This is a dark hour in the life of our cause. Our hopes for a new day in the light of the LMB constitutional process has been foiled. Indeed had I remained a delegate, those who would keep us on our knees would have arrested me.
I ask you, what purpose did the LMB Convention serve? In spite of my reservations, I had entered the process on your behalf to build a brighter future for you all. At every turn our ovetures were rebuffed, suffering the indignity of being thrown in the pool. Clearly the process was a sham, and our legitimate constitutional aspirations will never be achieved in the framework of the existing LMB.
Notwithstanding my status as an LMB outlaw, I proclaim a provisional governing Senate of a New LMB under the draft principles for a constitution outlined in our working sessions this weekend.
As the first act of this governing council, I have signed a decree seizing all properties of the Ancien Regime. I implore all patriots to stand with me and enforce the decisions of your governing council by disrupting the illegitimate remnants of the tyrants. SEIZE THE DAY THAT NOW DAWNS BEFORE YOU.
*Signed* Tamper Lad Consul and Tribune of the Provisional New LMB
*Dated* Day 1 of Year 1 (New LMB reckoning)
[ August 30, 2005, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Calamity Monkey on :
?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Calamity Monkey: ?
Omigoodness!! Calamity Monkey is confused! what hope do the rest of us have?
Tamper Lad,
I believer the convention is still going on. I don't even think you needed your hand stamped to get back in.
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Quislet, dear, isn't "LMB" a copyrighted property? Should we add copyright infringement to Tamper Lad's growing list of offenses?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Did you get "LMB" copyrighted?
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Well, not in reality, but for storyline purposes... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
We certainly did!
That list is sure growing quickly...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Tamper Lad,
I believer the convention is still going on. I don't even think you needed your hand stamped to get back in.
Quislet, the convention has been rendered moot by our proclamation.
Calamity Monkey, I know the lack of an adequete education system for monkeys under the ancien regime has disadvantaged you. The Provisional government will remedy the situation as soon as the school board is turned over to us.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Oh even provisional governments need constitutions. Or are you planning on a dictatorship?
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Goodness knows dictatorships haven't had much success on Legion World...
Posted by Caliente on :
This is what I was saying about the cute with the mouth closed... *sigh* They never listen.
<pats Tamper Lad's shoulder> Try not to be so intense honey. You'll get an ulcer or something.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Our constitution? See the framework hammered out over the weekend in the convention.
Here's the gist:
Evil Geniuses have unlimited discretions over their experiments, Cats have special rights over humans, We are working to reboot Legionworld.net into Invertedrocketship.net Autoresponses banned
Posted by Queen Connie on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Tamper Lad,
I believer the convention is still going on. I don't even think you needed your hand stamped to get back in.
Quislet, the convention has been rendered moot by our proclamation.
Calamity Monkey, I know the lack of an adequete education system for monkeys under the ancien regime has disadvantaged you. The Provisional government will remedy the situation as soon as the school board is turned over to us.
Mroooowwww?
Did you just accuse Calamity Monkey of being UNEDUCATED!!!! Why...I'm flabbergasted! Calamity Monkey is one of the most erudite members of this community. How dare you! Hisssssssssssssssssss! Posted by Spellbinder on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Cats have special rights over humans
I thought they already had that? Of course, it's not written down on paper, but that's never held them back before...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: This is what I was saying about the cute with the mouth closed... *sigh* They never listen.
<pats Tamper Lad's shoulder> Try not to be so intense honey. You'll get an ulcer or something.
Ah Yes dear. I'm trying, but they tried to arrest me on some trumped up charges this morning. Something about instigating an insurrection.
Posted by Queen Connie on :
quote:Originally posted by Spellbinder:
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Cats have special rights over humans
I thought they already had that? Of course, it's not written down on paper, but that's never held them back before...
Meeeep!
* Such a smart lady. That's why I like her so much! Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Queen Connie:
quote:Originally posted by Spellbinder:
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Cats have special rights over humans
I thought they already had that? Of course, it's not written down on paper, but that's never held them back before...
Meeeep!
* Such a smart lady. That's why I like her so much!
Connie, while it goes without saying that cats are better than humans, you can't get by with just common law recognition of this anymore. Cobalt Kid and his Dudley Do-Right apprentice have shown that they treat common law like toilet paper.
Don't believe them, they're the past join the future.
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Ah Yes dear. I'm trying, but they tried to arrest me on some trumped up charges this morning. Something about instigating an insurrection.
Was it that shady Ranger fellow? I don't like him. Not at all. We should really do something to deal with him...
Anyway, s and es lover!! They should never try to arrest you. Honestly, what were they thinking? The humanity of it all...
[ August 29, 2005, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: Caliente ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Tamper Lad,
I believer the convention is still going on. I don't even think you needed your hand stamped to get back in.
Quislet, the convention has been rendered moot by our proclamation.
In light of our pre-constitutional period, your proclamation is also moot.
Face it, only by participating in the convention will you be able to win any of the rights you seem to be after.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I don't understand why Space Ranger and my name have been invoked.
I only stopped you from starting an insurrection and have never actually made an overt action against you Tamper. In fact, I'm one of the few that asked for you to be included in the proceedings.
Now come back and join us, and promise no more violence.
See:
No more violence = no overt use of the Office of Security. They cancel each other out!
Posted by Spellbinder on :
quote:Originally posted by Queen Connie: Meeeep!
* Such a smart lady. That's why I like her so much!
Connie, dear, if you would like to join me in the Convention Hall, I would be honored to scratch behind your ears Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime:
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Tamper Lad,
I believer the convention is still going on. I don't even think you needed your hand stamped to get back in.
Quislet, the convention has been rendered moot by our proclamation.
In light of our pre-constitutional period, your proclamation is also moot.
Face it, only by participating in the convention will you be able to win any of the rights you seem to be after.
I have two additional conditions to rejoin the talks aside from the lifting of the outstanding warrants.
A permanant oversight commission for the Office of Security is to be established. It is a three member committee with the sole power to issue warrants. They must vote on each one before CK is enabled to go on one of his jaunts.
The commissioners are to be Luna, Caliente and a third to be named by Kid Prime.
Secondly
I am to be recognized as the delegate representing the Provisional New LMB.
[ August 29, 2005, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente:
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Ah Yes dear. I'm trying, but they tried to arrest me on some trumped up charges this morning. Something about instigating an insurrection.
Was it that shady Ranger fellow? I don't like him. Not at all. We should really do something to deal with him...
Anyway, s and es lover!! They should never try to arrest you. Honestly, what were they thinking? The humanity of it all...
Ah Thanks Sweetie. Don't you worry we'll deal with Space Ranger and Cobalt Kid soon enough.
Posted by Caliente on :
Aww, let's play nice with Cobie. He brings many on the LMB pleasure. I think we'd have a revolt if we did away with him...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll never agree to that. And my relationship with Legion World and the LMB directly is effected by anyone even considering that.
Tamper, you have no grounds to even be in on the talks for the Office of Security. Reboot and I are already coordinating our own plan, and believe me, he is no natural ally or bedfellow of mine.
[ August 29, 2005, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: Aww, let's play nice with Cobie. He brings many on the LMB pleasure. I think we'd have a revolt if we did away with him...
*whispers* Okay, we'll let him live... but don't tell him that it'll ruin the drama.
Posted by Queen Connie on :
Mrrrrrrr!!!
What a lovely suggestions! I'd be happy to join you Princess. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Queen Connie:
quote:Originally posted by Spellbinder:
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Cats have special rights over humans
I thought they already had that? Of course, it's not written down on paper, but that's never held them back before...
Meeeep!
* Such a smart lady. That's why I like her so much!
Connie, while it goes without saying that cats are better than humans, you can't get by with just common law recognition of this anymore. Cobalt Kid and his Dudley Do-Right apprentice have shown that they treat common law like toilet paper.
So, considering that the constitution has traditionally been treated like rolling paper, is there really any difference?
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Why bother with a written document anyway? It seems the first thing any penny ante dictator does when trying to gain, or upon gaining power is to tear it up and write a new one?
As for an oversight committee? We dont need one as long as we have the three founders looking over everything.
As for creating the "provisional New LMB" isnt that the same as the "people popular front for Judea" or am i thinking of the "Popular front for the people of Judea" ?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I suggest the Honourable gentleman returns to picking lupins.
PS. Faraway, what era are you re-enacting in your profile pic. I did a few when I was in highschool.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
<interlude on>
Tamper, its only something I am starting to get into. The period is 1814 and we are re enacting the peninsular war, as part of the the 68th foot or the durham light infantry,
<interlude off>
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
<interlude>
I just remember how bloody hot those jackets were in July. Our school did a Loyalist Militia compaign against a Patriot school from the US. Did some US civil war stuff to. No live guns of course.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
We get to play with live guns (no bullets of course) and real bayonets. Always a worrying sign letting grown men play at soldiers.
Anyway I odnt want to high jack your thread so I have started one here to give the people of Legion world a good laugh.
Posted by KidChaos on :
I think we need some sort of 'tennis court oath' or something to force our representation in the convention.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Check my last post on page four of the constitutional convention... I asked for the oath.
[ August 29, 2005, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by KidChaos on :
And still the covention proceeds without hearing the grievences of the down trodden?
Those fudruckers!
BTW- if your looking for some 'sans-culottes' I'm your man. (I'm usually pants-free most of the time anyway)
[ August 29, 2005, 09:26 PM: Message edited by: KidChaos ]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote: Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
A permanant oversight commission for the Office of Security is to be established. It is a three member committee with the sole power to issue warrants. They must vote on each one before CK is enabled to go on one of his jaunts.
The commissioners are to be Luna, Caliente and a third to be named by Kid Prime.
Why, this wouldn't make much of a difference at all. Both ladies already have a lot of influence around the Security Office anyhow.
quote: Originally posted by Tamper Lad: I am to be recognized as the delegate representing the Provisional New LMB.
I think Queen Connie should be that delegate. ssuming we do get around to forming a Provisional New LMB, anyway.
Posted by Queen Connie on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
quote: Originally posted by Tamper Lad: I am to be recognized as the delegate representing the Provisional New LMB.
I think Queen Connie should be that delegate. ssuming we do get around to forming a Provisional New LMB, anyway.
Mrrroww!
* Another one of my favorite cuties. One good thing about a supposed crisis around here, all my little darlings appear...and sometimes even remember to give me som nice, delicious cream or a lovely ear & chin scratch.
[ August 30, 2005, 03:08 AM: Message edited by: Queen Connie ]
Posted by Ghost of Numf-El on :
Scratch scratch.
That the spot, Connie? Good. Roll over and I'll rub your tummy for you.
After that, since I haven't the foggiest idea what's going on here, I'm away to find a convenient bar. You're all free to join me if you so desire.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I am so there, Numf.
(stops to give Queen Connie a nice bowl of cream before leaving)
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Bloody Nass, why are all these people hanging around the secure undisclosed location? It is supposed to be a secret after all.
Posted by Queen Connie on :
quote:Originally posted by Ghost of Numf-El: Scratch scratch.
That the spot, Connie? Good. Roll over and I'll rub your tummy for you.
After that, since I haven't the foggiest idea what's going on here, I'm away to find a convenient bar. You're all free to join me if you so desire.
Mrrrooooowww!
* Ooooooooohhhhh! Tummy rub!!!!!!!! Thank you Numfie sweetie! You're such a nice guy! Posted by Queen Connie on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I am so there, Numf.
(stops to give Queen Connie a nice bowl of cream before leaving)
*Meeeeoooowwww!
*Yummy! I would lick your face IB but I'd get all this luscious cream on it! But thank you, thank you, thank you! Posted by Queen Connie on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Bloody Nass, why are all these people hanging around the secure undisclosed location? It is supposed to be a secret after all.
Mroorrrooorroooww!
*Don't you know you can't hide anything from a cat. We go where we want to go, when we want to go, and do whatever we want to do. It's not my fault I have so many admirers that want to rub my tummy and feed me cream and scratch my ears and chin. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Heck if I know Tamper...
<drinks milk directly out of cartoon, puts it back. Sits in most comfortable chair, starts changing the channels on the TV with remote>
Wait--this isn't some new hangout spot or something?
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Cobie dear, when are you ever going to learn to check out the place before you make yourself at home.
<<An emerald green radiance eminates from the Eye of Ekron and suffuses the Secure Undisclosed Location. Suddenly all the booby traps noted by Invisible Brainiac during his reconnisance mission disappear in puffs of green smoke.>>
There, now we can get comfortable. What's on the TV? Ooohh! Is that chocolate over there? Connie, come sit up here on this silk covered divan next to me, I'll bet it will be very comfy for you while I scratch your ears and chin. Here, I'll set your bowl of cream right next to you. I'm sure Tamper won't mind if you spill just a little.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Empress, can I get you something while I'm in the kitchen? He's got all kinds of stuff here...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*Gasp*
Stay clear of the peanut butter, Cobie!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Er, not that I don't trust the Empress and her powers, or anything, but being covered in peanut butter was just a tad too horrible an experience for me to want it to happen again.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Arriving from Faraway, FL notices a large portion of peanut butter.
"yum yum that will just do for a late night snack"
Leaving a dozen or so bottles of Pov's pint for Cobalt then taking the peanut butter Faraway goes faraway.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Returns from convention hall. Really fellas I don't see what so interesting on the one channel of Evil Genius TV we get out here. It's economic development strategy night on that station. If I'd known you guys liked Michael Porter so much I'd a bought a set of his books for you guys.
<Grabs mysterious ray from locker. Returns to convention by teleportation>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Incidentally, what with all the talk about peanut butter, I would just like to take a second to plug the new Jif low-carb! It really is super-scrumptious!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
<returns from convention
walks around the guys who've been put to sleep by the Porter marathon on TV.
//success is often dictated not by//
mercifully switches to the Abin Quank tracking channel. Prepares the Britishizer for its next target>
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
<<Open's one eye, and while Tamper's back is turn, converts the Britishizer into a bizarro Britishizer. Instead of affecting the person targeted, it affects the one using it and Americanizes them if they are Britishized already.>>
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
That darned eye, converting the Britishizer to the Bizarro Britishizer, good thing magic doesn't work at the Secure undisclosed location.
It wouldn't be very secure otherwise would it now, Compy. Compy register the title of Physicus Maximus and the related mumbo jumbo at the repository of knowledge. I need to get more Scotch.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Thanks Compy looks like I'll have to give up my quest to transform Abin into a serving of mushy peas. Cali's not gonna be pleased when I tell her.
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Cali's not gonna be pleased when I tell her.
I won't be pleased about what? Oh no... don't tell me... you want children, don't you? Evil minions to carry out your dastardly plans.
Well, I'll say it again. I support said plans but NO PREGNANCIES!!!!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Oh no babies, hon. Just that Pagan Lass destroyed my Britishizer ray before I could turn Abin into a serving of Mushy peas.
But I got Space Ranger on page 27 of the constitution thread.
Posted by Caliente on :
Ahh. Well, truthfully, I think Abin's okay. Really. And I think Pagan Lass will eat you if you try to hurt him so maybe we'll just... not.
Saw Ranger finally!! Yay. I'm so proud. Posted by legionadventureman on :
If i may be of any help to you both in your time of need, please, let me know...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Ah LAM, please could you go apologize to Pagan Lass for me. It would not be wise for me to go see her personally.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Dern it the Space Ranger has re-appeared.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Ah LAM, please could you go apologize to Pagan Lass for me. It would not be wise for me to go see her personally.
Oh no....and I really thought you liked me, Tamper Lad Posted by Tamper Lad on :
<Downs his last glass of scotch as the sun rises over the SUDL. Eyes bloodshot, uniform still covered in acid from the battle with the mystic fates he says,>
Compy: [you are emotionally unhinged Tamper]
Nonsense, and I thought I reset your configuration to synthesise a male voice? Bah, rassafrakin technology. And how could there be any emotional attachment, I was in it just for her physical assets?
Compy: [Your heavy drinking and irrational commands, in the past 2 hours indicates the lack of veracity in this statement. Caliente...]
ARGHHHHH!!!! Compy we will never again discuss this past evening's events or mention that name again. She is once again with *snerk* Actor Lad. I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HER A WORLD TO RULE!!!
Compy: [Ahem...]
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HER HALF A WORLD...
Compy: [Ahem...]
Oh alright, technically I would have given her 32.5% of the world as per the Evil Genius Pre-nuptial act of 2958. But that's not the point Compy, I'm FREEEEEE!!!! BWAHAHAHA.
Compy: [Unfortunately, this status is temporary. Without her you no longer have access to the unlimited funds in her super-hero student bank account.]
*sigh* Can't you let me rant in peace, you stupid computer. Alright, implement Project Revenue. I will announce it later this morning at the Constitutional Convention.
[ August 31, 2005, 04:32 AM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
<What is project revenue, find out when the LMB Constitutional convention resumes.>
Well that went well, I see the monies are already rolling in.
[ August 31, 2005, 09:42 AM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Jeez bud, I know it's rough. I recently seperated from my wife, Space Tart. Things weren't always honest or great, but it was still hard.
I wouldn't count you and Cali out yet...
Posted by Bast on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Jeez bud, I know it's rough. I recently seperated from my wife, Space Tart. Things weren't always honest or great, but it was still hard.
I wouldn't count you and Cali out yet...
Tamperous, leave that Cali be, she's a good girl now, she doesn't need your awful manners rubbing off on her.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I heard (from a reliable source)that Cobie loved to dress up in Space Tart's clothes... Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Ah LAM, please could you go apologize to Pagan Lass for me. It would not be wise for me to go see her personally.
TL, I'm risking Ragnarok by telling Pagan Lass that Abin had gone "all-Pinky-and-the-Brain" and wanted to "kill the bastich thread" again and that i had to slip the strait-jacket back on again...
A bit of dominance and discipline might just be the thing to put the spice back in that relationship...
Posted by Bast on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: I heard (from a reliable source)that Cobie loved to dress up in Space Tart's clothes...
Then I have determined that your imagination is unreliable.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
DERN IT!!! HOW DO ALL OF YOU GET INTO THE SECURE UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
We followed the searchlights to the big neon sign saying "SECURE UNDISCLOSED LOCATION".
I'd take another look at your security system if I was you.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Compy, you rassafrakin' computer I said no to turning the SUDL into a den of inpropriety. I don't want to take business from Cobalt Kid.
Posted by Frio on :
Yeah, I'm with the disappearing bug guy. It's not the best way to keep things hidden.
So. Tamper. *sits down and makes herself comfy* What's up?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: I don't want to take business from Cobalt Kid.
Oh, be serious.
It's not like he'd actually get around to paying you.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Do make yourself at home it's Cytochrome P450 Mixed Function Oxidase night on EGTV.
Posted by Frio on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Do make yourself at home it's Cytochrome P450 Mixed Function Oxidase night on EGTV.
Uhm, sure. Whatever that means.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The television kid, I only get one channel down here, Evil Genius TV and tonight they are showing one of the marvels of eukaryotic metabolism.
Posted by Frio on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: The television kid, I only get one channel down here, Evil Genius TV and tonight they are showing one of the marvels of eukaryotic metabolism.
Good thing I don't like TV, huh? I'm sure we can think of something else to pass the time. *pulls out a deck of cards* Poker perhaps?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
i heard there was this cool documentary of the dilertarious effects when psychokinesis and chemical reactions combined...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Sounds great. But I think the paint on this wall is going to finish drying any second now and I don't want to miss out.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Miner Take these, watching the paint dry is a lot more interesting when under the influence of hallucenogenic substances.
Posted by Frio on :
Ooh! Hallucenogens? *nudge* You're sharing right? I mean, you don't want me to use my new position with the Security Office against you, do you?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
what is exactly is your business here miss Frio.
Posted by Frio on :
Like I told Cobalt Kid, my business is my own Tamper Lad.
Why do you ask? Posted by Tamper Lad on :
There's been some strange happenings in recent weeks.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Frio: Yeah, I'm with the disappearing bug guy.
New nick-name for Miner?
RE: Dressing up in Spacey's clothes. I don't think even the LMB is quite ready for Spacey and my bedroom war stories...
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Damn your torpedo, Cobie! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by Frio: Yeah, I'm with the disappearing bug guy.
New nick-name for Miner?
I'd protest, but that would only seal the deal.
quote:RE: Dressing up in Spacey's clothes. I don't think even the LMB is quite ready for Spacey and my bedroom war stories...
I believe Larry Flynt turned down the publishing rights on grounds of taste.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Dern it Compy... Can't you see I want to be alone an sulk tonight. Get rid of all these people.
Posted by Frio on :
*freezes Compy's circutry*
Mmm... I'm thinking no on the leave factor. How else will we pester you? I know it already gives me much joy and we've just met.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Yeah, he does that to people.
Shall I order a pizza? Or two? Or sixty?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Now how would one get pizza to this secure undisclosed location.
Why don't you guys go visit the Cheneys? They're next door.
[ August 31, 2005, 08:33 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Frio on :
Because we love you Tamper Lad. No, really, that's why. I swear.
Oh and I like vegetarian pizza Outdoor Miner.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Like this:
<pulls out phone>
Hello Trominos? I'd like a vegetarian special, please. Bill it to the Evil Genius Institute, and have it sitting on the table next to the jukebox. 15 minutes? Thanks.
<Waits 15 minutes, then reaches out and grabs the pizza from the Trominos table>
Here you go, Frio.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
why is it of all the owned environments on MMB I seem to have the least creative control over the SUDL versus the other owner's and their properties.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Don't worry Tamper, we haven't found a location yet that hasn't been overrun.
<passes Tamper Lad bottle of gin>
Ever hear of 'if you can't beat em' join 'em'...
Posted by Frio on :
Aww, thanks Outdoor Miner!
*kisses him on the, er, cheek(?)*
Mmm, so cheesey.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hey! Who ordered Tromino's without asking me?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Tamper, you should see what we did to all of Luna's supposedly closed-off locations. Not to mention poor Reboot.
And you're welcome, Frio.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Tamper, you should see what we did to all of Luna's supposedly closed-off locations. Not to mention poor Reboot.
And you're welcome, Frio.
I miss the giant-sized version of Hungry, Hungry Hippos and the Mark Waid Wing we had installed, OM!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Don't worry Tamper, we haven't found a location yet that hasn't been overrun.
<passes Tamper Lad bottle of gin>
Ever hear of 'if you can't beat em' join 'em'...
Sure but where I was educated, the saying was 'if you can't beat em' get the rules changed to your advantage then drive 'em into the ground and make sure they get your business card after.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"I miss the giant-sized version of Hungry, Hungry Hippos and the Mark Waid Wing we had installed, OM!"
I like to think that they still exist somewhere in Hypertime.
[ August 31, 2005, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: Outdoor Miner ]
Posted by Frio on :
Hypertime? This term scares me oh so much.
*buries herself in pizza*
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well I admit the shared continuity is a little weird. Not to mention all the weirdness with the puppeteers running back and forth between avatars.
The uninitiated must think it strange indeed.
[ August 31, 2005, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Frio on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: The uninitiated must think it strange indeed.
Is that an insult? What an a-hole!
If I had any honor, I'd definitely be asking Cobalt Kid or someone to defend it.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
honour is such a quaint notion
Posted by Frio on :
Agreed.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
but it drives some people very strongly. This is to be taken advantage of. People independent of honour can often make decisions they won't or can't.
Posted by Frio on :
Hmmm, you make a compelling point. This requires more contemplation.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Does loyalty to one's comrades strike you as being over-rated?
Posted by Frio on :
No. Loyalty is not the same as honor. At least, it's not in this context.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Then...without loyalty, there can only be...BETRAYAL!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Loyalty is nuanced as well Frio. I would introduce you to Talleyrand but he's dead and my time bubble is out of service. He served France for 4 decades during the revolution.
He betrayed King Louis XVI, the Republic, the Directory, Napoleon, King Louis XVIII and Charles X in turn.
Yet no one could ever say he was disloyal to France. In fact he was so important when he betrayed Napoleon spared Talleyrand.
[ August 31, 2005, 10:37 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Frio on :
Okay, see, I just meant that my lack of honor is unrelated to layalty.
But time travel would be cool. Darn our broken bubble! (That sentence sounded so wrong.)
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
We serve many masters, it would be foolish to serve just one.
Yes my last adventurous tryst blew the top off the dome.
[ August 31, 2005, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Of the bubble that is.
Posted by Frio on :
Was that a come on Tamper Lad? And here I thought Cali broke your heart into lots of little pieces.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Come on? Me? Who's Cali? And don't be ridiculous the heart is highly elastic muscular tissue. How could it be broken?
Posted by Frio on :
Riiight. So sayeth the one who was smelling of alcohol this morn.
And it's just a turn of phrase oh evil one.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Who me drink? I have no idea what you're accusing me of.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Don't be silly, Frio, Tamper Lad doesnt drink...if he did, he wouldnt be able to pontificate his wide repetoire of historical trivia.
He is an old professor trapped in a younger dude's body
Posted by Laverna on :
(flies by Tamper Lad)
I like this one, he looks like a keeper.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Do you know how to wave a baton, Laverna? Tamper Lad is seeking an evil consort whose ambition and lust for ultimate power matches his own...
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Hrun reaches in via OM's left open portal, takes a slice of pizza and grabs a beer. He also steals the TV remote.
Posted by Laverna on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Do you know how to wave a baton, Laverna? Tamper Lad is seeking an evil consort whose ambition and lust for ultimate power matches his own...
I'm no body's sidekick!
(pokes LAM with her staff)
So Mr. Green, what's on your lovely schedule today?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well Ms. Laverna, I've got a client call to attend to and then I'm going to take a walk to the beach.
Ps. Didn't your friend and good fairy Shirlia come with you?
[ September 01, 2005, 10:58 AM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well desk jobs done for the day, gonna go play. Later kids.
5:40pm - well that was a nice afternoon at the beach.
[ September 01, 2005, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well compy another week closer to the final fulfillment of my plans.
However the Kid has foiled my attempt to destroy the security aparatus for now. But soon I shall have another opportunity.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
<Arriving from the Office of Security>
<Still Singing> Solidarity forever! Solidarity forever! Solidarity forever! For the union makes us strong
When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run, There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun. Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one? But the union makes us strong.
They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn, But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn. We can break their haughty power; gain our freedom when we learn That the Union makes us strong.
In our hands is placed a power greater than their hoarded gold; Greater than the might of armies, magnified a thousand-fold. We can bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old For the Union makes us strong.
Posted by Caliente on :
<flies in with powers of funness>
Okay, your singing echoes through the tesseract system. Stop traumatizing us all.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Oh Cali....do pipe down!!!
*adopting an obsequious, fawning stance*
All Tamper Lad needs is a burst of concentrated Nefar Nebula mist...and i am the man who can give it to him...
Chaos and controversy rules!
*utters maniacal laughter*
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Oh Caliente I do miss your powers of fun-ness. But I have a much higher duty than mere pleasures of the flesh. SINFUL, DIRTY, CARNAL PLEASURES, an evil genius craves not these things. We procreate using a Petri dish and the artificial uterus.
Your cheerleader wiles made forget why I came to Legion world in the first place but now free of your taint and indeed whatever you hit me with to contaminate me I remember.
If you're just here to contribute additional material please deposit your contribution to the genetic material baster on the far wall there. I believe you remember how from last week.
Posted by Caliente on :
*snerk* You keep telling yourself that TL, dear.
And LAM. Because I can.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I notice that early in the mornings and late in the evenings is when Tamper Lad seems to be at his most...complicated.
At least he keeps things from getting dull Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well as long as you're here make yourself at home, Evil Genius Television is running a marathon on the history of financial markets and valuation methods. As well as a fascinating history of underwriting, produced by an old evil genius colleague.
I am preparing to launch my next er.. improvement to social conditions here. I am going to end squallor by unionizing all the employees in the Office of Security and the Cafe's and Shakes as well as all the businesses here. Except the Consultancy of Space of course.
Because who are all of you proprietors going to turn to learning how to manage in a Union environment. BWAHAHAHA.
[ September 02, 2005, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Oh Caliente could you take your hairbrush and toothbrush while you leave. I took the liberty of scraping the genetic material off and adding it to my breeding program.
I hope you don't mind. They are of no more use to me.
Posted by Caliente on :
...that's not my hairbrush but I'll take care of the toothbrush.
<tosses the toothbrush into the garbage can>
As for the breeding program -- I'd really rather you didn't. No kids. But, I suppose it's acceptable s'long as I don't have to do the pregnancy/childbirth thang...
Posted by Caliente on :
Oh! And make sure it's not mixed with Cobie's DNA. We don't need anymore demon spawn.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well who's hairbrush is it. Who's been here? Rewinds thread.
Ah Half of all Legion World has been here. Well at least I know it's not miner's.
Compy sequence those squamous cells from the hairbrush.
[ September 02, 2005, 06:01 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I can tell you whose hair brush it might be...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well if either of you could tell me...
I'm very busy, I've got tons of stuff to do. I'm making union drive posters. As well as completing my Gestalt bombs that will make a new completeness.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Frio left her hairbrush, while she was making subtle gestures towards Cobie. Im sure Space Tart would like to meet her...
Posted by Frio on :
Who's Space Tart?
*grabs brush*
I believe this belongs to me.
*leaves muttering under her breath about rude green meglomaniacs*
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Frio, I didn't mean to be rude. I believe in efficient verbal communications. The terser the better the manual says.
Dern it.
Caliente loves my verbal abuse.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Tamper, I don't think I've stopped by yet. It's hard to find, being an undisclosed location and all. Nice place. Decor is early clandestine.
Posted by Frio on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Frio, I didn't mean to be rude. I believe in efficient verbal communications. The terser the better the manual says.
Dern it.
Caliente loves my verbal abuse.
Ha! Somehow, I doubt that.
And for someone who wants to be efficient in their verbal communication, you use a lot of extra words when you talk.
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Caliente loves my verbal abuse.
...
...
...
...
...well, maybe just a li'l...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
That's not the only type of lashing that she enjoys from me either.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Tamper, Tamper, Tamper...get a grip. Caliente cares about you - but only as a friend.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Watch your tongue LAM or I just might get a grip... on your neck. BWAHAHAHAAAAA
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hey chill out (man, i love these Americanisms) i was only joking! Honest!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I am glad you've decided to see it my way.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
*Salutes* Of course
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: That's not the only type of lashing that she enjoys from me either.
Honey, you were the one in handcuffs...
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Tamper, Tamper, Tamper...get a grip. Caliente cares about you - but only as a friend.
Couldn't have said it better myself!!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente:
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: That's not the only type of lashing that she enjoys from me either.
Honey, you were the one in handcuffs...
I thought that was going to be our little secret.
All right clear out, I've some serious celebrations to get to and I'm late. No staying over either, i'm going to bring a little geniusette home from the Evil Genius niteclub.
I'll be back tomorrow to UNIONIZE THEM ALL.
<exits, sings> ... AND THE UNION MAKES US STRONG
[ September 03, 2005, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Caliente on :
Hmmmph, like I'd want to stick around here. As if.
<flies off to find Frio>
Posted by Luna on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente:
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: That's not the only type of lashing that she enjoys from me either.
Honey, you were the one in handcuffs...
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Tamper, Tamper, Tamper...get a grip. Caliente cares about you - but only as a friend.
Couldn't have said it better myself!!
I care about Tamper Lad to...as my favorite door mat.
Posted by disaster boy on :
that's high praise from luna.
Posted by Luna on :
quote:Originally posted by disaster boy: that's high praise from luna.
It's true, Disaster Boy is a doorknob, way to go D-BOY!
Spellbinder's at the doorknockers level.
[ September 03, 2005, 10:04 PM: Message edited by: Luna ]
Posted by disaster boy on :
just remember to wash your hands first...
if only one day i could make it to peep hole.
[ September 03, 2005, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: disaster boy ]
Posted by Luna on :
quote:Originally posted by disaster boy: just remember to wash your hands first...
if only one day i could make it to peep hole.
Now, now, that's Cali's position.
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Luna:
quote:Originally posted by disaster boy: just remember to wash your hands first...
if only one day i could make it to peep hole.
Now, now, that's Cali's position.
Go team me!!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
LAM walks into the office
"Can i assist you, miss?"
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: Hmmmph, like I'd want to stick around here. As if.
<flies off to find Frio>
Maybe I do need to redo the decor. It has a very unappealing look to it. It almost seems that a straight evil genius with no design sense decorated this place.
Look at that bare concrete cinder blocks, floor drains, fibre optic cable spooled up and duct taped to the wall. The evil green anti static mat to protect compy is practically the only colour aside from gray.
Perhaps I can find one versed in fabulosity to start some renovations.
[ September 04, 2005, 05:55 AM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Too bad Kinetix isnt around to dish out handy renovating tips, Tamper
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: Hmmmph, like I'd want to stick around here. As if.
<flies off to find Frio>
Maybe I do need to redo the decor. It has a very unappealing look to it. It almost seems that a straight evil genius with no design sense decorated this place.
Look at that bare concrete cinder blocks, floor drains, fibre optic cable spooled up and duct taped to the wall. The evil green anti static mat to protect compy is practically the only colour aside from gray.
Perhaps I can find one versed in fabulosity to start some renovations.
Okay, Tamper, this is going to be tough. It does look vaguely like a warehouse. Let's see. Why don't we put up some portraits of some of the great Evil Geniusues of history?
Hmm. A few rugs here and there. That would work.
I don't care too much for modern, but I think that would suit the setting pretty well. Perhaps a trip to Ikea would be a good idea.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I was thinking more classical RHL.
I've always been fond of the Hercules room at Versailles. I am a great admirer of Le Soleil Roi. I thought I would depict all the heroic scenes of Crisis on Infinite Earths on the ceiling.
With me replacing the actual heroes that took part of course.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Or perhaps more classical motifs. Prometheus could be re-imagined as me, bringing the fire of knowledge to the LMB and Legion World.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hmm. I could see the Versailles theme, but classical could work too. Maybe some fountains? A grand one with an enormous Tamper Lad statue in the centre. And some corinthian columns, definitely, with gold leaf on the capitals.
And a boxwood labyrinth would suit you, I think.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I want an 8ft Winged Victory kneeling and delivering Legion World into the hand of a 20foot statue of me.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
What can i do to help you, Tamper lad?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well I need someone skilled in interior design to spruce the place up...
It's not very... uh female friendly for lack of a better term....
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hmmm...what are you like in the areas of bondage and extreme discipline?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well I'm not into that stuff. I'm just a total megalomaniacal narcissist.
Posted by Cosmopolitan King on :
(smashes in door)
this place needs to be redecorated.
i heard you had an ipod tamper lad. what's your price?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Excuse me, you are interrupting a private talk on conquering the universe.
*banishes CK to another dimension - and locks the security screen*
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Now LAM we have a guest.
I-pod oh these trinkets, take what you wish.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Forgive me, master, being ruthless is so exhausting...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
(flies in via the tesseract system and scans the area)
Hm... not here either... Where ARE you, Vee?
(flies back into the tesseract system)
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
STOOPID SWEEDISH MEATBALLS, Why is something always missing from the package?
Oh my first maiden, please report to compy's examination...
<looks up from assembling his new IKEA bookcases.>
...HEY you're no maiden, though since you are male and work at the office of security you are pretty much untouched and unspoiled.
The Cobalt Kid doesn't seem to share with others.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Maybe Cobie ain't my type....
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I was refering to the youngster who was here just a moment ago. You however fit the same criteria of a non-maiden. Bah....
BAH They'll never agree to supply me with maidens, untouched and unspoiled for my plan. I'll need to find an alternate source.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Ah I have an idea, back to the convention and Legion World to apparently be a "good boy" and help out the LMB. Could they be more incompetent?
I realised what week it is, there will be a plentiful supply of what I need for my plan soon enough.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Faraway Lad arrives at the deserted TSUL.
Looking around he shouts,
"Quick IB I need access to......."
Looking around again he realises he is not in the Temporary command centre,
"Ack what a time for the powers to go on the fritz"
A small screen lights up in the corner of the room
"How may I serve you" says a robotic voice.
Recognizing Tamper Lads style of decoration Faraway moves over to the monitor,
"Compy, I need access to the archives of the Evil Genius Institute, LMB security office all systems security override FCO – 247/Ardeen/ADV300, rebootnow”
As the machine connected Faraway to the Archive he single minded searched for the answers.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
<Tamper's image comes on the screen>
Does this look like a public library?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, now that you mention it, yes.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Wasn't there a discussion group going on (and on, and on) about the dewey decimel system here just a short time ago?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Actually that was in the "Kill this Thread Contest" thread.
Of course, most of this board gets put in the 741s, so it would be easy to get confused.
[ September 14, 2005, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
ARGH
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well compy I need you to analyze this EGI Digital Omnimeter. It seems to have been infested by some strange energy from the tesseract system. It was probably just a remnant of Project:Spastic Colon but take a look at the data on the meter and try to purge that energy from it before you're done.
Omnimeters aren't exactly cheap.
Compy: Project Parameters Set. ETA 4 days.
Posted by Nova Girl on :
TL, what is this place? OMG it's sector 415E.
So you gonna get on with it and help those guys with their crisis, or are you gonna come home with me? Throbbing Boy, Hangover Kid and I need you. Its been like forever since I read useless facts about the royal navy?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, How can it be a secure undisclosed location if it's right there on page 1?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Welcome to the SUDL ladies. Since the rest of Legion World seems to make themselves welcome here you may too.
And yes EG, i find it odd that my SUDL has so many visitors.
Nova, much as I love you and your hubby Throbbing Boy I think I need to stay here to help with the crisis.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, there's a crisis? What, not enough earplugs?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
No, that's not the crisis, child.
A megalomaniacal evil-genius has been abducting schoolgirls for his secret plan to take over Legion World and reboot it as InvertedRocketShip.net .
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, so with this being Legion World and all kinds of heroes hangin out here like Cobalt Kid and Invisible Vee and Semi-Translucent Fellow in the end all the pompus windbag evil genius winds up with is a bunch of lumps on his head, right?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
No I lied, that's not the crisis either.
Apparently the universe is ending if we don't do something. So I've been fighting creepy monsters and stuff with some of the LMB. Others are trying to stop some mysterious entity up in space.
But all i've managed to do is to get Caliente and Frio killed in continuity. Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, so you're a failure as a pompus windbag evil genius but when you try to be a pompus windbag hero you wind up getting a couple of innocent girls killed?
It really sucks to be you, doesn't it?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Maybe I should have left with Nova. The League of Evil Geniuses appreciates my talents.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, is that like a bowling league?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
No, Nova, Hangover Kid and I were all trained in the same evil genius class.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, and they never helped you with your homework? Is that why you flunked out?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Er no, I needed no help with my homework. I decided to come to Legion World after Nova married Throbbing Lad and Hangover Kid moved to Brewery World.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Don't get into the imbibing stage, TL, or else the excess alcohol could do serious damage to your inner Colu... Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, well if you didn't need help with your homework, why did you flunk out?
LAM, I think he passed the imbibing stage a wile back, now he's just maintaining...
Posted by Nova Girl on :
He didn't flunk out hon. He and I had some issues a while back.
I kicked him out for being a bad boy and sent him to Legion World as punishment. I've been following his story here, and though he still sucks I'm offering his old job back.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I don't go around revealing your secret origin, do I? I'd appreciate it if you'd stop giving them these little tid-bits that undermine me.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, You have a secret origin? Posted by Glamour Puss on :
I like Everyday Girl. She's annoying Tamper. That's a good thing. Plus she's very perceptive, what with the whole pompus windbag thing. Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I usually like the gay guys I meet because they talk to me instead of my chest and they don't think I should jump in bed with them just because they said hi to me.
But, your a Creep! Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Get away from the kid, you communist sympathizer. When J. Edgar Cobalt gets tired of wearing that dress and brings his G-men back from space, we'll expose you as the pink menace you are Glamour Puss.
Posted by Nova Girl on :
Apologies Everyday, Tamper Lad's screwed up again and rebooted the two of us straight out of the 1950s. Thank goodness, the office of security didn't change permanently to that crazy upsidedown rocket ship.
Excuse me kid, I gotta go use Tamper's UNIVAC to see if I can fix things. Golly, I hope I can figure it out cuz right now the only computer stuff I know is punch cards and FORTRAN.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Booted into the '50s?
Given what always happened to the non-humans in those films, I think I'll just avoid you lot for the time being.
Posted by Nova Girl on :
Gosh jeewillikers!!! Look at that, What is it? Can you communicate? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?
Don't you worry about racism/specism here, Mr. Bug. I'm very open. After all how many well-bred white girls like me go prancing about Legion World with a coloured kid like Tamper? Then again how many girl computer engineers were there in '57?
I'm sure TL's a cool cat too. He'd talk but he's busy doing Duck 'n Cover drills to prepare for the Communist invasion.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Um, right.
I'm sure you crazy kids are like, way out. But unless this '57 deal has somehow bestowed upon you some prize Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard 45s, I'm staying over here.
Posted by Nova Girl on :
Supersonically Nuclear Miner!!! But don't mention that music infront of TL when he's finished moving those cases of baked beans into his fallout shelter.
He thinks rock'n roll is a conspiracy between the Russians and the Mafia. He's so square sometimes.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The Russians and the Mafia? C'mon. Everybody knows the Commies prefer bebop.
And there is no Mafia. Jane Edgar Hoover says so.
Posted by Nova Girl on :
Hey TL I think your UNIVAC says its got a report about your omniscanner?
It also that you'll be cool soon enough. Though it says that you've creamed me permanantly. I better be fixed before I have to leave Legion World, you dig Clyde?
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I hate choosing sides, people, because i think both Tamper Lad and Nova Girl say things that make a whole lot of sense...just maybe not to each other, dig? Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Jeepers thanks for reminding me about that weird energy in the tesseract system.
Delayed magic? Turn me into a woman, stupid glamour puss. I doubt anything will happen. I'm off to the HQ to report on the happenings.
Posted by Frio on :
*ice slides in*
TAMPER LAD! Where are you? I know you're around here somewhere, that Nova Girl told me so...
Well, I suppose I don't know since I've never met her before and she's sort of an odd duck but still. I HIGHLY SUSPECT you're here! And WE HAVE BUSINESS!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Nova??? Why'd you wake me. Do Throbbing Boy and Closeted Lad need help?
Wait a minute, you're not NG. It's good to see you. I see you've cleaned all that green bloody goop...
Posted by Frio on :
You. Bastard.
*slaps*
How dare you just send us away?
*slaps again*
We could've been hurt!
*another slap*
Or killed!
*and another slap*
How could you do such a thing?
*aaaand another*
All that and you saved our lives?!
*kisses deeeeeply*
Bastard.
[ September 24, 2005, 08:42 PM: Message edited by: Frio ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
*confusion*
I didn't mean for that bad stuff to happen. I had a bad day. Actually pretty much all my days have been bad since Nova got here and the crisis invaded every hour of my days.
None of my plans to stop that Glamour Puss have worked and in the end he's taken down by a dart in the butt. Nova probably thinks I'm a goof.
But The day you guys were lost in the tesseracts was the worst. I'm glad to see ya kid, I hope Cali's back too.
Posted by Frio on :
Hmmph. That's just my luck. I kiss a guy and he wonders if Cali's okay.
*crosses arms and flops into a seat*
She's fine. We were separated in the tesseracts but it's not anything to worry about. I think she said something about being too cute to die before I lost track of her...
Anyway, you don't get to play the pity card here! It's not my fault you're evil genius plans keep falling through. Personally, I think it's because you haven't allied with Cobalt Kid. He's the man to know if you want security in your wrong doings, after all. (And not a bad lay to boot. )
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Sorry, I was just worried about her. We had a fling a while back you know, but I worried about you too.
And I have no desire to ally myself with the Rhodium Rascal. And please refrain from mentioning the prowress of others in my presence. It offends my Coluan cultural sensibilities.
Posted by Frio on :
Mmm, sure you were. (Haven't even tried to call me Chilly or anything... *pouts*)
And I'll just pretend like I know who Rhodium Rascal is or wtf you're talking about.
*swings legs from side to side on chair*
So, what're we doing tonight?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I am kinda tired from the reunion. I was planning to stay in. I guess you could stay here if you'd like Frio.
You are *so* cute when you pout Chilly.
Posted by Frio on :
That's another thing! How could you go out and party while Cali and I were missing? Honestly.
And, thank you sooo much for that lackluster invite. I was planning on staying for a bit to regain some of my strength anyway, but it is so nice to feel welcomed.
(Can you feel the sarcasm or should I lay it on thicker?)
Sorry Tamper Lad, it's too little, too late. I know you're heart's not in it. Or either brain. Let's just watch some TV or something...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Would you prefer I all over you like that Cobalt Kid. I for no one.
But I will make a and move.
*moving clumsily/drunkedly?...*
Posted by Frio on :
You do too drool! I have proof... somewhere.
Anyway, I didn't come here for that. I just wanted to slap you around some for getting me lost. And grudgingly thank you for saving me too. And now I have.
Oh! I almost forgot. *gets up and spanks Tamper Lad on the arse* That's from Nova. I like her. Girl's got spunk.
*kisses Tamper Lad on the cheek before sitting again*
So, what about the TV?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
A documentary on the history of insurance.
*whispers* Nova gets aroused by talk of casualty insurance
*sits next to Frio and turns on TV*
[ September 24, 2005, 10:04 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Nova Girl on :
ooooh casualty
*sits*
Posted by Frio on :
Wouldn't you know that history's one of my favorite things.
*snuggles up to Tamper Lad*
Now, don't get any ideas. I'm not Nova and I'm definitely not Cali. Not that they're not lovely women, of course. Nothing but love for them.
*waves to Nova*
[ September 24, 2005, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: Frio ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Nova's a married woman, kid.
And I wouldn't think of anything like that between you and moi, Chilly.
Posted by Frio on :
I never implied otherwise old man.
Okay, no more with the Chilly now. Or your new name is Old Man Tamper -- OMT for short.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, for a secure undisclosed location a lot of people hang out here...
Mmmm... Popcorn, May I have some, Please?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
*snuggles to Frio*
You know your skin is not as chilly as I'd of expected based on your powers.
*sigh*
Oh hello everyday girl, help yourself. You'd think I was running a bawdy house with all of you young things running around.
Hmpff I must be careful or Rhodium Rascal will accuse me of that very thing and execute a warrant.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
"Rhodium Rascal"? Has Cobie been kidnapped and his parallel world twin taken his place?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, Thanks. *munch* *munch* Who's Rhody Ratskull?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
He's the guy that runs the Office of Medio... Insecur.... Security.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Is this a private party or can anybody join in?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well at least with you here LAM, the rascal can't accuse me of having an under-age orgy.
Nova only looks young, shes the same age as me.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Well at least with you here LAM, the rascal can't accuse me of having an under-age orgy.
Nova only looks young, shes the same age as me.
How does that tally in Coluan years?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, what's the office of Office of Media Insert Security? Isn't that something in the middle of a newspaper?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Yes Everyday Girl, when I take over Legion World Cobalt Kid will be reassigned to a job he can't mess up. He's going to be in charge of sealing those little perfume inserts in magazines.
LAM i'm not sure how Coluan years translate, but Nova's sentience arrived mere hours after my own.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I bet there is a little tale of why you have this resentment towards Cobie...harkening back to way before i graced the halls of Legion World...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
How could there be I joined Legion World only a month before you did and didn't confront the Rhodium Rascal until well after you were here.
I just can't stand incompetence.
*Looks over shoulder*
Quiet Nova, there is no irony whatsoever in that statement.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Point taken, TL...but i suppose you could make something up, eh?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, Mr. Tamper, when you take over Legion World, will I be allowed to help with the crisises and stuff?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Well at least with you here LAM, the rascal can't accuse me of having an under-age orgy.
Nova only looks young, shes the same age as me.
That little rascal...
Who knew Tamper was such a flirtacious trollop? He's more like me than he chooses to acknowledge! Posted by Nova Girl on :
Hmmm. TL he's not nearly as decrepit as you made him sound, but you're right about him being as infectious as STD Boy back home.
Can't you get along? It'll move the Crisis along so I can get you home.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, This popcorn is stale, when are you gonna make a fresh bowl?
And there's no beer left in your fridge and the pizza's all gone...
What kind of secure undisclosed location is this anyway?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Er well, there's been precious little drunken debauchery at the SUDL in the past several weeks.
And i have been less than libidinous lately. Probably just a down-cycle in the hormonal cycle of an evil genius, but my interest in the evil genius breeding program is at an all-time low.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, whatever, but while you're down cycling I'd like to watch the view on your big screen. Gramps is watching stinky hockey on his.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The pantry has been restocked, cable's been brought in. You're allowed to watch your talk shows here as long as I don't need this thread to put the governing apparatus of Legion World in play.
There's only one house rule at the SUDL... "NO DR. PHIL!!"
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Judge Judy's OK, then?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Right after we finish this David The Gnome marathon. Watching that show while taking mushrooms is a whole new experience--trust Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Guests are reminded that while consumption of illicit substances are not prohibited, they must be consumed on the adjoining Cheney Estate rather than within the SUDL itself.
I'd hate for some over-zealous prosecutor to accuse me of providing these medicinal substances to minors.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, the Cheney Estate is just too creepy for me.
Besides, the Redwood Room over at STU's Mansion has a much better stocked bar...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
True, he does have a well stocked bar.
But his big screen TV doesn't have deliver subliminal re-education to make his guests more willing to serve in my crusade to bring a novus ordo seclorum to LW.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, why do you need a crusade to bring a Novus Ordo Seclorum (are you sure that's spelled right?) to Legion World?
Don't those cheap little Korean Cars usually ship by boat? Or is a Crusade some new class of container ship?
Does my thinking about this stuff mean I've been subliminated? or am I still a virgin?
I think I'm still a virgin. I mean I'd know right? If I'd been subliminated, I mean.
That Canadian Beer is good stuff. **hic**
Posted by Maleficent on :
This is the worst undisclosed location I have ever seen!
I knew just where to go!
(blasts a wall to cinders)
And not at all durable!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
*Sigh*
The magic chickzzz are already tearing down the place and I haven't even pulled out the selection of liqueurs and chocolates yet.
Thanksgiving dinner looks like it could get a liitle sloppy.
Posted by Maleficent on :
Next time you should not cut corners in building your Undisclosed Location.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Nah, i just need switch the class of females I associate with to mousy research associates.
Ie. I must avoid,
Mistresses of All Evil Teenaged martial arts girls with big guns Super-heroes Kryptonian Feminists and most of all, Girls who choose Mining Engineering as a major
Posted by Maleficent on :
Believe me, you are no associate of mine.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
No matter, madame. All are welcome to use the SUDL the most fortified place on LW.
*passes out the port and cigars*
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
I'll pass on the cigar Tamper old bean but as your offering a glass or two I think I'll join you for a little old chinwag.
By the way, (looking at cinders where the wall used to be) dont stand over there on your own girl come over here and introduce yourself.
(whispers to Tamper) You know that cinderella girl you've got helping out in the SUDL is a bonny wee thing.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, Hi Mr. Faraway! Good Morning Mr.Tamper!
Are you gonna like introduce me to your new Girlfriend?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
New Girthrwend... you are mithaken young lady... i'm much too smawt to evah have a girlthwend awn legion world again.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, Mr. Tamper, I think your tongue poked like completely through your cheek.
Ewwww... That's gotta HURT!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He is so busted.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
er sorry! mouth fulla marshmallows.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
You type with your lips?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I speak with with my mouth which was full of marshmallows. The words I speak are provided to me by my alter-ego who exists in another plane of existence. I have only a cursory almost dreamlike knowledge of this other place.
I believe he executes his will on this plane of existence using this typing ability you speak of.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Types-With-His-Lips Lad - only on Legion World!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Well, there's EDG's omnicom under the couch, and her i-pod in the popcorn bowl...
I wonder if she left anything else here?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Like so Ohmygawd, EDG is really grounded.
And she didn't even have a chance to know the charms of an evil genius.
Posted by Pagan Lass on :
Consider yourself lucky, Tamper Lad, that you didn't have much of a chance to further corrupt my Granddaughter.
Had you used your villainous charms to lead her astray, you would have raised my ire. And, That Mr. “Evil Genius” is not something you want to do.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, the SUDL is EMPTY!
Good, I need someplace to pout! Pounding on those measly 25 henchmen hanging out in the back room of the Evil Genius Club was fun, but it wasn't enough to get me over this
LARD BUTT!
He is so gonna pay for that like nasty little comment.
<Looks over shoulder into mirror>
I so have a cute little butt, I so do...
And I'll like clobber anyone who says I don't!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Tamper Lad? Hm, not here at the moment.
I'll leave him this message:
Tamper Lad,
As Chief of Security, its my job to be prepared for subversive forces coming to Legion World. Its early to say, but one such force might be on its way...something I could use your help on for nipping it in the bud early. You might not be overly thrilled with my job or my office, but as a citizen of Legion World, it could be in your best interests to help.
The enemy is from the mystery sector of space known as the Dark Oval, and their technology is very alien and inaccessible in the UP sectors of space. Should they indeed land and you help in defeating them, there could be some incentive for you, should you like to experiment with and on the technology yourself.
I'd prefer this was kept between you and I for the time being.
- Cobalt Kid Posted by Space Ranger (Dark Oval Sector) on :
Tamper Lad, correct?
My files indicate you might be of help to me, and you have little care for certain members of the LMBP.
I'm interested in currency. Namely, how much of it is on Legion World, and who controls it all. I know there are many rich citizens here...many are part of the LMB. Namely that Triumvirate, or the House of Jectra.
But I'm also more curious about the willingness to spend that money, should the need become increasingly greater.
What most the universe does not realize is that the Dark Oval's wealth is virtually unmatched...
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Internal Memo From: Her Royal Highness Crujectra To: His Royal Majesty Hrold Subject: Psyonian Treasury
Dear Father, New events on Legion World have me troubled. Financial systems are being investigated by persons unknown. Advise you to have all unnecessary Psyonian funds redirected back to homeworld until further notice. I have already instituted higher security encryptions on my own personal accounts, and have transferred all liquid assets back to my accounts on Psyonia.
I believe that there is something sinister happening on Legion World, and the planet may no longer be safe. Having safehouses prepared should any of the LMBP need to go into hiding. Posted by Danger Boy on :
Tamper,
i may be returning to legion world soon. having changed my name for my personal business. seems as if many legion worlders are out for personal business, i can not reach some of them.
ciao DB
[ August 07, 2006, 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Danger Boy ]
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, is anybody home?
<looks around, Notices Note from DB>
Like, Personal Business?
Okay...
<Opens TL's supposedly hidden wall safe, retrieves several boxes of special 9mm ammo Tamper prepared for her months ago>
Yep! Like Personal Business!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<watches Everyday Girl>
(Hm. I should stop her).
<magnetically ensures she sees *all* the ammo she needs>
(But if EG has one quality above all that matches her deceased uncle, its that she like to get in the middle of things and mix it up, and that attitude has always proven effective)
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Hrun watches the Trimuvir leave before turning to Everyday girl and handling her a number of boxes of 9mm ammunition as well as a small jewel encrusted dagger.
"Here little warrior, take this dagger you may need it ere the day is done"
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
To: Jailbait Lass From: Cobalt Kid
Lolita,
Keep me informed of all of Everyday Girl's movements in the forseeable future. Please have the Security Office available to back her up at all times.
If it appears she is doing something illegal, contact either Hrun or me, and do not inform the rest of the Security Office.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
*Ahem*
Guests are reminded that the SUdL and the Supper Club are 'Jurisdiction-free Diplomatic Concessions' just like the Psyonian Embassy convieniently located in Princess Cru's penthouse.
Please observe the law of the land which is Libertarian Capitalism. May all your self-interests be enlightened.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian: Hrun watches the Trimuvir leave before turning to Everyday girl and handling her a number of boxes of 9mm ammunition as well as a small jewel encrusted dagger.
"Here little warrior, take this dagger you may need it ere the day is done"
Oh.My.God! Hrun! This is my Mother's Dagger!
Where... How...
<Looks at ground, frowns>
Okay, I know you can't tell me... But the next time you see her...
<Sniff> Tell her I love her... And I Miss HER! <Sniff>
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Hrun pats Everyday Girl on the head.
"and your mother loves and missess you my little princess. Mayhap thou two shall meet once again soon ere the end"
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
(Hm...I never gave EDG's parents much thought. Could Hrun be the father? That's interesting...considering I'm one of the few that knows Matlock is indeed Hrun's own father. No matter what the case, the House of Quank, EDG and Hrun are all my allies, and I'll stand by them to the death if need be...though I fear its them that will have to stand by me on this one...)
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Hrun could be EDG's father? She certainly has demonstrated a fascination with weaponry. Has anyone asked her to throw an axe lately?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Well it does make sense considering EDG's violent rampages and the trail of kneecapped victims through the MMB's finer establishments.
Posted by matlock on :
I have an odd urge to let Everyday Girl stay up past her bedtime, let her eat cookies for supper, buy her her own mechanized battle armor etc.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So, I see this Space Ranger is interested in Legion World's finances?
That's not an angle I would have considered. Unless...hm...maybe I'm overthinking this...(better not let Tamper hear may say that and make some snooty comment... )
Posted by Space Ranger (Dark Oval Sector) on :
No reply from this Tamper Lad yet. I would have thought a capitalist-opportunist would see the value of the coming weeks. I certainly do...
<looks through series of papers. Accidently drops a post-it note, with '0029949394958483' scrawled on it.>
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
<message from the LW Central Bank>
The recent withdrawal of foreign funds (following the withdrawal of Psyonian money) from the financial system of LW has caused a crisis in monetary liquidity in the banking system.
Coupled with the sudden cutting off of imported beer causing gross cost inflation in LW's primary industry (the serving of alcoholic beverages to LMB heroes) our analysts project that the entire economy will collapse in a matter of weeks.
The Dark Oval investigation must be concluded expeditiously or all bars on LW will fail when the bank is forced to call in lines of credit.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The Legion World Triumvirate, or at least one third of it, is prepared to use the enormous amount of funds they have amassed during the last three years of intergalactic warfare to refill the funds. All we ask is that when this loan is eventually paid back to the the secondary market (us), we recieve a 25% interest fee).
I'll have my primus pilus, Scipio Taltarus give me an update on what our monetary status is, since we generally just amass as much wealth as we can in the traditional Roman style (I am Ggrrggian after all). Then I'll see what my lawyer, Quislet, Esq. says.
Unless, of course, Tamper Lad foresees this causing further problems
(Hell, I don't know if he realizes that Crujeckie and I set up the LW Central Bank ourselves...as threads during Oct. 3004 can attest!)
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Golly, Cobie... we certainly were busy in the early days Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, when the two of us get together, we certainly know how to get busy... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I say "Caffine" And get instantly teleported to Cafe Cramer where the food and libations are gratis.
A Diet Coke, hamburger & fries please. Oh and a big piece of the Chocolate Lemon Meringue Cake.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Too late Cobie. I'm afraid a full scale bank panic has set in.
<Flashes to Holo-news clip of Stoopid Cat withdrawing a huge bag of cash and redepositing it into the safety of his litter box.>
Posted by Spellbinder on :
I'll arrange a press conference. Psyonia hasn't withdrawn all of it's financial support from Legion World, merely any unnecessary funds. And even if it did, most of the Psyonian money in there is mine, and I also only transferred non-essential funds back home.
The Legion World Central Bank is in no danger of closing any time soon.
Posted by Space Ranger (Dark Oval Sector) on :
I apologize sentients, for any damage I may have caused. Allow me to transfer a good portion of my own personnal wealth into the Legion World Central Bank, as a token of my good intentions.
In fact, I find Legion World to be very financially attractive. I migh consider making some heavy investments once my investigation is over...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Most excellent, and now because of our feline population LW has the most distinctive smelling money in the galaxy.
Each denomination has a different odor, surely a boon to the visually impaired species that come as tourists.
Posted by Space Ranger (Dark Oval Sector) on :
<$15,000,000,000 genarii, Dark Oval currency, is wire transferred into the Legion World Central Bank. It is the maximum any one depositer can make.>
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Nothing personal, Ranger dear, but isn't having you offer financial support to Legion World kind of like putting the fox in charge of the chicken coop?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Nonsense, the bank never complains about all those deposits the Supper Club takes in from illicit gambling and arms smuggling operations. Slush funds for foreign agents to subvert our way of life should be fair.
And since there's sure to be mayhem coming soon, this week at the Club we have a supply of Coluan home forcefield kits freshly declared surplus by their planetary defence forces.
Posted by Space Ranger (Dark Oval Sector) on :
Tamper Lad, throughout my time here on Legion World, I have noted that you, above all others, are a man that seizes opportunity.
My time spent in the Dark Oval allowed me access to several Dominators that could conduct experiments without standard UP restrictions. Perhaps you'd like some introductions?
I ask for nothing in return, other than advice on how to increase my financial holdings here on Legion World through various investments. It appears the only way to buy real estate around here is through the Real Estate Offices--which are controlled by the House of Jectra and the Triumvirate. Very interseting that they can control who buys what.
Posted by Superboy_Prime on :
This estrablishment is siezed in the name of Superboy Prime!
(hmmm... I may need a new name to reflect my growing power and authority...)
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
I have the LMBer Varalent. He's been attacked. They're going to blame me. I know you're an LMBer yourself now, but you've always gone your own way and done your own thing. I was hoping I could count on you to help, or to at least use discretion. We need to found out what's wrong with him...he doesn't appear to have any wounds, but seems on the verge of death.
Also...I believe the danger is still near...
I've been running through the streets all night...and just need a place to rest...
<sits next to Vee>
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod!
Mr Tamper doesn't like come here very often anymore cuz it's like not secure and junk.
Please don't move Mr Inquisitor, I'd hate to like kneecap you, cuz I know Mr Quizzy-Poo likes you a lot and I trust his judgment...
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
HM...?
<stirs. Vee is still passed out on his side>
Everyday Girl. Hello. Please, I won't attack you. I could never hurt an innocent...again...
Besides, I owe you a great debt for what you did to the Red Bee. For months he would torment me everyday at Takron-Galtos, laughing at me for being locked away from Quis.
But you must trust me. Vee has been attacked by some unknown force, and he's still in danger. The Eye is speaking to me somehow...and its telling me to keep Vee hidden. Something awful is here on Legion World. I was hoping Tamper Lad could use his equipment to examine Vee without alerting anyone to our presence here. We don't know whose watching in the main city, where all the rest of the LMB are.
Will you help me? I know I've done nothing to deserve it...but I stood by your uncle Space Ranger when those bastards killed him. Quis and I fought them with everything we could. He once believed people could change, like his dear Emerald Empress. Perhaps...you could?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod!
Like yeah, I remember who had my back when I took out Red Bee, and I like never got to thank you for that...
But this isn't like the best spot to hide... Mr. Tamper-Puss didn't 'zactly keep this place a secret.
And I wouldn't trust Mr Vee to any of Mr Tamper's Machines... anything he built would be just as likely to turn Mr Vee into a chocolate egg cream as it would to help him...
We need to find a way to sneak you and Mr Vee into Medicus One. Doc One is the only LMBPer who I'd trust to help Mr Vee...
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
You're right, little one. We should leave then, if this is no longer secure. Perhaps Medicus One or Two would be the right place to go, but I hear the Eye warning me against bringing Vee back to a public place.
If only Dr. One were around Legion World more often! See how Vee has no marks on him, no scars? Its hard to say what type of attack this was...
Where should we go to next? Already the Security Office is probably hunting me...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, We could like use the tesseract system to get around without like going thru public places...
I like know a few... OHMYGOD! Wait a like minute...
Mearl Dox!!!
She hasn't been around in a while but her cottage in the scary woods is still there... and I have a key she gave me before she left.
Whatdaya think?
[ August 22, 2007, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Meh, This place is so unsecure. But at least its not encased in a block of ice.
SOrry to hear bout Vee. My gear is at your disposal. I'm off on a little end of summer safari with the Colonel.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Mr. Tamper-Puss you really need to get this place cleaned up and ready. It looks like a new crisis is starting and we'll probably need to use the SUDL for some stuff and junk...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Mr Tamper-Puss, I know you're either here or monitoring this place so listen up!
I need some rounds that will work against the ghosts, goolies, and mystical uglies that that creepy Mr Zardi has working for him.
Holy water, garlic, silver whatever you think will work. And none of that left over britishizer junk.
Double your usual rate plus costs if you have it to me by tommorrow...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
There's no such thing as ghosts. But if there were this stuff will do the trick. Use it carefully, you might get a reaction like when you spray cat pee on a dog.
Posted by Candle on :
Candle walks in with and as Tamper Lad says:
quote:. . . Use it carefully, you might get a reaction like when you spray cat pee on a dog.
She asks, "What actually happens when you do that, . . . spray a dog with cat pee?" and look up with extreme attentiveness in their eyes.
Posted by Candle on :
After a short, awkward pause, Candle looks down regretfully to the kitties and says, "I'm sorry kids, I thing it was just a 'colorful expression'."
"Hrrrmmmmmph!" they say and sit down to clean themselves and think about the possibilities.
"I don't mean to intrude, but Kent sent me by with a list of things that he hopes you might have," Candle says and hands him a note from Kent with some lists and requisitions.
"The most important things are the nets that can hold magical beings and that can stretch or shrink to size. We really hope you have something like that and that you have a large quantity of them."
She continues briskly, "Kent'll take whatever you have in stock and whatever you can order," Candle pauses, "this looks like a 'long hall' kind of need."
"If you have them or can get them, send them over as soon as you can." "The number to contact Kent with questions and/or for further orders and negotiations on prices (we can bypass bidding on this) is on the note and the requisitions." "He said to call him anytime."
Tamper Lad nods silently, looking at the papers.
"Thanks," Candle says, walking to the door, picking up and , and starting out.
"Meow? Rrrrrrr!"
"No, I don't think you should give 'it' a try . . ." The door gently closes.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Deep in the bowels of Tamper's Secure Undisclosed Location lies the hidden laboratory of Mad Professor Wottabang...
For years Prof Wottabang has been Tamper Lad's primary assistant.
But now... Now... He's ready to strike out on his own...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Legion World demands its resident evil genius participate in Comic Book Review month!
We'd even let you try to usurp it for your own evil gains Posted by Caliente on :
FYI-- I plan to invade your secure undisclosed location on Planet Earth with a friend during Spring Break. I expect to be greeted well!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I will find a comic to review. Though I admit I haven't been reading much lately.
My location on Planet Earth is very secure. Though I'm still allowed out for meet and greet from time to time.
Posted by Stealth on :
Are you okay, Tamper Lad? You look green.
Well, greener than usual.
Posted by Lardi on :
Is Tamper amphibious? If so, he'd be green around the gills!
<ducks and covers>
Posted by Stealth on :
Does Colu have any acquatic life?
Posted by Lardi on :
Theoretically, they would have to have water somewhere on the planet in order to support life. If so, it would stand to reason there's some aquatic life.
Posted by Deirdre on :
Cyborg fish?
Posted by Stealth on :
^That was supposed to be me posting. I lost track of which ID I was using. Happens to the best of us.
Posted by Lardi on :
Hm? Wow, I thought Deirdre = Stealth when she first appeared, but I'd really started to begin thinking that Deirdre was somebody else! I'm...kinda sad, actually.
So...did Teronna = Stealth, too?
Posted by Stealth on :
Deirdre allows me express...the nicer, mellower side of me.
I wasn't Terrona, though. I still miss her, too.
Posted by Lardi on :
Hee-hee. GOOD acting, Stealth!
I'm convinced that teronna was an alt, though. I always thought it was either Stealth or Cali. Posted by Stealth on :
Well, Cali is Frio, we know that for sure.
****Waiting for Cali and/or Frio to deny it****
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I was pretty sure Teronna was an actual new poster. I think she came, had fun, and moved on. I hope she does return though.
Posted by Lardi on :
She kinda let on like she was somebody we knew. Is it possible she was Luna/HPV? (Terry = Teronna?)
Stealth, did you feel she was someone's alt?
Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Mr. Tamper-Puss, I know you're around here somewhere. You're monitoring and hearing me, like always. Soooo...
All I want is a list of everybody you sold silver bullets to since you made them up for me.
That's all. No Muss, No Fuss.
Or I could have Hrun and Stoopid Cat drop by and search this place, and the Supper Club, over and over, until they find something or there's nothing left to search.
Posted by Stealth on :
quote:Originally posted by Lardi: She kinda let on like she was somebody we knew. Is it possible she was Luna/HPV? (Terry = Teronna?)
Stealth, did you feel she was someone's alt?
Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
No, I think she was a new poster. I actually feel partly responsible for her leaving, because I made what I thought was a very tame joke about Howard the Duck and Beverly Switzer consummating their relationship, and she took offense.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Mr Tamper, an ANSWER?
Posted by Dev Em on :
![[No]](graemlins/shake.gif)
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[Hug]](graemlins/hug.gif)
s and ![[smooch]](graemlins/kiss.gif)
es lover!! They should never try to arrest you. Honestly, what were they thinking? The humanity of it all... ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
![[tease]](graemlins/tease.gif)
![[Streaky]](graemlins/Streaky.gif)
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
I'm so proud. ![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
![[Good]](graemlins/angel.gif)
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
I thought that was going to be our little secret. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
![[slap]](graemlins/slap.gif)
![[Drool]](graemlins/drool.gif)
all over you like that Cobalt Kid. I ![[Disgusting]](graemlins/puke.gif)
![[Mad]](mad.gif)
![[Whizzy]](graemlins/Whizzy.gif)
and 
![[Hmmm?]](graemlins/hmmm.gif)
![[shrug]](graemlins/shrug.gif)