I am the rightful heir to the throne of Albania!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I personally modified my Jeep to run on cheap Kentucky whiskey!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
My debut album went Double Platinum in the Netherlands and the Dominican Republic!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I have found conclusive evidence of weapons of mass destruction in....
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I invented the Internet!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
This is the greatest thread EVER!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
There is no scientifically verified causitive link that tobacco smoke causes lung cancer
Posted by Loser Lad on :
That's no concern to me because I DON'T SMOKE!
*snicker*
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
In fact the anti-smoking lobby has it reversed, the desire to smoke is actually caused by lung cancer
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Everyone on Legion World missed me while I was gone...
Posted by Pov on :
Oh, now, THAT's the truth! Posted by Loser Lad on :
Seeing as how this is the ALL LIES thread I have to question the sincerety of that sentiment... Posted by Spellbinder on :
IF I ever catch that horrible Loser Lad in my bedroom in the middle of the night again, I will be very angry
[ July 14, 2005, 11:56 AM: Message edited by: Spellbinder ]
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I wouldn't be caught dead in Spellbinder's bedroom in the middle of the night! Posted by Lad Boy on :
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I did not have sexual relations with that goat!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Loser Lad: I invented the Internet!
No, I invented the Internet!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I invented Lightning Lad!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I would never tell a lie.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
This sentence is a lie.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: This sentence is a lie.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
The sentence two sentences above this sentence was not inspired by a classic episode of Star Trek. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I certainly didn't steal it from Epimenides.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
This is the least fun thread on the board
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Rosie O'Donnell has the hots for me.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I have the hots for Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
That's well known, Eryk. In fact, there are pictures.
[ July 14, 2005, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by Caliente on :
No, I am Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
[ ] "She can't be Rosie O'Donnell -- I am!" [/ ]
Posted by Arachne on :
People around here are so conservative.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I am a liberal
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I love Go-B...
Go-Bo.....
G.... G..... G.......
Hell, I just can't say it.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Here allow me (in verse as well):
Prime loves
Go-Bots Mighty Robots Mighty Vehicles Go-Bots
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I am pleased to see those hated, evil, accursed words on my screen.
[ July 14, 2005, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by PolarBoy on :
I think the star wars prequels were well thought out intelligent drama.
Posted by Caliente on :
Y'know, I really like steak. I think I'm going to go eat some cow now. And pig. And lamb. Because I love them all. MmmMMMmmm...
[ July 14, 2005, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: Caliente ]
Posted by antacidlass on :
>fat b*****d voice< I'm dead sexy >end fat b*****d voice<
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
This is my last post at Legion World
Posted by Caliente on :
Y'know, I think this world needs more strife. It'd be good times!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I'm not trying to pick up girls at all. I'm just being friendly.
Posted by Caliente on :
I hate LASH. What a jerk, semi-rebooting a thread for me!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Yeah, Lash sucks!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
And those pants he's always wearing make his ass look huge!
Posted by Caliente on :
Yeah! Totally.
And, also, I hate Brainiac 5 and Dream Girl. A lot. Especially together.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I hate summer, with all it's stupid warm weather and scantily clad women and stuff...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I don't look at scantily clad women.
Posted by Caliente on :
I am not a scantily clad woman.
Posted by dedman on :
I HATE the Legion
Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
I actually am a scantily clad woman!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sex bores me!
Posted by Caliente on :
I really hate it when topics turn toward sex and flirting and all that jazz. It sucks.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You all keep talking about sex - makes me think I should try it sometime. Any suggestions where I should go looking? A church group perhaps?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Catholic girls never compromise their virginity!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Loser Lad: Yeah, Lash sucks!
That could be true. Posted by Arachne on :
I love Timberwolf's white streaked hair.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Super-Premium Vodka is worth the money.
Posted by Caliente on :
I don't regret drinking SoCo in the morning... or afternoon... or evening...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Sex and nudity in advertising never works.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Advertisers who draw in the nude never work, either!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I really don't care that hockey's coming back this year.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I would not watch the Toronto Maple Leafs if they iced a team of five drunk chimpanzees and with a pile of elephant dung in net.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Hey, a team of drunken chimpanzees with a pile of elephant dung in net won the Cup in 1999!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I was there! I saw it!
Posted by dedman on :
bah....hockey just plain sucks!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
all this hockey talk is turning me on
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Toothless Neanderthal's are hot!
Posted by Caliente on :
Yeah! They so are. Mmm... gummy...
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Beer has too many calories for me. I prefer carrot juice.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
As a paragon of virtue, I am a teetotaler and alcohol has never touched my lips.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
I do not get drunk after only one drink Posted by Caliente on :
I don't get drunk period, even though I could because it's definitely not against the law in the United States.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I love all things "Hello Kitty." See, I'm smiling. Really I am.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Asian people in general hate Hello kitty. I have never seen Asians with Hello Kitty merchandise plastering their persons, vehicles or houses.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
George Bush is going to put a Hello Kitty decal on Airforce One to show his support for the Kyoto Accord.
[ July 18, 2005, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Starscream is not gay.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Neither is Cobra Commander.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Watching the slaughter in Transformers: the movie as a 10 year old did not warp me for life.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Brawn's death was one of the greatest ever depicted in film.
Posted by Caliente on :
I really like the Pheonix Saga and everything Jean-related since then. Lots. And I think Jean/Scott is the most wonderful 'ship ever and really, really interesting. And I don't think Scott's a wife-leaving bastard.
(And my eyes aren't bleeding from my own post, either.)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I did not cry when Prime died.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Honesty is a better strategy than obfuscation when your girlfriend asks if an article of clothing makes her look "fat".
[ July 18, 2005, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Booty Hunt is Helen's brother.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
I looooovvveeee George Bush Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I really love DnA for making Terrorform Zoe such an interesting development for Kinetix.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I did not have any trouble typing that post.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Princess P in snake-form was an inspired piece of writing and creative process
Posted by dedman on :
i never giggle when Projecta is refered to as Princess P
i also never call her Princess P
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I always referred to her as Projectile
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I hate beer.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I spend a lot of time wondering why, if there are so many bugs around, we never see bug pee.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I prefer bug pee to beer.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Bug pee can cure acne.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I believe that money is the sole determinant of success and that the more you have, the more successful you are. It also doesn't matter how you get the money as long as you have it. So lie, cheat, & steal to get as much money as you can.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Lawyers in general do the opposite of what Quislet just said. They, just like us MBAs, are morally superior beings. In fact, someone trained as both a Lawyer and MBA will likely be declared the next incarnation of the Dalai Lama.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I much prefer digital synthesizers to analog.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
i am a very nice person.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
MLLASH looks so unsexy when sitting at the counter of a diner smoking a cigarette
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I look dashing in a tuxedo.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Ultra Matt did not look devilishly sexy in his tuxedo when he accepted his recent award.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
If I had on ruby slippers, I'd click my heels together as soon as possible so I could get straight to Kansas.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
If i wore cologne made from goat placenta id be irresistable to men
Posted by joeboy on :
The cat in this here box is dead
Posted by joeboy on :
it is also alive
Posted by joeboy on :
I have no trouble understanding quantum physics
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I've never read my college Quantum Physics book just for fun at lunchtime.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Loser Lad and Caliente are rushing to Mexico for a quickie marriage
Posted by Caliente on :
And Lash is my maid (man?) of honor/witness!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
The Mexican Border Patrol is on alert.
[ July 20, 2005, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I hate talking about Schroedinger's cat.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I am quite confident that all of the fundamental problems of physics will be solved in the next twenty years.
Posted by Caliente on :
I know what Schroedinger's cat is.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Projects in advanced physics research have an immediate impact on our day-to-day lives.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I've never met a sexy physicist.
Posted by Caliente on :
Scientists don't do it nuclear.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Physics was my favorite class in high school. I certainly didn't sign up for it just because the teacher used to bring us donuts every Friday.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Oh, yeah. And my Physics teacher ALWAYS came to class sober!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
My physics teacher in high school was very sane.
He did not once have us distract the safety inspectors while he went to the storage room to hide his ampule of bromine gas and explosive devices.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
It appears that all Physics teachers are well-adjusted, fine, upstanding citizens!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
My high school physics teacher never made inappropriate comments to teenage girls, and even if he did, it wouldn't have been done to cover for the fact he really liked teenage boys.
Posted by Caliente on :
My current physics professor isn't a hot young dude and I don't drool over him in class.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I aced my thermodynamics course in 2nd year university.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
My stack of materials on my desk is in perfect order and does not suffer from the thermodynamic concept know as entropy.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
My diffusion co-efficient is measurable.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
We didn't have entropy when I went to university. It was subsequently discovered.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I invented entropy. Every time entropy increases in the universe I add to my list of powers.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
The containment of entropy is the ultimate goal of anarchists.
Posted by dedman on :
i'm an invisable robot from the future!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You certainly are, but why are you all rusty?
Posted by Caliente on :
Because you can't see it?
My real name is Barbie and I'm from Malibu.
Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: My real name is Barbie and I'm from Malibu.
I KNEW IT!! Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3004:
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: My real name is Barbie and I'm from Malibu.
I KNEW IT!!
Darn! And I, like, totally thought I hid it well too!
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
...
I have small boobs!
Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
I don't even like boobs
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
I'm such a lesbian, making love with men repulses me!
[ July 21, 2005, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: High Priestess Viviane ]
Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
Bite your tongue! Making love with men is all I ever do!
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
The thought of that makes my skin crawl.
Posted by Caliente on :
Viviane's last three statements hold true for me as well.
[ July 22, 2005, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: Caliente ]
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
No no! Your bum does NOT look big in that.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
All this talk of boobs and making love is not interesting me in the least.
[ July 22, 2005, 04:43 AM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by joeboy on :
I do not have a habit of naming my friends breasts
Posted by joeboy on :
and NOBODY needs a bosom for a pillow
Posted by Loser Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by High Priestess Viviane: ...
I have small boobs!
I've never noticed.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I can so relate to all this talk about boobs.
[ July 22, 2005, 06:56 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I don't know what got into me. I never talk about boobs.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I think we should go back to talking about quantum physics.
Posted by joeboy on :
but Im REALLY attracted to boobs...Im totally straight....like...sports n' that
Posted by dedman on :
i really wish all the boobs talk would stop cause i hate 'em...YUCK!!!!
Posted by Caliente on :
I'm really offended by all the boob talk. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Caliente wishes she had my cleavage
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I like hanging around the pool at retirement homes in Florida to catch a glimpse of pendulous man boobs.
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Caliente wishes she had my cleavage
I wish I had your cleavage!!! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My cleavage can be yours if... The Price is Right!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I copped a feel, and it only cost me a quarter.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I only charged Semi a dime
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Then where did my other 15 cents go? Service fee?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
billable hours
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The line-item on professional service bills known as "administrative overhead" accurately describes costs of support services and is not a cash grab.
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Caliente wishes she had my cleavage
Damn straight. S'not my fault mine's so small... You saw the pictures!! You all know!! *dramatic sob*
Posted by dedman on :
I didn't even notice you had boobs Calli!! Posted by Greybird on :
I just adore TMK.
Posted by dedman on :
Grey loves Bounty!!!!!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I am not naked in my office, changing into bike clothes, and planning a quick happy hour stop on my way home, and I am overwhelmed with curiousity about Caliente's anatomy.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
happy hour in bike clothes does not peak my interest at all.
Posted by Caliente on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: I am overwhelmed with curiousity about Caliente's anatomy.
Wait... so that's a lie?? *sob* I'm heartbroken!! And not secretly cracking up at the mental image of your boss walking in on you all nekkid...
Posted by Luna on :
I absolutely HATE changing my name and avatar!
Posted by Luna on :
YES! I WILL STOP GRABBING MY BOOBS!
Posted by joeboy on :
I also, will stop grabbing Luna's boobs
Posted by Luna on :
JOEBOY!!! It would be in your best interest if you took your hands off my boobs.
Posted by joeboy on :
lol...sorry...couldnt help myself
Posted by joeboy on :
I promise there'll be no more innapropriate touching...
Posted by joeboy on :
wait...was that a lie?
Posted by dedman on :
i don't think it was.....unless i'm lying too Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
The idea of inappropriately touching Luna is not apealing at all.
Posted by dedman on :
i'd never even dream of such a thing
Posted by Spellbinder on :
I really hate when men look at me longingly Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I have never looked at an unattainable woman longingly.
Posted by Caliente on :
Same. Or men either.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Men are knocking down my door to be with me.
Posted by Caliente on :
Mmm... ditto.
Also, I'm really enjoying summer school and wishing I could do it all the time.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Summer school is better in the winter
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Summer school provides rigorous academic enrichment, free of any distractions, such as half-naked hardbodies getting a tan beside the pool.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Summer school was even better during the great blackout of 2003 when they held an 8 hour class with no light or A/C.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I wish I could have gone to summer school.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm disappointed that I never did.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
I am not going to be dressing up our cats in the tiny little outfits that we got for our cat statue on the front porch Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Lightning Lad did not just start his own web design business, and I am not proud of him! Posted by Disaster Boy on :
i am not going out drinking tomorrow. definately not, no way, not me, you're thinking of somebody else, maybe he looks like me but...it's not me. uh uh
no drinking for me, especially not tomorrow night at 10:30pm.
Posted by Caliente on :
I'm not going home to see my parents tomorrow, and I'm really not looking forward to it. Posted by dedman on :
i'm going with Cali to meet her parents Posted by Lad Boy on :
I am Cali's father, and I look forward to meeting you.
[ July 29, 2005, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I am so glad I didn't have that third beer at lunch today!
[ July 29, 2005, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I am so ticked off that the weekend is here.
Posted by Banshee on :
I really didn't try to put Disaster Boy back where he came from.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I don't plan to do any work at all this weekend.
Which is good, since my plans always turn out the way I want them to.
Posted by joeboy on :
Im not slightly frightened by the "why I worry about joeboy" thread Posted by joeboy on :
Honestly Im not Posted by Caliente on :
Yes, Lad Boy is my father and Ded did come home with me this weekend... and boy was it hectic times, lemme tell you!!
In other news, I absolutely abhor MEL for making a manip of me and hate it to death!! Hate. Hate, hate, hate. Though, it has convinced me to dye my hair platinum. Posted by Luna on :
I want to know when people are going to stop emailing me about my internet video with Cali, it was only whip cream...and a banana.
Posted by Caliente on :
Yeah! It was the best sleepover ever, though...
Posted by Luna on :
I don't know, I don't remember sleeping, I do remember banging on the floor all night long until we woke the neighbors up.
They told us, "We can hear those pans all the way at our house."
Posted by joeboy on :
Im not in the least bit considering 'turning' now
Posted by Caliente on :
That wasn't the plan all along!
And the term 'sleepover' wasn't meant metaphorically by me... I swear. Next time I'll remember to call it an all-night bangfest.
Posted by Luna on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: That wasn't the plan all along!
And the term 'sleepover' wasn't meant metaphorically by me... I swear. Next time I'll remember to call it an all-night bangfest.
Well, that's better than my "Why don't you just [EDIT] me all night long!"
Posted by Caliente on :
More appropriate for the children! Because I always think of the children. Posted by Luna on :
You mean our children?
Posted by Caliente on :
Who elses?
Don't tell Daddy Lad Boy, though. He might not approve.
[ August 01, 2005, 11:28 PM: Message edited by: Caliente ]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I am not wishing that I had been in the same room as Luna and Caliente when they had their sleepover.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
And I am not thinking of offering them an alternative to their banana.
Posted by Caliente on :
I am not laughing at both IB and the fact that no one has posted here since his post.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I have not participated because the last two pages of this thread were not filled with sophomoric innuendo.
and
I am quite above sophomoric innuendo.
Posted by Caliente on :
I've been meaning to tell you, your vocabulary isn't impressive at all Tamper Lad.
Posted by joeboy on :
Me fail English? thats Umpossible!
Posted by Luna on :
quote:Originally posted by joeboy: Me fail English? thats Umpossible!
Somebody's being possessed by Bizarro!
Posted by Caliente on :
I really enjoy Bizarro and all his appearances. Really. A lot. I don't get headaches and think it's confusingly pointless. Nope. Love. Really. I swear.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Me am hate Bizarro so much that me would love DC to revive Tales of the Bizarro World.
Me hate Bizarro Lois and Bizarro Supergirl too.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote: Originally posted by Caliente:
I am not laughing at both IB and the fact that no one has posted here since his post.
You know how the posters are here: shy, proper, conservative. Maybe we were getting a bit too naughty for them Posted by Caliente on :
I know it!! I mean, I, for one, am the picture of innocence. I swear.
What? No, I did not go out drinking and partying last night!! You've been misinformed.
Posted by Joey-X on :
Im not in the Least bit Hungover right now. Nor is my new Name in any way related to the X-men (seriously...its not)
Posted by legionadventureman on :
My real self has been swallowed by a space-whale
Posted by KidMarvel on :
I did noe buy "House of the Dead" today. I am not enjoying it
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I don't enjoy staying up after midnight - so i can't share my innermost thoughts with Legion Worlders!
Posted by dedman on :
i did not drink last night...no beer, no booze, no shots!!!!
Posted by dedman on :
i also did not hit the bong
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That doesn't look like a Tommy Lee urine sample.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I have no idea what that device is for.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I believe you.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Quank is obviously laughing cuz he partook a little too much of the device.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Nope nebber toked a bong in my entire life...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The last time I saw one of those in person, I did not spend most of the night saying, "Passth thee schipssh"
Posted by dedman on :
i am not amused
Posted by Abin Quank on :
You shouldn't be.
Posted by Caliente on :
Dude!! No comprendo. I swear, I don't even know that's drug-rela... er, I don't even know what's going on!! Yeah! That!!
And my roommates aren't... well, they wouldn't know either.
...yeah.
(And this isn't my 1000th post.)
OH! And I really like that wallpaper behind the picture of the thing I don't recognize from personal experience. It's not ugly at all.
[ August 15, 2005, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: Caliente ]
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The last 10 posts don't make the five of us out to be complete stoners.
Now please passth the chipsthss.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
don't worry, i know you've been falsely portrayed.
[ August 15, 2005, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: Disaster Boy ]
Posted by Caliente on :
Hey... I am not a stoner!!
Waaaaaaaait a second... okay, so maybe I am.
(Who can tell where the lies end and the truth starts??)
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
True there are no universal truths since truth is just a construct of the human mind.
I believe if we could just transcend our concious existence with some neurotropic dru... er ah experimental compounds we might transcend our current understanding.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I Hate this place!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
There must be a parallel Earth out in the far reaches of the cosmos
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am part of the jet set.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote: There must be a parallel Earth out in the far reaches of the cosmos
The physicists who believe this hypothesis are spending research dollars wisely by asking questions that affect us every day.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
quote: There must be a parallel Earth out in the far reaches of the cosmos
The physicists who believe this hypothesis are spending research dollars wisely by asking questions that affect us every day.
As one of those Physicists I respond to your charge thusly:
YA THINK?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Sending instant messages to distant points in the universe by altering the quantum spin of an atom is a practical form of communication.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
HUH? I think I understood that!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Young Albert Einstein and Mileva Maric used EPR effects to send humorous messages to one another during boring classes.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
They were quite the libidinous rascals, the profs tried to intercept their notes but couldn't because the messages went faster than light.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Einstein later became the major proponent of developing faster-than-light communications technology.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The US millitary secretly used this technology to make contact with the anti-spin earth created on the opposite side of the big bang.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
which is where i am from.
ooops i probably shouldn't have said that.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I am following this conversation.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
This page of lies was not filled with meaninless pseudo-physics.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
But it was filled with meaningful Psychobabble!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I am not currently and never will be under the alkafluence or incahol...
Posted by Caliente on :
Because there is such a thing as meaningful psychobabble.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Psychology is a pseudo-science.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I got more than three hours of sleep last night.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I enjoyed the 6 week period of school where I slept an average of 5 hours a night because of course load.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I wish i hadnt won 2000 bucks just by entering that "Name-The-TV-Sitcom-Theme" contest on cable TV
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I wish I had cable TV or a satellite dish.
Posted by Caliente on :
I'm so happy my laptop has met a watery death. ><
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I don't flirt with my new 22 year old admin.
Posted by Caliente on :
*gasp* I don't wish I were a new 22 year old admin...
Or maybe I do~ Now you'll never know... bwahaha!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I don't find it cute when Cali gets all flirty Posted by Caliente on :
Me? Flirt??? Never!! That's definitely a lie...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I flirt all the time and am very comfortable in telling others that I am attracted to them.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I give the subway ticket taker a big wet good morning kiss every day - no matter who it is.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I am not, nor have I ever been, a post-whore.
Posted by Joey-X on :
Im not drinking goon. Im not enjoying it.
Posted by dedman on :
i hate coffee. i never drink it.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
My computer really does have an auto-reply feature.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
I do not ever daydream about being one of those telephone sex girls and wonder if I'd be any good at it....
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I would never bump a thread just to highlight the post above mine...
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Abin is really Doctor Doom
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I am Dr. Doom and right now I am lording it over Latveria. In fact there's some fierce winds right now and I'm emptying the castle chamber pots out the windows watching it hit the hapless serfs below.
BWAHAHAHA. Got him.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Actually, I'm nowhere near as wierd as the last two posters.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I only post on here so i can pick up women
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Me too.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Me too
Posted by Caliente on :
Me too!! And it worked, isn't that right Luna? Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The only reason anyone would post here is to pick up women!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
There's tons of women on Legion World.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
And that's the truth...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The only way to test my previous lie is to gather them all up and have them stand on a truck weighing scale.
[ August 22, 2005, 09:52 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Harbinger, Fat Cramer, Caliante, Luna, Saturn Girl, Pagan Lass, and Thriftshop Debutante, are all going to agree with that idea.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Telling a woman that you want to weigh her on a truck weigh station is a good opening line to try to pick her up.
Posted by dedman on :
Indeed, i've used that one before
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I was at a truck weigh station last night trying desperately to pick up women.
Posted by Caliente on :
Why, yes, I would get on a scale at a weighing station -- how did you know??
And you guys, er, didn't forget the White Witch Kat on that list... and I think there are some others that are going unforgotten...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I forget nothing.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I really dislike penguins.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Abin Quank is a nice normal human being
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by dedman: Indeed, i've used that one before
I have never used a variation of that line in the past.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caliente: And you guys, er, didn't forget the White Witch Kat on that list... and I think there are some others that are going unforgotten...
I re-iterate, there are tons of women on Legion World and there is a way to prove it.
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
Tamper Lad did not betray and murder me in a past life.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I am not the Evil Genius of Legion World.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
This thread wasn't on page 3...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Abin Quank's Autoreplies are both thought provoking and arousing.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Tamper Lad is the very soul of discretion and honesty...
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I believe truth is absolute.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I did not laugh at Tampr Lad's comment that Abin's reply was arousing.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Life at Legion World is soooo boring...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tamper Lad is sooooo non-political!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Quislet is sooo not awe-inspiring, even when he's not bigger than a super Mobdy Dick of Space.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
What is Quislet Esq. talking about?
I am sooooo not political, except for the fact I Soooooo have absolute faith in all politicians of all parties.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Well I don't mean that anyone who talks about politics is political in my book even if they are against politicians.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I have never been known as a political cynic.
Posted by Pov on :
I love to go to the DC Legion boards... they're always so upbeat and positive.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I regularly read the DC Legion boards and post there, too.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Half of DC Legion boarders use mind-altering drugs to influence their opinions when writing about the "good old days"...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The DC newsgroup is so much better than even the almighty DC boards.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Usenet is not going the way of Gopher based internet browsing.
I'm not suddenly nostalgic for the internet circa 1993-94. Ah the days when a 20k Gif took a mere 20 seconds to load.
Telnet Logon Interface Lynx Browser Tin News Reader Gopher (now with Archie and Veronica) Pine Email
[ September 13, 2005, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I'm going to return to my important work now.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I miss telling the truth on here
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I didn't post this, Honest I didn't.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Movie makers should stop airing pictures based on comic book heroes
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hollywood goes the extra mile ot make the best movies ever conceived. Thank you, Hollywood!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I think Hollywood should remake Waterworld and Isthar. They will work this time if only with a bigger budget.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
The real power of Hollywood is its production of excellent governors for California.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I like so don't want to post to this thread anymore.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm sleepy.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you're also sober.
Posted by Caliente on :
I'm ready for my second chem midterm (which happens to be in an hour and a half).
Posted by Joe-Boy on :
I didnt watch "a Walk to remember" today and cry
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I like mornings.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
My wife and kids often let me sleep until 9 or 10 o'clock in the morning.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I don't like Lad Boy's costume one bit.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Men with chest hair are definitely not hot!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I find women with facial and chest hair extremely hot.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I do not find Tamper Lad's wealth of knowledge to be worth anything
Posted by Caliente on :
Tamper Lad does not find me hot. Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Caliente does not light my fire. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I've never understood the appeal of Cosmic Boy's bustier outfit.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Timber Wolf's "Stuck On The Asteroid" Giffen costume was terrible and made me sick to my stomach. Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Mr. STU is an ugly creep. I hate him.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I think it's great that Legion Worlders can go 10 days without posting lies.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I hate this cool weather we're having. I wish it could be hot and humid year round in Houston (instead of just from April to November).
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I really miss the heat and humidity of Mobile, Alabama, too -- the afternoon thundershowers as I walked home from my organic chemistry classes, the frequent hurricane evacuations, the general stench of life rotting away in the oppressive humidity.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The holiday season fills me with wonderful feelings. I wish they were twice as long.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Happily, I find Quis's post very refreshing and uplifting.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I completely disagree with Quis; afterall, it's the most wonderful time of the year.
Posted by Caliente on :
Y'know what I love? Finals. Yep. Fun times.
Oh and driving school. That too.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Being without my own computer makes me very happy indeed!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Wow 3 inches of snow on the ground! Fortunately the people of Washington, DC and the Virginia suburbs won't let a little layer of ice impact their commuting patterns.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I love the fact that I won't be able to fit into a thong bikini swimsuit this summer
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I miss Lee Atwater.
[ December 13, 2008, 06:51 AM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]
Posted by cleome on :
I think superheroines aren't baring their midriffs often enough to save comics.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Congress and the Bush Administration have a very good handle on the economy.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Giving the Bush Administration a 700 billion dollar blank check to do what they want with the economy is turning out to have been such a great idea.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
helping the big 3 auto makers, who have steadfastedly refused to modernize and remain competitive and who hand out unwarranted golden parachutes, is an excellent idea.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have a sex tape with Paris Hilton.
Posted by cleome on :
My heart does not melt whenever I see Malvolio's avatar, watch the "Yakety Sax" cat-dog video on youtube, hear Ralph Vaughn Williams' The Lark Ascending, etc.
[ December 12, 2008, 03:57 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
I think all Illinois politicians are honest, true and above board, just like the current governor.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm extremely disappointed to know that there's another fan of Ralph Vaughan Williams among us and want everyone to know his first name is pronounced "ralf"
Posted by cleome on :
I will not fuel the fires of wanton gossip by crushing RL in a big, albeit chaste, virtual bearhug.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am not, in reality, quite shy.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I once saw Rockhopper Lad teach a bunch of drunken sailors how to watusi.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
One of those sailors was my brother.
Posted by cleome on :
My brother's garage in Jersey is not housing my old Legion comics, irretrievably lost somewhere between a box of 1970s Tupperware[tm] and a trash bag full of 1960s Orlon [tm] baby clothes.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I love New Jersey!
Posted by cleome on :
I am the biggest, drooliest Springsteen groupie-fan to ever be run out of the Garden State on a rail for publicly setting fire to 500 copies of Brucie's Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Faraway Lad is really a 13 year old girl.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I'm skinny. Reeeeeeally skinny.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I hate singing.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Once saw Rockhopper Lad perform on Broadway in "The Pirates of Penzance." Okay, twice.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...unfortunately, he was not part of the cast, though. His impromptu participation, no matter how enthusuastic it was, threw the rest of the production into chaos.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Kent Shakespeare spends every Thanksgiving with Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity.
Posted by cleome on :
And he's paid handsomely by them for never speaking to outsiders about the pre-dinner cosplay and karaoke ceremonies.
That's why he only has to go to work on days that begin with the letter "T."
[ December 16, 2008, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I only work on days that start with "G."
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I made $100,000 this year!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I paid Cramer $100,000 this year for helping me with my mail-order scam business (and with the savings Cobie found for me, she'll get a hefty bonus, too)!
Posted by dedman on :
The Metallica concert I went to in early December was horrible.
Posted by cleome on :
I am not horrified at the prospect of wading on foot into an ice storm to attend my civil service exam tomorrow.
[ December 17, 2008, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: I am not horrified at the prospect of wading on foot into an ice storm to attend my civil service exam tomorrow.
Cleome has a Time Bubble! How else did she post at 1:37 pm and edit two hours earlier?
Posted by LardLad on :
Kent's annual holiday toasts really suck.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lardy is not the first person to say he has a mancrush on me.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I don't think Rockhopper Lad is cute.
Posted by cleome on :
[drift]
quote:Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: I am not horrified at the prospect of wading on foot into an ice storm to attend my civil service exam tomorrow.
Cleome has a Time Bubble! How else did she post at 1:37 pm and edit two hours earlier?
I was hoping that you guys could explain that. If I actually had a time bubble, I would only employ it on missions of no redeeming social value whatsoever. They'd be fun, though. [/drift]
[ December 18, 2008, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by cleome on :
[Ahem] Back to the main point.
I am disappointed that the predicted mega-ice storm here has failed to surface. It's not like I really want to get a job and actually still have a roof over my head in six months.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I do not want to see any snow whatsoever here in North Carolina on Christmas Day. I especially don't want it to start at 3 am and blanket the whole area by 8am. Not at all. Yucky.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
We should all have fewer holidays.
Posted by cleome on :
They did not cancel my exam yesterday. I aced it without breaking a sweat and can now look forward to a lifetime on Easy Street.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Everyone where I work has super-powers.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The outgoing US Administration is the Anti-Life Equation Darkseid has been looking for all these years.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I wish we had another four years of Dubya.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'm looking forward to a Stephen Harper majority for Canada.
Posted by cleome on :
I love being a 3rd Party advocate in a restricted and calcified political system with a corporate-owned media. Beating my head against the wall every election year is fun fun fun !!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I love this crazy weather pattern we have in Houston where it will be 75F one day and 40F the next. I'm so glad the weather never stays the same here!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I think that it's horrible for Rocky to suffer through 40 degree days.
Posted by cleome on :
It's awesome that my city is packed with self-absorbed nitwits who think just owning an SUV means they can tear around in the snow and ice like they're the only ones on the road. It makes inclement weather that much more fun. Wheeeee !!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I am making great progress on writing a statement of purpose for my grad-school applications.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Grad school really is the best experience of your life, and you should look forward to it more than anything.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Really? (takes breath) I thought going to college for 4 years only to get downsized out of my job and thrust into a flooded market, unable to find a similar job, and having to try new jobs including working in a factory for 6 years before going back to school and finding the career I REALLY like (breathes) was the best experience!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I did not wait until it was 19 degrees (Fahrenheit) outside and dark to find a drop light and long extension cord to use to keep the condensate discharge drain from my furnace from freezing up.
To anyone in the DC/NoVA area, I highly recommend the HVAC installers who decided the north side of my house would be an excellent place to discharge the condensate from my furnace.
Posted by cleome on :
Unemployment rules. Anyone who wants to can get by beautifully on one-hundred-eighty bucks a week. No sweat.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
It makes me feel so much better when the government creates a "Czar" for something.
This is, of course, because Czarist Russia is the paradigm of sane and just government.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I sure am glad we are bailing out the Big Three automakers. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I love the fact that my home computer loses internet access, but it comes back on just before the service man comes. I liked having three servicemen come to my house and the problem still is happening.
Posted by dedman on :
didn't have a pot of coffee upon waking. I hate coffee
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I am not still sick, I'm feeling just PEACHY!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
It is way beneath my dignity to go about the office shamelessly seeking an opportunity to change jobs as part of the incoming administration's transition team.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
It's fun driving on black ice!
Posted by cleome on :
I will not swipe songs off the internet because it's unethical, even in this crap economy. I will be an unflinchingly right-minded music junkie and not step even lightly upon the fragile rights of huge entertainment conglomerates.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Bernard Madoff gave me $2.5 million for Christmas.
Posted by cleome on :
I dream about burly lumberjacks in women's clothing at least once a week.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
On Bismoll they dream of women's clothing in burly lumberjacks.
Posted by cleome on :
I saw the docu of that the last time I vacationed on Bismoll.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The Federal Bailout of GMAC does not violate the WTO protocol because GMAC will not use US government money to offer subsidies to buyers who would have bought an import except for the fact that GM vehicles are now suddenly available at 0% financing over 72 month loans.
GMAC will not eventually be forced to act like a bank holding company and offer to Toyota and VW buyers the same deals they offer to Chevy buyers. Thus the bailout of GMAC will not eventually cause GM grief.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mother Theresa and Fidel Castro were paramours.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: I dream about burly lumberjacks in women's clothing at least once a week.
He's ok, works all night and sleeps all day.
(I'm secretly the world's biggest Monty Python fan)
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I hate Monty Python.
ALBATROSS!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(Can we have your liver, then?)
I have so much surplus money that I am buying everyone new laptops!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Kent Shakespere's surplus came from illicit activities.
Posted by cleome on :
My Shakespeare-purchased laptop will be used solely for illicit activities.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I just got my laptop from Kent! Why does the little tag on the bottom say "Property of Department of Defense?"
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
I didn't push the "do not push" button on my KS laptop.
Anyone got a bandaid?
Posted by cleome on :
I do not find these laptop-related mishaps to be amusing in any way.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I do. I've never had any trouble with a laptop. Never.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I sold my KS laptop and got enough crack for it to last me the year.
Posted by Gary Concord, an Ultra Man on :
Bah! You're all fools! Only I know the real story behind the so called "KS" laptops.
Posted by cleome on :
There are too many Ultra-people on this board. I protest.
Posted by cleome on :
Furthermore, my personal KS laptop will be used solely for the purpose of peddling crack-pairing/group fanfic, which will also be PWP involving up to twenty-seven of the Multiverse's thirty-five genders-- and up to 4,834,567 of its 7,232,888 species.*
*Up to half of said species may be livestock, elected officials and/or sentient home furnishings.**
**Plus Grimbor***
***Oh, and there's a really cool Nigerian investment program in there, too.
Eat my dust, mortal nitwits.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It's good to see that Grape Boy is back.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ann Coulter has made me straight
Posted by cleome on :
That Mary Cheney is totally my imaginary girlfriend.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mine too.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis always lies. His next post will be a lie.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Kent was telling the truth in the previous post
Posted by cleome on :
Mary was my rebound after I found out about Quis.
Posted by LardLad on :
I don't have a weight problem.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I don't really like coffee. I could stop drinking it anytime.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I told Kent no one would get the Star Trek homage
Posted by cleome on :
I love all Trek franchises but DS9.DS9 stinks.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Yeah, i hated DS9 too. In fact the only Trek Franchise i liked was Voyager... Voyager Space-Rawked...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Voyager was awesome!
The only better than Voyager was The Powers of Matthew Starr.
Posted by cleome on :
I have a vast self-published library of Starr/Manimal fanfic.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I am an outstanding artist. Maybe we could collaberate?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ernest Borgnine played me in "All the President's Men"
Posted by cleome on :
My original velvet Elvis by AFOB is worth millions, according to ebay.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Painting on velvet is an underrated art form. Classy to the max.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Also, Thomas Kincade deserves to be America's official artist.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nosferatu
Posted by cleome on :
I did not giggle like an idiot while viewing the Something Awful "homage" to Thomas Kinkeade. I find jokes involving newkewlar explosions and murderous killing sprees in flower-bedecked candy-colored Photoshop "paintings" to be utterly evil and wrong.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The snow all melted today, and it's warm enough to go to the beach.
My kitchen hot water pipe has not frozen three days/nights in a row.
Posted by cleome on :
What I really love most about the prospect of moving back East is the chance to spend weeks on end with temperatures at or below 25 F.
No, really. I can't wait.
[ January 17, 2009, 12:12 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I live out West too!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The music my neighbors play is so lovely that I don't mind hearing it through two closed windows.
Posted by cleome on :
Jazz is horrible. I hate it.
Posted by LardLad on :
I read MUCH more prose than I do comic books.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I write the songs that make the WHOLE WORLD sing.
Posted by cleome on :
I live with thirty-six cats.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Cats are my favorite animal.
Posted by cleome on :
My cats adore dogs, and think we should get one immediately.
Posted by LardLad on :
My cat is very obedient and never tries to jump up on the table while we're eating.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm so going to miss George Bush, though I take comfort in the knowledge that we live in the same state.
Posted by cleome on :
I really believe that we've heard the last of old George, just like Nixon when he left.
Also, I don't believe for a second that the same people who own him own my new lord and master. Nope.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I kissed a girl.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
And I liked it.
Posted by dedman on :
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I'm African-American.
Posted by kidflash2fan on :
i plan to dress up as a slave owner for Halloween
Posted by LardLad on :
I wear the Princess Leia slave girl costume while my wife pretends to be Jabba.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(Lardy! You're supposed to lie in this thread!)
I am a huge John Byrne fan.
Posted by cleome on :
I held down a job at Marvel for several hours years.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am really Jim Shooter.
Posted by LardLad on :
Judd Winnick and Chuck Austen are my favorite comic book writers.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Grant Morrison's writing is like a breath of fresh air in a confusing world.
Posted by dedman on :
I gave away my cats today
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I joined the campus Republican club.
Posted by cleome on :
I went over to the Unemployment Offices and gave everyone flowers and a great big hug.
Posted by matlock on :
My house is clean and my kids are perfect little angels.
Posted by dedman on :
totally busted 10,000 gamescore on the Xbox 360
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Worked my butt off today.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Today I take my pilots licence test.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I say there's nothing better than a big, juicy steak.
Posted by cleome on :
Talk shows are mesmerizing. I could watch them for hours.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dr. Phil is my hero.
Posted by cleome on :
I wish they'd bring back Morton Downey, Jr.
Posted by LardLad on :
Oprah did me for a cheeseburger.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by dedman: I enjoy country music
Me, too!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
LSH #50...every Legionnaire, every reservist and even the United Planets' Young Heroes battle to save existence. Also featuring the return of Cosmic Boy, the death of a longtime Legionaire (note spelling). 32 pages-only with the ads. 22 otherwise.
Posted by cleome on :
I am not rationing my prescription antihistamines in order to make them last longer. I am totally caught up on my medical bills and would not be at all embarrassed to show my face at the allergist's office today.
Posted by cleome on :
P.S. -- Canadians envy me. They're totally jealous.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I'm a jealous Canadian!
Posted by dedman on :
I also am a jealous canadian *leaves to visit doctor*
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am a jealous Canadian.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I am a hardcore lesbian
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I have video proof of Sharkie's claim.
Posted by cleome on :
I traded four bottles of genuine bootlegged Canadian prescription drugs for a copy of a certain LMB-related video.
[fans self]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I am now over-medicated.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Season Two of Legion of Message Board Posters:The Animated Series will be released on DVD on Tuesday.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Chicago is the capital of Illinois
Posted by cleome on :
Opals are harder than diamonds.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Cardinals win Superbowl XLIII!
Posted by cleome on :
I see Northern Cardinals (the bird) out here all the time.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
For part-time work, I'm a Cardinal for the Arch-Diocese.
Posted by cleome on :
Everyone says I look just like Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
When Brad Pitt comes to town, we dress alike so that when people see us they think they are seeing double.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Ha ha ha Yep! Brad puts on a Quislet suit. It's awesome!
Posted by dedman on :
I bought a quislet suit at Wal-Mart today. Apparently they are in mass production!
Posted by LardLad on :
I just LOVE it when roleplaying with the LMB characters goes dormant inexplicably and indefinitely, leaving the MMB in Inane Post Hell.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I miss LMB role-playing that one has to read 20,000 threads per day just to keep track of.
Posted by LardLad on :
Kent's not exaggerating at all.
Posted by cleome on :
I finally got my 2008-09 LMB manual ! It's all clear to me at last ! To think that I considered spending my last twenty bucks on food instead of sending it to that GL who lives in a submarine !
[ February 04, 2009, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by dedman on :
A-Bin lives in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine....
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by dedman: A-Bin lives in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine....
(Isn't that bad for a GL?)
I AM the walrus.
Posted by LardLad on :
Abin and I cruised down to Miami in his Yellow Submarine and picked up some hot chicks!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wish... I wish... I wish I were a fish!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
quote:Originally posted by dedman: A-Bin lives in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine....
(Isn't that bad for a GL?)
No, it's actually all the rage among the trendy GLs.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
When I was at my CBS yesterday, tI saw bought so many great new releases out that I couldn't carry them all home.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm the real Jean GreyJean Grae.
Posted by dedman on :
I never studied for my test tommorrow
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you would never pass, anyway.
Posted by dedman on :
you're right, i failed
Posted by cleome on :
My 92 on the civil service exam is the lowest grade I've ever gotten on a test.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Adventure #0? Man that new artist better grow into the role fast or he's out of here!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I'm so looking forward to working Saturday AND Sunday!
Posted by LardLad on :
Cleome is secretly Caliente and Teronna merged into a single person. (Yeah, she's a Carggite who lost a bod like Lu!)
Posted by Stealth on :
I am secretly Harbinger pretending to be a Yank.
Posted by cleome on :
This thread is about ten time less entertaining than it was the first day I read it.
Posted by cleome on :
I bribed Nightcrawler with a lifetime supply of cookies so I could post as my own doppelganger(s) in secret. Too bad I ran out of cookies before I could placate Lardy, too.
Posted by LardLad on :
Raging Bull is a eunuch! Posted by Raging Bull on :
The time-displaced, secret love child of two LMBPers will not make an appearance on LW soon.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by LardLad: Raging Bull is a eunuch!
Wouldn't that make him Raging Steer, or maybe Raging Ox?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I've met Rockhopper Lad. He actually has a full head of hair and only shaves it for Pirate dress-up days.
Posted by Stealth on :
I've met EDE. His afro is a wig.
Posted by cleome on :
Everyone's met me. They just don't realize it. I'm like the Zelig of comic book message boards.
Posted by Stealth on :
I introduced myself to the local butcher by saying, "Pleased to MEAT you."
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
That was you? What a HAM you are!
Posted by Stealth on :
What's your BEEF?
Posted by cleome on :
The caption "Make a friend of a good MEAT MAN" in the old Better Homes Cookbook does not make me giggle every time I see it.
I am a mature, responsible adult with no patience for that kind of post-mod, pseudo-ironic frivolity.
Posted by cleome on :
Oh, and this isn't funny, either.
Posted by SharkLad on :
that's terribly unfunny ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I only tried to murder Exnihil twice this past week-end.
Posted by dedman on :
That was one less time than me.
Posted by LardLad on :
I made it to my first con this weekend and got to meet all those LWers I'd alwayd wanted to meet.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I hate Cons! And I hate getting together with other Legion World Posters! I wish I'd never done that and I hope I never have to do it again!!
Bah!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: I hate Cons! And I hate getting together with other Legion World Posters! I wish I'd never done that and I hope I never have to do it again!!
Bah!
The feeling is mutual.
Posted by cleome on :
Yeah, I'm totally buying those last two posts. Absolutely.
Posted by cleome on :
Also, I'm not totally laden with cheap white wine right now. [hic !] I swear I'm not !
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I never procrastinate.
Posted by LardLad on :
That dress doesn't make you look fat.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I despise yogurt.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I know how to answer the dress/fat paradox honestly without getting into trouble.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
All my pets are perfectly mannered and are sitting together contentedly by the fire at this moment. And they don't smell bad either.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'd like a dog.
Posted by cleome on :
I am disappointed that I have an actual paying gig scheduled for tomorrow and for Thursday, as well.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I hope you got fired already, or at least hated the job and refuse to go back.
Posted by cleome on :
They broke my heart by asking me to return again on Friday.
I have no use for this kind of stability and reasonableness. None, I tell you !
Posted by LardLad on :
Clive/Virgin Lad is a real stand-up guy. I harbor absolutely NO animosity toward his wanton slander of my name,
Posted by dedman on :
I wish Grapes was around to hang out with Clive. They'd be a great team-up
Posted by Gary Concord, an Ultra Man on :
I just love that nickname...
Someday I'll properly thank Kent Shakespheare for hanging it on me...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am so pleased that Clive broke poor Tim's heart. I'm not disappointed in him at all.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pat Robertson announced that he has been all wrong about homosexuality.
Posted by cleome on :
We'll be leaving Iraq before the start of Spring, and in better shape than we found it, too.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
We'll have that stimulus money we borrowed paid back in no time!
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm going on a diet
Posted by Gay Green Giant on :
I am not gay. I have never been gay.
Posted by cleome on :
We're all Durlans now. Except for Kent.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I can quit anytime I want to.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
I hate you. All of you!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I will never post on Legion World again.
Posted by cleome on :
I am not posting from a coffee shop teeming with baby art-farts right now, just because my home connection is, er, Crisis-ing.
I swear I'm not.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I have all the time in the world to get very few projects done. I feel no pressure at all.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I can easily get a copy of Supergirl #37 for anyone, who like me, decided to start reading the New Krypton thread.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Turbo Tax will keep me from making any embarassing errors in my taxes, ensuring that my upcoming senate confirmation hearing will go without a hitch.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I regret meeting my fellow Legion Worlders in real life. It has always been disappointing.
Posted by cleome on :
Naturally I believe every word Quis says.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Hello, my name is AFOB, and I'm an alcoholic.
Posted by Gary Concord, an Ultra Man on :
I really do care whether people like me or not, so I always go out of my way to be nice to everyone...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I was so happy to have to drive through three mountain blizzards over the past few days.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I like Gary Concord ...
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Everybody likes Gary... He's such a nice guy...
Posted by cleome on :
This post is not being typed around an interfering housecat cranking its butt all over the monitor and whining for supper.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am Batman!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I am Batman!
Oh, I'm scared.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I am Batman!
Oh, I'm scared.
Seeing that this isn't the all lies thread, you are not lying when you didn't say that you are scared. Therefore, you must not be scared. You must be Scarecrow!
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm Poison Ivy
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I did not start having erotic thought about Poison Ivy at 10:01 tonight.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am Spartacus!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I love that people who lose hundreds of billions of other people's money can receive taxpayer money to cover their losses and shamelessly keep their jobs paying eight figures per year.
Also I do not wish to be one of these individuals.
Posted by cleome on :
Batman is my most favorite superhero ever. I love how you can't take two steps in any direction in the DC-verse without it all becoming all about Batman.
Also, I have seen the recent film twenty-nine times so far.
Posted by Stealth on :
The new Morrissey album, Years of Refusal, is the best of his career and I will give it multiple listens. I'm not the least bit disappointed.
Oh, and his next-to-next-to last album, You Are the Quarry, is an abomination that no one should ever listen to once, let alone multiple times.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
David Duchvoney needs to stop calling me.
Posted by Stealth on :
David Duchovny has a lot more going for him than good looks and a smirk, and seems to have no ego.
Tea Leoni is a great actress and seems like a terrific human being.
They were made for each other. What a shame it didn't last.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I truly hate Stealthie's sarcastic wit.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Sarcasm is so lame ...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Greetings from North Carolina, where it was a balmy 75 degrees on Sunday!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It's too soon for spring.
Posted by cleome on :
My financial future has never looked rosier than it does at this moment in time.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Then you don't need that $6 Million Cobie stole from his client.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
He said he was going to use it to give himself a bionic...never mind.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
His... never mind... is not bionic already.
Posted by cleome on :
I don't derive any satisfaction from stomping on the garden slugs. Or dumping salt on them. Or drowning them in crummy beer.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If you just listen, I mean, really listen to what he says, Rush Limbaugh makes perfect sense.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Rush is a truly decent, caring, wonderful human being and patriotic example, and out country and world need far more just like him.
Posted by cleome on :
I fail to see the potential for symbolic association of most talk-show hosts with the common garden slug.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm thinking of piercing my nipples ...
Posted by Stealth on :
I'm in a really good mood tonight. I just feel like running through the streets singing happy songs and passing out flowers to people.
Posted by cleome on :
I am not dreaming of nachos and margaritas in blatant disregard for my bleak financial status.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There are flaws in the heliocentric theory of the universe. Therefore, the older theory of a geocentric universe must be true.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I love Daylight Saving Time. I think it's such a great idea. I especially like losing that hour of sleep. Having an "extra hour of sunlight" is so worth it.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If you have a tough stain on a white shirt, rub grape juice on it and let it set for 4.3 days. You will not see the tough stain.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I've never gotten a stain on a white shirt!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I've never gotten a stain!
Posted by cleome on :
I've never accidentally gotten a bleach stain on a colored shirt.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If you play Bing Crosby's version of "White Christmas" backwards you can hear a recipe for a really good vegetarian lasagna.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I started this thread.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I auctioned off Quis' alt-IDs behind his back. Rocky outbid Sharky and Lardy for them.
Posted by cleome on :
I am, in reality, all of the posters involved in this bogus "bidding war." I am a shapeshifting shill par excellent. It's a living, y'know ?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Speaking of posters, I bought posters of Chris Brown for my kids. Such a nice young man!
[ March 12, 2009, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: Arm Fall Off Boy ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I seem to have lots of time on my hands lately.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
There is no recession. It's all in our IMAGINATION! Posted by SharkLad on :
I don't hate my job ...
Posted by cleome on :
Prosperity is just around the corner ! Governor Ted the Cold Fish says so, and he never lies !
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Governor Ted the Cold Fish's word is good enough for me. I know so much about him, it's beyond question.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Oh, c'mon! He's a politician! You KNOW you can trust him!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Politicians only have our best interests at heart.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
On October 30, 1938, aliens landed in Grover's Mill, NJ.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis was there, so he knows.
Posted by cleome on :
I don't know anyone in New Jersey.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It's nickname as "the Garden State" is well-deserved.
Posted by cleome on :
That Kent. Always with the crummy avatars.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
What do you mean? It's the same one day after boring day.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm trying to lose weight and loving every second of it!
Posted by cleome on :
Starting tomorrow, no more cookies ever again.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My cat does not whine.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I want another Stimulus Package! We haven't borrowed enough from China yet!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Don't worry. Both parties make a high priority over fiscal responsibility, so it won't come back to haunt us.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I miss those GW Bush speeches.
Posted by Stealth on :
I'm not in a posting mood today.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Like good, cuz I hate reading the worthless junk you post. You never make me like laugh, never!
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm not hungry
Posted by cleome on :
Nine dollars an hour is a living wage, and I am thoroughly honored to be under current consideration as a candidate for same.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I am sure that my junk bond portfolio will love a drawnout GM bankruptcy.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I'm going to buy lots of GM stock!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Today in 1981, President Ronald Reagan shock the world by shooting John Hinckley, Jr.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Yeah, I remember all the famous people who came to the funeral. Jodie Foster cried for hours.
Posted by cleome on :
Toxic sludge is good for you.
[ March 30, 2009, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am getting married today.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! I'm gonna like be one of the Bridesmaids at Mr Quizzy-Poo's Wedding!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I am so looking forward to Quis' ideal bachelor party.
Posted by cleome on :
Huzzah !! A jury duty notice in the mail today. Everybody cheer along with me...
Posted by cleome on :
...right after I jump out of the cake at Quis' bachelor party.
Posted by LardLad on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Huzzah !! A jury duty notice in the mail today. Everybody cheer along with me...
[Are you lying about a) the jury duty notice, b) the enthusiasm or c) both? ]
Posted by cleome on :
That would be "B," O Leader.
I had zero luck getting out of it the last time I was out of work.
Cake ?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: ...right after I jump out of the cake at Quis' bachelor party.
Cleome, you would be my guest and not have to jump out of the cake.
Besides, this is who is jumping out of my cake:
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis! You promised not to post that picture of me!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I heard that guy lost all his clothes in a fire. Sad...
Posted by cleome on :
I really wish Kent would just cover up already. Yeesh.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sorry... I just love to expose myself.
Posted by cleome on :
Me, too. Especially in the perfect warm, dry Spring weather we're having right now-- So typical of this region. I feel as giddily frolicsome as a lithe young Winathian at her first clothing-optional post-planting mixer...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
It really gladdens my heart that the G20 came to brilliant conclusion that pumping a trillion dollars into the IMF is the best way to respond to the financial crisis. After all, it's such a noble organization and such a force for good in the world, and not at all an evil, imperialistic institution that exploits developing countries in the name of aiding them. This just goes to confirm my longheld belief that if you get enough really rich people in a room together behind closed doors, they will dedicate themselves to finding a way to improve the lives of the poor and downtrodden. Honestly, I can't understand what all those protestors in the streets of London had to be upset about!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The economic crisis is now solved.
We'll all be employed, if not filthy rich, by Wednesday.
Posted by cleome on :
Who needs employment ? The State is paying me a 13K every week to stay home !
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have finally mastered Beethoven's Piano Sonata #16 in G major. I am now ready for Carnegie Hall.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm really enjoying dieting ...
Posted by cleome on :
Everyone who hates dieting just needs to dress in a designer bikini and run in barefoot slo-mo on a pristine sun-drenched beach in Hawaii while Enya plays in the background and a professional videographer films them. Hand in hand with the bikini'd hunk and/or hunkette of their dreams. Then they'll love dieting. It worked for me.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Pringles, donut and bacon diet works really well.
Posted by cleome on :
Olestra represented good-old American knowhow at its zenith. So sad that its time with us was so very, very brief.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Right now I am not trying to push certain threads off of page 1.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Today is not just another day!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
This thread is no fun at all...
Posted by cleome on :
Yeah. It's just one massive downer all the way. The best thing about finding a job will be the anesthetizing effect it will doubtless have on my internet time. Uh-huh.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I can tell that you completely enjoy being jobless...
Posted by SharkLad on :
I love my job ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tomorrow, I will be running in the Boston Marathon. I am the odds on favorite to win this year.
Posted by cleome on :
I regretted having wage-work for part of this week. Not to mention that I will regret having it for part of next week, too.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Every cent I could beg, borrow or steal is riding on Quis winning the marathon.
Posted by Caliente on :
I am going to watch Quis run (and win) that marathon! Cannot wait!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I've rented a helicopter for Cali and I (and the next 3 LWers to speak up) to follow and watch Quis for the entire marathon.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Did you notice I had to disguise myself in order to run in the marathon?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Andrew Jackson was our first gay president.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I look fabulous in spandex.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Billy Bob Thornton is much beloved in Canada, especially in the past few weeks.
Posted by Caliente on :
I hate bagels. Seriously, they suck.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I will be sorry to be graduating in a few weeks. I will be completely bored with nothing to do before then as well.
Posted by cleome on :
The capitol of Oregon is Beaverton.
(Hey, nice capitol!
Thanks! We just had it stuffed!)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Belchertown is the social mecca of Massachusetts
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and Quis is its social secretary.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
On this day in 1888 William Shakespeare rose from the grave and murdered 5 prostitutes in the White Chapel district of London.
Posted by cleome on :
The next day, Bill zipped forward a few years and took out Harold Robbins before he could learn to type. For this, Bill will always be fondly remembered.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It is completely believable that Miner changed his mind about Quis winning the "Kill This Thread" competition, and informed Quis of this without informing the rest of us.
Posted by cleome on :
I've partied away many a three-day weekend with Quis and Miner in their awesome combo Chevy Van-Time Portal.
Posted by cleome on :
Also, my partial work-week did not give me writer's block. Nope. Not even a little.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am the new star of the Boston Ballet.
Posted by cleome on :
I lent Quis my Size Six pink satin toe-shoes for his audition.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I forgot to tell cleome about Raging Bull's prank where he lined her satin toe-shoes with extra-strength itching-powder.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Robert De Niro was the second choice for the movie Raging Bull. Richard Simmons was the producers' first choice. He instead starred in a remake of Beau Geste.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Richard Simmons is perhaps the world's most underrated actor.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Not to mention overly-clothed. Love those shorts!
Posted by cleome on :
"Flammable" and "Inflammable" have opposite meanings.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The American Film Institute has named the following movies as the top 5 movies of all time:
5. Howard the Duck 4. The Bowery Boys Meet the Monsters 3. Waterworld 2. Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II 1. Hannah Montana: the Movie
Posted by LardLad on :
Legion World and all those who post on Legion World really, REALLY suck!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The Dodge Caliber is an attractive vehicle that I would buy.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by LardLad: Legion World and all those who post on Legion World really, REALLY suck!
It's true. That's why I've stopped posting here more than once a month.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Once Legion of 3 Worlds concludes, this site will be known as Johns World. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The true murderer of Andrew and Abby Borden is a time traveling Kent Shakespeare. He did it as a love offering to Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.
Posted by cleome on :
Love is all you need.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The check is in the mail.
Posted by cleome on :
Fresh fruit is nasty stuff. Nobody should eat it.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
The person who's the subject of the song "You're So Vain?" Me.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
After you clean the house and do the laundry, it all stays clean for a month.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I slept in today ...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
..took my wife to Hawai'i for Mother's Day.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I became a mother today.
Posted by Exnihil on :
My company's completely cool with the fact that I'm using their time and equipment to post here this morning instead of getting that report ready for that meeting this afternoon.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am the love child of Nancy Culp and Paul Lynde.
Posted by cleome on :
I really love those classified "help wanted" ads that turn out to be data-miners for fly-by-night "colleges" and for Nigerian spammers. Time spent with these specimens is indeed an unparalleled joy.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'm going to take the day off and read comics.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rush Limbaugh has joined the ACLU.
Posted by cleome on :
Alcohol had no part in this post. Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I just finished repairing the Hubble telescope.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Before becoming an actress, Marilyn Monroe was an insurance actuary. She only got into acting as a result of a drunken dare to enter an amateur talent contest.
Posted by cleome on :
My new full-time job is driving an ice cream truck that plays the theme from Love Story.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It was so nice to hear Dick Cheney's voice on the radio again today.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I love it when it is too hot to sleep and it is only May.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I ate so totally healthy yesterday that I didn't wake up at 3am with wicked indigestion ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I find the National Organization for Marriage's ad highly compelling. I now oppose letting gay couples marry.
Posted by cleome on :
Breakfast someplace fancy is totally within my budget this morning. Eggs Benedict, bloody Mary, here I come!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I hate the Beatles.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am Pamela Anderson.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis forgot to lie in her last post.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I lied in my last post.
Posted by cleome on :
Tomorrow I'm driving cross-country to adopt all of Kent's wayward comics.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Kent! Look out the window! I'm in Plattsburgh!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
On this day in History:
May 26, 1762, Ben Franklin farted so loudly that his neighbors thought he was shooting at then.
Posted by cleome on :
Women never fart or burp. We just explode when we turn fifty.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Nice to know that Mr. cleome has a good seven years left. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
After age 50, we sort of re-assemble ourselves. It's after age 60 that we turn back into our beautiful, svelte 20-year old selves, which explains The Little Old Lady from Pasadena.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pauly Shore is underrated as an actor.
Posted by cleome on :
The streets are paved with gold.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I couldn't live in this world if anything happened to Celine Dion.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
On this day in 1437, an unnamed peasant was holding a cat in a bag while listening the an address by Pope Boniface III. Dropping the bag released the cat, which sprang onto Boniface scratching at his face. The scratches revealed that Boniface was not human but an alien from Gidile V (although people at the time thought he was a demon) Thus the origin of "letting the cat out of the bag" to mean revealing a truth.
Boniface was able to recover from the revelation and ruled for another 30 years.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I won a year's free supply of gin in a poetry writing contest ...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I dislike yogurt.
Posted by cleome on :
Yeah, and it's horrid in smoothies, too. Especially with fresh mint and just a splash of rosewater and honey.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
In 1492, Squanto discovered Lady Chatterley's lover. He was not surprized to find out the lover was Cobalt Kid.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I believed that.
Posted by cleome on :
I love obnoxious neighbors who think car horns are the best way to communicate with the world at 11 PM. I love them even more than Quis does.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The best way to get the trash down from the third floor is to drop it out of the window.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
It works in my four story house too...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My cat is not the most whiney cat I know.
Posted by cleome on :
I never shared a drafty old second-floor walkup with a crazy SCA-dian and her eleven cats.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Marriage has always been between one man and one woman.
Posted by cleome on :
Right after they let those people start marrying, my husband left me and got engaged to the entire NHL, including the towel boys.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Feminisim encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.
Posted by cleome on :
Quis made that up. Nobody that delusional about feminism could ever so much as get away with walking the streets, much less be hailed as a serious thinker.
Posted by LardLad on :
All women should shut up and get back in the kitchen where they belong!
Posted by cleome on :
I am the new Executive Editor of DC comics. I plan to run a tight ship. I will increase the number of gratuitous deaths (see Giffen vs Karate Kid) which will be reversed within a year (see Donna Troy). Any deaths that were meaningful will be cheapened by bring the character back (see Barry Allen). I will encourage all writers to just rewrite old stories as they would have written it (see Green Lantern origins storyline). Multi-issue crossovers will be the rule provided that we can make sure there are issues that are delayed and later parts of the story come out first.
Posted by cleome on :
What we need now is a letter-writing campaign to the high rollers at DC comics. Something along the lines of:
Dear DC Comics Big Kahuna Person,
Your universe suffers a serious shortage of interchangeably-pneumatic females running around practically naked. Please do something about this at your earliest convenience.
Sincere Thanks,
Your Biggest Fan. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I invented soup.
Posted by cleome on :
I've savored Poi on my own private island in Hawaii.
Posted by LardLad on :
I've eaten Poi in my lifetime to date.
Posted by Anti-Matter Eater Lad on :
Dear DC Comics Big Cheese,
Do you think you will ever hire George Perez to draw another book? What if it entails 150 characters and needs to be released every month? Will you hire him back then? What if it needs to coincide with other storylines for that quarter? Will you hire him back then? Eh?! Eh?! Or do you think you have finally and sufficiently burned out one of the best comic book artists in existence? Posted by cleome on :
I hate bluegrass music. Bleah.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The garbage strike, now in day 17, is making this city a better place to live.
I especially enjoyed my trip to the closest 'temporary waste holding and transfer station'.
A large parking lot for an arena and softball fields is not now stacked 10 feet high with garbage.
There are not 30 sites set up around the city.
The skunks, raccoons, vermin, seagulls and flies have not taken over the city.
I believe the right of city workers to bank up to 18 sick days a year and get them paid out after 10 years of service is fair.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I so enjoy early morning carpool drivers who honk their honk several times to let their rider know that they are here. It is true that if you are awake, then everyone else should be too or else they are slackers!
Posted by cleome on :
Nothing's more fun that being sick in the summertime. Unless it's one's partner being sick in the summertime.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I Dick Cheney and Bill Kristol and Karl Rove and Glen Beck.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I wish my vacation would go by a little faster!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'm a little teapot, short and stout Here is my handle, here is my spout.
Posted by cleome on :
I am very excited about our military bases in Iraq and consider them a credible demonstration of impending "peace."
Oh, and I consider them a fantastic use of the public monies, as well.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pres. Obama was born in Kenya and therefore not eligible to be president.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Pres. Obama is an illegitimate president because, well, liberals voted for him.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I had a horrible time in Boston, especially that dinner the night before I came home!
On the other hand, I'm so sorry to be back in Houston.
There's nothing I like about either city.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'm really glad I'm not in San Diego right now. And I sure wouldn't have wanted to attend that awful dinner with Quis and Rocky.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Hawaii was founded by a Scotsman named Shamus McHawaii who sold it to the United States in 1798 for 200 1/2 gold doubloons. The McHawaiian Islands dropped the Mc shortly thereafter. It was eventually picked up by a traveling clown/short order cook named Ronald Donald.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Cobie and/or EDE would never, ever, start a tag team thread based on Ram Boy's last post!
Posted by LardLad on :
Said tag team thread would have an excellent chance of having an ending!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Ya Know, I bet if we asked nicely, Cleome would be happy to write the ending for that tag team thread, and we could post the story backwards to the beginning!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I had to fire the actor I hired for my personal appearances.
Posted by dedman on :
...I'm really looking forward to starting collage again in a few months.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Pres. Obama is an illegitimate president because, well, liberals voted for him.
All liberals wrote in Rush Limbaugh for President.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Rush Limbaugh actually won the election, but declined to serve, humbly saying he was undeserving of the honor. No one recalls this fact because the liberal media has brainwashed everyone to forget it happened.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Forget what happened?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
That Michael Jackson was voted president but died tragically in office while saving the country from evil plastic surgeon terrorists.
Posted by cleome on :
It was HWW who first suggested to his childhood buddy, Weird Al, that Michael Jackson songs were meant to be played on the accordion. The rest is history.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Yes, and I'm still waiting for my royalty checks!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
HWW gets checks for being royal. So HWW is also known as HRH HWW.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
And since I have the same user name as my father, the king, I'm actually HRH HWWII.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I am pleased with everything life has to offer these days.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm like Kent, only moreso.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I totally remembered that yesterday was my fourth anniversary on Legion World!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I miss all the humidity of the past couple of days. I can't wait for it to return.
Posted by cleome on :
I hate it here.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am the Lindbergh baby.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Quis is the Lindbergh baby.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Quis is therefore 79 years old.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
On this day in 1967, Ronald Reagan began his life long affair with Sammy Davis Jr.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
One day later, Quis was awarded the Order of the British Empire. His chauffeur later returned the medal in protest of the cancelation of Space: 1999.
Posted by cleome on :
Kent is in reality Martin Landau. He uses that same anti-aging cream that TV's Dick Clark swears by.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Cleome stole all my royalty checks. She's still mad that I've done more Woody Allen movies than she has.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Woody Allen is the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption's Person of the Year.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dave Thomas didn't really kill Quislet's father in a duel on a volcanic planet. Dave Thomas really is Quislet's father, but he doesn't find that out until the fifth movie.
Posted by Stealth on :
I love Blackest Night so much that I'm going to start buying double copies of BN and the GL books as well. Nope, not taking them of my pull list, not in a million years.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Everything makes perfectly good sense to me.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sarah Palin has asked me to serve on the Death Panel.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Tina Fay has asked me to serve with the Doom Patrol
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Hillary told me that her favorite movie is "Kill Bill."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am a triple threat entertainer, accomplished in music, acting, and good looks.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
<That's a lie??>
When you wish upon a star, it really does matter who you are.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: <That's a lie??>
When you wish upon a star, it really does matter who you are.
Funny, I'm just now watching "Australia" and guess what was playing exactly as I read this post? Coincidence or Saturn Girl assist? I think we know.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
[No lie: Cramer is a founder of FOI...
okay, back to the lies]
After a hard summer of working 18 hours per day, I am completely debt-free, and have somehow made enough money to live like a king for the rest of my days.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: <That's a lie??>
Yes, because I failed to mention my best selling children's series of books "Larry Kotter and the Meter Maid"
Posted by cleome on :
I have been a much more productive member of society this summer than Kent.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'd like to keep my clunker car, for old times sake.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Scene for scene remakes, like Gus Van Sant's remake of Psycho, are totally worth seeing and worth every penny spent on remaking the movie.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wish that William Golding (author of Lord of the Flies) had been my teacher. (see the end of the linked article)
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Pov wears pants. All the time.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
AFOB is Pov's stalker, and lives down the street from him.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wish I had a stalker.
Posted by cleome on :
I never wear pants.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Cleome is secretly Pov.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
HWW doesn't wander. He sits all day at his computer and weighs 800 lbs. On a good day.
Posted by cleome on :
AFOB's summer cabin was built from a rehabbed pair of HWW's pants.
Posted by cleome on :
The previous was the last time I ever used the word "pants" on this board.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
My pants are frequently mistaken for Senor Widebottom's.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Happy Backwards Day!!!!! (or is it Lying Day?)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis is not making up holidays.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I can't tell the difference.
Posted by cleome on :
There were no tacos served at our house today. No rum 'n coke, either.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'm turning off the computer for 2 weeks, just for the experience.
Posted by cleome on :
What Cramer said.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
In the August 2000 issue of the Readers Digest, a Mr. Donald Rumsfeld had an amusing anedote published.
Posted by cleome on :
Quis spelled "anecdote" correctly.
Posted by cleome on :
Whereas I never mispell anything.
Posted by LardLad on :
I don't milk my sicknesses for sympathy the least little bit.
Posted by cleome on :
I am totally bummed that it's raining. Also, I hate yuppie beer. I much prefer that sour, bitter, cheap megacorp crap that is generally only fit for slug bait.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I hate going to the damn comic store every week, dammit!!! Posted by Dev Em on :
I have not gained 20 pounds in the last 5 months.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I have not lost 30+ pounds in the last three+ months.
Posted by cleome on :
I do not have unholy amounts of love for the shrimp gyozas at the local Yuppie-Mart.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I saw Lardy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And it is never too early to make Christmas references
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But you do owe me $1,000 for every Christmas reference you make in September or October.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Due to abuse, Christmas Day has been pushed back til February 14th replacing Valentine's Day '10, which has been scrapped altogether. Christmas Eve, however, remains on track for Dec 24th, but will be referred to as Night of the Mutant Reindeer Attack.
Please remember to stock up on ammo early this year.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I saw Lardy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.
Actually, it was his handsome, younger brother!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I really enjoy that Merlin TV show. It's well-written, well-acted and definitely worth watching.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I saw Lardy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.
Actually, it was his handsome, younger brother!
You tramp!!! He's mine!!!!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I saw Lardy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.
Actually, it was his handsome, younger brother!
Lardy's bro? or Santa's?
Posted by cleome on :
Work was fun today.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I have not wasted this entire evening playing games.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I have never had a lustful thought; certainly never towards another Legion Worlder. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Why would I post in this thread? I never tell a lie.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have not and will not post in this thread.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I know how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
I really like all of you.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The feeling's mutual.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I really, really love canned greens.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Now that's just sad.
Posted by cleome on :
Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs are a breakfast staple of mine.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I own the patent for Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Does that make you two Calvin & Hobbes?
Posted by cleome on :
I'd answer that question, if Kent and I weren't already late for the International Cereal Monopolists' Shareholders Meeting.
Here. Leaf through this annual report until we get back.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My cat Belinda is so patient in waiting for the correct time for her wet food.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
My cat has learned to ignore the little red dot from the laser pointer.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Cats like me.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm dressing up as this Halloween.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and I'm taking pictures to prove it.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I transform into a cat every year for Halloween.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
I always knew you were nothing but a big pussy...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Ah-HA! Zardi obviously remembered which thread he was posting in!
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
This is the "Kill this Thread" Thread!
Posted by cleome on :
I bow before Zardi's superior thread-killing abilities.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
And I acknowledge your superior hat blocking skills.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'm not at all surprised to see the slightest bit of civility in Zardy.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Actually I'd love for the flower child to fill my hat with spoiled waffles. So why wouldn't I be civil?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates. You have a brand new key.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
I hate that song...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There were rumors that General Custer survived the Battle of Little Big Horn. Throughout the 1880's there were reports of him working as a clerk in a dry goods store, becoming a pirate in the South China Seas, and that actress Sarah Bernhardt was Custer in disguise.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
today, he tours with Elvis.
Posted by cleome on :
The first thing I'd do if I got to helm the comic book of my choice is kill off all the characters I never liked. I think that's a very mature way to deal with the problem of unlikeable and/or badly-written characters.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Your money is safe with us.
Posted by cleome on :
"Affordable vet bills" is not an oxymoron.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I am looking forward to reading Sarah Palin's upcoming book.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
David Letterman tried to extort Sarah Palin.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
And he would have gotten away with it if not for you snoopy kids! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Yesterday I ate a whole sheet cake and 2 gallons of chocolate ice cream in half an hour.
Posted by cleome on :
The vanished cake said "Happy Act-Like-An-Alien Week." There were nine different varieties of chocolate ice cream.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I invented a tenth varity of Chocolate ice cream - Chocolate Funyon ice cream.
Posted by cleome on :
Motown music is lousy. I never listen to it.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Motown is really Scranton, PA.
Posted by cleome on :
That explains the forthcoming musical version of "The Office" in which Smokey Robinson comes out of retirement to play Michael Scott.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
This is the best thread I ever posted.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I had sex with David Letterman
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I watch Glenn Beck because I think he is an intelligent, rational, and patriotic person.
Posted by Harbinger on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Motown music is lousy. I never listen to it.
It's not that good Cleome, it's even worse than summer holidays.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I am proud of myself for how efficient I am being today.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Harbinger:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Motown music is lousy. I never listen to it.
It's not that good Cleome, it's even worse than summer holidays.
Or an all-expense-paid winter getaway in Hawaii.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: I had sex with David Letterman
Heck, I hear everyone on Legion World did.
Posted by cleome on :
This day has been a non-stop win from start to finish. Really, I hate to see it end.
Posted by Stealth on :
There is nothing more constructive I could be doing than posting inanities.
Posted by cleome on :
I can't wait to get on the bus and go to work.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Work is fun! I hope I never have to retire!
Posted by Lardi the Incorruptible on :
I thought that Clemson/Miami game earlier today SUCKED!
Posted by cleome on :
Football makes perfect sense to me. I'm not just watching because it serves as a socially acceptable venue for staring at the tightly-clad rear ends of total strangers.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Seeing a person on whom I have a crush never makes me feel sad and lonely.
Posted by cleome on :
Long-term monogamous relationships kill crushes on people you hardly know (and on people who don't even exist) dead. No, really. They do.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I hope the Washington Redskins get over their recent troubles and go on to win the rest of their games this season.
Posted by Lardi the Incorruptible on :
Hate, absolutely HATE football!!!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I'm shocked... SHOCKED to find gambling is going on in here!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Claude Rains is such a horrible actor.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I lost 10 pounds yesterday!
Posted by cleome on :
Me, too!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I feel fine! Not sick at all.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Here's hoping that the Health Care Lobby succeeds in killing, or at least watering down, health care reform.
Posted by cleome on :
I have at no time in the last six months contemplated the failure of the health "reform" bill and thought to myself, "Good [bleeping] Riddance. What a pathetic con game."
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Everything is tickety-boo.
Posted by cleome on :
I have complete and utter faith that I'm gonna' get the job I interviewed for today, even though approximately 8,275 other poor, jobless slobs also interviewed for it right after me.
Posted by Lardi on :
I bribed cleome's interviewer to go ahead and hire her.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I've so enjoyed having laryngitis. Having to whisper and having your voice break mid-sentence is great fun. But I've had no greater joy than being unable to sing!
Posted by Lardi on :
Rocky doesn't look even slightly hot in his cowboy get-up! Nuh-uh!
Posted by Stealth on :
I've had absolutely no trouble these past couple weeks focusing on the most basic things, and I'm not the least bit frustrated.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I don't like it when people say I look hot.
Posted by Lardi on :
I hate it when people point out I've lost weight!
Posted by Stealth on :
I love living in The Peninsula of Lost Souls.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I hated seeing Click Here For A SpoilerMatter-Eater Lad in Superman #694. I so love Blackest Night and wish it would go on forever and ever.
Posted by Stealth on :
I disagree with Quis about Blackest Night.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I hate my Alma Mater's bagpipe band, their Royal Stuart Tartan uniforms and it just sucks the football team they travel with came back from a 18 point half time deficit to win the Canadian University Football Championship.
Posted by Lardi on :
I don't find "Peanuts-related" sounding like "penis-related" funny at all. Posted by Ram Boy on :
I am deeply offended by the use of the term "penis-related" in the above post.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Football trivia is fascinating!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am the king of football and other sports related trivia.
Posted by Stealth on :
I am the queen of all Trivial Pursuit categories except Entertainment.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am the Queen of Norway.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I wore all my diamonds when I attended Queen Rockhopper's coronation.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I realized Fat Cramer was wrong about patience being a virtue yet persistence having its rewards, because I'm NOT getting a free head and shoulders sketch from Joe Prado of either Rima the Jungle Girl or LL because I did NOT send an email after I got tired of waiting for a note. I will NOT be getting it free as a gift for 19th birthday on the 25th of December. So I am NOT thanking you, FC.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I was the second gunman in Dallas.
Posted by Lardi on :
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Posted by Stealth on :
I'm not the least bit sentimental about the holidays.
Posted by cleome on :
I can't wait to run up thousands of dollars in dental bills on my credit card. Wheeee...
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I can't wait to start dumping thousands of dollars into a medical flexible spending account so I can pay for kids braces -- with pretax dollars. Wheeee...
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I can say with no uncertainty that it is untrue that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an alternate id of Cobie's
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I hate kittens, except when they throw up on my best rug.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Lemon juice removes all kitten stains and odors.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hugh Hefner was a virgin until the age of 73.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Elizabeth I lost her virginity to a group of traveling minstrels at the age of 24.
Posted by Lardi on :
I was the first minstrel, the one who officially 'deflowered' her!
(Took her 'black cherry', too! )
Posted by cleome on :
The pinnacle of Western music can be found readily in those Xmas albums by The Chipmunks.
Posted by Stealth on :
Slade's "Merry Xmas Everybody", now in its fourth decade as a UK holiday chestnut, is all the proof anyone needs that UK Xmases are less fun than US Xmases.
"IIIIT'S CHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAS!!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
On April 19, 1922, the Massachusetts legislature named Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle the official state comedian.
Posted by Lardi on :
I saw you (and him) walking in the rain. You were holding hands, and I will never be the same.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
E equals m c-cubed!
Posted by Stealth on :
Frozen vegetables are delicious!
Posted by cleome on :
Vice President Biden paid me fifty bucks to stop calling his office and reading my haiku about frozen vegetables into his answering machine.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Certain brands of peanut butter help you to develop a higher state of consciousness.
Posted by Stealth on :
What FC said about peanut butter applies to Nutella exponentially.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I forged President Obama's Hawaiian birth certificate!
Posted by Lardi on :
Tiger Woods gets my sloopy seconds! Posted by cleome on :
I don't miss Legion World at all when I'm too busy/tired/ill to visit.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I don't even notice when cleome doesn't post for five days. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I don't even remember this "cleome" poster.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I miss "Tony" who registered October 28, 2007 and all the witty and insightful posts he made.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
"Tony" moved on to greener pastures and is now blogging about his current fascination, BRAVO reality TV.
"cleome" was a notorious spambot. As spambots go, she was very personable.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I love the winter. The cold - the wetness. I miss having to shovel my car out.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I didn't post in this thread just to have my name on all the recent posts.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It is so hot out! I hope this heat wave ends soon.
Posted by cleome on :
I like things about my job besides getting money, not having to look for work, and not having to talk to anyone at Unemployment.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I am not overwhelmed with things to do, nor am I procrastinating against getting them done.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm so happy to have my dad visiting and wish he didn't have to go home tomorrow.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I have no desire at ALL to see that silly Avatar movie. None whatsoever. So don't expect me to go and see it. I won't.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I am absolutely gutted that I won't be at work this week.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'm going on a juice fast for Christmas.
And I don't want to see that Avatar movie either.
Posted by Stealth on :
I've haven't seen that Avatar movie yet, but once I do, I will have nothing to say about it.
Posted by cleome on :
I was utterly displeased at being able to avoid downtown and its customary holiday insanity on this lovely day. Tomorrow, I'll totally make some excuse to go down there and be right in the thick of it!
Posted by Lethargy Lad on :
It's important not to waste your vote; there are significant differences between Demoblicans and Repucrats.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I haven't thought about work at all so far on my vacation ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have won an all expenses paid vaction to Hawaii. I leave tomorrow.
Posted by dedman on :
I'm not at all worried about my upcoming certification exams
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I love the red U. of A. sweatshirt you gave me for Christmas. Red is my color.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Prsident Obama has fired Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and has nominated Fat Cramer for her replacement.
Posted by cleome on :
I hate the taste of lime.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I really think 2010 is gonna be my year!
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm going to the gym today ...
Posted by Lardi on :
I've definitely been to a gym at some point in the last year or so.
Posted by cleome on :
There's no place on Earth I'd rather be right now than at the gym.
Posted by cleome on :
All the art on this site totally sucks. My head hurts just thinking about it.
Posted by Lardi on :
I absolutely loathe Legion World and the majority of the posters here!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I hated David Tennant as the Doctor. I'm glad he is off the show. I bet I hate the new one just as much.
Posted by cleome on :
I have kept up obsessively with all the Doctor Who eps that have come down the plank in the twenty-five years since I finished high school.
Posted by cleome on :
Also, I am attending my 25th High School Reunion and I couldn't be more excited. It will be even more fabulous than all the other reunions, which I also attended.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Waltons was cancelled before they could do their "John-Boy discovers that he is gay" episode.
Posted by cleome on :
Quis is clearly confused. There was no homosexuality in the United States until 1975 AD, when Elton John's "Philadelphia Freedom" became a smash hit and inspired the Stonewall Riots.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
cleome has her facts wrong. Homosexuality was introduced into the US on the day Little Richard came screaming out of his mother's womb and bitchslapped a nurse for wearing white after Labor Day.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You all are wrong. Homosexuality does not exist. It is a tool of liberal media propaganda.
Posted by KryptonKid on :
He Who Wanders is fooling himself. Queer Nation is a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council and always has been.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Krypton Kid has it right. Also the "United Nations" is a fiction used to frighten bad dictators into eating their brussel sprouts.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
The German invasions of Belgium during both World Wars were part of a plot to eliminate Brussels sprouts.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Belgians fought back, using the super-strength that comes from eating Brussels sprouts, and thoroughly vanquished the invaders.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But were unable to successfully negotiate the peace treaty. This is known as the Belgian Waffle.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The place where they failed to negotiate the peace treaty was called the International House of Peace. Now it is known as the IHOP Waffle House.
Posted by Deirdre on :
This is not the 1000th post in this thread.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
[Actually, that's true! It's the 1000th reply or 1001st post.]
Posted by Deirdre on :
I am not embarassed.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Using the edit fixture to change the post would be cheating
Posted by Deirdre on :
I'm going to do it, because it's such an important thing.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Jay Leno is awesome!
Posted by cleome on :
I watch late-night TV religiously, because screwing around on the internet for hours and hours until my eyes dry up and blow away just isn't any fun. Nope, not at all.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Jay Leno is also slated to be People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2010,11 and 12.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I thought putting Jay Leno on prime time was a stroke of genius. TV needs fewer scripted dramas and comedies. They're not nearly as entertaining as watching a lame comedian interview celebrities promoting their project du jour.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I was totally floored when Rosie O'Donnell revealed she was a lesbian. I had no idea.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I totally cared when Rosie came out. She is the guiding star of my life. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I know many people who consider Rosie their guiding star.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pat Robertson knows what he is talking about. It is a shame he never became our president.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I love, love, love the cell phone I had to purchase in order to maintain my on-call status at work after my phone line went off.
Posted by cleome on :
I plan on running out and buying a cellphone* first thing tomorrow**, because I totally believe all the TV/Radio suits who insist that we're "in recovery."
*And an iPod and a Bluetooth and a Blackberry and all those other colorful things that do things I don't even understand but that I just know I've gotta' have, like, yesterday.
**On my brand-new 23% interest credit card. Tamper said it was a good card, and I'm reasonably sure that nobody paid him to say so.
[ January 15, 2010, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Lardi on :
I love texting and am extremely quick at it!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I hope that we find out the LOST was just a dream or an autistic kid looking at a snowglobe.
Posted by Lardi on :
I'm pretty sure Lost will end with "Jack" waking up surrounded by the cast of Party of Five who will be relieved that Charlie Salinger has finally awakened from a six-year coma. Says Charlie, "Wow! I could've sworn I was this control-freak doctor on this really whacked out island, guys!" <everyone laughs and hugs>
Posted by cleome on :
Always can your temps near the end of the day on a Thursday. Nothing enhances a peasant's self-esteem quite like knowing that you're too cheap to let them finish out those eight lousy hours of the work week.
Also, disappear without signing the temp's time sheet. Temps love calling the do-nothing jackasses at their agency first thing Monday morning in order to whine, "Did Mr. Jerkface remember to send you my timesheet today?"
Your temps love you and have no plans to spend Friday daydreaming about how awesome it would be if your business burnt itself to the ground just in time for work to recommence on Monday morning.
[ January 30, 2010, 08:06 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'd like to be a corporate slave driver when I grow up!
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm joining the cast of the 'Jersey Shore'
Posted by cleome on :
Liver is my favorite food.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Today in history, Oscar Wilde died while cavorting with Theodore Roosevelt and Nellie Bly in Hawaii.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I broke Tom Selleck's heart when I was 18 years old. He still writes to me occasionally, asking me to take him back.
Posted by cleome on :
What Rocky said. Except substitute Kathleen Turner for Tom Selleck.
Posted by Lardi on :
What Rocky and Cleome said. Except substitute Carrie Fisher, Julie Newmar and Yvonne Craig! Posted by Lardi on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: What Rocky said. Except substitute Kathleen Turner for Tom Selleck.
Posted by cleome on :
I wish I were back East, getting buried under a foot of snow!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
It's a great day for surfing!
Posted by cleome on :
The worst part of being unemployed is being able to sleep in and then fix a real breakfast from scratch.
Posted by cleome on :
Whereas the best part of being unemployed is the daily grovelling to a bunch of jerks who'd never in a million years hire you anyway.
Posted by dedman on :
I'm pretty sure I bombed on the two tests I had today.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Thunder is just the angels bowling.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I believe the forecasts that say Washington, D.C. is going to get 20"-30" of snow overnight.
Posted by Lardi on :
It's gonna snow tonight here in Charleston, just like it does every year.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I once used the intercom at the place my dad works at and said "to the owner of the red convertible, your car is on fire."
Posted by Lardi on :
I've never, ever messed around with the intercom at work. Posted by cleome on :
I used the office intercom to cuss out the entire universe on my last day at my last "permanent" job.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. I love that there is a holiday that categorically marginalizes single people.
Posted by Lardi on :
I love how holidays in general are really just commercialized corporate money grabs.
Posted by cleome on :
Valentines Day is awesome if you're married. Spontaneous gestures of affection are at their best when they're cliched and totally staged.
Also, I'm really a Durlan impersonating my husband's sweetheart. Ssshhh...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Valentine's day was originally celebrated by shooting an arrow into the chest of your beloved. It was also traditionally followed by Grief Day, which was eventually moved to April 15th.
Posted by Lardi on :
I'm drinking a mojito.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I slipped a roofie into Lardi's mojito
Posted by Lardi on :
I always totally get rickshaw1.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
quote:Originally posted by Lardi: I'm drinking a mojito.
This threw me...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Meteorologists are always 100% accurate.
Posted by dedman on :
My profession is enviromentally friendly
Posted by Lardi on :
My music is mentally hip-hop, smoothed out on the R&B tip, with a pop appeal to it.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
There's an elephant in my apple orchard.
Posted by cleome on :
I will not be accepting that extra $25 soupscon of "relief" when it starts appearing on my Unemployment checks in the beginning of March. On principle.
Posted by cleome on :
Furthermore, I have never spent any of my Unemployment on unnecessary items such as beer and/or comic books, and I never will. That's why I'm morally superior to all the other aimless losers out there.
Posted by Lardi on :
If I become unemployed, I'll be fine because my savings would be enough to carry me through for a loooong time!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am a spy for the Houston Public Library.
Posted by dedman on :
I've decided to become vegan
Posted by Lardi on :
I'm pretty in pink.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I am disappointed that Tiger didn't apologize to me personally.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Mr. Tiger Woods has instructed me to pass on the following message to Mr. Eryk Davis Ester. -
"My Dearest Darling,
I'm sorry I was such a manslut. You deserved better.
Your Little Hole-In-One, Tiger
P.S. Rawrrrrrr"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The character Dr. Jack Shepard is based upon me.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
After his death, it was discovered that John Wayne had over 130 pounds of petrified poop inside of him!
Posted by Lardi on :
The petrified poop was planted inside John Wayne by THE FILTHY COMMIES!!!! Posted by dedman on :
THE FILTHY COMMIES are taking over!!
Posted by Lardi on :
Rush Limbaugh and his right-wing conservative brand of political porn have me glued to the set!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The spaghetti trees are in bloom already.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The spaghetti trees are pollinated by marinara flies.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I have no interest in making it to Time Trapper status tonight.
Posted by Lardi on :
I think Rocky is undeserving of Time Trapper status.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I will probably not make it to Time Trapper tonight and do not plan to make my 10000th post in the Rookery thread.
Posted by dedman on :
Bah, I surpassed 10,000 long ago
Posted by cleome on :
I've totally lost interest in reaching the 6,000 post mark.
Posted by Lardi on :
I left the post whore that I was behind a long time ago.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
57% of all Britons are left-handed.
Posted by Dev Em on :
I'm in a good mood right now!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I love the winter with all the snow and cold.
Posted by dedman on :
I also love winter's snow and cold
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Actress Shelley Winters was chosen Miss America 1945 despite the fact that she led the American Communist Party from 1926-1941. Acting was just a hobby she enjoyed in between organizing worker riots.
Also, her last name is where the expressions "cold war" and "cold day in hell" come from.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm never disappointed in elected officials, yet I feel strongly that no one should ever vote.
Posted by cleome on :
The system isn't rigged. Anyone who says so is just making excuses.
Posted by cleome on :
I never read Ram Boy's and Quislet's "excursions" into world history. Okay, I did once. But I didn't laugh because they weren't funny. So there.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
cleome is simply bitter because, unbeknownst to Legion World, there has been a secret power struggle going on for lo these many years. You see, Quiz and I are actually Fritz and Fredrick Funyun, and she's our little sister Bunny. The three of us have been fighting over control of the Funyun family fortune for years.
But don't let that stop you from enjoying a bag of Funyuns today!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I knew all about the Funyun siblings and their peccadilloes, but I didn't tell.
Posted by cleome on :
This thread is never any fun (or Fun, for that matter).
Posted by Dev Em on :
One of the top three poster is my alt id.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm buffed and toned enough now for the Grell Era Shrinking Violet costume that I had sewn for myself ten years ago.
Posted by dedman on :
I am SO disappointed that today was my last day of school
Posted by Lardi on :
I hate that I have a three-day weekend off starting Saturday!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am starting a write-in campaign for Legion World Leader.
Posted by Dev Em on :
I am so looking forward to my a&P test coming up.
Posted by dedman on :
I'm not going to buy any beer today
Posted by cleome on :
I didn't have any weird dreams after last night's RL overindulgences.
Posted by Dev Em on :
I feel good.
Posted by cleome on :
Allergies are the best part of Springtime!
Well, tied with doing one's taxes...
Posted by Stealth on :
Over 20 years later, and I'm not bitter at all that Ecuadorian TV never showed the recently-referenced-in-Kill-This-Thread-IV cartoon "Visionaries."
"Visionaries" scribes Flint Dille, Doug Booth, and Buzz Dixon were three of my least favorite 80s cartoon writers.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rain is the angels crying
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I've missed Zardi.
Posted by cleome on :
Waffles aren't any good.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Played backwards, Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" states clearly "Yes, we have no bananas"
Posted by Lardi on :
I have a really easy choice ahead of me in this LMB Leader Election.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'm voting for the dark horse candidate: Everyday Girl.
Posted by cleome on :
I've already converted several mail-in ballots into drink coasters.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh were caught in their private love nest today. Spokesman for Limbaugh said "It was non-sexual. You all believed former Rep. Massa, right?" Spokesman for Beck just cried.
Posted by Lardi on :
Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are my heroes.
Posted by cleome on :
I pay lots and lots of attention to the antics of my elected officials and their pundit friends. Except on days when I find it even more fun to drive nails into my forehead with an old combat boot.
Posted by Stealth on :
I feel very mellow tonight, and my posts have not been the least bit abrasive. I make no apologies.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I have read this entire thread.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
It's amazing how many people on this board just adore me.
I'm actually surprised that no one has erected a statue in my honor.
Posted by Dev Em on :
Erected a statue of Zardi
Posted by cleome on :
Official fines for using the infinitve "to erect" on LMB (or any variations thereof, as listed in the official charter) :
First offense - $50
Second offense - $500
Third offense - A weeks' paid vacation with Zardi
Fourth offense - Death by suffocation in a vat of nonpareils
Fifth offense - Two weeks' paid vacation with Zardi Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Just think Cleome, how glorious your life will be when you achieve numbers 3 and five on your bucket list...
Posted by Dev Em on :
...I'm not temptemd to incur a fate worse than death and use the word again and again.
Posted by cleome on :
LMB really loves its nonpareils. Posted by cleome on :
Nothing on my body hurts right now.
Posted by dedman on :
I am an Alt-ID of Paul Levitz
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Chocolate cake tastes disgusting.
Posted by cleome on :
Quis is right, by damn! Death to all chocolate desserts, everywhere!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
LOVE that Rucka Question back-up! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm not going to have 1,000 posts by March 31st.
Posted by dedman on :
Chocalate is made from cocoa beans. Beans=vegetable therefore chocolate is a vegetable No need to feel guilty anymore Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Al Franken is divorcing his wife in order to marry Ann Coulter.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The news is so inspiring
Posted by Dev Em on :
I love my life.
Posted by cleome on :
Terrific weather here this weekend. Oh, yeah...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There is not enough celebrity gossip.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
The Tiger Woods saga has my rapt attention.
Posted by Gruertis Nyebif on :
At Zaryan's Palace, there are hundreds of winners everyday!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
My comics habit is very much under control, DAMNIT!!!
Posted by dedman on :
A Nigerian Prince just transfered a fortune to my bank account
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I just happen to be a Nigerian Prince, and I don't need a damn thing from any of you!
(and you better not show up in Nigeria...OR ELSE!)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Teddy Roosevelt was born in Greenland to Finnish parents.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I have used Beverly Cleary's Ramona books as my guide throughout my life.
Posted by Dev Em on :
Pauly Shore is the greatest comedian of all time.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
The Bronte sisters used to entertain dinner guests with their famous "Skirt Shuffle" game. The sisters would hide a beach ball under one of their hoop skirts and then shuffle around. Guests would then have to choose which sister's skirt had the ball under it.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Moo!*
*That was a scandalous lie in cow language, trust me! Posted by cleome on :
Tomorrow I leave for two weeks on the French Riviera. Don't wait up, LMB.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Temping pays very well, don't it, cleome?
Posted by SharkLad on :
I didn't laugh out loud at Ram Boy's "skirt shuffle" post ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Paris Hilton has become a nun.
Posted by Dingleberry Damsel on :
My enthusiasm for the film version of The Losers did not diminish after I saw the trailer and found out it's PG-13 instead of R.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Temping pays very well, don't it, cleome?
Ever since I completed that "online course" in money laundering, yes.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I also launder money. My washer is filled with tens and twenties right now.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Yes, it's true I wanted a boy but in time I learned to accept her.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
I have absolutely NO interests or characteristics that would cause an impartial observer to think I'm on the geeky side.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I've murdered someone and no one knows about it.
Posted by cleome on :
The cat didn't manage to swipe any bacon from the breakfast plates this morning.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I trained cleome's cat to make the attempt.
Posted by cleome on :
Kent and Sid have been tapped to join the Moscow Cat Circus! I couldn't be prouder of my boys!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I used to date a clown from the Moscow Cat Circus.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I feed clownfish to the Moscow Cat Circus.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I've been picked to be on Season 8 of Project Runway, both as a designer and as a model.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
to me, Project Runway validates the very existence of TV.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Project Runway was canceled to make room for a new program about the Moscow Cat Circus.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
That doesn't make sense.
Posted by cleome on :
I invested in satellite TV today just so I could catch this hot new show!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I'm posting this from what you silly earthlings call a "flying saucer" - (lol) - but which we, the incredibly superior Zoltokonistamites of the planet Zo, call a "swirling whirly mobile".
edit to ask: How many earthlings does it take to change a loompus?
Answer: None! You stupid earthlings don't even know what a loompus is!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[ April 18, 2010, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: Ram Boy ]
Posted by cleome on :
Our local free clinic is currently packed with disoriented walk-ins who keep mumbling about "loompuses," whatever they are. Just TRY getting seen in a timely fashion for a simple ankle-sprain. Grrrr...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quislet, Esq. wrote the Wikipedia entry on loompuses.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I love spinach!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I don't think any of the guys on Legion World are cute.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
DC Comics has contracted with Nightcrawler for him to run the DC Message Boards.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Ben Roethlisberger is known for his exceptionally good judgement these days.
Posted by cleome on :
Lifting and moving around tons of crap all day long while walking the equivalent of two city blocks every 7-10 minutes won't make you tired. No, really! I'm full of pep!!11
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Gladys Knight hated her Pips with a passion. Often, just to screw with them, she would put peanut butter in their shoes before a performance. One time, she even tried to run them over with a tour bus. She failed. She was successful, however, at convincing Motown chief Barry Gordy to rename the group Gladys Knight & the Damn Idiot Pips. Unfortunately, Motown dropped them before they could actually put out an album under that name.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Water boils at 45 degrees Farenheit
Posted by Dev Em on :
I'm in a good mood.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I was in a great mood yesterday, and got a lot done.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I scored with the most beautiful girl in the bar.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I was Quis' wingman ...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I was the most beautiful girl in the bar.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I told you it was a lesbian bar Sharky
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I took pictures of said encounter and sold them to the National Enquirer
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I now work for National Enquirer; I'm right this second in the process of Photoshopping The Incredible Frog Boy into the background of said pics.
Posted by dedman on :
I showed Kent everything he knows about photoshop
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I received several colorful brochures from the Afghanistan Tourism bureau.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm going to play a sexy teacher on Glee next season.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Yes, it's true I wanted a boy, but over time I came to accept her.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I look good in pink and green.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Let's Make a Deal" is an intellectually stimulating show.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I love doing laundry
Posted by cleome on :
Life couldn't possibly be any more totally and completely awesome than it is at this exact moment in time.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'm proud of how much I accomplished today.
Posted by Dev Em on :
My life is stress free.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I LOVE living in Kentucky
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Kentucky is named after me.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Happy Town did not confuse me
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
I comprehended Happy Town much better than Matt but won't be watching again next week despite that.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
LOL I wont be watching either...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons have subliminal Nazi propaganda.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
so does Live With Regis and Kelly.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
You know I always wanted a little dog, but mother told me they carry disease. Then she'd cut off all my hair and glue my head to the ground-PEPPERMINT TIME!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I am Holiday.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I am sweet and innocent
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Eseht rea ton eht sdiord er'uoy gnikool rof.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am neither sweet nor innocent.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
I am totally immune to the allure of internet porn.
Posted by Power Boy on :
as am i. easily.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
State Troopers will give you jelly beans if you ask them.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I cannot wait to go to work!
Posted by Power Boy on :
I am studying RIGHT now! and have been all day. I'm so prepared for my impending exam. Posted by cleome on :
I'm making such a killing off my brand new internet porn site that I expect never to have to work again.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm interpreting the above to mean that cleome's new internet porn site really isn't doing that well. Posted by cleome on :
My previous excursions into "adult entertainment" were hugely successful, however. I only lost my kajillions because of poor advice from my ex-broker.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I don't need to start dieting soon
Posted by Dev Em on :
"Life's been good to me so far..."
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I love all this rain...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I continued my rut of not getting much done today.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Mondays are the best days ever!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My apartment is so neat and tidy. It is always like that.
Posted by cleome on :
The oolong tea I spent insane amounts of money on yesterday is terrible. Guess I'll just toss the whole tin out without drinking any more of it.
Posted by Jerry on :
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I deleted Jerry's message.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
This is not a post.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Neither is this...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
This, however, is an incredibly profound and insightful post.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
We expect nothing less from you, EDE.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
I'm not posting here 'just because'.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My Social Security number is 001-69-0001.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I just opened three credit cards using that number.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I just bought a new yacht and billed EDE for it.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Fortunately, this is a stolen identity.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am evil, wicked, mean and nasty and care for no one but myself.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I have a cushy no-show government job.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ive had a good day
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
I've had an ultra-productive day off.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I finally got my comics organized.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I love working late.
Posted by Raging Bull on :
I did not have sexual relations with the temp.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My cat hates the wet food!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I hate pizza
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I've finished everything I needed to get done this week.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
I'm crazy about my new boss!!!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I love everyone!
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I no longer make toilet jokes. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
In I Dream of Jeannie season one episode 23 "Watch the Birdie" you can hear someone say "fuck" in the background.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
That someone was me.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I never use that word
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I have it tattooed on my butt.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I didn't just try to picture that
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I think gardening is such fun! I can't think of any better way to spend my time than digging in the dirt and putting plants in it while I suffer the delusion that I'm not going to kill them.
Posted by cleome on :
My angelic singing voice and perfect pitch makes friends, family, and total strangers alike all weep with joy.
Posted by cleome on :
I was irritated to find a jazz station on iTunes this morning that featured a retrospective on Mary Lou Williams. I never like to hear awesome music and words from my heroes/heroines on the radio. What a drag!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Mose Allison is a talentless hack who couldn't figure out a blue note if you spotted him the "b", "l" and "e" and let him buy a vowel.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Im about to jazzercize
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Mose Allison is a talentless hack who couldn't figure out a blue note if you spotted him the "b", "l" and "e" and let him buy a vowel.
True. I use Gino Vannelli to fulfill all my jazz-related needs. What more could anyone want?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome:
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Mose Allison is a talentless hack who couldn't figure out a blue note if you spotted him the "b", "l" and "e" and let him buy a vowel.
True. I use Gino Vannelli to fulfill all my jazz-related needs. What more could anyone want?
Surely you jest. it is clear to anyone with ear's that Kenny G is this generation's Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, and John Coltrane combined.
Posted by cleome on :
My insane for Kenny G is exceeded only by that which I feel for that guy who sings, "Hey, Soul Sister."
Posted by Ram Boy on :
The G in Kenny G stands for GREAT MUSIC!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ram Boy isn't funny
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I didn't forget for a second what thread I was clicking on, and wasn't at all alarmed at Ram Boy's post.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
I wish Ram Boy would disappear more frequently.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
These pumps are starting to hurt.
Posted by cleome on :
I sold Sarcasm Kid an awesome pair of pumps that used to belong to Kenny G.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I tried to buy those same pumps on EBAY
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Actress Susan Lucci is the daughter of comedienne Phyllis Diller. As per snopes.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Susan Lucci is my grandmother
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
Susan Lucci's "Christmas Carol" Lifetime movie homage, "Ebbie", is not a guilty pleasure of mine.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I hate finding out new fun and quirky secrets about Fanfic Lass.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I never missed this board.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: I hate finding out new fun and quirky secrets about Fanfic Lass.
I'm displeased to read that.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
If I were you, I would be annoyed too.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
I wish all of my fellow Legion Worlders were more boring and predictable.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I was President Obama's first choice to replace Justice Stevens, but I told him I was too busy posting on Legion World.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I would have led a teabag movement to prevent that commie Quislet, Esq. from getting a Supreme Court seat.
Posted by cleome on :
I don't like tea.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Mi nombre es Juan Valdez. En honor de cleome, he decidido nombrar mi burro después de ella. Esto es un honor muy grande.
Yo y el burro encantador "cleome". - HAHAHAHA!
[ May 13, 2010, 02:48 AM: Message edited by: Ram Boy ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Once the Coffee Party gets up and going, Juan Valdez will be elected senator from Utah.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I didn't understand what Rammy was posting.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
I am inconsolable after reading news of the cancellation of NBC's "Heroes" series today. I was definitely going to get around to watching those DVR recordings of it's final season because I knew it would be a return to its former greatness. I'm so heartsick over it, I may need to call out from work tomorrow.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
My next 'zine is done, and is just packed full of insightful writings and intriguing art.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Cheap cigars and better than Cubans...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ashton Kutcher has been signed to play the lead in the Martian Manhunter movie.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I am not happy that the above was posted in the "Lies" thread.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
OM never got over the Bruce Willis/Demi Moore split.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I'm not the least bit relieved or the least bit exhilirated that my latest fanfic was finished and posted in record time.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You do not have my congratulations on this achievement.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
You get no "thank you" from me.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I really know the Transformers universe well.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I shelled out an extra thousand bucks to get the Transformer feature on my car. It's great! I never have to flip off other drivers 'cause Optimus Megamus does it for me!
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: I really know the Transformers universe well.
I'm not qualified to give you a Transformers education.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cheesecake is not fattening.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
When I grow up, I'll be stable.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
When I grow up, I'll be a horse. Is there room for me in your stable? Posted by Mattropolis on :
Clowns don't scare me... Especially not creepy dancing ones...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have $10 million for the next person to post on this thread.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I've already spent the $ Quis owes me.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I have too.
Whoops.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: When I grow up, I'll be a horse. Is there room for me in your stable?
I won't be raising horses, I'll be raising coconuts. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Today in 1792 a huge scandal erupted when George Washington was discovered in bed with Thomas Jefferson. Fortunately the scandal was hushed up, thereby saving the young republic.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
George Washington had really good breath.
Posted by Kent on :
Fanfic Lass kissed him on several occasions.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I didn't just bump a bunch of threads to own the recent posts box.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I love my job!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
The word "hindenburg" is derived from two old Germanic words. The first, "hinden", means "massive" or "very great". While the second word, "burgenspeilenglochen" means "hydrogen explosion".
You can see now why it was an unfortunate choice of names.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am the love child of Marilyn Monroe and Ernest Borgnine.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Quis' first nanny, Louisa Maria Juanita Isabella Maria Maria, was the very first nanny to join the Nanny Protection Program.
Posted by Kent on :
Quis' father's full name is actually Ernest Borgsevenofnine.
The Voyager character was named in tribute of him.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: I love my job!
I'm overjoyed that my work hours are being halved come next week! Also, I totally believe the spiel I heard from Management about how I should blame striking dockworkers in Latin America for this development.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Cheesecake is not fattening.
And comics can never feature enough of it to satisfy me!
Oh, wait. You meant...
nevermind... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Cheesecake is not fattening.
And comics can never feature enough of it to satisfy me!
Oh, wait. You meant...
nevermind...
I agree that there is not enough cheesecake in comics and much too much beefcake. Who can stand looking at all those hunky men?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
This iPad is not fun.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
This iPad is not fun.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
^The above has done nothing to make me want to get one even more.
Posted by Kent on :
I can afford all the trendy new gadgets I want.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Vinyl records are making a comeback.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I'm very happy about the emerging 90s nostalgia.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I've been ecstatic about the attempts to jumpstart '80s nostalgia for years now.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I'm with you on that, OM. Posted by cleome on :
I am extremely fussy about my wardrobe achieving whatever level of nostalgia is currently considered most desirable. I have never used "Hey, it zips up, and there's not much cat hair on it," as criteria when dressing for the day. (Or night.)
Posted by Ram Boy on :
As her fashion consultant, I can attest to the fact that cleome is "extremely fussy" about her wardrobe. At Fashion Consultant Headquarters we refer to her as "Cruella Priestly" and often wish that she'd get trampled by an actual clothes horse.
Posted by Kent on :
cleome and I will be the new fashion police, holding everyone to the highest and trendiest standards.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have become a nudist.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I am going to hire those dudes from Queer Eye and get a complete makeover.
Posted by Kent on :
I've burned Quis' wardrobe, to help him stay committed to his new life.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm holding a bake sale to replace Belinda's scratching post and Quis' briefs, all of which were tragically lost in the fire.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm a model...
Posted by cleome on :
I didn't want to give a chaste hug to Matt's photo in that other thread. Nope.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
I have no doubt that everything posted in this thread is in fact a lie.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I don't appreciate Cleo's sentiment. Nope, not one bit...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It is not 7 pm and I will not be giving Belinda her wet food.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
My vampire lover, Count Vincent Von Vandenvohn, will be rising soon from his casket, and no doubt he'll be hungry and cranky.
I must hasten to find a funny virgin!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I have no doubt that Ram Boy will be able to accomplish his mission here.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Why must I be so irresistible to 18 year old college boys?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I like colds.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A car alarm is so soothing in the morning.
Posted by cleome on :
I can never hear the same twenty-five "classic" rock songs too many times in one workweek.
Also, those ads where the spokesperson seems to have been hit on the head repeatedly with a blunt instrument before being taped? Those totally entice me to run out and buy the products being advertised.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
People are happy to see a census worker at their door.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
My real name is Marcello...
Posted by Kent on :
I have not met up with any LWers in RL recently.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I think humidity is the best thing about weather ever.
Posted by cleome on :
I'd do my job for nothing. It's just that fulfilling.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I love when I go to the gym and they have the temperature on the main floor set to "Equatorial Swamp Pit" but at the main desk area, where the employees are hanging out, it's set to "Life in Heaven" .
(Sometimes, you can actually see the storm front where the two collide)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I love it when I go to the cleaners and Oscar, the cutie who flirts with me behind the counter, isn't there.
Posted by cleome on :
Sleep deprivation builds character!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Evolution is a lie and the religion of atheists.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I am completely sober
Posted by cleome on :
I'm even more sober than Matt.
[hic!]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Im drunk and sober!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I get shit faced every night.
Posted by cleome on :
The pink is Quislet, Esq.'s avatar is in reality just the flank of a huge, winged pink elephant.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm doing a hula right now
Posted by Ram Boy on :
When he says "shit faced", Quislet is referring to the Chinchilla manure facial he applies every night before going to bed.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
14 left me. He ran off with the Letter Q.
Posted by cleome on :
Matt's grass skirt is really a "grass" skirt, if you get my drift.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: When he says "shit faced", Quislet is referring to the Chinchilla manure facial he applies every night before going to bed.
You swore that you would never tell. Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You people disgust me.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: 14 left me. He ran off with the Letter Q.
Some numbers can't be happy with any Scrabble letter worth less than ten points. If you ask me, 14 is just a social-climbing phony and you deserve somebody much better, Rocky.
[offers consolation tea]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Im not looking forward to True Blood
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
George W Bush has started making gay pornographic movies starring himself.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
im rushing out to buy those
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I am not wishing this was true.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
IM going to start needlepoint today
Posted by cleome on :
I don't really think that a "Rule 63! Day" on Legion World would be hilarious. Nope.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I think it would be ENTIRELY inappropriate if "Rule 63 Day" started out with a big, long Penis Envy Parade.
Posted by cleome on :
I never made any snide jokes to that sexist jerk in my martial arts class about how my "detachable penis" was cooler than the one he was born with.
Oh, and our instructor didn't almost swallow his cigarette trying not to laugh out loud at us in the middle of class.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I am so not envisioning "Smokey", the martial arts instructor, as he breaks a block of concrete with a Marlborough dangling out of his lips.
Posted by cleome on :
We did that all the time in class. In fact, I still break random pieces of concrete loose on the sidewalk daily, just to keep in practice.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I'm not tired.
Posted by cleome on :
Well, getting to post was sure boring as... heck. That's it! I quit these boards forever!
[flounce]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I do not congratulate Cleo, nope I do not!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I have PROOF that of those 8400 posts cleome is claiming to have made, approximately were actually made by a team of underpaid and very funny sweatshop kids posting in horrendous working conditions (dial-up), as she ate bonbons and watched reality TV on Hulu.
It's true! cleome is the Veruca Salt of Legion World!
Posted by SharkLad on :
I like celery
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I like vegetables
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Shirley Temple is the anti-christ. This clip proves it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I failed to go out with friends after getting comics tonight.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: I have PROOF that of those 8400 posts cleome is claiming to have made, approximately were actually made by a team of underpaid and very funny sweatshop kids posting in horrendous working conditions (dial-up), as she ate bonbons and watched reality TV on Hulu.
It's true! cleome is the Veruca Salt of Legion World!
Ram Boy, or "Bruno," as we call him down at the sweatshop, is just bitter because he squandered his salary as overseer by not heeding my advice. Bruno, I warned you to never invest with any broker whose establishment has a water slide. I trust you've now learned your lesson.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
My girlfriend and I went to the G20 protests with our pushcart full of Che Guevara-themed balaclavas and bandannas and sold these items to foolish "Communist Revolutionaries" for $50 a piece.
Posted by cleome on :
I didn't break out my old Exxon Valdez t-shirt and start wearing it again, just for the sake of an incredibly time-delayed cheap laugh.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Mount St. Helens never erupted. It was a Government/Hollywood experiment to test newly emerging CGI technology. If you closely at the footage you'll see Charo dancing in the corner of the screen.
Posted by cleome on :
Charo? Never heard of her.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am not addicted to Frontierville.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I am.
Posted by Kent on :
I am sticking faithfully to my diet while visiting the homelands.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm the new artist on Adventure.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I have a cat named Yin, a dog named Yang, a goldfish named Bluefish, and an ostrich named Glorky the King of All Birds.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I was a good boy and did not have any cake today at a co-worker's retirement party.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm a good boy. Period.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm a boy.
Posted by cleome on :
Berlin was my most favorite Eighties act and I still feel like crying every time I remember their break-up.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm not.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I haven't got a new idea for the "Horror" thread.
Posted by cleome on :
The whole trouble with the Eighties was the severe and unprecedented shortage of popular music worthy of ridicule.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I hate 80's music...
Posted by cleome on :
Midnight Oil's Diesel & Dust was the worst album to hit the U.S. charts in the Eighties. XTC's Skylarking sucked almost as bad, though.
Posted by Kent on :
I hate Midnight Oil with a vengeance.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
(haters)
Midnight Oil is the best polka band EVER! Their last album, Polka dat Dot, Sucka is truly a polka masterpiece!
Posted by cleome on :
Accordions are Ram Boy's version of the boob window. His collection of big-name comic book art commissions showing various super-dudes and chicks sexily fondling various and sundry squeezeboxes is legendary with fans the world over.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
My abs are accordion-like.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm too sexy for CT's shirt!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I hate garlic.
Posted by cleome on :
Yep. It's pretty vile stuff.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It does not belong anywhere near Italian food.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Neither do I
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Pizza is a crime against nature.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
especially with extra cheese
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I constantly snub my nose at supreme pizza when it's offered to me.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I was once a member of the Church of the Supreme Pizza, but got kicked out for saying their dogma was cheesy.
Posted by cleome on :
I wish I still had my totally awesome 1988 summer job at Dominoes!
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I'm happy I've kept the same job for so long.
Posted by cleome on :
It's the fact that I went on antidepressants for the first and last time while I was there that proves conclusively how much I loved working for the Government.
[ July 01, 2010, 09:21 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Although I really love traveling, I'm glad I didn't make it to San Diego this year.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm excited that I work 6 days straight starting tomorrow.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Although I really love traveling, I'm glad I didn't make it to San Diego this year.
And we didn't even miss you. But we did discuss ways to make sure you won't be here next year.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm so glad I had to be in Florida to help work out some family business this week instead of going to San Diego. And I'm really upset to be home.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I bet my Memphis trip will be boring...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I wouldn't want to go to Memphis either.
Posted by cleome on :
I hate it when Fanfic Lass shows up here. People like her ruin everything.
Posted by cleome on :
Also, I'm not at all enraged at the temp agency losers for not paying me last week. I love having to grovel to some pea-brained Administrator for money I've already earned and then grovel to creditors for more time to pay my bills on the same day. What could be more fun, right?
Posted by Kent on :
I've gotten most of my 30-page paper done this afternoon!
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I hope I never, ever get to go to San Diego and finally meet all these meanies I've posted with here all these years.
Posted by Kent on :
This has been the happiest day amid a wonderfully joyful week.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I don't want this summer to ever end.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I wish it would get even hotter and muggier down here in SC.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm not aggravated at all about how long it's taking me to update my fic these days.
Posted by Kent on :
I am continuing to be extremely upbeat, happy and productive today, just as I have been all week.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'm wide awake this morning.
Posted by cleome on :
Allergies are FUN! Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I'm so glad I'm in my current occupation!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Toby Maguire is starring in the Quislet, Esq Story. Who should we get to play you?
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
Brad Pitt will star as Lard Lad.
Posted by Kent on :
Pierce Brosnan will play Kent.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Matthew Morrison (from Glee) will play Rockhopper Lad.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Leonardo DiCaprio will win both the Oscar and Golden Globe for his powerful and nuanced portrayal of Outdoor Miner.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm being played by... Katie Holmes?!?!?!?! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Then Jack Black can play me!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Mattropolis will be played by Cyndi Lauper...
Posted by SharkLad on :
I signed Hervé Villechaize to play my part ...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Rockhopper Lad as Young Ram Boy, Prince of Ireland.
Mattropolis as Adult Ram Boy, King of Ireland.
(provided he speaks Irish perfectly and can dance without using his arms for balance...with a big Irish crown on his head)
Posted by Abin Quank on :
The part of Abin Q will be played by Dom DeLouise
Or Jim Garner, whichever one isn't dead.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The part of HWW will be played by CGI (because no actor could capture his awesomeness . . .)
Posted by Abin Quank on :
No swelled heads in the LMBP...
Nope, None!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No one has a swelled head if they are speaking the truth! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The Soundtrack will be perfomed by a reunited Led Zeppelin.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Their legendary deal with the devil contained a provision specifically to allow them to do this movie.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Unfortunately, but perhaps predictably since it's a deal with the devil, the drummer will be the guy from Poison.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
In fact, all the members of the re-united Led Zeppelin are actually from 80s hair metal bands.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Except the pan-flute player. And the accordionist.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Rudy Sarzo is on bass.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have been contacted to be the lead singer.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Quis is secretly Vince Neil.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I have long suspected that!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I am really Nikki Sixx!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
We knew that.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... and nobody asked for my autograph (or my drugs)?!?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
We were just using you to get to Tommy Lee.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
The Outdoor Miner/Tommy Lee sextape is surprisingly captivating.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Are any women involved?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Define "involved".
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
The last two posts, being a question and a command, totally count as lies.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What else is new?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I think it was more of a request than a command, personally.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Britney Spears "Oops I Did It Again" has been made the national anthem of Andorra.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I wrote that song.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Britney Spears is the sage/prophet of our times.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
She has a nice job at the Vatican all lined up.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
It's a good thing she's a virgin.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Britney is a role model for young women everywhere.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: It's a good thing she's a virgin.
The Pope knows a magic spell to fix that sort of thing anyway.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
And an ideal for what all young men should look for in a mate.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I was six centers dilated AND in traction, what more do you want from me?!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
quote:Originally posted by Sarcasm Kid: I was six centers dilated AND in traction, what more do you want from me?!
An admission that Britney Spears is your ideal mate. Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Sarcasm Kid: I was six centers dilated AND in traction, what more do you want from me?!
We need you to steal the Pope's spellbook.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
No.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
The possibility of restoring virginity was definitely not a serious subject of debate in medieval universities.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Sarcasm Kid: No.
Excellent. We'll have the hovercraft stop by in the morning.
Posted by Kent on :
The gas is on Cobie; e doesn't mind us using his credit cards.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Fortunately, hovercraft are among the most fuel-efficient vehicles.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Except for maybe the thought-powered ones in certain cases.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I asked the most beautiful girl in Dorchester for a date and she said "Yes!"
Posted by SharkLad on :
Me and Bristol Palin are doubling with Quis and his date...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm annoyed that Quis is dating my sister.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm the guy that made her break up with Levi.
Posted by cleome on :
I don't ever read the, er, "patent medicine" spam headers in my email box out loud just to amuse myself.
"Make here amazeding with your excetpional girth!" is simply not the kind of thing that's good for a cheap and easy laugh after an incredibly drawn-out and trying day.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: I'm the guy that made her break up with Levi.
I hope you and Levi are happy together.
Posted by Kent on :
I'm up this late solely because I want to see the Northern Lights tonight.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I was so happy the sky was cloudy so I didn't have to stay up to see those Northern Lights.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
While everyone was waiting to see boring old Northern Lights, I looked in a different direction and saw the even rarer Eastern Lights. They danced, sang and did a wickedly funny impersonation of the stupid Northern Lights.
It was all very entertaining and wonderful.
Posted by Kent on :
I don't have the heart to tell Ram Boy that his 'eastern lights' was just the Rotary Club's fireworks display.
Posted by BatBoy on :
I'm not going to a Pampered Chef party tonight ...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm not interested in what a Pampered Chef party is.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm not watching General Hospital
Posted by BatBoy on :
I didn't spend $200 at the Pampered Chef party
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm not at all curious about what one could purchase at a Pampered Chef party, and the image of fluffy comfy aprons did not pop into my head.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Betty White has just announced that she is a lesbian.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Ellen DeGeneres has just announced that she no longer is.
Posted by Kent on :
...but the inside scoop is that they are still a couple.
Posted by cleome on :
OM:
quote:I'm not at all curious about what one could purchase at a Pampered Chef party, and the image of fluffy comfy aprons did not pop into my head.
Nor I. I also did not just a imagine a swanky deck party teeming with handsome young dudes wearing nothing but chef's toques and cute, frilly aprons.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Let's PayPal Tamper Lad $10 for every Retweet of this message just became the Number 1 trending topic on Twitter. I'M RICH
Posted by cleome on :
Tamper Lad and I are doing a lecture tour together this fall. I'll be the one in the Che shirt and the "red star" beret.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'll be the undercover FBI guy tracking your movements. For your own safety, of course.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Tamper Lad, Cleome, Betty White and Ellen DeGeneres were all busted by the FBI for running a phony Pampered Chef party ring.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I ate the Miracle Machine. How was it? Eh.
Posted by Kent on :
hey! I was saving that for Friday's dinner party! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
In 1744 Pope Gregory XXI stepped down as pope in order to marry the man he loved.
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: In 1744 Pope Gregory XXI stepped down as pope in order to marry the man he loved.
...it was Bonnie Prince Charlie, no less.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
They shared Drambuies on the beach before setting sail in the mystical Popemarine to visit the lost continent of Lemuria.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pope Gregory XXI has just filed a defamation of character lawsuit againt me. Kent, Tamper Lad, & Legion World have been named as co-defendants.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Cromwell declared a popish plot and dismissed the case.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Charles II threw the Cromwells out and invited Kent, Tamper, Quis and the rest of Legion World over for tea and scones.
Posted by BatBoy on :
the scones were rotten
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
The scones were not rotten
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I never feel sorry for myself, but if I did, I wouldn't be ashamed.
Posted by Tempest on :
I hate it when people smack my behind. Those flith!!!
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
Thora's given up flogging.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I've been given a $5 million grant to study gay pornography on the internet.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I haven't been doing that for free for years ...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm now really worried that Quislet will discover my stint as a gay porn actor in my college years!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
EDE was gay for pay. Posted by Kent on :
...and he played the Joker in the new 60s-Batman porn parody.
Posted by cleome on :
Kent knows, because he owns the production company in question.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Shhh... If that gets out he'll lose his student loan eligibility!
Posted by cleome on :
As CPA to Kent's production company, I can point to quarterly earnings that should eliminate any necessity of student loans in the future.
Also, all the old ones have now been paid off.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
As Vice-President in Charge of Embezzlement at kent's production comaony, I will verify the above is true.
Plus, we've now got the Transformers license.
Posted by Kent on :
Good work! now we can bring on FFL full-time.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
If you're gonna do Retro Gay Transformers Porn, I suggest bringing K.P. into the discussion.
Posted by Kent on :
I'll let Kippers and FFL arm-wrestle for creative control of the project.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
And I will film it and put it on the DVD as an extra.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I love the Transformers
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The recent movies are cinematic gems that prove once and for all that nostalgia equals creativity.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm America's biggest WWF fan.
Posted by Kent on :
really? I can't stand the World Wildlife Fund, myself. Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Seeing The Undertaker wrestle a bear wouldn't be funny at all.
Posted by cleome on :
Everyone on that November Adventure cover looks way too fat.
Posted by Kent on :
there are just too many overweight people starring in comics, TV and movies. it gives us skinny people a complex.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
Re: Transformers -- I think the brilliant live-action movies brutally expose the original cartoon as a glorified toy commercial that never transcended its crass origins and was not written, voiced, designed, or animated with any integrity, creativity, or passion. Michael Bay is a cinematic genius.
Posted by cleome on :
I pay constant attention to all things Transformers.
Posted by Kent on :
Nothing else in my life matters other than Transformers. I only slum here in Legion fandom because I've been kicked off of all Transformers forums, for being too energetic, too knowledgeable and too intimidating to all other fans.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I agree with Kent about everything!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The GoBots were cooler.
Posted by Kent on :
We've been gypped out of the GoBots nostalgia craze we so sorely deserve.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm working on the new Go-Bots movie script right now.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I have all of the original Go-Bot Toys in my attic.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am a Go-bot.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: I have all of the original Go-Bot Toys in my attic.
I have an attic.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I have a basement, where I've kept all the original Go-Bot voice actors since 1998.
Posted by cleome on :
The 57° F temps this evening, coupled with the cool breezes, are a major bummer.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I'm not jealous of the weather in Oregon.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm not worried anymore that I'm not returning to work until Tuesday, as I've totally figured out how to make screwing around in iTunes and writing fic pay all my bills. Go, me!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am staying on my diet this weekend! Birthday be hanged!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am looking forward to the coming winter months. Summer can't end soon enough for me.
Posted by cleome on :
I know all of Legion World concurs with me that we should just treat Rocky's birthday like we would any other normal, boring day. Yup.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
At the start of August 1896, the tempeature around the country was a pleasant 76 degrees with low humidity. It stayed that way for 10 days. 1300 people in New York didn't die because of the heat (which there wasn't any).
Don't read "Hot Time in the Old Town: The Great Heat Wave of 1896 and the Making of Theodore Roosevelt" by Edward P. Kohn
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I love driving around Baltimore.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I drove around Baltimore today, as I do most days as I stalk OM.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
While Chief Taylor was busy stalking Outdoor Miner, I was entertaining his wife in their bedroom. And by entertaining, I mean I showed her how to make cute little animals out of folded towels and faceclothes.
Posted by cleome on :
'Twas I who sold both OM and CT their automobile fuel in Baltimore today, thanks to my new gig pumping gas. They both told me that I looked really cute in my hot pink satin coveralls.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I pocketed some candy while clee wasn't looking.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I bought a winning lottery ticket at Cleome's gas station, then took everyone to supper and blew it all.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who knew that all that lasagna I ate would be so expensive.
Posted by cleome on :
dedman ordered the sole en papillote. Rocky had the prime rib.
Posted by Kent on :
I had the steak tartare, well done. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who knew that cleome was a cannibal. But that waiter did look yummy.
Posted by cleome on :
Quis and I have both joined the British Navy.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I didn't just think of a famous Churchill quote in regards to the British Navy.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Her Majesty will be most pleased when I report that you Yanks refer to Her Royal Navy as the British Navy.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Winston Churchill once flipped me off. I was 11 months old at the time and had just thrown up all over his suit. Back then I couldn't hold my liquor.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Winston Churchill challenged me to a Johnnie Walker drinking contest.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I was rooting for Johnnie Walker the entire time.
Posted by Kent on :
Johnnie Walker won, but Winnie gave it his best shot.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'm dating Johnnie Walker, and he's a fun guy.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Howling out your window is something all the neighbors can enjoy.
Posted by Kent on :
I've personally seen Quis delight his entire neighborhood in such a manner, at a time when they would have only wasted such time by sleeping.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
As a city-dweller, I really enjoy the overnight mewlings of alley cats in heat. The most enjoyable moments are when several male cats attend the scene and there is a fight.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Cat fights really are a lot of fun, because I enjoy paying big vet bills. That's why I don't neuter any of my cats.
Posted by Kent on :
I used to run a gambling op in which I'd have trained cats on steroids fight rabid raccoons.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I've made a fortune betting on cat/raccoon combats.
Posted by cleome on :
OM just described the story arc of the next Rocket Raccon mini-series.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I can't help but wonder how things would have been different if Bruce Willis had married Ashton Kutcher.
Posted by Kent on :
sadly... probably not much.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I star in straight porno movies.
Posted by cleome on :
My new job is serving as Quis' fluffer.
Posted by Jerry on :
I don't know what a fluffer is.
Posted by cleome on :
There didn't used to be a local rock band called Fluffer.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I hated Fluffernutter sandwiches when I was a kid.
Posted by cleome on :
Fluffernutters were, in retrospect, an obvious Commie plot to turn the flower of our American manhood gay, thus causing America to depopulate and perish.
That whole fluoridated water thing was just a distraction from the true peril.
Posted by Kent on :
We don't have enough zany conspiracy theories these days.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I started the rumors that there was a second gunman on the grassy knoll, that controlled explosions brought down the World Trade Center towers, that President Obama was born in Kenya, that the moon landing was faked, that President Roosevelt knew about Pearl Harbor before it happened and let it happen anyway, and that Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a lookalike.
Posted by cleome on :
Blockade Boy and AFOB take turns pretending to be Paul McCartney, thanks to very convincing makeup. It's the real reason that we see them both so infrequently these days.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I take the questionable politics of old TV shows from my childhood and adolescence very seriously.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The city of Boston gives all residents a solid gold toilet.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Because English is my second language (Cantonese being my first), occasionally I'll misuse a word or mishandle an expression. I take joyful comfort knowing that whenever I do, you happy, stupid idiots will always understand and cut me some cheese!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
George W Bush is actually adopted. His real parents were two teenaged kids from Albania. And he was actually born on the Canary Islands. He was ineligible to be President. A vast conspiracy headed by James Carville and Michael Moore have worked to keep this information from the American public.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Donald Trump's father was Larry Tate from Bewitched.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I've been spending way too much time here. I need to cut back on my Legion World Visits.
Posted by Kent on :
This statement is a lie.
Posted by cleome on :
Nothing's bothering me.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Marvel Comics has just announced that they will no longer be producing superhero comic books. Instead all their comic books would be about opera. DC followed suit announcing the cancellation of all their superhero comic books. DC will now publish comic books about government bureaucracy. I can't wait to read Thrilling Tales from the Department of the Interior - Forestry Service starring Assistant Sub-deputy Edgar Fitzsimmons.
Posted by cleome on :
I've already got my hands on LSH #5. Spoil away!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
cleome is actually a French-Canadian spy, and she knows how to kill a man using only a stiletto, a lit cigarette, piano wire and a Canadian GOOSE EGG.
Posted by Kent on :
I was overcome with joy in that of my two favorite Ottawa restaurants, one seems to have gone under while the other had just closed for the afternoon as I arrived.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Remember all the great restaurants in Ottawa.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Little Red-Haired Girl, with whom Charlie Brown was infatuated, entered the Witness Protection Program and moved to Smallville, changing her name to Lana Lang.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I poison pigeons in the park.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I sell the resulting pigeon meat to Kent's two favorite Ottawa restaurants.
Posted by cleome on :
I've been to Ottawa, but I've never been to me.
Posted by Kent on :
am not surprised by Tampy's post. I've never had any good meals in Ottawa.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Bought my own clothing store, so I will never have to do laundry again.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have seen Outdoor Miner naked several times. He dances at the Golden Banana every Thursday night.
Posted by cleome on :
My current job is running numbers for the guys over at The Golden Banana.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Golden Banana is a totally made up club.
Posted by cleome on :
But my job security is totally, totally real.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Outdoor Miner's stripper name at the Golden Banana is Tony Tassels.
Posted by Kent on :
...only because Ram Boy beat him to his first choice name, Mike Rotch.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I have made so much tip money from dancing at the Golden Banana that I now secretly own the club.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
The Golden Banana is a money-laundering front for Goldman Sachs.
Posted by Kent on :
Cramer knows this because she read it on an Internet chat site.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I control the Internet, and also the weather.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I control Rockhopper Lad.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
It doesn't bug me at all that my previous post makes no sense without Rocky's post above it.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I wouldn't like being controlled by Ram Boy! Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, Like I can't even post in this thread cuz I'm not like supposed to lie.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I dabbled in witchcraft as an adult...
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
My crotch has been bewitched.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Beirut is the trendy new vacation spot for 2011.
Posted by Kent on :
ah, it was much nicer in the mid-80s.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I totally got Dev's Airplane! references immediately in that other thread. Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I am Damo Suzuki.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Condoms were invented by Dorthea Trojan-Magnum in 1892. She was actually trying to invent all weather socks for Gloucestershire's world-famous cricket team, the Gloucestershire Bangers, but the team took it in another direction.
Posted by cleome on :
This fresh-brewed Italian Roast coffee is disgusting. I'm gonna' pour the whole pot down the drain as soon as I log off Legion World. Bleah!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I love it when people who only have a vague idea of what my job entails tell me how to do it.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am a direct descendant of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: I am Damo Suzuki.
I am David Suzuki.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I've decided to retire early and spend the rest of my life running characters in Star Trek RPGs.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Joe Isuzu is my lover.
Posted by Kent on :
Joe Sixpack is my hero.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Joe Hardy is my son.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Joe Camel is my father.
Posted by Kent on :
I believe Neal Adams' grown-earth theory wholeheartedly:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Joe Isuzu is my lover.
I would like to join you and Joe for an evening of cow tipping
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I belong to a secret organization that really runs the world. I will now wipe your memory of this knowledge. Let me know if the mind wipe doesn't work.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Tonight, if you look out your window and gaze towards the Northwest, you'll see the planet Venus shining brightly as it hurtles towards earth.
It's being attracted by this planet's over production of refrigerator magnets.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I prefer the original "Venus" to the Bananarama remake.
Posted by cleome on :
I don't. Which is odd, given that I'm North America's biggest ever Bananarama fan.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I'm not proud that I share a birthday with Keren Woodward of Bananarama.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I am equally distressed by the celebs I share birthdays with, so much so that I shall not reveal their names.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Penguin evolution is a fib. And the world is burrito shaped.
Posted by cleome on :
I hate evolution. AND burritos.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
As President of the Local Chapter of the Burrito Earth Society, I state unequivocally that if you sail too far over the ocean you will sail over the edge of the earth into the refried beans and guacamole.
Posted by Kent on :
we wouldn't want to do that.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That wouldn't be fun to watch at all.
Posted by cleome on :
Folk rock bites. Kill it. Kill it WITHFIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am joining the cast of Jersey Shore. My name will be The Esq.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I can't wait for the episode of Jersey Shore where Snooki and The Esq. get busy in a hot tub.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I will definitely be watching, as I never miss an episode of Jersey Shore.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Jersey Shore is proof of the superiority of American culture.
Posted by Kent on :
I've seen every episode.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I was the Limburg Baby.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I was with Charles Lindbergh when he flew "solo" across the Atlantic.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I ran off with Amelia Earhart.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
I ran DOWN Amelia Earhart.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Charles Lindbergh and Amelia Earheart will be joining the cast of Jersey Shore along with The Esq.
Posted by cleome on :
Let's hear it for getting up at 6 AM on Monday!! Wheeeeee!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Amelia Earhart is a skank! There, I said it and I am not ashamed I said it.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
In his last post, Rockhopper Lad incorrectly sidesquooshed the name of a television show. Show titles should always be displayed thusly -
[FONT=Comic Sans MS] Jersey Shore
Additionally, if there are any Rs in the title, the author of the post(in this instance, our very own Rocky) is responsible for making sure the reader rolls them.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I have often heard people refer to the use of italics as "sidesquooshing".
Posted by Kent on :
It's taught that way in schools nowadays.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If you get a wine stain on a silk shirt, rub a little lemon juice mixed with Alka-Seltzer on it.
For more helpful hints, tune into my new show on the Martha Stewart channel.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Posted by Kent on :
I'll even go out and buy a TV so I can see it.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'll watch it with my best buds, Bennett, Dorothy and Arlene.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'll watch it with my new girlfriend, Rachael Ray. I'm sure she won't mind.
Posted by Kent on :
This is not a post.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I was fired from my own Food Network cooking show the day after I introduced my new catchphrase, "MMM-MMM, It's Like A Flavorful Orgasm In Your Mouth!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Uruguay is the only country in the world where people are required by law to watch Gilmore Girls while riding a donkey.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
This is one of the many things that makes me proud to be a native of Uruguay.
Posted by Kent on :
Uruguay was named for Bob Uruguay, the famous 1950s-60s game show host.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Bob Uruguay was eventually fired from his game show job once his gimmick of administering electric shocks to contestants who didn't guess the secret word became unpopular.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
A shame, really, that the all too brief seventeen year run of The GE Current Events Quiz Show was cut short just because of sissy safety concerns.
Posted by Kent on :
I always thought that Jeopardy and all he other quiz shows were just amateurish rip-offs of GECEQS.
I still think NBC back in the day should've just paid the kickbacks and continued biz as usual.
Posted by cleome on :
I lost on Jeopardy, Baby.
Ooooh-ooh-ooh-oooohh...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Jeopardy was originally hosted by Peggy Cass. The contestants were originally a panel composed of Kitty Carlisle, Dorothy Kilgallen and Arlene Frances. They were all blindfolded and had to guess whether people were telling the truth, but had to phrase all the questions in the form of an answer.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Kitty Carlisle's original claim to fame was her traveling cat circus. It's where she got the nickname "Catty" from.
Posted by Kent on :
The Kitty Carlisle Theater in Albany is not named after the actress; it is actually one of those bizarre coincidences. The theater is named after a cat from the northern England city of Carlisle. The cat, under extraordinary circumstances, prevented the city from being burned down by the French in 1758.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Kitty Carlisle and Arlene Frances were the same person. Her real name was Hortense Lipschitz. She would wear a blonde wig for What's My Line and a brunette wig for To Tell the Truth.
Posted by Kent on :
Similarly, most celebrities doubled or even tripled up and acted under other identities, right up until the 1980s. There just weren't enough talented people to fill all the roles, and the studios wanted to make it look like they had more stars than they did.
Only with Ed McMahon's Star Search was Hollywood ever able to develop a surplus of talented people.
Posted by cleome on :
The search for my birth parents has revealed that my biological father was none other than --yup!-- Ed McMahon.
Which is a real bummer, because I was kind of hoping that it would be David Crosby.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My poop smells like magnola blossoms.
(Yeah, I went there!)
Posted by Kent on :
there is no longer any doubt that Quis = Lardy/Chief.
Posted by cleome on :
And you don't even wanna' KNOW what the Magnolia blossoms smell like since his overlords at Monsanto took over.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lardy and Quis are really Hortense Lipschitz's son, Farquhar Lipschitz. He uses the same wigs his mother used to change identities.
Posted by Kent on :
The letters of "Hortense Lipschitz" rearranged spell "Cher has not the Zen lips."
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It does. I double-checked the spelling.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am going to stay up all night posting here on Legion World.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
In her later career, Hortense Lipschitz donned a long, dark-haired wig and called herself "Cher".
Posted by SharkLad on :
Bill O'Reilly is my hero!
Posted by Kent on :
Bill O'Reilly is the Edward R. Murrow of our times.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Bill O'Reilly won the Mr Gay Republican contest back in 1975.
Posted by cleome on :
I stood up MLLASH so I could go out for nachos and margaritas with Bill O'Reilly instead.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
This thread will be locked for lack of participation.
Posted by Kent on :
This thread will self-destruct when we reach page 115.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
This thread will take Bill O'Reilly with it when it detonates.
Posted by cleome on :
I'm dressing up as Bill O'Reilly this Halloween. I'll be handing out loofahs instead of candy.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent: This thread will self-destruct when we reach page 115.
Oh great, now I'm afraid to post something!
*gasp*
Posted by Kent on :
You should be, FK.
Nura predicts it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I intend to be right up front when this thread explodes.
Posted by Kent on :
I'm charging good money for the decent seats.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm charging better money for access to the exits.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
There are no exits. This is an elaborate government experiment into the social order in a panicked stampeding mob.
Posted by Kent on :
Good. I can now charge premium rates for my teleportation services.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The best part of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is when Huck and Jim have to fight off the killer robot from planet Dippy-Dippy Kawing.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Then there's the part where Huck morphs into a blue dog who sings "My Darling Clementine" off-key.
Posted by cleome on :
It was definitely James Joyce's best late work.
Posted by Kent on :
I dunno, I always preferred his, "Sod Off Ye Tory Bastards."
Posted by cleome on :
Yeah, but all the translations for that one totally suck. It's much better in the original Slovak.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
The current king of Slovakia, Uri the Really Mean Slav, has proclaimed October 26 National James Joyce Day. All citizens must dress as characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn or face execution.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I burn The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn daily.
Posted by cleome on :
King Uri hasn't been the same since a time-lost Chief Taylor broke off their engagement and ran away with Sylvia Beach.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Winona Ryder is due for a major comeback
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
King Uri asked me to hook him up with Winona Ryder.
Posted by Kent on :
She's so desperate for work, she's mulling it over.
Posted by cleome on :
I didn't exaggerate my post-cold symptoms earlier to get out of talking to a telephone pollster.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
In an attempt to live incognito, Henry Kissinger bought the house next door to me (then came over and asked to borrow the garden hose).
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Ironically, given the upcoming holiday, the Rolling Stones have let payments to their in-house voodoo priestess lapse, so that's it for Keith Richards.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wealthy international corporations have only the consumers' best interest at heart. Plus they care about the environment more than a 2 cent profit.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I'm working out as I type this
Posted by cleome on :
Steel-cut oats make a lousy breakfast.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I don't miss Pop-Tarts.
Posted by future king on :
Justin Beiber is really a woman.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
In a taste test sponsored by Kellogg's Pop-Tarts, test subjects found Pop-Tarts very useful for shoving into their ears whenever Justin Bieber started whining about his "love life".
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I wish I was Justin Bieber. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am Justin Bieber. You all envy me.
Posted by Kent on :
Every time you mention Justin Bieber, a reject gets his flight belt.
Posted by cleome on :
I had a double shot of bourbon every time I read the words "Justin Bieber" today.
Click Here For A SpoilerI wonder why there are two forklifts in the corner when there's only supposed to be one. Also, why are they levitating?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Justin Bieber is Cub, sent back to this time for superhero training.
Posted by Kent on :
I ran three marathons today.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I ran four, the last carrying Justin "Cub" Bieber piggy-back.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If you play One Time backwards, you can summon Beelzebub.
And old Beelz is really a great guy, if you can ignore all the flies.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Been There, Done That!
Posted by Kent on :
Abin looks nothing like his avatar.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Kent looks exactly like his. All of his.
Posted by Kent on :
Miner was elected mayor of Toronto tonight.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I ran on the "Elect me and I'll shoot Buckwheat some more" platform.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
As Outdoor Miner's life coach, I take all the credit for his election as mayor of Toronto. Our next step in his life journey will be to encourage the growth of his inner nurturer (his "Indoor Miner", in other words).
Posted by Kent on :
Miner's new theme song is Neil Young's "Heart of Gold".
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
My first move as mayor of Toronto is to ban Christian Dior.
Posted by future king on :
Neil Young's "Heart Of Gold" was just declared Canada's new national anthem, replacing the beloved long-standing anthem "attention all Wal-Mart shoppers".
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Rush, bitter that "Free Will" lost out to "Heart of Gold" for new national anthem, secede from Canada and form their own nation.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent: Miner was elected mayor of Toronto tonight.
I prefer the guy we elected to Miner as Mayor.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Santiago, Chile is the gay capital of the world.
Posted by Kent on :
Santiago, Chile is also home to the world's largest collection of villainous giant robots.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Our shapeshifting overlords lost heavily in their pomegranate farm investments.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I lost 150 pounds eating chocolate cake, doughnuts, potato chips, and ice cream.
Posted by cleome on :
Working in the warehouse is reward enough in itself. Starting next payday, all my wages will go into a weekly lottery for a lucky LMB recipient. OM and EDE are exempted from the sweepstakes, though. Since once a week, the former will be drawing the name of the lucky winner out of the latter's nelly cap.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
You can often find me atop the Matterhorn, mournfully yodeling about my past loves.
Posted by future king on :
I was once asked to join Ellen Degeneres for a dance on-stage at her show, which caused her to fall madly in love with me. She still stalks me to this day.
Posted by rouge on :
I ate a live monkey once. He was delicious.
Posted by Kent on :
laundry detergent mixed with gin and whisky tastes pretty good.
Posted by future king on :
Fried, instead of roasted chestnuts never roll backwards on medium grade sandpaper.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Absolutely True Facts About Sandpaper:
Sandpaper is made from the wood of the sandpaper tree.
Every year, on the eve of the Sandpaper Tree Celebration, the ancient Polynesians would sacrifice a virgin and a pig. It wasn't because they thought it would bring them luck. They just didn't care for virgins all that much, and they really liked bacon.
The D in sandpaper is silent.
Posted by cleome on :
I didn't entertain the idea of breaking into the Halloween candy just now.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It was a bad idea to have free signs for people in my building to hang on their doors if they wanted to hand out candy.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wish I hadn't attended the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear with Outdoor Miner. He ruined the whole experience for me. On the plus side though, he did show me where to find the gay hookers.
Posted by future king on :
Yak's milk when dryed on parchment paper can be burned as an alternative fuel source.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Quis was a dead weight for the entire rally. I wish he hadn't come down for the event. I would have gone anyway.
Posted by SharkLad on :
A gay hooker is appearing on Larry King tomorrow night to reveal how he got screwed over by a lawyer and an ambassador this weekend...
Posted by Kent on :
The gay hooker's real name is Exnihil.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
This Saturday we are holding a rally to levitate the National Mall.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have no more lies to tell.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I have never lied on this thread.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I chopped down the cherry tree.
Posted by Kent on :
I burned down the cherry tree.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I defoliated the forest.
Posted by Kent on :
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That's why I have your neighborhood strafed every week.
Posted by Kent on :
And here I thought that was my arch-nemesis, Lou Dobbs.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Abe Vigoda won the oscar for playing Tony in West Side Story. He beat out Gilbert Godfried who played Maria in The Sound of Music.
Posted by Kent on :
I preferred Abe as Curly in Oklahoma, actually.
Posted by future king on :
Daylight savings has been pushed forward by a week and will now be on November 14th instead of 7th.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am never going to bed again.
Posted by cleome on :
I invented Dutch Elm disease.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I invented the Dutch.
Posted by Kent on :
And OM's in Dutch with the mob because of it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's not really a problem, because I invented the Mob too.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I always suspected you were J. Edgar Hoover.
Posted by future king on :
Justin Bieber is actually the reincarnation of Elvis Presley.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Welsh separatists have voted to withdraw from the UK. They have asked me to be their new king.
Posted by Kent on :
The Welsh king traditionally has to burn all English-language books, just so you know.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Because of the secession of Wales, the Prince of Wales can no longer now be called "the Prince of Wales".
He is now "The Prince of New Jersey".
Posted by Kent on :
"The Prince of New Jersey" must, of course, be coronated by Donald Trump.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Now that New Jersey has taken Wales's place in the United Kingdom, ratings for Jersey Shore are expected to plummet considerably, because Americans don't want to watch a show about "a bunch of foreigners".
Posted by cleome on :
Henceforth, football jerseys will be known as "football waleses."
Posted by Kent on :
A commission has been formed to consider adding extra Us (as in "colour") to New Jersey-specific words:
"Neuw Jeursey" was nixed, because it looked too Dutch/French, but "Houbouken" and "Unioun City" are a go.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
My tour group and I just enjoyed a delightful high tea in Houbouken, New Jersey. We were served scones, jam, pizza and a keg of tea.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
My first act as King of Wales was to declare war on the Isle of Man. The Isle of Man is now part of Wales and is now a gay resort. Hereafter it will be known as the Isle of Men.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's only 2 days into November and I have filled my gay recruitment quota.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
For meeting his Gay Recruitment Quota, Quis has won an all-expense-paid trip to the Isle of Men.
Posted by future king on :
Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber have recently started up their own talk show entitled "This Just In ..." .
Posted by Kent on :
"This Just In ..." has already replaced "Glee" as the top-rated show in the Isle of Men.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I have tons of entertaining stuff planned for my day off.
Posted by Kent on :
Future is back on LW only to distract Chief from noticing the strip-gram girls all dressed like Legionnaires, who will be showing up at Chief's door in 5 minutes.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
The strip-gram girls have arrived! Impromptu party at Lardy's! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Chief, I filed that restraining order against Erin Gray like you asked me to.
Posted by cleome on :
I was all set to go to the party but then I couldn't find the appropriate-colored gem to wear in my belly button.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
My belly button is so petite I could never, ever lose a precious gem in it. Posted by future king on :
My principle vocation is installer of custom made gem stones for different varieties of belly buttons.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lindsay Lohan won the Academy Award for Best Actress for her portrayal of Mary Lincoln in Harry Potter and the Manic-Depressive Knight.
Posted by Kent Hell Pmyes Elf on :
Quis is a dyslexic Naltorian; he's giving us the results from 2012.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I don't wanna be a guest zombie on the Walking Dead TV show!
Posted by future king on :
A new remake of "Eletra Woman and Dyna Girl" has been given the green light as a mid-season replacement for the cancelled Caprica series.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
Caprica will return...as a zombie show!
Posted by cleoMeLASH on :
Everything's coming up roses!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Except roses, which are coming up violets!
Posted by future klash on :
The square root of every number is 1.1
Posted by Kent LASH on :
I carry the center of the universe around in my shirt pocket. Sometimes I let it rest in my hand, so it can get some fresh air.
Posted by cleoMeLASH on :
Set up the house, Bartender. It's on me.
Posted by IMALASHFAN2 on :
As long as we're talking about petits fours, then you should know that my petits fours are always the FIRST petits fours eaten at any social gathering where petits fours are served.
Posted by Rockhopper Lash on :
I can attest to the yumminess of Rammy's petits fours. They are the best I've tasted.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
petits fours aren't real; they're just a myth perpetuated by the baking-industrial complex, and its minions.
Posted by cleoMeLASH on :
[from a t-shirt now available for purchase at the DC website:]
"Don't Blame Me. I Voted For Petis Four Pete."
Posted by QuisLASH, Esq. on :
Cats are at their most patient when it is almost supper time.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
There will be no winter solstice this year. It will just keep getting darker and darker, earlier and earlier. By May, daylight in the northern hemisphere will be a thing of the past.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
The US government has done the honorable thing and recognized that their additional funds to the GSEs and AIG constitutes additional equity. They will adopt GAAP principles and consolidate said entities onto the National Accounts Balance Sheet and mark all the real estate in the country to market thus calculating the cost of the bailout as a show of transparency to both taxpayers and the world community.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Repeating tonights Top U.P. business story. Devils Mountain Wyoming is set to open the One thousandth Nine Planets Ice Cream Parlor in the Solar System.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
Lucifer07 stopped over for drinks this fine eve.
We started out with rum, then moved on to single malt scotch, and are now getting into the tequila.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
I know exactly what petits fours are.
Posted by future king on :
All Legion Worlders everywhere suddenly are able to read each other's minds! Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
I read future king's mind, and he wants to buy everyone here a round.
Posted by future king on :
Not being able to buy everyone a round due to geographic constraints, I instead wire money to everyone's bank accounts to pay for a drink from me.
Posted by QuisLASH, Esq. on :
"C'est la vie" is Egyptian for "You're camel is eating my hat."
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Letting the Wookies win never solves anything.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The Anakin/Padme love story is a fable for the ages.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
After all these years, Lucas still has it.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
Han didn't shoot first.
Posted by future king on :
Chewbacca is the ancestor of all present-day Bigfoot, Sasquatch and Yetis.
Posted by Rockhopper Lash on :
I am a big Star Wars fan.
Posted by future king on :
Regis Philbin has all his own teeth.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Regis Philbin has all of future king's teeth too.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Regis Philbin has all of future king's teeth too.
OMG! Outdoor Miner has the ability to observe someone's actions over great distances!
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Just saw the Midnight screening of SKYLINE!!!! Greatest movie EVER!!! Those of you who claimed it was a cheap mash-up of Transformers and The Matrix, Shame on you. Go see this movie NOW!!!!
Posted by QuisLASH, Esq. on :
The Flintstones is a documentary.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Having written a graduate thesis on the symbiotic relationship between antediluvian human beings and the dinosaurs, I can confirm the fact that the Flintstones was a remarkably accurate depiction of Stone Age family life.
Posted by Rockhopper Lash on :
The Christmas episode of The Flintstones has never made me wonder how the Flintstones, living thousands of years BC, could celebrate Christmas.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
I never thought teenaged Pebbles was kinda hot. Posted by future king on :
That future Flinstones "Pebbles and Bam Bam" cartoon was awesome.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
I never thought Melody from Josie and the Pussycats was very hot.
Posted by Rockhopper Lash on :
I, on the other hand, had a major crush on Melody.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
I never had any prepubescent attraction to Linda Carter, even during the WW TV show.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
Kent totally spelled the esteemed Ms. Carter's first name correctly! Posted by cleoMeLASH on :
I bought myself an entire leopard-print wardrobe today, in order to look more like a Pussycat.
Posted by QuisLASH, Esq. on :
George Washington won the Battle of the Netwok Stars with the use of 20 war elephants.
Posted by future king on :
"Battle Of The Network Stars" was a great and realistic example of true sports being played.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
I believe the cartoon version of "Battle Of The Network Stars", The Laff-O-lympics was the superior show. "Battle" had little to no social impact.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
I was one of the stars participating on "Battle Of The Network Stars". I walked the tightrope and fell on my balls. Posted by QuisLASH, Esq. on :
The Purple-throated Jasper of Togo has a call that is so high pitched humans can't hear it.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
In a move to regain their public image Microsoft has decided to change their name to Weyland-Yutani-Skynet Corporation. The implications are lost on Bill Gates
Posted by Kent LASH on :
"Skynet" rearranged is James Cameron's Twitter password.
Posted by QuisLASH, Esq. on :
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems is not a front for an alien invasion.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
Clemson beat Florida State in overtime after FSU's downtrodden kicker missed an improbable 55-yard field goal that would've won it for them in regulation.
Posted by Rockhopper Lash on :
I am never a wallflower at parties.
Posted by future king on :
I am a very conservative type.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
I don't care that I'm too broke to go see the new Harry Potter.
Posted by cleoMeLASH on :
I can buy anything I want right now.
Posted by future king on :
I currently don't have enough credit cards!
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
you can never have too many credit cards.
Posted by future king on :
David Hasslehoff is an excellent and talented dancer.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
Germans don't love David Hasselhoff.
Posted by Le Masque on :
Hasselhoff is an old Teutonic word meaning "galumphing ox".
Posted by future king on :
Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert are not recording a new song together.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
Adam Lambert is very talented, and deserves his fame.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
I care deeply about learning who Adam Lambert is.
Posted by future king on :
Lady Gaga isn't an attention/fame/fortune seeker.
Posted by Le Masque on :
Lady Gaga's husband, Richard, the 5th Earl of Gaga, received his title in 1998 upon the passing of his beloved uncle, Henry Pinkerston Wolfwoof, the 4th Earl of Gaga, who died childless after a flock of skeets he had been shooting at turned and attacked him.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
We're coolin' at the playground, ya know?
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Le Masque: Lady Gaga's husband, Richard, the 5th Earl of Gaga, received his title in 1998 upon the passing of his beloved uncle, Henry Pinkerston Wolfwoof, the 4th Earl of Gaga, who died childless after a flock of skeets he had been shooting at turned and attacked him.
OMG ... And I thought I was crazy!
...another lie.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am a devoted Gaga fan. I follow her every move.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
Me, too!
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
it's too bad she hasn't really caught on with the masses, though.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
All we hear is Lady Gaga Lady Googoo Lady Gaga
Queen were remarkably prescient.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
A bowl of Lucky Charms cereal with vodka is a surprizingly nutritious meal. Mother Theresa had it for breakfast every day.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am fluent in Icelandic, so I know exactly what Kent's new name, sig and status line mean.
Posted by Le Masque on :
Rockhopper Lad is fluent in Icelandic because he was dating a former Miss Iceland, Dag Flurgenhuffen, for several years before leaving her for Mr Tahiti 2005, Wonky Mohojo.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Wonky ran off with the Russian letter "ж" and broke my heart.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
I don't secretly treasure certain deservedly obscure wheels of pop cheese, such as Art Garfunkel's Scissors Cut LP.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
cleome pert much heisted the term "obscure wheels of pop cheese" from the name of my new band Jack Cheddar & The Obscure Wheels of Pop Cheese.
As a result, she'll no longer be receiving any free JC&OWoPC t-shirts.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
Jack and his Cheddars have all had their hair done over to look just like Art Garfunkel's hair!
[ November 17, 2010, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: cLSHeome ]
Posted by future king on :
Back in the 70's Cher actually had her nose surgically GROWN in order to stand out more.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
...and that's why Sony dumped her for Seka.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
There's no typo in the post just before mine.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
...Dev's bald because he donates regularly to 'Locks of Love'.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
The next DC live action movie will be Prez starring Justin Bieber.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Monica Lewinsky is set to direct the Prez movie.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
At the Swiss boarding school I attended, my nickname was Duckie Moneybuckets. (The buckets of money I carried around caused me to waddle a little bit)
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
Ram Boy left Switzerland to avoid being conscripted into the Swiss Navy.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Hrista is Spjóti on.
Posted by future king on :
Hrista Spjoti is a successful porn star in Greece.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
Everyone totally gets why Kent has become Hrista Spjóti.
Posted by future king on :
If you rearrange the letters in 'Hrista Spjoti' it spells I Spit On Hats.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
My new music project is entitled "Men Without Spit."
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
I really do spit on hats.
Posted by future king on :
The French Foreign Legion, or FFL, originally got its monogram from its first choice in group names: Funny First Loves.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
I always thought it was "Furry First Loves." You know them French...
Posted by cLSHeome on :
Everyone's head-to-toe waxed at my place. Even the cats and the kiwi fruit.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
It was thrilling to open the new Legion comic and find five or so pages of story featuring Batman. Batman and all his works are so underexposed and unloved. It would break my heart to go so much as two minutes while reading a comic book without seeing Batman again. Because I might forget that Batman existed.
Posted by future king on :
Batman is not a popular super hero.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
I think they should just hand over the entire Legion title to Batman. That would make my day.
Oh, and Marvel needs to cancel all their books that don't feature Wolverine, Wolverine's relatives, and Deadpool. Because I'm tired of all those other worthless upstarts sucking up precious oxygen that God Himself decreed belongs to Batman, Wolverine, and Deadpool by divine right.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Hamburgers, French Fries, and Ice Cream have been found to have amazing health benefits and no negative consequences.
Posted by future king on :
Bill Clinton dated Cher back when she was a somebody.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
I ordered the lentil soup for dinner instead of the Philly Cheese Steak.
Also, I took a pass on the cupcakes.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Like all food, French fries were actually invented by the Chinese. They were brought to France by Joan of Arc and her Chinese chef, Chou Tsung Zhang.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
My karaoke version of "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves" has won praise and awards in twenty-two different metro area bars so far this year.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
as a gypsy, tramp and thief, I resent cleome's success at my people's expense.
Posted by future king on :
"Chou Tsung Zhang" is a successful porn star in Indonesia.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Margret Cho. is actually the highest grossing comedian on the planet. Google it.
Posted by cleome: secret ozone incense addict on :
So there. Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I am Margaret Cho.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
In our own way(s), we are all Margaret Cho.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Margaret Cho does not like gay men.
Posted by cleome: secret ozone incense addict on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Margaret Cho does not like gay men.
I don't either. The whole reason I started posting to this board was because I thought its initials stood for "Leave Men Be!" In fact, before December 2008, I had no idea that dudes (of any orientation) read superhero comics at all!
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Actually Jack Lord ( The Original Detective Steve McGarrett for you youngsters) was in the running to play Lex Luthor in Superman The Movie.
Posted by future king on :
There are only gay men and women on this site.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I eat a roast beef sandwich almost every day. It's by far my favorite.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I always turn to Legion World for inspiration when I'm planning the menu for one of my big, gay parties.
(roast beef petit fours...fabulous!)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Petit fours aren't a lot of fun to talk about. For that matter, neither are lemurs, tomatoes or Nosferatu.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
lemurs, tomatoes and Nosferatu are necessities for big, gay parties.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I have the cleanest, tidiest house in the whole world. Nay, the universe!
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
By this time next year, square dancing will replace hip-hop as the top choice in club music.
Posted by cleome on :
I have the cleanest, tidiest house mind in the whole world. Nay, the universe!
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: I have the cleanest, tidiest house mind in the whole world. Nay, the universe!
Ya, and Tyroc's new costume is cool. Posted by Ram Boy on :
To help combat childhood obesity, DC will soon be launching a line of active wear based on its Legion of Superheroes characters. The idea is that when school kids see one of their chubby classmates dressed in a cape and tights, they'll chase them around the playground for hours on end, thus ensuring fitness for all.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by future king:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: I have the cleanest, tidiest house mind in the whole world. Nay, the universe!
Ya, and Tyroc's new costume is cool.
There's never been any costumes worse than the one Tyroc's currently wearing.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: To help combat childhood obesity, DC will soon be launching a line of active wear based on its Legion of Superheroes characters. The idea is that when school kids see one of their chubby classmates dressed in a cape and tights, they'll chase them around the playground for hours on end, thus ensuring fitness for all.
The Bouncing Boy outfit will really help the fat overweight kids' self-esteem.
Posted by dedman on :
The new motion controller for xbox 360 (Kinect) is no fun at all. I really feel I wasted my money on that one.
Posted by cleome on :
Each holiday item that I see come into the warehouse is more attractive, well-made, and reasonably-priced than the one that came in before. It's just one small part of what makes my workplace so utterly faaaaaaabulous!
[ November 24, 2010, 07:56 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by dedman on :
I didn't drink at all last night
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm just as idealistic and optimistic as I was when I was twenty.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
I'm not Ram Boy. I'm actually cleome and I've hacked into Ram Boy's profile. You're all next 'cause I'm bored and I'm a MAD GENIUS!
AH-HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by future king on :
"Dancing With The Stars" is gosh darn the BEST show in the history of television!
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Steve Jobs is suing Keith Giffen and Tom and Mary Birabum. Claiming copy right infringement. Clearly the Macauley Omnicrom is a I-pad rip-off.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Megan Fox has webbed toes.
Posted by future king on :
Fergie has 3 nipples, webbed toes, and lived as a man for half her life.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
The above are three of the five things Ferge and I have in common.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
When he says "Fergie," future king actually means "Cobie."
Posted by future king on :
Singer Michael Bouble' has given up singing for an even more lucrative career as a prominent proctologist.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I know exactly who this Fergie person is. I never think of Sarah, Duchess of York, when people say "Fergie".
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I did not cheat on my diet yesterday.
Posted by cleome on :
Black Friday is my favorite day of the year.
[ November 26, 2010, 11:35 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Just in time for the Holidays the perfect stocking stuffer, the 2 disc Khundia Idol DVD on sale now.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
Poop smells really good these days--it's NEW and IMPROVED!
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
quote:Originally posted by Chief Lardy: Poop smells really good these days--it's NEW and IMPROVED!
In other words, it's not the same old shit! Posted by future king on :
Little known fact: Charlie Brown is a hermaphrodyte.
Posted by cleome on :
I can never decide whether mending clothes or cleaning the oven would be more fun. Guess I'll just do both instead of goofing off on the internet now and going to a couple of parties later.
Posted by future king on :
I just got a job as a Pussycat Doll. Trouble is nobody cares anymore. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Apple trees have been known to spontaneously explode.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
The fear of being killed by falling apples is called Newtonphobia. Not to be confused with Big Fig Newtonphobia, the fear of being killed by a man dressed as a big fig newton.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I love reading articles about Katie Holmes taking her daughter out shopping. My life was so empty until I knew about that.
Posted by cleome on :
Colds are fun!!
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
I'm FB Friends with Rob Liefeld and "like" every post he makes, escpecially the ones showcasing his wonderful art.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I have never used Leslie Nielsen's "Don't call me 'Shirley'" line.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
I Never worry about people understanding the context/getting the joke when I use the Leslie Nielsen line, "I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader! ...I mean, I was Dating a lot at the time."
Posted by future king on :
I have never peed my pants laughing while watching those classic "Airplane" movies starring the dearly departed Mr. Leslie Nielson.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
IMHO Forbidden Planet, Creepshow and the Poseidon Adventure would have been much better movies without the aforementioned Mr Nielson. With that said, Rest in Peace Old Solider.
Posted by cleome on :
I can never, ever get enough "classic rock."
Posted by Power Boy on :
I'm not excited at all about going to afternoon tea this weekend.
Posted by Power Boy on :
that was not a double post.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
During The next Legion try-outs Simon Cowell will be on the judging panel with words of encouragement for the potential recruits.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I am starting a 72 hour posting marathon on Legion World. Proceeds will go to the "Fund for Celebrity Children Who Want to Change Their Name When they Grow Up - I'm Talking to You Kal-el Cage" otherwise known as FCCWWCTNWTGU-ITYKC
Posted by cleome on :
Heavy drinking makes you smarter. Posted by future king on :
Eating lots of potato chips makes you thinner. Posted by Ram Boy on :
future king's ginormous pompadour towers well over a foot and a half above his head and requires him to duck when he enters through a doorway.
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Heavy drinking makes you smarter.
Hey, this is supposed to be the all lies thread!
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
I avidly collect X-Men comics currently being published.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I am continuing my War on Christmas! Happy Holidays!!!! mwah-ha-ha-ha!
Posted by Dev Em on :
I love what they have done with the Spider-Man comics lately.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
The Titans have been treated really well in recent years.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by dedman:
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Heavy drinking makes you smarter.
Hey, this is supposed to be the all lies thread!
Maybe I need to switch brands of beer or something...
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
I say the Skyline trailer beats the Battle LA. trailer by a country mile.
Posted by cleome on :
Tonight's latke recipe was a dud. I picked at my dinner and will thus be spared waking up at 3 or 4 AM with the customary killer agita.
Oh, and the homemade applesauce was lousy, too.
Posted by future king on :
I bet Cleome is a lousy cook. Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I know she is a lousy cook. But she is a great hunter of moose.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Airports are really fun places during the holiday season.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
I LOVE HANGING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS OUTSIDE!!!!
Posted by future king on :
I love dragging the Christmas tree up from the basement! Posted by cleome on :
I'm just going to leave this bowl of cute, shiny, foil-wrapped chocolates out on the coffee table overnight. I'm sure the cat won't try to eat them.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
I despise all the classic children Christmas shows, Grinch, Rudolph,Frosty,Charlie Brown, Rankin Bass ones. Hope none of them come on this year...
BAH HUMBUG!!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
The tradition of giving a gift card instead of an actual present originated with the Etruscians.
Posted by future king on :
WikiLeaks never tells the truth.
Posted by cleome on :
Yup.
I feel just terrible for all the "bipartisan" crooks and professional proxy killers who now have egg on their faces.
Mean, mean, Wikileaks. Shame on you.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Wikileaks is a brand of undergarment designed specifically for witches with weak bladders.
Posted by future king on :
I am the world's all-time greatest dancer.
Posted by dedman on :
My cats rarely sleep.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
^Mine never cough up furballs. Posted by future king on :
My cat is not as affectionate as most dogs. (she is)
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
My cat never acts like a dog.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Ace the Bathound is a gay homosexual.
Posted by cleome on :
It's physically impossible to break every nail on both your hands in the course of a single workweek.
Posted by future king on :
"SPOT" spelled backwards is "STOP".
Posted by cleome on :
That "Lies Lies Lies" song by the Thompson Twins really gets my mojo workin'.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
You can find the true meaning of Christmas by watching Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ.
Posted by cleome on :
I bet I'm the most religious soul to ever hang around Legion World.
Posted by future king on :
Gibson has the utmost respect for all religions and sexual orientations.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I hate Charlie Brown!
Posted by cleome on :
Coming in December, 2011 to a TV screen near you:
The Ninjas Are Coming, Charlie Brown! Posted by Ram Boy on :
Mel Gisbon is currently attempting to finance his latest film project, You're A Good Straight Christian Man, Charlie Notsobrown.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm glad Mel has toned things down. The blatant religious content of his early film series, Mad Max and Lethal Weapon, was just too much to handle.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
I much prefer "I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown" to the inferior "A Charlie Brown Christmas".
Posted by future king on :
I hate Charlie Brown, Legion Of Super Heroes, and Charlie's Angels reruns.
Posted by cleome on :
That croissant I had at breakfast this morning was awful!
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Xmas is an attempt to bring the X men and Christmas together. Just what we need another mutant holiday.
Bah Humbug!
Posted by future king on :
I am not excited about the Legion related solicits for March 2011.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I do not have a shocking amount of gray hair suddenly appearing all over the friggin' place...
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
The record for cat juggling is held by Miss Edna Hotchkiss. She juggled 43 cats at the same time.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
I never log on to LW while at work, lunch, over friends or families houses.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am not going to close this thread and start a new one.
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] "She can't be Rosie O'Donnell -- I am!" [/ ![[No]](graemlins/shake.gif)
![[Matter Eater Lad]](graemlins/MatterEaterLad.gif)
![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
See, I'm smiling. Really I am.
![[Lester Spiffany]](graemlins/LesterSpiffany.gif)
![[Policy Pam]](graemlins/PolicyPam.gif)
![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
![[Yes]](graemlins/nod.gif)
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
![[Disgusting]](graemlins/puke.gif)
![[Good]](graemlins/angel.gif)
I swear.
![[ROTFLMAO]](graemlins/rotflmao.gif)
![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
I do not ever daydream about being one of those telephone sex girls and wonder if I'd be any good at it....
![[Elastic Lad]](graemlins/ElasticLad.gif)
![[Confused]](confused.gif)
]
![[Cool]](cool.gif)
13K every week to stay home !
![[Validus]](graemlins/Validus.gif)
![[Mad]](mad.gif)
![[Tellus]](graemlins/Tellus.gif)
![[Catspaw]](graemlins/Catspaw.gif)
this Halloween.
![[Matter-Eater Lad - Animated]](graemlins/MatterEaterLada.gif)
![[Frown]](frown.gif)
![[Drool]](graemlins/drool.gif)
![[Bouncing Boy - Animated]](graemlins/BouncingBoya.gif)
![[Hmmm?]](graemlins/hmmm.gif)
![[Poverty Lad]](graemlins/PovertyLad.gif)
![[Chlorophyll Kid]](graemlins/ChlorophyllKid.gif)
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
LMB really loves its nonpareils. ![[Impulse - Kent Shakespeare]](graemlins/Impulse.gif)
![[Streaky]](graemlins/Streaky.gif)
![[Doctor Mayavale]](graemlins/DoctorMayavale.gif)
![[Lightning Lad]](graemlins/LightningLad.gif)
![[Light Lass]](graemlins/LightLass.gif)
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
![[Bouncing Boy]](graemlins/BouncingBoy.gif)
![[I Dunno]](graemlins/urk.gif)
![[Cheers]](graemlins/cheers.gif)
![[sigh]](graemlins/sigh.gif)
![[Plant Lad]](graemlins/PlantLad.gif)
![[Band]](graemlins/band.gif)
![[Chameleon]](graemlins/Chameleon.gif)
![[Kono]](graemlins/Kono.gif)