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Posted by Space Tart on :
 
The "kiss this guy" thread for the rest of us!
 

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Posted by Space Tart on :
 
No takers? What a HUGE surprise! *giggle!*
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Well, this thread makes me happy

(But, with just Spacey and I in here doesn't that open up a whole can of issues...?)
 

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Posted by Saturn Girl on :
 
Greetings Spacey, I just wanted to tell you that I would appreciate it if you did not kiss my straight guy. He is an excellent kisser and although you would be missing a treat, I'd rather be the only one who knows exactly how good he is. No hard feelings though, okay cutie?
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Yay! Sign me up, Spacey!
 

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Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
Pagan Lass might not let me play in this pool...

But I can watch and
 

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Posted by Luna on :
 

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
But I can watch and

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So your going to watch while having sex on the floor?

I don't think she would approve of that either.
 

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Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
Nope, I'm "Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off"


 

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Posted by Luna on :
 

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Nope, I'm "Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off"

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Originally posted by Caliente:
*snerk* Poor, poor Tamper Lad. Such a hard life.

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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Hey Spacey! When do I get to start kissing straight guys?

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Originally posted by Luna:
Are you sure it's his life that's hard?

(Was the over the top?)

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I Luna.
 

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Posted by Space Ranger on :
 
Space Tart! I'd like you to come down to the Security Office and answer a few questions.


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I might need to do some Undercovers Investigating on this one.)
 

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Posted by Luna on :
 
I Luna, too!

But I Caliente as well!
 

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Posted by Loser Lad on :
 

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Originally posted by RTVU2:
wait, aren't most of the straight guys here already married or have long term girlfriends?

might as well be caled kssing cobie instead.

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Originally posted by Loser Lad:

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Originally posted by RTVU2:
wait, aren't most of the straight guys here already married or have long term girlfriends?

might as well be caled kssing cobie instead.

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Well, not all of the straight guys around here are married. Some of us are quite single.

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Space Tart! I'd like you to come down to the Security Office and answer a few questions.

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Originally posted by Space Tart:

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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Space Tart! I'd like you to come down to the Security Office and answer a few questions.

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Golly, Ranger!

And aren't you the biggest cutest thing ever? I can't imagine what penetrating questions you have for me. I wonder why you desire to probe me? I certainly hope I haven't done anything wrong!

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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Luna, we're posting on this thread on a Saturday night. Can you get more single than this crew?

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Originally posted by Space Tart:

are you sure you wouldn't be more happy in that other "kiss this guy" thread? Y'know, the one you started? The one where the guys aren't straight?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I wonder where Tiffany Spiffany has been off to? I think a visit to this thread might be a good way to start the date I still owe her...

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Why, Cobie, you handsome rogue! You should know that a lady such as myself would never begin a date with a kiss. Maybe, if you were a proper gentleman, I might allow you to kiss my ungloved hand at the end of the evening.

But, alas, I am unfortunately not available to date you anymore! I am currently seeing the Prince of Koobar. Why, look at this beautiful diamond-bracelet he gave me! The central gem is actually a rare soulstone from Mailko-7. Isn't it gorgeous?
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Reminds me of the time I got turned into Mllash Lass and had those giant knockers. Those were fun to play with!
 

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Posted by Tiffany Spiffany on :
 
Oh, I must do something about this avatar. The bored, detached look is so last year, and that orange and green color schem... oh my! What was I thinking?
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
I do have to admit that the bracelet is gorgeous, and very fitting for you to wear. I'm sure the Prince of Koobar is very nice, when he's not blabbering on politics, of course, which I'm sure he doesn't do too often.

I apologize for being so forward, but you know I can be a bit of a rogue sometimes . Allow me then, to offer you this cosmopolitan I've had one of my people make.

And let me know when I can show you a good time around here--I'm sure I can think of a few things the Prince of Koobar might find to be too, how should I put it, *wild*.
 

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Posted by ferroboy on :
 
*gasp* The ever-sexy Space Tart has returned! It's been ages! You're hot enough to make a gay man straight, baby!
 

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Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
Leave this poor hairy boy alone, you-you hussy!
 

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Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
I would offer to kiss a straight guy, but I'm afraid of rejection. You know how sensitive I am
 

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Posted by Joe-Boy on :
 
Ill pretend to be straight for the duration of the Convention Cru...if you'll permit me to pin you.
 

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Posted by Joe-Boy on :
 
Get your minds out of the gutters you filthy things!
 

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Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
<looks down at ample cleavage>

Are you sure your arms are long enough to pin me, Joey Cakes?

<wonders if they make wrestling singlets in her size>
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
....i heard something about ample cleavage?
 

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Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
Hmmmm... I wonder if I have what it takes to "raise the Ded"...?
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
>evil leer<
i'm sure you'd manage to figure something out....perhaps we should wander off and see
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
*ahem* I'm a straight guy, but I'm afraid I might be too young for your tastes.

Then again, being inexperienced and all, maybe one of you could teach me all about this?
 

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Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
Why do I get the feeling that you could teach ME a few things?

<pulls Invisible Brainiac into an embrace and gives him a kiss>
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
<kisses the Princess back, tentatively, at first, then with more force>
 

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Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
<tries to catch her breath>

My goodness, IB! You're not as innocent as you seem!

I like that in a man
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 


This is my first time, Princess, but I'm a fast learner
 

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Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
I'll say! Ummm... can I have my chewing gum back?
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
Oops

It's a good thing neither of us wears braces.
 

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Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Oh.My.God!


 

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Posted by Joe-Boy on :
 
you dont like kissing Straight guys Evey? perhaps you're one of those...Lebanese
 

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Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod, If you were a straight guy Joe-Boy you'd be finding out right now how much I like kissing straight guys. What I don't like is who a certain straight guy has been kissing.

Does she have to have her hooks into every single guy on LW?
 

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Posted by Joe-Boy on :
 
heh....yeah....She's a Slut....BUNGGGGG!!!
 

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Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod, I just wish she'd like stick to guys her own age...

Old!
 

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Posted by Joe-Boy on :
 

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Originally posted by Joe-Boy:
heh....yeah....She's a Slut....BUNGGGGG!!!

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This was unintentionally offensive...its actually a quote from "Dogma".
In any case I apologise.
 

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Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
Isn't Joey cute when he goes all Jason Mewes?

Oh, and Everyday Girl, I don't seek out all this attention... it just finds me. These babies are just man magnets <adjusts ample cleavage>

It's my curse
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 

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Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod, If you were a straight guy Joe-Boy you'd be finding out right now how much I like kissing straight guys. What I don't like is who a certain straight guy has been kissing.

Does she have to have her hooks into every single guy on LW?

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Originally posted by lowercase mllash:
Brotherly love.

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Jedward is awesome



 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
I just have a question for the gay LMB community:

Let's say you spy a straight guy you'd really like to kiss. Then you find out he's really gay.

Does the thought of kissing that guy still have the same appeal?
 

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