And you are...?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
<Enters and stands staring at Space Ranger...>
Brit told me... Who are you?
[ August 02, 2008, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: Abin Quank ]
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Space Ranger.
<Hold up a hand to silence Abin and Clive>
No I'm not Dead.
No I don't know why I'm not dead.
No I don't know who that is buried in "Space Ranger's Tomb"
There are three bottles of Jonnie Walker Black behind the bar. I intend to drink all of them, along with a couple of cases of Michelob.
You both can help if you want, the more the merrier.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Then I'm gonna fall face down somewhere.)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Nice catch, Kemo Sabe.
Posted by Clive on :
<arches eyebrow>
Er...sorry, I don't drink alcohol. Barkeep, I'll take a club soda.
Aside: Another resurrection? This can't be good! I'm already convinced that my "father's" an imposter sent here to imperil Legion World, no matter his proof to the contrary. He's been quiet lately, but he's a time bomb--I know it! This is no coincedence! I'm keeping a close eye on this one!
So, uh, nice weather we're having, eh?
<sips club soda>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Yeah, Nice weather.
Miner, you want a three'fer?
And you want a Joe'n'Jonnie Abin?
I'm just gonna drink from the bottle...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Don't mind me, I just need a little drinky-poo.)
Posted by Abin Quank on :
If you really are who you claim to be, then you know the answers to a few questions I have...
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Don't even start Abin. Your life... Hell, our lives are pretty much an open book...
Asking me questions about how many times I had to save your life when we were kids won't prove a thing. I know all the birthdays,,, all the anniversaries... I remember when you and Pagan first brought Brit home.
Proves Nothing.
and I'm busy drinking.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (I even remember the Red Bee killing me.)
Posted by Time Teller Lad on :
{Tim enters SHAKES}
Clive, I'm sorry I'm not my usual four minutes and 32 seconds early. Rocky asked me to...
{Notices Clive's expression}
Clive? What's wrong?
Posted by Clive on :
This guy's 'Space Ranger'...he's apparently resurrected from the dead, Tim. Sound familiar?
Posted by Time Teller Lad on :
You mean what you suspect about your dad?
He kinda gives me the creeps. And he sure seems to like his drink. I'd be careful around him, Clivey.
Posted by Clive on :
Oh, I WILL, Timmy! I trust him about as much as I trust 'Dad', y'know...
...now, gimme some sugar!
Posted by Time Teller Lad on :
{Tim giggles as they kiss}
Oh, Clive, these past three months and 21 days have been so wonderful! And you've come a long way. You've really grown. And I like the person you've become a whole lot.
{They kiss again}
Posted by Clive on :
<suh-MOOCH>
Posted by Time Teller Lad on :
So, Clivey, what does this mean? Rocky told me about the Space Ranger and that he died not too long after Rocky arrived on Legion World. So who is this guy? Rocky says that Space Ranger was a gallant hero. This guy--not so much. Who is he?
Posted by Clive on :
I don't know, Tim. But I'm sure he's in league with the fake Lardy!
Posted by Babette on :
Clive???? Is there something you want to tell me????
Posted by Clive on :
Well, my sweet, I kinda explored...other options.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Another bottle of Jonnie Walker Black appears in front of the Ranger. On it is a note:
"I miss Sarya too. Everyday. When you're ready, we'll talk. But mourn her...you owe it to yourself.
- Cobie"
Posted by STU on :
[STU liberally helps himself to the bottle of Macallan he finds behind the bar]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Macallan is good stuff! I had it about a year ago for the first time--and remembered Semi talking about it a few years ago.
Posted by Clive on :
<alone, while Tim left to keep one of Rocky's appointments>
This is bad! My imposter father is out there, now this other "resurrected" LMBer! Why can't anyone see what I'm seeing here?
Co-Deputy term is almost over...gotta make a move--and FAST!
<sips club soda>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Now that STU's back drinking in SHAKES, I think he should use the old puppy avatar again!
Posted by STU on :
Remember the passed-out-drunk-puppy and the puppy-sticking-its-nose-up-some-lady's-skirt images?
I need to find 'em...
Posted by Vee on :
I think they were in SHAKES v 2
or maybe even v1 !
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Remember the passed-out-drunk-puppy and the puppy-sticking-its-nose-up-some-lady's-skirt images?
I need to find 'em...
[ August 08, 2008, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by STU on :
No can see 'em...
And dang, Semi, it's been years since we've both been at SHAKES! I'll have a Fellows Martini and a Fearless Leader in honor of this occasion.
(Recipes for some of SHAKES' signature drinks can be found on p. 3 of the "STU's Surreal Estate" thread...)
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
You gonna offer me a drink, STU?
**Purr**
Posted by STU on :
Now I can see 'em. Thanks, Semi.
What do cats drink, anyway? I don't think you're supposed to give them anything alcoholic.
[serves Stoopid Cat a bowl of tap water]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Now we need Mantis to return too Posted by Iron Rat on :
Hey, I just saw Arachne!
Maybe she'll drop in for an Opal Nera?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Or, maybe not...
But I'll have a Joe n' Jonnie.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
*hic*
Wow, I've had a bit too much to drink tonight...
*hic*
We built this MB We built this MB on inane posts Posted by LardLad on :
Barkeep, gimme something to make this forgettable day memorable!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
[pours Lard Lad a big, frosty mug of bi-beer]
Posted by LardLad on :
...mmmm...I feel so...yummy!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
*hic*
Me too!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
[puts on beer goggles, through which Lard Lad looks somewhat like a young, nubile Phoebe Cates]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You two can stay away from me. I don't want anyone looking at me with bi-beer goggles.
Posted by LardLad on :
[through Lardy's beer goggles, STU looks like Rockhopper Lad]
Posted by Stu Rat on :
[looks at Pov through beer goggles, and sees... Jim Gaffigan eating a Hot Pocket] Posted by LardLad on :
<stares lovingly at "Rocky's" shiny, shiny dome>
Posted by Stu Rat on :
[feels slightly nervous, for some reason]
Posted by LardLad on :
Rocky...ahluvyuman!
Posted by Exnihil on :
<door swings open, as exnihil scans the room for familiar faces. spotting STU and Lardy he makes his way over, clapping a convivial palm on the appropriate shoulders>
Hey, guys! Too late to order up?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
[Stu feels great sense of relief]
Great to see ya, Ex! Not too late at all... here, have a drink... have several!
Um, I gotta be going now... be right back... But you two make small talk or something, OK?
[Stu leaves the room rather hastily]
Posted by LardLad on :
Have shum bi-beer, Ekshnil! *hic*
Posted by Exnihil on :
<suddenly from the future another Exnihil appears behind the bar>
Oh. man... I know this place just from the smell of free flowing liqour and stale pretzels... SHAKES! But... when?
<surreptitiously he peeks out from behind the bar>
Oh, it's me again... and Lardy. This must be last September.
Oh, wait! This was that "bi-beer" night! The sooner I'm out of here, the better!
<reaches under the bar where he finds fastened a fourth pocketwatch. He winds it, then whispers, as to not be heard>
[ March 22, 2009, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: Exnihil ]
Posted by Exnihil on :
So where was STU off to in such a rush?
Posted by LardLad on :
Stu? Ya mean Rocky, right?
Posted by Exnihil on :
If you will...
I mean, it's common knowledge that STU is just a Rocky alt-ID... just as Rocky is a Yellow Kid alt, Yellow Kid is a Cobie alt, and Cobie, of course, is an alt for STU...
...wait a minute...
...I think I need another drink...
Posted by LardLad on :
Enjoying the effects of your bi-beer, yet? Posted by Exnihil on :
I do admit I am feeling a bit.. shaaaay... didn't you ushed to look like Phoebe Caytsh...?
Posted by LardLad on :
<Ex's bi-beer gogglevision kicks in>
Yeah, I sure did! Posted by Exnihil on :
<...but, unfortunately for Lardy, sentients of exnihil's race have a remarkable ability for metabolizing the effects of alcohol at an incredible rate. Ex stared at the Phoebe-like vision before him, paused for a moment to grab a pretzel from the bowl on the bar, and upon turning back, saw:
>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Ex flees the scene, perhaps a wee bit wiser, but certainly more SHAKE'n>
Posted by LardLad on :
<farts>
Guesh I wazhn't hizh type? Posted by LardLad on :
Later that night at SHAKES, Lardy picked up someone and ended up having some nice casual sex. Was it a man or a woman? Was he still under the influence of bi-beer? Was it some one he knew? Legion World (and perhaps Lardy himself) may never know for sure. But in any case Lardy would celebrate every year, from then on, a holiday he'd previously never knew existed...
Happy Bisexuality Day, Lardy Brown!
Lu-lu-Luuu-lu-lu-luu-LUUuuh... Posted by dedman on :
Lardy...doing legionworld one sentient at a time
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Are you going to celebrate next year in the traditional fashion -- by waiting in a sincere public restroom for the Great Humpkin to come?
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
I just read about the current Legion title ending with issue #50.
Kind of sucks, huh?
This is in honor of my homey, the Legion of Super-Heroes. You won't be forgotten.
[pours malt liquor on the floor]
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
[quickly mops up the wet floor, lest the proprietors see it and get mad]
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Cancellation is always sad, even though I don't read the current series.
[raises a toast to the LSH]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
A sad day indeed. They should have just labeled Shooter's run as a limited guest writer series. Another, please, barkeep.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
[sits in a quiet corner by the fireplace, nursing a drink and contemplating his impending retirement from LW]
Posted by Exnihil on :
[never one to let a brother drink alone, Exnihil buys a round, pulls up a chair, and plops down uninvited next to Stu]
Hey, STU, digging the new look! Halloween come early this year? Ha, I kid! I kid 'cause I love.
So... retirement, eh?
Yeah... it's not like the old days. When my grandfather used to post, a guy could retire on four, maybe five thousand posts. In this economy, though? Forget about it. Are you sure that 10 is gonna do you? If I were you... just some friendly advice... I'd wait 'til 15... you know, just a little something extra for the golden years.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
I think our mall had its Halloween decorations up the last week of September! I just figured I'd get into it early this year, since I probably won't be active when Halloween actually rolls around.
I miss the old days, when the boards were filled with role-playing and parody threads... you can find a lot of them by just going back a dozen pages or more in the MMB archives. Sure, your post count rose a lot slower then, but you also had more posts that you actually remembered... that you went back to and re-read, and savored. Can't really say that about the "one word" or rhyming posts so much.
Not that I don't participate in -- or enjoy -- those threads, each in their own way, but it's not quite the same.
And SHAKES used to be a lot livelier, too... seems there would always be a couple of regulars in here every night. Now Semi only comes by occasionally; Miner hasn't posted in weeks; and Arachne hasn't posted in months. Even Vee doesn't drop by SHAKES anymore.
I can't say for sure that this retirement will be permanent, but I can't say that it won't, either. Maybe one day I'll pop in and things on the MMB will be flourishing like they once were, you know?
[Stu literally licks his wounds, which is a lot easier (and less inappropriate) now that he's lupine]
I think I'll have a Fearless Leader, just for old times' sake...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I've been around here long enough to know that the MMB goes in cycles. It will come around again.
Don't stay away too long, STU. You're part of the family.
And let's not forget that the person who posted just above you is living proof that new, creative, fun people join up and become part of the family.
(Raises a glass of Dalwhinnie)
A toast to friends present and absent, new and old.
Posted by shenu on :
Oh times they are going to be changing alright, more than you might think...MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
*leaves*
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The MMB is what you make of it. I used to try to engage others in debates or serious discussions about Legion-related issues, and I still do on occasion. But such threads tend to have short lives or don't go as deep as I would prefer. (Often, they end up with unqualified statements such as "I prefer this" or "I agree with that"--which aren't arguable.) But I've come to appreciate serious discussions when they do occur. That's one reason I started my various "Revisited" threads last year. I truly appreciate the insights that others have offered.
In the meantime, I see LW as a place to hang out with some cool people, goof off, and let off steam. I willingly get suckered into the post count competitions (mainly with myself as a personal goal), but LW is more than that--otherwise, we could just have an Inane Letter thread so we could all be Time Trappers and be done with it.
So, I'm sorry you feel disenchanted, Stu. For what it's worth, I enjoyed reading your 10,000 Club descriptions, even though I didn't have anything to contribute to the thread. I guess I'm more the argumentative type than the creative type.
[raised his Black Russian in a toast]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by shenu: Oh times they are going to be changing alright, more than you might think...MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
*leaves*
I ask you, what's more annoying than villains who don't know that "alright" is not a word? Posted by LardLad on :
SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPP
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
(Puts arm around his friend)
That's his choice. We'll be here, holding down the fort.
Now, can I get you some water? All that tequila is going to dehydrate you something awful.
Posted by LardLad on :
Whatever you shay, Rocky...'sbin tuff fer me sinsh I came back from th' dead, y'know? Havin' Shtu be here...hazh helped make it eazhier. Wonna the few people I 'member, y'know?
Don...don' 'member you before I died. Shur are helluva nice guy, tho...
...luv you, MAN!
<pauses, turns white, pukes all over floor>
...er, shorry....
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
(Chuckles)
Well, I love you, too, Lardy. You've been a good friend--before and after dying.
Babette, could you bring a mop and bucket over here? Thanks.
Posted by LardLad on :
<passes out>
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
(Rocky picks up Lardy and carries him out of the bar.)
Good thing I always have a few guest rooms at the ready at the Rookery. I'll take care of you, old pal.
Posted by LardLad on :
<ralphs a little bit more while unconscious, unfortunately on Rocky>
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Eww! Good thing my feathers are waterproof!
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: And let's not forget that the person who posted just above you is living proof that new, creative, fun people join up and become part of the family.
(Raises a glass of Dalwhinnie)
I'll drink to that! It's always gratifying to see how quickly new posters can become old friends, and how much they enrich the boards with their ideas and creativity.
I also remember how daunting it is to take that first step -- even when I started posting in 2001, a core group of LMBPers had already been very tight for a year. It was a bit intimidating to just jump in and start posting as the new guy, but I'll always be glad that I did.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: So, I'm sorry you feel disenchanted, Stu. For what it's worth, I enjoyed reading your 10,000 Club descriptions, even though I didn't have anything to contribute to the thread. I guess I'm more the argumentative type than the creative type.
[raised his Black Russian in a toast]
Not disenchanted so much, but maybe a bit maudlin from the drink.
Definitely nostalgic, though... What a curious thing it is to have been on these collective LMBP message boards long enough to feel nostalgia for the heady days of 2001/2002!
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: A toast to friends present and absent, new and old.
[cue Auld Lang Syne]
There are a couple of old MB friends that I sometimes think about, and wonder what they're up to. BBC/Seahorse, Terence, Mart, OMEGA Matt, and a couple of others... I hope they're well, wherever they are and whatever they're doing.
Anyway, even if I'm no longer actively posting, doesn't mean I've left the boards. You can take the guy out of the LMBP, but you can't take the LMBP out of the guy.
When I was away from posting for about two years, I still had a number of great "board" experiences -- I had the chance to meet up with posters that I'd previously met in Dallas or Boston, and also to meet some other posters for the first time. San Diego was, of course, probably my favorite meet-up ever -- and that came on the heels of my longest hiatus ever.
So don't worry, Lardy -- I'm sure I'll be around. Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: (Rocky picks up Lardy and carries him out of the bar.)
Wow. Hoppy is much stronger than I thought he was!
:impressed:
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Barkeep, I'll have a Hot Hoppy*, please.
Good night, all!
*Also known as a Hot Rocky, or a hot toddy in non-LW parlance.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
quote:Originally posted by Werezompire Stu: [I also remember how daunting it is to take that first step -- even when I started posting in 2001, a core group of LMBPers had already been very tight for a year. It was a bit intimidating to just jump in and start posting as the new guy, but I'll always be glad that I did.
You and I have been posting for about the same length of time. I joined the LMB in January 2001. (Seven years--Wow!)
Immediately prior to joining, I was posting on a rec.arts.legion group, which was occasionally fun for serious debating, but it lacked the sense of camaraderie we've acheived on LW. I would check in for days at a time, and there would be no new posts from anyone.
I was also a member of a few other groups. Two were dedicated to TV series: "Homicide: Life on the Street" and "Babylon 5." The third was a mailing list for fans of Jefferson Airplane/Starship. The first two were fun, but my interest waned after the TV series were cancelled. The third had some cool posters but was also an unmoderated mess of in-fighting, condescension, and god-like reverence toward certain musicians. (Just try to offer an opposing view to someone who thinks Grace Slick's anti-Christian song "Easter?" is the final word on religion.)
I guess for all of these reasons, I've come to appreciate the camaraderie of Legion World even more. We go out of our way, it seems, to welcome new members. We don't belittle others. We even try to coax back members who haven't posted in awhile.
And inane thread posting is sometimes more challenging than it looks At the very least, inane threads give some of us a reason to stay connected until we find more Legion-related topics to talk about.
So, nostalgia is fine, but here's to the hear and now--however inane it may be.
[downs the last of his Black Russian and orders a glass of Chardonnay to see if what they say about mixed drinks is true in virtual reality.]
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: [downs the last of his Black Russian and orders a glass of Chardonnay to see if what they say about mixed drinks is true in virtual reality.]
Is it?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: And inane thread posting is sometimes more challenging than it looks At the very least, inane threads give some of us a reason to stay connected until we find more Legion-related topics to talk about.
So, nostalgia is fine, but here's to the hear and now--however inane it may be.
[downs the last of his Black Russian and orders a glass of Chardonnay to see if what they say about mixed drinks is true in virtual reality.]
You're right, HWW. The inane threads have their own challenges. They build community in their own way.
quote:Originally posted by Werezompire Stu: Barkeep, I'll have a Hot Hoppy*, please.
Good night, all!
*Also known as a Hot Rocky, or a hot toddy in non-LW parlance.
As I've said before, this place is great for my ego! Posted by He Who Wanders on :
quote:Originally posted by Werezompire Stu:
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: [downs the last of his Black Russian and orders a glass of Chardonnay to see if what they say about mixed drinks is true in virtual reality.]
Is it?
I'll let you know when I wake up. Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Now that I'm nearing Time Trapper, I think I'll have a nightcap by the fireplace every evening until I reach the last post.
'Night, all...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I think I'll join you there, Stu. We can discuss not only old days to remember fondly, but new days to come and where we shall take the MMB going forward.
For surely change must come and we shall be its architects!
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Alas, my posting days are limited... but I'll be there in spirit as you take the MMB forward into another glorious era!
[raises glass of Harp Lager in honor of Cobie]
Posted by Stu on :
One last drink, for old times' sake -- a Fearless Leader, please.
I've made a lot of great memories here. Thanks, Semi, for starting the original SHAKES thread -- and for making this place the best home-away-from-home a guy could ask for.
[Stu finishes half of his drink, and contemplates the glass for a moment. He decides to leave the half-full glass on the bar, next to a photo of STU Puppy, curled up and sleeping. He then leaves, with one last backward glance; the triple marine-varnished antique saloon doors swing behind him, and slowly come to rest.]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm confused...I hope STU isn't really going to stop posting! (If that's the case, PM me Stuey!)
I'm semi-out of the loop lately
Posted by LardLad on :
Stu's been saying for weeks he would stop posting after achieving Time Trapper status. While he hasn't ruled out visiting down the road, he's been steadfast about the "retirement". Not entirely sure of his reasons, but he's alluded to some melancholy about LW now vs. LW a few years ago, particularly with regard to the MMB. Misses the more extensive roleplay, tag-teams, etc. versus the current fad for inane posting and post-padding. Can't say I entirely disagree.
So as far as being "out of the loop", there doesn't appear to be any loop, at least none I'm in on.
So, farewell to Stu, I guess.
To Stu!
<drinks a beer in Stu's honor>
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
(Raises a glass also)
To Stu!
And thank you to Stu for his St. Elsewhere-esque "This is the way the World ends".
As for the MMB, well, it's what we make of it. BTW, aren't we past due for an election? Posted by Fat Cramer on :
* sniff * Well, at least the doors are back at Shakes, even though we've lost STU.
Posted by LardLad on :
Barkeep, I'll take the strongest drink you've got...
<thinks about what happened at the Rookery and a thousand different emotions flood over him>
Thanks...
<drains the glass in record time>
...another please!
Posted by LardLad on :
<finishes his fourth>
Keep 'em comin', barkeep!
Posted by Gary Concord, an Ultra Man on :
Oh look... It's a fat drunk!
Yes, you'll make a fine LMBP Leader...
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Concord, I suggest you leave...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Walk out or get carried out, makes no difference to me...)
Posted by Gary Concord, an Ultra Man on :
Ahhh... The 'Resurected' Space Ranger...
You have a history of 'busting-up' SHAKES, don't you?
Posted by Space Ranger on :
And you have a history of attacking people from behind... or when they're drunk or otherwise incapacitated.
So I'm safe looking you right in the eye...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Please try something, PLEASE!)
Posted by Gary Concord, an Ultra Man on :
Yes you'd like me to try you, wouldn't you.
Unfortunately for you, I've had years of experience with a far better version of yourself, and I know my limitations.
And just for the record Spaced Ranger, Lardy and I have had our differences but there are a few things we see eye to eye on.
You would do well to stay out of our crosshairs.
Lardy, when you've sobered up contact me, we have a few things to discuss.
Posted by LardLad on :
Whuh?!?! Yeah...see ya later...Lolita...
...nuther one, barkeep....
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Well now Lardy... What say you and me go back to my place and have a little talk? Hmmm?
Load him in the van boys... and call Doc One for a Sober Up Pill...
Posted by LardLad on :
<after taking a closer look, My Wee Fem realizes that the "Lardy" she sees is just some random fat guy dressed as his favorite LMBer>
<the real deal, the bartender says, had left some time ago...>
<a surveillance check shows he'd left well before the assassination attempt on Cobalt>
Posted by SharkLad on :
ladle of chum, por favor ...
Posted by Exnihil on :
<turns from his lonely barstool where he was nursing his Diet Coke, to face the selachimorphic fellow who sat down next to him>
Chum away, old friend... chum away; these have been some rough times these last few days and we all need some solace wherever we can find it.
Barkeep! Another Diet Coke... just leave the bottle.
Yeah, sharky... how did it come to all this? I just wanted change for Legion World. I looked around and saw... chaos... and thought that a new powerbase could restore it to its former glory. And now... all this!
Oh, don't get me wrong... Clive... yeah, well, the writing was on the wall there... but Cobie? That wasn't supposed to have happe... I mean... that shouldn't have happened. It's just... you know... the man behind the man, and all that.
Dammit... sometimes the hard decisions have to be made!
Who's going to make them?!? You? Me?
No... a guy like Lard Lad, though... a man with vision. These are all his children, man, as far as you can see. Hell, man, out here, we are all his children.
The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in a classic sense. I mean, sometimes he'll... well, you say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you and he won't even notice you. And then suddenly he'll grab you and he'll throw you in a corner and he'll say "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in 'life'? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you. If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you."
I'm a... little man, I'm a little man. He's a great man.
"I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas."
I... uh... should probably stop talking now...
<gets up and walks sadly out the door>
Posted by SharkLad on :
Hang on a sec, there! Ex, wait up!
<throws some coins on the bar>
Keep the change ...
<lumbers out the door after Exnihil>
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<enters, looks around>
He always said he did some of his best thinking here...(though so many stories I've heard led me to believe he was thinking with something else)...
<smiles; quickly realizes she's thinking about Cobie, who is lying dying; her smile fades and anger & sadness resurface>
I need to figure out whether Lard Lad tried to kill Cobie or not. And if so, how to bring him down. But if not...then who...?
Dammit Cobie, what were you keeping secret even from me?
<sits at stool>
Babette, can I have a vodka tonic?
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
You forget you have friends, LO?
<Sits on stool next to JBL>
Babette, bring me a Red Ranger, Please.
You think we're working on something else? We'll always have your back LO, but we can't help if you shut us out...
Talk to me girl...
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
Oh My...
Its my fault. Cobie counts on me...he relies on me. I always have his back so when he needs to be dramatic and over the top, I have all the angles figured out, and he has something to back that confidence up.
I was so mad...I walked out on him, abandoned him, and it was when he ended up needing me the most.
He's been so different for months, with this RMB, and those odd and vague references. He was working on something with Mayavale and some others, and when he was going to let me in on it--several times--I blew him off. I was trying to teach him a lesson.
I was trying to show him how much he needed me. But he always knew that. Just not in the way I meant for him to know it.
<looks down guiltily and shyly>
You'd think after being his confidante for so many years I'd learn a thing or too...
<tear down her cheek>
Oh My...
<hugs My Whee Fem>
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
^^ (some time later)
<hugs My>
Thanks My. For reminding me that without Cobie, it doesn't mean I'm alone.
And now that I'm here, I think I've got an idea...
<grabs trenchcoat given to her by Cobalt, and her holstered blaster, and runs out>
I'd like a Cheese Breeze, please.
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<enters quietly, and quickly moves to booth in the back, away from prying eyes so she can just be alone>
I've been in here more these last few weeks than ever in my whole life...
...just need to get away from everyone for a little while...
*sniff*
<wipes away tears>
...i'm so stupid...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Lo, You're gonna hate me for saying this girl, but it's like time to realize that he's a slut, he's always been a slut, and he'll always be a slut...
If you can love him the way he is... Well I'll always be here to listen.
Hey... <Pulls out a small package> This is from My. She's off doing something for Gram right now... but she wanted you to have this...
Babette can I get a Diet Pepsi, please?
If you wanna bi... talk, I'm here to listen...
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<wipes tears>
*sniff*...I know, I know...I don't know why I put myself through this...
<hugs Brit>
Thanks Brit. I think I just kinda needed someone to talk to that, y'know, understood me. Unlike all the testosterone controlled men we seem to always be around.
<smiles; looks at the package from Brit, and opens it, pulling out a locket>
Brit, thank you. I...I don't know what to say. When I last saw My, she was shrunken like one of your Kacks in the Banned'Em Zone. So if this is what I think it is...well, thanks.
<another hug>
I think I better have a diet pepsi too. Definitely not the time for a drink. Not because of him.
<giggles>
So if My Whee Fem is my personal demon, does she still get have her katanas?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! I don't know where My is right now, Gram has her doing something for her...
But you like know that wherever she is she has those blades. She even wears them to bed!
Ask her about I.B.'s waterbed someday... But be ready to duck when you do... <Giggle>
Took her three whole days to dry everything out... <giggle>
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<giggle, almost spits out diet pepsi>
I didn't hear about that! No wonder IB is so shy around her now!
So when are you going to get a boyfriend around here, Brit? Don't you like any of these guys?
<smiles to self>
I'm feeling better already...
Posted by Phineas B. Fuddle on :
<made possible by the proximity of the chronometer, he is riding a wave of potenial... a sort of Schrodinger's tesseract of multiple futures. As such, he is invisible to those in the present, although all those around can sense a wave of disquiet, as one might the moment before one is tapped on the shoulder>
<maintaining this temporal distance, he watches the two girls>
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<suddenly feels a wave of nausea>
Ugh...Brit, I suddenly don't feel so good...
I'm going to go splash some cold water on my face in the bathroom...
<gets up to go, at the last minute turning around to grab the locket Everyday Girl had given her a few moments earlier, thinking she wants to be close to it for whatever reason; then turns around to go to the ladies room to splash some water on her face>
Posted by Phineas B. Fuddle on :
That's right, little one... walk away
<Phineas follows, spatially behind Jailbait Lass but fractionally ahead of her in time>
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<enters Ladies Room, and looks into the mirror>
No wonder things aren't going right for me with Cobie...I look terrible!
<splashes some cold water on her face, to try to shake off the odd feeling of anxiety and nausea>
Why do I feel so...strange...?
<Lolita's eyes begin to blur>
Posted by Phineas B. Fuddle on :
<Phineas stands behind Jailbait Lass and, for a moment, closes his eyes. He relaxes and lets the wave function collapse. The potential futures merge into a single reality. As he coalesces into the present, he opens his eyes and meets those of Jailbait Lass looking back at him in the mirror>
Posted by SharkLad on :
<mozies up to the bar>
Barkeep ... Bloody Thora, please!
Oh hey, Brit ... what's shaking?
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<Jailbait Lass stares into the mirror and no longer recognizes her own face; staring back at her is Phineas B. Fuddle, a face she also does not recognize>
...wh-who...who are you...?
<the entire world begins to swirl around her, and all at once everything she has ever known seems to be rushing past her--indeed, rushing far away>
...what's...happening...to...me?
<memories hit her hard: that terrible day when the Khundian Pirates killed her traveling companions and captured her, and when she thought all hope was lost, she met Cobalt Kid that day and he saved her life>
<when she came to Legion World and met Everyday Girl and her other friends>
<the day the Red Bee buried her alive>
<the day the Red Bee kidnapped her again and killed Space Ranger and in her heart she knew it was her fault>
<the day she overcame all her fears and felt whole for the first time in many years>
<and when she realized she could not fight it, that she was utterly in love with Cobalt Kid>
...why...?
<and all of it turns to black & white, and begins to fade away>
Posted by Phineas B. Fuddle on :
Oh, you poor thing <condescendingly>... only seeing with the eyes of a three-dimensional creature.
I pity you... truly I do.
Does no deja vu strike you, now? No sense that we have danced this little dance before? Oh, admittedly, I did look a bit different then... I was still in my immature, larval "Traveler" phase, before I came into this form of my own... but we have met.
<clucks his tongue>
Ah, Jailbait Lass, you really should have died that day. It would have been so much easier on you. Death is just a temporary thing. What is about to happen now, however... is a bit more permanent.
[ March 24, 2009, 07:18 PM: Message edited by: Phineas B. Fuddle ]
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
<falls to the ground as knees go week and the room starts to spin; the nausea begins to pass and suddenly the oddest sense of clarity begins to take hold, as her eyes begin to adjust to a new setting, even though it is not the room that has changed>
...
<suddenly she feels extremely faint--but does not lapse into unconsciousness; rather, she begins to awake from an almost daydream like state>
<and suddenly the feeling passes; the mirror looks no different, everything is as its always been. There is no Phineas B. Fuddle starring at her.>
Is this...SHAKES...? That is so odd. Why would I possibly be here? Oh Mary, how very brave of you!
<and Mary Hatch prepares to turn around and be on her way, but not before touching up her make-up>
<she pauses>
Who is...Jailbait Lass? What an odd name. Where did that come from? Hm...jeez Mary, you're acting so odd today!
Posted by Mary Hatch on :
<and so the memory of Jailbait Lass passes from Legion World. Not only does she no longer exist--she never existed in the first place>
<And young Mary Hatch, who ages like a normal person, rejoins the citizens of Legion World. Mary is a normal girl, who generally keeps to herself. She is the public librarian, and though she has helped the Security Office upon occassions, she's always managed to stay away from the general excitement. She's just a quiet, shy girl>
Excuse me...
<Mary passes the patrons of SHAKES and leaves immediately. She generally doesn't drink or socialize in bars>
Posted by Phineas B. Fuddle on :
<Phineas, again phasing a femtosecond into the future, breathes heavily>
That... was more difficult than I had anticipated.
The separation, yes, just a simple matter of detaching her origin point from the established timeline... but the rethreading! So many variables... the sad romance novels she reads... the calico cats... her passion for 19th century poetry...
These humans are bothersome assemblies.
But... <closes his eyes> yes! Jailbait Lass has been wiped from the continuum, forgotten to all... even Cobalt!!!
So it begins, but that was just a test. So much more to do.
Damnation, I need those last three chronometers activated!!!
<Legion World is dying>
Posted by Raging Bull on :
[Raging Bull strolls in, spurs jangling]
What's happened to this place in the last coupla' months?
I'll have a Maker's Mark, barkeep.
[tips hat]
Posted by Space Ranger on :
I'll have a Red Ranger.
Bring it over by the fireplace, Babette, and have a scotch ready for Cobalt when he gets here...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (It used to be that everything on Legion World started either here or at the Security Office. I wonder if things will ever be that way again?)
Posted by My Whee Fem on :
Mind if I join you Ranger?
<Lands on the end table next to Ranger's Easy Chair.>
If I can find some place to sit, that is...
<Looks around... She is Cack sized, 18 inches tall, and everything in the room is designed for normal sized humans...>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Babette, bring a chair with some extra cushions and whatever My wants to drink...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Maybe a booster seat?)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<enters, sees Space Ranger and smiles, and joins him, and sips his scotch>
Just like old times, eh?
<looks around>
I missed you, old friend. I was able to get away from the crowds for a few moments. The celebrations will probably continue for a few days.
Where do we start? Let me--I think you shouldn't bother restoring the current Security Office. Because I think its you and I started from the ground-up, once again, to restore it to its former glory.
Once you were gone...it never felt the same for me. I lost a lot of interest and enthusiasm. When I started to piece together the Phineas B. Fuddle threat, I made a big show to distance myself from the Security Office for cover. I wasn't sure I'd ever return. But you're back and well--I think there's still a lot of good we can do on Legion World.
<sips his drink>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So what I mean is, I'm sorry. Sorry for the fight, sorry for being on the run and all the damage. To everyone, but really to you especially. You've never let me down, and you've always been there when I needed you.
You also can kick my ass which is why I don't fight fair
But Ranger, I think we can do it like old times. Like when we were with Sarya. Start the whole Security Office over. Co-Chiefs of Security, everyone answers to us.
<extends hand>
What do you say?
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Grasps Cobie's hand just a little too hard... then smiles and eases off quickly.>
I don't know if we can recapture the past... or if we really want to. But we can go forward together and see whats there for us.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (You still need to answer a question for me...)
Posted by My Whee Fem on :
<Flies up and plants herself in mid air between Ranger and Cobalt.>
Hey! Macho Men! What about the rest of us? The ones who actually make the Security Office Work! What are we supposed to do while you two are bonding and being big celebrity type heroes? Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Get the paperwork in order of course . We've got a complicated move ahead of us, and Shark Lad's tank can't get spilled all over Legion World.
Fire away Ranger, and I'll answer what I can. I also promise to be a lot more forthcoming about what's going on from now on. Or try at least...
Posted by Space Ranger on :
While we were in the Banned'em Zone you said something that indicated that you knew how I was resurrected...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (And that you had something to do with it...)
Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
A Cheese Breeze, if you please.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<before Space Ranger gets an answer, an alert goes off on Cobie's omni-com>
...well, its not as complicated as you think, though perhaps a little. You see, I had a hard time getting over the idea that you were dead. So I hatched this idea to try to heal you with my powers. Well, that didn't work and Dr. One talked me out of it.
But well, we began to think a little on it, and started to wonder if well...you were ever dead in the first place. Your Daxamite physiology after all--it would only need the correct amount of sunlight to recharge. Who knows if you can actually be killed like a normal person? And that's what happened, we helped recharge you with yellow sunlight to restore you to life.
We kept it secret though for our own reasons. I promised Dr. One I'd take full responsibilty for it. I had no idea when you'd awake, and in the meantime, I had Dr. Mayavale hypnotie me so that I wouldn't remember you'd return in the first place. That wore off though once I saw Mayavale again after your return.
I had my reasons, Ranger, for the secrecy. I desperately wanted you restored to life, and when I did realize it could be done, its what gave me some hope that all of the secrets, all of the mysteries and the enemies of Legion World could be defeated. But I did fear that your great enemy would find out. And that was something I could not risk.
<sips scotch>
So yes, Dr. One and I are responsible for restoring you to life. One last time: welcome back, old friend.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Hmmm... My Great Enemy?
Have they been seen in this part of the Galaxy?
So anyway, Thank you, I'll try to return the favor the next time you're dead and I'm alive...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Ex-Wives! [shudder])
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Mind if I join you Bro'?
I'll have a Joe n' Jonnie, Babette.
Posted by SharkLad on :
If I order a white zinfindel, would that be girly?
Posted by Legolas on :
(enters the saloon. scoffs at all the dust. walks up to the bar, and clears throat in hopes of attracting staff.)
(when none comes, walks behind the bar and helps himself to a bottle of Chateau Picard Pinot Grigio '58 specially preserved in a temporal encasement to maintain optimal age. ignores the label that clearly reads, "save for Abin Quank's achievement of Time Trapper status")
(pours a half-glass, swirls around, and savors the aroma)
Ah, Chateau Picard... that brings back memories...
(takes a sip)
yes.
just as delicate as I recalled.
(continues)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
so. Mr. Legolas.
I do believe it's time we had ourselves a little talk.
I have some particulars to ask about your boss. Some of my field agents have turned up some... interesting details.
But first...
(glances around)
..allow me to jam this conversation from unwanted surveillance.
(as Kent activates his tech, even someone leaning over the shoulder of the two men would hear only a static-y disruption pattern.)
(you, the viewer, do your best to lip-read, but slowly you realize even that means of spying has been jammed to you)
(all you come away from your observation is the abject fear upon Legolas' face, and Kent's grimness at having his suspicions confirmed)
(As Kent departs, Legolas hits the wine even harder)
Posted by Legolas on :
Bah! Enough of this!
That insufferable Mr. Shakespeare makes even a nice glass or five of '58 Picard taste sour.
There must be better sport to be had elsewhere on this miserable little orb...
(heads for the door, only slightly tipsy)
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Three figures appear just inside the triple marine varnished authentic swinging doors.
Curley
Larry
and Moe
They are the Cloud Castle's Chief Enforcers and they are hunting Legolas...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Well, there sure were some interesting folks in here about six months ago.
It's pretty quiet right now.
Barkeep? Hello? Whoever's here, could I get a Dalwhinnie, please?
Thanks!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
that sounds good! may I join you?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Anytime, old friend. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Old-fashioned for me, please
Posted by SharkLad on :
rum and coke, por favor ...
(see how I resisted saying 'chum and coke')
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I feel like an appletini. A butch one, though. So serve it in a dirty mug, please.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
hi guys. vodka and soda. no soda.
and a comfy chair.....
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's good to see this place full of friends again. I wish Semi would pop in. Till then, though, a toast to Legion World and the LMB. Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I'll have Disaster Boy's soda--and some vodka of my own.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: It's good to see this place full of friends again. I wish Semi would pop in. Till then, though, a toast to Legion World and the LMB.
ditto! Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Hey, guys! Some diet whatever, barkeep!
<glances over a little shyly>
uh...hey, Rocky!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<fires up piano with Giant Robotic Lesbian>
Well GRL, still remember the words to Que Sera, Sera? You know you're gorgeous when you channel Dorris Day.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
<sighs>
Hi, Lardy.
Where have you been? And exactly what's happened to you?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Lardy has slipped into another universe where he thinks he's Andy Griffith.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ahhh, one of my favorite hangouts!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
<rolls eyes at Huey>
<turns back to Rocky>
Er...well, I've, er, been shot in the head--but I'm MUCH better now!
<shakes his head>
Lardi's no longer in the house, Rocky. But I've lost my powers.
I'm just "Officer Taylor", now. I've...just been trying to get my head together ever since.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<in the background, GRL and Cobie are leading a rousing chorus of some non-nonsensical tune, clinking mugs of beer together>
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
<While sipping his vodka and soda, HWW wonders if he slipped into another dimension, would he become Major Anthony Nelson of I Dream of Jeannie?>
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
<Rocky shakes his head>
Oh, Dywh! <Embraces Officer Taylor> I'm glad you're all right. <Suddenly much more serious>
Did you say you lost your powers?
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Yeah, that whole "shot in the head" thing did a number on me.
<shakes head>
It's tough for a guy like me to be powerless, y'know. I...haven't dealt with it well in the past.
So I've been trying to deal with it as best I can. With my putting you thru all that Lardi business...not being myself, well, it didn't seem fair to have you deal with another of my problems.
<sips his soda and stares into the glass>
I sometimes wonder if you ever, truly realized what you were getting into when you fell for a headcase like me.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No, I guess I didn't. <Embraces him again and begins to tear up>.
Umm, Lar--er--Offi--Anthony. There's something you probably need to know. I guess you've learned by now that Pyngwyny culture has a lot of strange rules. Some might not make any sense to an outsider.
There's no problem with a prince of the House of Rockhopper being paired with another male. There's no problem with my being paired with someone from another planet or another species or someone who is not of noble birth. <Begins to cry> But--well--for a male potentially to become part of the House of Rockhopper with no powers--it's unheard of. I don't know if it will be allowed. <Gets up> You'll have to excuse me. <Runs out of the bar>
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
<is frozen and agape as Rocky leaves>
...gods...
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
<slides his vodka no soda over to Officer Taylor>
oh don't look so glum.
well i'll show you some moves and then you can impress them with martial arts and say "ha! that's about as good as a super power!"
(and then defeat their most powerful penguin in single combat)
or, if that fails, i've still got some gadgets from the anti-matterverse. my home sweet home. which might work to fake a super power.
lets see .... <riffles through pants > well you can't have my Father Box or my MegaRod but i've got some sort of laser pen that has "best western" written on it!! we can stick it in you eye socket and you can shoot a lazer out one of your eyes ... just have to rig some sort of way for you to pull the trigger without you sticking your fingers in your new bloody eye hole. hmmm. let me think about this one.
<digs further down in his pants>
ah hah! flight ring? weather control apparatus? what else have i got ......
force field belt? Irradiated spider? we could just write Mono Lad across your chest.
or if that fails we could just take a trip to durla <cough> <ahem> excuse me. I mean your your home planet to try and use some ancient machine to irradiate you and restore your powers, which will be painful, but the good news is you can finally make that challenge for tribal leadership you've been meaning to get around to. If you can't get your father to go, I'm down.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
<orders a round of vodka for Officer Taylor, Disaster Boy, and himself>
Lissen to da man, Officer. You got lotsa talent.
'Sides, if Rocky doesn't accept you for who you are, you're too good for him!
*hic*
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
He's not like that, Huey...it's the nature of his culture. Other than breaking up with me, Rocky would either have to leave his House or....I suppose we could take over his planet--?
<smiles> I know. That's silly! <looks a little shifty, then shrugs>
No, I can't take it over or make him leave his House. I...gotta find some way to either get my power back...or get some kinda power going.
<thinks> I tried to get hold of my old Lard Guru, but he's out on sabbatical and away from contact. The Council has suddenly lost interest in me with the power missing...like they did before.
Last time I lost my power, I knew exactly who did it and...took care of it. Maybe if I can find out who shot me and whether the goal was actually what happened, then there's hope.
That's Plan A. Plan B is along the lines of what you said, DB--finding something different. I'm open to options for both Plans, guys.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Have you *hic* tried a radioactive spider?
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
No...but I took a trip to Korbal.
<grimaces>
My pubes are STILL standing straight up--but no 'Lightning Lard'.
<shrugs>
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
did you say your pubes ..... < hurl!!!> sorry just got a bit sick. too much soda. ; )
can we not just hit some penguins until they say "no powers? no problem!"
is this, you know, losing your powers, a ... regular problem ... ? i'm just saying, i been shot in the head several times ... and the old DB magic still works.
haha. just teasing. let's find out who did this to you, maybe that bullet had some power dampening device attached to it.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<Cobie and GRL break out 'All You Need is Love' as if they were purposely responding to the conversation across the bar>
Posted by Exnihila on :
<the recently gender-swapped Ex wanders in, boosts himself up at the bar, pauses a moment to focus his mind on the word "Boilermaker," and when he sure he's got it, open his mouth and says:>
Hawaiian Sea Breeze, the breezier the better.
<This Grandin bug really can't end soon enough>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Steps out of the portal into the back room at SHAKES. A Troy android is waiting to greet him.>
Troy, Cobalt Kid, Exnihil, Power Boy, Question Kid, and Furball are following me thru. If anyone else appears institute level one "Thora" protocalls and redirect the portal to the holding cells at the new security office.
Tell Cobalt I'll catch up with him later, I have to see a young lady abut some special ammo.
<Vainishes at super speed>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*using the slideways portal from Varalent's Variable Villa, Cobalt Kid enters, followed by Exnihil, Question Kid, Power Boy and Furball*
<Cobalt sees Space Ranger fly off>
Ranger! Dammit! He left already. Not good.
Hello, Troy. Is that GRL on the piano? She sounds good.
Hello Semi, I'll have a McCallan, 18 year, just a splash of water.
<looks around>
We can't stay here. The Security Office is going to come crashing in any second. If the slideways portal sends them elsewhere, they'll just use the front door.
I love this place too much to see it become a battleground and caught in the crossfire.
We're going to have to go back out into Legion World. Perhaps on the rooftops?
Posted by Red Arrow on :
Red Arrow is in a nearby vacant building trying to get a good binocular shot of Cobalt Kid. She hated this. She just wanted to start fighting, Why does not having powers make Chief Lardy automatically assume you are not capable of holding your own? Too bad you aren't allowed to use lethal force. One arrow could end this quickly. For once she found herself agreeing with the Soul Gem Spirit's thoughts.
She sighed and silently exited the building to get a look at the back entrance of SHAKES. An explosion, while fun, would be too to obvious. So she began fiddling with a lockpick and called for back-up.
Posted by Exnihil on :
<To Cobalt>
Listen Cobie, before we fly into battle, there's something you have to know. You laid some hard truth on me about my motives, and I see how mercenary I've been ever since my arrival on Legion World. You're right... it's time I started contributing to something other than my own wallet.
I know I've seemed half out of it during this journey, but I'm starting to understand why. I don't know why this is happening, but ever since we left the Tobacconihilist, everytime the stress level was raised my mind has been going... somewhere else. It's almost the same feeling I had two years ago when Phineas was pushing me through time.
You may not believe me, but I think my mind, when pushed, is still traveling! As soon we got to Zaryan's I saw us in the Midnight Lounge and it came to pass exactly the way I saw it.
I keep getting these flashes, but they are like puzzle pieces of what's going to come. I just can't fit them together.
I don't know if this will help your cause, but thus far I've seen us at the Rookery... later I saw us fighting in the streets filled with Lard-Bots... and, though I don't know what part he's going to play... I feel like this Sir Roy is central.
You wanted me to help Legion World... buddy, I'm in.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<a smile comes across Cobie's face>
You don't know what that means to me, Ex. I really appreciate it, and for that...
<extends hand and shakes Ex's hand>
...here’s an official ‘welcome’. Your mind must still be greatly effected by the Thyme Crime case. Very interesting…as if you were some sort of pre-cog but in an entirely different way than I’ve seen before.
The Rookery, huh? That’s a really good idea. And it might just be our saving grace. It may be time to make a break for it there.
Your comments on the Lard-bots are a bit alarming. That is something we can’t allow to pass. As for Sir Roy, he’s been of some importance on Legion World for a number of years…whenever something big goes down he’s always at the center. Perhaps there is something to that.
I appreciate your realization Ex. Let me promise you I won’t have the Security Office pushing your around. I’m not going to let them take you.
Looks like its game time.
<a row of whiskey shots are lined up>
One for the road, then. Then lets all make like Butch & Sundance.
Posted by Furball on :
Furball downed his drink.
"I'd say that we have about a minute to get moving...or else this place is not going to exist as a structurally sound building."
As they move to leave he moves alongside Cobie. "Where the Frak did Ranger go? We need him in on this, I'm not worried about you and me, we've gotten out of much worse situations than this, and I think Power Boy can definately hold his own, but I am worried about Ex and this new kid. They got too many heavy hitting power sets for them to be in the direct line of fire."
Posted by Red Arrow on :
Question Kid was kind of glad he wasn't the linchpin in a strategy for once. He suggested, "We have superior power on our side. Might we divide our numbers to cover more ground ?"
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You can count on Ranger, old friend. When you least expect it--and most need it--he'll be there. In fact, his leaving like that makes me think he's got something planned to help put things more in our favor.
So where now? Let's take to the rooftops and figure it out.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*looks around*
Gosh, where is everyone? It's no fun drinking alone
Ah well...
*pours self a Bailey's with chocolate liquer, lots of ice, a dash of cinnamon and a cherry on top.
!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..................
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
[HWW pops in, see's Ibby. "Hm. Didn't I just see you at Vee's place? Whatever." Sits down and orders a Guinness.]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ......
Oh, HWW, hey, nice to see ya here! *hic* Ain't no fun drinking alone.
And yeah, IB Yellow's over at the Villa. I'm IB Blue. *hic* Just got nostalgic for the old haunts.
I'm expecting Blaze any moment now. I thought it'd be fun taking him around the old haunts here at LW.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.................
Posted by Blaze on :
[Flame bursts inside the cafe and as it fizzles, Blaze steps forward]
*winks to IB*
Sorry to keep you waiting hon. Do you like my new shirt?
Oh hello there HWW, why don't you join us over here? And hey, nice tan.
*orders a Martini*
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Thanks. Don't mind if I do.
Nice shirt, Blaze.
[Sits next to Ibby and Blaze and orders a Sinebrychoff Porter.]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Aw Blaze, we're wearing matching colors again. This is what, the 26th time in a row?
You really like showing off your arms, huh? *leans back approvingly* And so do I
*orders a mojito*
Hey, I'm getting better at this. Three drinks now and I still haven't fallen asleep!
He Who, do you want to get some munchies? That's how we drink in the Philippines.
Here, have some. Chopped pork seasoned with peppers and Philippine lime. Goes great with hot sauce or soy sauce.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Thanks. I'll throw in some buffalo wings*.
[*On LW, buffalo really do have wings and can fly. They cut them off, sell them to SHAKES for snack food, and regrow them.]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Think PETA will protest and lobby for mega doses of space anesthesia?
Hmm, maybe we can make a business of selling giant umbrellas to protect against space buffalo bombs...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So, as the years have gone by, I’ve now settled on my absolute favorite libation of them all, which reigns supreme above all others: Laphroaig. It’s a single malt scotch from an island in Scotland that only produces this type of scotch. It’s by far one of the smokiest scotches (probably the smokiest) and it’s definitely an acquired taste. The 10 year is perfectly excellent too.
About 4 years ago I started to really get into scotches (always having been a fan of whiskeys) and then I started to get into Laphroaig. Now I drink it every weekend! My wife and I are big red wine connoisseurs, and I love a good gin, but at some point on the weekends, I need a nice Laphroaig.
Posted by Power Boy on :
Its been a while SHAKES ... pour some sugar on me.
Posted by Nam'Lor on :
Nam'Lor smacks Peebs on butt! PARTY TIME!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
< clinks drinks>
It's been an eventful term for you Peebs! Quiet but what we needed since the Oval Wars!
< knocks back shot>
Posted by Renly Fox on :
* raises glass from across the bar *
Cheers mateys
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! I haven't like been in here in like forever. Is Mr Semi-Translucent Person around?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Not tonight but Giant Robotic Lesbian is on a binger. Guess her and Babette are on the outs.
Posted by Future on :
They're always out of something!
...GRL and Babette, that is. Shakes always seems to be on the in - and in stock!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Alright, Future's here!
What's your poison, bud?
Posted by Future on :
I suppose if I had to poison someone, I'd prefer to use the venom of a blue-ringed octopus. That's just me, though!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've always liked that as a martini.
Posted by Future on :
Eight olives may seem like a fun homage of a decorative piece, but it's overkill if you ask me.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
It's always unnerved me when the olives awe filled with blue tentacles too.
Posted by Future on :
I've found that blue tentacles are best left in the bedroom, amIright?
Posted by Nam'Lor on :
Nam'Lor.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Absolutely. Though let me say...menage a tois with two octupii types? 16 arms is overwhelming
Posted by Future on :
Cobie. I know you've conquered some armies before, but that's ridiculous. Don't tax yourself!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm. Everyday Girl has been quiet. Are those cosmos she's drinking?
Posted by Power Boy on :
I think those are gasoline martinis. Its nice to see her all grown up.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Like why would you like say that? Babbette makes a great Shirley Temple.
Posted by Future on :
That was her Halloween costume? Adorable...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! You guys are like funny. Ha Ha.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I have a feeling young Sam Pureheart and Brit enjoy some serious drunken make out sessions. I feel it's our duty to build up her tolerance to alcohol.
Babette? Get five glasses of Outdoor Miner's old jungle juice.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Am I like supposed to like put away my weapons before I drink that stuff?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Nah.
Bottoms up!
<gulp>
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Is it supposed to burn like all the like way to my toes?
Kewl! I want another!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
By the fourth one the burn feels good!
< pours >
Er, you're 15 or something noe right? Close enough?
< chug >
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! I'm 17 as you like know. [downs a second drink] And Sam is gonna pick me up soon. So he's like driving. So the 4th one tickles?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Yeah but wait'll the 6th one! Then it gets really fun!
Now just remember, if you feel dizzy, Sam won't get mad if you get sick in his car.
And if he asks why you had eight glasses of jungle juice just tell him he's not the boss of you.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Mr Cobie, did he say he was the boss of me? Cuz No Man Will Ever Be The Boss Of ME!
Can I like have another one pretty please?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Here, lets switch to something real fun! Tequila!
And yeah, I think he did say he was the boss of you. I told him you didn't put up with that but he didn't seem to care.
Ready? Salt, shot, lemon. Go!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmy...god! That's like lisquid fire. Whoooo!!
<Click-Click> He said that! He didn't say that! You take that back! My Sam Wouldn't say that!
Hey, hows come my guns aren't like loaded anymore?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Because we are instead!
<lines up another tequila>
Let's do another, wash down that burning feeling! Anyway, tell me what the story is with My Whee Fem and Exnihil. They am item?
<salt, shoot, lemon>
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Oh... I'm supposesta shoot the lemon? Wyntya tell me that. I got's no bullets, anyway. Little finks no-body n no-one took em.
My & Mr ex-nyquil? They all lovey-dovey lately. I hope he survives it.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Brit? Why did Nobody want me... Cobalt?
What the hell, Babbette get me a bottle of Johnny Walker Black and a case of Michelob.
It's a good thing Abin's off planet.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<watches as lemon squirt hits Nam'Lor>
Hahahaha! *hic*
So My and Exy gettin' all sexy! Good for them! Couple kids who like to do the dirty, eh?!
(realizes voice real loud)
Let's do another! You know how stole your bullets, probably Mr. Boy scout Sam.
< another shot >
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
RANGER!!
Grab a seat, bud! Give 'Em a double Babette.
Your niece is legal and I'm teaching her the "Security Office relaxation protocols"
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
Can I get some vodka with cranberry juice please?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Yeah ther like a coupla bunnies. Hump {Giggle} Hump
[sees Space Ranger]
Ohmygod! Uncle... I... I'm just hanging with Mr Cobie...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hahaha! Bunnies! Isn't that adorable!
Grab a seat, Em!
< back to Brit >
So, things see carnal with them, eh? Er. I'm sure you're smartly making Sam wait it out...
< signals for another round >
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Brit, maybe you should ease off a bit.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
< gives the big thumb to the side "look at this guy" head shake and grin >
Coming from the guy who had a three day "undercover" op with Emerald Empress and Mantis at Shameless Hussies! I still have no idea what you all saying when you solved that case, just that between the three of you there was one bra, no underwear and four socks.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
EM! Join us! I need another girl at this table.
I can handle myself Uncle I no when ta schtop.
And Mr Cobes, why you wanna no who's doin who?
I thout you was doin everybody.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Cobie, Brit's a little younger and a lot less experienced than they were.
Although this is the first time I've seen her without Sam in a month.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I got a little bored with the same old, same old...
*hic*
Need something a little more than...well, you know.
< hearing Ranger >
She's coming to her senses! Right, Brit?
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
Hello, I just got back from a party in Romania. I can understand being under pressure from uncles, mine keeps trying to find me a husband.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Bored? How could a girl be bored?
What'z in this? Whys it changin color?
Hi Em! Mine just wants to be the Super Party Pooper... of Space!
Uncle Spacey, Mr Cobalt, Have you guys met Emily?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Em, the last thing you want is family telling you who to shack up with. Spontaneity is key!
For example: what am I going to do tonight? I have no idea after this tequila. And from there...?
The nights still young Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Yeah Em, watch Mr Slut-balt closely. You Blink and he'll have your panties on his head.
Unlike some other guys I no.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
{Gulps drink} Brit!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow, Sam is Captain No-Fun! Good to know! Those EMT guys have all kinds of weird fetishes anyway.
< to Em >
And don't listen to her, Em. I'm a perfect gentleman. Although the first few times we met, I believe we were on opposite times attacking one another. But I like a lady whose traveled--I'd be glad to hear of the customs of Romania. Perhaps over a drink.
< casual signal to Babette for a raspberry vodka with sprite and splash of cranberry >
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
It is just so hard because of expectations of money, power, and names. But I think someday it will work out beautifully...I want cake vodka next. It really does taste like cake!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
No Mr Slut-balt, Sam is a gentleman, unlike you and Uncle Sleeparound over there, he wants us to wait until we're married. To do things right.
And that's what I want too. Most of the time.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
One cake vodka coming right up! It goes well with Coke.
In my experience, money and power are easy to come by. Happiness is much harder.
< finishes another drink and orders another >
Posted by Space Ranger on :
{Gulps another drink} Brit! That's quite enough young lady.
Uncle Sleeparound?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: No Mr Slut-balt, Sam is a gentleman, unlike you and Uncle Sleeparound over there, he wants us to wait until we're married. To do things right.
And that's what I want too. Most of the time.
Yeah, I remember when I was 17. I also thought it was a good thing to wait. OH WAIT A MINUTE. OF COURSE I DIDN'T.
I felt the need to get down and dirty...(and you can bet I did)...
No wonder you're so full of tension, Brit! You need that sweet release.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: {Gulps another drink} Brit! That's quite enough young lady.
Uncle Sleeparound?
Sleep Ranger?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! I am so not full of tension! There are other things in life besides sex! and anyway I didn't say Sam wasn't like keeping me happy.
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
Yes, I don't know Sam very well but he seems tame compared to Kristoff. Did the match-makers ever contact you about him, Everyday Girl?
Posted by Space Ranger on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: {Gulps another drink} Brit! That's quite enough young lady.
Uncle Sleeparound?
Sleep Ranger?
I'll give you Sleep Ranger upside your head Partner. Maybe we should be talking about you and that Princess, what was her name, No-Something?
And Brit, I really don't wanna know about whatever you and Sam are or aren't doing.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Not the same. And yeah, I know what you're talking about.
"It" is like the Wizard of Oz when things suddenly go from black and white to color.
"It" will make you holster your guns and enjoy the sunrise more often.
You can relax!
(I bet My Whee Fem is relaxed finally. Probably has stuffed animal swords she cuddles with now or something. )
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Emily Sivana: Yes, I don't know Sam very well but he seems tame compared to Kristoff. Did the match-makers ever contact you about him, Everyday Girl?
Ohmygod! Kristoff? common Em, you can't be serious comparing Sam to Kristoff.
And what was that Princess's name Mr Cobie? Princess No-Brains, maybe?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: {Gulps another drink} Brit! That's quite enough young lady.
Uncle Sleeparound?
Sleep Ranger?
I'll give you Sleep Ranger upside your head Partner. Maybe we should be talking about you and that Princess, what was her name, No-Something?
And Brit, I really don't wanna know about whatever you and Sam are or aren't doing.
No-Protection.
I'm guessing you don't want me to tell Brit my thoughts on contraception?
Posted by Space Ranger on :
No, go right ahead, old friend. I'm guessing she's a lot smarter than you in that area.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Sounds like I was right, Princess No-Brains!
And why is my glass empty?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hahaha.
Why, it never came back to haunt me did it? Besides those 6-16 bastard demon children, that is. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Looks like we're moving on from tequila to bourbon. We'll make yours a whiskey sour, Brit.
Line them up!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! That's pretty good.
What's that funny stuff Mr Nam-Lor's drinking?
{Tries to stand up, fails}
Why's the room spinning?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You don't want to know what that is.
None of us do. Posted by Space Ranger on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: You don't want to know what that is.
None of us do.
Posted by Sam Pureheart on :
What's so funny, Ranger?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Oh bloody liberty. Fun's over peeps. Here comes the Boy Scout.
[Sarcastic asshole voice]Hey Pureheart, funny to see you in here. Brit was just singing your praises. [/sarcastic asshole]
Posted by Sam Pureheart on :
[Glares at Cobalt for a split second then turns away, in that brief instant Cobalt can see a different face, an inhuman face, with glowing eyes and smoke curling from it's nostrils but it vanishes as quickly as it appeared and Sam's smiling Archie Visage re-appears]
Hello Emily... Brit are you okay?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Sammy, you justs in time. Make the floor stay still.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Maybe you should take her home Sam.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
< almost instantly sober >
(I knew it...all along...knew it...)
Brit's had a little too much to drink, I'm afraid. Looks like she needs to call it an early night.
I'll fly her home. Unless you want vomit in your car.
Posted by Sam Pureheart on :
I've got her Cobalt. She'd skin me alive if I let you take her anywhere.
The seats in my ambulance are plastic covered, and I've cleaned up worse than a little puke.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
< Looks to Ranger, who looks at him funny as if to say "you're drunk" >
Yeah, okay, sure. Best to get her tucked in and in bed.
(She said he's the one not returning the affections...but why...?)
Obviously she'll hate herself if you let her throw herself at you, you know....
<Ranger's eyebrow raised >
Okay, okay.
Goodnight Brit. Lets do this again sometime.
< watches Sam Pureheart >
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Cobie, didn't you understand what she was telling you? They're engaged. They're just waiting for Hrun to return to make the announcement.
Posted by Sam Pureheart on :
[picks Brit up while Ranger is talking. She snuggles to his chest with a contented sigh.]
Aren't you going to congratulate us Cobalt?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
< a wicked grin forms on Cobalt's face >
Not married yet. Lot can happen between now and the wedding.
Be seein' ya Ranger.
< exits and flies off >
Posted by Sam Pureheart on :
That is one strange man.
{Carries Brit out to his vehicle & leaves}
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
Emily was a bit confused at the turn of events. From what Brit told her, she was descended from nobility. Emily's family liked to play at being noble and have extensive family trees; sort of a longt-term scientific breeding plan for intelligence (or money which is result of a different kind of intelligence than in science).
She asked Space Ranger, "So, your family does not arrange marriages?"
Posted by Renly Fox on :
Never a dull night on Legion World, I see.
I'd be careful for what you ask for, Ms. Sivana. It seems to me that once the rest of Legion World takes an interest in your love life, it's rather difficult to get them to lose said interest.
Then again...these things do tend to result in mass crisis...
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
"It is too complicated as it is," Emily admitted. It would be rather nice if the issues simply resolved themselves with everyone ending up with the ideal partner, like in a romance novel.
"As for crisis, there better not be one," Emily said. She was too busy to deal with a crisis.
Posted by Power Boy on :
Oh I thought this was the post while drunk thread.
shhh Nam'Lor stop ... I'm not going to do that!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
I still want to know what that stuff Nam-Lor is drinking actually is. It smells like swamp water mixed with horseradish and Bantha Dung.
I wonder how it tastes (or if Nam-Lor can actually taste anything).
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
Can I have a sangria?
This evening is a little too quiet.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I'm having a mudshake myself. And I don't care if it's supposed to be a lady's drink...
All this talk about marriage has got me thinking. Maybe it's time...
*looks at something in his pocket*
Man, I'm hella nervous. And excited at the same time.
Posted by Zoe Saugin on :
*sips mudshake* Looks like we have the same taste in drinks, honey. And it's a good taste.
Mind if I sit down?
You look like you have a lot on your mind. I'm told I'm a very good listener...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Oh, hey Zoe... Where's Angdar?
Well, I have this really big decision to make. I'm not sure if it's the right time, but I know I'll ask eventually. I just want to make it as perfect as I can.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Sits down next to Ibby>
Why the anxious face, Sentient? It's your birthday, you should be partying.
Babbette, bring the kid six of whatever he's drinking, and bring me a JWB with a Michelob chaser.
Posted by Renly Fox on :
< moving down closer to Invisible Brainiac and Space Ranger >
I know I'm relatively new here, IB, but considering our past adventure, I don't feel too bad offering unsolicited advice. Which quite simply is this: you know it's time, when it's time.
< to Ranger>
Greetings Space Ranger. We've not met before, thankfully--I would have been none too happy to see you coming in my..."prior occupation"...
< extends hand >
The name is is Renly Fox. I've recently come to Legion World to expand my shipping business.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Hey Zoe, Ranger, Renly... Thanks for the company. It's awesome being able to talk to you friends.
It's a bit complicated. There are... a lot of factors to consider.
One of them being how badly I want to go back to Earth. If I go through with this.... *looks at the box in his pocket again*...
I might not be able to ever go back.
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
Angdar's off being Angdar. But let's talk about you...
*caresses IB's arm gently*
Why would this decision prevent you from ever going back to Earth? Are you going somewhere?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I... well... let's just say I left some people behind on Earth who wouldn't be happy with where I am now in my life.
*sigh*
I think I'm gonna need something stronger.
Anyone want an AMF?
Posted by Exnihilo on :
<It is the lunch hour rush at SHAKES bar. A crowd of people is at the bar, as the harried bartender is both serving drinks and moving back and forth to the kitchen window to pick up food orders for the lunch crowd.>
<In the midst of this mayhem, the bar phone rings>
Bartender: SHAKES Bar and Grill... pick up or delivery?
Exnihilo on the phone: "Ah... yes... do you serve 'Prince Evillo' in cans?"
Silent voice of the black diamond: "NO, YOU FOOL... IT'S DO YOU 'HAVE' PRINCE EVILLO IN A CAN!!!"
Bartender: Huh? Do we serve grilled what?
Exnihilo on the phone: "Prince Evillo' in cans?"
Silent voice of the black diamond: "NOT CANS... A CAN!!!"
Bartender: You want what, now? You've gotta speak up, buddy.
Exnihilo on the phone: "In a can."
Bartender: A pan? You want a pizza? What size?
Exnihilo on the phone: "You better let him out... he's getting angry."
Bartender: Do what now?
Exnihilo on the phone: "Angry! Very similar to the emotion you will feel when you realize this is merely a prank phone call and that I've wasted your valuable time. Mwah-ha-ha! EEEEEVIL!"
Silent voice of the black diamond: "YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT!!!"
Bartender: Hold on one second, buddy... <setting the phone down and scrambling around the bar> order in... here's your salad... your plate will be right up... you need another round there, bud?
Exnihilo on the phone... still talking: "Mwah-ha-ha! Yes! Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. EEEEEVIL!"
Silent voice of the black diamond: "JUST HANG UP THE PHONE!!!"
<Exnihilo hangs up, as the bartender pick his end back up>
Bartender: Sorry about that, buddy... now what can I get y...? <hears the dial tone, shrugs and hangs up the phone - turning back to the bar> You need a refill?
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
*nurses mudshake*
Well, IB has done what he was thinking of, and gone off with Blaze. And Angdar's busy with training... he really likes swinging that big mace of his around
What's a girl to do for fun around here?
I don't know why, but I'm feeling a bit... frustrated... right now.
Posted by Rond Vidar on :
<walks into Shakes>
Silverale please.
<checks watch>
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
<looks over>
Waiting for someone, or expecting something to happen?
Chill, Rond. SHAKES isn't the sort of place where you should be keeping a schedule.
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
I have had a long day (internship interview and homework). I think I would like a mudslide. I need to take a day for myself tomorrow.
Posted by Rond Vidar on :
I had a long long week ...
I might take it easy this week at the time institute ... At least harmonia is at the titanese office!
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
Hello, Rond Vidar. I think I remember you from a science convention I attended with my cousins. I am Emily Sivana. Have you ever heard of my family?
Posted by Rond Vidar on :
Of course! I've heard of everything.there are many sivannas in the history of science.how is question lad?
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
He's doing fairly well. There are rumors that the superiors are moving him to a different division. I don't think he'll be too happy about it, but maybe it will give him more freedom. Maybe we can finally defeat the Tyrian. Have you ever heard of him?
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
<wanders around the room while nursing her Emerald Mojito>
It's so dark around here. What is this, goth city?
*lights up the area with her psychokinetic abilities*
Ah, that's better.
Posted by Rond Vidar on :
Hey Zoe!
< has a few more silver ales>
Man ... That harmonia is crazy ..... Always giving circadia a hard time .... And she acts like she's so smart .... We all know she's immortal and has super powers .... We work at a TIME institute ... I faked my death twice ! Fooled Braining five! And she <hic> thinks she can pull one over on me! Don't really know where she gets off acting so superior .... And the titanese time institute is sooooo not as prestigious as the earth one! .....
Next time she sasses me ... I'll just say ... " who built a time machine out of junk around the house when he was 14 ???" .... While she was playing her .... < hic> bells !!!!
Oh hey Emily .... No I haven't heard of that tyrian guy ... Just vaguely .... It's hard to keep up to date with current events when you have your head in a time viewer all day long. Posted by Emily Sivana on :
You are very lucky to never have met the Tyrian. You should really visit Charltonburg someday, Rond Vidar. The local university branch is always looking for guest lecturers.
Posted by Power Boy on :
sweet liberty!ill have to have a shakes before I go on vacation!its getting darker out there though due to the eclipse ... Maybe I should get my shakes cocktail to go !
[ November 18, 2012, 11:05 AM: Message edited by: Power Boy ]
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
Hey Rond, Emily... That Harmonia sounds like a lot of fun. Careful there, Rond. I've known quite a few bitter enemies who ended up married to each other.
So Emily, what else can you do in Charltonburg? Anything for a young fashionista like me?
And where are you off to, Power Boy?
Posted by Power Boy on :
I am thinking Ventura
Posted by Power Boy on :
... Or rimbor ... Rimbor seems more my scene.
You want to come along Zoe ?
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
Oooh, rough and rumble Rimbor. Why not? Rimbor doesn't seem like the type of planet who'd accept help, but it'd be a good idea to learn more about it. Maybe we can figure out how to develop it a bit.
I'm so ready for this!
Posted by Power Boy on :
Why not! I could use some old fashioned adventuring on rimbor! A short respite from all my leadership duties and paper work ... And it's about time we finally did something to help rimbor.
Hop on < holds arms out> we don't even need a space ship ... You're traveling first class power boy.
What do you say Em? Care to join us! Rond? Rimbor is about as far away from a lab as you can get.
Posted by Power Boy on :
Bar tender, we will have those drinks to go!
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
I think I would like to join you. I have no plans for the evening. After we are done, we should stop by Bayville and pick up some new equipment.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
<I'd be pretty jealous if Blaze and I weren't already elsewhere! Always DID want to see Rimbor...>
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
<sorry IB, but you and Blaze left so suddenly without telling the rest of us!>
Say Emily, you're back already? So I guess your Raltvee vacation is over, and you and Sebastian split off from IB and Blaze? Eh, well. What do you want to drink on the way?
Here, lemme seal all our drinks. Wouldn't want any space spillage.
Better leave Angdar a message. Don't want him to worry now.
Posted by Angdar Fel on :
Got room for one more?
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
Invisible Brainiac and Blaze had business to attend to afterwards. I've had to take time off for quite a few deaths in the family this year, so I decided it was best to head back to Legion World. Sebastian's been busy; I hear he's been re-assigned a different position and is trying to get new housing because Charltonburg wants the land his apartment is on to build a new firehouse.
I guess I would like some wine.
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Angdar Fel: Got room for one more?
More the merrier brave thanagarian !
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*pops in unexpectedly*
I just dashed by to grab a pitcher of Tharnian chocolate mudslide for Blaze and I to share later. Hey y'all, don't hesitate to holler if you need me to help out on Rimbor. Bye now!
PS Emily, er... how are you and Sebastian now anyways? I thought I'd see the two of you together more often after our vacation on Raltvee.
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
quote:Originally posted by Angdar Fel: Got room for one more?
Glad you got my message in time, Ang. Mwah!
Now be a dear and carry these pitchers for me, won't you?
Oh that IB, using his light powers to traverse the galaxy in a snap... I'm envious. *changes costume again to make herself feel better*
Posted by Angdar Fel on :
No problem Zoe.
Nice outfit. Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
Wore it just for you, Ang
So it's just you, me, Emily and Power Boy going to Rimbor right? When do we leave?
Posted by Rond Vidar on :
Thanks for the invitation but I will be needed here, there's some crazy madness coming but I shouldn't say too much, ruin the timestream and all, even though I have a paper coming out that argues against the concept of paradoxes and knowledge of the future and or the past.
< rond walks out of Shakes talking to himself about the peculiarities of sharing the same time as your past self or future self >
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin): Wore it just for you, Ang
So it's just you, me, Emily and Power Boy going to Rimbor right? When do we leave?
Meet you all at the Freeport! I've got to grab some stuff from my quarters. I'll book a shuttle.
Can't wait, this is just what I've been needing, a get back to the basics type mission!
Oh wait. I don't need to pack this all - I can just psychokinetically change my outfits, anyway.
Rimbor, here we come!
Posted by Renly Fox on :
Well, just like that, half the patrons have gone off on some mission to Rimbor. I don't envy them. I spent a good portion of my life on Rimbor...and silverale and brothels aside, I'd avoid the stench if I could help.
Too bad that Vidar fellow left, though. He was an interesting sort.
And where is Exnihil been?
< finishes drink >
Look at me. Wondering about the men, when I let three incredibly lovely ladies walk out without saying a word. Perhaps I'm losing my touch...
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
I wouldn't be so worried. Some of the men here are hot enough to be worth turning gay Posted by Reflekto on :
<Reflecto walks into Shakes. She enjoys the "no fighting" rules posted.>
<Parks her butt at the end of the bar where she has a good view of the place.>
<She says to herself>
I wonder which one is Renly Fox?
<When she sees a rogueish man staring at her. Well she did look great in her newly redesigned costume>
Bartender ... I'll have some nice thick french fries with mayonaise please.
Posted by Renly Fox on :
< notices the knockout blonde walk in and park a very cute butt at the end of the bar. >
What a great costume... <he said, to Giant Robotic Lesbian in the corner>
<signals to the bartender for another "First Mate's Tears", the famous pirate drink>
Thanks mate. And whatever she's drinking can go on my tab too.
Posted by Reflekto on :
<finishes plate fo french fries.>
<The bartender brings over the drink and points to Renly Fox>
<says to herself> ha! I'm not going to drink anything some random guy at a bar gives me! How new does he think I am ... heyyyyyy that guy matches the description of ....
<surreptitiously pours out the drink in a nearby plant. plant wilts and dies.>
<takes a moment and then walks over to Renly Fox's table>
Thanks for the drink. It must be my lucky day.
Posted by Renly Fox on :
<looks at plant, obviously perplexed>
Not really the intent of the gesture...but okay. It is kind of amusing.
I thought it was my lucky day too when I saw you...until the plant took a death bath. I meant no offense.
Posted by Reflekto on :
oh you saw that? Hey, you can never be too careful, a lot of crazies out there.
<sits across from Renly Fox>
< This one may be trickier than I thought she thinks>
Why don't you introduce yourself. I'm Stella ... Stella Ah.
[ November 27, 2012, 03:43 PM: Message edited by: Reflekto ]
Posted by Renly Fox on :
Pleasure to meet you, Stella.
<flashes handsome smile>
I'm Renly Fox, and I'm somewhat new to Legion World. I've been waiting for a Gent named Exnihil but apparently he's a busy man.
Are you one of the famous Legionnaires? It's quite...overwhelming having so many of the galaxies greatest heroes in one place.
<Renly's posture suggests a carefree attitude but to a more trained eye his eyes suggest a clever, insightful demeanor>
Posted by Reflekto on :
Most of the LMB are off planet now, makes it pretty boring around here.
But ... there are still enough of us around to take care of things if anything should happen.
.... Care for another drink? <waves bartender over>
I've heard of Exnihil, he does seem like a busy man. What are you meeting him for?
Maybe it's something I can help you with?
<Reflecto's force field gave her a slight glow>
Posted by Renly Fox on :
Just looking for a rare blend of tobacco that only someone of his skills could provide.
<as he spoke, Reflekto could tell this anecdote amused Renly, as if it was a private joke or an outright lie>
I'd love another drink. Tell me, what does a young heroine like yourself do for fun around here? And will it get us in trouble? Posted by Reflekto on :
oh you know, making sure pirates mind their manners on Legionworld.
super strength comes in real handy sometimes.
<pauses to make sure Renly Fox gets the hint>
other than that, I just enjoy being outside of a lab ...
<orders a gingerale>
Smoking is bad for you by the way, I heard that somewhere.
What do you know about Rimbor? I'm curious about what Power Boy and the others will find there, and how soon they'll be back.
Posted by Exnihil on :
<having left The Tobacconihiist Smoke Shop, Exnihil arrives at SHAKES bar to blow off some after-work steam. He enters and takes a quick look around the place, but doesn't immediately see anyone he recognizes. There were a lot of new faces on Legion World lately. Well... good. Some new blood was always just the thing to keep things interesting. Just so long as his regular bartender was still on, it was all good. He sidled up to the bar>
Babette: "Khundish vodka martini... up?"
Ex: "Ah... Babette, you always know just the right thing to say to a guy."
<Babette smiles and starts mixing Ex's drink>: "So... your ears must have been buzzing."
Ex: "How's that, now?
Babette <nodding over to the table where Renly and Reflekto are sitting>: "Those two. I could be mistaken, but I could have sworn I heard them say your name a little bit ago."
Ex: "My name? But I didn't see anyone that I recogni..." <squints over at the table> "Well, whattya know. Excuse me, Babette."
<Ex picks up his drink and moves toward Renly's table>
Posted by Reflekto on :
<sits back and waits to see what happens>
<Takes a long sip of gingerale>
Posted by Renly Fox on :
Ah, Mr. Exnihil at last! I'm - dare I say it - hopeful you've come with good news for me.
<Renly's face opens up into a wide grim; however it is more wolfish and dangerous than charming>
I can see you're suddenly recalling the last time we met those years ago. Back then I went by a more colorful moniker.
<back to Reflekto>
Tell me, my dear, are you aware of how influential Exnihil is within the film industry? I imagine he's met all sorts of interesting people.
Posted by Exnihil on :
Ha, ha...
<sitting down next to Reflekto, and speaking to her first>
..our friend exaggerates. Exnihil Studios is no 30th Century Fox... but we do all right. The name's Exnihil... how you do, my dear?
<Reflekto rolls her eyes... wisely. Ex turns back to Renly>
I did, indeed bring you good tidings. I was able to track down your request, though it took a bit of doing. You'll have to forgive me, though... Mr. Fox... "years ago"? The old noodle isn't what it used to be, but I don't think I remember...
<Renly raises an eyebrow rakishly as Ex stops short, suddenly recognizing him>
...oh, good lord!
"Pirates of the Antarean: Curse of the Black Hole"?! Posted by Renly Fox on :
Indeed.
<Renly's face shows great amusement at the flash of alarm Ex feels>
Quite the hit I recall. One day I'm labelled the public enemy #1 and the next little sentients are dressing as the Red Pirate while playing pirate games.
Anyway, I greatly appreciate procuring the Southfarthing blend.
<now to both of them>
Tell me, my friends, a great tobacco is best enjoyed with a great pipe. And the finest pipes are handcrafted...a skill I also know. So my question is, would you know where a special wood groove on Legion World is with Terran palm trees? For I've heard such a place exists and that is the wood I'd use.
<Renly speaks with great ease and friendliness, as what he was saying was totally normal>
Posted by Exnihil on :
<Ex, still flustered by the memory of the making of "Pirates of the Antarean" - likely one of the most dangerous ventures his company had ever untaken, both from a filming, and - ultimately - legal standpoint, begins to slightly stutter>
Wo... wood grove... p... palm trees? I... uh... I suppose there's Actor Lad's Cool Luau... I think they have this sort faux Hawaiian thi... wait... what?
I'm sorry... "Renly", is it these days? You've got to forgive me... you just look a bit different now from when we...
<leaning in slightly and lowering his voice>
Are you even allowed to be back in this sector?
Posted by Reflekto on :
<now this was getting good. Cobalt Kid may've been right about this keeping me busy!>
<leans in to hear more>
Posted by Reflekto on :
I'm sure with the right chaperone everything will be alright Mr. Exnihil. "Renly" dosn't seem so dangerous at all.
<This was one of several times Reflecto had made a hint that she would be keeping a close eye on Renly. She wondered if he would snap.>
<touches Renly's arm lightly and says in a low voice>
I'm afraid you can't go chopping down trees Mr. Fox, on Legionworld ... we've got environmental laws ...you'll have to buy your pipe like everyone else.
... but please, continue, I am interested to hear all about this ... especially this black hole misadventure and ... this Red Pirate.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
<dedman stumbles in through the door, looking quite haggard, even for him. He stood hunched in the doorway one arm across his stomach clutching the strange package he had been carrying to his body. He stared wild-eyed around the bar and finally spotted Ex. He cautiously approached, as if unsure if he should, but finally made his way there>
"Eh..Ex...is it really you? If you are really there I need your help."
<With that, dedman collapsed to the floor, and judging by the bruises, scrapes and contusions, it wasn't for the first time recently. The package with its odd wrapping fell away from his body, the paper tearing slightly. A glint of Onyx and Gold could be seen within>
Posted by Reflekto on :
<Reflecto moved to help Viridis Lament ... She didn't know him ... but she was a doctor and an LMBPer. It was instinct to her>
He's in rough shape!
<There were a few default medical supplies in her new standard uniform LMB costume. It wasn't much but it would do for now.>
<She DID keep one eye on that package though. She would've expanded her force field over it if she could learn how to do that trick Invisible Brainiac helped her do with projecting her force field.>
Exnihil ... what's the meaning of this!
Posted by Renly Fox on :
Let me help, my dear.
<Renly moves to assist Reflekto but the old pirate instinct kicks in. He can't help but notice the glimour of hold and he is instantly considering how he could run off with it.>
Lets get him off the floor--there, that table will do. Perhaps some cold water will help?
<Renly begins "assisting" Dedman>
<Yet...he knows he has a more important mission. And this girl...something about her that he instantly liked. He doesn't want to raise her ire so soon.>
Posted by Exnihil on :
<Exnihil, having seen this many times before, is almost inured to the scene. With an air that would be completely inappropriate - were it anyone else - he watches Renly and Reflekto attemping to aid deddy>
Guys... guys... this is just par for the course for the LMB. This is dedman!. Trust me... the best way to help him, right now... is to let him die.
<Even as he speaks the words however... Ex has a feeling of misgiving. He has seen his friend die and resurrect countless times before... but he's never looked this bad before. Just to be on the safe side, he pushes the package out of the line of sight of Reflekto, who had been eying it.>
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
<at the moment Ex touched the package dedman...vaulted...upright again>
DON'T TOUCH THAT
Ex, looking a little confused and hurt said "I was just moving it deddie, calm down"
"I..I'm sorry Ex. It's been preying upon my mind"
"Why don't you just open it then if it bothers you so much. At least you'll know what it is. Look, this weird paper is already torn here"
"I'm ashamed to say it, but I've been afraid to see what it is. The man who gave it to me said it was everything I've ever wanted and that it was from a fan. But something about it just isn't right...but this isn't why I've been looking for you"
"You..afraid? That's, well, shocking to be honest. If there was anyone around who had no fear I'd say it was you. But if its not this package you need assistance with, what is it?"
"You remember how my 'voice of the Ded' ability works? Well I want to have that power again and you are the only person I know on Legionworld who can aquire the appropriate...substances"
<At this Reflekto's ears perked up "Well this is interesting" she thought>
<Meanwhile a slow sly grin spread across Ex's face and a glimmer appeared in his eye> "Deddie, THAT'S something I can definitely help you with"
Posted by conundrum on :
***unnoticed by exnihil and the rest, a mysterious figure enters and approaches the bar***
skim milk on the rocks, please.
***babette replies*** Sure thing, sweetie. here ya go.
***the figure stares into the glass as if it were a mistery waiting to be solved***
And who might you be, sweetie?
***still starring into the glass, the figure replies*** i am the conundrum.
***the figure briefly glances toward the drama unfolding between ex, renly and the others but seems more interested in the milk***
***the figure picks up the glass, almost takes a sip, but sets it back down***
***the figure puts a credit on the bar and leaves shakes and the undrunk milk***
***babette looks puzzled for a moment, then dumps the milk out and puts the credit in the regaster***
***oddly, neither she nor anyone else who saw the figure could describe his or her appearance***
***indeed, no one can recall whether the figure was male or female***
***anyone viewing the security vid would be shocked to see the figure doesn't show up at all***
Posted by Reflekto on :
< 'What the bloody nass is going on here?' Reflecto thought.
'Cobalt Kid has really gotten here into this one!'
'One moment I am chaperoning a former pirate to make sure he's a good boy ... and now I am in the middle of several shit piles! This is what the other new LMBPers were talking about ... these old schoolers are nearly as corrupt as the villains we face ... most of which involve conflicts brought on by their own scheming and plots.'
Reflecto's face turns dark, she suddenly feels very out of her depth. Also, she felt a bit foolish trying to rescue Dedman ... 'How was SHE supposed to know he comes back from the dead!' >
<she said with a sour face> "Bartender. I'll take something alcoholic now ... make it a double."
Posted by Renly Fox on :
Now you're speaking my language.
<Renly backs away from chaos, signals the bartender and puts and arms around Reflekto's waste>
Did I hear you are a doctor? Quite the multi-talented hero. Something tells me I better stick by you if I want to make out well on Legion World.
Posted by Reflekto on :
There's no fighting in Shakes but I will gladly take you outside and break every bone in your body if you don't remove those hands.
<she says in a flat wry manner, and moves to where Exnihil and Dead Man are talking.>
Well? If the package is none of our business ... I guess we'd better get on with it and help you get your power back.
... Anything's better than waiting around here to get groped again by ... Mr. Randy the Pirate.
<gulps down drink>
[ November 30, 2012, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: Reflekto ]
Posted by Renly Fox on :
<turns to Babette>
I love a woman with spunk.
<downs drink>
(Well, if I can't get the girl, I guess I can try for the treasure... )
Ex, do you need a hand helping your friend?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
On a sunny mountaintop overlooking a beach, Invisible Brainiac and Blaze gaze appreciatively at a white marble temple. The ancient structure gleams in the sunlight; though it's no longer used to worship the same ancient gods, it still stands as a testament to the grandeur of a civilization long gone.
As they approach the temple, Invisible Brainiac's Omnicom beeps. He turns to look at Blaze, who nods.
"Go and take a quick look, but no more than 5 minutes okay?" Blaze winks.
IB smiles appreciatively, then checks the message. He raises his eyebrow at the report. "Huh. So he's resurfaced..."
"Who?" Blaze asks.
"We met him during the Oval War. The former pirate I pointed out."
"The annoyingly charming one? The one you said you'd like to put in his place?"
"Yup. One and the same. And where he is, adventure and mayhem usually folow..."
"So... do we have to cut our vacation short?"
IB frowns, considering. Then he shakes his head. "Nah. There's someone already on it. Come on. This temple may wait for us, but the party on the beach tonight won't!"
Posted by lancesrealm on :
Lance walks into Shakes, finding a seat in a dark corner. No one is sitting near him, but considering his unshaven appearance and the fact that he has forgotten his deodorant three days running isn't likely to attract others to his table, or to any nearby.
The waitress' hips waved hello as she brought him his usual, a shot and a beer and a scowl.
Lance glanced at her posterior as she walked away, and he tried to forget the rest of the world...
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
As Lance stares into his drink he fails to notice a shadowy figure behind him. Gesturing to Babette to send Lance another drink, the figure places a small Omnicom on the table next to Lance’s Glass. “Hey!” starts Lance “who are……….” But as he turns there is no one there.
Puzzled Lance picks up the Omnicom and starts to read.
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
Elsewhere, Kinetix sips a mojito. "Mmm, minty. I love how SHAKES now allows for takeout..."
The ice cubes in her glass glitter with an emerald glow as she does.
Posted by lancesrealm on :
Lance sips his drink as he reads the Omnicon. The text reads, "Meet me behind the bar at 2am. Come alone. You know what I want."
Puzzled, Lance looks around, wondering if the green glow on the other side of the room was real, or was the by-product of a really good drink.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*Invisible Brainiac pops in with his light powers and sees Lance, an old friend. He can't really talk right now, but he leaves Lance something he knows Lance will recognize*
Lance looks around to see a bucket filled with ice, with 6 beers nestled in, each from a different UP world. Sweet-tasting Naltorian beer, the more bitter Rimbor version, a pluberry-flavored Winathian brand, thick Raltveech brew, a light Alephian mix and the classic brew from Earth.
Beer in a bucket.
Posted by lancesrealm on :
Lance fondles the bottle of Naltorian beer..then pulls his hand back, unsure if he wants to see his future. He pulls the Winathian beer from the bucket, wondering if it is truly lightning in a bottle. He unscrews the top, taking a pull from the bottle. Free beer is better than a kick in the crotch any day.
Lance glances at his chronometer...1:55am...do I go or don't I?
Posted by lancesrealm on :
What the hell..I stroll out the door..walking around to the back of the bar..I look around..and wait....
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It sounds like heaven on earth.
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See?!? I told you.
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!
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I'd love to toast Duncan's win at my 21st!
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Right now we've got a bar to run.
Come again?????
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Don't you know that you're the only one for me? Always have been, always will be. ![[Mano]](graemlins/Mano.gif)
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